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500 headlines found matching 'eco'
Sat July 30, 2016
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(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
Jack White is attempting to play a gold-plated vinyl record of Carl Sagan's "A Glorious Dawn" in space, the first time this has ever been done, and you can watch it live at Noon ET today
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Not to freak you out the next time you go for a walk alone in the forest, but trees do talk to each other and recognize their offspring
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The second annual Clear the Shelters campaign, with over 40 local NBC and Telemundo TV stations teamed up with more than 680 animal shelters has been a rousing success. So far 47,127 animals now have a new home in which to celebrate Caturday
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stephan Jaeger shoots a 58 at a Web.com Tour stop, becoming the second pro golfer to do it in tournament play and the first to do in in North America
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Democrats absolutely, positively, categorically want big money out of politics. Just not right this second, please
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Welp, Mike Pence said it. If Trump wins, abortion will become illegal. Still voting third party, BernieBros?
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(US News)
 
 
 
Analysts forecast an upcoming restaurant recession. Unfortunately, the minute Americans start cutting back on food, it's time to prepare for a total economic collapse
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
For the first time since the 2000 election, the Democratic Party platform doesn't include lip-service to protecting the Second Amendment
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nobel economist Joseph Stiglitz calls Apple scheme to park corporate cash in Ireland an obvious fraud. Innovative, yes, insanely great, perhaps, but still a fraud
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon stock drops on news that it set a record-high profit for the third straight quarter. Wait, what?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Mr. Robot's second season doesn't appear to be going anywhere
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(ABC 7 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Trump's "Art of the Deal" ghostwriter: "There is no second Donald Trump...The inner Trump is the outer Trump," Someone please hold me
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists find cancer in million-year-old fossil. Larry King to seek second opinion
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After 9/11, Col Rob Maness always wondered what happened to the man burned beyond recognition who needed him to hold his leaky IV line and pray for his survival. A chance encounter at the RNC in a dusty room confirmed LTC Brian Bidwell survived
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Lingerie Fighting Championships is making a serious push to sign Ronda Rousey. She would likely become their biggest star, eclipsing "Vicki the Part Time Stripper." (possibly Not safe for work)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hackers can record everything you type on your cheap wireless keybo -- www.pornhub.com/fatgranny
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And for your earworm of the day - Hollywood celebs record Hillary Clinton's 'Fight Song'. (Bonus - Fark favorite Aisha Tyler's voice at 0:20)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Trump has left behind a record of bankruptcies, thousands of lawsuits, angry shareholders, contractors who feel cheated, and disillusioned customers who feel ripped off. Trump says he wants to run the nation like he's run his business. God help us"
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Wed July 27, 2016
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Thanks to its profusion of single-location coffee shops and microbreweries, Seattle has defeated Portland to become America's most hipster city in 2016
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Researchers discover $15/hr minimum wage has destroyed Seattle's economy. Just kidding, you still can't afford to live there
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
First it was vinyl records, now paper books are making a comeback. Next we'll be getting land lines
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Twitter might be circling the drain. No way, I'm on Twitter all the time. I love it. Who cares if I can't edit a tweet, it's filled with spammy ads, and all my DM's are from Eastern European sex bots. On second thought, it's probably done for
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Softball player A.J. Andrews makes her second unbelievable catch in a week, and at least one outfield wall was harmed in the process
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For the second time this month, Trump has cancelled a roundtable meeting with influential Latino leaders in Miami. You know, if he keeps this up, they are going to start to think he doesn't like Hispanics or something
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Tue July 26, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Uber's latest in edgy, new economy 2.0 tactics? Hire unlicensed private investigator to fraudulently dig up dirt on, harass, and intimidate lawsuit plaintiff and lawyer
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
As the Royal Navy prohibits Facebook on subs and loses recruits, the U.S. Navy uses Pokémon Go to lure new recruits to become Pokémon masters. "This is somewhat different from the official mission of the Navy"
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Police getting a call about a naked guy wandering around find a second body at the scene
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Record gets broken in Brazil. News: Before Olympics have even started. Fark: It's the record for 'amount claimed as a ransom by kidnappers'. Ultrafark: For Bernie Ecclestone's mother-in-law
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(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
The unseen side of the Second Amendment
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Islamic leader accused of raping a US airman released on his own recognizance, outraging the local community. What's that? It's actually a priest? Nevermind, community totally cool with it
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(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Want to watch the new Bourne movie, but afraid you haven't been keeping up on them and might not be able to follow the story? Here's Matt Damon summarizing all the movies in the series. In 90 seconds
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Mon July 25, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ralph Nader, J.D. Power & Associates marvel that Americans are still buying high-priced new vehicles despite rash of scandals and well-publicized recalls. "After a certain point in time people become numb to them"
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"The software knows where the wearable is, and it knows where all of the smartphones are." I can't wait until I start getting targeted toilet paper ads the second I feel a rumble and head to the bathroom
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Non-anonymous trolls on the internet are increasingly becoming the rule rather than the exception"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists ponder why humpback whales repeatedly save seals from becoming Orca chow
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(AOL Cars (UK))
 
 
 
