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176 headlines found matching 'eating'
Fri January 20, 2017
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You might be eating a genetically modified apple if you can leave it on the counter for as long as you want and it never turns brown
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Thu January 19, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
In proof that a Trump Administration is inspiring business and creating jobs, Pizza Hut announces plans to hire 11,000 workers. In related news, Pizza Hut announces plans to lay off 11,000 workers on February 6th
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA and CDC just updated fish consumption guidelines for pregnant women and children, to avoid heavy metal poisoning. Visit the page and save a copy ASAP, because it will be gone tomorrow
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you find yourself enjoying a lobster dinner, try not to think about the fact that you're really just eating an ocean-based potato bug
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember the 150 ingredients that Panera said that they would get rid of in 2016? Well, they're now gone and the food is 100% clean. Jury is still out on the tables, floors and rest rooms
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Wed January 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson warns European leaders "not to give Britain punishment beatings" as it tries to exit the EU. Wow. Apparently politics are a lot kinkier and fun on that side of the pond than this one
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The restaurant recession turned even more damaging in December with the weakest sales in five years
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
The 20 biggest sport stadiums in the world ranked by seating capacity. How many can you name? How many have you been in?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the beating that Vegas sports books received on the BCS title game? Good thing that was a once in a lifetime...oh, dear
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
As if the snakes, spiders, kangaroos, poisonous frogs, sharks, crocodiles and women weren't enough to get you killed in Australia, they have a rare flesh-eating bacteria too
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cowboys fan laments his team's loss to the Packers in the traditional manner of fans watching from home, by beating the fark out of his big-ass TV
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(AP)
 
 
 
Keeping with their owner's "winning with class" strategy, 49ers interview wife-beating, girlfriend-beating, and assistant-beating Tom Cable for next head coach
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Toby Keith won't apologize for playing inauguration, creating bro-country
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Sun January 15, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett to reporter: "You [expletive], What adversity you went through?" Reporter: Does beating Hodgkin's Lymphoma count?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
This band spent the last two years creating a music video on a dot matrix printer
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler CEO says charges of cheating on emissions testing are "hogwash." Which brings up the question - Would you really want to buy a car from a company that still uses the word "hogwash"?
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Fri January 13, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Philly Uber driver arrested for beating passenger bloody. Uber driver claims that he was provoked by the passenger's demands to be driven to New Jersey
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(AP)
 
 
 
Crickets are the new protein; Jiminy unavailable for comment
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Thu January 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler joins VW in the diesel emissions cheating business
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Monmouth University to house Bruce Springsteen's archives, narrowly beating out Nebraska, Youngstown and Darlington County
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Tue January 10, 2017
(ITV)
 
 
 
Brits found to be throwing away £13 billion worth of food every year. The article calls it 'edible' but that's a pretty lofty claim to be making about British food even before it hit the bin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So is it time yet to start talking about the potential upsides of cannibalism?
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to figure out what food to plant on Mars once the astronauts all get sick of only eating potatoes grown in their own feces
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For your Monday morning heebie-jeebies, I respectfully submit this scientific account of a tarantula eating a snake
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Sun January 08, 2017
(BBC GoodFood)
 
 
 
