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494 headlines found matching 'ears'
Thu May 28, 2015
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Broncos 2008 First-round pick and 4-time Pro-Bowler will be moving from starting left tackle, to first-string bench for the 2015-16 season as he tears his ACL during practice
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(15)
 
(AXS)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry's an overnight sensation that took six years in the making, and four coaches
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(19)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It appears that Yahoo can't even manage to dodge taxes competently
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(9)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since Obama virtually abdicated his responsibility to secure our borders, the tide of illegals flooding into out country has risen to the ...erm... *lowest* level in nearly 20 years
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(94)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp now facing ten years in prison for bringing his dogs into Australia. It's the biggest crime he's accused of since asking for twelve dollars to see "The Lone Ranger"
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Guy records video of school buses constantly blowing through stop sign and exiting school grounds right onto busy street. Local news picks up story and confronts school district. Sign mysteriously disappears and is later replaced with yield sign
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(71)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Upset that your favorite team has lost a few games in a row? Relax ... After five years and 94 games, Tokyo University finally wins one
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man missing for 23 years found submerged in Citation. Please
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(50)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Air Forces clears way for SpaceX to launch military payloads
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(14)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Because it's been twelve years, Fox is going to reboot Alan Moore's League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. No word on how they'll manage to bastardize the source material this time
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(84)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Pot-friendly hotel finally opens in downtown Denver: "Other hotels will fine you crazy amounts and kick you out. I've been kicked out of a hotel for smoking pot, it was a few years back, but that's the kind of stuff that won't happen in our hotel"
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Tue May 26, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What might a person be like if they hadn't spent 25 years having their head filled with garbage from the media and Hollywood?
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(69)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"In much the same way that Kenyan runners have owned the Boston Marathon, Indian American kids have placed a stranglehold on the Scripps National Spelling Bee, winning it now for seven years in a row and all but four of the last 15 years"
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(70)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Ray McDonald breaks the record for shortest time on the Bears roster
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(21)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
It only took 12 years, but we're contemplating going to war in Iraq yet again
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(155)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Canadian plans to invade U.S. found after nearly 100 years and still with intel: "Rural American women appear to be a heavy and not very comely lot and while Americans are not actually lazy, they apparently believe in frequent rests and gossip"
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(106)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Humans will become God-like cyborgs within 200 years"
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(39)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Of course you can grill strawberries, avocados and pears
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(40)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The moon, stars and tides all line up correctly - Astros turn their first triple play in 11 years
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(14)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'I can see everybody's perspective, and I know I can't ask the audience to forget 50 years of comic books. But the world is a little more diverse in 2015 than when the Fantastic Four comic first came out in 1961.'
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba is not just another pretty face. She's also a self-made corporate billionaire. After only 4 years
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(151)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sometimes your dog just wants .... YOU ... after eight years
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(9)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
San Francisco band The Residents are searching for their stolen eye, valued at $100,000. This is not a repeat from 30 years ago
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(23)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man, who left school in 1943 to join the Marines and fight in World War II, finally receives his diploma after 72 years. "Nobody has ever heard me say I was a hero. The only heroes I know are the people that didn't come back"
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(41)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
OPEC lets the oil hit the anus. Fills the world for years
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Josh "The LGBT Community is a threat to children's safety" Duggar has confessed to molesting more than five girls and resigned from the Family Research Council. His parents knew for 12 years and covered it up
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(648)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The woman who ran over her husband with an SUV because he didn't vote in the 2012 election was just sentenced to 3 1/2 years in prison. Which means he's safe to skip out on 2016, but he better be registered by 2020
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Thu May 21, 2015
(US News)
 
 
 
After years of economic instability and uncertainty, JP Morgan researchers still unclear as to why the 3 people who got raises last year aren't spending more
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(15)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For the first time in 12 years a MLB player drives in three runs on a ground-ball single (and no, there were zero errors on the play)
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(14)
 
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
University of Hawaii teaming up with biotech firm to seek out a vaccine for Ebola. West African nations cry tears of relief, blood
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(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man wins £1,500 payout from Sky after billing them £25 an hour for the time he wasted over two years trying to get his TV and broadband service cancelled
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(13)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The number one fitness trend of 2015 is something soldiers have been doing for hundreds of years, and it's an activity so simple you'll wonder why you've never thought of doing it yourself
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(64)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New discovery reveals that 'Alien' was around during the Pompeii volcano blast 1,900 years ago
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 100 years, the only relevant question that historians will be asking about the Obama administration is: How he could have squandered the Bush victory in Iraq and allowed ISIS to rise as a regional power?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
As David Letterman says good-bye on May 20, 2015, enjoy this 32-minute clip from June 23,1995, in which Letterman appears as one of the final guests on The Jon Stewart Show. "Do not confuse cancellation with failure"
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Wed May 20, 2015
(The Herald (Ireland))
 
 
 
Lolz, shizzle, cakehole, dench, twerk and obvs added to Scrabble Player's Dictionary although you've been playing them drunk for years
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(29)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Nintendo does have an indie game line-up - it just mostly involves games from several years ago
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American intelligence sources note that North Korea appears to have been a little photoshoppy with their submarine missile launch photos. You don't say. It's almost like they finally started reading Fark
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenage historian finds that Marvel comic books have been getting more heroine-friendly and gender-equal over past 50 years. This is bad news ... for Gamergaters
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(99)
 
(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Bill Murray appears as final David Letterman guest by getting cake everywhere
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(40)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This dude spent years improvising dumb lyrics to instrumental TV theme songs, and yes, they are WAY better than yours
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(27)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
If aliens do exist, they're probably the size of bears. Or maybe they ARE bears. We don't really know
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(81)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Video replay confirms that for first time in 25 years of Stanley Cup Playoffs, we finally get the rare three-on-five shorthanded goal
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Healthy Eating Pyramid has been revamped after 15 years. Sugar is out. Soba noodles, tofu, quinoa are in. The hipsters have finally won
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(27)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Four common idioms that, for all intensive purposes, you've been getting wrong all these years
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It appears The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse may have made some 'friends'
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(21)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What your hometown will look like in 100 years
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(51)
 
