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500 headlines found matching 'ears'
Wed July 23, 2014
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Real-life Better Call Saul (er, Jimmy) billboard appears in Albuquerque
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(26)
 
(Smatterist)
 
 
 
Not News: 11 odd and ridiculous female products. Fark: Sears 1908 catalog. Great-great grandma had it going on
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(9)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that 22% of Americans feel the best way to fix Congress is to fire everyone. If there were only some way that people could do something to replace members of Congress every two years or so
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Yes we're in a tech bubble Here's how I know it (Featured Partner)
 
 
(The Meta Picture)
 
 
 
Sick of the abysmally slow service in restaurants now? Comparisons of surveillance footage taken ten years ago, and now, shows the real reason. (Look in a mirror, you foodie twats)
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(162)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man gets three years in prison for making elderly woman pay $50 for getting her gutters cleaned. No, get your mind out of the gutter
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
World's oldest ham is 112 years old and edible, say people who have notably not attempted to eat it
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(Wired)
 
 
 
In 20 years, most new cars won't have steering wheels or pedals, will program their allegiance only to Skynet
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Every woman has a 'bikini body.' It may be buried under years of ho-hos, but it's there
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(204)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years, rockin' my peers and . . . and I forgot the third thing. Oops
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(46)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
17 years ago, a cargo ship spilled millions of Legos into the sea, and Cornish residents are still collecting it. "The holy grail is an octopus or a dragon. If your neighbour had found a green dragon, you'd want to go out and find one yourself"
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Thanks to the U.S. Sentencing Commission, which unanimously voted to retroactively reduce prison sentences for drug offenders who are currently serving their terms, 46,000 dangerous criminals will be released two years ahead of schedule
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Four years too late, Liberals finally throw in the towel on Obama
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Sat July 19, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
More than 30 years ago a World War II veteran began building and maintaining hillside cross made up of thousands of stones, all hand-placed to honor his fellow veterans who never made it home. Now a 15-year-old boy is fighting to keep the area intact
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It took GM 11 months to warn customers of their ignition switch problem. Wait, did I say 'months'? I meant years. 11 years
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(58)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
FL GOP to judge: So I know you said the districts we drew make a mockery of the democratic process and all, but it's gonna take us... say, two years to redraw them, so we're cool using them until then right?
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(135)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
R.J. Reynolds descendant takes a bite of bankrupt cupcake chain hoping to smoke some sweet profits out of the ashes of the company, swears on a stack they're not addictive
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pinky may be 28-years-old but she's still perky as a kitten when Caturday rolls around
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Fri July 18, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Pull up your fainting couch, apparently the U.S. Supreme Court is not comprised of scientists, as is evident in these hilarious useless comments as they've handed down tech decisions over the years
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(92)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Lexicographer finds the 31 most adorable terms for sexual intercourse from the last 600 years. Apparently, a little bawdy mystery goes a long way
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(110)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife told me we never had kids because she was barren from cancer. As she lay dying, she told me she'd taken birth control for twenty years and had two abortions. I swear this isn't fake"
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Man eats pizza every day for 25 years and lives to tell about it. "Why would I eat a carrot when I could eat a pizza?"
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA says alien life will be discovered in the next 20 years or so. ALF and Kang unavailable for comment
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(42)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Batman celebrates his 75th birthday: "Our culture has changed vastly since 1939 but the remarkable thing is that Batman has changed, adapted and remained relevant to it. Batman launched before Pearl Harbor. He's now lasted 14 years past 9/11"
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Explore)
 
 
 
Once again it's time for brown bears vs salmon. LGT live cam action from Alaska's Brooks Falls in Katmai National Park
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(92)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senate gets around to confirming a federal judge today, 17 years after his nomination
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Judge rules lottery winner must share winnings with psychic, in case which appears to be about medium level bullshiat
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(94)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Three years after it would have made a difference, Google+ changes its policy on real names and invites Gene Masseth, Haywood Jablowme, and Weedlord Bonerhitler into its circle of friends
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(36)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
45 years ago, at 9:32 AM EDT, Apollo 11 lifted off carrying Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins to the moon. And that wasn't just a euphemism for spousal abuse, as it had been in the past
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Tue July 15, 2014
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Remember the "Obama's going to pay my mortgage" lady? Here she is six years later, after coming out of the ether
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(Wall Street Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Seven teams that could win the Super Bowl next year. And the Bears
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(91)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Guy who invented the vanishing free kick spray at the World Cup set to become a millionaire after spending 14 years in poverty developing the spray. "I've paid a high price. I chose not to see my children grow up so that I could make this work"
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(101)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman upset that a man at a family-friendly pool wears a speedo around as if it weren't a big deal
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee, 2012: Flying commercial because he's a man of the people. Two years later: Chartering planes like a boss
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(40)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Oldest case of Down Syndrome discovered in France, with the remains estimated to be about 1,500 years old
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(91)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, a Florida town was founded to be a tax- and regulation-free "model community." Let's see how it's doing today
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(314)
 
