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500 headlines found matching 'ears'
Sun December 04, 2016
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After a dozen years of negotiation the Astros finally re-sign Beltran
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China promises be free of poverty and homelessness within 5 years. Whether that means helping the poor get better paying jobs, or just killing them, remains to be seen
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 60 years, nuclear fusion is still ten years away
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Yes, Obamacare is the reason medical spending has risen faster in the past two years than ever before. But that's good news, as it's due to a record number of people who can now actually afford to get medical attention
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Here's an aerial time lapse showing how much Area 51 has grown over the years, even though nothing remotely interesting ever happens there whatsoever
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oxford University sued for £1 million by student who didn't get an 'A.' Sixteen years ago: "Faiz Siddiqui claims he would have had a successful career as an international commercial lawyer if he'd achieved a higher grade in Modern History in 1999"
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It's been 21 years since The Far Side finished its 15 year run of comic page dominance and yet we are still learning new facts about the second greatest comic strip of all time
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sunlight may reduce the risk of nearsightedness. In other words, someone spent a lot of money to find out that it's harder to see in the dark
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Researchers analysing several centuries of literature have spotted a strange trend in our language patterns: the words we use tend to fall in and out of favour in a cycle that lasts around 14 years"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vikings ask Trump how he'd handle the Bears
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
In light of controversial missed penalty call in Thursday night's Dallas-Minnesota game, Cowboys legend Drew Pearson would like to remind you he has experience with missed penalty calls in Dallas-Minnesota games
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(Sucks)
 
 
 
Vincent Price named new president of Duke University, will serve for the funk of forty thousand years
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
1000-year-old Viking toolbox found. Sears Craftsman warranty still valid
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Russia fears that its banking system is under threat by global hackers who could exploit code in the country's 286- and XT-based financial network
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
12 years ago this week, Ken Jennings' 74-game Jeopardy winning streak ends, sending him home with a disappointing $2.5 million
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but scientists have discovered a distant star where matter spontaneously appears and disappears around it
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Fifteen years ago today, Enron files for bankruptcy. Holders of 5,600 jobs and $2.1 billion in pension plans get the shaft
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Thu December 01, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Sixers-Kings game postponed because of floor condensation, not from the tears of these two team's fanbases
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Guy who created 7000 false identities and performed $200 million in credit card fraud sentenced to.... two years?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you lost an elephant around 10,000 years ago, Los Angeles Metro would like a word with you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The owner of the world's oldest cat fears he may have relinquished his title
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(Ian Welsh)
 
 
 