(Behance)
 
 
 
As Late Show with David Letterman enters its final week, here's a look at how its branding was produced 22 years ago. Bonus: Originally intended name for the program revealed
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(15)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Documents reveal Scotland Yard kept secret dossiers on Trekkies, "amid fears that British fans would go mad and kill themselves, turn against society or start a weird cult"
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Sun May 17, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Will Don Draper finally take the Nestea plunge foreshadowed in the opening credits for 8 years, or will everything fade to black while 'Don't Stop Believin" plays in the background? Find out on the year-delayed Mad Men series finale at 10 PM on AMC
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Comet 'wiped out highly advanced ancient civilization after smashing into Earth nearly 13,000 years ago,' just Shoggoth it off, man
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(137)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Man steals $17k from Sears store using fake returns. Sears said they knew he was stealing since nobody buys anything to return
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(18)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Killers frontman Brandon Flowers has collected his facial hair shavings in a bag for the past seven years"
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(18)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
As everyone seems to have forgotten the USA's greatest tragedy, subby presents: A little over three years ago, that Great American, Ted Nugent, died
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(117)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And your feel good story of the day: Gay man receives apology from high school bully ... 20 years later. "I was recently talking with my 10 year old daughter about bullies, she asked me if I ever bullied anyone and sadly I had to say 'yes' I did"
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(110)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bo Jackson and Brian Bosworth meet again after 27 years
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(30)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Worried about the Sun exploding and destroying the planet? Fear not; we'll collide with another galaxy a billion years before that
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(45)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
It's hard to fathom when you're holding your newborn son for the first time that years later there will come a day when you confront him with a knife as he tries to attack you while completely naked
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(60)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan will perform on David Letterman for the first time in 22 years, though it will be on the late night host's penultimate episode, so it will be bittersweet
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(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After critics slam her opening Las Vegas performances for being under rehearsed, Mariah Carey cancels concerts because of (*cough cough*) bronchitis
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(42)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A circus lion feels grass and soil beneath his feet after spending 13 years locked in a tiny cage. And believe me, he kicks up a ton of dust
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mourners in funeral procession lose hearse in traffic, finally catch up and follow it to cemetery, only one small problem
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(13)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says that computers will overtake humans within 100 years. Which is an interesting statement coming from someone who wouldn't be able to speak without his keyboard-activated synthesized voice
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(82)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
"Following the glorious resurrection of the Nintendo World Championships, we thought it would be a good time to reminisce over the events of 25 years ago, when the original competition took place. My god, the HAIR and the CLOTHES"
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Crowd loudly boos Floyd Mayweather at Warriors-Grizzlies game when his face appears on the Jumbotron, then pays him $50 each for the experience
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(8)
 
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
It appears Green Bay Fans ain't still mad tho: tickets for Brett Farve's induction into the Packer Hall of Fame, to be held at Lambeau Field, sell out in under 8 hours, all 67,000 of them
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(70)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The media representation of gays has destroyed traditional families. And as a divorced father who didn't speak to his daughter for five years, the author knows what he's talking about
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(258)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"Employees at Google already informally compete to see how long someone can live at the office, using company showers, food, and sleeping pods (the record is supposedly around two years)"
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(130)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
All Pacific Memorials had to do was make sure the body didn't fall out of the hearse. Was that REALLY too much to ask?
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(30)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The free market at work: Comcast rolls out 2Gbps fiber internet service in Chattanooga and elsewhere, after only losing their monopoly status in court seven years ago
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(41)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Customers have complained for years about Avengers merchandise that ignored Black Widow. So Marvel's new toys based on her scene in Age of Ultron feature...Iron Man and Captain America riding Natasha's motorcycle
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(128)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is the day, will he live in a tiny-ass cell or will he die....after living in a tiny-ass cell for 20 years while filing appeal after appeal? A sentence in the Tsarnaev trial could come as early as today
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(192)
 
(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Social Security has been overstating forecasts by billions of dollars and will run out of money years earlier than currently stated according to some chicken little, whack-job at Harvard
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(246)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The November 1972 issue of Playboy magazine is the magazine's best selling issue of all time. Why? Because the Lena Söderberg centerfold has been at the center of computer science for more than 40 years (SFW)
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(156)
 
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Police Advisory: Only chase bears through the woods if you're SOBER and have a SHARP hatchet. At least, that's what I think it says
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
94-year-old man finishes college after starting 75 years ago. He says he'll take a break before pursuing a master's degree
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's a story that makes interesting dinner conversation - Woman gives birth to triplets ... three years apart
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man sneezes out toy dart 44 years after he got it stuck in his nose
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(35)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The New Yorker passed on Hersh's bin Laden story years ago; Rolling Stone initially wanted it but decided that one anonymous source was way too much corroboration for their standards
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(88)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe celebrates 25 years sober. Bad Rob Lowe celebrates 25 years of snorting blow off the asses of high school girls
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(64)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For nearly 200 years London was terrorized by a gang of female criminals known as the Forty Elephants
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(31)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler's wife pregnant for third time; Bears fans amazed Jay Cutler can hit any target three times
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(22)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A Fark tradition turns 10 years old
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(22)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando's much-hyped monorail system had a $27.2 million deficit its first year, fueling fears the city may wind up just like Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook
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(157)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
45 Years Ago: On the Best Mother's Day Ever, you will believe a man can fly
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(4)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Truly, is there any other better Mother's Day gift than knowing that the holiday falls on the birthday of the single greatest musician born in the past sixty years? That's right, Bono turns 55 today. Here's U2 with The Sweetest Thing
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(24)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
86 year old arrested for 50 years of cashing pension checks written to her long-dead parents. Case was broken when pension agency decided to ask how well the 110 and 112 year olds were faring
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(13)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The 19 most game-changing military weapons of the last 15 years. Just think about how badly we would have done in Iraq and Afghanistan without them
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(96)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Your new Millennium Falcon drone appears ready to make the Kessel Run
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(37)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"This is very special. We normally don't recognize the horses. But Dakota, he's been there with us for 20 years, and he's one of the more recognized horses"
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(11)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Anthony Geary announces he's leaving "General Hospital", and apparently I've been in a coma for 30 years
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ford has been trying to catch General Motors for years and now they are finally getting close. FARK: In recalls
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(13)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, Reggie Miller pulled off the greatest 9 seconds in NBA history
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(36)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Republican state senator arrested and charged with sexual assault, prohibited acts, and human trafficking. For 63 years old, he's got a lot going on
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(57)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Chris O'Dowd reveals on Conan his evil "longform joke" he's playing on his 15-week-old son for when he's around 14 or 15 years old. Pure evil making him think he's from another family
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(63)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Salman Khan jailed for five years. New instructional videos on making pruno, toothbrush shanks forthcoming
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(29)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Obama approves first boat service between U.S. and Cuba in more than 50 years, in a ferry tale come true
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(24)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
A political dynasty ends in Western Canada: after 44 years of Conservative governments, Alberta elects a leftist progressive government
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(193)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The elderly Spanish woman who "restored" Jesus three years ago has been hired to restore Roman mosaics in Turkey
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(24)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Woman "2 drunk 2 care" jailed 24 years
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(186)
 