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that Americans won't care about soccer for another four years, 64,000 show up to watch Seattle play Portland last night
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Sun July 13, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken will play Captain Hook in NBC's upcoming Peter Pan musical. Just don't ask him where they kept the hook all those years
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New report says that the tipped minimum wage hasn't gone up in 23 years. However, if you've been working tables at Denny's since 1991, you've definitely got bigger problems
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man hurts his back, and medicine makes him temporarily delusional, so he stops taking it. Just to be on the safe side, authorities lock him away, totally sane, in the funny farm for 20 years
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Sat July 12, 2014
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
With 2/3 of the season finished and 6 different winners here in the past 6 years, who has the best chance tonight? It's the Iowa Corn Indy 300 (8:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The United States is projected to have a $71 billion surplus and the smallest deficit in over six years. THANKS, OBAMA. No, really...thanks. It's like they halcyon days of the Bill Clinton administration
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
After 15 years, Toyota decides that it's time to put an end to our Supra withdrawal
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(56)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Phillips, Happy belated 98th birthday and thanks for being our tenant for 50 years. Please vacate the property in 30 days. Best wishes, The Management
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(99)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Sometimes, your guardian angel appears in a halo of holy light. Other times, he breaks into your home wearing a purple robe and woman's bathing suit and watches you sleep
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(14)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
American tourist endears herself to residents of Scottish village by calling out full marine rescue response to nine-year-old shipwreck sitting in village's harbor
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(44)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The most famous Baseball player ever started his MLB career pitching for the Boston Red Sox 100 years ago today. Then, he went and got some beers, hot dogs and hookers
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Thu July 10, 2014
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Lake Mead (that bunch of water behind the Hoover Dam) to fall to historic low, after back-to-back driest years in a century
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(139)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
For the first time in twenty years, The Simpsons did not get an Emmy nomination
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(67)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For a few glorious years in the mid-1960s, the Green Monster showed the world what six wheels and the engine from an F-104 Starfighter could do
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fat woman wears bikini, world doesn't end. Some bystanders did report a brief eclipse, though
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Wed July 09, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What good are expensive toys if you can't play with them just for fun? POV video of a fast-rope exercise from a CH-53E helicopter onto the USS Kearsarge
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(36)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are against the bipartisan prison sentencing reform effort because getting someone to accept a ridiculous plea bargain by threatening 20 years in jail over a few grams of pot is what makes the American justice system great
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man dead for over 200 years gets American citizenship. First stop will be Chicago to register to vote
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(44)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Jersey Joke: Still funny after all these years. In fact, it's literally older than the state itself
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(118)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
African policeman uses years of training and natural instinct to shoot a wild and aggressive animal that broke into his home. The tortoise was later burned to ash by a local Christian group
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Crafting is good for your mental health, which helps explains why the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood who always wears all those macrame earmuffs and scarves at the same time is the picture of sanity
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Britney Spears demo (without autotune) leaks online. It sounds exactly like you might expect, just a bit worse
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(89)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
"Somehow I lived in Wisconsin for the first 17 years of my life, was a Brewers fan for many of those years, and never realized the old Brewers logo contained the letters "m" and "b" hidden in the ball and glove"
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(49)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Crowdfunding effort brings NASA solar probe - abandoned in solar orbit for more than 30 years - back to life
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Navy admits they spent $36 million in the last nine years flying a plane around Cuba every day to broadcast an anti-Castro TV channel the Cubans figured out to block on its first day and whose nickname in Cuba is 'the channel that cannot be seen'
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Canada destroys Kuwait 91-0 in their match at International Federation of American Football tournament. In related news, there appears to be a genuine world championship in the sport of American football
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(55)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado has been providing its low-income citizens with free birth control pills and IUDs since 2009. Now they're reporting a 40% drop in the teen pregnancy rate in 5 years. Some people have a problem with this
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(368)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you hid your jar full of change a couple thousand years ago and can't remember where, we've got some good news for you
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(42)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Tornado tears through cemetery in Saskatchewan. There were no surviviors
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After years of futile efforts, the TSA finally finds that shoe they've been looking for
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(28)
 
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Remember blowing into Nintendo cartridges to get them to work? Yeah, 30 years later, it turns out you were wasting your time and believing an urban legend. Here comes the retro gaming science
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Raju the elephant was held in chains for 50 years and abused after being poached in India. He has finally found his freedom after being rescued by a wildlife charity who claim they saw him cry when he was released in to the wild on Independence day
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(76)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
After 41 years, Steve Walsh has reached the point of no return with Kansas
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(50)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
There is a marijuana shortage, and it seems that Washington and Colorado will learn what drug dealers have known for years: it's dangerous to run out of product, and drug addicts will go to extreme lengths to get their fix
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(162)
 
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd to release first new album in 20 years titled 'Endless River'...apparently a reference to the amount of money they expect to generate from sales
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad news everyone, Courtney Love is planning on assaulting our ears once more. This time in a duet with train-wreck and former child star Miley Cyrus
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(48)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Talley, Remember when we told you that you were the oldest living American at 115 years old? Well, there's been a change
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne celebrate 32 years of marriage which is like 52 years in 'Hollywood years'. So if you can't respect either of them for anything else, respect them for being able to put up with each other for so long
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(21)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago this week, Seinfeld made its debut on NBC. Can you name the 25 future stars who appeared on the show? Yes, they're spectacular
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Of all the achievements America has made over the past two hundred-plus years, only one thing would make Thomas Jefferson proud: the advent of craft beer
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
75 years ago today, Lou Gehrig was the luckiest man alive
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(22)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Experts: in 10 years, every human on the planet will have internet access
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(54)
 
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
That web browser you stopped using 10 years ago is the most popular browser in the world by far
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(50)
 
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
How long would it take to try 25,000 different beers? Couple takes 35 years to sample each on a case by case basis
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jaromir Jagr, hockey's Abe Vigoda, outlasts another one: Alexei Kovalev calls it a career after 24 years. In other news, Kovalev was still playing. Somewhere. Allegedly
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(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you're 84 years old, THIS is how you troll America's Got Talent
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(20)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
MLB's wacky season continues as Rick Porcello becomes the first pitcher in 25 years to throw a 9 inning shutout without walking or striking out a single batter
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(13)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Over 100 rare Bob Dylan acetates discovered after 40 years. No, they aren't all scratchy and warped sounding... that's just what he sounds like
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The rate by which Americans injure themselves with fireworks has reached the highest level recorded in 10 years. Thanks, Obama
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(73)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
John Boehner is a weepy dynamite monkey, and Obama should know better than to taunt him
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(141)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Group refused service at Atlanta restaurant because a member of the party's sleeveless t-shirt violated the "gentleman's dress code" for the establishment. The fact that he was 4-years old did not sway management to make an exception
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(141)
 
(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
USPS takes 83 years to deliver a letter 150 miles. That sounds about right
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(60)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
After sixteen years of marriage, Jewel is back on the solo-yodeling circuit again
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(82)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Researchers claim a third of women have gone through a sex dry spell lasting at least a year. Subby's got that beat by six years
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(351)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman finds class ring. FARK: After 60 years and it was discovered in a dried-up lake
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(29)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Obama is the worst president in 70 years
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(228)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the surprise of.......well, no one really ..... DNA analysis of alleged Bigfoot hair from several museums shows that the hair comes from bears, wolves, and other furry animals
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(44)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It took Triceratops a million years to get its horn. Don't wait that long; ask your doctor about Cialis
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(38)
 