"On the bright side, Bernal did break the world record for the half-mile top speed, taking his Camaro to 195mph." Briefly
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This week, for the first time since 1937, the subway system will be only the second most repulsive-smelling thing in New York City
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Sun July 24, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dominoes chain reaction world record attempt today in Michigan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Have you got 21 hours and 49 minutes to kill? Get a map and try beat the new record of riding the NYC subway system and hitting all 469 stations
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks and bonds are at record prices. Start selling
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks and bonds are at record prices. Keep buying
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The hippie economics of Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown are so business-hostile that California now leads the United States in GDP and employment growth
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Would you believe me if I told you Trump's finances have become highly reliant on money from Russia, most of which has become increasingly concentrated among oligarchs close to Vladimir Putin?
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hottest non-atomic-bomb related temperature in world history recorded in Kuwait
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kendra Harrison sets a new 100 hurdles world record in London. You know, the one who missed the US Olympic track team by *that much*
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Russian adventurer goes up, up and away in his hot air balloon to break the world record for fastest solo circumnavigation of the world
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
If you have 71 convictions on your criminal record you might want to avoid doing stupid things. Like going to the park with a friend and taking turns shining a laser pointer at a helicopter
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember Sandra Bland, the woman who died in jail after a traffic stop? The guard may have falsified records
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Whatever the highest price ever was last paid for a baseball card, that record is about to be broken soon
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Apparently, the exact amount of time it takes men to relax after a hard day's work is 10 minutes and 49 seconds
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit drops UK economy to 2009 levels. A pound is now only worth 20 periwinkles and a hard candy
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing radio host says that because Donald Trump allowed Sajid Tarar of American Muslims for Trump to deliver a closing prayer on the second day of the convention, Trump let a "Demon-God" into the GOP
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Edward Snowden has gone all in and truly betrayed his country and principles by becoming an agent provocateur for the Russians
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(NFL)
 
 
 
J.J. Watt to miss at least the opening game, and perhaps a couple more. You heard it here first. Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If you're not afraid of this guy becoming president, you're not paying attention
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tired of dragging your suitcase behind you? Need the use of your hands for coffee, your phone? Introducing the trailer hitch for your butt - from Arseco
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Spoon & Tamago)
 
 
 
Groovy 1960s Japanese portable record players, once a necessity for families too poor to afford quality stereo sets, are now collector's items
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"The frigid plains of northern Siberia are becoming a hotspot for mysterious geological phenomena, and now the frozen tundra on Siberia's remote Belyy Island is home to the region's newest aberration: eerie, rippling, underground bubbles" (pics)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
At 93, decorated WWII vet, former Senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole has finally slipped into senile dementia
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has let his campaign become a new starting point for the radical religious right
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(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 
 
FBI seeks to recover $1 billion in largest kleptocracy case to date
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
The ten most hated Star Trek episodes that deserve a second chance because "bad episodes are funny"
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Wed July 20, 2016
(East Lindsey Target)
 
 
 
First section of new UK/EU border completed in record time, and you bet someone has a problem with this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
142 lost recordings from 1951 by country legend Hank Williams unearthed, exhibiting work of happy, loose, bantering, utterly charming singer, not the "nonsense" idea of a lonely drugged-out alcoholic Hank
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
How would you survive in a post-5/9 world? Will you hide at your mom's house, decode Seinfeld or throw yourself into work at Evil Corp? Settle in with your imaginary father and watch Mr. Robot on USA Network, 10PM ET
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston has been working hard with Michael Jordan's former trainer to become... slightly less fat?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is stranded in the crossfire, walking the tightrope between 2016 and trying to run again in 2020. Oddly, he wants to become president because of the floods in Texas and he can't stand the weather here
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(Broadcastify)
 
 
 
Live Cleveland Police audio of RNC protests becoming violent after a flag burning, arrests taking place
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
IOC sends 42 condoms per athlete to Olympic village in anticipation of shattering long standing record held by Wilt Chamberlain
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Netflix announces a second season for Making a Murderer
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler auto sales probed by Justice Department after regulators become suspicious when the carmaker said that more than two people actually bought a car made by Fiat Chrysler
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"It's official" perfectly reflects Paul Ryan's excitement level over Trump becoming the nominee
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am dating a bro who has a tattoo that rates every woman he's slept with on a sliding 1 to 10 scale. He's only got three so far. If we break up, can I prevent him from rating me? Or do I stay with him to avoid becoming a number?"
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Omaha selected to host the 2017 U.S. Olympic curling trials. Officials say the event could pump as much as another $220 into the local economy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name three currently existing things which you think will become completely obsolete in ten years
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Here is the second trailer for Ash vs Evil Dead which the San Diego Comic-Con officials deemed was too gory for their all-age audiences
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Tue July 19, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Record Powerball jackpot prize claimed by not you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP delegates from across the country agree - the country is an economic mess, but their local economies are doing just great
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Turns out Melania Trump never actually graduated from college like the Trump campaign claims. No problem, she could finish at the Trump University. On second thought, maybe somebody double check her thesis papers for plagiarism though
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Global warming will only cost about 1% of world economy. So just send the U.N. a check for 1% of your income. No, wait, it says economy. So just send the U.N. a check for 1% of your income and your spending
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
WWE legend The Undertaker tries to become the Under-Par-Taker
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Global temperatures break record for 14th consecutive month. Maybe we should build a wall or something. I mean, sticking our heads in the sand for 40 years hasn't worked, so try something new
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(Blavity)
 
 
 
16 year old becomes the youngest black man to cross the continental U.S. in an expensive nice new shiny vehicle without being pulled over by the police
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(Variety)
 
 
 