Don't underestimate Steve Bannon. Why? "The globalists gutted the American working class and created a middle class in Asia. The issue now is about Americans looking to not get farked over. If we deliver... we'll govern for 50 years"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump team and the GOP congressional leadership are bound and determined to repeal Obamacare in early 2017 as promised-but then to delay the "effective date of the repeal for 3-4 years so someone ELSE can deal with the consequences
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"When the psilocybin's hallucinatory effects wore off two years of intense anxiety were simply gone." Cool tag because there's not an awesome tag
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Texas man jailed for using Twitter to harass others. That kind of behavior could get him sentenced to four years as President of the United States
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists baffled by world's best preserved mummy which is still soft to the touch even after 2,100 years (Not for the squeamish)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LA rewards the Rams with lower TV ratings than all their years in St. Louis
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kanye's condition on Tuesday: Exhaustion, sleep deprivation, paranoia, & fears for his safety. Kanye's condition on Wednesday: Yeah...he's well enough to go home
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Eight years ago, I had an affair with a coworker that killed my marriage. My kids don't know that caused the divorce. I have reconnected with my mistress; I fear if my wife learns I want to marry her she'll be outraged. What do I do?"
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Wed November 30, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
How we went from, "Truthiness" to full on Mad Max "Post Truth" in just a few years
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Judge penalizes Darren Sharper 20 years for unsportsmanlike conduct
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Bud Light goes 'Willy Wonka', find a Golden Can and win Superbowl tickets for 51 years. Bonus: you don't actually have to drink it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's overseas holdings are sparking security fears in several countries who will have to pay for protection
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Tue November 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Giant Swedish Christmas goat set on fire for the 35th time in 50 years
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thanks to Google, you can now see how humans have changed the Earth over the last 32 years in almost any location
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
In 116 years, only 29 people in history have ever bowled back-to-back-to-back 300 games. Until last week
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lion's Gate's Houdini biopic mysteriously reappears
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like Kentucky is about to get all new bridges and every single road paved in the next four years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US housing prices surpass pre-recession peak. Reaching bubble level pricing again in less than 10 years definitely means this time it isn't a bubble
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is not particularly fond of people, in general, so it's gonna be a tough four years for anyone who Sessions hates. I'm sorry, did you say constitution? How is that relevant to this story?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If there was anything that changed Britney Spears for the better, it is being a mother
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Killing bears in NJ reduces the chances of bear attacks. Don't worry, a lot of research went into this conclusion
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The first-ever NASCAR race was held 121 years ago in Chicago. "The winner drove 52.4 miles in 10 hours and 23 minutes. To put that number into perspective, Lewis Hamilton travelled a total of 161.9 miles in less than two hours at the Monaco GP"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After 40 years, Phil Collins finally admits "I was pretty irritating"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
On Twitter, which is apparently where all official policy statements will be made for the next 4 years, Trump says he will end the U.S.-Cuba deal unless Cuba makes a "better" one... like, say, giving Trump Inc. development rights to prime Havana real estate
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
See you in hell, Gummi Bears
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"We burnt down the establishment," Baba Yaga says about Trump's victory, gleefully reveling in the tears of anguish from immigrants and women, approving of fake news and slamming media bias for her new ascendant supremacist president
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pop companies and other members of "Big Sugar" have been fighting against science for years, and new evidence shows a pro-sugar dentist published findings that claimed sugar was not harmful to teeth
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Three million years ago, the first farmers began carefully sowing seeds, fertilizing them, and waiting for them to grow into plants
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kate Bush discusses why she didn't tour for thirty-five years
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Outspoken right wing politician who made racist, hateful, bigoted comments fears "violent attacks" from the left or those he has derided. No, not Donald Trump; Nigel Farage
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Polly the anxious goat is only calm when she wears her duck costume
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ever driven the FDR in New York City? Well, you're driving on top of rubble from a World War II attack more than 75 years ago
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The best maps are the ones that depict UFO sightings in America, Europe on the cusp of World War I, and the bears of Finland
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Science says you never need to read another book in your life because they all follow six basic plots. Been ahead of you for 23 years there, poindexters
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British workers face the prospect of no raises for 10 years. Thanks, Brexit
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British council seeks help in naming their new snowplow: "We've had suggestions such as Spready Mercury and Gritney Spears and if you think you can top that there's still time to enter"
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(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
Quantum computers could crush today's top encryption schemes, your unbreakable C00LD00d#1 password, in 15 years
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Three sloth bears discover the fun of playing with a pink balloon
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
In 2012, filming began on a 10 Things I Hate About You follow-up, 10 Things I Hate About Life. Four years later, there's a trailer, footage in the can, but no movie. What happened?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hello sailor, I am Peggy, what appears to be the problem please?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
November 24, 1991: The world was shocked as it learned Freddie Mercury died. Twenty-five years and his loss still hits home to billions of people. Here's Freddie and Queen performing a live rendition of The Show Must Go On
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Wed November 23, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One-armed cosplayer wants you to pay attention to her cool costumes for Catwoman, Deadpool and The Winter Soldier. "I get pretty excited when I come across a character who either loses an arm or wears a bionic hand"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Obama's approval rating just hit its highest level in 7 years for some reason
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Global warming is altering the Arctic food chain. So are we at the end of it eating polar bears now?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Actor Cary Elwes, now and forever The Dread Pirate Roberts, wins the whole damn internet by coining THE best nickname for our president-elect: Prince Trumperdink, and it appears the warthog-faced buffoon is NOT happy about it
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
When you have been on television for over 50 years, no matter how much of a professional you are, you are bound to rack up some bloopers
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ryanair CEO says flights may be free in ten years
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Madonna's son Rocco arrested for possession of marijuana. He plans to go to his obese cow and neurotic turtle friends to help him fight these charges
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
First a polar bear petted a dog. Then the polar bear did what polar bears do -- ate the dog (now with EVEN MORE SCIENCE)
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Tue November 22, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Joe Buck hears your criticism and it makes him sad. No flags. Joe Buck probably wouldn't be around if Al Gore's internet initiative had happened earlier. No flags. Joe Buck would like to express a heartfelt thank you to Al Gore
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Brietbart cries delicious tears over Trump's broken promise to prosecute Hillary
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not to alarm you, but that 6.9 magnitude earthquake that occured in Japan on Tuesday was actually an aftershock from the 9.1 magnitude earthquake that happened 5 years ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Much like the anti-Trump protesters a number of Hamilton stars haven't voted in years
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Feeling left out after Nazism, racism and mumps make a comeback, whooping cough clears its throat and joins the party. Polio now on deck
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
R.E.M. reflect on their groundbreaking "Out of Time" LP released 25 years ago
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola is giving its polar bear mascots some holiday love for the first time in three years
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
36 years ago today, 350 million people find out who shot J.R.
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Let's go have Taco Bell and then figure out those three shells - It's been 20 years since we put John Spartan on ice
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Yo Adrian, 40 years ago today, a boxing movie about an underdog fighter made the 72 steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art world famous
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Toys R Us pulls Tonka Ride On Dump Truck after it appears to be made by Samsung
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Sat November 19, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers has been in near-total isolation from his friends and family for two years
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It appears the Brexit doors are stuck
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
After 17 years, Metallica's entire catalog is available on Napster. You posted this with a better headline on your Myspace page
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New fitness fad has people getting into shape by crawling. Which is nothing new, the Irish have been doing it for years
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Gullible Viewer: Polar bear is petting a dog, how cute. Wildlife Conservation Officer: Actually, the bear is playing with its food. The dog's owner chained the dog up and baited the bears to make this 'cute' video
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The F-35 is years behind schedule, vastly over budget, and has failed several important tests with many more yet to be performed. Fark it, let's just declare it operational
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(AOL)
 
 
 
