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500 headlines found matching 'eco'
Tue March 31, 2015
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Latest economic data shows that oilpatch downturn is so severe that people there are now being forced to choose between drinking OR driving
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(21)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Brewery installs wind turbine, becomes perpetual motion machine thanks to its main product
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Seventy million adults have arrest or conviction records in the United States - or about one in three adults. Restricting their employment is holding back our economy"
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(184)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Coffee shop employee "accidentally" clicked on a spam email while at work, resulting in the company's Facebook page becoming a porn stream
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(62)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man killed by falling tombstone while hanging Easter decorations at the family gravesite with his wife. Well, at least it was a convenient way to go
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(74)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
As the War on Terror approaches its 15th year, never forget that the shortest war on record lasted 38 minutes
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(41)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
90-second time lapse video of the five hours it takes to install the court at Lucas Oil Stadium for this weekend's Final Four games
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(15)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
How is Top Gear's James May holding up? Well if you had posting videos of himself playing the recorder on YouTube then you win a steak dinner
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(52)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are 100 years of various fitness fads in 100 seconds, or about the duration of your last workout
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Connecticut to become first state to boycott Indiana. Indiana: "Who?"
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(223)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This show has hard drinking spies, Nazi villains, and jokes every five seconds. And no, it's not Archer, it's a live action show called Danger 5 and today it is our new spirit animal
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(55)
 
(Spiked)
 
 
 
"Calling for something to be banned has become the default response to pretty much every challenge we face in the twenty-first century"
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(99)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Marathon organizers in Wales don't understand outcry after course found more than 600 meters short, noting a lot of runners recorded personal bests
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New York Knicks have made their fans sick, by losing their record 60th game of the season
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Flyover" state to become "Bottled Water Only" state
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(139)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will the Mercedes lap the field? Will McLaren and Marussia make the start? Will Maldonado record a full lap before crashing? This is your Formula 1 Malaysian Grand Prix discussion thread at 2:30am EDT on NBCSN
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(152)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's most famous drum break was recorded in 1969 for song you've never heard by band you barely remember, and surviving members are pissed they don't get royalties from samplers who reused it in 1,500 songs
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(74)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Blackberry reports second consecutive profitable quarter
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(13)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The economy is booming across the United States, despite Obama's illegal attempts to destroy it. Thankfully, conservatives are here now to save us from this monster
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(147)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
On news that the Supreme Court of Canada has sided with the federal government to destroy records from the abolished gun registry, Quebec said, "Fine we'll start our own registry. With blackjack and hookers"
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(83)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For only the second time in PGA tour history, a golfer has hit a tee shot into the hole on a par 4 ... and only gets a birdie
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(18)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Something weird is going on in the U.S. economy
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(160)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The last double digit seed takes the floor. NC State goes for another upset. Has anyone even mentioned Oklahoma this tournament? Duke still sucks on the second day of Sweet Sixteen games (7:15pm EDT start)
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(255)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Birther who has stated for years that if an American mom and a foreign dad has a kid in another country that person can't become president courageously raves over just such a person announcing a White House run
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(102)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist recalls Terry Pratchett: "Soon after his diagnosis it was rumoured, mostly in the Daily Mail, that he had found God. He thought this unlikely, since he could not even find his keys, for the existence of which he had empirical evidence"
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(57)
 
(Live 105)
 
 
 
Somebody made a record player almost completely out of LEGOs
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY Rangers hammer Hamburglar, kill off 6 of 6 penalties and become the first team to claim a place in this year's Stanley Cup playoffs. Not bad for one night
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(74)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
As an economic crisis sweeps through Russia, popular alternatives to legal alcohol are becoming liquids designed "for hair growth or for cleaning the bath"
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(35)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Man dies after ingesting five 10mg marijuana edibles, five times the recommended dosage: "It was 100 percent the drugs. It was completely because of the drugs - he had consumed so much of it"
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(334)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh, just a CD spinning and shattering at 23,000 RPM and captured at 170,000 frames per second
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(10)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Police drug dog accidentally snorts meth. Send good wishes to Barney as he recovers in the pet hospital. He is expected to fully recover
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(73)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox sues record company for daring to call itself "Empire" five years before they thought of their shiatty show
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(54)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie has ovaries removed so they won't become cancerous some day. Brad Pitt reportedly considering building new wife out of all her spare parts
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(126)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Stunt man runs 645 feet while on fire, breaking record previously held by Richard Pryor
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(36)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
It's the 1st semifinal of the Cricket World Cup from Auckland. How will Guptill follow his record setting batting performance in the tight confines of a rugby stadium? It's New Zealand v South Africa, starting at 9pm EDT
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tour operators report a boom in bookings for Cuba before US culture takes over. Filled with poverty, mass-murderers and second-rate healthcare, the US is to the north west of Cuba
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(137)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe is ready to fight to reconcile his marriage
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. companies now hoarding a record $1.4 trillion in cash. A search for "hoarder" on Google now brings up Google
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(251)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Archaeologists believe ruins found in a remote jungle region of Argentina may be the remains of a hideout built by Nazis to flee to in the event of defeat in the Second World War"
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(89)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wichita State shocks Kansas, becomes state champs of the Sunflower State
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(77)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Toronto still setting NHL records that will never be broken: the Leafs are so bad that for the first time in more than 40 years, Hockey Night In Canada did not show their Saturday game
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(42)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brian Williams makes first public comments since his six-month NBC suspension during visit to his former high school, fondly recalls scoring the winning touchdown at homecoming, putting out a cafeteria grease fire, and banging the prom queen and her runner-up in a three-way
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(22)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why did it take so long for the greatest novel ever written to be recognized as the masterpiece it is? Aside from the fact people in the 1920s were kind of dumb
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(105)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Logan Stieber becomes the fourth wrestler in NCAA history to win four national championships, leads Ohio State to its first team national championship. But he didn't do it with a broken freakin' neck
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(16)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Verne Troyer recovering after suffering a small seizure
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(36)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Google face recognition system is accurate to matching a face to a database of 260 million photos. Apparently, the only way to fool the system is to use a picture that is unrecognizable, like the one on your driver's license
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(26)
 
