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Headlines matching 'eating'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(NPR) Obvious Despite their efforts to convince you otherwise, many "foodies" can't, in a blind taste test, tell white wine from red, pate from dog food, or that the chips they're eating are soggy if you make crunching sounds in their ears  (npr.org) (287)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Discover) Amusing It's a shark-eating shark-eating-shark world out there  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (26)
(ESPN) Weird Lin does the impossible. I'm not sure how he did it, but he made beating the Wizards seem newsworthy  (sports.espn.go.com) (60)


Tue February 07, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass Gingrich's spokesman edits wikipedia page to remove all mention of Newt's marriages, ethics violations, and add important facts about his balancing the budget, defeating communisism, and killing Osama Bin Laden with his giant penis  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (67)


Wed February 01, 2012
(WFTV) Florida Teacher suspended for putting hot sauce on crayons to keep the special ed kids from eating them  (wftv.com) (228)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool A brief TED talk on treating cancer with electric fields. Interesting as hell  (ted.com) (39)


Mon January 30, 2012
(CBS-NY) Unlikely State Senator wants to ban eating on NYC subway trains. All other bodily functions still encouraged  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (107)
(Mossad) Obvious US to launch war with Iran in May, says Israeli media with absolutely no personal interest in creating a self fulfilling prophecy  (debka.com) (134)
(Guardian) Spiffy Brooklyn residents will soon start heating their houses with their own poo  (guardian.co.uk) (14)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Strange It's Dumbolicious : A new taste for eating elephant meat, everything from trunks to sex organs has emerged in Thailand  (news.yahoo.com) (33)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Contact Music) Silly Brad Pitt quit marijuana in fear of becoming a 'doughnut' (and eating himself)  (contactmusic.com) (43)
(Telegraph) Interesting New study claims that regularly eating fried foods does NOT cause heart attacks. Fatties rejoice, immediately stampede to Denny's  (telegraph.co.uk) (19)


Wed January 25, 2012
(SFGate) Stupid East Haven, CT Mayor responds to arrest of 4 police officers charged with profiling and harassment of Latinos with: A) Defense of officers B) Plan to redeem police force to Latino Community C) He will be eating tacos for dinner (With video)  (blog.sfgate.com) (118)
(Guardian) Interesting From the 'will replace the whale in your nightmares' department: Newt Gingrich eats Sarah Palin  (guardian.co.uk) (15)


Tue January 24, 2012
(The News & Observer (NC)) Amusing Woman fights off intruder by beating him senseless with a bedpost, gets offers from Yankees, Dodgers  (newsobserver.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Interesting New book claims you can prevent cancer by A: Taking baby aspirin? B: Eating lunch at the same time each day? C: Wearing better shoes? or D: All of the above?  (www2.macleans.ca) (61)
(Fairbanks Daily News-Minus) Hero I guess she's a keeper: 85-year-old woman stops moose from killing her husband by beating it soundly with a shovel  (newsminer.com) (65)


Sun January 22, 2012
(YouTube) Sappy Bunny & a banaNOM NOM NOM  (youtube.com) (14)
(LA Times) Amusing It's kind of like the plot to "Footloose," just replace dancing with eating Big Macs  (latimes.com) (80)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Fox News) Fail CDC says one in three American adults lacks eating sense, mirrors, bathroom scale  (foxnews.com) (59)
(JWF) Obvious "In 2008 it was already well known John Edwards was cheating on his wife, but the media gave him a free pass. Why? Because he's a Democrat, of course"  (jammiewf.com) (274)
(CNN) Dumbass Look, people. Stop repeating the lies. The Concordia's captain did *not* flee his ship right after the crash. He ordered a nice dinner with his girlfriend first while supplies were falling off the kitchen shelves. Michael Brown nods approval  (cnn.com) (104)
(Some Guy) Fail Protip: The police will not arrest the ghost you blamed for beating your wife, they will arrest you  (thenorthwestern.com) (19)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Think Progress) Followup Rush Limbaugh on the sanctity of marriage: "At least he asked his wife for permission instead of cheating on her. That's a mark of character, in my book. Newt's a victim"  (thinkprogress.org) (187)
(New Scientist) Interesting Schizophrenia could be a profound form of jetlag in which the turnip's central heating clockwasher runs counter culture to individually wrapped Twinkies creamy centers  (newscientist.com) (62)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Guardian) Dumbass Politician forced to resign after creating Downfall parody attacking opponent. Wait until Hitler hears about this  (guardian.co.uk) (86)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida The dumbest things Floridians have ever seen their fellow drivers do. "She was eating a bowl of cereal and applying makeup simultaneously"  (sun-sentinel.com) (181)