World's heaviest man (1,100 pounds) leaves his bed for the first time in 6 years
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Mike Trout named the 2016 American League Most Valuable Player. He's the first Angel to win the award since... himself, two years ago
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
National intelligence director has submitted his resignation, since he would have nothing to do for at least the next four years
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
That time Karl Urban reduced Leonard Nimoy to tears
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Over the last four years, Kris Bryant has won College Player of the Year, MiLB Player of the Year, NL Rookie of the Year, and NL Most Valuable Player
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Dateline covered his plight. The Montana state legislature granted the governor clemency power to release him from prison. Now learn how a man fought for 20 years to be released from prison, and why he is now going back
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Thirty-eight years ago today, the Wookiee holiday of Life Day was celebrated for the first time. Relive the magic of the Star Wars Holiday Special by watching... the entire thing? Craaaaap
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump to British PM: "If you travel to the US you should let me know." Four more years of this, folks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The voices Trump hears wherever he goes. I hear they have medication for that now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists are now monitoring bears in Alaska by collecting their saliva. Field equipment consists of a Q-tip and a pair of track shoes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a man in my 20s and roughly three years ago I developed a medical condition that left me asexual I met and fell in love with an asexual woman. I just learned I can be cured and can have sex again. Should I take the cure?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Keith Ellison is the leading contender for DNC Cha-A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Worried about birth control? Try an IUD: It will last longer than a Trump Presidency. Submitter's Warning: If you experience a Trump Presidency lasting longer than four years, please contact a medical professional
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Your supreme leader so fat when he wears a Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on his back
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
20 Years of tractor trailer experience leads to one moment as driver of 18-wheeler intentionally drives off the road to avoid hitting school bus
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says humanity will be extinct in a thousand years, but his projection failed to include the Trump variable
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Fewer American parents are spanking their children than twenty years ago. Mostly because they now know they can get their kids to do anything they want just by threatening to take away their iPhone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lawyer who blamed a non-existent black man to cover up her drunk driving gets 10 days in jail. The non-existent black man was sentenced to 20 years
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(Onion AV Club)
 
Video
 
30 years ago, the aging cast of M*A*S*H reunited to flog IBM hardware and software in series of TV spots, now stitched together into 6.5-minute megamix. "It's like the entire 4077th has been copied and pasted into Dilbert"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vader (the wrestler, not the villain) says he has 2 years to live due to congestive heart failure
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Tue November 15, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After 44 years, take a fascinating look into Francis Ford Coppola's 'Godfather' production notebook - complete with never-before-seen photos, handwritten script notes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Bush family have adopted a dog named Freddy. It is expected to run for President in 2024 when it is old enough in dog years to run
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"I am upset over the outcome of the election and you should let me go home" said the woman who blew a .33 on the Wednesday afternoon after the election. It's going to be a long four years. Y'all need to pace yourselves
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
NY Times fears Trump will do exactly what the voters want him to do
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rand Paul on John Bolton being suggested for Secretary of State: "I don't know how President Trump could appoint someone who's diametrically opposed to everything Donald Trump ran on". Look, someone else who didn't pay attention the last two years
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bluetooth Sport Earbuds. Sweatproof wireless music listening device. Special features also include volume control and battery indicator. (Sponsored Link)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Alshon Jeffery suspended four games for PED usage, which is going to really hurt the Bears since they are scoring fewer points than the 0-10 Cleveland Browns
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The only support Jay Cutler is getting in the Bears locker room is from his jock
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Mon November 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chernobyl is finally getting that containment vessel Comrade, just 30 years too late
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Another study finds Earth's CO2 emissions have flattened over the last three years, despite increasing sales at Taco Bell
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day 165 years ago, a whale of a tale was published
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The UN says that this year will be the hottest year on record. This is not a repeat from every year for at least 30 years
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Child's Play Charity)
 
 
 
Years ago I found this from Fark. I look forward to it now. Thanks Farkers. Desert Bus for Hope
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney didn't die 50 years ago
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If watching bears dance to "Jungle Boogie" is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"After years of taunting, spiting, ignoring and scorning the rest of us and our opinions, the liberals have now created a monster. President Trump is entirely their fault. But they blame others"
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Sat November 12, 2016
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Redflex executive in charge of bribing Chicago to use red light cameras sentenced to 2½ years in prison and 10% pay cut
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Fri November 11, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The dress is blue-and-black, that was Bill Murray, and this is a dog
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(Metro)
 
 
 
After 18 years, UK man makes the difficult decision to euthanize his dog, asks others to join in for its last walk on the beach
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you committed a crime and had the option of going to prison for five years or getting transformed into a cat for three years, which one would you choose?
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Not to rub salt in the wounds of those opposed to a Trump presidency but he's probably going to get a second term after owning the next four years
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
As punishment for them screwing up the election (again) God smites Florida with a rare type of bedbug not seen in over 60 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Public sector worker who didn't show up to work for more than 10 years appeals decision to freeze his salary because he is 'quite upset about it'
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Despite its faults, the Electoral College is intended to serve an important purpose: to ensure that the chosen candidate is actually qualified to serve. For 200+ years this has not been necessary. It is now
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Decanter)
 
 
 
French wine harvest is the lowest in the last 30 years. TOUT LE MONDE PANIQUE
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(Google)
 
 
 