Five things never to say to your child about food. "You have to finish off that third double espresso before you start on that case of Pixy Stix" conspicuously absent
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Fri January 06, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Mom sheds 100 pounds to get back at cheating husband, discovers looking hot is the best revenge
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Austin man caught trying to get rid of cocaine he'd hidden under his fat belly. Guess cocaine doesn't keep everyone from eating
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mediaite readers think Laura Ingraham should replace Megyn Kelly on Fox News, beating out Tomi Lahren, Baba Yaga, and a hologram of Leni Riefenstahl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four people arrested after live streaming the beating of a special needs man on Facebook which included anti-Trump, racist taunts
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Tue January 03, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of holding down and beating a woman following.... what is up with his beard?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ten dolphins rescued from Cape Cod on New Year's Day, sent back to Miami to take their beating
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm in an easy job with good benefits but I'm bored. Had an active job, then went to grad school and am currently teaching. Framed houses before the recession, currently into furniture and cabinetry now- is it worth the jump?
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
8 futuristic foods you'll be eating in 30 years. And by 'foods', we mean insects
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Ok, last time: If you shoot a gun into the air to celebrate New Year's Eve, shoot straight up and make sure you're standing directly underneath it when it comes back down to solve the problem you insisted on creating
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Something's very fishy about this McDonald's story. Also, very wormy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"A Maine farm owner believes that the only way to ensure a rare breed of pig survives is to get people interested in eating them"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been married for ten years; my husband and I have always been mismatched sexually, and we may have sex once a year. I don't want a divorce, but I need to have sex. Can I have sex with a friend? Or will that be cheating?"
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Alaska has the nation's highest average credit card debt. Mostly because residents only get one month in the summer to catch up on how much they owe before it's time for the heating bills to start rolling in again
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Carolina rep, who defended the Confederate flag, was arrested for beating his wife and pointing a gun at her, which is what all those old Confederates used to do back in the day when their wives wouldn't listen
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's main road closure due to A) DOT, B) Accidents, Florida) Naked guy jumping on cars and intentionally beating his head on their windshields
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Thu December 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cyborg's human side caught cheating again
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists give us the best Christmas present ever: a study showing that eating more red meat is good for your blood pressure
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump and his Deplorables are basically browbeating and intimidating moderate Republicans into doing their duty or face unconscionable consequences
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Mon December 19, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The negative salt ions released by heating can boost blood flow, improve sleep, increase levels of serotonin in the brain. If only there was a way to see that effect
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You heard it here first: 2107 will be the year of purple foods
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Let's be honest: Should we ban all toddlers from restaurants?"
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
South Korea a step closer to creating a working fusion reactor. In other news, North Korea is a step closer to creating a working fuse
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Thu December 15, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Dolphins respond to cheating allegations, primarily with a series of melodic clicks and high-pitched squeals
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Historic, silent movie era Tampa Theater announces $6-million restoration project funded by "Cush Your Tush" program for new carpeting, seating. Hope they finally include cup holders
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
Dr Bombay no longer treating witches and warlocks
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated forgets the Penguin's Stanley Cup win earlier this year, but who can blame them? I mean, was beating the Sharks really that much of an accomplishment?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Perfect Christmas present for that person in your life that likes to plan for the future, a special cutlery set for eating bugs ....because by 2050 that's most of what we'll be eating
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Tue December 13, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
New test at age 3 can tell if your child will grow up to be an asshole. So you can start the beatings early, I suppose
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If that bag of Deep River Sour Cream and Onion Kettle Chips you're eating has an extra burst of flavor, you're probably just tasting the salmonella
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of Hearts Still Beating, the midseason finale of The Walking Dead, which saw a couple of deaths, the disparate members of the core group dealing with chaos, and basically repeating the same formula as the past five years [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name the most nauseating thing you've ever eaten. Subby's is lamb tongue in a curry sauce - bet you can't beat that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NHS sends English anorexia patients to Scotland, presumably to be cured by eating nothing but deep fried candy bars
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Sun December 11, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Top Hunan surgeon credits his dexterity to eating with cotton swabs in lieu of chopsticks. "Sometimes he also eats with his non-dominant hand in order to add another level of difficulty to the training"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Army beating Navy is about as likely as Trump being elected President
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Sat December 10, 2016
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
For the next few weeks would you avoid eating in a restaurant that only plays Christmas music?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Protip: Treating your seriously ill child with dandelion tea, tea tree oil, oil of oregano, and a potato poultice probably won't yield the results you're looking for
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Feeling hungry? Tokyo restaurant will pay you $438 if you can eat this giant bowl of ramen in 20 minutes
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Thu December 08, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pope thread
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cop fired for eating without getting proper permission. Yet if he had shot somebody he would have gotten paid time off