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Boat crashes into seawall, Coast Guard responds in record time (with video of record-breaking response time)
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(29)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Detrimental effects of sugar consumption are hurting the global economy. In other words, the economy would be growing more if we were growing less
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(11)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Spider Man' climbs into Walmart ceiling, crawls through duct work, drops down and walks out front door, escaping shoplifting charges. FARK: As people record the whole thing on cell phones
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(43)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old NYC teen tackles one of the world's toughest rock climbing routes like a boss, becoming the first female to do so
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(62)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not news: Baltimore Orioles MLB prospect has a mid 90s fastball. News: And an accurate three-point shot. FARK: Is already in the second round of the NCAA tournament for Notre Dame
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old high school student becomes online sensation after video of her squatting 300lbs goes viral. To put that in perspective, that's better than 75 percent of the football team can lift
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(83)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Bit9)
 
 
 
Buy phone. Get fake ID. Become CFO. Profit (Sponsored link)
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(39)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Priest arrested for performing exorcism on anorexic girl, as police claim he should have recognized her medical condition when she couldn't keep down her split pea soup
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(89)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP's brilliant strategy to lure female voters in 2016 is twofold: First, promise to cut their pay, and second, promise to cut their health care
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(83)
 
(Pro MMA Now)
 
 
 
In case you watched Ronda Rousey's 14-second demolition of Cat Zingano last month and wondered "WTF just happened?" here it is in super slow-motion
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(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke settles his second legal battle of the month
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(8)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Earth had the warmest winter on record this year. Northeastern United States would say, "That's absurd," but their lips are still frozen shut
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(34)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
And in the second quarterfinal a battle of neighbors as India faces Bangladesh. It's your official Cricket World Cup Discussion thread, match starts at 11:30PM EDT
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And you that the old gag of, "Economics, the science that made Astrology respectable", was a joke
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
President Obama adds his two cents into college basketball, saying that the shot clock should be reduced to 30 seconds
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Presbyterian Church formally recognizes gay marriages. Presleyterians say they've never cared if you put your banana in peanut butter
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(80)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
'The Beast' breaks world deadlift record by hoisting 1,018.5 pounds. Submitter broke the seal on another can of Pringles
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(41)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback explains that the anti-abortion law he signed is really about the economy, because forcing those babies to be born is just smart fiscal policy. "If you're not forming a family unit, you are slowing economic performance"
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(176)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Possession of a fraudulent dog will soon be a second degree misdemeanor
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(299)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Former Jail Services Technician becomes current Jail Resident for providing too many "jail services" to inmates. With "yeah, probably" picture
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(47)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Group of Californian teens imagines what world would be like if men could lactate: "Lactating would become a competition between men. Men would brag about much breast milk they could hold and how far they could fire it"
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton finally makes his first speech on the floor of the Senate... and invokes Hitler in under a minute, breaking the record for "Shortest Time to Create A Little Fuhrer"
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(162)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas is becoming one of the most dangerous cities in America to walk: "At one point, we killed 10 pedestrians in a two-week period. How did we do that?"
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student downs 25 shots of vodka in 60 seconds at university drinking competition. Wins his prize posthumously
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(132)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"Defined as the point where computers become more intelligent than humans and where human intelligence can be digitally stored, Singularity hasn't happened yet, but is expected by 2045"
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(47)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Former homebuilder becomes a lawmaker and tries to pass a bill protecting current homebuilders from having to obey all those pesky ordinances that protect native plants from homebuilders. Homebuilders
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(71)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having become bored with domestic political scandals, Obama tries his hands at international political scandals
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(54)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Weird play at home plate gives the best 30 seconds of combined baseball, football and wrestling action
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
How to piss off everyone on a plane in five seconds
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite the New Orleans Pelicans' loss on Sunday, Anthony Davis became the first player since blocks were recorded -- in at least 30 seasons -- to have at least 36 points, 14 rebounds, nine blocks and seven assists in an NBA game
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(18)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Boston sets record for snow, stories about snow
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(43)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kraft Singles becomes the first product to earn a nutrition seal from the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics. Yes, our diet has gotten so bad that processed cheese product is now considered health food
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(59)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Strongman Eddie Hall sets new deadlift world record of 462 kg (1018 lb)
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(36)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(70)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While everyone else is still waiting for winter to melt, Southern California is broiling in a record-breaking heat wave
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(143)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are buying fancy toilet paper, so that's a sign of...something economical
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(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Week 4 of the 6 Nations sees Ireland looking to move closer to a Grand Slam against Wales (10.30am ET), Scotland hoping to recover some dignity against England (1pm ET) and Italy aiming to take advantage of France's erratic form (Sun 11am ET)
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines fill a record 83.4% of all available seats in 2014. Travelers still continually annoyed about sitting next to someone filling up 150% of their available seat
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(7)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Major survey finds Americans' confidence in all three branches of the U.S. government is now at a record low. Political experts are shocked that there are people who know the three branches of government
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(91)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, there's a record for most pull-ups in 24 hours, and a 54-year-old man just broke it (with photo of a VERY ripped 54-year-old)
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(32)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Feeling patriotic? Enough to buy a Billy Bass that sings the Star Spangled Banner? Well, too bad. The best we can get is this self-wagging 18 inch replica American Flag that's a perfect decoration for your dinner table, right next to the apple pie
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(28)
 
(Driving (Canada))
 
 
 