Sat January 14, 2012
(NPR) Unlikely Today's news story that is definitely not propaganda planted by the DEA as part of the War on Drugs: "Woman Injects 'Bath Salts,' Loses Arm To Flesh-Eating Bacteria"  (npr.org) (179)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Wired) Spiffy IBM succeeds in creating a single bit of storage using only eight atoms, a technical breakthrough with stunning porn-retention implications  (wired.com) (30)
(Mayors Manor) Sappy After hurting his back eating flapjacks and getting ridiculed by the hockey world, Kings LW Dustin Penner says he'll host a charity pancake breakfast. Kudos to an athlete who can laugh at himself; hope he doesn't waffle on the gig  (mayorsmanor.com) (74)
(YouTube) Amusing Old and busted: Recreating big plays w/Tecmo Bowl graphics. New hotness: Recreating big plays w/football helmeted peanuts  (youtube.com) (4)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Fox 4 KC) Amusing Tonight on Real Churchwives of Kansas: Pastor Joe marries second wife while still married to first, after first wife used online cheating site to profess love for another man. Jesus  (fox4kc.com) (40)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Gallup) Obvious Majority of conservatives don't not absolutely hate Mitt Romney, more than likely anyway. At least when push comes to shove, he's okay. Not a flesh eating virus or anything  (gallup.com) (74)
(SportsGrid) Amusing Los Angeles Kings winger Dustin Penner injures himself eating pancakes  (sportsgrid.com) (50)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Parent upset by questions on her child's math test which included "If Frederick got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in 1 week?"  (ajc.com) (121)


Fri January 06, 2012
(CNN) Amusing 'Romney Camp rips Santorum'. Sounds like a gay version of the infamous bean eating scene from Blazing Saddles  (cnn.com) (33)


Tue January 03, 2012
(The Daily Meal) Obvious Chain restaurants worth eating at, presented as a 10-course prix fixe slideshow. We begin with an amuse bouche of Cheesecake Factory and finish with a subtle yet flavorful In-N-Out Burger  (thedailymeal.com) (221)
(OKHenderson) Obvious "Republican candidates more interested in defeating Obama than rebuilding America" says known socialist Obama supporter Mike Huckabee (R-Arkansas)  (okhenderson.com) (254)
(Some Guy) Asinine Egypt: Yesterday, when we said we plan on respecting our 33 year old peace treaty with Israel, we didn't really mean it. We would rather go back to the days when the Israelis were beating us like a drum. Thank you sir May I have another?  (jta.org) (260)


Mon January 02, 2012
(NPR) Interesting Eating squash soup 'til you get sick may not sound like a good way to celebrate New Year's, but then, you ancestors weren't enslaved by the French and denied squash soup, were they?  (npr.org) (18)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Swedish woman finds long lost ring, now with one additional karat  (news.yahoo.com) (34)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Seattle Times) Sad Melany is the only person in Seattle harvesting squirrels for protein. In other news, people eat squirrels  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (230)


Fri December 30, 2011
(BBC) Silly Scientists film panda eating meat in China. They hadn't seen a feral beast eat this much meat since they filmed your mom last night  (bbc.co.uk) (36)


Thu December 29, 2011
(The Hill) Obvious Obama tries to gain the favor of Politics-tab Farkers by eating a dinner that includes bacon-wrapped pork loin. This might be the one thing bacon can't do  (thehill.com) (57)


Wed December 28, 2011
(My Fox DC) Florida Man lets bikini-clad chick reach into his pants and try to snatch his coin-purse before beating her off with his crutches. (w/ you would have done the same pics)  (myfoxdc.com) (194)


Tue December 27, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing Long before Christian Bale was chopping up hookers or beating up the Joker, he was dancing for Pac Man cereal  (iheartchaos.com) (56)


Mon December 26, 2011
(AL.com) Interesting If eating produce is supposed to be so good for you, then why are fruit flies always so fat and diabetic?  (blog.al.com) (44)


Fri December 23, 2011
(TMZ) Dumbass Tyler the Creator arrested for creating a little too much  (tmz.com) (29)
(NPR) Spiffy With winter extending its icy grip on poor slobs in northern climates, and endless months of dreary, cold, and miserable weather are enough to drive even the sane to consider eating a bullet, there's only one answer: Glogg  (npr.org) (69)


