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500 headlines found matching 'ears'
Sat August 19, 2017
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How did a 28-year-old former model with two years of experience become Trump's top spin doctor?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Flora became depressed after losing her beloved feline companion of many years, but is doing much better now as she is fostering four adorable kittens on Caturday
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mother doesn't report boyfriend molesting her 6-year-old daughter because A) she isn't aware of it, B) she fears for their safety, or C) she has a 'hectic work schedule'
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Fri August 18, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
17 years and $200 billion dollars later, Maine's laptop-for-all-students program is a resounding success Just kidding, it's made the kids dumber
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Important facts about the likely new White House communications director Hope Hicks: At 28 years old, the former model is Trump's highest-paid and longest-serving aide, and pretty clearly in the "on deck circle" to be the next "Mrs. Donald J. Trump"
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Thu August 17, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Bride surprises father with Chicago Bears dress at wedding, will be second string QB for rest of preseason
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(The Liberal Advocate News)
 
 
 
Trump's friend of over 30 years today told Americans to expect the President to resign from office before the fall
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Kirk Hammett says 'WorldWired' Tour Has Been 'In-F**king-Credible'. Also wears the UGLIEST SHIRT EVAR
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
15 years ago, Winamp decided to whip the wrong llama
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That time Trump's bid for a Sydney casino 30 years ago was rejected due to 'mafia connections'
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Author publishes alt-right children's book in which Islam appears to be the enemy. Coming soon: "Pat-down the Bunny" and "The Cat in the MAGA Hat"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert tears Trump a new one over his "seventh layer of hell" press conference
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Plaque honoring Jefferson Davis for 50 years, affixed to a wall outside a department store, was removed last night. Fark: In Montreal, Canada
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Retail is making a comeback, which is good news for all of you who've been laid off this year from Sears, Kmart, JCPenney, Macy's, RadioShack, Guess, Abercrombie & Fitch, The Limited, American Apparel, Gymboree, Payless ShoeSource, Bebe, Rue21, Cro
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Leftist antifa bleeding heart moonbat breaks down into tears, says people defending Trump are "morally bankrupt". Oh, wait a second. It was a Republican analyst. On Fox & Friends
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kat Timpf of Fox News was on the verge of tears after realizing her fearless leader, Donald Trump, was endorsing Nazism
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eli Manning thinks he can play nearly as long as his brother, says he wants to play four more years
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Plaque honoring Robert E. Lee for more than 100 years, affixed to a tree Lee planted himself, to be removed Wednesday. Fark: In Brooklyn, NY
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Let's set the Wayback Machine all the way back to January of 2017 when The Daily Caller published a compilation of video clips of cars plowing into crowds of liberal protesters captioned "Study the technique, it may be useful for the next 4 years"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man sentenced to 6 years in prison for accidental discharge in a strip club. Fark Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
If you remove the narrator and add in synth to The Wonder Years, the show becomes decidedly unsettling. Well, moreso; that show was always just a bit off-putting
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman who survived three different Nazi concentration camps during the Holocaust says there are chilling similarities between the mood in Germany and Poland all those years ago and what she's seeing in America in 2017
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon, having all but killed retail, opens "Instant Pickup" points in US brick-and-mortar push. Bezos has crushed his enemies. He sees them driven before him. He hears the lamentations of their women
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan agrees to hold first public town hall in over two years, after being called out by the "Iron 'Stache". Still hoping he'll agree to steel cage match for the title belt
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
2017 shaping up to be worst summer movie season in 25 years. Makers of 'Baywatch', 'Ghost in the Shell', 'The Smurfs', and 'CHiPS' unavailable for comment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
BFF's husband of 15 years recently came out as transgender and plans on living as a woman. She can't cope well, also upset over eventually losing family if she stays. I listen to her cry but have no clue what to say. How can I help or not?
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Big Ben's bongs to fall silent for four years. Says he'll go with edibles in the meantime
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"After years of suffering depredations, the Southerner is now preparing for a fight . . . If history is our guide, this will not end well for the Left," according to Florida man, who may have read a slightly different history book than the rest of us
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump has been cultivating the white supremacist alt right movement for years
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
75 years after it was made, War Department public service film is suddenly as relevant as ever
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Sun August 13, 2017
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
It's been 40 years, but the Voyagers are still sending daily updates to NASA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend of ten years proposed; I accepted. He's a sexual pervert, though; he's into exhibitionism and voyeurism, homemade porn, BDSM, orgies, and wears high heels. I'm into regular sex. But, we're in love. Am I doomed?"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Britain celebrates 50 years of pirate radio, presumably with a bottle of rum
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You know you've hit a low point when you get so embroiled in lawsuits for so many years, you've resorted to stealing sewer grates to help pay the bills
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Perhaps the lesson to be learned from the decline and fall of Sears is this: hedge fund guys don't know how to actually run a business
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(Fark)
 
 
 