I am 27 years old and realizing that I am not yet a man. What must one do to become a man? LGN VE
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Gears Of War: underneath the walking muscle-bags, series is really a soft, emotional answer to Star Trek or Star Wars, say creators
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This may be hard to believe but despite his rhetoric about bringing down the establishment it appears that Donald Trump is proposing massive deregulation and tax cuts for the finance industry
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And so the Democrat fingerpointing begins as they start to pull their 'la la I can't hear you' fingers from their ears
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Democrats can spend four years raising heirloom tomatoes, meditating, reading Jane Austen, traveling around the country, tasting artisan beers and let the Republicans build the wall and carry on the trade war with China" - Garrison Keillor
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporters demand Democrats "give him a chance." Looks like they forgot about how they treated Obama for the past eight years
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sears/Kmart: Christmas is coming and our cupboard is bare
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Brain.fm. Artificial Intelligence composer "designed with the brain of a neuroscientist and the heart of a musician". Music created with science to improve focus, meditation, and sleep. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Make your predictions on what's going to happen with a Trump presidency over the next four years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cheer up California, Massachusetts, and Florida farkers. At least you can stay stoned for the next four years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
James Packer: "So Mariah, how does $6 million a year for five years, a credit card for expenses, and one private jet sound?" Mariah Carey: "Unacceptable"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Here's scientific proof that nice guys are more of a catch than rich ones. You ladies should read this. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, PLEASE READ IT DEAR GOD I HAVEN'T HAD A WOMAN IN TEN YEARS I NEED YOU LIKE I NEED AIR
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Tue November 08, 2016
(One America News Network)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting six years for another full 'Take That' reunion, your ship maybe possibly has come in
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
John Lithgow passed on 20 years of playing Frasier Crane, but not because he had a big giant head or anything
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just as they promised, right in the midst of the US election,Wikileaks finally releases its ultimate election-swaying bombshell: Clinton did not drive a car for 35 YEARS
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Man loses wedding band in garden, finds it three years later after it has grown an extra carrot
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(NFL)
 
 
 
After almost 30 years the Colts finally win at Lambeau Field. And just like in 1988, a wild animal ran across the field
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
It took just eight million years for spiders to sail themselves around the world
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Need even more proof that we're getting older? Two main actors from The Wonder Years, now both 40 years old, reunite
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it appears Eric Trump just broke New York State voting law
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I met my boyfriend years ago and we were in love. He was diagnosed with cancer and froze his sperm; he's better now. But his sperm is set to expire and I'm not ready for kids. Do I just set aside my feelings and get pregnant?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Slate, Vice, and Votecastr will be projecting election outcomes of States before polls close today, prompting fears they will discourage voting later in the day
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lowest November temperatures in the UK in 100 years makes it colder than Moscow, with only slightly better food
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wikileaks founder is looking forward to clearing his name, which he could have done any time in the last four years if he felt like it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So what's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld taking seven years to write one single joke?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twilight star Robert Pattinson, realizing he will live next 50 years of his life as "Twilight star Robert Pattinson," fully commits to his vampiric role, sporting black hair, dark wardrobe, pale skin, and brooding expression at LA gala
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Steelers are in their worst stretch in years and nobody is sure why that is
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(Deadline Detroit)
 
 
 
After 46 years, the USA's longest running radio call-in show ends when host is terminated. Yet another business model shut down by the internet
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Do you pine for the days when 120°F felt like a brisk fall day? Don't worry, in 10 years you will
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
I know that if Trump wins, 2017 will kick off a rollercoaster ride for my conservative sensibilities, my heart will overflow with the gratitude of a disaster averted, and the promise of the years to follow
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Chris Rock's bullet control plan appears to be working, but only on the USS Zumwalt
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Alabama / LSU game has correctly predicted US presidential elections for for over 30 years
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Hugging, playing with bears as natural as petting your dog, says lunch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In the latest internet craze that does nothing, and benefits no one, people are making short videos of themselves and their friends posed like mannequins. Here's a tissue so you can wipe your tears
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(Queensland Government)
 
 
 
Woman releases Drop Bear on arresting officers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Blur bassist Alex James admits he hasn't washed his hair for 10 years. Coincidentally, he also makes his own cheese. Don't really want to know how - or from what
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
For the first time in the history of Rugby, Ireland has defeated the New Zealand All Blacks. That's 111 years Cubs fans. Fark: They did it in Chicago
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, the release of Windows 95 was like New Year's Eve for middle-aged white guys wearing Dockers: "Look at that fancy new Start button. Those were the days"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. worker productivity rises at its fastest pace in the past two years. The increase is credited to a higher demand for products, an improving economy, better quality bullwhips for factory supervisors
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Blazing Saddles is over forty years old, but its message is as timeless as ever
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Owners of America's greatest whiskey--Templeton Rye--celebrate ten years in business and announce expansion plans
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
An elementary school has correctly predicted the presidential elections for 48 years. Sorry, Donald
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
U.S. premature births rise for the first time in eight years. Apparently even our fetuses are feeling pressure to get out and get things done faster
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Astronomers surprised to find massive eye staring back at them from deep space: "Galactic eyelids last only a few tens of millions of years, which is incredibly brief in the lifespan of a galaxy" (pics)
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Fri November 04, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida becomes the "swing state" with both parties deadlocked after early voting nears 5.3 million
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Scott Walker has eaten two ham and cheese sandwiches nearly every day for the past 26 years
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
100 years ago, America's greatest newscaster was born. And that's the way it is
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After almost eight years in office, Obama may have finally figured out how things work
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Starship Troopers may be "too controversial" to be adapted faithfully; nevertheless, nearly twenty years after it was first attempted, someone is going to try
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Thu November 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man's prediction two years ago of a Cubs and Indians World Series Game 7 ending in extra innings only has one thing left to be completely accurate: the apocalypse
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Darwin asleep at the wheel in the slow lane as cyclist dices with death on highway
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(Salon)
 
 
 