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, the US Navy finally figured out what to do with a drunken sailor. They took away his alcohol
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(53)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Dog pukes up wedding ring lost for five years after eating a popsicle "Friends have said, 'I want a dog that throws up diamonds' Who wouldn't, right?"
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(43)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a Sears or KMart store of your very own? Well, now's your chance
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
BP estimates the world has 53.3 years worth of oil left. Which means just over five decades to go before any chance of peace in the Middle East
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(241)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Will the Supreme Court set back contraceptive rights nearly five decades? Will they strike down Unions? Find out today as the Supremes take on two of the biggest cases in years. It's your official SCOTUS Discussion Thread
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(1245)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Englishman in New York wants USA World Cup run to end. "Costa Rica's progression to the very last stages of the World Cup would be incredibly romantic. The USA's would be deeply troublesome. They don't deserve it, not for at least another 48 years"
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(47)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What do you do if you're an English fan and England just lost to Uruguay at the World Cup? C) Attack a fellow English fan and bite his ear off while scream racist taunts at him (Warning: Graphic content)
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(18)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's been 16 years since The Undertaker bah gawd broke Mick Foley in half in a Hell in a Cell match. Here are 22 moments from the match where Foley proved he was tougher than shoeleather in that environment
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese man has spent £24,000 on hundreds of tickets for the new Transformers film - just to prove to his ex-girlfriend how rich he has become. They broke up seven years ago when he was poor
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that religious couple who hand out bibles instead of candy on Halloween? Apparently the bible wasn't clear on if it's wrong to beat your children and keep them chained in a basement dungeon for years
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(92)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL to remove $675 million cap on concussion injury claims. Apparently they figure in a few years most the players will forget about it anyway
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(11)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
30 years later, someone completes Super Mario Bros. in under 5 minutes
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(31)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
No one gets their teen years right, so what advice would you give your 13-year-old self?
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(477)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eleven years, over one hundred thousand lives, and $1.7 trillion later, the Iraq War looks a lot more like Vietnam than most of us are willing to admit
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(265)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airline CEO says the search for flight 370 could take decades. In related news, CNN announces its programming lineup for the next ten years
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those moon-beam libs just got California's credit rating downgraded. Let that be a lesson to...oh, it was upgraded? To the highest level in 13 years? Well, BENGHAZI
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(160)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An app that lets you auction off the public parking spot you're currently occupying to the highest bidder who wants it? Yes, it appears that San Francisco does have a problem with that
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(138)
 
(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Vandal cuts power to Tucson residents. Nobody notices for 4 years
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(24)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Six bears housed at closed game farm forced to suffer the humiliation of being rescued by Styx and REO Speedwagon
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Problem: Nags Head, N.C. government environmental study predicts that their region will be 39 inches underwater by 2100. Solution: Make it illegal for environmental studies to look more than 30 years ahead. Taa-Daa, problem solved
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(160)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TBS has whittled down every great episode of Seinfeld, found the twenty-five best ones, and will air them in honor of the show's twenty-fifth anniversary. Wait...Seinfeld is 25 years old? OH GOD I'M GETTING SO OLD
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(134)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
George Clooney checks what his ride will look like in 25 years, even though he'll have a new model in less than 10
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(29)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parents who waited 18 years to have the house back, I have bad news: "Boomerang kids" are not leaving anytime soon, and if you wait for them to just "figure things out," they'll just outlive you
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(399)
 
(FullFact)
 
 
 
How to interpret health news stories for yourself, because the media will invariably get it wrong
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(14)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Putting away money in a 401(k) or IRA to provide income for yourself in your golden years. New Hotness: FARK THAT WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite years of rising premiums public's satisfaction with auto insurance companies has never been higher, according to latest survey of people who enjoy lying to pollsters (23)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
More than twenty years after he was secretly videotaped smoking crack, Marion Barry still says he never smoked crack. "Never smoked crack - as simple as that"
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(131)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert who has been happily married 25 years offers advice to make long-term relationships work, and it's slightly more constructive than your strategy of 'marry someone you hate and buy them a house'
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(53)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A charity rappelling event has been delayed amid fears that seagulls would dive-bomb the fundraisers"
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(33)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I see here on your resume you spent 17 years on Mars protecting five human colonies from Martians. Well, thanks for coming in; we'll be in touch
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(89)
 
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Six years ago today, the world lost a legend. In remembrance, here are five great George Carlin bits that everybody should know
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(87)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Celebrating 50 years of CBS being the propaganda arm of the DNC, from dishonestly editing interviews to fabricating reports, to making shiat up about republicans. Congrats
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(89)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Have you ever said to yourself, "If only there was a way to help a fellow TFette in her battle against cancer"? Well now you can. Hero tag is for the 14 years she has been waging it
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(30)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tree-hugging, animal loving activist and member of various pro-animal groups admitted to feeding black bears in his neighborhood, including the one who viciously attacked his neighbor. Sadly, he received no prison time for his idiocy
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(83)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After 25 years, it's time to forgive Ghostbusters II: "It's every moviegoer's right to be miserable and treat sequels like dirt. But 25 years on, Ghostbusters II holds up far better than you might remember"
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(171)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Mysterious sea creature in Gulf finally identified after 2 years thanks to unusual sex organ. After confirming it wasn't your mom, they found it to be a placental jellyfish usually found in the Antarctic that was checking what warm water feels like
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(34)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even hot girls like the one pictured can't open bank accounts if they bounced a few checks years earlier. so NY State is going after the much abused use of ChexSystems by banks. Because somebody has to protect hot girls, like the one pictured
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(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mission Creep: President Obama got you smiling and nodding in agreement when he said only U.S. Military Advisers were heading to Iraq? Pssst, dirty secret, U.S. Military Advisers have been fighting for years
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(95)
 
