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91 headlines found matching 'ebola'
Thu February 19, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers now say that it's very likely that Ebola has a limited level of airborne infection. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Mon February 16, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ebola virus found to still be lethal a week after it kills whoever happened to be hosting its dinner party
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Thu February 12, 2015
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Until next time Ebola fans, the US and its media circus are packing it up on your little worldwide scare
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Wed February 04, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Airlines consumer satisfaction now on par with cable TV and the IRS, however still slightly ahead of Congress and Ebola
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Thu January 29, 2015
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
UC Davis hospital is treating a patient who may have Ebola. EVERYBODY PANIC, AGAIN
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Fri January 23, 2015
(Independent)
 
 
 
While the world freaked out every time a person in Africa came down with the sniffles, ebola has quietly wiped out one-third of the world's gorillas and chimpanzees
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Tue January 13, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Soldier who was deployed to Africa on Ebola fighting mission is found dead out side his TX home of NOT EBOLA
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Thu January 08, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ebola claims another victim in Ohio
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Wed January 07, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
CDC reports more middle-age, white men die from binge drinking than college students. Yeah, right, like Ebola only spreads by direct contact to infected bodily fluids too
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Mon January 05, 2015
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Scientists treat brain cancer and Ebola with Viagra, increasing the likelihood of a possible ZombiEbolAids apocalypse
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Fri January 02, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
If these reports are true, Iraq is about to be an even bloodier mess than before
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Tue December 30, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This just in: Ebola crisis started by Bat Boy
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just in time for Ebola panic to die down, Hong Kong confirms first case of bird flu this season
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Mon December 29, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ebola confirmed in Glasgow; London said to be rethinking that Scottish independence thing
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Fri December 26, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ebola is a U.S. bio-weapon. ISIS is a Jewish-led creation of Israel and the CIA. Get the real story, sheeple
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Sat December 20, 2014
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Some people have said they would like to eliminate all members of Congress and start over. Their wish may come true. "When he returns ..., the senator and his aide will monitor their health for three weeks.... Neither will quarantine themselves"
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Thu December 18, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Good news everyone... You know those floaty, cell-like, thing-a-ma-bobs you see in your field of vision when you look at bright lights? There's at least a 50% chance it isn't Ebola; here comes the science
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Google's most searched for beers, cocktails, recipes and diets reveal that Americans are pretty much as boring and self-loathing as ever
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Thu December 11, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you're on pins and needles waiting for the results of the Ebola vaccine, you're not alone. The testers also are
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Wed December 10, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
While the world's attention is fixed on ebola, here are eight plagues tearing through the animal kingdom right now, including "the honeybee version of The Rapture"
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Tue December 09, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Doctor who sent Ebola patient home says care was "appropriate." He probably just waved his sonic screwdriver around and hoped for a deus ex machina to solve everything
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Mon December 08, 2014
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Ebola czar has already inoculated the White House against Ebola czars
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Sun December 07, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Liberia tries to return to normal by allowing businesses to reopen their doors, but no one wants to be the first person to restart the Ebola crisis
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Tue December 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Of course the US is behind the Ebola outbreak in West Africa, Mr. Kim Jong-un
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Honey Boo Boo star selling potion that she claims will prevent Ebola. No word on whether it is made of the excretions of Mama June
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trial run of Ebola vaccine has so far produced only mild side effects. Well, I guess compared to bleeding out of your everything, any side effect is considered mild
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Sat November 29, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And the moral of the story is that just because somebody returns home from visiting West Africa and they're vomiting and experiencing diarrhea don't assume they have Ebola
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Thu November 27, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trials for an Ebola vaccine are "positive"
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's "bridezilla," then there's "So what if I caused a national panic, I want my money back"
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
If you have stolen blood contaminated with Ebola, Guinea and the rest of the world want to speak with you
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Sun November 23, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lily Allen says she turned down Bob Geldof's overtures to participate in Band Aid 30: Ebola because the whole concept of recording a charity single is "smug." Bonus: she says she prefers doing actual charity work and donating money
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Sat November 22, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unsuspecting bandits in Guinea possibly qualify for Darwin awards
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Thu November 20, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying Hollywood celebrities are lazy, but their latest PSA against Ebola consists of them silently staring at the camera
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Residents of Minden, Nebraska are shocked, SHOCKED that someone would put up a sign reading: "Aids, Ebola, Obama, Thanks Africa"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man says he's created a lotion that protects people from Ebola and it also might work against HIV, hepatitis C, enterovirus, polio, MRSA, staph infections, E. coli, salmonella and other bacteria
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Wed November 19, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Officials say deceased hair salon patron did not have Ebola, she simply curled up & dyed
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
New Gallup poll says that Ebola ranks among Americans' top three healthcare concerns. The other two are Obamacare and drinking from the same glass as Paris Hilton
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robot battles Ebola, Doctor Zachary Smith
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Woman in NY who recently traveled from Guinea and was being monitored for Ebola drops dead with blood coming from her face, nose and mouth. "What do you mean heart attacks don't cause bleeding from all orifices?" Fine, we'll test her
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Mon November 17, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ebola Nurse wants people to stop calling her the Ebola Nurse
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Attention, masochists: the "new" version of Do They Know It's Christmas is here, and you can now see it for the first time. WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU takes on a new meaning since it's about Ebola
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
U.S. Ebola fatalities double
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Fri November 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homeopaths sent to Liberia hospital to treat Ebola victims with arsenic and snake venom. This should end well
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Manager at Chick-Fil-A makes list of words employees are forbidden to use at work, including 'Bae,' '3Hunnid,' and 'Ebola.' "Gay Marriage" somehow fails to make list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN takes a break from Ebola, missing Malaysian airplanes, and ISIS and tackles the toughest issue facing America today: Should you buy a $99 computer from Walmart?
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(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Nebraska set to welcome its third Ebola patient of the year
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Thu November 13, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Mali imam Ebola. Yeah, I get those same letters in Words With Friends all the time
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What happened to all of the Ebola-infected ISIS immigrants we were promised?
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Wed November 12, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dallas hospital quickly reaches undisclosed settlement with family of deceased ebola victim, confirming once and for all that their care of him was 100% appropriate and that they have absolutely nothing to hide
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Tue November 11, 2014
(Google)
 