On what issue have conservatives been on the right side of history? Fifty years down the line, have we *ever* said "Oh, they were totally right?"
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Fri August 11, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears quarterback Mike Glennon was bad in his debut. How bad? How about a whopping 0.0 passer rating?
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
After Watergate, it seemed every big scandal was a "-gate". Now that Mueller's investigation into the Trump administration's connections to Russia appears to be heating up, what should it be called? Difficulty: no "-gate"
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(Grammy.com)
 
 
 
If you're hanging around Seattle the next few years, swing by to see the Chris Cornell memorial statue
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(NPR)
 
 
 
News: Technology exists to eliminate nearly all table saw accidents. Fark: The power tool industry has been lobbying against implementing it for 14 years
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The Son of Sam was arrested 40 years ago. This is what a freaked-out city looked like
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Elon Musk once fired his assistant because after 12 years, she asked for a raise
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Wed August 09, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
On this very night, 32 years ago today, a loner debuted on the big screen. A rebel
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Some in Congress worry N. Korea might strike Guam because of the size of the U.S. military there, another fears our military's weight may actually cause the small island to "tip over"
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(Duke Sucks)
 
 
 
25 years ago the Dream Team, despite having Christian Laettner, swept the world and earned Olympic gold
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is what $1000 could buy you 10, 50, and 100 years ago, proving that money isn't worth as much as it used to be
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Researchers discover books are a lot more sweary than they were 60 years ago. Well I'll be damned. (Not safe for work words in text)
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Tue August 08, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Piece of dental braces removed from woman's intestine after 10 years. Happy early-teen nightmares
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
66 years ago today, closing time in Texas became SO much better
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Couple married for 48 years bust a move at Ludacris concert
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Mon August 07, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Remains of US soldier laid to rest---75 years after he died in a prison camp following the Bataan Death March
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
10 years later, Barry Bonds is still the home run king. Suck it, ESPN
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
The lizard folk who live at the center of the world are withholding excerpts from The Bible that depict the lost years of Jesus Christ as a youth
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
75 years ago today US forces landed on Guadalcanal, here is one veteran's story of surviving the malarial jungles and the Japanese during the six month campaign
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
My boobs haven't stopped producing milk for 11 years
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Sun August 06, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
NHL great Tony Granato named to coach U.S. hockey team for 2018 Winter Olympics, the first games in 24 years not to include NHL players
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Sat August 05, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
DeShone Kizer making case to be the next Browns starting QB that will be utterly forgotten about within three years, just like the 27 Browns QB's before him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump has taken more vacation days in 7 months than Obama did in any one of his 8 years in office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Our greatest fears are now realized: Trump's decorators to remodel the White House while he's away
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After 20 years of development, Grimoire: Heralds of the Winged Exemplar finally releases today, proving there's still time for that Kickstarter you backed to deliver
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you thought Pearson's education services were crap before, you haven't seen anything yet
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democratic senators introduce bill to allow Medicare buy-in at 55 years old. I'm OK with this
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news: Man released two years ago after serving 30 years for two murders he did not commit. Better: Alabama Senate committee unanimously approves $1.5 million compensation. Bad: full Senate fails to approve payout before going on vacation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's like a year's worth of "after school specials" about bad life choices crammed into a single headline: "Principal-turned-stripper gets 32 years for killing cop in DUI"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Come and see the harder side of Sears
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You won't change peoples' minds about climate change if you keep talking about polar bears. You need to tell them personal stories about how more storms and more bugs are going to affect them directly
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Thu August 03, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Republican Senate candidate wanted to hand out fried chicken and watermelon in Harlem. Now he's going to jail for 3 years. The jokes write themselves
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What kind of a person will it take to fix the damage done to the presidency in four years?
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
All those years of education as a bubonic plague expert are wasted when you just stab the guy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Poor Lumpy nearly stripped his gears when it was revealed that the current national security adviser absolved Susan Rice of any wrongdoing for unmasking the subjects of NSA intercepts, but decided she gets to keep her security clearance too
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four years into MLB replay challenge era, math shows that managers may be far too cautious in challenging umpire calls and could be stalling games even more than now. "The cost of a bad challenge is pennies compared to the gain of a good one"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
So after two years, what is the verdict on Microsoft Windows 10?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago this month, a pair of grizzly bears killed two idiots at a national park and that's why you have to carry all your trash now
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
The kid who played "Jeremy" in the Pearl Jam music video that came out 25 years ago this month? He worked for development projects overseas for the United Nations before drowning last year in Puerto Rico
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was in love with a man in college; the timing was off. We married others and had kids. Fifteen years later, we reconnected and realized we made a mistake and are in love. He wants an affair; I want to divorce first. What do we do?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. citizen mistakenly detained by ICE and held for three years is awarded $82,000, but because the statute of limitations ran out while he was in custody, he won't get a dime
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Tue August 01, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's Get Graphic: 100 Favorite Comics And Graphic Novels by NPR. Rampant Tree Huggers to the Left, Personal Opinion that you formed Ten Years Ago to the Right
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Pint Baby returns to the Clare pub where he had that famous Guinness 20 years ago. To have another pint, of course
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Chicago Bears edition. Sit down, this one's going to take a while
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Former Google SVP says Android phones 'years' behind the iPhone in photography. Recent Apple photographic innovations include "portrait mode". Wait until Apple hears about "landscape mode"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl goes on Fox and Friends, says Trump "has done more good in the past six months than Obama has in the past 8 years." Immediately offered a position in the White House
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Already about 5 years late, Raytheon's troubled GPS III ground control network still ...recalculating
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Sun July 30, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
If you are a Chicago Bears fan and have a ache in your belly and a feverish disposition you are really going to get along with your new free agent wide out
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
UK Royals mark 100 years since one of the bloodiest battles in history
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Pence swears that we will see swift cooperation with Russia on many issues, minutes before Putin launches his retaliation strike
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
So what's more cost effective, paying to put drug addicts into prison or treating drug addiction as a healthcare issue? After 14 years of giving up the former and trying the latter, Portugal has answers for America's heroin epidemic
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With population decline and no immigration, older Japanese refuse to retire, work as cabbies, door-makers, and airline pilots. "I have at least three years left, maybe five. As long as I have my health, I want to make the most of them"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Target says sponsorship dollars are missing the mark and decides to end its 16 years of NASCAR sponsorship with Chip Ganassi Racing on the 42 of Kyle Larson after the 2017 season in favor of Soccer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hard-partying 57-year-old who imported German liquid ecstasy in wine bottles is jailed for 20 years after police found $1 million worth of drugs at his home
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You have control of all three branches of government. You've been promising to do one thing, and one thing only for years. You fail. So, who's the blame? Why those powerless Democrats, of course. Duh
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ing NY Times has its best quarter in years. Thanks Trump
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Thu July 27, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two B-29s just flew together; it's the first time in 60 years that's happened. Catch the view from the bombardier's seat
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
5 years after Tom Hanks' poignant 9/11 drama "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close," 9/11 Truther Charlie Sheen unveils ensemble with Luis Guzman & Whoopi Goldberg; "Extremely Tasteless and Incredibly Unnecessary"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen who falsely claimed she was raped could face 32 years in prison
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Wed July 26, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Relax, Monctonians, that thing in the woods you've been obsessing over for the past 50+ years was merely a CIA spy camera. "Dad would have been going around saying, 'I told you so, I told you so.' He would have been pretty excited"
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(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
69 years ago today, Harry Truman ordered the racial desegregation of the U.S. military
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If you had "to try and fund the border wall" as the reason why Trump decided to ban transgendered people from the military, step up and claim what's left of America before it all disappears
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Car found wrapped in plastic and buried 16 years after owner reported it stolen in insurance scam. Kids were using it for a dirt bike jump. Why yes it has Oklahoma plates
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Amazing that this woman, 67, who has lived on one of the world's most remote islands for 40 years alone collecting horse skulls has not driven herself crazy yet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drug lord makes nearly $700 million in 10 years. His henchmen now have a problem with it. . .I'm sorry, I'm being corrected. . .Oxycodone/Hydrocodone distributor's CEO made nearly $700 million in 10 years. Union employees now have a problem with it
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Tue July 25, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Franciscans have been making avocado toast for more than 130 years, and they can afford to buy houses
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Mon July 24, 2017
(RedState)
 