(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Vogons take over Hawaii, tell married couple of 67 years they can't live together because vital common-sense regulations
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
After 60 years on the Las Vegas strip, the Riviera will go lights out
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(63)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Simpsons' renewed: That's two more years of fans saying it used to be better
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(79)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
An old GOP legend tells that if you stand in front of a mirror and say "Benghazi" three times, Hillary Clinton appears and testifies
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
After 45 years of one-party rule in Baltimore, we have discovered who's to blame for the city's sorry state - Spiro Agnew, of course
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Sun May 03, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, the Rolling Stones wrote "Satisfaction" at the future headquarters of Scientology. "When they took over the premises, they are supposed to have had the room, supposedly on the 6th floor, 'cleaned' of the Rolling Stones' influence"
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(33)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
If you wanted to be truly inspired you can buy Ed Wood's old studio, bonus rehearsal spot for The Doors, Hendrix & G n' R
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(11)
 
(Exploding Unicorn)
 
 
 
What's the greatest human achievement of the last 100 years? A) the polio vaccine B) the moon landings C) this coffee table
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(108)
 
(iPolitics)
 
 
 
After 43 uninterrupted years of Conservative governments, the province of Alberta might actually vote in the NDP this week... The leftiest of the left, and a party that OPPOSES all-out pipeline development
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(65)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Ronnie Wood admits that as a teen he would steal guitars from London music shops. Years later he went back to pay for them, apologizing to a succession of shopkeepers. One still calls him 'that big-nosed pr*ck who nicked the jazz bass'"
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(31)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl "swears like a trooper" thanks to Peppa Pig game: "I accused her dad of teaching her to swear but it was only when I tried out the tablet that I found one of the activities says "F*ck you, odd one out'"
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Thu April 30, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Thousands of years ago on Mauritius, something happened that left most of the living things on the island dead in a pool of their own feces. Researchers have uncovered several empty cases of Natty Light, which they believe may be related
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(17)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Convicted murderer sentenced to life in prison ordered to pay $140,000 in restitution. At $1 an hour, 8 hours a day for the next 50 years, I'd say they're cutting it pretty close
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(36)
 
(Yale University)
 
 
 
Yale scientists use nanotechnology to develop new forms of metallic glass, cautioning that they are still several years away from making it strong enough for use in transporting humpback whales
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(34)
 
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Former Baltimore reporter and creator of The Wire goes through 30 years of policing and government to explain why Baltimore has become what it is today
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(144)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Columbia University celebrates 100 years of film studies. Decades of past students have had the opportunity to learn popular culture, explore the arts, offset the D they got in Biology with an easy A
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(36)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Asking your 380,000 employees to do 10-minute daily standups might waste seven person-years per day, but nobody said Agile was easy, especially if you're a company the size of IBM
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(80)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Repeat offender caught stealing from vending machine might be the only man in the world who is banned from using ALL coin-operated machines for five years. That includes an airport, a shopping mall, and an entire tram network
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(31)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Earth is working on creating a brand new continent, say researchers. Check back in 200 million years to see what it looks like
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Roboticists unveil their latest creepily realistic humanoid - and it bears a striking resemblance to Sarah Palin"
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(46)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED: Dragonball resurrected to television after 18 years in the Next Dimension
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(51)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Auto dealership has sold Floyd Mayweather over 100 cars over 18 years, including 16 Rolls-Royces. "The champ pays in cash - sometimes duffel bags full of it"
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(22)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(MIT)
 
 
 
Santa, can I have a dollhouse? No, here's a saw. You'll thank me in 20 years
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(26)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
For the first time in 50 years, the U.S. is lowering the dose of fluoride in water. Which means that the government's hold over you is about to weaken and you have a chance to escape if you go RIGHT NOW NOW NOW
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(65)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gay hotelier publicly apologizes for hosting a fundraiser for Ted Cruz, said he was "shocked and angry" to see Cruz's position on gay rights. Apparently it's tough to get a wi-fi signal beneath that rock he's been living under for the last 3 years
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(125)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The interesting thing about Mulder is nominally he is law enforcement but he never solved one case in nine years. So he's the worst F.B.I. agent of all time"
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(71)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A man who changed his name to Mr X and spent five years trying to dodge a £60 speeding fine through a series of phony stories has been jailed"
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(48)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush hopes recent 30 pound weight loss will win him the presidency. Democrats say no matter how many pounds he loses, he'll never be able to shed his brother's eight years in the White House
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(44)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking at any age adds years to a person's life. Which means the best way to outlive your friends is to just keep smoking until you reach 95, and then quit
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(11)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
According to history, the first human genome mapping took 13 years. Now, watch out, here comes Wash U. We'll do it for you in three days
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico bank warns of imminent government shutdown due to a shortage of cash. Which is a poor excuse since being out of money for the past 50 years hasn't stopped the U.S. government
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia begins jailing people for twerking: "Debauched action is punishable by a range of sanctions from community service to three years behind bars"
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(124)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
It's been 20 years since the anime Ninja Scroll came to the U.S and showed us demon fighting done right. Let's take a moment to remember it by enjoying this "splitting headache." (Not safe for work)
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(35)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swimmers make the best lovers, and subby wants you to know he was second in State in the breaststroke 40 years ago
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(8)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Remembering Gallipoli 100 years later. Where the British and Ottoman Empires died, Australia and New Zealand grew up, and Turkey and Ireland were born
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(76)
 