Thu December 22, 2011
(AZCentral) Cool 23-year-old ASU coed ends up stranded in the snow, MacGyver's herself alive for 10 days, creating water out of crystals and finally using a Hershey Bar to charge a cell phone and a chewing gum wave guide to jam passing military craft  (azcentral.com) (168)


Wed December 21, 2011
(MSNBC) Weird Scary: boy gets flesh eating bacteria. Interesting: on the face. News: survives. Fark: so the Vatican canonizes a dead 17th centry Native American. Cool: first American saint. Silly: unless you're Mormon, I guess  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (111)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Click Orlando) Dumbass Fark-ready headline: "Man eats cocaine in brother's butt, dies"  (clickorlando.com) (78)
(Hindustan Times) Weird If your game show involves the two hosts cooking and eating each other's flesh, maybe it's time to reconsider the concept of the show  (hindustantimes.com) (31)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Egyptian soldiers, having run out of men to fight with, are now beating helpless women in the streets  (dailymail.co.uk) (161)
(Huffington Post) Weird Things you can do in 33 seconds: C) Eat a lightbulb  (huffingtonpost.com) (35)


Fri December 16, 2011
(The Raw Story) Scary All states which can confirm with 100% accuracy that there is no brain-eating bacteria in their tap water, please step forward. Not so fast, Louisiana  (rawstory.com) (105)
(Some Guy) Asinine Mrs. Claus is fired from the mall for A) Hitting the kids? B) Seducing the kids? C) Having her car stolen from the mall parking lot and telling the press thereby creating negative publicity for the mall?  (lcsun-news.com) (36)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Celebslam) Interesting What, you expected Lindsay Lohan's little sister to grow up without some kind of debilitative eating disorder?  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (156)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Romney beating off Gingrich in New Hampshire   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (47)
(USA Today) Fail Two-thirds of job creators say that sluggish economic growth means they won't be creating any jobs for the next six months. Which I suppose means they're not job creators right now and we can raise their taxes, right?  (usatoday.com) (102)
(CNN) Dumbass Yes, frat boys, we know you like rape. But creating a "who would you rape" survey for your brothers to take online will probably strike some people as inappropriate  (cnn.com) (149)


Wed December 14, 2011
(TechEBlog) Cool Five of the world's coolest electric vehicles  (techeblog.com) (31)
(Telegraph) Unlikely Tired of corruption, beatings and arrests, villagers chase out government officials and set up local democratic rule. The Arab Spring marches o... huh whut? no way. China?  (telegraph.co.uk) (66)


Tue December 13, 2011
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Don't look now, but Obama is beating both Romney and Gingrich in South Carolina. Does this mean he's headed for a landslide victory next November?  (thedailybeast.com) (193)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Scary Visit the Ukraine for the 2012 soccer Euro Cup - come for the cheap beer and hookers, stay for the police beatings and extortion  (mirror.co.uk) (16)


Fri December 09, 2011
(CBC) Sad Experts warn against eating raw cookie dough, will have houses burned down by Subby  (cbc.ca) (151)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Huffington Post) Followup Alec Baldwin responds to accusations of rudeness, says Americans are sick of filthy planes, barely edible meals, and cuts in service to less-traveled locations; compares stewardess who threw him off plane to Mrs. Ballbricker. Your move, American  (huffingtonpost.com) (104)


Wed December 07, 2011
(ESPN) Followup Packers Linebacker charged with beating his girlfriend. IMO, she would be better off dating someone from the Colts. They don't beat anyone  (espn.go.com) (71)
(MSN) Photoshop Photoshop the carrot-eating bug  (msnbcmedia.msn.com) (33)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Can't hold your liquor? You can get away with beating people up in the UK and blame it on your religion prohibiting alcohol  (dailymail.co.uk) (66)