Even with record-low gas prices, we're still getting screwed at the pumps
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(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Alabama investigators confirm that Harper Lee does indeed want to publish her second book, and will have more information as soon as they figure out just what a book is and what it's for
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(14)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Kentucky police recover five barrels of stolen Wild Turkey bourbon from a man's backyard. Drew?
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(40)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In addition to wall climbing, geckos have a second superpower. The ability to make water leap from their skin
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(8)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
SyFy gives a second season order to 12 Monkeys because it can't air wrestling all the time
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(32)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Colorado pot shops sell record amount of marijuana resulting in excise tax of nearly $2.35 million, and that's just for the month of January. For the children
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(51)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The New York Rangers own the best record in the NHL as of last night, and this glove save by Cam Talbot is part of the reason why
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(50)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
To kick off the last weekend of the preliminary round, it's Bangladesh against New Zealand. Then England vs Afghanistan in the second match. It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread, Bangladesh vs New Zealand starts 9 PM EST
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(42)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
It doesn't take a genius to see why Apple stores are disrupting the economics of shopping malls
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The most unique jobs in each state. Move to Florida and become an athlete. Move to New York and become a Fashion Designer. Move to Illinois and become a janitor
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Italian village sets a global record after getting 8 feet of snow in 24 hours. Boston happily surrenders the title
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(39)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Navy persecutes Pentecostal pastor for pushing petulant perspectives on penetration
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(92)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League continues with the second round of R16 matches beginning on Tuesday with Porto v Basel, and Madrid v Schalke, and on Wednesday with Chelsea v PSG, and Bayern v Donetsk. All matches at 2:45
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(397)
 
(NatGeo Traveller)
 
 
 
"An interesting development in airplane seating has been proposed to economy cabins - family booths" (pic)
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(43)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's go out the front door
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(12)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Golden Retriever born without eyes becomes a service dog, can smell crotches more intensely than other dogs thanks to his other senses compensating for his blindness
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(25)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
U2, Johnny Marr, David Bowie, and Foo Fighters will make Record Store Day worth it this year
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(17)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Frank Gore: "On second thought, Philadelphia might not be the best place for me to play. It is a silly place"
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(48)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
What do the men from Mike's past want? Will Chuck recover? How does Jimmy figure into all of this? It's Five-O time on tonight's Better Call Saul, 10 pm on AMC
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(82)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Really slow tourist killed by glacier, Methodists reach new high under Obama, and Virgin Mobile becomes Technical Virgin Mobile: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/1 - 3/7
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(1)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A 95-year-old man ran the 200 metres in a record-breaking 55.48 seconds just one year after taking up running - then celebrated with a nap in his hotel room"
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why bob haircuts are a sign the economy is no longer shiatting the bed
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(22)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Could Windows 93 become your full-time operating system? That depends. Do you like drugs?"
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(20)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Shhh, don't tell the people in the Northeast, but this winter was the 19th warmest on record
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(143)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Creepy looking drifter mocks tourists for not recognizing the shell of what used to be John Stamos
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(28)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Committee at UC Irvine vote to ban flags in common student area. Social Ecology Representative who authored the bill accuses all flags, especially the American flag, of being "symbols of patriotism or weapons for nationalism"
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(189)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"The town of about 1,000 in Skamania County, which sits on the Columbia River about 40 miles northeast of Portland, is becoming the first government in the nation, and perhaps the world, to own its own recreational marijuana store"
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(48)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
John Mayer says he's a recovering ego addict, maybe the greatest recovering ego addict in the history of the universe
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(35)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Five of the most adorable tiny kittens you might ever see have been rescued after being dumped in a garbage can. They are now on the road to recovery, just in time for Caturday
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(1014)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Want to use Apple's new watch? Great, you've got 10 seconds. Ready? GO
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(69)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Greece learns that leftists yelling is not a sufficiently mature fiscal policy, will attempt to prop up the remains of their economy with old copies of Das Kapital
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the demands of the anti-immigration wing of the GOP were met and immigration laws were "fully enforced" and ALL illegals were deported, it would cost $600 billion to do and shave 1.6 TRILLION off the GDP and slow economic growth by 5.7%
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(170)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Over 300 Republicans call for SCOTUS to recognize gay marriage nationally. Will henceforth be known as Democrats
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(91)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Health insurer Anthem cites "corporate policy" as reason to prevent federal IT security auditors from looking for vulnerabilities on its network. Hackers who stole 80,000,000 customer records didn't read the memo
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans now have a record $248 billion invested in 529 college savings accounts, which is enough to cover four years of tuition for tens of students
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(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Law enforcement holds a press conference to announce they've discovered that as marijuana becomes more legal in the United States, the less the Mexican cartels are smuggling it into the country
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(80)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmaker: "Why don't we have a men's economic council?" He's reportedly also disappointed there is no white history month
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(73)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"There are no laws in existence that protect the rights of people whose photographs have unwittingly become internet memes." Well, that's what happens when you huff gold paint or look like you're a crazy stalker
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(838)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Bush economy finally bears fruit
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(83)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"Specialists in Finland and Germany are hard at work analyzing the chemical composition of 170-year-old beer recovered from the floor of the Baltic Sea in an attempt to figure out the recipe used to make it"
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(12)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber admits it's time to grow up and finally become Ellen Page
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(30)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Politician who never reads Fark tells his constituents they should strive to become "the Florida of New Zealand"
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(20)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Montrealers are shocked to learn that the province that gave us Language Police, loyalty oaths and a ban on turbans in youth soccer has become a magnet for Right-Wing Extremist groups
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(65)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Quoting a politician in your second language Israeli difficult
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(15)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe a 20-foot talking Christmas tree wasn't such a good use of taxpayer money
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(22)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Wine recommendation: Chardonnay? More like ChardonYAYYY. I'm drunk at work AND IT FEELS GREAT Pairs nicely with: Unemployment
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(61)
 
(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Woman files for divorce citing irreconcilable manhood
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(99)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
#WeaselPecker becomes online sensation, title of next Vivid video
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(35)
 
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Early video of John Belushi at Second City in 1972 shows he was ready for prime time
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(9)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"As politically correct as our nation has become, I never thought I would see the day when American flags would be banned from a barbecue competition. That's something you would expect to happen at a vegetarian cook-off"
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(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Ingredient: The humble vinyl record
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(23)
 