If Trump wins next Tuesday, it won't be like the election of a tyrant overlord. It'll be more like Joffrey Baratheon's reign. Born to wealth, with a child's level of sophistication, cruel and quick to anger, and missed by nobody after four years
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The fastest-growing restaurant chain in the US for the past three years is ... [drum roll please] .... Jersey Mike's Subs. Who?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Election jitters continue to hit the stock market hard as the S&P 500 records its longest losing streak in five years
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Schools locked down over active-mauler threat after bear steals a student's Hot Pocket. When will America end its deadly fascination with the right to arm bears?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
White rabbit appears once a month to wave at commuters before checking his appointment book and being chased by a giant girl and a pervert
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Couple married for 74 years dies only hours apart. Amazingly, article does not contain the phrase "in a blaze of gunfire"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 68 years for the Indians and 108 years for the Cubs, somebody's curse is going to end tonight. Or will the game just never end? Game Seven of the World Series, live on Fox at 8 PM ET
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Here's some of the most useless crap you can buy these days, from fashion batteries to farting teddybears, decaf energy drinks to Justin Bieber duct tape. It's like the Fark Store catalog in there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China begins work on a 373 mph maglev "super-train." Meanwhile, in the U.S., the subway system in the nation's capital MIGHT be fully functional again in a couple years, if everything goes right
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
...and Darkwing Duck was new twenty-five years ago and suddenly nothing makes sense
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Have no fears of a tsunami...the State of Washington has a big orange ball to help you float your way through the flood
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man who has been in prison 63 years rejects parole, even though he has been in there long enough
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Watch a vegetarian eat meat for the first time in 22 years
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a look and see what independent presidential candidate Evan McMullin did in his 10 years of undercover in the CIA. Warning: You might go missing later
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Hoping to give a World Series inspiration to the Cubs, the Chicago Bears (1-6) pull a convincing upset over the Minnesota Vikings (5-1)
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Bruce Campbell clears up that confusing Evil Dead movie timeline and suggests how you should watch all three movies. Kinda. Sorta
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a classic division rival game between the Vikings and Bears. Will the Bears summon the magic of the Cubbies and win this game? Or will the Vikings sail their way to victory? It is your Monday Night football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Andre Johnson, who is probably better know for kicking Cortland Finnegan's ass than for his catches, decides to hang up the cleats after 14 years in the NFL
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
30 years later, neither 'Soul Man' or Cosby is very funny
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Raoul Wallenberg is officially dead, 71 years after he was last seen
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White nationalist starts anti-Egg McMuffin robocall: "Evan has two mommies. Evan is okay with that. Evan is over 40 years old and is not married and doesn't even have a girlfriend. I believe Evan is a closet homosexual. Vote for Donald Trump"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Years of research come to a head as scientists determine why bacteria only causes acne in some people
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook dials it in and scores NBA's first 50-point-triple-double in 40 years
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
So it appears that Comey has been sitting on 'explosive' information regarding Comrade Combover's links to the Russian government for more than two months
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
You can take away the function keys, and I really don't care. You can take away a full USB port, and I will care a lot, but if you remove the startup chime, we're through
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hillary's decision to take a break from destroying public records in her bunker and demand Comey release everything, knowing full well he can't, appears to be working
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can the Indians end 68 years of World Series futility? Or can the Cubs (finally) turn things around and pull off a Chicago miracle? Cleveland takes their 3-1 World Series lead into Game 5 tonight at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
25 years ago, a cliché was born
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Sat October 29, 2016
(USA Today High School Sports)
 
 
 
Probably not okay: Using an Indian as a sports mascot. Definitely not okay: Taunting a team that uses an Indian as a sports mascot by making a banner saying "Get ready for a trail of tears"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
The Bible teaches our kids humility, compassion, and to not make fun of a bald man, for he will summon bears that will eat you
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nebraska faces a potential budget shortfall of $910M over next 2 years. Why yes, tax cuts are on the table. How did you know?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fiat/Chrysler has been promising Wall Street for years that they would eventually figure out how to match Ford and GM's North American profit margins. Perhaps making better cars would be a first step
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rare Hebrew papyrus from the 7th century B.C. seized from looters in Israel. Library in charge of the document readies bill of $12 million for being 2700 years overdue
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The US economy grew in 2.9% Q3, largest in two years. Except consumer spending, you slacker, get out there and do your part fer 'Merica
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Professor who has correctly predicted 30 years of presidential elections is doubling down on a Trump win
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 71 years, the World Series returns to Wrigley. Cubs have 108 years of failure and a goat to overcome. Will Hendricks out-pitch Tomlin? Why can Kyle Schwarber play? It's your Game 3 World Series Discussion Thread, 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Some Tract)
 
 
 
Now that Jack Chick has passed, photoshop some new Chick Tracts for the coming years
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A jury hears more rhythmic slapping sounds at Penn State
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Suge Knight's attorney will be learning a hard lesson: suing everyone associated with a man your client had violently fallen out with 20 years ago will not end well, especially if they're better lawyers than you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vikings accused of using a bounty system in 2008-2009. Fortunately for the team, nobody who played in the NFL in those years has any memories left
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Thu October 27, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
30 years ago, London Stock Exchange modernised trading rules and all our hopes and fears came true
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
Fossil hunter finds proof zombie dinosaurs walked the Earth 133 million years ago (pics)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine a model rocket, a butane lighter, a USS Voyager model, an undying love for "The Fifth Element," and 17 years of effort? Adam Savage's finally completed movie accurate Zorg ZF-1 replica
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Rod Serling's childhood gazebo still around after 90 years, despite attacks from adventurers shooting +3 arrows
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jobless claims near record lows in the longest streak in 45 years. Fark: without even adjusting for population growth
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(MoneyFacts (UK))
 