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Thirsty years ago this week, Coca-Cola decided to fix what no one knew was broken
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(32)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Although his girlfriend's mom chased him with a machete, he bravely married his girlfriend soon after. They are still happily married after 72 years
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(20)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
ANZAC to Afghanistan: 100 years of untold stories
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(23)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Former banana importer sentenced to 12 years for fatal sex party"
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's public advisories in the U.S.: Scattered thunderstorms, maybe some flooding. In Australia: "The prehistoric killer appears to have developed an interest in human flesh"
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After 15 years, NASDAQ is all set to crash again
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(21)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
President Obama says there is less violence in the world today than there was 40 years ago. Apparently he's never tuned in to AM talk radio
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(136)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After five years, the newest and rarest shark species found off the U.S. coast is finally identified. Researchers describe it as "Jaws meets a kangaroo, with maybe a touch of cute kitten"
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(16)
 
(The Tab (UK))
 
 
 
"Over the last few years, a new niche has emerged in the world of hipster cuisine: the themed café. They're everywhere, and they're really lame"
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
During his six years in office, President Obama has been to Saudi Arabia more times than he has to Canada: "Unfortunately, of modern presidents, Barack Obama appears to have the least appreciation of the strategic importance of Canada to the U.S"
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(104)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Remember those kids who bullied the bus monitor a few years back? They've moved on from making old ladies cry to making special needs kids drink pee
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So that's why aunt Mabel talks our ears off when she gets back from the bingo hall
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(31)
 
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
The state shouldn't punish people who discriminate based on deeply held beliefs. Says the Governor who wouldn't have been allowed to eat at a Woolworth's lunch counter forty years ago based on people's deeply held beliefs
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(209)
 
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
"A group of researchers in Mexico have been working for four years to come up with the best way of making straight rats gay with mind-altering chemicals"
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(26)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Five years after the BP oil spill, we've all moved on. Well, all of us except for the pelicans
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(33)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder who was Amazon's first ever customer 20 years ago, and what did he buy?
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(69)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Man escapes from prison only to discover that he needs the free state-sponsored medical care. 40 years later. Thanks Obama
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(23)
 
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
When DID I marry that President-Guy? 10 years ago? A couple of decades ago? It's been a while. You guys know, don't you?
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(78)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bernie Williams is retiring from baseball....9 years after his last game
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(35)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good: Foreign country helps American mother reunite with missing daughter after father ran off with her years ago. Bad: It was the wrong girl
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(22)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
When Ted Cruz came to Washington 2 1/2 years ago, he pledged to be an "anti-Senator," and that pledge must explain why he rarely does things regular senators do, like go to committee hearings or cast votes on legislation
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(59)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French Olympic swim team swimming in cocaine for years, says former member: "It's not just a little line, it's a complete motorway covered in white powder that they zoom down at top speed"
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(11)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man released after serving 36 years for crime he didn't commit immediately goes to a burger joint, can't understand why McRib not on menu
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(52)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman who shot up a McDonald's over burgers get one to five years to think---Arby's
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(17)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
People in Britain are drinking less. Yeah, we got proof: "The number of violence-related injuries treated in hospital dropped by ten per cent last year and is now at its lowest level for 15 years"
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(25)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Blue Bell's listeria outbreak has been going on for at least five years, which explains their newer flavors like "Leaky Anus Chocolate" and "Milky Bile Vanilla"
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(27)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Paulo Orlando played in the minors for 10 years before finally reaching the bigs this year, and while he only has 7 hits so far as a backup, 5 of those hits have been triples
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(5)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Sony threatens anyone who publishes leaked documents, swears they'll release another Adam Sandler movie if their demands aren't met
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(20)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Morsi sentenced to 20 years for giving the world awful, awful music
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(26)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
After 40 years of efforts, scientists happily report that the humpback whale has successfully humped back their dwindling population
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(36)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Don't you, forget about that original Breakfast Club script that's been in a filing cabinet for 31 years
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(20)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
It's the 6th day of the Hockey Playoffs and as we move to Winnipeg for the first time in 19 years, let's check the weather... SNOW? lol, perfect.. Only three games today: Rags/Pens at 7 PM ET, Blues/Wild at 8 PM ET & Ducks/Jets at 9 PM ET
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(1296)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Archaeologists in Kenya discover the oldest tools in history, dating back 3.3 million years. Warranty for a full replacement under the Sears Craftsman policy still valid
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(24)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In the entire history of the world, there was only one brief moment, lasting about 70 years, where you could put something under lock and key--a chest, a safe, your home--and have complete, unwavering certainty that no intruder could get to it
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(105)
 
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Demonstrating its commitment to swift and sure justice, the Louisiana Board of Ethics imposes a $3,000 fine on a woman who employed her son for eleven months over eight years ago
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(22)
 
(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Seventy years ago, a kid named Albert "Red" Schoendienst filled in for some guy named Stan Musial, who was serving in the U.S. Navy at the time. Red's been in MLB ever since
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(4)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Baseball Reference)
 
 
 
Well, after two weeks of the MLB season, let's check how the new game-length rules are working: average game length is 3 hours, as opposed to last years' 3:08. Bonus: Without Yankees/Red Sox it's 2:58
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(33)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago Timothy McVeigh's anti-government rhetoric was considered radical and paranoid. Today it's a mainstream belief of the Republican Party
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(204)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Soldier stationed in Afghanistan returns home, surprises parents before hockey game. Lots of tears on ice
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(22)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An American who suffered third-degree burns to 70 per cent of his body in a childhood accident has faced his fears by becoming a firefighter" (pics)
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(77)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Judge hears lawsuit filed by deaf inmate. Well, at least someone can
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(19)
 
(Fruitnet)
 
 
 