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
How Apple Pay is becoming a new platform for thieves
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(25)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
World record set for solving the Rubik's cube in less than a minute. With one hand. Five times
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(21)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 24-year-old who was bullied in school for having big boobs beats her tormentors by becoming a model in a full feature lingerie film. Take THAT, bullies (w/pics - possibly not safe for work)
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(274)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you turn on your bathroom light, and seconds later you're lying on your neighbor's front lawn?
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(30)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Italy did a financial study to determine how significant an impact prostitution and drugs had on the country's economic stability. Turns out, it makes up a pretty huge dent in it
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(69)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boston Celtics lead the Golden State Warriors by 26 points in the 2nd quarter, before reality sets in that they're playing the team with the best record in the NBA
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(16)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Yoga has become so mainstream in America that formerly-peaceful yogi are now getting into fistfights with each other over mat space
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(43)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia loophole allows people to become "private police" with badges, guns, and little training. I think we all know how this is gonna end up
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(133)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Food experts are concerned about the increasing number of people who have orthorexia, where healthy eating becomes an obsession. Or as those people are called in America, foreigners
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(63)
 
(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey defeats Cat Zingano in 14 seconds. Dana White to ask Vince McMahon for tips on how to make his main events last longer
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(143)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
International travelers to the U.S. spent a record $222 billion in 2014. And that was just the ones who wanted a blanket and bottle of water on the flight over
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(4)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"The police recommended that the owner move her out, though, by placing her mail, her food and her shrine outside"
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(22)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
After procreation, sex becomes a chore. Here's how to avoid the pitfall of routine intercourse
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CPAC Straw Cap derby results: Aqua Buddha finishes first, with Derelict Cheesehead in second. Punchable Face third, Carson's Token fourth and the betting favorite I'm Not Dubya was fifth. Derp-xacta paid $9.99
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(89)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook avg 31.2 PPG, 10.3 APG and 9.1 RPG in February. He became the second player in NBA history to avg 30 PPG, 10 APG and 9 RPG for a calendar month
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(14)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Stolen NASCAR car recovered. Police still looking for the thief who probably has an awesome story to tell
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(31)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
LeBron James sets the record for the most assists by a forward with 6,136. Kobe says he's not impressed since they both have the same number of assists while playing guard
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Homeless man advises CPAC that they can avoid STDs by having sex for less than 30 seconds
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(123)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New 5G internet will allow you to download 30 porn movies in five seconds. It's probably good for some other stuff too
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why immigrants never did take your job: "Immigration does not keep down wages or lead to an increase in unemployment. Immigrants don't even disproportionately take new jobs. The economic effects we presumed of immigration appear to be false"
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(109)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It seems Rahm Emanuel will easily win a second term despite challenger Chuy Garcia, whom not even Han Solo could help
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(14)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China drops Apple, Cisco, Citrix, and McAfee from official list of approved products for government procurement, recommends Ippel, Sizzko, Sitryx, and MacIffy instead
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(40)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Cows playing in the snow for the first time become a laughing stock
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(29)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hhmmm...give a recovering drug addict $25 million a year for 5 years, whatcha think would happen?
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British soldier becomes first non-posthumous recipient of the Victoria Cross for the war in Afghanistan after charging in under fire twice to save a wounded USMC captain, despite being weighed down by his giant brass balls
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(84)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart challenges Fox News to a Lie-Off, wins in 40 seconds
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(98)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Record demand for heat during record cold. The hell you say
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(32)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Fresh off her stinging slam of Rudy Giuliani, Barbara Boxer (D-CA) goes for seconds, shaming the entire GOP on their quixotic mission to shut down the DHS
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(237)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know those laws we passed that tried to keep banks from becoming "too big to fail"? Shockingly enough, they seem to be actually WORKING, as JP Morgan is desperately trying to find ways to get SMALLER next year to avoid them
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(23)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not content with destroying their state's economy, Kansas lawmakers now want to criminalize the teaching about sex, nude art, and 'harmful' books
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(196)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What you need to know at midnight tonight when the Nation's Capital becomes the District of Columbian
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(56)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Capitalism gets low marx in Germany where more than one-third of people polled think it is responsible for causing poverty and hunger in the world, and more than half believe that true democracy is impossible under the economic system
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(220)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The soap du jour comes highly recommended
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(30)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Buddhist monk becomes one with Buddha
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(16)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
New York bank agrees to end screening process that kept poor and low income people from opening checking account. Or as most people call that policy, the economy
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(44)
 
(Canada Newswire)
 
 
 
Westjet Cargo named best Air Cargo service in Canada, narrowly edging out Air Canada Economy Class
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(13)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The site of a "blacks only" cemetery from the 19th century is poised to become a new townhouse development. The only problem is, all the graves are empty and no one knows where the bodies went
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(134)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British server defeats seven other finalists in grueling multicourse competition at London hotel, wins Gold Service Scholarship to become Britain's top restaurant waiter. Also-rans settle for handshakes, schtupping slutty waitresses
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(8)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Sleeping with Jeff Bridges has become a nightmare." Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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(7)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Almost Fark-ready headline: $260,000 in stolen Lego recovered in two U.S. busts. Headline fails because it doesn't say whose bust. Lincoln? Dolly Parton? Oprah? Details, people, please
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(13)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are business school graduates part of the solution to fixing the economy, or are they just overeducated windbags who occasionally run for elected office in some of America's more backward states?
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(17)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Internationally, Fifty Shades of Grey has rocketed past the $400 million mark and Kingsman: The Secret Service has officially become bigger than James Bond
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(39)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can plucky underdogs England record a shock victory against the giants of Scotland, or will they continue their humiliation tour of the Southern Hemisphere? It's your official Day 10 Cricket World Cup thread
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(51)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jamie "Flying Elbows of Death" Jackson wants you to know how she got to be the world record holder for catching the most bridal bouquets
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(18)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
How strong will Chase Elliott begin his second and final season in the Busch... er, Nationwide... er, Xfinity Series? It's the Florida Alert Today 300, live from Daytona Intl' Speedway. Coverage begins at 3:30 PM Eastern Snow Time on FoxSports1
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(698)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man breaks world record for most southerly swim ever by going for a dip at the South Pole: "I've never felt pain like it" (pics)
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(15)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to bail out of work, it's time for your Fark Weird News Quiz. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists who take quizzes
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(22)
 
