Headlines matching 'dumbass'
Sun March 14, 2010
Sat March 13, 2010
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Everyone can finally breathe easy now. A Texas man is sentenced to 35 years for 5 ounces of pot (rawstory.com)
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Fri March 12, 2010
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Glenn Beck explains how the US started WWII and why Pearl Harbor was justified (mediamatters.org)
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NJ man runs across tracks to catch a train. Catches it smack in the face (nj.com)
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Sat March 06, 2010
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Great White Sharks vs. Giant Squids. Cool tag beats out dumbass tag for shark tagging technique (latimes.com)
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Tue March 02, 2010
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Wi-Fi finders provide latest harsh lesson for dumbasses who leave laptops in their cars (networkworld.com)
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Newt Gingrich: "Universal health care is an Orwellian nightmare straight out of 1984." George Orwell: "I'm a socialist. You know that, right?" (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)
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Sun February 28, 2010
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Five movies that were one flaw away from being classics, by some dumbass who doesn't think "Natural Born Killers" was a classic (cracked.com)
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Wed February 24, 2010
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Glenn Beck is now scaring the GOP establishment. And by "GOP establishment", we of course mean Rush Limbaugh (dailykos.com)
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Tue February 23, 2010
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Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid would win election if the health care bill kept the public option, according to poll commissioned by the progressive group Committee for Providing Hints to Dumbasses (lasvegassun.com)
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Sat February 13, 2010
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Dumbass: Bank of America sued for foreclosing on the wrong house. Asinine: The third time they've repo'ed the wrong house. Stupid: They refuse to pay for damages other than changing the locks (articles.moneycentral.msn.com)
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Fri February 12, 2010
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Cool: Using a front-end loader to clear all your friends' driveways after a big snowstorm. Dumbass: Yeah, he stole it (baltimoresun.com)
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Fri February 05, 2010
Tue February 02, 2010
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There can be only one dumbass who gets arrested for threatening his neighbor with a sword (wmur.com)
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Sat January 30, 2010
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A car, originally designed by a coke-head, is polished to a mirror finish. Now that's efficiency (jalopnik.com)
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Fri January 15, 2010
Wed January 13, 2010
Tue January 12, 2010
Fri January 01, 2010
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Stupid: man cooks meth in car. Stupider: at gas station. Stupiderest: In front of Gas Pump. Dumbass award: and passes out. Fark: Darwin takes a vacation (wsmv.com)
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Thu December 31, 2009
Tue December 29, 2009
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Saudi Arabia shocked that terrorists that have been giving paint and crayons still act like terrorists. Dumbass tag drawn with "Wild Blue Yonder" crayon (abcnews.go.com)
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Mon December 28, 2009
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CNN accused of "checkbook journalism" after paying the Dutch passenger who subdued the Dumbass Christmas Plane Would-Be Bomber. Apparently, that sort of thing is frowned upon (contactmusic.com)
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Wed December 16, 2009
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"I voted for medical marijuana, but I didn't expect it to be in my backyard," says dumbass who should probably just buy some Roundup if it's in his backyard (denverpost.com)
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Sun December 06, 2009
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Is Charlie Weis implying that Pete Carroll is pulling a Tiger Woods? Dumbass tag claims a one-headline trifecta (sports.espn.go.com)
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Mon November 30, 2009
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Singing the Nazi's anthem at a German musical festival joins the very long list of dumbass things on Pete Doherty's resume (news.com.au)
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Tue November 24, 2009
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This car will run at 1,000 MPH, generate twice as many Fark headlines with a Dumbass tag (gizmodo.com)
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About a quarter of homeowners owe more on their mortgage than their home is worth, especially in Florida and the "Dumbass Triangle" of California, Nevada and Arizona (online.wsj.com)
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Sun November 22, 2009
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Kid with terminal cancer is close to death and doesn't want to burden his family with restoring his prized Pontiac Fiero. Help comes in from all over the world. Hero tag runs over Dumbass tag for restoring a Fiero (startribune.com)
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Sat November 21, 2009
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Stupid: User sues Sony for being banned from PSN. Obvious: Case is thrown out. Dumbass: User appeals. Asinine: Adds Nintendo and Microsoft to the suit. Which tag is most appropriate? (gamespot.com)
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Dumbass parents hate science (www1.whdh.com)
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