Fruit industry in uproar over whether it's hygienic for workers to pee on the crops: "Urine is virtually sterile when it leaves the human body, it does not carry any bacteria and has been used by growers for years as it is very high in nitrogen"
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(53)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
As America remembers the events at Ford's Theater 150 years ago tonight, many are wondering how things might have been different had President Lincoln been able to see how that damn play ended
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(16)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Washington DC celebrates Emancipation Day. It was actually 153 years ago, but better late than never
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(5)
 
(The Takeaway)
 
Audio
 
Thirty years ago, Tommy Tutone (the band) played its last show. A couple months ago, they reunited in New York. Here's an interview with them talking about how they thought they'd made it...and how wrong they were
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(66)
 
(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
Bears guard and facial hair aficionado Matt Slauson ranks the NFL's top 10 beards. "Respect the great length and commitment. Also dynamic color change around the chin is pleasant"
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(18)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The most wide open NBA playoffs in years is finally set, aka "Whoever Makes it Through the West vs. LeBron and the Cavs"
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Obama pilot concludes TWA Flight 800 was shot down. "This investigation smelled like bull all those years back, and time has done nothing to soften that stench. I don't believe the findings, and neither do hundreds of other pilots that I know"
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(210)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police consider manslaughter charges for man who shook four week old baby. Fark: Who died 20 years later
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(48)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
After 28 years, Pepsi replaces Coca-Cola as main food and drink sponsor for the NBA. Company will promote Mountain Dew, Doritos and Ruffles. Otherwise known to Memphis Grizzlies fans as breakfast
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(27)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Clearly, the best thing to do for your city manager of three years who got your city out of bankruptcy and sparked a massive financial turnaround is to fire him
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(66)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
According to latest studies, one in six NFL players go broke within 12 years of leaving the sport
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(107)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, were your charges all dismissed, with a little bit of dough
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(20)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'Our American Cousin' stages comeback 150 years after Lincoln's assassination. Critics suggest you reserve a booth and give it a shot
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(43)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In today's breathless Hillary news, Madame Clinton went to a Chipotle in Ohio...AND NO ONE NOTICED. Yes, folks, this is what we have to look forward to for the next two years
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(67)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blackwater contractors sentenced to 30 years in prison for Iraqi massacre
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You gotta break a lotta eggs to get three years in the coop
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(9)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Does the first season of LOST still hold up after all these years? Let's find out, with the whole season reviewed and every episode ranked. Now excuse me while I board this plane. For some reason I feel the need to take a trip
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(102)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
NRA President Wayne LaPierre actually goes there: "Eight years of one demographically symbolic President Is enough"
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(317)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow to live on $29 food stamps for week, will sustain herself on smug and tears of the commoners
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(157)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What happens when xenophobia meets MadLibs? "Idaho lawmakers kill bill to track child support deadbeats over fears of Sharia law"
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
61 years ago today, Bill Haley records "Rock Around The Clock," teenagers to see many happy days ahead (bonus: intro by 31-year-old Dick Clark)
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(16)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Talk about paying it forward: Man loses wallet 14 years ago, gets it returned with more money than he had in it
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(27)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
170,000 years ago, an individual wandered into a cave, fell into a well, and never came back up. Now, scientists have their hands on the oldest Neanderthal DNA in existence
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(48)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: Ringo Starr says he was mad 'for 20 years' after The Beatles broke up. Good?: He can't remember whole years due to a drinking problem
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(43)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Randy Cramer (aka Captain Kaye USMC), claims to have spent 17 years on Mars in a highly classified space program protecting five civilian colonies from Martians. According to him, head transplants are not uncommon as a result of battles with aliens"
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The typical home now remains in the same hands for 23 years - three times as long as in the 1980s, according to an analysis of transaction data carried out by specialist mortgage lenders. Fark: because no one can afford to move
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(62)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
An interview with Kate Mulgrew, whose career in Hollywood has seen her play Mrs. Columbo, a woman who got lost while driving for seven years, and a kitchen employee on a prison that isn't afraid to shank a biatch
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(77)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walgreens to close 200 stores, or approximately .0000002% of their total locations. If you didn't crack your forehead on a Walgreens storefront while reading this, you live under a lava field, or 50 light years away from any known habitable planet
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(40)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago: 'We're gonna build the St. Louis Arch because why shouldn't we?' Now: 'We can't clean the St. Louis Arch because it's too expensive'
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(126)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Americans' view of the economy hits an eight year high. Mostly because we are eight years away from 2007 when the economy was at an all-time low
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(22)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Fourth skydiving death in two years at Skydive DeLand suggests that DeLand may not be the only problem
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(93)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Mecham, You were my favorite high school teacher when I graduated 38 years ago. Please accept this thank you note. And a $10,000 check
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
24 years after his arrest, Pee Wee Herman on set of new movie looks exactly like... Pee Wee Herman. Don't tell me, I don't actually want to know, but whatever he uses for wrinkle cream is sure working
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(56)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Two years ago, Portage police recommended that motorists concerned about their safety while being pulled over should acknowledge the officer by waving at them and then drive to a public location before stopping. Today, woman arrested for evading arrest
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(161)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama administration needs the help of a physicist to sell the Iran deal to Congress. Yes, yes, someone should tell them that Congress stopped believing in science about 6 years ago
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China will document tourists behaving badly in which the incident will be kept on file for two years. "China's image has already been tarnished"
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(55)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
10 years and 1 billion dollars later, Seattle conquers homelessness. Just kidding, it's worse than ever
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(291)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The Iron Man suit charted across 50 years in one illustration - it's almost aged as well as Downey Jr
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(40)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
12 years ago today, a desperate cry for help was sent down from Donald Rumsfeld's office and promptly ignored
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(82)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
For first time in 16 years, FBI to require agents to pass a fitness test. In other words, no FBI if their BMI is too high
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(31)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
NASA chief scientist: We're not saying it's aliens now, but in 20 years it's aliens
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(50)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you're the sort of person who is sexually aroused by the idea that you can convey sexual pleasure to your inanimate car via caressing the gearshift as though it were a human penis, there is no better time to be alive
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(40)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Those adopt-a-highway volunteers might be slacking off if it takes several years to notice a body by the side of the road
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(27)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Here are ten geological forms we still don't understand - even after years of studying them
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(27)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
College basketball is so horrid and unwatchable that its ratings were the highest in 18 years
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NCIS report on Bowe Bergdahl raises new questions. Like how long is CBS going to drag this show out? 12 seasons? Christ, that goth chick is like 50 years old
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(129)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
First wild buffalo in 200 years born in Illinois. Just in time for the bisontennial
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(31)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
Apple can't sell its new watch in Switzerland because some Swiss guy registered the trademark 'Apple watch' and 'Apple jewelry' 30 years ago
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(67)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Judge shows douchebag that revenge pr0n is a site best served with 18 years of cold, hard time
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(365)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
George RR Martin is pitching a new show to HBO. He's expected to write the pilot in the next ten to fifteen years
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Clash over $1.4 billion telescope at sacred Hawaiian site intensifies. With "artist rendering" of said 'scope that looks like it was Photoshopped by subby's nearsighted 12-year-old cousin
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(123)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Woman completes 1500m swim and breaks another world record to add to the 24 other swimming records she already holds. Oh, by the way, did I mention that she's 100 years old
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(8)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Eight thousand years ago white people began to appear on earth, proving Adam and Eve were, in fact, Caucasian
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(44)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Check out what happened to California's snowpack in just five years
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(73)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After 20 years of non-stop running to the toilet, a man has discovered the number #1 source of his discomfort
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(57)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
The first iPad was made available in stores five years ago today, thus revolutionizing the way we view porn
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(74)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
NY 2015 budget gives $24,000 to ACORN, which hasn't existed for five years. Legislators vow to take the remaining $15,000 and return $113.85 to taxpayers
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(24)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
After two years of collecting $8.8 million yearly salary, RadioShack CEO assesses new merger and sprints out the door
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(36)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
News: sink hole appears on Dublin street. Fark: caused by disused nineteenth century, underground tunnel, from government buildings to brothel
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(48)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
FACT: Google has turned us into insufferable know-it-alls. FACT: Google makes you think you're smarter than you actually are. FACT: Bears eat beets
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(151)
 