 
 
"Research has found that fears of the supernatural put many buyers off when searching for a home, with many seeing homes built more than 46 years ago as no-go zones because of the likelihood of ghosts being present"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla set records this quarter for revenue, vehicle production and sales and made a profit for the first time in two years. There might be something to this electric car fad after all
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise says he is proud to have been a member of a money-grubbing science fiction cult started by a pedophile for over thirty years
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Man adopted from Korea at age 3 and living in the U.S. for 37 years discovers his parents never filed for citizenship. 안녕히 계세요
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More schools than usual are closing on Election Day due to parents' fears of violence at the polls
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans are eager to begin post-election work on what is really affecting the middle class: years of investigating President Hillary Clinton
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks perfectly recreates infamous rap from hit movie Big 28 years later. Subby still trying to remember if he was even on the planet at that time
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
105-year-old man named oldest Cubs fan, "They better. I`m not going to wait another 100 years"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Meet the people who have waited half their lives to play Final Fantasy XV: "I already feel I intimately know Noctis and the gang. They feel like friends I haven't seen in a really, really long time. I've waited years, so what's a few more months?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When the power goes out and the internet disappears and your smart phone is worthless, it's comforting to know a human Google still works at the New York public library
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
So, Hillary Clinton wears "Mao suits" because she is an "economic Marxist," claims corn dog enthusiast Michele Bachmann
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
72 years ago yesterday, 13 USN ships faced off with a larger IJN fleet including Yamato, which by itself outweighed the U.S. force "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
♩ 56 years have passed since I wrote my note....it was a goof right from the start ♪ ..... 1,500 miles later...... ♪ found by a tourist far away, and returned to my daughter's heart. ♬
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Tue October 25, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Johnson is experiencing sudden and rapid deflation at a crucial moment, swears that this has never happened to him before
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Researchers mapping Black Sea find 'astonishingly preserved' shipwrecks, some as many as 1,000 years old
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
European Union political leader fears Canada has made them the "laughingstock of the world," and now EU leaders are desperately trying to salvage what little credibility they have left
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It appears that staging a massacre of toy cats was not the best way for the coaching staff to keep the Vikings undefeated
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember how Emperor Palpatine vowed his Death Star was fully armed, operational, and he couldn't be destroyed by a bunch of teddy bears and Billy Dee Williams? That's pretty much Kellyanne Conway at this point
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(TSN)
 
 
 
So just what does one do when you're 37 years old, single, have a big red afro, are retired with a few million in the bank & nothing to do on a Friday night? If you're Mike Commodore, a shift or two being an Uber driver may just cure the boredom
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle's ex-wife sues Subway claiming they knew for years about his problem, yet kept sending him to elementary schools
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(Splitsider)
 
 
 