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
United Airlines clarifies their new baggage policy - they "aren't charging a fee for overhead bin space", but rather "creating more options for customers". Like the option of paying a fee if you want overhead bin space
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. restaurant fast-food traffic suffers first decline in five years as consumers say prices are just too damn high
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eating nuts every day can reduce chances of dying early, unless you choke on a hair
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Huck Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's everything you need to know about eating roadkill. Wayyyy more than you need, actually: "This one here is badger meat. These are ram's balls - much bigger than the otter's balls, as you can see"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It seems that cheating women in politics just can't get a free ride like cheating men. Something about a glass ceiling ...or a cheesy mirrored ceiling
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is why Americans are broke and obese. Now who wants to eat out tonight?
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
2010: Nobody beaten by Toronto police during protests. 2016: Nobody allowed to proceed with lawsuit against police. Bonus video of police beating Nobody
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Tue November 29, 2016
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Rumored candidate for Secretary of Labor has a history of running ads with beautiful women wearing bikinis and eating burgers
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You should try eating Key Deer before they're all screwed
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Mon November 28, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
MGM sues writer of Buckaroo Banzai while creating a miniseries without him, claiming they own the world he created... "in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"What's more, if you hold a bowl Buddha-like while eating, you are psychologically more prone to mindfulness about your meal"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The snakes are gathering at state office buildings in Austin, Texas. Literally
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans will throw away about 200 million pounds of turkey during the Thanksgiving holiday. Apparently there are only so many leftover turkey sandwiches one can eat
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The average American Thanksgiving dinner is 2,500 calories, or about what the average American eats for lunch on an average day
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Wed November 23, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Permits, we don't need no stinking permits. Fire crews responding to a call discover group of "fire eaters". Authorities say the group did not have the proper permits
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Eating cheese is linked to a longer life. The one exception is when pieces are in a mouse trap
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Global warming is altering the Arctic food chain. So are we at the end of it eating polar bears now?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney currently beating out Giuliani for Secretary of State...which really doesn't seem like much of an accomplishment, to be honest
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Latex-covered robot boobs, smashed little ships, Farmer Hoggett creating warp drive, and Jonathan Frakes figuring out how to straddle a director's chair: it's the story of Star Trek: First Contact on its 20th anniversary
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Doctors try treating gunshot victims with hypothermia. Preliminary results show that it works WAY better than treating hypothermia victims with gunshots
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says, racism is bad, don't be racist. Then he says, I'm being forced to say this but I don't believe it. Keep beating the hell out of minorities. At least, that was the subtext
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American History X teacher to his 8th grade class: "Equality means treating everyone equally... like when you hang one black person, you have to hang them all, that's equality"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Here's how to eat as much food as humanly possible this Thanksgiving thanks to science
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sues restaurant after burrito made him feel 'excessively full'
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Sun November 20, 2016
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA recalls Sabra hummus, creating a new fear of whirled peas
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Normally Kansas beating Texas isn't a big deal... unless, of course, that sport is football and they haven't done that since 1938
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Couple survive six months in the Manitoba wilderness, eating fish and snake. "(It was) pretty good...Like chicken, as they say"
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Frenchman planning to cross the Atlantic on a yacht eating 50-year-old food. He'll feel pretty stupid when Trump stops him from entering the US
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Begun, the husband and cheating wife drone wars have
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie holds a press conference to say that despite being one of Trump's original supporters, it's totally cool if the President-elect doesn't offer him a top position in the White House, before going backstage and eating a pint of ice cream
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman's flesh-eating-bacteria stuffed Tilapia recipe turns out to be a hit with doctors, health officials
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cracker Barrel is one of the most popular choices for people on Thanksgiving
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
This overcooked school hamburger is creating quite a stir online, but hey it is probably better than what most school lunches are to begin with
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
The No. 5 Louisville Cardinals try to get more respect by defeating the Houston Cougars. What is this, the 1983 Final Four?
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
McDonald's takes first steps to not pay $15 minimum wage
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart: "In the liberal community, you hate this idea of creating a monolith. Don't look at Muslims as a monolith. But everybody who voted for Trump is a monolith, is a racist. That hypocrisy is also real in our country"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
History is totally NOT repeating itself, says a completely trustworthy Trumper who just wants to lock up every Muslim he can find
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Yesterday was National Clean Out Your Fridge Day. So, how did you do?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One way the swamp in DC is drained: Power restaurants are becoming a thing of the past
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Germany, 1932 or the United States, circa 2016. is history repeating itself or is this just a coincidence?
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Tue November 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll knocks Patriots fans as unenthused, sitting-on-their-hands, prawn-sandwich-eating grumps compared to insanely wild Seahawks fans. "It's because they're so used to winning"
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Child Brides: The long, nauseating American history of older men marrying young girls." Hm, I wonder if Slate had someone specific in mind for this article. I wonder