Mon December 05, 2011
(KPGM) Strange County forced to spend $1200 on new light bulbs for holiday star on roof of courthouse after they're all stolen... by starlings  (bartlesvilleradio.com) (28)
(azfamily.com) Spiffy Remember how the Arizona Cardinals started the season 1-6? They're still in the wildcard hunt after defeating the Dallas Cowboys  (azfamily.com) (61)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Weird For the record, there have been no official reports of flesh-eating bananas in Mozambique  (couriermail.com.au) (35)
(Owner of a counter-surfer) Dumbass Tag is for subby. Yes she's okay. I'm going to just leave this here as a public service message: What to do if your dog eats your medical marijuana  (bouldermountainvet.com) (136)
(Fox News) Unlikely Eating Disorder? You were raped by a Satanic cult. Anxiety? Raped by a Satanic cult. Tension? Fear? Sad? Cult, cult, cult  (foxnews.com) (120)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Topless cereal eating, nude piano playing and a stay in a psychiatric ward. Yup - it's the latest Lady Gaga music video (sfw)  (dailymail.co.uk) (73)
(BBC) Interesting Headlines about fighting against capitalism, foreign wars, deadbeat fathers, strange lights in the sky and a cow that swallowed a snake: It's not Fark, it's England in 1811  (bbc.co.uk) (7)
(Boing Boing) Cool Have you ever dreamed of razing Endor and eating those farking Ewoks? Well then GOOD NEWS EVERYONE  (boingboing.net) (25)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Beating victim: I was attacked because I was gay. Police and bar owner: No, you were attacked because you were a drunk asshat  (wvgazette.com) (52)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Sad Throw away an empty mayo jar? Oh yeah that's a beating  (chron.com) (45)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Myrtle Beach Sun News) Scary We have located Jabba the Hutt. She is beating her children with curtain rods (see photo)  (thesunnews.com) (91)
(Jalopnik) Strange Well, who wouldn't want to see a music video recreating the 1970 24 hours of Le Mans using slot cars?  (jalopnik.com) (18)


Tue November 29, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Followup That viral story about a man getting sued for tattooing a steaming pile of poop on his cheating girlfriend's back? Totally full of crap  (thesmokinggun.com) (69)
(BBC) Sick Study finds that 75% of oysters from the UK infected with "winter vomiting virus". Good thing nobody would ever think of eating a raw oyster  (bbc.co.uk) (80)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Medvedev, "The beatings will continue until morale improves"  (dailymail.co.uk) (24)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Buzzfeed) Cool I saw a turtle eating a pumpkin  (buzzfeed.com) (56)


Sat November 26, 2011
(News.com.au) Asinine Magpie steals woman's $900 Gucci glasses. Naturally, she wants council to swoop in and pay for a new pair  (news.com.au) (93)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary The top five undefeated eating challenges in America  (shine.yahoo.com) (31)
(Cops gonna cop) Sick Sticking that video game in your waist band while trying to prevent your grandson from being injured in a Black Friday mob? You better believe that's a beating  (myfoxphoenix.com) (102)
(BBC) Weird Researchers are pretty sure they'll be able to control the race of cyborg insects they're creating  (bbc.co.uk) (19)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Huffington Post) Followup Takeru Kobayashi shatters yesterday's 10 minute turkey eating world record by more than 2 pounds. Promptly says he's now going to quit cold turkey  (huffingtonpost.com) (22)
(Gizmodo) Dumbass Not news: Man goes on Maury to confirm his girlfriend is a cheating with another man. Ultra Fark: He think's it's her MySpace friend Tom  (gizmodo.com) (85)
(MSNBC) Interesting Can eating too much make your stomach burst? Let's find out  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (32)
(TheFW.com) Interesting It turns out that everything having to do with Thanksgiving, from the first dinner to the pumpkin pie on the table, is total and utter bulls*#t. Happy Thanksgiving  (thefw.com) (79)


Wed November 23, 2011
(CBS News) Scary Researchers find that eating a can of soup a day can increase your BPA levels 1000%. Mmmm, mmmm, not good  (cbsnews.com) (86)
(Yahoo) Followup While he won't face any criminal charges, at least the Texas judge who was caught on tape beating his disabled daughter might not get to be a judge anymore  (news.yahoo.com) (145)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Kirstie Alley weight loss regimen includes low carb eating, cardio training, cigarette butt lift  (dailymail.co.uk) (26)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass While running aroung like a chicken with his head cut off squawking about creating jobs, Obama fails to notice that his signature health care law is doing the exact opposite  (blog.heritage.org) (190)
(BBC) Obvious Porn sites sue .xxx domain operator, saying that supporting comments were obvious fakes; that high fees are treating site operators like an A2M; and that mounting costs make the plan one big money shot  (bbc.co.uk) (44)
(MSNBC) Advice Tips for beating SAD. Fark remedy of "more whiskey" surprisingly absent  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (85)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Caturday British PM defends civil servant described as lazy, eats too much, sleeps on the job, and would rather spend time with ladies than carry out official duties. Caturday: Model gov't employee is a tabby named Larry  (globalpost.com) (453)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Mercury News) Strange Killing, skinning and eating a bobcat isn't normal. But on meth it is  (mercurynews.com) (73)
(Some Guy) Sad Trapped girl survives after car wreck by drinking Gatorade and eating Pop-Tarts, or as your kids call it, "lunch"  (thetimesnews.com) (64)