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Worker shot in foot at blood bank, sets new record for blood donated
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(10)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In a sure sign that he has a fresh economic vision for America, Jeb Bush has hired a former Walmart executive to manage his policy development plan
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(43)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's a set of photos showing people digging out from record ice and snow across the US. We're sure you have some of your own you'd like to share
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(6)
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Singer / musician looking for NYC apartment due to recent fire. Good references, winning personality, multiple gold records. Contact: A. Garfunkel
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(33)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
On the left, the new U.S. government dietary recommendations. On the right, Farkers telling us this is all wrong and that they will explain their all-bacon diet after waking up from their foot amputation
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(208)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Komo)
 
 
 
Most people beaten up by thugs are lucky to escape, recover. Then there's this math savant guy
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama can fix the economy but can't fix stupid as more Americans are disapproving of his economic plans despite that fact they are feeling better about the results of those plans
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(368)
 
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Jim Beam becomes the latest bourbon company sued for "deceptive labeling." Next up, Budweiser in the dock for not being the royal leader of all lager
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(80)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last second shot defeated by lack of gravity
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(44)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
130 people involved in attempt to break Guinness World Record for largest ethnic joke
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(27)
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
VW Chattanooga plant recognizes anti-union union. In other news, there are now anti-union unions and we've gone beyond Full Derp
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(74)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Smoking hot Russian teen likes to take topless pics of herself, lift weights; she also holds three World powerlifting records: "People know me as 'Muscle Barbie' - I like this comparison. I can dead lift 180kg" (Safe for work)
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(176)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Just for the record, more than 11 million Americans have signed up for that dangerous, destructive, job killing, dog kicking, pot smoking, food stamp cashing, nation destroying concept known as Government Healthcare
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(245)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oregon chub becomes 1st-ever fish removed from U.S. Endangered Species Act protection. Just to be safe, no one tell Dr. Zoidberg yet
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that scene in Fight Club where Ed Norton beats himself up and his boss is blamed? Well, it's like that, only in a police interrogation room, and the cops actually recorded it for once
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(54)
 
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Second opinion needed to find out if man who dressed as a woman to throw paint at a pharmacist is crazy
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(22)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Community outreach to Hindus includes decorating the community with sacred Hindu symbols
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(55)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Home-schooled kids will now have the chance to lead exciting second-half comebacks after playing like crap in the first half
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(30)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good: Krispy Kreme employee comes up with idea of a 'Klub' for donut-decorating youngsters. Bad: Learns "The KKK" is not an appropriate name for a children's activity group. I guess Fritler Youth had already been taken
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(154)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Man sues after he can't last 8 seconds
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(56)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Elderly driver sets what one Fark headline writer is calling a new world record after hitting ten parked cars while trying to maneuver out of a grocery store parking lot (with video)
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(175)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey people of Boston: If it helps at all, on a national level this is actually one of the warmest winters on record
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(95)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe the teacher promoting the school's medical technology program shouldn't have given children M&M's stashed inside prescription pill bottles. "And it's like gosh, that's one thing we've been trying to prevent for years"
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(12)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(SILive)
 
 
 
In these wintry times, DOE busts myth about needing minutes to warm up your car's engine in bitter cold, advises you to start driving no more than 30 seconds after starting ignition
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(67)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A Brooklyn-based "craft" barber has opened its second location in the future hipster mecca of Detroit. Detroit? Yes, Detroit
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(59)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Fifty Shades of Grey takes the weekend box office with $83 million, shattering box office records as lonely women everywhere flock to see light BDSM. Kingsmen in #2 with $36 million, and American Sniper plummeted to #4
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(130)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
General Mills and Kellogg says that natural breakfast foods have become a cereal killer
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(59)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
South Dakota debates age-old question: Who is a veteran? Is it a decorated soldier who served in overseas combat zone, or jet jockey who never left CONUS and bailed out before his separation date?
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(80)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Qantas business lounge managers have become bouncers as flyers who have misunderstood what 'business casual' means are showing up in sombreros and lederhosen or something
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(24)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Awkward moment at Gitmo when defendants recognize defense translator from his previous job at a CIA black site
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(49)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
JetBlue becomes first airline to accept Apple Pay for snacks and fees. As opposed to United Airlines who allows passengers to pay fees by taking out a second mortgage
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(25)
 
(VH1)
 
 
 
10 metal albums that are hated by their fans. #1 is accurate, but since when did Rush become metal?
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(336)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Costco "is becoming less exclusive." I mean, not less exclusive to the point they'd let YOU in, but maybe some better-smelling people, sure. They'd like that
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(65)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney ticket prices hit a record high. Just like every other time they raise the price
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(88)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boys are becoming "bestially minded" because *shakes magic 8-ball*... dinosaurs
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(161)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
JCVD's daughter Bianca Bree Van Damme is here and she wants to become an action star, conquer the internet, and steal our hearts. Just don't get her mad or she'll do the splits and punch you in the groin
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(86)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but a Liberal Catholic is quickly becoming a dying breed. That's it, I'm going to Buddhism. I'm a jolly fat guy who's at peace with the world anyway, I should fit right in
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(640)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Boston-area transit, schools shut down Tuesday after record snowfall. In other news, milk and bread distributors spotted high-fiving each other, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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(52)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Study proves that girls who receive the HPV vaccine do not suddenly become promiscuous. Sadly, no one who believed that nonsense in the first place will be convinced by science
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(41)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul breaks all preexisting cable viewership records. No word on the impact it has had on Cinnabon franchises
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(136)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
One of the wildest police chases in years just ended in Los Angeles, four major collisions on the first vehicle, carjacked a second until car wedged in, suspect shot while attempting another carjacking (with video recap)
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(75)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just your basic everyday story of a woman who quits her job, travels to the Amazon, marries a tribesman, and becomes Queen (Not safe for work images in article)
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(82)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Medical board votes to strip license from Ohio gynecologist who helped his patients find their "G-spot." Wait, was that wrong?
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(83)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Fish pee helps keep coastal ecosystems healthy, thriving"
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(21)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Here are the Grammy Award winners, just for the record
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(27)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Second-alarm fire burns down video store. This is not a repeat from 1987
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(31)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
SpongeBob Squarepants becomes the second person to knock off American Sniper, raking in $53 million at the box office, gaining the #1 spot. Sniper sits at #2 with $22.5 million, and despite Mila Kunis Jupiter Ascending bombs with $18 million
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(115)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
This doctor knows when you are going to die. The three Precogs nod approvingly
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(20)
 
