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142 headlines found matching 'eating'
Thu December 14, 2017
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After Doug Jones' upset win in Alabama, Democrats have their sights set on unseating a major Republican senator. Hint: He has the most punchable face in the universe
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
After previously eating badgers, weasels, hedgehogs, squirrels, otters, whales, and dolphins for Christmas, man finally decides to try turkey
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese flight attendant follows the old saying "eat all your food because people in China are starving" rule, gets suspended for eating all the passenger leftovers on flight
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Thu December 07, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Writer creates fake restaurant on TripAdvisor. Then things get weird
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
RememBear is a good password manager for Bearginners. This bears repeating
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today in "that's some fine spending oversight, Lou": UK government sends £300 winter heating assistance to poverty-stricken pensioner Robert Plant
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1979, right around this hour, The Who concert in Cincinnati devolved into a stampede due to 'festival seating', killing 11 concertgoers and resulting in a memorable WKRP episode
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Sat December 02, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
As if 2017 wasn't scary enough: eye eating parasites
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Food Network)
 
 
 
What type of nothingburger is everyone eating?
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(KJCT 8 Grand Junction)
 
 
 
Man is arrested after eating lunch at Captain D's. Surprisingly it wasn't for his poor choice of restaurants
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
OPEC and its allies set to agree on an oil cut cheating schedule extension through end of 2018
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here's Alex Jones "impersonating" a liberal lesbian brain-eating dominatrix
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Research shows New York is the "hangriest" state in America
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GLORIOUS Red Party Tax plan would lead to grad students being taxed on free tuition as if it was income, giving them an income tax head start of $40,000 or $50,000 a year on a lifetime of unbearable debt even if living in mom's attic, eating garbage
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
I hope you did not bet any money on Miami beating Clemson in the ACC championship game
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me a website called "Truthfeed" is nothing more than a propaganda site for Trump and white supremacists? Repeating myself aside, I am shocked, SHOCKED I say, that someone would be disingenuous with a company's name
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Man takes his love of heavy metal to extreme
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Mon November 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
News anchor challenges Ethiopian co-host to spicy food challenge on-air, hilarity ensues
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(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
Have you ever wished there were more penis-shaped foods? It's time to step up to Peen Cuisine (NSFW)
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Sun November 26, 2017
(The Daily O'Collegian)
 
 
 
Many college students going hungry, living on donated groceries and food stamps. Apparently it's a preview of graduating with a liberal arts degree
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Of all the 'millennials in the workplace' legends, this is the millennialest of them all
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Shoulderblade charged in deadly beating. Humerus finds nothing funny about this
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Note to Richard Branson: When recreating the motorboat scene from Wedding Crashers, it's better to not actually do it in the woman's cleavage, especially when you don't have consent
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia and OPEC agree on framework to extend oil production cuts, cheating schedule
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Egyptian pop star arrested for eating a banana
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Tue November 21, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man accused of beating his roommate to death over stolen beer told investigators he confronted his 58-year-old roommate about the Keystone Ice and fought with him, then left him lying on the floor and went to bed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Australians join together in unison to scream at US journalist Darren Rovell eating a meat pie with cutlery, because if there's one thing that brings people together it's someone enjoying food the wrong way
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Mon November 20, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving week, so Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) will have songs dealing with food (or food type substances) and eating. The show closes out with a Thanksgiving staple
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
People believe Marilyn Manson, not Charles Manson is dead and it's creating a lot of confusion online
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother goes to jail after her kid dies from strep throat. Apparently treating strep with oregano oil and dandelion tea instead of medicine is a bad thing. Who knew?
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Grind TV)
 
Video
 
Jesus Christ, it's a lion eating the car!
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Longreads)
 
 
 
Nothing about treating women with respect, nor listening to their thoughts and feelings, should make a man uncomfortable. And yet, here we are
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Thu November 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey bans gay German film festival. Great, now where am I going to see films of gay German cowboys eating pudding?
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Moore: The media is treating me like a 14-year-old girl
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
No, seriously, Stove Top made Thanksgiving stretch pants, but they're not for over-eaters stuffing themselves, it's to accommodate the amount of water you need to drink to handle the sodium intake of eating their stuffing
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scrabble's biggest star banned for cheating after he didn't hold his bag at shoulder height, tried to play the word "kwyjibo"
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(Capital Berg)
 
 
 