Since it's been twelve years since the last new episode, here's a brief history of the weird 'Space Ghost: Coast to Coast'
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
30 years ago, the horror of New Age music emerged, characterized by world's sudden love for songcraft of Enya, Yanni, and Enigma. Ironic genre of vaporwave survives today as satirical critique of its superficiality and capitalistic undertone
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Predict a technology that we use frequently today that will be totally dead in 15 years
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman who has been extensively traveling for 10 years, finds free accommodations and almost never pays for hotels. Yes, there's a way to live around the world without emptying your bank account
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Sun October 23, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Starbucks is big in China. So big in fact that they are opening up a new store every day for five years
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you insist on dressing your pet up in a costume this year, make sure you don't use commercial hair dye, don't put rubber bands around his ears, and don't tie ribbons around his neck. Or, you know, you could let your dog be a dog for Halloween
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Press Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
Newspapers that have scrapped print and gone all-digital seeing their first profits in 20 years
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
American Academy of Pediatrics says kids should be allowed to watch as much TV as they want. Great. Where were you guys 30 years ago?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Science-fiction writer envisage Iraq 100 years from now, and it's not a light romantic comedy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 20 years of marriage and four kids, NBA star Scottie Pippen benches his wife
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Brian Hoyer QB era is over in Chicago as he suffers a broken arm in the Bears 26-10 loss to the Packers. Fark: on a hit delivered by former Bears player Julius Peppers. Tag is for the Bears season
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Should men sit down to pee or not? The debate rages on
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Fri October 21, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Elton Brand retires after 17 years in the NBA. Duke sucks
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russian aircraft carrier appears to be putting a smokescreen between England and France
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's taken years of development and evolution in robotics, but engineers have finally created...Tigger
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Thu October 20, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
For those with insanity, hoping the games begin to get better, the NFL recommends the Chicago Bears @ Green Bay Packers. For maximum enjoyment, beer and brats are recommended. Kickoff is at 8:25 pm EDT. This is your Thursday Night Football Thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mysterious piece of aluminum unearthed in Romania in 1973 identified as spare part from UFO that visited Earth 250,000 years ago (pics)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
1986 Mets recall the time thirty years ago when they trashed the team plane after winning the National League pennant. Just living the rockstar life
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It appears that even FOX News is in the tank for Hillary
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
There are two big advantages to being a bullfighter known as "The Pirate." (1) It's a badass nickname. (2) When a bull gores you in your eye socket it's no problem because you lost that eye to a bull five years ago
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
And the winner of today's clickbait award goes to: Secret Nazi 'Treasure Hunter' Arctic lair was sabotaged by polar bears, says scientists
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
If you missed it, join the fun as the Cleveland Indians celebrate their first World Series appearance in 19 years. Can they also end their 68 year World Series drought?
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo's fake accounts scam appears to have overwhelmingly targeted Latinos
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Here are the 25 worst mammals you can decide to keep as a pet, including several species of bears
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Good: Trump gets rare newspaper endorsement by St. Joseph News-Press. Trumpelicious: A paper that misspelled its own masthead for 77 years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this totally unrehearsed picture of Donald Trump's five kids "goofing off
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Seven years of negotiations wasted as Canada-EU trade deal threatens to fall apart thanks to a handful of Belgians. Let nobody say the European Union doesn't work
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
UK admits it spied illegally for 17 years. We are terribly, terribly sorry about this awful thing. We won't stop, but we are sorry
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British supermarkets allowed to regulate their own food safety rules because they haven't sold consumers 15-year-old frozen horsemeat labelled as fresh beef in nearly four years
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
For first time in Billboard chart history, Americana albums have outsold country albums. "It has been popular to say over the last few years that mainstream country needs to have a Nirvana moment. Well we may be seeing this"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In most years, being on a glide path to the White House would make a campaign staff giddy with excitement. 2016 is not most years
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man convicted of shooting at George Zimmerman given twenty years, possibly for not hitting him
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Middle and high schools around the U.S. are finally pushing back their morning start times, and it's working: "Look, I get that years ago we all walked 100 miles in the snow to school both ways. But we know a lot more now about the adolescent brain"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the middle of another "they're all cheaters" Twitter meltdown, Trump does make one very good point even the libbiest lib can't refute: "We can't have four more years of Obama"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The last King of Rwanda has died. He spent his final years on public assistance, living in subsidized housing in a DC suburb
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
Former Giant Bobby Johnson, who was once homeless, reunited with 1986 Super Bowl ring he sold off years ago
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Bears fan
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Sun October 16, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Corrosion of Conformity is about to play the NC State Fairgrounds for the first time in 32 years. Let's see if anyone remembers what happened the last time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Competitive lightsaber training academy opens in the US, offers a degree only slightly less worthless than the one you spent four years getting, but far more prestigious
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In shocking news, it appears that Boris Johnson doesn't give a shiat about Brexit or leaving the EU and was using the entire thing to attention whore
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Fun fact: The last time the Omaha World-Herald endorsed a democrat, booze was illegal, the country was in the throes of the Great Depression and the Cubs hadn't won a World Series in an agonizing 24 years
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Speaker Ryan warns America that if Hillary gets a Democratic Congress, "America is DOOMED to the first two years of Obama." You remember those two years, right? Pure chaos and horror
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Fri October 14, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman undergoes surgery to get elfin ears, ends up resembling a mutant bat
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This just in: Spiders can hear you scream. They probably get a kick out of it, too
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just four years ago, Big Bird was the GOP's biggest fear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Washington Post, which has not endorsed a Democratic Presidential candidate in nearly four years, formally endorses Hillary Clinton
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(Some Veg Guy)
 
 
 
