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Fri May 17, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Congresscritters 90% of the time: The government is BROKE, we DEMAND you spend less money Congresscritters after the DOD cancels a system in their district: how dare you cut this program? we DEMAND you spend this money immediately source: reuters.com \| share:	(122)

Wed May 08, 2013

Looks like the government is actually going to pay out that $1 million award it offered for information leading to the apprehension of Christopher Dorner. Difficulty: By splitting it among 3 people

source: usnews.nbcnews.com | share:

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Mon May 06, 2013

The government needs approval of a secret court to be able to spy on you. Luckily for the government, the court approves every single request

source: wired.com | share:

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Thu May 02, 2013


		In spite of the settlement with the government, it turns out that banks can still illegally foreclose on your home source: salon.com \| share:	(100)

Wed May 01, 2013

Disguising your vodka as "water" in an old Evian bottle? Seems like the realm of the college-aged, but apparently such deception is also all the rage among Chinese government officials

source: newser.com | share:

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Tue April 30, 2013

Hey, remember when we plotted with Fidel Castro and a world-famous ballerina to overthrow the government of Panama, and I had to smuggle 500 armbands disguised as tampons into the country? Good times

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Sat April 20, 2013

You only THOUGHT it was over - Glenn Beck threatens to expose the REAL Boston Marathon bomber Monday unless the government does it first. END IT OBAMA OR I WILL

source: youtube.com | share:

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Fri April 19, 2013

One thing researchers can't figure out about the H7N9 virus is that even though the government killed lots of chickens to stop its spread, several of the victims had no contact with live poultry at all. New hypothesis: maybe it's jumped species

source: healthland.time.com | share:

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Sun April 07, 2013


		Finally: The government is handing out ass-beatings for kids lookin' like a fool with their pants on the ground. Oh, wait: Not in the USA source: upi.com \| share:	(110)

Wed April 03, 2013

Legal pot sellers realize they have to pay taxes to the government for their drugs, realize they can't afford it

source: npr.org | share:

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Sun March 31, 2013

If the levers of State are to be wielded to enforce the commands of Scripture, such as not allowing gay marriage, then why the hell are we opposing Obamacare - which is the most Christ-like thing the government has ever done?

source: redstate.com | share:

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Thu March 28, 2013

Meanwhile, in Canada... couple lose fourth child to the government for something dad did when he was 12. .. wait now... read the rest of it

source: ottawacitizen.com | share:

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Tue March 26, 2013

The government running Google? What could possibly go wrong?

source: itworld.com | share:

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Fri March 22, 2013

London Olympic Stadium sale a triumphant success...If by success you mean it cost £500,000,000 to build, and was sold for just £15,000,000 with a £60,000,000 sweetner from the government

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

A new bill would require government employees be fired if they owe back taxes. Democrats on the committee opposed the bill. Hmm, wonder why?

source: dailycaller.com | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

How long does war keep costing America? The government is still paying benefits for service in the Civil War

source: masslive.com | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

First the government stockpiles ammo, then tanks, and now small pox vaccines? What do they know that the public doesn't? And does it involve zombies?

source: io9.com | share:

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Thu March 14, 2013

Senate: Sure, we'll pass a bill to fund the government...just don't mind all of the pro-gun measures we crammed into the bill as well

source: talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

		Sen. Ted Cruz (R-eally grasping) "Defund Obamacare or we'll shut down the government". Democrats: "Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(232)
		New poll says only 30% of Americans trust the government, 70% have more faith in the relative of that deposed Nigerian prince source: washington.cbslocal.com \| share:	(42)