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists use 17 skulls from 430,000 years ago to demonstrate the early evolution of what would eventually become the Neanderthals. In other news, this headline lacks any jokes but don't worry there will be plenty of jokes to the right
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(28)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier is 25 years-old .... and it still sucks just as much as it did 25 years ago
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(164)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures unveils the next two years of releases. Michael Bay fans everywhere rejoice
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(12)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Paxman broadcasts final show after 25 years, signs off with "ewewewewewew wop wop"
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(5)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN and FoxNews both breathlessly promote their "exclusive interview". With the same person. Who's been interviewed on both networks many, many, many times before. I mean, it's not like Hillary has been living under a rock the past 20 years, ya know
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(24)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The best sales week for a vinyl LP since they started keeping track was __ years ago, breaking the former record set __ years ago. A) 20, 40 B) 10, 30 C) 0, 20
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(24)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
NSW ends 8 years of Origin frustration
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(12)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman graduates high school at 111-years-old. Hopefully won't go streaking to celebrate
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(16)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
30 years later, people are still finding glitches in Super Mario Bros. like this newly discovered infinite lives glitch (w/video)
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bear and cubs steal kids' lunch boxes from day camp. Yogi and Boo Boo described as bears of interest and wanted for questioning
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(10)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR story is 11 years too late
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(12)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Blossom' cast reunites after 20 years. Whoa, Six
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(66)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Frenchman found guilty of ordering kidnapping of the guy who murdered his daughter. Thirty years ago. Liam Neeson nods in approval
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(50)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The classic BBC cartoon Danger Mouse is getting a reboot, 33 years after it premiered
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(63)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
After Obamacare goes into effect, Obama's own annual physical is 2.5 years late
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(45)
 
(The Eagle)
 
 
 
After two years of studies, researchers conclude that "coolness is a subjective, positive trait perceived in people, brands, products, and trends that are autonomous in an appropriate way." Still no cure for cancer
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(18)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
America's anniversary porn: "We've just had the 20th anniversary of the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman murders. Coming up: 25 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall. And it's just going to get worse from there"
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(54)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The guy who designed the F-16 tears calls the F-35 a turkey. Proceeds to tell the kids to get off his lawn
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most influential movie of the last 25 years was made in 1989, starred Michael Keaton and more people hated it at the time than loved it: "On June 23rd, 1989 Batman arrived and nothing has ever been the same since"
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(182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Porky's - best described as "the Star Wars of smut-tinged coming-of-age comedies" - finally gets a Blu-Ray release more than 30 years after it was made
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(81)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
20 years ago today in NYC: Following the Rangers Stanley Cup victory parade up Broadway,thousands of Knicks fans in bars around the city lose their shiat as TVs show a slow moving white Bronco in LA in lieu of Game 5 of the Finals
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(44)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Senator Vitter (R-LA): If you elect me to replace Bobby Jindal as governor...I may just be open to expanding Medicaid for the state. Just ignore the fact that I fought Obamacare tooth and nail for 5 years and this'll make much more sense
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(44)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Case for Doing Nothing in Iraq" Either way, we're getting bit in the ass 15 years from now
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(28)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The last few years have regrettably made the phrase 'Republican pollster' less a job title than a punch line. With fewer and fewer people picking up the phone to bother talking to the pollsters in the first place, getting it right is HARD"
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(27)
 
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
"It's been argued for years that some of the best music of the modern era has come from video games. One of the best additions to this grand collection is Portrait of a Plumber, a Super Mario 64 Remix album by OCremix'
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(121)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
If you didn't get the message when they bombed two Ugandan nightclubs four years ago, al-Shabaab reminds us that they really hate people who watch the World Cup
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(44)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Man inserts himself into Britney Spears... video. Hilarity ensues
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(22)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un emerges from his lair, predicts six more years of brutal totalitarianism
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(86)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Bears observed engaging in oral sex. Now we know why Yogi kept Boo Boo around. (Maybe Not Safe For Work, if your office considers bear sex off limits)
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(32)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, the Chicago Cubs traded a light hitting outfielder named Lou Brock to the St. Louis Cardinals
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(19)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton is the most admired President of the past 25 years. Wow, that's like being the one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind
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(99)
 
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
Hospice patient was former forest ranger, but hasn't been able to go outside for several years, because of his illness. Firefighters decide to take him on one last hike in the forest. Dust, dust... it's everywhere
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(35)
 
(Some Spontn80)
 
 
 
(checks date) Seven Years Running. What would you say to your Dad today if you could?
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(329)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Vandal sprays walls of police station with 'DUMB COPS' and 'KINGY BOYZ RULE' graffiti before fleeing on child's scooter. Fark: Suspect is 63 years old
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(27)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
44 years ago Dock Ellis no-hit the Padres high on LSD. "I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire"
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(41)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
First Interleague MLB game played 17 years ago this week. Here's a handful of Interleague trivia for your next bar bet
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(27)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
It took a startup 7 years to make a cup. Inflation must have driven the price to $199
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(67)
 