 
 
Conservatives, do you need to feel like there is still sanity in the Era of Trump? Here's a few teddy bears
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Trump has achieved incredible success in only six months. The next seven and half years will be glorious
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Louisville, Kentucky Courier-Journal newspaper publishes an epic correction of their referrals to hot dogs as "sandwiches" over the years, beginning in 1887 and ending in 1966
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one, including remote Amazonian tribes cut off from civilization for thousands of years, "Wonder Woman" is getting a sequel. Shocking, we know
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
South Africa's Branden Grace becomes the first man in 150+ years of golf major history to shoot a 62 in a major
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(DW)
 
 
 
You are 10 years old. You got a "C" on your report card. Do you flee to Switzerland?
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alt-right says John McCain's cancer is "godly justice" for consorting with the Devilcrats for 30 years
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man receives package 14 years late
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Boston Strangler, Patty Hearst and OJ now working a Better Call Saul practice above a hair salon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Family hike turns out to be once in a million years' discovery as boy stumbles upon Stegomastodon skull
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cecil the Lion's son Xanda shot dead by trophy hunters two years after Minnesota dentist killed his father
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump demonstrates his knowledge of healthcare: "You're 21 years old, you start working and you're paying $12 a year for insurance, and by the time you're 70, you get a nice plan. Here's something where you walk up and say, 'I want my insurance'"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm fifty and have been married for thirty years; my husband and I were raised to think women had no sexual urges. We have sex on a schedule. My daughter told me she was asexual; I realized I was too. Did she inherit it from me?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Released from the oppressive yoke of British rule 20 years ago, Hong Kong is now enjoying the freedom of living as part of China
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Wed July 19, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Recently departed director of the U.S. Office of Ethics and Government with the understatement of the century: "There's been a departure from the ethical norms that have really held our ethics program together for all these years"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sears CEO throws company a $200 million life preserver to stay afloat
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Decades before Sully and his flying computer took a calculated dip in the Hudson, Al Haynes and his United crew saved 185 people, using nothing but spit and thrust changes to land a doomed DC-10. RIP to the 111 who died, 28 years ago today
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Tue July 18, 2017
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Member of India's lowest caste expected to be elected president. He's also expected to be replaced in eight years by a member of India's highest caste who will promise to make India great again
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Seven years ago, a World of Warcraft gold farmer saw how obsessively angry young, internet-addicted men got over pointless bullsh*t, and got to wondering how he could weaponize that internet hate machine. Steve Bannon: Origins
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(WrestleZone)
 
 
 
Jinder is bringing a prison. The Usos might bring their penitentiary. Breezango will get their FBI on. John Cena will be supporting the troops as he gears up for a flag match. I'm noticing a theme for the blue brand. Smackdown Live 8pm EDT USA
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Just like running from bears, when running from an accident scene, you don't have to run fast - just faster than your six-year-old
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The best news to come out of Washington in 164 years
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof man that has stoped living. "See, told ya so" Was He jerking off or not. Reddit Says yes. Volcanologist looking for pyroclastic surge -OR- "hello, I am Pompeii Masturbator to salute and wait 1,938 years for eruption again" (Not safe for work)
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
With Trumpcare dead in the covfefe, McConnell moves to plan B: Repeal Obamacare in full, replace it in two years
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
At 8pm ET, Paul's Memory Bank brings you two more hours of songs beginning with the letter "S" spanning the years 1955 to 1989
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Russia no longer fears any reprisals for hacking the US election
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You too can own your own Scottish island with a six-bed lighthouse cottage with no neighbors for only £325,000. The only catch is a murder that happened there 57 years ago
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
It was thirty years ago today that we heard first heard "Dead or alive, you're coming with me"
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter goes all Britney Spears "Shaved head" crazy. Also, damn dude, what the hell? Aren't you supposed to be, like, 30? And a neck tattoo? Really? Are you trying to scream "Meth addict" to everyone around you?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Scientists discover mystery signals coming from a star 11 light years away. The "very peculiar" pulses appear to be unique to the red dwarf, with observations of similar nearby stars showing no similar behavior"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Has Supreme Court Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. embraced the court's same-sex marriage decision that he so passionately protested two years ago? Maybe he finally met the right person?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
American Airlines plane evacuated after passenger passes gas. Subby swears he wasn't in North Carolina today
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Sears Canada lays off Mike Myers' brother. And 2,899 other employees without severance
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Sat July 15, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bomb disposal squad called in to deal with live ammunition from the Second World War. Sorry, did I say Second World War? I meant the Seven Years' War
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(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
World's largest Ferris Wheel (630' high) nears completion in Dubai. Because when it's 110 degrees outside, why not try to get closer to the sun?
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(Some Beer Guy)
 
 
 