Since "eat less, exercise more" requires actual work and willpower, the latest fad diet sweeping the 'net is the CICO diet, And yes, it stand for just what you think it stands for
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Cats act stoned after eating marijuana plants. Listen, they're cats. How can you tell?
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RT finally registers as a foreign agent rather than having their assets seized. Russia promises retaliation. "We're not a foreign agent" argument takes a severe beating
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the strangest/silliest way someone you know got caught cheating on their spouse? Subby's friend from college got caught schtupping a judge, who then recused herself from a case involving Subby's friend's wife. Top that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amazon psychedelic shaman potion is better at treating addiction than LSD or shrooms, and it qualifies for free shipping to an alternate universe
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eating two burgers is healthier and better for you than eating a burger and fries
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How to save money on dining out. No dumpsters involved
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Sun November 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
♬ ♬ I think Trump's alone now, the beating of his heart is the only sound ♬ ♬
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
President Trump has the eating habits (and temperament, and intellect, and social graces, and hands) of a young child. So what will he eat in Japan?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 46, my partner is 35. We're married lesbians and have been together ten years. Recently, the sex has gone out of our marriage; she's happy at home, not cheating, but depressed at work. What can I do to get her to have sex again?"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your dog gets hit by a car, beating the closest pedestrian won't bring the dog back bring the dog back
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Wed November 01, 2017
(NBC24)
 
 
 
Local man eats Chipotle for 365 consecutive days, will soon break record, intestines
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Actor portraying Jeffrey Dahmer finds the darkness of the character eating at him
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Tue October 31, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you plan to take your children trick or treating in Florida tonight, the police would like you to keep an eye out for any instances of kids trying to eat your face
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Food Network)
 
 
 
What type of popcorn is everyone eating during today's nothingburger?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ I wish I was in / Tijuana / Eating barbecued iguana ♬
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Sat October 28, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
56 years ago, Russia detonated the king of all nuclear and atomic weapons, called the "Tsar Bomba" in Arctic Russia, creating the world's most powerful nuclear blast. Let's just say it made a big bada boom
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Why are mom and dad eating all of the Halloween candy?
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Thu October 26, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina town has an ordinance banning anyone over the age of twelve from Trick or Treating and says Halloween is over at 9PM. Why isn't this a Federal law?
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Wed October 25, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nothing says New Jersey Halloween like a decorative display of a car crash complete with bloody victims strewn about. Still better than eating candy corn (NSFW content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you find yourself eating your food too fast, the solution might be a bluetooth-enabled fork that costs $60
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Tue October 24, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The Sackler family doesn't want you to know that the Sackler family got its Sackler family fortune by creating the opioid addiction epidemic, which is brought to you by the Sackler family
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Urban Explorer/newspaper publisher on Chicago roof "died doing what he loved", if your love is re-creating Frank Nitti's last scene in "The Untouchables"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Superstar F1 driver Lewis Hamilton is going vegan for health and ethical reasons, hopes to set example for other athletes that you don't need meat to be elite
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Sat October 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mile High Club with stewardesses provided for first class. Economy class still provides complimentary beatings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It feels like something is eating my brain" said man with something eating his brain
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's offices in South Korea raided after outbreak of "hamburger disease", which is otherwise known as "eating the burgers"
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty highest watched comedy show in September, beating out SNL and Big Bang Theory. ::cough amongstmillenials cough::
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This tiny little English pub has been named the best restaurant in the world. So... road trip anyone?
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ingmar Bergman movies, heavy metal, eating rotten fish. Scandinavians love death. And now they've deathified spring cleaning
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Leopard breeders now feel guilty about thrusting their face-eating machine upon America and the world
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Thu October 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA is releasing its report on North Carolina's academic cheating allegations tomorrow on Friday the 13th, nothing ominous about that
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Southwest plans flights to Hawaii in their Boeing 737s, possibly creating a new level of Hell
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Woman finds naked intruder in her home eating pineapple." Well, at least she didn't put the pineapple on top of a pizza
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Radioactive wild ________ in _______ are eating nuclear _________
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is zit cake that you want?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Which is more important: A) not treating our players like children or B) avoiding Trumper tantrums
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
"What might sound like a perverse, rights-deprived, Handmaid's Tale-esque dystopia is actually a popular bodybuilding competition that fashions itself as a 'sport,' with competitors often referring to themselves as 'athletes'"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Ubergamer takes coveted Nintendo world championship crown ... after beating a Super Mario Odyssey Level nobody had ever seen before
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Two-story-tall, street-food-eating raccoon invades Philly neighborhood
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(GQ)
 