(GMA Network)
 
 
 
A record 3.3 billion airline passengers flew last year. However to be fair, 1.2 billion of those were United Airlines customers who finally completed canceled flights that they booked in 2012
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(10)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Arsenal fire or will Tottenham be crowing and what side of the Mersey will the failboat dock? It's derby day in the Premier League. With the leaders looking to extend Villa's goalless record and an City looking to keep up the pressure
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(318)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The good people of Alabama want judges to only recognize the Biblical definition of marriage, which technically means if a man is at war and catches a woman he is allowed to marry her as long as her head is shaved
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(252)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sir Paul's collaboration with Rihanna and Kanye, "FourFiveSeconds," is sitting at #15 in the charts, making it his biggest US hit in 30 years (that would be 1985's utterly forgettable "Spies Like Us")
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(43)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs named the most hated U.S. company. Apparently people still remember that whole bad mortgage, home foreclosure, crashing the world economy thing they did a few years ago
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(58)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Japan is the latest country to become a socialist hellhole
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(25)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Tickets for the Fifty Shades of Gray movie are selling in record numbers to people in...the Bible belt?
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(84)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
US Men's National Soccer team coach Jurgen Klinsmann says the U.S. soccer players aren't fit enough, becoming stereotypical Americans
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(37)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
And for the record, pigeons are not rat with wings. "Racing pigeons are the Ben Johnsons of the world and fancy pigeons are the Naomi Campbells of the world"
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(43)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Poker player wins $300,000, loses it in three seconds. You've got to know when to hold 'em
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(62)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian woman wins race up the Empire State Building, surpassing previous record held by K. Kong
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(5)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Irish have the fastest-growing economy in the EU, a stat that probably says more about the EU than it does about Ireland
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(21)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Whirlpool's record sales agitate short sellers
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(7)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Greece's new finance minister is no stranger to made-up numbers, phantom bookkeeping, and arbitrary currencies - he used to supervise in-game economies for Valve
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The newest conservative brainstorm? Hold a new "Convention of the States" to write their own amendments for the Constitution. LET'S MAKE EVERY AMENDMENT THE SECOND AMENDMENT
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(130)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Nile Rodgers and Chic to release first new album in two decades, which is big news to anyone who actually still has a working record player
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(20)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Booyah: Teen Titans becoming live action series. Not so booyah: Removing the teen part, stripping out key characters, let's change this, and that, and don't forget to add Barbara Gordon who isn't allowed to be Batgirl
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(119)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The West MUST Back Ukraine." Have we not done that? Have we not put sanctions on Russia, which has helped to cripple their economy? Have we not sided with Ukraine on almost every dispute in this? Oh, I see. You want military intervention
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(124)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
The first and possibly only time the words "anal vapor" appeared in the Congressional Record
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(73)
 
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Not saying that The Witcher 3 game is any good, necessarily, but apparently they recorded 16 hours of motion capture for sex scenes
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(73)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When you store millions of boxes of paper public records in a warehouse, you may get a fire that requires 300 firefighters from 55 companies, a marine unit, and more than a week to fully extinguish
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(60)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
In what might be a new record time, it took less than an hour for conservatives to find a Super Bowl ad to be outraged about
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(211)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"It would take a miracle for Bobbi Kristina to recover"
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(109)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
With marijuana just about to become legal in Alaska, Anchorage police arrest a pot delivery driver for old time's sake
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(19)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Controversial war fantasy film American Sniper is #1 at the box office, beating the Super Bowl weekend record set by Hannah Montana. Nightmare-inducing Paddington sticks at #2 with $7.8 million and newcomer Project Almanac bombs at #3
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(23)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Proponents of the "sharing" economy like Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, and Uber are all "full of shiat" and nothing more than liars
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(117)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists: Humans beat deadly diseases by becoming the most deadly species that planet Earth has ever seen instead. Plus we quit biting each other. Mostly
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(18)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston's second experiment with late night transit service is Boston's second expensive failure
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(56)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(The Interrobang)
 
 
 
News crew gets owned by Bill Cosby decoy
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(42)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When a hangover becomes permanent and turns out to be a brain HAEMORRHAGE, maybe it's time to pour another one
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(7)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Protip: When you're the leading scorer on a Division I basketball team, someone might recognize you if you try to use a fake ID to drink after the game at a strip club a block away from the arena
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(6)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(ITV)
 
 
 
Canadian man misses winning $27 million on Canadian lottery by seven seconds. Lottery: "Sorry aboot that"
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(32)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the red colobus monkeys. Oh wait, you're one of the world's most elusive cats and this is the first time man has recorded you? Carry on then, we'll just film from over here
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(31)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Most of Hawaii's coral have recovered from mass bleaching. Starfish are taking a bit longer to see the light of day
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(16)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bryan Fischer finally becomes too much of a douchebag even for the American Family Association
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(49)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Seattle's finest arrest 69-year-old veteran with no criminal record for crime of "Walking while black"
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(43)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The first rule in tracking lions: No running. Second rule: JESUS CHRIST, GET IN THE CAR
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(40)
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Bad Day: Hitting a bicyclist with your car. Farking Bad Day: Finding out it's one of the state's most recognizable personal injury lawyers
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(98)
 
(Maidenhead Advertiser (UK))
 
 
 