You probably already knew this, but it still bears repeating: those "independent" craft brews you love to drink to show your disdain for the mass-brewing behemoths are not that independent. And it's getting worse
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"The only thing that keeps me from thinking Kushner is a DNC plant or a mutant super villain is the fact that he's so obviously dim that his actions make a sort of demented sense"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
This idea is 20 years too late
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Blue cocktails have been steadily reemerging for the past few years
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Fri July 14, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Taiwanese submarine Hai Shih, originally built during WWII as the Tench class sub USS Cutlass SS-478, will be the first submarine in the world to hit 80 years of active military service
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The 2018 Illinois Gubernatorial race could cost $300 million and be the most expensive election in history. Pretty bold for a state that didn't have a budget for three years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently there IS a cov(fef)en of witches and the Russian Lawyer is a dead ringer for the witch who ran for Senate in Delaware a few years ago
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
How modern country music for the past 30 years has been influenced by...U2? (wait what?)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: My plan will balance the budget in 10 years. CBO: Oh... wait you're serious? Let me laugh even harder
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family welcomes first girl born in 137 years. Huh? But then how is babby formed?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Thirty years later, you'd still buy THAT for a dollar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For all you Eve Online Farkers: Five years ago, submitter posted a tongue-in-cheek post requesting the devs add the ability to clothe in-game corpses. The post has continued to grow in his absence. Grossness to the left, condemnation to the right
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Guy wears make-up to work and things get controversial. I mean, if the ladies can, why can't I? Guy seems super straight so this trend will likely become a fad with straight guys... haha, just kidding, no farking way
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Class ring found in lake, returned to owner 35 years after being lost. Owner now living in a cave, eating raw fish, chasing hobbit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rancor grows between the press and the White House, fueling fears it will develop a taste for human flesh just like the one kept at Jabba's palace
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
103 years after its creation, first Marine wins the Medal of Honor this day in 1965
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
When Hillary and Obama did things like what the Trump administration has, we subjected them to years of investigations and rumor. Wait, what site is this article on again?
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(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
A's, Red Sox, and Indians great Coco Crisp retires after 15 years in MLB, signs up to coach high school baseball team that needs to get some cereal-ous instruction
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Man dies from bullet wound. Fark: 59 years later
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Look. Just because we helped them with money, men and material 65 years ago and have been their only real friend since doesn't mean that we bear any responsibility for their actions so SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guys, stop being hysterical. Meeting with foreign agents in order to gain information on your political opponents happens all the time. If it is a crime, then we've all been guilty of it over the years. It's still a total frat move though
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After a long six years, Curb Your Enthusiasm returns for a 9th season on October 1, 2017. That's some pretty... pretty...pretttttttttttty good news
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
After 16 years at ESPN, NFL analyst Mark Schlereth is defecting to Fox Sports 1. Or he's retiring. Either way, we'll never see him again
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson hears about the Whole Foods 'tuna in chicken salad' recall and tries to explain her famous 2003 Chicken of the Sea mistake
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The newest cartoon on Adult Swim, Apollo Gauntlet -- a colorful singing spoof channeling He-Man, Queen-era Flash Gordon and cosplay D&D nerds -- started several years back on the Internet
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Nineties alternative rockers Belly returning to the studio for the first time in twenty-three years
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
At 8PM EDT, "TuneIn" as Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "S", spanning the years between 1953 and 1982
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former Google exec builds a high tech hat that will make telepathy possible in eight years. Although some people are skeptical as it appears the hat is being made out of tinfoil
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fifty Shades star Jamie Dornan appears in a new tourism campaign for Northern Ireland. Amusing photo error has no one looking at the landscape, though
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Scientists detect light from a star more than nine billion light years away
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is piercing a baby's cheek child abuse while circumcision is not? Stubby doesn't think so but read on
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
The "coolest-looking kindergarten in the world" will make you wish you were six years old again
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The insanity is over: The functioning alarm clock which has been in a wall for 13 years has finally been removed
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ten thousand years of Western Civilization when, suddenly, Trump
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un has managed to accomplish something that 1000 years of history couldn't do: make Japan and China get along
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(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
"You know I'll tell you that in 31 years on the job I've never seen that many people affected by eating a gummy bear"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pretty impressive: You have an eight-pack. Very impressive: You dominate gymnastics tournament, winning six gold medals and a silver. Fark impressive: You're seven years old
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Fail appears to have hired Ric Romero. Tune in on Caturday
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sears still shrinking
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When asked about their feelings on recovering the biggest ivory haul in 30 years, Hong Kong officials replied, "Just say that you love me"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Linguist studies the way Trump speaks for two years ...without ripping her ears off
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
After 3 years, Illinois finally passes a budget. Don't worry about it being written in crayon
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Scoring from first base on a fielding error takes on a whole new meaning when the Pirates aren't paying attention. Clint Hurdle: "Been in the game for 43 years and I played baseball before and I've never seen this play"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The first trailer for the "Godzilla: Monster Planet" is here and includes what appears to be a tentacle plant monster. Never change, Japan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been married for 19 years; my husband and I have three children, two in college, one in high school. My kids know divorce is inevitable and hate it; I had a one-time affair with a woman and we're in love. How do I approach this?"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
DeVry to pay $49 million to students for misleading ads about the chances of finding a job, says they were only copying colleges in the SEC who have been doing the same thing for years
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics Founder Stan Lee's wife Joan has passed away at age 93 after 69 years of marriage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Fiat 500 celebrates 60 years of sucking. Fix It Again Tony
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Boomtown Rats to release new album after 30 years, (but not on Monday)
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Breakfast through the years. MMMM Bacon
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists say the key to long life may be found in sharks that live for 400 years. In other news, there are still sharks alive that were born in the 1750s
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(Some Comic-Book Guy)
 
 
 