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Donna Brazile: "I'm sorry only that I got caught cheating." That always looks good on a resume
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well at least one data forecaster who gave Clinton a 99% chance of victory keeps his promise by eating a bug. What say the rest of you pollsters?
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Fri November 11, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Still stressed out over the election? Watch some videos of hamsters eating tiny foods
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Can't poop? Try Botox. Can't stop sweating? Try Botox. Can't shake those chronic migraines? Try Botox
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 29-year-old single mother discovers secret to not catching the flu is drinking sperm smoothies: "It can taste really good - depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I'm strange, but I don't give a toss" (w/pics)
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Wed November 09, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba says she maintains her looks without ever working out, and eating the same as she always has. In fact, she consumed an entire sandwich just last July
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
New AI robot developed that has a "brain" and can learn like human children. So don't be surprised when you come home one day to see a machine sitting on your couch playing video games and eating junk food
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Mon November 07, 2016
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Vegan walks into restaurant, goes into tearful rant about her pet chicken and the murdered animals everyone is eating. In related news, submitter made Violence Chili last night filled with JUICY CHUNKS OF MURDERED COW
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Another day, another Massachusetts police department treating the evidence room as a personal stash
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Remember that bit in The Simpsons where future Homer is eating virtual fudge? Yeah, they're working on that
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's confirms that a restaurant recession has finally arrived. Apparently it's really time to panic about the economy when Americans start cutting back on how often they go out to eat
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man returns home after vacation in Belize but can't overcome memories of the trip, it's really eating him up (Warning: graphic pics)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you're a wife-beating cop and suspected serial killer you can probably get a job...in another town...as a cop, of course
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Wed November 02, 2016
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Republicans, having given up on defeating Hillary, Chelsea, and Charlotte, are now beginning to gear up for the 2052 race against Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky
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Tue November 01, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Face-eating Florida man told deputies arresting him, 'Help me. I ate something bad ... humans'
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Fox 30 Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Taking kids trick-or-treating tonight? Time to check sex offender websites to spread paranoia far & wide
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What would happen to your body if you ate nothing but candy corn? Well, it would start with scurvy and go downhill from there
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Some parents, frightened by scary clown stories, will go trick or treating packing heat. "I'm terrified of clowns already and if one messes with me or my kids it'll be to the hospital or morgue they go.''
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Sun October 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A Madea Halloween was #1 at the box office with $16.7 million, easily beating #2 Inferno, which flopped with $15 million, proving America's love of Dan Brown's Seussian prose is over. Also, Jack Reacher Round 2 and Ouija 2 plummeted further
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure the Bible does not endorse beating children with coat hangers
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"No one over the age of thirteen should go Trick or Treating"
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
In your opinion, what constitutes cheating? Flirting, phone sex, cyber sex, physical contact. . . ?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New AP poll shows that Clinton-Kaine is beating Trump-Pence by 13 points nationally, but if the GOP could somehow get access to Obama's time machine and go back to the primary season, Pence-Trump would actually have a 4 point lead
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Gators, sharks, pythons, brain-eating amoebas, poisonous lionfish - Why not throw in some dirty, stinky monkeys?
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Flappy bird found to fly for 10 months non-stop, beating everybody's record
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the man who managed to dupe Trumpers and Fox News by creating a satirical website that fed into right-leaning conspiracies and was quickly embraced as "True News"
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Astronomers fnd beating heart of universe in remnants of ancient supernova
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Wed October 26, 2016
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Judge declares mistrial in NASCAR driver Mike Wallace's Rascall Flatts beating case when he realizes two other witnesses were sitting in open court as first one was on the stand
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New rules for heart health include getting enough sleep, eating garlic and having more sex. Although that might be a problem for anyone trying to combine the last two
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you have an unsalted cracker and a few seconds, you can test how many carbs you ought to be eating
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
What crazy food eating or throwing contest would you like to see?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Entertainment Weekly ranks the top 50 most powerful superheroes just in time so you can select a costume for trick or treating that doesn't come from the bottom of the list
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports: Teslas are great, so long as you don't own them longer than a year or so, and you're ok with eating the loss
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN anchor demands Trump spokesperson name a poll that shows Trump is beating Hillary Clinton
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Annoying kid spoiling your meal at a restaurant? Don't worry, the cops are there
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another consequence of climate change: warming seas leading to spread of flesh-eating bacteria
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rare disease leaves 5-year-old British girl at risk for eating herself to death. Or, as the affliction is known around the rest of the world, being an American
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Five unsold pilots that take a horrible idea and run with it, creating genuinely unwatchable TV in the process
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Wed October 19, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Woman breastfeeding baby at country club told to move to basement due to customer complaints that she wouldn't share any for their coffee
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Video
 