"The Marmite hotline will offer support to those directly involved in Marmite neglect as well as members of the public who are becoming troubled by the amount Marmite jars that find themselves left unloved at the back of cupboards around the UK"
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(18)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Father demands to know why his son's school was so eager to ban peanuts to protect children from getting sick but won't prevent children of anti-vaxxers from attending school to keep his son, recovering from leukemia, safe
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(615)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Road to Wembley goes through Stamford Bridge and the 147 buses parked in front of the Chelsea goal. League Cup semi-final, second leg
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(100)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apple continues its death spiral by selling a record 74.5 million iPhones last quarter
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(86)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The lackluster economy is caused by the overproduction of (A) oil, (B) agricultural products, or (C) morons
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(29)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
What? Oh, nothing important, just a visualization of actual photons traveling through space for the first time, from a camera recording at two billlyuunn frames a second
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-gay pastor is an expert on the taste of semen and semen-flavored beverages, but he insists his knowledge is all second-hand
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(180)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Superhuman Patriots ball boy was able to deflate 12 footballs in under 90 seconds, which is about as much time it takes to adjust your tinfoil hat
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(301)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran offers Noel Gallager tickets to his performance at Wembley, where Sheeran will try to set the Guinness World Record for Most People Napping in the Same Venue
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(13)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys are the most valuable NFL team at $3.2 billion. The New England Patriots are second at $2.6 billion, after adjusting for inflation
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(223)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Intelligent computer keyboard cleans itself, recognizes its user, blocks intruders, generates its own energy, slices, dices and makes waffle fries
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(49)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Dumb: taking your cool gopro RC racer onto an ice-covered pond and doing risky things until its front end falls through the ice. Beyond brilliant: so you can send in your totally uber dual gopro camera with robotic arm RC car recovery vehicle
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(15)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite what you might have heard, porn is not becoming mainstream
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(54)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(IT World)
 
 
 
IBM about to break the record for the largest corporate layoff in U.S. history (which it also held) by cutting 111,000 jobs
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(71)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And they're off. Two dozen Republican politicians descend on Iowa, hoping to best each other to the coveted position of coming in second on November 8, 2016
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(120)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mittens the hermaphroditic cat is awaiting gender reassignment surgery to become a boy because the dual genitalia are causing bowel and urinary issues. Please warmly welcome him to Caturday
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(1174)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Klay Thompson set the NBA record for points with 37. In a quarter. Here's a look at all 13 of his shots (and 2 FTs) in the 3rd quarter
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(23)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
In news that will no doubt shock the world a billionaire invested over $100 million into a casino chain and was shocked to find out he had become involved with the mafia
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(35)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Agricultural manga, set in ag high schools and depicting students who grow vegetables and raise pigs and goats, becomes increasingly popular in Japan. "They produce jam and ham as they become involved with nature and the lives of their animals"
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(39)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"Robots must abide by laws - or humans could become extinct." If only someone had imagined what three prime laws of robotics could be
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama takes a hit, says pot will become more legal in the near future
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(105)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Neodymium magnets are the strongest available in the world, and you can crush just about anything between them. "Starting with an apple it quickly becomes clear that these are not the sorts of metals you want just lying around the house" (w/ vid)
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(64)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bjork's record label calls the early release of her album a "nightmare." Well, to be fair, any Bjork album is a nightmare
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(49)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
From the Big Book of British Smiles: 'My wife has become a man but it's made our marriage stronger than ever'
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Virgin Airlines becomes first carrier to cut fares due to lower fuel costs
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(26)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Study finds women keep a steady pace during marathons, while men slow down, speed up, finish faster, need hours to recover
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY state assembly speaker arrested on federal corruption charges - and you can tell this is serious because the Times actually mentioned his party affiliation and put it in the second paragraph
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(118)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Thanks to Ted Cruz, we now understand why the GOP pre-records, or pre-writes, their SOTU responses
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(131)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Haim recording new album. Feldman still working on trying to record a first album
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the battle of the "second screen" during the SOTU between the White House and the GOP, the GOP got crushed like...well a hog farmer going up against one of the best orators in US political history in a speech contest
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(160)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin visited a military research institute outside Moscow and was shown Russia's cutting edge combat robot. Here's what he saw. With bonus facial expression at the ~30 second mark
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(56)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's becoming difficult to find infant toys that don't have some sort of 'smart' function these days, from pacifiers to Neglect-O-Matic baby swings
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(35)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
High school basketball team, up by two points, with 0.6 seconds remaining, inbounds the ball ... and still loses
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(17)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Facebook says it is worth $5 billion a year to Canadian economy
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(12)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
♪ A horse is the source of the forced recourse, and nothing can taunt like a horse on a court ♪
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(7)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Old and busted: You need a microbiome for a healthy life. New hotness: That microbiome can think you're old, mutiny, and kill you while attempting to become part of the microbiome of someone else
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(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
California's economy passes Russia and Italy. Which is about as impressive as saying your football team is better than the Titans and Jaguars
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(49)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James becomes the youngest NBA player to reach 24,000 points, now passing career point totals of Charles Barkley, Vince Carter, Minnesota Timberwolves
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(35)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Billionaire Carlos Slim becomes New York Times' largest investor, will soon be known by his new name, Millionaire Carlos Slim
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(10)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Study comparing burden of different diseases to their NIH cure funding percentage finds cancer has second best burden/funding relationship. In related news: Still no cure for cancer
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(15)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Teenagers who fail to get enough sleep become alcoholics
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(74)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The NFL is bracing for record low attendance at Super Bowl XLIX
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(84)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's official: 2014 was the hottest year in recorded history. But you were chilly yesterday, so what do those high-falutin' scientists know?
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(209)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
An analysis of campaign finance records shows Illinois' new governor spent roughly $36 per vote getting elected. A group of legitimate Chicago businessmen shake their heads ruefully, say they could have brought that job in at less than $20 per
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(13)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Wall Street looks to hire MBAs who have outstanding communication skills. Especially the ones who can place the blame for the economic meltdown on the government and not the banks
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(26)
 