After 44 years, Mile-High Comics withdraws from San Diego Comic Con, saying they can't afford $18,000 to reserve booth space. In other news, they still sell comics at SDCC?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NHL free agents learn lesson from their NBA brethren, sign for under-market salaries and years in hopes of playing with friends, living in cool city, joining a super-team, or all three. Thanks, LeBron and KD
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk to receive the widest 70mm release in 25 years
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reporters: We'd really like to have a gander at the documents filed in the lawsuit alleging Trump used illegal workers when building his first Trump tower. Court: Sorry we threw those away years ago. Lawyer: Oh, hey, looks like *I* still have copies
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since Universal Soldier hit theaters like a round house kick to the throat. Let's take a look back and discuss how they don't make top secret assassin hit squads like they used to
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Lawyer who reported Bernie and Jane Sanders to federal authorities concerning bank fraud now admits it was all hearsay, argues that hearsay and conjecture are kinds of evidence
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 17 years, Dixie Chicks' marriage goes south
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Eighteen years ago the final episode of the best Star Trek series aired
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Paper planes usually take about a minute to make ... unless you decide to construct a perfect 1:60 scale replica of an Air India Boeing 777. Then it takes 9 years
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Over Fourth of July weekend twenty years ago, moviegoers learned the good guys dress in black
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A discussion of the "Disneyfication" of Star Wars. Sadly no leaked shots of a 4th Death Star with Mickey Mouse ears
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The benefit of repealing environmental laws? Ten years less life in Trumpistan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Millsap accepts 90M to help the Nuggets get to the eighth seed for the next three years
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A's play their 4,139th straight game without being no-hit, but it required some ninth-inning magic. And the longest no-hit streak in MLB (26 years) continues
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(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
The Bruins officially have nothing to show for the Tyler Seguin trade four years ago. Fark Chiarelli
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
150 years ago, America got a hat
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Curry signs the richest deal in NBA history: 5 years, 201 million dollars
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The ASPCA's top foster dad in NYC is known only as Charlie. Over the past five years, he has helped raise 25 foster kittens, cuddling, grooming and getting them emotionally and physically ready for adoption, hopefully just in time for Caturday
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dan Rather goes on CNN and explains that Donald Trump is nothing more than a malfunctioning robot whose programmers have been missing for years
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Austria should not have taken Adolf Hitler's house due to fears of space invaders exploiting open borders. At least, that's what this protester seems to be saying
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The F-22 Raptor will continue flying for another 43 years. That's a lot of in-air refueling
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Cranial forensic experts produce 3-D image of young Irishman who lived 500 years ago. He looks strangely familiar
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
After 62 years, Disneyland ride designers finally realize it might not be a good idea to portray women as property to be sold
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The first iPhone went on sale 10 years ago today - here's how Steve Jobs announced it
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Warning: bears in mirror may be closer than they appear
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spain's population rises for first time in six years on seasonal workers returning for actual available seasonal work
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
A small bottle of Canadian whisky that was hidden on an Australian warship for 35 years has finally been discovered
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sony to start making records again 30 years after abandoning vinyl as demand for format surges. No word yet concerning 8-track tapes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A man spent five years and thousands of pounds renovating a yacht in his garden only to see it sink within five minutes of its launch
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a virgin and headed to college in the fall. I had many boyfriends during the past years but never had sex with any of them as the opportunity never presented itself. Would it be acceptable for me to sleep with a good friend?"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Strangers buy a car, one years' insurance, $500 gas card, and two years of oil changes for man who walks 3 miles to his job in Texas heat
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
After five years, police still haven't been able to connect legs near Butte to anyone. Who's the police chief there, Dr. Frankenstein?
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
New study determines Brexit was driven by fears about immigration. Researchers now devoting their time to studying the moistness of water and the religious views of an old man in a silly hat
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two T-ball kids in Alabama combine to pull off an elusive triple play. Even at 6-years-old, awesome plays are awesome plays
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
20 years ago today, Mike Tyson asks Evander Holyfield to lend him an ear
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bears in central Pennsylvania suffering from mange, so be careful on Grindr
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
ATM turns 50 years old. Behold how a hole in the wall changed the world
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Britney Spears lip syncs her concerts - her critics know it, her fans know it. Everyone, it seems, but Britney Spears
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It only took 28 years, but the CPS has finally gotten around to charging people for the Hillsborough Disaster that caused the deaths of nearly 100 people
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Maine confirms its first measles case in 20 years. If only scientists would get off their ivory tower asses and develop something that could have prevented this from happening again
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