Man eats 15 Happy Meals in 33 minutes
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized with hole burned into his esophagus after eating ghost pepper burger. "For whatever it's worth, the patient had successfully finished the burger"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant adopts "Pay what you want" policy ... and loses $15,000 in the first week
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Mon October 17, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm sues a bunch of nerds for creating a "Lightsaber Academy"
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Sun October 16, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Danish architect bemoans rotten choices of modernist Copenhagen urban planners in cahoots with greedy developers. "In Ørestad they have succeeded in creating a very cold, shaded and windy place, and that is exactly what we Danes don't appreciate"
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Bustle)
 
 
 
You've been eating pizza wrong your whole life. Except in New York. You're fine
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(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Five Guys Burgers to open in location formerly occupied by Weight Watchers
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Atmos 2 Vaporizer. Reengineered anodized chamber and improved ceramic heating. Still no "stun" setting. (Sponsored Link)
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World Health Organization says governments should tax sugar to fight obesity. Mostly because creating taxes is about the only thing governments around the world can ever be easily talked into doing
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Want to go somewhere good for trick-or-treating? Go to Philadelphia. Here comes the research
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Trump gives up on defeating Hillary and declares war on the only party he can bring down
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Like a snake eating itself, anti-vaxx group angry when studies they commissioned show no connection between vaccinations and autism
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump contemplates eating a baby. Decides against it
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Sun October 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The presidential race is heating up and October is full of surprises guaranteed to grab you right in the whatever as Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton face off Town Hall style in the second presidential debate, 9 PM ET on pretty much every major channel
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Sat October 08, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As if Florida currently didn't have enough problems, flesh-eating worms have returned
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You're probably eating your sushi incorrectly
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump supporters adamant that the only way he can lose is by Democrats cheating
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(Consumer Product Safety)
 
 
 
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start eating paint
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Wed October 05, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Five Guys Burgers gives the most french fries, 98 with each order. Apparently research has shown that eating 100 takes someone from just "stuffed" to full-on "defibrillator mode"
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
When the title of a blog piece starts "This is not a humblebrag," you know that's exactly what it is. Now go and make your precious, non-McNugget-eating snowflakes some organic kale chips
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Over 8% of the population of Norway eats tacos every Friday; meanwhile, Mexico reports no plans to engage in reciprocal lutefisk consumption
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones fan spends five years creating intro to Indy cartoon series that actually never existed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man finds porn playing on TV screens in McDonald's, has hard time getting Grimace off his face
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Have you ever bought a product but never used it?
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Wed September 28, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will Samoa Joe take out? Will we ever see Liv Morgan after she faces Asuka? Will Dragon Azteca Jr win the right to face Pentagon Dark by defeating Chavo Guerrero Jr? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network at 8 PM
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tyson is saying that those nuggets you are eating may not be chicken after all
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Tue September 27, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One indication of how campaign teams view their own debate performance is how they hit the spin room afterward. Heavy presence means damage control after a bad performance. Hillary's team walked out. Trump was there himself, and sweating
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Sun September 25, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Les Miles' chances of beating Mizzou Saturday have dropped from 1% to 0
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Croydon Advertiser)
 
 
 
Newspapers across Britain are creating hysteria about super fleas with giant penises invading people's homes. Sorry to disappoint any horny female fleas
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
Trump could learn a thing or two about debating from the dodging, ignorant, but ultimately expectation-beating Sarah Palin
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vegans and vegetarians petition burger chain to offer more options for people who don't eat meat ... instead of, you know, eating at someplace other than a BURGER CHAIN
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