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
NASA explores faster than light travel with designs for a trip to Alpha Centauri in only two weeks. Which is a pretty amazing since after 45 years we still can't get back to the Moon
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(79)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oyster Farm: Hey, Feds, we'd like to finish out a 40-year lease on your land to run our business. Feds: OK, but we're not going to renew it when it's over in 7 years. Is that OK? Oyster Farm: Yup, totes cool. *7 years later* ENTER LIBERTARIANS
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(229)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Earth and Moon may be way older than we thought. Possibly up to 7000 years old
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(63)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
12 reasons to watch Edge Of Tomorrow. The best part? It's all videos. Shhh, no tears, only dreams now
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(112)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
James Franco swears he would rather saw his arm off with a rusty penknife than have sex with Lindsay Lohan, so he wrote a story about it. Fark: bonus "Nine Stories" reference
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(28)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sony unveils a new PS4 video game trailer that is pretty much guaranteed to be played on all cable news networks every time there is a mass shooting incident in the next five years
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(78)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's lonely and paranoid final years are revealed
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(22)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Parents: Our daughter has been randomly tested for drugs five different times in three years and it always comes up negative, so we're not letting it happen again. School: Fine. We're kicking your daughter out of Honor Society
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(189)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not unusual: man wonders if Vermeer might have "cheated" his photorealistic paintings. Unusual: spends years to conduct the experiment, even recreating the 17th century furniture in the room
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(104)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
What happens when you apply for an immigration visa for your daughter to enter the U.S. the correct way? She waits on line for 21 years only to get turned away for being too old
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(143)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How Thomas Kinkade, America's 'Painter Of Light' is more successful than ever, two years after he drank himself to death
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(206)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Drunken businessman wearing lederhosen chews the ear off a former World's Strongest Man finalist at Oktoberfest event in Scotland. "The night finished up with someone biting my ear off. It wasn't entirely pleasant"
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(53)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
While performing surgery for an ulcer, doctors accidentally leave scissors in patient's stomach. He suffers shear agony for nine years
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(25)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Armed suspect disappears after jumping roofs in North Hollywood, schools on lockdown, police asking for assistance and caution from public. UPDATE: Suspect arrested after barricading himself in North Hollywood home
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(197)
 
(Adirondack Express)
 
 
 
The bears have figured out how to open your car doors, people. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(72)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Billions of years of the evolution of the universe, viewed in time-lapse of less than 6 minutes
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(85)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
OG hipster cafe in Brooklyn to close after 15 years due to 70 percent increase in rent. Employee speculates landlord wants to "gouge some naive entrepreneurs for their life savings, and they'll close in a year and a half"
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(91)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Government rules cheese can't age on wooden boards - and that Americans can't import cheese from Europe that was aged on wooden boards in methods used for thousands of years
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(285)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian government target Snowden six years ago as a target to convince to defect. This continues the saga of the man who to complain about government abuse went to Russia
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(131)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you can lose an object worth $10 million in your closet for 25 years, you've got too much damn money
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(34)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
So, two or three black bears get spotted and suddenly the county decides to offer $180 "bear proof" trash cans to residents
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(57)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Axl Rose says Guns N Roses has completed two albums that might get released sometime in the next thirty years
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(38)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
At 81, Willie Nelson still has it. Here's his new album Band of Brothers in its entirety, his first in 18 years containing all-new material
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
From Slate intern to selling a start-up for $25 million in just a few years. Hey, but you got a few greenlights last month, you rock
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(66)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Tea Party's legacy after five years: no significant legislation, a government shutdown that cost billions, an ironic reading of "Green Eggs and Ham," and a bunch of old white guys that shout at clouds
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can you spot the whale in this painting? If not, don't feel bad, it took art lovers 150 years to find it
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(65)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Did you know Ronald Reagan has been dead for ten years? Okay, smartypants, did you know Nancy Reagan still isn't?
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(43)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Researchers discover species that they thought went extinct 124 years ago, do exactly what you'd expect them to
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(42)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Fire Department Captain hears knocking on his door at night and directs the confused person to the birthday party down the street... just kidding, he decides to put a few bullets through the door to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights
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(113)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Interesting: the Issue of Homosexuals divides the TX GOP platform committee. Sad: between those who want to say it "tears the fabric of Society apart" and offends God, and those who merely want to endorse therapy to help them "escape" their lifestyle
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(75)
 
(Aviation Week)
 
 
 
"Scientists believe that if there is life in the Solar System, they will find it in the next 25 years." But to find it, we'll have to ignore the monolith's directive regarding Europa
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(18)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
In recent years people are throwing more and more coming out parties, more and more divorce parties, and more and more pet birthday parties, proving one thing: Americans will celebrate anything if it gives them an excuse to eat more cake
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(103)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spend 25 years walking backwards for world peace? You may just forget how to walk forwards
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(44)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The owner of the Oakland A's is reportedly close to making a deal that would keep the A's in Oakland Coliseum for another ten years. Making this the worst decision made by the A's since they traded Carlos Peña
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(53)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Colonel Edward Shames of Easy Company is still a badass 70 years later
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(13)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Corey Hart now wears his prescription bifocals at night
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(41)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After years of debate, the NFL decides to ditch 'Super Bowl L' in favor of 'Super Bowl 50'. But only for this one game. Because 'L' somehow looks silly, but 'LI' doesn't
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(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the U.K., the number of people living 100 years or more has doubled every decade since the 1950's. Most centenarians today die of a common cause. You guessed it: heroin overdose
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The fire hydrant gets its first major makeover in 100 years. Your dog is not impressed
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(88)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
50 years ago the world was given a vision of the Future at the New York World's Fair. Then the corporations found out they could make more money destroying the future than building it
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(55)
 
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
The Cubs, assumed to be leaving WGN-TV after this season, now have also bolted from WGN radio after 90 years on the air
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(75)
 
(Attitude Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Pennsylvania lawmaker predicts US will have a gay president in the next 10 years in latest boost to Hillary Clinton's unending campaign
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(94)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Mandela' screenwriter believes his movie failed because '12 Years A Slave' sucked up all the free floating black guilt that normally would have driven people to see his film
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(52)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Cleveland Indians "Ten Cent Beer Night" goes horribly wrong. "Fans threw rocks on the field, stormed the field, attacked the opposing team. Texas was awarded a forfeit." Ah, the good times
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(28)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How songwriters are screwed in the digital age: "Forty years ago, co-writing a song with Ringo Starr would have bought me a house and a pool. Now, estimating 100,000 plays on Spotify, we guessed we'd split about $80. I was way too optimistic"
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(295)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
To celebrate YouTube's 9th birthday they invited some of their favorite performers to star in a mashup of memorable musical moments from the past 9 years (featuring The Gregory Brothers, Tay Zonday & many more)
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(22)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In two years, we could have "3 person babies," which are created from two chicks and one dude, but not in the sexy way, as God intended
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(39)
 
(Lebanon Daily News)
 
 
 