If you reported a sexual assault to the Austin, TX PD any time in the last 26 years, they'd like you to know they're finally getting around to running the DNA from the rape kit
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Tue June 27, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
20 years ago today, John Travolta and Nicolas Cage were face-swapping long before it was cool
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Woman makes it 80 years without being attacked by a rabid Bobcat in the face
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical company boss sentenced to 9 years in prison. No, not him, the one whose greed killed 76 people
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City zoo welcomes cutest bundle of baby squeee you'll see all day
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Japan diaper output falls for first time in 15 years and get your mind out of the damned gutter, it's just a business story. Oh yeah, "business" story
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Five guys take the same photo for 35 years and damn we're all getting old
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Old man Ichiro, at 43 years and 246 days old, becomes oldest MLB player ever to start in center field since 1900
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know, on second thought, maybe it WASN'T such a hot idea to give bail to a guy accused of scamming the government out of $600 million, who spoke several languages, had crossed the border 140 times in six years, and swore he'd never go to jail
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Retail store closings now number 5,300, triple the rate of last year. Even more shocking - Sears and Kmart are still open
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Sun June 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"North Koreans invade South Korea." Well, okay, this is a slightly old headline. Like 67 years old. But it might not be a bad idea to keep it handy just in case
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Wide receiver offered scholarship. News: He hasn't even graduated high school. Fark: He's only nine-years old
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Author Cecelia Tan explains how coming out as bi-sexual was easy, it was coming out as Slytherin that took years
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." 35 years ago today
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Devil wears Trumps
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Prospective Brexit negotiator Lord Buckethead appears at Glastonbury, discusses how Theresa May's negotiating tactics compare unfavorably with 'a slightly mouldy pain au chocolat'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Quahogs can live up to 507 years, Peter Griffin impressed
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Fri June 23, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bill Pullman reveals what he learned 30 years ago on Spaceballs: "this is going to be the secret that you carry through your whole career. You gotta get that part tight around your butt"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Move over hipsters, a Minneapolis man did something silly with a bike 130 years before it was cool
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
On Wednesdays he wears pink
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What do Arthur Andersen, Blackwater and Sears have in common?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sears announces the closing of 20 additional stores. In other news, there are still 20 Sears stores out there
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You no longer have to have a gender in Washington, D.C., as anyone who's looked for balls on a U.S. Congressman has known for years
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
64 years after the failed US-Iranian coup, we discover through declassified CIA documents that Langley told their Agent in Charge to stand down but he basically said: "Screw you, I do what I want. I'M A ROOSEVELT"
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Man discovers that getting his 10th DUI doesn't result in a card for a free drink. Also, damn, that's a hard 6 years
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pizzagate gunman sentenced to 4 years in prison. The right wing trolls who created Pizzagate? Pretty much running the country
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Disrespect to the president will lead to the rise of the Anti-Christ, no word on whether that includes the disrespect towards Obama from the right for eight years, but probably not
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Glitter Boobs, also know as Disco Tits are the big hit at this years Glastonbury Festival. (Not safe for work)
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Wet Hot and 10 years later
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soccer fan tweets that he's retiring his Bayern Munich mug after 20 years of drinking tea from it. FC Bayern get wind and send him a new mug for the next 20 years
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sears Canada shares drop on news it's preparing to seek court protection. SELL MORTIMER SELL
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Wed June 21, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Al Franken officially confirms his bid to run for president in 2020 by a need to clearly deny his intention to run 3 and a half years ahead
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (6/21): Marvel decides that it needs another Spider-Man title, Batman tells a Riddler vs Joker story, some shirtless guy fights bears, and Aquaman...grows a beard
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Illinois comptroller: "The state can no longer function without a ...budget without severely impacting our core obligations and decimating services to the state's most in-need citizens." They haven't had a budget for 3 years
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Being Trump's press secretary is not something Laura Ingraham is dying to do; in fact, she really has to wash her hair and pick her sister up from the airport the next four years
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears inform Packers fan, who is a Chicago Bears season ticket holder, ahead of time that he cannot wear opposing team gear on the sideline. You better believe that's a lawsuit
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Iowa police closer to finding man who went missing two years ago. One foot closer
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers have been to the NBA Finals three years in a row, so naturally it's time to fire the GM. Next up, LeBron gets traded to the Clippers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Animal lovers in Britain share ways to keep their doggies and moggies cool during national heat crisis. "A cat appears to be confused at the sight of an ice cube in their bowl of water"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trend of starfish bleaching appears to be ending