If you think Fox News will truly become Fair & Balanced™ if the Murdochs deep-six Ailes, think again
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fantasy (that is, regulations) runs into reality (that is, engineering) for fuel-economy standards
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway police involved in rare shooting, firing twice and equaling the total number of shots fired by Norwegian police in all of 2014 or by Baltimore police in about .032 seconds
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
It is somewhere between winning the D-League and the NAIA Championship, but the "Summer" Bulls just won the Summer League on a spin-move last second shot
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Best Korea opens a second front in its relentless war against large bodies of water
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
No charges will be filed against Kanye West for his illegal recording of Taylor Swift because "she had to know" she would be recorded at some point
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Imma let you finish, but I did not secretly record Taylor Swift at all"
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
A detailed, sobering take on why oil prices might never recover. Time to stock up on ammo, canned goods and print magazines of the adult persuasion
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Mon July 18, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Zach Ryder survive a Bulgarian beatdown? WILL Seth Rollins become a 3-time WWE Champ? IS Shane's pick for Smackdown GM a hero or goat? LIVE from PROVIDENCE, THIS is YOUR WWE RAW Thread. 8pm ET on USA
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign manager calls Bush family part of the past, says he is dealing the future. Which is odd since Bushes have a biblical track record on advising how to deal with despots who think they are god
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Economists say store some food, gather the family around the fire, hunker down for the winter, and get ready for the longest economic recovery in history
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
RNC: Let the people decide with their votes. Delegates: Cool, then we want a roll call vote. RNC: Eh, on second thought, never mind
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hello, my name is Sue Magina. Is Mr. Trump available? I'd like to get his recommendations on how best to handle my menstruation
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man gets new job, drinks six pints, wakes up on glass roof 75 feet above the ground with no recollection of how he got there. When police asked if he had caused a public nuisance he said: 'Yeah, I was found on the roof so I suppose I did"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hiring slowdown? Brexit scare? U.S. economy laughs it all off, continues to roar full speed ahead
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Sun July 17, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Cat recovering at Humane Society after firework was forced in her mouth. The cost to nurse her back to health is expected to be significant. Donations are being accepted. Link in article
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The concept of a "starter home" is quickly becoming a real estate relic, like track lighting and brass hardware...for the people who still can afford to buy a house
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There will be no second Brexit referendum and most of the UK is hopeful Theresa May won't lead them to their own doom
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Pence 7 months ago: "Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional." Mike Pence now: "On second thought...."
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Most people foresee America becoming a cashless society after President Trump's done with it
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Man leaves his kayak to get a slice of pizza. Returns and gets a stern talking to by the police, firemen, corpse recovery scuba team., etc
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(Metro)
 
 
 
PoodleCorp claims to have taken down Pokemon. Who will they take down next? Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode of Pokemon vs PoodleCorp
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bank of England economist recommends using the music of Peter Gabriel to fix the economy
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
A few years ago, a project began in England to seek out and record graffiti left on buildings that have survived for several hundred years. It's a glimpse into the life of medieval commoners, and really bad spelling
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man to be sentenced for murdering his friend, cutting out his liver, and decorating the corpse with it. "The defendant is maniacal and inherently dangerous," wrote Assistant Prosecutor No-duh McObvious
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Track Palin soon to become spokesperson against punching women in the face while drunk
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Evolution can't explain a Wolverine becoming a Horned Frog
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cleveland police say they are ready for the Republican Convention. You now have 15 seconds to comply
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can anyone recommend a good cookbook that focuses more on cooking techniques and principles AND includes some sort of "master shopping list" of ingredients?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gonorrhea gradually becoming more drug resistant. *Slow clap*
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The biggest tech IPO of the year is a company that makes pretend stickers that people can stick in their virtual profiles. In related news, the economy is farked
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Obama publishes in JAMA, becoming the first sitting president to publish a scholarly article in a peer-reviewed journal
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
Can Lefty recover from that lip out? Will the typical Scottish weather finally show up? Will Rory stick his foot in his mouth again? It's Round 2 of the 145th Open Championship from Royal Troon (1:30am EDT, Golf Channel/Sky Sports)
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Human catapult - 0 to 125mph in one second
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
My second DJI Phantom 3 Drone video (this one set to a friend's music)
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
On second thought trying to impress your girlfriend by taking her to the local police station and pretending to be the police chief maybe wasn't the smartest idea
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Wed July 13, 2016
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Problem: New Jersey's pistol permit process is so onerous suicidal people can't buy guns to kill themselves with. Solution: Rent a gun at local range and kill yourself there. Fark: Second gun rental suicide at same range in last two months
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The denial of Tom Brady's four game suspension now raises the biggest question of the NFL off-season? Who is Jimmy Garoppolo, and can the Patriots recover from starting 0-4?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop: Sir, what's this meeting about? Superior: Well, we've been looking at your stops. Only two blacks? Cop: I stop everyone. Superior: Then, you've got something to work on. Cop: Oops, is that a voice recorder in my pocket?
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(Decanter)
 
 
 
The world ordered a record amount of wine from California last year
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(The Truth About Cars)
 
 
 