(TeamRock)
 
 
 
INXS guitarist loses finger in boating accident, raising fears the band will never record or tour again
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(46)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Judge: "I know you spent nearly seven years of your time and millions of dollars in investors' money salvaging a ship, but with a fraud investigation ongoing you lose the rights to trying to salvage it"
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(25)
 
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
Good news: drunk driving deaths are down for 7th straight years. Call and text your friends about how safe the roads are
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(18)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Michelle Rodriguez slams Hollywood for sexism. In related news, this weekend you can see her in Furious 7 where she plays "woman who wears tight clothing"
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(59)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
A GOP pollster who gets the gay issue for those under 30 years old that are Republican
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(84)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
"The Maple Leafs have managed to produce a team that is not just bad, but appears to not give a damn. It's almost rubbing it in people's faces, the lack of effort. And they are the least likable group of professional athletes I have ever been around"
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(60)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Disarm NYPD movement seeks to create "no cop zones" throughout the city. Didn't John Carpenter do a movie about this 30 something years ago?
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(109)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Most" Young Republicans favor birth control, 18 to 34 years after it might have made a difference
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(111)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Look, if the Internet wants Sherlock to be gay, you can't just let 100 years of character development get in the way of that
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(115)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are 100 years of various fitness fads in 100 seconds, or about the duration of your last workout
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(18)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Investigators find that the co-pilot who deliberately crashed an airliner in the Alps had previously undergone treatment for suicidal tendencies, but it was years ago, so it didn't raise any black flags and he was considered a minor threat
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(227)
 
(The Peninsula (Qatar))
 
 
 
Miami Beach celebrates its 100th birthday. Which still makes it four years younger than the average Miami Beach resident
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(20)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods drops out of top 100 for first time in 18 years, said to be crying hot tears of shame while lying on a pile of money and Denny's waitresses
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(36)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 51 years, world's longest-running musical to close. It was a Fantastick off-Broadway run
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(16)
 
(Coed)
 
 
 
Venezuelan model wears waist-shrinking device 23 hours a day. Of corset hurts
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(53)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Read all about the U.S.'s least-visited national park (19 visitors last year). And then enthusiastically agree that it'd make an awesome place for a Fark party, provided you don't mind aggressive man-eating bears
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(47)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Burma planned capital city is now 10 years old, with 20-lane highways, golf courses, fast WiFi, reliable electricity, and no citizens - "an eerie picture of post-apocalypse suburban America; like a David Lynch film on location in North Korea"
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After 13 years, CNBC puts Suze Orman on mute
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(31)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is taking math lessons. I'll let you guys finish this one
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(77)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Birther who has stated for years that if an American mom and a foreign dad has a kid in another country that person can't become president courageously raves over just such a person announcing a White House run
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(102)
 
(Some Font Guy)
 
 
 
The debate has been raging for years over which is the worst font of all time: Comic Sans or Papyrus. Enter a new challenger, sure to strike fear and loathing into both camps: Comic Papyrus
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(74)
 
(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Only two years after its 50th anniversary, Doctor Who is celebrating its 10th anniversary
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(57)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(LAist)
 
 
 
Three years a tandoori restaurant slave
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(56)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
"The bottom line: Whatever happens in 2015, the Cubs are positioned to keep improving, meaning this will likely be the worst Cubs team of the next six years"
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(15)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Who wears short shorts? Well men do. Also if you do men, don't go near author Fran Lebowitz, she'll rip your friggin' head off
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(94)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After 10 years in MLB, Prince Fielder gets the first bunt single of his career. Pretty shifty hitting
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(25)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerburg is the new William Randolph Hearst. I can't wait to get lied into a war against Twitter and Buzzfeed. REMEMBER THE LAYOUT
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(51)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox sues record company for daring to call itself "Empire" five years before they thought of their shiatty show
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(54)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Brazil finally admits that next years Olympics are going to be a giant shiatshow
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(125)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Greenfield Recorder)
 