(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Rockets GM admits gynecologist joke was in bad taste, just like his wife *rimshot*
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(22)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Clay Aiken says he believes congressional districts are "gerrymandered beyond recognition", in what may be the most obvious statement he's made since he confirmed his sexuality
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(8)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg becomes a grandfather at the age of 43, says his grandson is already growing like a weed
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve survey finds U.S. economy moving along at a "moderate" growth. Which apparently is just a little better than "meandering" but not quite as good as "tolerable"
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(6)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Nine ways to win an argument about the economy because when you drop these babies in conversation no one else will know what the fark you're talking about
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(25)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo posts 4Q profit due to strong earnings from their mortgage sector, loan department, stagecoach division
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(3)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bodies recovered from Ganges river in India. Um, isn't that the point?
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After Obama hits Romney's economic goals two years ahead of what Mitt promised, a Romney adviser claims that if Mitt was President, "There wouldn't be an ISIS at all"
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(165)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats: "Sure guys, you can pass Keystone XL pipeline. Let us just add all these environmental amendments to make sure it'll bite you in the ass while still trying to prevent the ecological disaster you're gonna create"
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(447)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Four relatively unknown musicians re-record Metallica's "St. Anger" and it comes out vastly better than the original. Obvious tag bangs its head furiously in the front row
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Houses in London are worth as much as Brazil's entire economy
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(42)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ex-Dolphin recounts 16 hours of forgetting he was a Dolphin
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(18)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Daredevil base jumper frontflips nine times off a giant telecommunications tower. Man, the things people do for good phone signal
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(15)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Accountant leaves his regular job to become full-time zombie. So, basically a lateral move
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(26)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Fox News has "an internationally recognised expert on terrorism" who is as clever as you'd expect
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(112)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Narcan was a cheap and effective wonder drug. Cheap, until economics and entrepreneurs did their thing. Effective, until the heroin supply evolved to compensate
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(34)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
I'll bid $300,000 for Elvis's first recording, and that's my vinyl offer
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(12)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
What will happen to Oregon's pot-detecting K-9s when marijuana becomes legal?
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(99)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British supermarkets forced to slap security tags on $2 cans of energy drinks as they become the most-often shoplifted item ahead of meat, razors, pregnancy testing kits, condoms, sandwiches and ramen soup, all of which are already tagged
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(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Hands torn and bleeding, the second of two men attempting a grueling climb up a half-mile of sheer granite in California's Yosemite National Park cleared one of the ascent's most difficult stretches after days of failed attempts and waiting" (pic)
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(20)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
America is becoming so hostile to automated traffic enforcement, one of the leading vendors of robocops may get out of the business
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(29)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts to open 1,400 stores in China. Apparently, after taking our jobs and economic superiority, Chinese now go after our domination of world obesity
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(18)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Romero closer to sainthood. Sainthood is the character or status of a saint, which is any of certain persons of exceptional holiness of life, formally recognized as such by the Christian Church, especially by canonization
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(32)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
What can you do with 0.2 seconds on the shot clock and an inbounds pass? Trevor Booker's tap shot of course
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(10)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Finally something Americans can truly be proud about is getting the global recognition it deserves. Let's hear it for the Buffalo chicken wing
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(97)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jean Smart, Patrick Wilson, and Ted Danson join the second season of Fargo
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(48)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Customers become violently ill after eating at Chuck. E. Cheese. In unrelated news, there was a norovirus outbreak at Chuck. E. Cheese
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(54)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Hey Elvis fans, want to own his first ever record? It will be going up for auction and it will bring you happiness
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Naval Observatory to add a 'leap second' on June 30, or in economic terms another $80,000 on the U.S. National Debt Clock
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(8)
 
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Wales becomes the latest part of Great Britain to look at independence, presumably under a Save The Wales campaign
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when senior citizens become trapped in their houses for weeks because of heavy snowfalls. Submitter's elderly neighbor is OK, all her newspapers are out on the porch and he can hear her scratching at the walls again
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(31)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A record number of Americans claim to be politically Independent. They aren't
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(220)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Run of the mill Tonight Show interview becomes chalk full of sexual tension when Nicole Kidman admits she had the hots for Jimmy Fallon when she was single but he totally blew it and now I don't even know what's real anymore
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(107)
 
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Hawaii breaks 122-year-old record for cold temperature. Tourists seen ordering Mai Tais with no ice
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(41)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Dime Magazine)
 
 
 
Piston coach Stan Van Gundy's defensive plan, leading 105-104 with 0.1 seconds left in the game: "just form a f**king wall" around the basket
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) says that the upturn in the U.S. economy is the result of the newly elected Republican majority in Congress, which was just sworn in yesterday
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(77)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren pisses all over trickle down economcs
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(217)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good News: The economy's getting better. Bad News: ...which will directly cause a million unemployed poor and disabled people to get kicked off food stamps
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(107)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
Mercedes has unveiled its self-driving car of the future - at least it's better than the one in Timecop
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(8)
 
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
How scorpion venom can cure cancer, or at least take patient's minds off their cancer by suddenly making it the second most serious medical problem they face, behind scorpions
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(12)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
The American Shopping Mall Regime is under economic attack as retail is going to hell in a hand basket. Fark Bonus: Dead mall pictures
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(69)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Next time when stealing the Baby Jesus from a church make sure there's no surveillance camera recording you
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(31)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The most effective way to avoid attending DUI class is to not drive drunk. I don't know the second best, but it's probably not by stabbing another attendee
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father-of-five becomes "a social outcast and unable to get a job" after getting DIY facial tattoo using printer ink while drunk. I would say cry me a river, but it appears he already is
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(161)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Deer season becomes bear season for hunter in tree stand
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(64)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
PayPal founder Elon Musk's second wife says "get ready to pay, pal"
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Will the Midwest run out of bread, milk, and bleach? Will the East Coast become paralyzed with frozen fear? Will this be a SNOWPOCALYPSE or a dusting? It's your official SNOWMG 2015 Discussion Thread
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Sun January 04, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
I want to get my kid (almost 4 years old) some comic books. Just some cool but cheap ones. Any recommendations? Can I just get a bundle of them somewhere? I'm clueless
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(151)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Now Grover Norquist would like Republicans to shut up about how bad the economy is and take credit for the recovery instead
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(72)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Creationists: Spontaneous generation of life from organic molecules violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics. MIT physicist: Wrong; it's thermodynamically inevitable
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Sat January 03, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Jaromir Jagr becomes oldest player to score a hat trick in the NHL
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Say all you want about third-string quarterbacks vs teams who "won" their division with a losing record. It's still playoff football (and the losing-record team is favored by 6.5 points). Cardinals vs Panthers, 4:20 pm ET, ESPN
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott vows at beginning of his second term: "I'm going to make it very difficult for anybody to say they would like to live anyplace else"
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