Scientists in Germany regrow Van Gogh's ear...just a few years too late
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(15)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Hey, sorry your little girl disappeared without a trace in our resort town seven years ago. But would mind awfully not looking for her body for a few more months? It really bums out the tourists. Kthnxby
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(64)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Viking Chad Greenway helps rescue two stranded boaters on windswept lake... even though one was a Bears fan. "Good thing he told me that after"
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(18)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cool: 93- year old man planning on Sky Diving. Interesting: into Normandy France Badass: just like he did 70 years ago when he had a screaming eagle sewed onto his shoulder
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(48)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Millennium Falcon appears to be returning to measure distance in parsecs in Star Wars: Episode VII
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(148)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Dan Marino files concussion lawsuit against NFL, says their lack of safety practices over the years is what caused him to forget to hold the ball with the laces out
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are 11 vintage toys from our childhoods we still love. Well, not us, but someone who is about 60 years old right now
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(104)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Astronomers have discovered a new class of planet called the "Mega-Earth," which is 2x the diameter of Earth, and over 17x its mass. A mere 560 light-years away
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(35)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boring part: Woman spends years searching for birth-mother. Cool part: And discovers there's a 90% chance she's Mark Twain's great-granddaughter
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(23)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Unanswered questions about the release of Sgt Bergdahl remain, such as how did he come to speak the language of his captors of five years and why does he look like he's been living in a cave?
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(324)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elevators to space could be built in coming years using same principles of low centers of gravity and tapering tops employed in Gothic cathedrals. Suck it, atheists
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(75)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
College radio station skips the usual format of hipster dreck and instead resurrects a legendary Memphis radio station that went off the air 54 years ago
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(37)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
67 years ago today, Sgt Pepper taught the band to play
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(60)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco has been plagued for several years by "rat girl," a 43 year old woman who breeds rats and lets them loose into the city
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(105)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cool: An Argentinian town that was underwater for 25 years, exposed again. Cooler: Danny MacAskill riding his trials bike around, through and over it
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man kidnapped by insurgents tells his girlfriend to move on thinking he is going to die. News: He gets released after 5 years. Fark: She has moved on and now doesn't know what she should do
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(169)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Perpetual dine and dash scammer will get his next 5 years of meals for free
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(13)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Diageo plans to build $115 million distillery in KY; Bulleit Bourbon will be made somewhere other than Four Roses several years from now
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(14)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson to have a recurring guest role on Sons of Anarchy. This marks his first time as a regular in a weekly series since he was Paul in The Wonder Years
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(55)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
A mere 4 years later, the GOP has come up with an alternative to "Obamacare." Of course part of was recently ruled unconstitutional, and the other part has been proven to be more expensive and less effective than the ACA, but still, it's SOMETHING
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(78)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
US economy shrinks for the first time since 2011. 2011 was 2 years from 2009, which is when Bush left office, so obviously this is Bush's fault
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(156)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer spends 10 years perfecting a suitcase that doubles as a motorized scooter and hell yes, you'd ride one (pics)
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(65)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 5 years and 1565 plate appearances, Ben Revere hits his first career home run. Tim Lincecum (0 for 520 plate appearances) you're up next
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(43)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Valve delays Steam Machine controller to 2015, or ten years before HL2: Ep3 comes out
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(28)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
British Airways used to simply prop up dead passengers in their seats and pretend they were asleep. "It's what we used to do many years ago - give them a vodka and tonic, a Daily Mail and eye-shades and they were like, they're fine"
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, it appears that the WI Judge who dramatically and possibly illegally shut down the criminal investigation into the finances of the Scott Walker campaign during the recall effort, has had a lot of vacations paid for by the Koch Brothers
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(145)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Our long national Sriracha nightmare appears to be over
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Unseen Hiroshima blast photo taken by navigator in bomber accompanying Enola Gay is up for auction #NuclearSelfie
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(160)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It has been 125 years since the Great Johnstown Flood. Nobody that remembers it is still alive but your own flood stories to the right, please
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(143)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Be careful when bicycling in the wilderness. Keep your eyes peeled at all times, so that you don't have an unfortunate encounter with dangerous creatures like mountain lions, bears, or if you're very unlucky - ravers
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(61)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
In Obama's first four years in office, he had added over four times more to the federal government's monster debt -- a whopping $5 trillion -- than his predecessor Bush did in his last four years as president -- $1.18 trillion
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(224)
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Civil War vet gets headstone 118 years late. Authorities say he may get a bed in a VA hospital in a decade or so
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Canadian dog walker kills six dogs in her care by leaving them in a hot car. That's like 378 lost dog years after you convert to American
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(142)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk woman arrested for throwing her elderly mother out of wheelchair, exclaiming 'That was for fifty-two years of shiat'
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(75)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Responsible decision: Give the keys to someone else after drinking. Not-so-responsible decision: She's 11 years old
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Utah judge: I am altering this 16 year old's plea deal from 180 days in jail to 15 years in state prison. Pray I don't alter it any further
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(369)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a Motherfarker when Journey's Steve Perry joins the Eels for his first time on stage in nearly 20 years. Stays to belt out a couple of songs you know
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(54)
 
(Some Baby)
 
 
 