Mon November 14, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious Will the Packers slaughter the spread tonight? Or settle for merely beating the Vikings into a pulp? It's your Monday Night Football thread (kickoff at 830 ET)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Your turkey is $15 more this year. Thanks to China eating more meat  (dailymail.co.uk) (113)


Tue November 08, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious Internet 101: when creating fictitious, award-winning authors for some (not news) promo articles, avoid using stock photos of food bank workers nicknamed "Cobra." Also, a degree in "construction sciences?" Really?  (latimes.com) (58)


Fri November 04, 2011
(FilmDrunk) Weird Olivia Munn says Brett Ratner masturbated to her whilst eating shrimp. Who hasn't been there?  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (120)
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Dumbass Wife suspects her husband of cheating, so she drives to his workplace and finds him talking to a strange woman. Then she punches him in the face, tears off his shirt, hits him with a rubber hose, and runs him down with her car  (press-citizen.com) (73)
(Salon) Spiffy Why cheating turns us on  (salon.com) (280)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Yahoo) Weird Kelly Osbourne's most embarrassing moment was discovering her fiance was cheating with a tranny. To be fair, you can understand his confusion  (uk.omg.yahoo.com) (70)


Tue November 01, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Florida Nine-year-old girl who was told to stop eating candy on the school bus does the logical thing: spits at the driver, throws rocks at the bus, and then tosses a chair at a cop  (thesmokinggun.com) (395)
(Naples News) Florida Definition of doing it wrong: beating your girlfriend for playing with a sex toy in bed because you'd rather sleep  (naplesnews.com) (69)
(Telegraph) Sick Just in time for Hallloween, "bone-eating snot flowers" discovered  (telegraph.co.uk) (30)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Obvious Eating too much sugar can lead to sagging skin, cancer, the overwhelming urge to shout "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs"  (cleveland.com) (114)
(Fark) Survey In observance of Halloween, what's the worst thing you ever got while trick-or-treating?  (fark.com) (343)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Springfield Republican) PSA According to this map, either a brontosaurus is eating New Brunswick or a dust buster is sucking Virginia. Meanwhile, the forecast says everybody between is getting a blizzard  (masslive.com) (89)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass After robbing the pizza delivery man of his wallet and eating the pizzas, be sure not to leave the box in your car  (610wiod.com) (37)
(The Colbert Report) Amusing After being inspired by Herman Cain's new "Smoking Man" ad Stephen Colbert decides to help him out by creating a few more  (colbertnation.com) (55)


Tue October 25, 2011
(CBS News) Followup Autopsy says Gaddafi died of a beating, followed by multiple gunshots. Or as his regime would call it - natural causes  (cbsnews.com) (144)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Standard Media) Obvious ProTip: When cheating on each other, don't take your lovers to the same place  (standardmedia.co.ke) (79)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Discover) Interesting Army looks into treating PTSD with dream manipulation. *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM*   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (33)
(Examiner) Amusing "The breaking news on Beyonce today is she's eating French fries. Unfortunately, there's nothing else... The website Fark thought the headline and the story was strange enough." THAT'S THE JOKE  (examiner.com) (2)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Metro) Interesting This definitely bears...I mean, coyotes repeating  (metro.co.uk) (22)


Tue October 18, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Unlikely Apple's quarterly profits are up 54% compared to last year, but stock takes a beating after sales of year-old iPhone model fall short of analysts' estimated eleventy-gazillion  (businessweek.com) (31)
(NPR) Obvious NPR ombudsman hired by NPR determines NPR was not showing liberal bias when they claimed that the lying, cheating, and unethical Rupert Murdoch lies, cheats, and is unethical  (npr.org) (155)
(Washington Post) Silly Advice columnist won't give advice on getting married, getting divorced, having children, getting abortions, adopting, or consensual cheating, because those are "too personal." Advice columnist  (washingtonpost.com) (47)
(Lohud.com) Sad New York moves to change test-grading rules to prevent rampant cheating...by the teachers  (lohud.com) (21)


Mon October 17, 2011
(C|Net) Amusing Apple's new Find My Friends app helps locate old classmates, college buddies, cheating wives  (news.cnet.com) (46)


Sun October 16, 2011
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Weird If you like eating live Madagascar hissing cockroaches this theme park has the contest for you  (cbsatlanta.com) (20)

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