 
 
Easter egg hunt cancelled over fears that people would transmit bird flu to birds, who presumably call it human flu
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not even three years old yet and she can probably give you an arrow to the knee at 50 yards
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(21)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Losing is never fun, but the Leafs ownership has a rare situation in which the team could lose every game for the next 10 years and still find a way to sell out the building"
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(28)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Smuckers, the yellow mutt, dug up a Purple Heart medal in his family's backyard. Ten years later, it's returned to the family of the veteran who earned it
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(27)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Face of Jesus appears in South American landslide. Local land owners immediately start charging people to see it, just like Jesus would have wanted (w/pics)
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(54)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chocolate bunny sculpture with diamonds for eyes goes on sale for £33,000 and it contains 548,000 calories. OK but what about the ears?
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(34)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Toronto still setting NHL records that will never be broken: the Leafs are so bad that for the first time in more than 40 years, Hockey Night In Canada did not show their Saturday game
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(42)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
U.S. military families: Could you do something about the radioactive radon gas way above EPA limits in the homes you assigned us? Military: Maybe in a few years, or not
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(80)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
This rare ugly-ass mammal has been photographed for the first time in 20 years
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(60)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman, tired of her neighbor's dog defecating in her yard, gets into a heated argument that ends when she smears dog feces all over the neighbor. Seems reasonable
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(173)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
North Haverbrook and Ogdenville in heated eBay battle over the Walt Disney World monorail, which was originally purchased by Lanley enterprises five years ago
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(23)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
"Science has found that kids whose ears stick out are cuter"
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(37)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
The first update to the nation's rules on toxic chemicals in 39 years and... [spoiler alert] and it was drafted by chemical industry lobbyists
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(47)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"I'm not a bad person. I haven't put a hit out on anyone for seven years"
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(20)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox host finally says out loud what they've been pushing for years: "Only certain people should vote" which is hilarious because the person that said it has only been allowed to vote since 1920
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(135)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Remember, looking at the eclipse is dangerous because polar bears
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(57)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
1792 penny, one of the first pieces of U.S. currency ever minted, to bring $2 million. Which shows that Ben Franklin was right that "a penny saved is a penny earned" ... at least after 223 years
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(21)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After 13 years, the 1,640th victim of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attack on the World Trade Center is identified. Finally family gets a small amount of closure
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(54)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Little boy breaks into tears upon meeting his heroes. Fark: Garbage men
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(93)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh, March 2010: "If [Obamacare] passes and it's five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented, I am leaving the country. I'll go to Costa Rica"
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(132)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Pretty Woman" stars reunite after 25 years. Fun fact - Leading roles were originally offered to Molly Ringwald, Meg Ryan, Daryl Hannah ... and Sylvester Stallone
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(31)
 
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
50 years ago, Alexey Leonov performed the first spacewalk. Now see it in 3D
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(5)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it appears that the people behind an online marketplace specializing in illegal drugs and identity theft have absconded with all the bitcoins
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(29)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
One weird trick to get 100 years of free heat
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(37)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Nine years ago, Crichton, Alabama spotted a lepre-crackhead
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(24)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Flying cars 'could be on sale in two years.' FINALLY
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(24)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Paper Millennium Falcon took four years to make, but she's got it where it counts with lights and can still make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 11 years, Adidas breaks up with the NBA, takes its uniforms and goes home
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mayor Muriel Bowser hates the homeless... ness problem that plagues DC, wants to end it in 5 years
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man gets 15 years for trading 3 shots for a beer
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(14)
 
(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Man sentenced to two years in jail after posting an online advertisement for his bar showing Buddha wearing headphones
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(41)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Twenty years after the release of 'Jagged Little Pill,' Alanis Morissette gets inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame
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(105)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"In all my 21 years at this newspaper, we've never had a porn film shot in the town centre in broad daylight"
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(41)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Hot sex-ed teacher gets 2.5 years for tutoring student. No word on whether he got an A
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(192)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Tool finally settle legal issues, get to work on their first album in 9 years. Finally tag, anyone?
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(81)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(70)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
A look at what Todd McFarlane's "Spawn" means to the future of Image Comics. In other news, Spawn is still going strong after twenty-three years
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(49)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if you stuck your head in a particle accelerator? Hint: No superpowers resulted, unless the ability to survive your brain slowly burning away over a period of years is a superpower
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, on March 15, 1985, a small computer company in Massachusetts registered the very first ".com" domain. Fourteen years later, there was Zombo
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge gives man who fatally punched a soccer referee 8-15 years, after the widow holds up a red card
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(93)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Citizen Kane plays at Hearst Castle's private theater. Each showing reportedly comes with a complimentary sled
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope Francis is starting to understand what Benedict XVI was going through; says he might only have a few years left
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(44)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Researcher posts pics of strange hand print on his vehicle, claims it's from a Yowie: "The images show a palm and fingers printed on the dusty window. At the end of each of the fingers there are also what appears to be five long claws" (w/pics)
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(41)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Police shoot your dog for barking on his own property? All good. Stab a police dog in self defense in your own home? 44 years for you
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(219)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan's longest-serving passenger train goes into the twilight after 25 years of service, 1.16 million passengers served, and 470 circumnavigations of Earth
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(35)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nikkei Average finishes above 19,000 for the first time in 15 years, as profits are made in Japan
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(3)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Offshore oil rig workers found to be heavier, taller and wider than 30 years ago, proving it's not just athletes who seem to be evolving really, really quickly these days
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(8)
 
(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Fifty years of the Wilhelm Scream. Hollywood's most over-used but awesome sound effect
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(121)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An army officer whose role was to advocate for victims of sexual abuse has been dishonorably discharged and sentenced to two years in prison for organizing a prostitution ring at an army base"
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(108)
 
(Truthout)
 
 
 