New album by Moby ("his most rock & roll album in 20 years") is all about the music. Just kidding, it's all about evangelizing veganism
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Government corruption tops the list of Americans' 10 biggest fears, slightly edging out narcissistic, sex-crazed billionaires
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The most famous bear in literature turns 90 years old today
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Average smokers delay quitting for more than seven years because they'd rather risk cancer than get fat
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Thu October 13, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Deficit reduced by a trillion dollars over the last eight years. Thanks Obama
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
News: international climate summit to reduce the use of greenhouse gases. Spiffy: India orders the incineration of a potent hydroflurocarbon. Holy Farkballs: with a heat-trapping potential 14,800 times that of CO2 and atmospheric life of 222 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A 7-year-old boy breaks into tears of joy as his parents surprise him with a pony - after he spent two years selling lemonade to save up for it. Ice-T unavailable for comment
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Video of Trump telling a group of young girls he'll be dating them in 10 years. Well now we know why Miss Little Flint looked so horrified
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Genuine clown issues warning about killer clowns. You could cause a child to have a heart attack. Let's not forget nightmares and bed-wetting. Then there's the issue of no erection unless your date wears a Bozo mask. Maybe that's just me
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been with my boyfriend for over six years; he went on vacation without me awhile ago and came back having met a new female friend. They hung out on vacation, and she's visited him but he won't let me meet her. Should I worry?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ghost ship appears in Lake Superior, probably filled with ghost pirates. Or is it pirate ghosts?
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Over 400 human footprints preserved in volcanic mud 19,000 years ago enable scientists to divine the personal characteristics, social structure, and interactions of our ancestors even thought they didn't carry smartphones
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
French lawyers say their terror suspect client refuses to talk, just wears white makeup and pantomimes gunning people down
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: BULLET 2.0 Bluetooth stereo earbuds and charging case. Oh wow my cats are going to love these... (Sponsored Link)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Back in 2010, some patients were given mini defibrillator implants with batteries that were expected to last at least seven years. Here we are in 2016, and here we are on Fark
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So how long before Evangelical women realize they've been lied to all these years and jump the GOP ship? Any. Day. Now
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Women in the United States got the vote less than 100 years ago - and it's a damn good thing, too
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Tue October 11, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says, "It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to." Dear Lord, we give you thanks that we have lived to see this day, the end of 400 years of oppression of the rich white man
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin appears to have Stockholm Syndrome
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Roughly 100 million years ago, an amoeba robbed a bacterium of its genes. Now, researchers finally know how the amoeboid pulled off the heist. Probably an inside job
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hiker survives attack by two bears. Seems they took lessons on offense from Dowell Loggains
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you have at least three years experience drinking gin? Want to relocate to the U.K.? Restaurant is looking for a 'gin butler'
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Remember that Night Gallery episode where the earwig laid eggs? Yeah, it's kind of like that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Post-debate, Muslims were Tweeting about hummus
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John Oliver tears apart whatever credibility the GOP has left; "the only way you get to be shocked and outraged now is if you were cryogenically frozen until Friday afternoon and that tape was the first thing you saw upon being reanimated"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Would you vote for someone who believes the Earth is flat?
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
If you are walking around Japan and happen to actually see Godzilla do not be frightened. It's just a Godzilla themed hotel that's been built in the last few years. Or is that just what Godzilla wants us to think?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I have spent 12 years planning my revenge. Now that this election is so farked up, I am taking my shot. You all will now rue the day my Presidency nomination was stolen. Its time to kill the two party ststem. Love, Howard Dean
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Billy Bush says he is "horribly embarrassed" by the tapes of his interview of Donald Trump, although still not embarrassed as spending the past 12 years of his career hosting "Access Hollywood"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
U.S. campaign against Columbus Day is growing in many cities, although most Americans aren't sure if they want to replace it with a day honoring Cleveland, Cincinnati or Dayton
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Sun October 09, 2016
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Sharks like listening to AC/DC
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the album that changed your music life, the one that made you realize music was important, dammit. (Wanders off humming "It was 20 years ago today / Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play")
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Sat October 08, 2016
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
"For 80 years, the Deseret News has not entered into the troubled waters of presidential endorsement...We are neutral on matters of partisan politics...Today we call on Donald Trump to step down from his pursuit of the American presidency"
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Good clowns decry the wave of creepy clown sightings. Say it's bad for business. Doo Doo the clown, has been clowning for about 35 years and was hailed as a hero after rescuing two women from an attack in 2015. Doo Doo, heh-heh, heh-heh
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Grizzly bear conservationist John Craighead dies at 100; in other news, grizzly bear conservationists can live to be 100 if they know when to get the fark away from grizzly bears
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Giant kites could supply green energy without the need for government subsidies within years"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch has been sponsoring presidential debates for years, which is kind of fitting when you think about it: Both peddle mass-marketed swill that nobody likes but a lot of people still consume
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump insists the "Central Park Five" who did 13 years for raping a Central Park jogger before being exonerated by DNA and given $41 million by NYC; and whose execution Trump called for loudly and publicly at the time, are actually still guilty
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Civilization as we know it, and probably the human race, will go extinct in 14 years. Here's why in easy to understand cartoon form
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The hottest new tech 100 years ago today were tanks: "We may some day see squadrons of these mechanical armadillos maneuvering against each other in the open field - truly a sight for the gods"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
World's oldest cat turns 31 (equivalent to 141 in human years) and has the 1000-yard stare to prove it
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
NASA releases a years worth of really spectacular images of Mars using its new really-wide-field camera. Wait it is not NASA, but is ISRO? What the fark is that? The Indians? Casinos are paying space missions? Here come your M.O.M., science
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
He's been bossed around, forced to fetch McDonald's, and is the face of a petty scandal. Now, the final insult and the source of Chris Christie's tears of unfathomable sadness
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Black Panthers: Fifty years later
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dog years may be refined
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones announce their first album in 11 years will be out in December, followed by the "Shut Up And Take My Metamucil" tour. With excerpt from the first track and...the old farts can still play
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Years-old, iconic road sign "Go to church or the Devil will catch you" rebuilt after act of God blew it down. Jesus, they never listen to Me
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Thu October 06, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How the Berenstain Bears found salvation in Jibbers Crabst
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump decides not to bring up Bill Clinton's affairs in next debate. He pinky swears it. Instead, he wants you to imagine he isn't there. The most transparent candidate, ladies and gentlemen
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Meet Little Timmy. Little Timmy is five years old. Little Timmy's mommy posted everything about him online. Now Little Timmy has three offshore bank accounts, 15 maxed-out credit cards, two pickup trucks, and 4 years of unpaid child support
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Iraqi Minister explains the new airport location was chosen for its ideal weather conditions, which the aliens knew about when they built the world's first airport there 7000 years ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doesn't matter what we do, we'll never live past 125 years. So, you might as well stop exercising once you reach 100
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to three years in prison for stealing U.S. corn secrets from Monsanto
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My parents spent years as Christian missionaries, and they continue to give to fundamentalist charities and right-wing politicians. I disagree with their politics and they did not give us money for college. They won't pay to visit me"
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Wed October 05, 2016
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Ten years on, Google Analytics turns out to be bad data that has harmed the marketing industry. Bill Hicks rolls his eyes from beyond the grave and still doesn't care
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, what has Obama learned in the last eight years?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tourist wanting a few hours of sleep may get a few years in prison for pulling plug on amplified religious service in Myanmar
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
After raising ATM fees for the past nine years, banks decide to run their streak to an even ten
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's cool when you write a song and Willie Nelson records it. But, it's off the charts when you're 92 years old
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
It's been thirty years now so please, whoever stole the bodies of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's parents, just put them back in their tombs and there will be no questions asked
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Attending the Cubs playoff series will cost fans an average of $428 per ticket, which is sort of a bargain, if you factor in all the years Cubs fans didn't need to buy playoff tickets
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sears' fire sale now includes Craftsman
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