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Daniel Day-Lewis announces he will quit acting. Nicolas Cage announces he stopped acting years ago and that hasn't stopped him from making movies
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thar's gold in them thar hills. Thar's gold miners in them thar bears
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: "Democrats will have ample opportunity to read and amend the Affordable Healthcare Act repeal bill that took us years to put together. We think 10 hours are more than sufficient"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's financial disclosures show that he has a lot of money in the same way you "own" a house that has 20 years left to go on a 30-year mortgage
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
France's members of parliament include a female professional athlete, a self-taught cyber guru, and "the Lady Gaga of Math." Whereas here in America, we've got people who talk to an invisible sky wizard and believe Earth is only 6,000 years old
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Caturdays have been going on for over 9,000 years
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It was 10 years ago, WWE killed Vince McMahon in its most ridiculous storyline ever
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: "The Panama Canal is doing quite well. I think we did a good job building it, right?" Panamanian President Varela: "Yeah. A hundred years ago"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pop group Hanson slams Justin Bieber: 'His music is chlamydia of the ear'
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois is one or two court orders away from complete insolvency as the game of chicken between Governor Rauner and the House Speaker Mike Madigan nears its third year
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former UPI reporter who covered woman's murder as his first story wants to look at records to see if he can solve cold case. DA: No, because we need more time to look into it. We've only had 48 years
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Sat June 17, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Because those who forget history are doomed to repeat it, let's take a look back 45 years. "All the President's Men - Revisited" with Woodward and Bernstein on MSNBC at 9pm ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One radio show pranks another with a fake Tom Cruise interview leaving the hosts distressed and in tears over the cruel hoax. What a weak willed world this has become
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
New definition of insanity: An alarm clock hidden inside the walls of your home goes off at the same time every evening for the last 13 years
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Survivor of eight bear attacks literally writes the book on how to survive a bear attack "When Bears Attack Humans" based on his research of primary and secondary sources, wants people to know that they could end up being eaten if killed by a bear
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Fri June 16, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After 41 years, McDonald's snuffs out its Olympic torch
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man who watched too many Toshiro Mifune movies sentenced to six years in jail
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
"... the bunnies appear to have pierced ears with dangling objects, including key fobs and an old CTA pass, hanging from them"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
President Trump orders the government to stop work on Y2K bug because it's still not going to happen 17 years after the fact
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Breatharian" couple claims to have lived for nine years without food and instead are sustained solely by the energy of the universe
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Pilot of the blimp that crashed at the U.S. Open yesterday had two emergency landings and a crash in two years. CEO says he's: "the most sought after pilot to fly this type of blimp model"
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More fun than breeding owlbears, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Arcanum for approx $1.27 USD. What have you been playing? Ark? Overwatch? Stellaris? Maybe pre-ordering a Retron 77 that will play your Atari 2600 games in HDMI? Tell us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian investigation looks like it's winding down and it appears that Trump & Friends are in the clear. Just kidding: Mueller hired 13 lawyers and plans on getting more
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un is in hiding as he fears covert U.S. assassination squads
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
265 years ago, Ben Franklin did something extraordinary. And no, it wasn't having several French mistresses, that came later
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
35 years ago 3 dudes set out to win a mobile home by living on a billboard. This is their story
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Artist spends five years traveling the world to meet and photograph all 626 of her Facebook friends
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Jesse Lingard wears No 14 shirt at Man United in homage to Arsenal great
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Wed June 14, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
After 7 years, Utah's liquor store drought is over
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner fears President Bannon is about to expose more secrets about him to the public
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"It's the worst approval rating for any governor in any state surveyed by Quinnipiac University in more than 20 years,"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Ten years after "The Wire," let's check in on Baltimore. Oh
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over the past year about 70% of Trump property buyers have been LLCs -- which allow purchases without revealing owners' names -- compared with about 4% in the two previous years. But hey, it's probably just another coincidence, right?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How streakiness in basketball actually disproves the 'hot hand fallacy,' say scientists who only took 30 years to catch the error
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Tue June 13, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Director apologizes for awful Batman & Robin movie 20 years too late
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Travel through NYC with synced video from today and 80 years ago
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple working on an autonomous car system, says it still has a few bugs on how it can replace all the standards every few years
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
100 years after it disappeared, it has returned
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
50 years ago this week, Loving (and Love) won
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(Comet TV)
 