Being a musician now is pretty much the same as it was 150 years ago. Except for the hookers and blow. There was way more of that back then
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin has gone missing, just like most of his opponents over the years
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(135)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Is a photo of a baby cradled in the American flag unpatriotic? It's too early to tell, since the crying bald eagle hasn't yet revealed what his tears mean
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(145)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon man serves 2.5 years in jail for the crime of being a witness to a crime
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(86)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Large priceless collection of gold and silver coins dating as far back as 2500 years is found in: A) Greece, B) Rome, or C) Buffalo
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama plans to make it easier to repay your student loans. Critics doubt it will be easier than the current method of just sending in half your paycheck for the next 30 years
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(120)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
On the first day after prison release, man robs same store, same clerk from 14 years earlier. Jail readies the same cell
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(71)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Joe Biden, "In thirty-six years in the United States Senate, I cannot recall another instance in which Senators wrote directly to advise another country, much less a longtime foreign adversary." Yeah, about that
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(223)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
From Ric Romero's Chicago sports desk: the Bears found shopping Jay Cutler in a trade to be 'tough'
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(40)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
A man finally got a bike removed from a lamppost after three years of it making him angry. Someone immediately replaced it with a rusty lawnmower, patch of fake grass and daisies
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(65)
 
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Britain's worst learner driver has been blackballed by almost every driving school in the country: "Driving doesn't come naturally to me. I've had the same problem for the last 14 years"
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(95)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tim Burton to direct live action Dumbo movie. Unfortunately, I don't think Johnny Depp's ears are big enough for the starring role
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"California nearly guaranteed to get major earthquake in next 30 years." This is not a repeat from 1985... or 1975... or 1965
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(44)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favor. Collect ten years probation
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(69)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how many years you have to be dead before it's okay to dig you up again?
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(62)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
You're 21-years-old. You're a minor league baseball player with the Cincinnati Reds. Don't screw it all up by getting drunk, walking out on your bar tab, and then throwing a rock at your girlfriend
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(32)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
You know those people who refuse to walk over those big metal plates and grates in sidewalks? This has the potential to set their therapy back years. "Depths of Hellevator. Going... down?"
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(57)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Printing food will be a thing in 20 years time according to Will.i.am
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(62)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently the going rate for spending 22 years in prison for a crime you didn't commit and catching HIV in the process is only around $9 million
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(91)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Oher will now be protecting the blind side of Cam Newton for two years
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(11)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Applebee's unveils revamped appetizer menu, which appears to have been artfully copied from Guy Fieri collection and slathered with sriracha
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(37)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It was forty years ago today that one of the best Doctor Who episodes ever first aired: Genesis of the Daleks
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Heavyweight fighter Joe Bugner, the only man in history to go the distance with both Ali and Frazier, reveals what it was like to punch Muhammad Ali in the face 40 years ago
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
District attorney to prisoner: We've taken another look at the DNA evidence in the case that put you in jail 35 years ago and you're now free to leave. Sorry about that
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Sat March 07, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How drones and Google Earth are helping archaeologists uncover lost civilizations, "In the end it was two hours of work to find something that I've spent years trying to find"
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(14)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
High school is a great place to meet new people and make life-long friends, especially true when one of those friends turns out to be your older sister who was kidnapped from the maternity ward upon her birth 17 years ago
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(32)
 
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
For $50,000, you could have had Jimi Hendrix, Blood, Sweat and Tears, Joan Baez and CCR play your little festival in 1969
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Fri March 06, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Nick Hornby has written a new essay detailing where the characters in High Fidelity would be, twenty years after the conclusion of the novel
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Authorities will not bring murder charges against a 15-year-old girl who shot her brother to death apparently after being physically and sexually abused by her family for years, apparently figuring she was owed at least one killin'
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(108)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
It has been 70 years since the death of Anne Frank, and here is her life....in pictures
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans now have a record $248 billion invested in 529 college savings accounts, which is enough to cover four years of tuition for tens of students
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese woman, the world's oldest person, turns 117. Which means if she lived in the U.S. she would be just a few years shy of being able to think about retirement
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Bush economy finally bears fruit
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(83)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Even the bears in Russia are alcoholic. Two bears from Sochi to enter rehab
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
High school chemistry teacher who tried to join ISIS jailed for six years. Shoulda stuck to making meth
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(50)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
"A 2.8 million-year-old jaw bone and five teeth found on a rocky slope in the Afar region of Ethiopia, are the oldest known human fossils, beating the previous discovery by 400,000 years"
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
SimCity developer Maxis is shut down after nearly 30 years by Electronic Arts
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India bans documentary of rapist's confessions over fears of public disorder, suggests producers of the video should just lie back and think of India
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(134)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
It appears it is actually the Donner party that holds the majority in the House
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(82)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Marilyn Manson will look like in 30 years, today is your unlucky day
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(28)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Obama: "Hasn't Bibi been giving this same speech for 25 years? Talk to me when he's come up with something new"
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Tue March 03, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
One hundred years ago today the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics was formed. You may know them better by the modern name, NASA
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(24)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
What one guy learned after crashing Ivy League classes for four years
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CBS sentences Judge Judy to five more years
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson predicted the correct mass of the Higgs Boson 14 years before CERN
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASCAR's upcoming Kansas race to be called the 'Spongebob Squarepants 400'. Fans say they haven't heard of such a race since Richard Petty beat David Pearson to the line in the Groovy Ghoulies 500
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(39)
 
(QNotes)
 
 
 
Charlotte, NC city council fails to pass LGBT-inclusive ordinances over fears that child molesters will sexually abuse children, but are unwilling to go into the ladies room without permission to do so
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Sound of Music turns 50 years old. So, it's time to look back at the secret sex you missed the first time around
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Mon March 02, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Congressman uses taxpayer money for a private plane flight to go to a Bears game. SCHOCKING
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you 16 or 17 years old and live in Brattleboro, Vermont? You might be able to vote in local elections real soon
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Sun March 01, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Last month officially the coldest in Canada in 115 years: "The February 2015 temperature anomaly over eastern Ontario and south-western Québec was never observed since 1900, making it a 115-year return period event"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Here's an easy Cut & Paste headline for the next 5-9 years if he wins: Media outlets reluctantly retract poorly researched story about Scott Walker
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man celebrates his 108th birthday with his 104 year old wife of 82 years, oatmeal, fruit, tea and a nap. Still doesn't look a day over 103
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