Tesla's salespeople ranked last for the second year in a row
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Does music REALLY sound better on vinyl records than on CDs? Here comes the science, and you hipsters are gonna hate it: "From any objective standpoint, there's no justification in calling the sound of vinyl records 'better'"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl sets Maryland record after catching fish larger than herself
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
I've observed that the most unprofessional people use emoticons/emojis more frequently than anyone else. Emoticons do not belong in business communication. It also takes these people 20 minutes to deliver a thought, whereas it takes me 20 seconds
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Irish economists baffled by 26 percent explosion in national GDP during 2015, wonder who could possibly have drunk THAT much Guinness. "There are so many transactions going on that nobody understands"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can the NL snap the AL's 3 game winning streak? Will someone groove a pitch to Big Papi? Will the shoepisser have people reaching for the mute button by the second inning? It's your 2016 MLB All-Star Game thread. Coverage at 7:30 EDT on Fox
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WaPo reporter: Despite claiming to have given away more than $100 million, I can only find records for about $10k in gifts. Eric Trump: That's ridiculous, he's given my foundation alone millions. Reporter: Got any records? Eric: Well, I, err
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Chris Berman shoehorned a reference to Muhammad Ali's death into the closing seconds of the Home Run Derby
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
China's pensioners to become overnight stock investors... unwitting overnight stock investors
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
KLM becomes first airline to offer draft beer on tap
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everybody, remain calm. The price of oil is tanking. There is nothing to fear but fear of Asia collapsing in on itself. Also, the British. Really, just blame the Brits for all economic woes in the next ten years
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
According to Trump pollster, Trump is doing great with Hispanics and they're attracted to his pro growth economic policies. That's the joke
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A second gator on the grassy knoll, potato CHiPs, and wombat maple uranium commode: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/3 - 7/9
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
People, what we need here in America is a good old-fashioned kick us in the butt economic depression
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British weightlifter breaks two world records at once: world deadlift record and most blood vessels in the head broken at one time. "That nearly killed me. The pressure on my body was surreal. That was not a healthy thing to do"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Thanks to Zootopia, Civil War, and Finding Dory, Disney has just hit $5 billion globally at the box office in record time
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(Time)
 
 
 
Dallas mayor wonders if there may have been a second shooter. This is not a repeat of 11/22/63
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And just like that, the rodeo has become 100% more interesting
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Sat July 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
US ranks number one in deaths from car crashes but surprisingly only ranks second in alcohol related crash deaths. First place goes to... Canada?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mookie Betts tried to throw out a runner at second, and that's when it all went wrong. Just a bit short
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Margarine becomes the betamax of the foods
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Fri July 08, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon is quickly becoming the new eBay
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cool: A rodeo performer has claimed the Guinness World Record for the most Texas lasso skips in a minute. Now wait a Gol-Durned Minute: Wadda you mean he was in NEW YORK CITY?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Facebook followers responded to his statement on the Dallas shootings with pleas for reconciliation and unity. Nah, I'm kidding, they were saying that the race war has begun
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(Metro)
 
 
 
1986: Parents sue record companies for corrupting the children. 2016: Children sue Snapchat for corrupting them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hemingway's list on becoming a man was 1) plant a tree, 2) fight a bull, 3) have a son, and 4) write a book. Sounds outdated. What do you say is required to become a man?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. economy rebounds as it added 287,000 jobs in June. Thanks, Obama
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Help. I'm super bored. Somebody recommend a good horror movie that I probably haven't seen
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Cubs fan entertains crowd with his impression of the Cubs recent record
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
We're getting an extra second on New Year's Eve. Times Square midnight countdown to start at 23:59:51
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
And the winner in the facial recognition competition is: Mankind 1. Artificial intelligence 0
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A 16-million-year-old planet has been discovered orbiting three suns. The planet is about four times as massive as Jupiter, which makes subby kinda wonder why it didn't become a star itself
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man with an impressive record bites woman while she is driving. From the looks of his appearances after court, he is also auditioning to be Hulk Hogan
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida governor Rick Scott announces septic tank plan, possibly in bid to find a suitable place to store his economic policy
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(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
The latest television show on track to become a Broadway musical? Get your teeth ready and grab some garlic -- True Blood may be heading to the Great White Way
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Average income for the top 1% wage earners in the U.S. went up 7.7% last year to $1.36 million, after executives successfully obtain the recommended $15,000 an hour minimum wage
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Google says its self-driving cars can learn cyclists' hand signals, are still working on recognizing middle finger gesture
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Wed July 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders may become a Wall Street sellout and endorse Hillary Clinton as early as next week
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hilary stomps all over Trump's business record, lays out his history of four failed casinos in Atlantic City. That's right, four, count 'em four failed casinos. Zero successful casinos
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst (R) not interested in becoming Donald Trump's running mate. Chris Christie seen hopping up and down with his hand raised in the background
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 10 scary health symptoms that are actually harmless. So don't worry when you are attempting your record bench press or if your fingernails don't look right
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Billy Hamilton reminded everyone how fast he is by scoring from second base on a passed ball. Just in case anyone forgot
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Presenting your 2016 MLB All-Star team rosters. Let the second guessing begin
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
News: 30-person brawl at Walmart. Fark: Brawlers armed with baseball bats they looted from the sporting goods section. ULTRAFark: It was the second melee at the same Walmart within four hours
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
State which receives the most sunlight in the United States may reconsider its de facto ban on solar energy, sorta, but it's controversial and many are still against it
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Economist asks "Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?" The internet answers
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
NASA Apollo engineer brings his sourcecode to parties
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Putin's hand is shoved so far up Trump's ass it's become the most terrifying puppet show since Fraggle Rock
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
I didn't become a scientist to NOT make wasps fight for my amusement
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah, you saw some good fireworks, but did you watch an entire barge full of them go up at once? And then leap to the second barge full of explosives?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Steven Souza Jr. crashed into these fans' beers, so the Rays bought them a second round. "The drinks are on us"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporter and Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson shows his tenuous grasp of history, says the proof Jesus exists can be found because "our entire calendar revolves around him." Who knew that Jesus was a Greco-Roman God?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looks like Big Oil executives won't be popping the champagne corks or raking in record profits anytime soon. And I think we're all OK with that
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
LA Dodgers game featured an eagle flying around the stadium. Nifty. But as he approached his handler he had second thoughts and flew out of the stadium. Independence Day
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Recording with The Beatles: sometimes terrifying, often weird (and did we mention John would sometimes play in a cupboard?)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Amaryllo iCamPRO FHD Home Security Camera. 360 degree field of view, day and night recording. CES award winner. Also Magic 8-ball imposter. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun July 03, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Father of toddler eaten by alligator at Disney World says there was a second gator on the grassy knoll
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Since when did Kenny Chesney concerts become dangerous?
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(Qatar Gulf-Times)
 