Collection of baby pictures that will be coming back to haunt someone in sixteen years or so
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man crashes boat he has lived on for 14 years. News: At the end of a 2,800 mile journey from Mexico to Hawaii. Fark: The man is blind, has no insurance on the boat and all the expensive equipment was then stolen
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(72)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
When 70 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Happy birthday to Frank Oz
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Josh Beckett throws the first Dodgers no-hitter in eighteen years, first no-hitter in MLB this year
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Success story: Cuban immigrant receives US citizenship. Fark: 50 years after he immigrated, served in the US military, held two state and two federal jobs and voted in every election since 1976
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(151)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
From King Lear to Magneto, from Macbeth to Gandalf he's played them all and he is awesome. Sir Ian McKellen is seventy-five years young today
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the US, white collar criminals who get caught scamming billions from innocents spend a few years in elegant Federal prisons that are like country clubs. In Iran, those types of criminals get executed
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(113)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices break a record, staying above $3 a gallon for 1,245 days. Or as oil company executives call it "The continuation of the golden years"
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(68)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brannon Braga and Ronald D. Moore discuss the series finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which aired twenty years ago. Holy shiat, subby feels old
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(83)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boyfriend spends four years in 26 countries to film the most epic lip-syncing marriage proposal ever. Of course she said yes
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(92)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
15-year girl who went missing 10 years ago is found alive after escaping from her captor who apparently held her as a sex slave for the last 10 years. Awkward Thanksgiving Alert: Her captor was her mom's former boyfriend
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(124)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Bottles of single-malt whiskey set to go on sale expected to fetch prices of $30,000 and up per bottle, even though they have been on a shelf for more than 50 years. Don't people think that customers can read the labels on these bottles?
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(39)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The classic Marvel series Super-Villain Team-Up brought us many great pairings over the years: Doom and Magneto, Doom and the Red Skull, Doom and... Kissinger?
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(53)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Sun Ra arrived from Saturn 100 years ago today
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(25)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
How's WI under Scott Walker been lately? April 1st: Child Support Arrears interest cut in half. To help the Deadbeat Dads
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(196)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
New business airline wants to land travellers on water, even though Malaysian Airlines appears to have that market locked up
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
There's rich and then there's "I'm so rich, I forgot that I owned a $100,000 yacht for two years" rich
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(88)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Christians start religious Pinterest site, 1981 years after Pontius Pilate's offline version
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(220)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tanaka suffers his first regular season loss in nearly two years... to the Cubs
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(39)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Victor Martinez is on pace for more homers (44) than strikeouts (36) in a season, something that's only happened twice in the past 34 years
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(28)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler walks up to group of strangers and begins screaming into their ear
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(25)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge: "For more than three years, you drugged your wife, raped her in her sleep, and videotaped yourself raping her? Obviously you're sorry about what you did, so no jail time for you, plus that biatch you were married to should forgive you"
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(215)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's oldest known pussy turns 114. In other news, "Vogue" topped the charts 24 years ago today
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(18)
 
(Live4ever)
 
 
 
'Dubstep killed guitar music - but it's coming back.' In related news, bands whose guitarists have only mastered two chords in eight years and who couldn't make eye contact with a crowd if their lives depended on it are also expecting a renaissance
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(146)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Department store sells 12 Years a Slave on DVD. News: By using a mannequin. FARK: A mannequin dressed in slave clothing. "It should clearly have never gone up"
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(66)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sum 41 appears to be Deryck Whibley's weight
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(39)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
AT&T to US regulators: tell ya what, if you let us merge with Direct TV to become a nigh-monopoly, we'll promise to uphold Net Neutrality* (* special promotional offer. After 3 years, offer expires and we can do whatever the fark we want)
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
New York Rangers advance to the Stanley Cup Finals for the first time in 20 years
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(91)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: TX teen busted for making a pan of pot brownies. News: he faces 5 years to life if convicted. Fark because under TX law the weight of the brownies, including the flour, cocoa and sugar, all count towards the weight of drugs he "possessed"
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(176)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seventy years young Rolling Stones frontman, Mick Jagger becomes great-grandfather after granddaughter Assisi gives birth to a baby girl. Now doesn't THAT make you feel old too, onion belters?
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(27)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Flyers have the highest winning percentage in the NHL over the past 39 years. The most playoff wins. Most appearances in the Stanley Cup finals and semi-finals. One of the highest payrolls every year. And zero championships in that period
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(39)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC OWS protester who assaulted a police officer gets off with 90 days in jail and 5 years probation. Much more reasonable than the 7 years the court was trying to throw at her
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(80)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Couple go to Sheriff's Office, claim they were kidnapped, forced to use debit card stolen from woman's mother. Obviously, they didn't rehearse their lines enough before hitting the stage
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(13)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Mount St. Helens blew its top 34 years ago today. Do any Old Farkers have stories from that day?
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(64)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
For 25 years this cave digger has been carving through New Mexico's sandstone. Still keeps missing left turn at Albuquerque
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(50)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Diamondbacks hire Tony La Russa to be chief baseball officer. This might be the best decision the Diamondbacks have made in years
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(7)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
It appears that Kraft Foods does not know how to store cottage cheese
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(8)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
It's been 10 years since Massachusetts made it legal for everyone to be equally miserable in the holy bonds of matrimony
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(57)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Two years ago Devon Walker found himself a quadriplegic after a football accident. Today he graduated from Tulane University with a degree in cellular and molecular biology AND signed a contract with the New Orleans Saints
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(16)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
50 years since Britain's Brighton Beach Bank Holiday Battles, where the only losers were the bellboys
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(29)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The long road to Star Wars: Episode VII started two years ago, when Mark Hamill and George Lucas met for lunch
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(50)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
That house you bought nine years ago for 250,000 euro? Well the Jew who built it in 1939 didn't file the proper paperwork with the German government. So it has to be torn down
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(123)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(DCist)
 
 
 
To the surprise and horror of the organizers, Operation American Spring somehow appears to have overestimated expected participation by about 9,999,850 patriots
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(340)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien renewed by TBS through 2018. Old fans from NBC now get four more years to figure out where out where to find TBS
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(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is country music dead? "There appears to be not even the slightest attempt to "say" anything other than to repeat the tired, overused mantra of redneck party boy in his truck, partying in said truck, hoping to get lucky in the cab of said truck"
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(320)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sixty years after school segregation was struck down by the Supreme Court, as many as 90 percent of students are in segregated schools, especially the dusky-hued ones in the South. Take that, Brown v Board Of Education
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(103)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott and producers of Blade Runner 2 publicly call out Harrison Ford to star in their movie, lest it be lost in time like tears in rain
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(105)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Egypt would like you to know that Communism and Tom & Jerry were invented by the ancient Egyptians and that they also built all the pyramids 200 years before the dates of the oldest ones
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(100)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
After telling the FCC that their merger with Time Warner will be good for customers' internet service, Comcast CEO tells investors that he expects "usage-based billing" to reach all Comcast customers in five years
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(106)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
For the past six years, Republicans in Congress have been intentionally damaging the US economy in order to hurt Democrats. And their strategy is working
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(146)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers map all 200,000 glaciers on Earth. Or as they will be called in 200 years, puddles
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
As price of houses soars, more people choosing to live in houseboats despite daily fears of liquidity
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(16)
 