 
 
"I have a funny habit of eating Pringles on airplanes. I'm not sure why, as it's really the only time I eat them"
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Fri October 06, 2017
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Converse man arrested for allegedly beating children with belt, 'switch'. Someone should kick him in the head with some Chuck Taylors
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain's two-word opinion on whether chefs should avoid talking about politics: fark that. Then adds: "There is nothing, look, is there anything on this planet more political than food? No there is not"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
34 weird little things "everyone does" when they're alone, like sitting naked on the sofa while eating crisps. (Just a list, not a slideshow.)
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Appealing the citation forfeits the right to pay with peanut butter
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italy recalls spinach over mandrake contamination, fearing poisoning or people combining it with Nightshade and Black Pearl to cast Corp Por over and over again
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
15 of the grossest things you are eating. Big Macs did not make the list, but beaver anus did. Not sure which is worse
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Belichick: Ok, we're clearly not going to win with cheating anymore. How about I kiss the opposing team's ass
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WH Budget Director: Anyone repeating Trump saying that Puerto Rico should have their debt wiped out is fake news, FAKE NEWS
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
Self-described millennial explains why Applebee's deserves to die
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is your significant other cheating? Listen to them count from one to ten
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman tries to con boyfriend into cheating on her, gets totally humiliated instead. GOOD
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Fri September 29, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Planning on eating fast casual this Sunday? Here's a helpful article helping you know which franchise to avoid
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
This bears repeating, polar bears really REALLY like a beached whale carcass party
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The filibuster wrench has been thrown into the Senate's gears creating a terrible way to legislate. This is not how it's supposed to work
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump artwork that went for less than a $100, 20 years ago, is again up for auction and is now expected to sell for $10,000. Basically a doodle that he spent about ten minutes creating. Theoretically it's the Empire State Building
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge denies 'stand your ground' defense in Florida beating death, because apparently it's not a complete get out of jail free card
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
An interview with Larry David, the man responsible for creating the greatest sitcom of all time, only this time he discusses the second-greatest sitcom of all time, which is returning next month and hasn't changed its cringing cynicism
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Study ranks Illinois third in nation for dogs eating marijuana. Dogs playing poker still OK though
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Wed September 27, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If Hurricane Harvey didn't kill you, the ensuing flesh-eating bacteria will
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(Independent)
 
 
 
61-year-old Anthony Bourdain reveals how he developed his epic abs and dropped 30 lbs in nine months: daily BJJ exercise and moderation in eating and drinking, "because you really pay a price for misbehavior immediately on the mat"
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cannibal family admits to killing and eating 30 people over 18 years. One of their victims was a clown who did taste a bit funny. I'll let myself out
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shania Twain opens up about her fight with Lyme disease and her husband cheating on her while she fought the disease. On the plus side, she has a new country song
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Attention marketing experts, can you name all of the slogans and jingles with these products?
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(Cornell Library Archive)
 
 
 
Harvard-Smithsonian Scientists: What would the math look like if that Fast Repeating Gamma Ray Burst we keep on sensing were actually a planet consuming space laser?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what eating contests are near you? Have you ever competed or even won a competition?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have two sexual fantasies I want fulfilled, but my wife has zero interest in them. I don't want to miss out; I could solve this problem for a few hundred dollars while on a business trip, but isn't that cheating? What should I do?"
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Australia the mosquitoes might be transmitting flesh-eating bacteria
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The grilled-cheese eating surrender monkeys surrender once again
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
We hope you really like that cold-pressed juice and all the wastefulness that comes with it
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Sat September 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees: "They were cheating." Red Sox: "No, THEY were cheating." Major League Baseball: "You both were cheating. Now pay up"
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Fri September 15, 2017
(GOG)
 
 
 
As limitless as your adventures in Dungeon Hack, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Divinity Original Sin II? Ys VII? Duck Season? Hiveswap Act I? Tell us. Side note: what game(s) do you regret never beating?
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
The word "foodie" no longer means what you think it means. Next time, use "food snob" and be proud of it, because everyone deserves food that's delicious and doesn't kill you
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Headline you should never read while eating: "Ted Cruz Defends Dildos on CNN". THIS is why you put your phone away at the table (Not safe for work)
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Locus Magazine)
 