 
 
The actual figures for April's U.S. gasoline consumption are in and instead of a spike shown in the projected, Americans actually used so much less gas that economists and the petroleum industry are completely baffled
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justice Department expert Donald Trump says "It is impossible for the FBI not to recommend criminal charges against Hillary Clinton. What she did was wrong. What Bill did was stupid"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Here's a look back at a "action/adventure/comedy/kung fu/ghost story/monster movie" which premiered thirty years ago as a critical and commericial flop and has gone on to become a cult classic: Big Trouble in Little China
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Wallpaper, grass cloth, and everything else that was wrong with the 70s is back in style again when it comes to home decor
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Economic downturn hits the polo industry hard. Ah, just farking with you, rich polo-playing people would like you to know they're still doing just great
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian election result too close to call, second election possible. That's not a knife-edge. THIS is a knife-edge
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of British voters feeling Bregret over the Brexit are going all-in and are marching and begging for a second referendum
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Farkers on Monday: The world's economies are going to collapse because of the idiot British and their vote for Brexit. Farkers on Friday: *crickets*
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Fri July 01, 2016
(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Feral cat wanders into zoo, becomes best friends with bear
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Paris, Frankfurt, and Dublin battle to become "new London" of post-Brexit Europe once all the rich English financiers flee the City
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A legislative committee has recommended decriminalizing prostitution in Wales and England. This is a reform we can all get behind, or on top of, or even underneath
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(Patch)
 
 
 
New report says 2015 was deadliest in 15 years for fireworks users. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass' 'Fail' and 'Florida' submissions this weekend as 'Muricans try to break that record
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obamacare is becoming so popular it's had about 1.6 million drop-outs so far this year
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(Vice)
 
 
 
38000 websites temporarily silenced as collateral damage because staunch defenders of the Second Amendment can't stand a parody that's protected by the First Amendment
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Nearly thirty years after an international treaty banned the use of chlorofluorocarbons, the Antarctic ozone hole is finally starting to heal. By mid to late century, it should be fully recovered. HIGH FIVE
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps smokes the competition to qualify for a record fifth Olympics
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sports Authority about to become a bunch of Dick's
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"Norway model" cited by Brexit fans as example of how to handle not being in the EU. Positive: you get EU economic advantages plus opt-outs of EU trade regulations. Negative: you must still let in EU citizens as if you were in the EU
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How soon after Trump becomes President does he tick off a foreign leader and they decide to just nuke us?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Canadian economy edges up in April, no thanks to lack of playoff hockey
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Biggest public health crisis in Africa goes from famine to obesity in record time
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(Newser)
 
 
 
DC picks new name in its bid to become 51st state and totally ruins the "50 Nifty United States" song
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Gynecologist appearing on morning show to talk about 'dry sex' solutions has memorable finish
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Wed June 29, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck becomes newest overpaid NFL quarterback with best contract we've ever seen
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Nearly all the financial damage from the Brexit vote has been recovered, with one main index only 8% lower than it was last week
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(Time)
 
 
 
Veep lead-in Game of Thrones sets huge ratings record for HBO
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Tue June 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Remember the Icelandic soccer announcer who shattered glass in a three block area with his victory howl after Iceland's last win? Watch a former England manager's heart break as he comments through the second goal
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Israel and Turkey patch things up after Israel apologizes for killing 10 Turkish activists. Armenia: "Apologies and recognition after a mass murder must feel nice"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
When California proposed a high speed bullet train it said it would not be subsidized by taxpayers. A winning bidder noted that was not realistic. State officials scrubbed that analysis from the official records
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Sega wants to make Sonic the Hedgehog an entertainment icon. Shall we consider him one or does he still play second fiddle to a mustached plumber?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Brexit means the decline of English as the common language of European politics and business. Tag is for Brits realising they'll have to learn a second language
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Husband and wife who report for competing TV stations eventually become the story as their four-month-old baby is found with cocaine in its system
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Wales has culture. Wait a second, that doesn't sound right. Whales have culture. There we go
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(Some Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Twenty vital rock albums from 1996. Ask your parents if you don't recognize some of them
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I don't see any need to incarcerate ... the victim recovered and was compensated through civil judgement" says judge as he spares Officer McCurbstomp from prison
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin congratulates Britain on voting to leave the EU, saying the country "narrowly avoided becoming part in an apocalyptic one-world government." No. Seriously. She said that and believes it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jose Altuve was headed for a triple to complete a cycle, until he was Schwartzed by Dark Helmet trying to round second
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Sun June 26, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Turtle resting comfortably after tourist assault. Recovery expected to be slow but steady
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
News: That Brexit petition to Parliament was actually submitted a month before the vote. Fark: By a Leave supporter who thought it would help get a second referendum if Remain narrowly won
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory swims to a second week at #1 with $75 million, Independence Day 2 bombing at #2 with $43 million. Shark bait The Shallows beached at #4 with $16 million, Free State of Jones bombing at #5 with $7 million, The Neon Demon not even on board
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Aroldis Chapman breaks Statcast by throwing the five fastest pitches recorded this season (and five of the six fastest ever). Fark: Four of the pitches were thrown to one batter
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Here's everything that happens on the internet in a single second. The numbers are staggering
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A group of watch thieves clocked in a record-setting $6 million in stolen goods, though their time ran out when police started to tick off a list of their probable targets and laid a trap
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's been 30 years since David Bowie and his manhood made a huge splash on the big screen. So why did 'Labyrinth' become such a beloved cult classic? Grab your (glass) balls and read on
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Fri June 24, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts employs 5 second rule, idiots
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Following the Brexit vote, things get worse for the UK as Harry Styles announces new solo record deal, potentially putting an end to boy band One Direction
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Cleveland fans broke the NBA online store sales record. Which isn't hard to do after having all that extra money lying around from not having to buy any championship souvenirs for the past 50 years
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
IMF downgrades its outlook on the U.S. economy, surprising experts that there is an outlook about the economy that could actually go any lower
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ball Python may have escaped after commercial building fire, will become plot of next Bruckheimer film
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Study shows strip clubs bring $70M to San Diego economy
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russia plans on developing teleportation within the next 20 years. Mostly so they can somehow try to subatomically transfer their economy out of 1968
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Backpacker)
 