 
 
Help Fight Ebola. For every $1 you give, Google will give $2
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Ebola outbreak that threatens to destroy the U.S. is having trouble getting started
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Mon November 10, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Because we know you've been wondering: "What is the Libertarian response to ebola?"
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Today's excuse for Wendy Davis losing so badly: Ebola
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Sun November 09, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Bed bugs would like to remind us that although they are no fancy micro-killer that makes you bleed out of all your orifices like Ebola, they can be pretty nasty and persistent as well
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remain calm, all is well. 18,000 nurses prepare to go on strike regarding ebola preparedness
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dallas is Ebola free. OR IS IT?
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Fri November 07, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's worse than a boatload of West Africans with fever landing on a beach? A boatload of West Africans with fever landing on a beach covered in old, fat, naked white guys (Not safe for work)
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How some African countries have kept Ebola out. Surprisingly, it doesn't involve ammo
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Texas is now certified Ebola free
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dictators, palaces, ebola, student debt and buying a better sports team. Oh my
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Stuff that you didn't know your microwave can do. Get the ebola out of that dirty sponge
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
This is why blueberries are so awesome and why you need to stuff your face with them. Stay tuned for tomorrow's article where we discuss why blueberries are the devil and Ebola quarantine suits are required
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
One day after the midterm elections it comes out that the number of people under "Active Monitoring" for Ebola in NYC triples to 357
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Wed November 05, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Chinese factory increasing production of Ebola suits, ensuring medical professionals remain safe until the lead poisoning kicks in
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Sick of ISIS, Ebola, the new Senate? Here are some people knitting sweaters for cold trees
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Tue November 04, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AP and other press outlets decide that not reporting suspected Ebola cases is the best way to keep the public infor .. uh ... calm. You can't handle the truth
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thousands of Ebola patients in Sierra Leone break quarantine to search for food, brains
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Check out Google's most popular election search terms in each state SPOILERS: It's mostly Ebola and Obama
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Mon November 03, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nasal spray vaccine shown to prevent Ebola in monkeys. Great, now we'll have a bunch of autistic monkeys running around
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not the disease vector you want. I'm the disease vector you need
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Only one person in America today has Ebola." Iowa GOP Senate candidate Joni Ernst: "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bob Geldoff planning new Band Aid single to help fight Ebola, may title it "Don't They Know It's Bleedin' Christrmas?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Putting out a face fire with a golf shoe, an Oontz of prevention, and bad news for Aunt Ebola: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/26 - 11/1
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Sun November 02, 2014
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey releases details of Ebola protocol that will inevitably be struck down by the first person intelligent enough to challenge it in court
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Sat November 01, 2014
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Knock, knock: This is the police, do you have Ebola?
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Liberian Ebola survivors discover they have superpowers, though they hope they're useful powers like what Professor X and The Flash have and not useless ones like Wolverine, Superman, and Aquaman have
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(Berkeley)
 
 
 
To minimize risky human contact, top US experts are working on robots to help care for patients of deadly Ebola-and even "robot morticians"
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Fri October 31, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia urges its medical workers to volunteer to help with the Ebola outbreak, as it's safer than being in the same continent as all the wildlife of Australia
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(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Finland's first suspected Ebola patient confirmed to have the same strain of Ebola as everybody else suspected of having Ebola
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Since Ebola probably isn't going to kill you after all, it's time to fearmonger about exploding TV stands
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There are a lot of scary things going on in West Africa right now. Ebola, Boko Haram, Jamie Oliver, Burkina Faso. Wait, what?
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nurse Nina Pham's dog does not have Ebola. How safe is your dog? Find out after weather and sports
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(55)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
USA: Nobody can be dumber or more fearful about Ebola than us. Best Korea and Russia: Challenge accepted
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(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Things turn awkward in Ebolaland when it's revealed the Center for Disease Confusion has an 'intelligence officer' program with military uniforms and badges. Does the name Kaci Hickox ring a bell?
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
California waited less than 24 hours to actually mandatorily quarantine an Ebola doctor. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Futuramen)
 
 
 
The season is upon us again: this is your annual Fark Scary Story Thread. Link goes to links for previous years' scary story threads. You submitted this with an Ebola and/or political headline
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Thu October 30, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
News outlet reports Maine pizzeria delivers pie to Ebola nurse Kaci Hickox. Coming up next: Pizza will give you Ebola
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(141)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Mexico woman visits ER to get tested for Ebola because she was in Africa...two years ago
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To calm Ebola fears, Washington Post rolls out handy interactive tool detailing how likely it is you are to die by various means. Most germane for Farkers, "choking on your own vomit" is included
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California creates its own Ebola quarantine policy. As if Ebola was the scariest thing in California
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(246)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man sues Obama over airstrikes against ISIS. No word on when he'll be sent to the Ebola camps
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