 
 
"Battlestar Galactica: The SyFy Years" just had a reunion, and Edward James Olmos' punch might have been spiked as he claims it was better than "Blade Runner"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife of 20 years has informed me she no longer is interested in sex. She says I can get a girlfriend but must be discreet, no sleepovers, and none of our friends, family, or kids can find out. Can I go for it or is it a trap?"
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto transit commission reveals the biggest reasons why your subway is delayed. "Train in contact with person" comes in at number five with 87 hours over 3 years. Lot of depressed people in Toronto
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, America's greatest modern President foretold the fall of communism by telling the Russians to "Tear down this wall"
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(Some Pill)
 
 
 
Aspirin went generic 100 years ago, so why is Bayer still in business?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Forget about NASA satellites. Yankees' Aaron Judge just launched a 496-foot home run, the longest in MLB in 8 years
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Sure, they're not as cute as baby seals or polar bears, but if you truly care about what global warming is doing to the oceans, then you better care about what's happening right now to the gannets
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
"The Cat Man" of Arizona has saved thousands of feline lives over the past 13 years, and despite being 82 years old, has no intentions of stopping anytime soon, not even on Caturday
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
It took 140 years, but designers have finally created the "most horrific piece of swimwear ever"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister transitioned into a man and broke up with his long-term girlfriend. I've had a crush on his ex for years, and we too have been friends. I think she wants to date me but I don't know if I'm misreading the signals. What do?"
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Balloon purchased to celebrate child's birth is still fully inflated 18 years later. Not enthralling news, I know, but given the UK election and Comey's testimony, I thought we could all use a lift. Lift, geddit?
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(Bored Panda)
 
Boobies
 
You'd still hit it, even after 30 years (Not safe for work)
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
One more reason to hate the Russians: Their invasion into Budapest in 1944 destroyed the Zwack Distillery where the herbal liqueur Unicum had been produced by the same family for more than 150 years
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Fungi awake bacteria from their slumber" is the best sci-fi movie pitch of the past 20 years or so
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Russian malware communicates by leaving comments in Britney Spears's Instagram account. C&C serve me comrade one more time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're feeling extra-wise today - or if your arthritis is ju