 
 
In a year when people have been damaging hot springs, loading bison into their cars, and carving up rock formations, one kid returns a pinecone taken from Sequoia National Park, along with a written apology. So shines a good deed in a weary world
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The economy may be tanking, but at least the stock market doesn't have to worry about irrational exuberance or another tech bubbl...what? Oh dear
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Google's free Android Basics Nanodegree promises to have even complete beginners up to speed and deleting entire tabs like a boss in record time
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
CDC no longer recommends the nasal spray flu vaccine, citing lack of effectiveness over the last 3 years. Tag is for the kids getting shots again, and pediatrician offices who have to order millions of shots as the free market jacks the price up
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(Wine Spectator)
 
 
 
Vine disease identified by scientists, according to six-second press conference
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 11 oldest amusement parks in the United States. Have any of you ever been to these parks? Would you recommend going there?
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A bunch of students built the world's fastest electric race car that does 0-100 km/h in a staggering 1.5 seconds. Just to put that in perspective, that's the same acceleration you'd enjoy sitting on the top of a Saturn V rocket with all engines go
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Economics 101: When prices are low for things like gasoline, people tend to buy more of it
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Derrick Rose can now spend his injury recovery time on the New York Knicks bench
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russia's Promobot IR77 to be scrapped after failing to find Sarah Connor for the second time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Abominable snow algae is now becoming more prevalent as global temperatures rise
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Iceland's announcers were just a little excited about their last-second victory in Euro 2016
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(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
Unhappy with your sentence? Why, just let the judge know by flinging feces, maybe he'll reconsider that 40 year stretch
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The history of the world in memes, part I: Life begins. In which bacteria become internet stars
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
World record pit stop, wheels changed in 1.92 seconds
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tricia Helfer becomes much more dangerous than a cylon. She's now Lucifer's mother
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Tue June 21, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Horodniceanu, the head of capital construction, said NY's second avenue subway readiness would require "an aggressive and unprecedented performance" by the transit test team. BbwwwHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen warned that the U.S. economy faces 6 more months of Obama
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Soldiers were forced to kill a tame jaguar that got loose during an Olympic torch photo op in what will surely become a metaphor for the games themselves
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
When did the government issuing documents in English instead of some foreign tongue become a bad thing?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Killer rogue waves are caused by the constructive interference of elementary waves enhanced by second-order bound nonlinearities. Duh
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The historical numbers are in, and after all that, the Warriors aren't even the second-best team ever
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chris Hardwick and "@midnight" have become one of the most politically conscious, hilarious shows on television. POINTS
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
What to expect when you buy a home in a tax lien sale: feral cats, some cash hidden in the floors, a nice old painting in the attic, a decomposing body, an antique... what, back up a minute
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: After learning of my affair, my husband wants to end our marriage. Despite my plea to reconcile, he wants to push forth. But my work doesn't offer health insurance; I use his. Can I delay the divorce until I secure employee benefits?"
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(E! Online)
 
Boobies
 
As the public faces of the recording industry's latest attempt to extend the DMCA to ban YouTube, Katy Perry's smoking something while Becky's taking hits off the whipped cream and, uh, I'll be in my bunk
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Like the idea of cremation but hate the unpleasant eco after-effects? Now, there's Cremo-helper, leaves just some "leftover coffee-colored effluents" behind
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Forty years after a chemistry teacher in Maine put an unwrapped Twinkie on his chalkboard to see how long it would take to decompose, it's still intact in a glass case at the school. This is not the premise of Stephen King's newest novel
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(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Hannibal Burress joins the cast of "Spider Man: Homecoming," will protect NYC from Bill Cosby
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Mon June 20, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"We fully intend to renew our challenge to Connecticut's blatantly unconstitutional ban as soon as there are five Justices sitting on the Supreme Court committed to the proper understanding of the Second Amendment"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A Trump presidency would wreck the economy. Even more, that is
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
David Ortiz celebrates Father's Day and treats himself to his second stolen base of the year. "I'm not an expert, I just look and I run"
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
Godzilla officially becomes citizen of Japan after 61 years
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California surges past France to become sixth largest economy in world, built on diverse bedrock of manufacturing, agriculture, crappy blockbuster movies, and wildly overpriced smartphones
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules cop can stop you, get your ID, then run a records search, then search you personally based on the records search, and use that evidence to bring charges (in this case, drug possession)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Another world record falls by the wayside as more than 1,000 engage in a shaving cream pie fight
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy Frank Lee Morris' Alcatraz record, Gilbert Gottfried still orbiting the Sun, and yet another white hipster moves to Detroit: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/12 - 6/18
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
"Swing and a miss. The count is at 0-2, the bases are loaded, and socialism might look good on paper but never works in reality I mean just look at the socio-economic history of South America"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
White people, get ready for a free ride when Grand Wizard Trump becomes President
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory just keeps swimming to record numbers, bringing in $135 million for the weekend. Despite Kevin Hart, Central Intelligence is #2 with $33 million, Warcraft slides to #5 with $6 million, and X-Men 7 thuds to a dismal #7 with $5 million
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent was supposed to headline a three-day music festival that he assured organizers would be a "huge draw" for fans. After record-low ticket sales despite prices dropping from $65 to $5, the turnout was so low they had to cancel the whole thing
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(AP)
 