(Crave Online)
 
 
 
TNT announces new series featuring the new adventures of Stephen King's "Firestarter" Charlie McGee twenty years later. Subby thought she ended up burning in Adam Sandler movie hell
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(43)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite mad scientist celeb chef Alton Brown shows you how to make a grilled cheese sandwich... in case you've been making it wrong all these years
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(109)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Move to Alaska and experience the breathtaking views, the abundant seafood, the bears eating your Chihuahua in your backyard
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(91)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, it's been 2 whole days since the Washington Monument's grand re-opening after 3 years of reconstruction following the earthquake, so you know what it's time for, right? ELEVATOR BREAKDOWN, WOO-HOO
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(42)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
I'm calling bullcrap. I've been licking dog faces and letting dogs lick my face since forever. The black blood seeping from my ears is unrelated
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(63)
 
(Newstalk KZRG)
 
 
 
Not news: Cops pull girl over for driving erratically down Route 66. News: Girl was 8 years old and grabbed wheel because mom had passed out behind the wheel
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sears sells seal shares in Saskatchewan
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(4)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
So, starting a sentence with "so" either shows that a topic has been on your mind a while, or it makes you sound rehearsed. Either way, it's preferable to ending a sentence with it, so
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(93)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The land shark, easily identified by its orange cone, is one of nature's most fearsome predators
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(14)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Years after the 2012 Election loss to Obama, Koch-sponsored conservative groups and think tanks are shocked at finding the reason: "Treating the poor like scum that should be brutally exterminated makes you look like monstrous a-holes and bad guys"
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(158)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
After 500 years, the wreck of Columbus' Santa Maria has been found. Still no cure for small pox
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(83)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Grey wolf appears in Iowa for first time in 89 years. Update: Last grey wolf in Iowa shot dead, mistaken for coyote
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(86)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Will the bears maul a bunch of Canucks? Will the ducks shout "KING ME"? Will Canada sponaneously burst into impotent rage? This is your playoff hockey thread. Puck drops tonight at 7:30 and 10:00 ET
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(935)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Am I entitled to one mistake, am I after 35 years?" asks Donald Sterling. Presumably he isn't talking about drafting Michael Olowokandi
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(48)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japanese cat comes home three years after tsunami, still doesn't even pretend to remember its owners
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(40)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Maybe those three years of chemo will be good for something, sorry about your mis-diagnosed lung cancer. Oopsie, our bad
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(26)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Of all the horrible things you've done to your mother over the years, none are as terrible as the fact when you were an embryo, you were basically a parasite that sucked out all her blood and nutrients. Yes, it's a Feminist Mother's Day apology
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(153)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Socks worn with sandals have finally become fashionable. You knew that if you kept wearing them together for enough years, they finally would
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Libertarian gubernatorial candidate arrested for driving without a license. Fark: Which he's been doing since he surrendered his license 3 years ago to protest Real ID. Bonus: He called every jurisdiction and challenged them to arrest him
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(109)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's been 10 whole years since in-car satellite navigation systems began directing drivers into ponds or along roads that still haven't been built
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(16)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
DEA holds man in jail for two weeks after mistaking him for someone else. This isn't a repeat from when they did this to him six years ago
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(61)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man is sentenced to 98 years in prison, gets out after eight years due to clerical error, spends a few years turning his life around and then promptly gets sent back to jail for 90 more years
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(142)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Polar bears have an edge over us in they can eat the same fatty foods as us but we get heart attacks and they don't. Here comes the science
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(22)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
IOC realizes having Rio host the Olympics in two years is shaping up to be a brasillion-dollar clusterfark, asks London what they're doing in 2016
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Thu May 08, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Good News: New York metropolitan region starts its first new big bridge project in 83 years with a new Goethals Bridge. Bad news: It's still going to New Jersey
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
10 years later, the creators of LOST admit they had no idea what the fark they were doing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After 63 years in print, Jet magazine is now online-only. In other news, apparently Jet magazine was still around. Right on
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Wed May 07, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Hey remember that time that Reagan let a bunch of Americans get killed, and the Dems wharrrrgrbled non-stop for years afterward? Me neither
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(io9)
 
 
 
1,600 papier-mâché pandas are set to invade Hong Kong, with a photo that will haunt your dreams for years to come
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I can tell no lie, there once was a dinosaur named Pinocchio who was just as fearsome as T.rex
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Not news: KY Senate Candidate Matt Bevin had a pre-existing condition that barred him from buying health insurance years ago. Fark: The pre-existing condition was adopting Ethiopian children
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher appears in New York court to discuss the settlement regarding the person who will have to live with the indignity of being his love child
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Global climate change might cause sea level rise that would last thousands of years, or in Fox News terms: Benghazi
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Occupy Wall Street protester sentenced to seven years for elbowing a police officer after he grabbed her boob, therefore left wing activists are just as violent as right wing activists and Darren Huff is automatically president
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You really have to love it if you spend 50 years of your 60-year life collecting over 75,000 items of McDonald's memorabilia
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Sixty years after he broke the four-minute mile, Roger Bannister probably still the best student-athlete ever
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's the age-old heartwarming story: Fat girl wears Hooters t-shirt in public; obnoxious drunken stranger tells fat girl "you sure don't look like any Hooters girl I've seen"; fat girl loses 130 lbs. and gets job as actual Hooters girl
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
One simplifying assumption made by a young physicist 55 years ago gave you a ticket today
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(AP)
 
 
 
Office Depot plans to close 400 US stores, raising fears of emergency shortage of lost cat posters and flyers advertising cut-rate roofing that get tucked underneath car windshield wipers at every mall everywhere
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(Short List)
 
 
 
$499 for a console you owned 30 years ago. But now it's all shiny
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
110 years ago Cy Young threw the first perfect game in MLB history ... and 39 other complete games that year. You know, there probably should be an award named after him
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Actual headline, and also entire article: "Judge frees Missouri convict who wasn't sent to prison for 13 years due to clerical error"
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