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27 headlines found matching 'dumbass'
Fri October 20, 2017
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
SMART train hits dumbass
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Some dumbass who got defeated by a Rust Monster wants to tell you all about how D&D changed the way he views his life
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We expect too much from our romantic partners, the bar is just too damn high. You want in your mate a combination of: sanity + wealth + kindness + attractiveness + personal growth + not being a dumbass on social media, that isn't humanly possible
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Dean Spanos: "FAA, the fans are being mean to me. Make them stop flying banners on game day." FAA: "That rule only applies to stadiums that seat over 30,000, dumbass"
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Wed September 27, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Labour MP who has clearly never seen an Apache helicopter claims Prince Harry can't actually fly them. "I've been told that's an absolute fact that somebody sits beside him and *drives* the helicopters for him." Dumbass tag explodes in delight
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Beer + Beer + Pot + Machete + Driving in the wrong lane = $10,000 bail and an appearance on Fark for your dumbass t-shirt
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
A new year, a new group of dumbass fans confuse Giants WR Brandon Marshall with Broncos LB Brandon Marshall. Difficulty: LB's Twitter handle has his number in it
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're using your mulch wrong, dumbass
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You've got your hands on a 2016 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat and you've been given permission to test-drive it on the local airport's runway. Now, before you go, remember the most important thing -- don't be a dumbass. Oops, too late
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Tue September 05, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Another money hungry dumbass falls for one of the oldest scams. Lady hands over $2k to strangers to prove she's worthy to get her share of found money in a parking lot
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Asinine: University of Tampa professor tweets that Hurricane Harvey is "instant Karma for Texas voting Trump in". Facepalm: Florida ALSO went for Trump. Dumbass: Gets fired for his stupidity. Fail tag splits the difference and calls it even
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Tue August 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Airhead praises dumbass
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign releases ad using exact same footage and still images as one released earlier by a PAC he's forbidden by law from coordinating with. Followup tag wins out over Facepalm and Dumbass tags
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Sat July 29, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dumbass who thought stabbing people for their cell phones would be appropriate won't be out of prison until the iPhone 20 is available
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Wed July 26, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
To prevent another Snowmageddon worsened by dumbass drivers, Vancouver considers fining motorists who aren't using snow tires in wintry conditions. The presumed alternative is to revoke their Canadian card
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(NASA)
 
 
 
As the solar eclipse approaches, NASA puts out safety tips to avoid injuries to your eyes. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass' 'Fail' and 'Florida' submissions
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Men arrested trying to buy drugs. Dumbass tag: At a police station from a police officer
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Wed July 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Teenager steals items from Auschwitz for her art project. Fark: an Israeli teenager. WTF: Hoping to stop Holocaust deniers
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dude, how were you "blindsided"? The writing has been on the wall for the better part of two months. Even the blind and deaf dumbass you live with could see this a mile away. But enough about Eric
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's what drug dealers have to say after you've bought their lousy drugs to lower your dumbass intelligence
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
Because he's 'crushing it' as POTUS.....Trump is taking a long vacation. For all of August. The Dumbass tag is crushing for all of Trump's presidency
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Woman runs up tons of debt, then decides to kill off husband for insurance money. Oops: Husband forgot to change paperwork, his ex-wife gets money
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Wed July 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NPR decides to tweet the Declaration Of Independence, line by line. Facepalm and Dumbass tags found unconscious from laughing at the ignorant responses, so 'Murica tag steps up
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Sun July 02, 2017
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Darwin's dumbass of the week jumps in river and drowns right after cop warns him not to jump in river or he might drown
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yet another senseless casualty at Gettysburg occurs when dumbass mixes up his First and Second Amendment rights
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Fri June 30, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
As Americans gear up for the 4th of July weekend, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass', 'Fail' and 'Florida' tags
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Star Trek Discovery to go full-on soap opera. Well double dumbass on you
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