 
 
Is your computer sneaking around behind your back and cheating on you?
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Mon September 11, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not news: A fight in the stands during the Redskins-Eagles game. Fark: Redskins fans were beating up other Redskins fans
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
During his time as UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair was obsessed with creating a true British football league that would permit soccer hooligans of England and Scotland a sense of shared national unity
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the appropriate sharing ratio when eating Doritos with your dog? It can't really be one-to-one like my dog says, can it?
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upstart vegan fast-casual chain is hoping to challenge McDonald's as dining destination, says vegan CEO. "Today's consumer is more mindful and aware that eating a diet made up primarily of veggies, fruits, grains and nuts is better for you"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After eating nonstop since 2007, Americans are finally full
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Fri September 08, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Beating off is sexual battery?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chili's is slashing its menu by 40%, calories by 1%
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Night food, outside beer, underwear drunkenness and other foreign concepts that don't exist in English
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Thu September 07, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Seating for six, 1,552 miles per hour, and 132 gallons of alcohol - The proposed MiG-25 business jet
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
With Hurricane Irma looming, we can be sure that Florida residents will overcome adversity and work together to . . . oh, wait, they're already beating each other senseless over sheets of plywood
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Tue September 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's new book claims that Sanders treating her with kid gloves caused "lasting damage" to her campaign and disrupted the Democratic party before going on to use Republican talking points to disparage Sanders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pastor who took part in Trump inauguration now realizes that no one is safe from face-eating leopards
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary's wife Louise Linton: Let me apologize whole-heartedly for my suggestion on Instagram as to the eating of cake. If any of you filthy peasants were offended let me just say...wait, let me start over
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Mon September 04, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
The mythical Lost City of the Monkey God, said to be hidden deep in the jungle and full of cursed treasure turns out to be a real place full of face-eating parasites
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims that eating helped her beat anorexia
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's installment of "White House Definitions", Sarah Sanders defines first hand information as meeting with people who are breathing, eating and sleeping an event. Look *that* up in your Merriam-Webster
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A real, actual study done at Oxford: Can the sound of wind chimes make kids eat broccoli?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Burger King Russia launches new cryptocurrency called Whoppercoin, claims "eating Whoppers now is a strategy for financial prosperity tomorrow"
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will the 4th time be the charm for Sasha Banks to successfully defend her belt? Will Braun Strowman have to settle for beating up Paul Heyman? Is Jerry Lawler going to make an appearance? WWE Raw is live from Memphis on the USA Network, 8pm ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Following up yesterday's first-ever burrito, I'm making my own from leftovers: Mashed sprouts, sweetcorn, redcurrant jelly, tiny squirt of ketchup. In the oven now, wrapped in foil
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Things ruined by millennials - #107: Applebee's
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
How to get banninated from everything on the Internet
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Thu August 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump, whose sudden demands that any bill raising the debt ceiling also include funding for his border wall have put the government on path to shutdown; blames Republican Congressional leaders for creating this "debt ceiling mess"
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
10% of Brits say eating from a dog bowl is acceptable. Your dog wants their bowl back
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I caught my sister's fiancé cheating on her. He's cheated before, left her, stolen money, come back, wrecked her credit, wrecked her car. But that was when they dated. Should I tell her about the recent infraction or keep quiet?
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So how did the Generals convince Trump to flip on Afghanistan? 1) presented a detailed strategy for defeating the enemy. 2) showed him photos of Afghan women wearing mini-skirts in the 1970s?
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Waiter won't let gay couple share dessert because it doesn't 'look right'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Steve Bannon looks like he's been eating crystal meth sandwiches drizzled with krokodil dressing... battered and deep fried into speedballs"
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Back on the job for just two days, Steve Bannon already plans to expand Breitbart by creating a new right-right television news network ... because FoxNews is "heading in a squishy, globalist direction." o_0
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(Bravo TV)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain wonders why Americans abroad still eat crappy food in American-filled joints: "No matter how hard you maintain that you want a real and authentic local experience, what you really want is a clean bathroom and to feel comfortable"
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Sat August 19, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
After guy's video of rat running around counter of Original Tommy's Burgers gets million+ views on Facebook, restaurant chain suggests he faked it like the Moon Landing
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