 
 
Second contestant from The Voice has been killed in the last week, putting ultra rare trifecta in play
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Here are the biggest decor trends from the year you were born. Who still has a house that has wicker white features?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Narrowly avoiding causing the end of all times with the creation of "Fuller House," producers and stars of the series continue to court Armageddon by moving forward with production of a second season
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Odubel Herrera makes catch and tosses ball to fans ... on second out of the inning
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In what is no sign the American economy is in great danger, China is dumping American stocks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Better get CNN a second box of wipes
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Cat recovering after being found in Bristol with gunshot wound. Man that Palin honeymoon must have been something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meatloaf collapses on stage. Stays down well past the 5-second rule
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Philadelphia becomes the first major city to pass a soda tax, which the funds will be used to provide money for things like schools and parks
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan sets all-time record in 2015 for number of people lost in the mountains: 3,043. "The numbers have been increasing on the back of the growing popularity of mountaineering"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Brave Alabama County Chairman refuses to bow down to Tyrant Obama's demand that homosexuals be recognized as human beings
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Activision is producing a video game show on Netflix. The second season will be the same as the first season, the third season will only be available as paid DLC. And three different studios will take turns filming it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CEO of a tech company is moving his operations, from Kansas to Missouri, saying "Nowhere has there been as thorough an implementation of Laffer's policy recommendations (as in KS)- and nowhere has there been as dramatic a failure of government"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis expecting second tax deduction
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The end result of taunting hundreds of mischievous dynamite monkeys is that they will take over your Sichuan village after your 'oh so cool' ecotourism venture backfires
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Visa is upset that its indentured serfs are being treated like pawns by Walmart who sees them as economic vassals
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
If your police department's dispatch and records computer system is old and unreliable maybe you should have somebody besides two computer savvy cops doing the upgrade
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Legendary Stax Records and Elvis producer Chips Moman dead at 79
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For decades, scientists have been seeking pieces of the second asteroid involved in the enormous collision that sent meteorites hurtling across the solar system. Nothing has ever been found. Until now
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
One way to work on gun violence without violating the Second Amendment: funding the ATF and letting them do their job
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Wed June 15, 2016
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"I recognize fully that I am a balding, youngish, middle-aged straight, white, male, Republican, politician... with all of the expectations and privileges that come with those labels. I am probably not who you expected to hear from today"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Liberal activist judges order Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach to register thousands of voters he had previously disenfranchised, seriously jeopardizing the glorious Conservative experiment that Kansas has become
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Prince William becomes first member of the British Royal Family to appear on the cover of a gay magazine, getting there ahead of his uncle Prince Edward
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists now say we'll need to wait 1,500 years before alien contact becomes likely
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(Your Central Valley)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy swims to Alcatraz and back, breaking the previous 1962 record by Frank Lee Morris
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
May was the hottest May on record. This, sadly, is a repeat from the previous month. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Joey Gallo gives a baseball a respite from the Texas heat with homer into Round Rock pool. Five seconds to splash down
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The differences between Google Maps and Apple Maps are the types of landmarks you'll recognize as you turn left into the ocean
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian Treasurer dubs opposition's fiscal proposal "Zoolander Economics", compares it unfavorably to Taylor Swift liner notes. Post your diagram of the Harry Styles Curve to the right
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You can bet that Pete Rose does not think that Ichiro Suzuki's hits in Japan should count towards the major league hit record
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Marijuana sales on 4/20 hit record highs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marcia Clark rips Judge Ito for O.J. trial becoming a 'circus'. Maybe time doesn't heal all wounds after all
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Yeast in 220 year old bottle of beer recovered from shipwreck still alive, had plenty of time to plot the end of humans
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Based on the incredibly inaccurate coverage and reporting of the record setting Trump campaign, we are hereby revoking the press credentials of the phony and dishonest Washington Post
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(FWI)
 
 
 
Irish cattle test positive for angel dust, a banned substance across the EU. Authorities recommend you avoid having Irish cattle babysit your children
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Farmers from around the world are bidding on iconic second-hand tractors, at risk for gonorrhea
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Things have been decomposing since the beginning of time, and it's remarkable how little we know about how things decompose and why they decompose"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Presidential election in Peru was a narrow victory for Kuczynski over Fujimori. It was also a tremendous defeat for anyone still living with preconceived sterotypes of South America
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Snapchat becoming popular with the olds
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas' Lt. Governor has had second thoughts about tweeting "you reap what you sow" after Orlando mass murder at gay club
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(Slate)
 
 
 
America's gas stations are about to become as rare as bookstores
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The Sunday Music Club is looking for the hip hop, the hippie, the hippie, to the hip, hip hop, and you don't stop, a rock it to the bang bang boogie ... sorry, got carried away for a second ... looking for hip hop / rap recommendations
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Sat June 11, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
In the year 2017, the great freedoms of the United States are no longer, as the once great nation has sealed off its borders and become a militarized police state, censoring all film, art, literature, and communications
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Saturday Morning Book Club is a little late this week, as we've been reading through lots of anthologies looking for the best ones. Help us out by sharing your recommendations
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Fri June 10, 2016
(WGNO)
 
 
 
College student sets disc golf distance record. Definitely don't want to play him in beer pong
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
This Giancarlo Stanton grounder is the hardest-hit ball ever recorded by Statcast. Even his ground balls feel like home runs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You are a pop rock band with multiple hit singles, platinum albums, and a Grammy, so of course it makes sense to become a Led Zeppelin cover band
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Physicists just quantum entangled 10 photon pairs and set a new world record
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight attendant tells a passenger to 'shut up' over a dispute involving pasta. Onlookers were shocked. How did that flier rate an inflight meal in the economy section?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gang stalking has replaced 9/11 as America's #1 conspiracy: "Targeted individuals represent an alarming development in the history of mental illness: thousands of sick people, banded together, demanding recognition on the basis of shared paranoias"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Sadistic son tortures his father every day by shooting him and recording the grisly outcome' would be the headline if this happened in America
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(Elite Sports NY)
 
 
 
"Should we offer a fair contract to our Harvard-educated quarterback who is liked by all and just broke our single season TD record?" "Nah, let's lowball him." Welcome to the Jets brain trust
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
KC Royals offense is now shattering franchise records ... in futility
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
In the UK, Sainsbury's supermarket chain is nation's largest retailer of vinyl records. 'That suggests vinyl is no longer the preserve of the bearded hipster, and has moved back into "dad" territory'
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas have their second kid. Likely to be kidnapped soon by The Evil Queen
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jared ready to become the face of the mediocre Los Angeles Rams
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe I shouldn't have written as a character witness in support of a rapist
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Just how crazy big is the U.S. economy?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Doctor assisted dying is about to become legal in Canada. Or as it's called in the U.S., membership in an HMO
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tide's answer to slumping sales? Recommend using more detergent pods, of course
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Paisley Park could become the new Graceland
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Wed June 08, 2016
(American Mirror)
 
 
 
While Trump is shattering Republican primary vote records, let's look at how Hillary is doing compared to 2008. Oh dear
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby just had full hip replacement surgery on June 2nd. Double PT exercises yesterday and doubled down on reps today. Walked 2 miles yesterday and looking at 4 today. Recommend some good work out tunes
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's recent attacks on Judge Curiel were enough to make Scott Walker reconsider his support for the nominee. SCOTT WALKER, let that sink in for a minute
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was born male but eventually identified as female, embracing my realization and becoming transgendered. I've been working on socially transitioning; my family insists on calling me my male birth name and nicknames. What do I do?"
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Frog run over by lawnmower is air-lifted for medical treatment, hopping for full recovery
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donald Trump proves he has the hugest, most luxurious coat-tails anyone has ever seen, as the only candidate he has personally endorsed so far, Rep. Renee Ellners (R-NC) has become the first incumbent to lose their seat in the 2016 election
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Tue June 07, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
In China, divorce is becoming trendy with the post-1980s only-child generation. Women initiate 60 percent of cases and "are more ready to choose divorce after losing confidence in the relationship"
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When doing a voiceover recording saying there is a gun, make sure it is in a recording studio instead of out in the open in the building it is being recorded at
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yoga instructor murders twin by driving her off a cliff. Did they double-check the dental records? Will the twin come back with amnesia? Tune in tomorrow
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's Copa America, second round. The US is already in a must win situation against Costa Rica. Kick off is 8:00 pm EDT. In other Group A action Colombia looks to extend their lead against Paraguay, kick off at 10:30 pm EDT. See it all on FS1
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kirk. becomes. the first. Republican. to rescind. Trump. endorsement
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(Politico)
 
 
 
No nothing real with the Hillary email scandal ... nothing at all just because the FBI offered a second secret filing in the suit
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Democrats make up less than 25% of the legislature in Kansas, are 100% responsible for the economic problems due to sitting on their hands
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Phil Kessel becomes the latest Toronto Maple Leaf to turn into a superstar the second he's traded away from Toronto
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Your pet fish can recognise your face, your place
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Police chief retires his 'Four Simple Rules to Not Get Shot in Milwaukee' after realizing it was really one simple rule to becoming a dumbass
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's so-called "Christian Liaison" says "God himself raised Donald Trump up in order to prepare America for the second coming." Well, we've had a good run, but this joke has gone on too far
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mariners pitcher makes his major league debut and strikes out the second batter he faces ... with a 100mph disappearing fastball
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
The biggest myth about the Big Bang Theory is that there ever was a Big Bang: "Physics' reach is limited to roughly one second after the Big Bang, so the universe could easily have been sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure"
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Ben Stein wants to give Smoot-Hawley a second chance, anyone, anyone
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remembering Muhammad Ali messing with Dokes, dodging 21 punches in 10 seconds
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Do you have your bleach? Are the windows boarded? How good are your DSL and cell phone connections? Will Colin have the strength to become a hurricane? It's your Official Tropical Storm Colin Discussion Thread. Stay safe, Farkers
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Aqib