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24 headlines found matching 'ducks'
Mon August 14, 2017
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Armed police officer famous for filming himself traveling at 140mph, pulls over car and is surprised to discover duck wearing a tie, a dog and an old man inside. Unclear if the man's last name was Barbera
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Half the field are lame ducks, Horsie thinks Yoda is cheating, and Chase hopes the gnomes will take him higher than second when the NASCAR Dixie Cup Series is back in Michigan for the Ronnie Milsap 99 and 44/100% Pure Michigan 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Investigators ask news station to blur the faces of neglected horses, fearing they may be recognizable, and put their investigation in jeopardy. Mr. Ed wants a digitally altered voice
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Tuna have hydraulic steering, just like duck penises
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Sat June 17, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese baseball team unveils haunting new mascot to fuel your fishy nightmares
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Thu June 15, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Virginia shooting proves that everyone was right about everything about gun control all along
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Mon May 22, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex West resumes on the banks of the Cumberland. The Perds try to blast the Ducks out of the sky and advance. The Ducks try to stay alive and avoid that farking dog. We try to get Pierre to do a Marcel Marceau impression. Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ruffled residents in England fill potholes with rubber ducks, accusing city council of ducking safety issue
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Sat May 20, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
And off we go, really out west this time, almost to the Pacific Ocean for the Perds/Ducks Game Five @ 7:15 pmET (huh? 7:15? must be a horsey thing....). And of course, Shut Thy Oral Orifice Pierre
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
We go (slightly) west for a game 4. Will the bird be the word or will we have a word with Perd? Will Don Cherry's suit be made from the Opry's curtains? Will the Knoxville Wigsphere have a special on blue and yellow toupées? Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET. SYP
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Say what you want about The Bergman putting NHL teams in strange markets, but it certainly worked in Nashville
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Some RiverKing)
 
 
 
Playoff hockey continues tonight as we head back out west to the ... the .... the eastern side of the Mississippi River.... (puzzled shake of the head). Whatever, the important part is that the Perds & Ducks face off for their Game 3 - 8 pm ET SUP, etc
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Sun May 14, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Mother's Day hockey thread, where we have Game 2 of the Predators and Ducks. Can Nashville go up 2-0 or does Anaheim have tricks up its sleeves to even the score? The puck drops at 7:30 pm ET on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Fri May 12, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Well the Final 4 is set. Will the Perds hit a home run? Will the Ducks score a touchdown? Perhaps a (5) hole in one? A free throw? Lots of turning left? Red cards/flopping? What other unrelated scoring systems can fit? The final push starts at 9pmET
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Wed May 10, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Well by the end of the night there will be two teams making plans for the Conf. Finals & two making tee times. Two Game Sevens tonight - Pens/Caps @ 7:30pmET and Ducks/Oil @ 10:00. This is what playoff hockey is all about, join us to the right. SUP
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mother goose nests on couple's balcony - apparently a hockey fan: "We put an iPad out on the deck so she could watch the Oilers game...she hissed at the Ducks"
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Sun May 07, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Western Conference is on today as the Blues-Predators and Ducks-Oilers will play their Game 6s. Will we see two Game 7s out of this or will both series come to an abrupt end? Game times are at 3 pm ET and 7 pm ET, respectively
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Sat May 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Green Bay tight end escapes from prison, overdoses, dies, is revived, tries to escape again is finally caught and sent back to prison. Tada
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Fri May 05, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
May the fifth of vodak be with you. Will the Blues be Shane Black or Schwarzenegger against the Predators? Will there be bong hits for McJesus when the Ducks and Oilers fly south? The hunt for Johnny Sex and James 1 starts @ 8pm ET. Κλείστε, PIERRE
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Wed May 03, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Get your rope and ball gags, the Caps and the Ducks are on the hunt for Johnny Sex Cup bondage tonight. Handbag yard sale @ 7:30pm ET, Exxon Valdez or 1991 Kuwaiti oil field reenactment @ 10pm ET. FERMIS, PIERRE
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Mon May 01, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The White House defends Trump's decision to invite Rodrigo Duterte for a visit; after all, will anyone notice if another racist, bloodthirsty, unhinged narcissist unqualified for his job is walking around the White House?
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Sun April 30, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
The quest to score with Johnny Sex Cup continues. Will Nashville make St. Louis Blue? Will the Oilers fry the Ducks? Will NBC cut away to a goat race in Latvia? Round 2, Game 3, FIGHT. Blergs/Perds @ 3pm ET, Ducks/Oilers @ 7pm ET. 闭嘴, PIERRE
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Fri April 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We head out west for both playoff games with Predators-Blues and the Oilers-Ducks for Friday night. Are the Predators going to continue to be hot? Will the Oilers continue the momentum? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Thu April 27, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
How SETI success hinges on getting our ducks in a row and locating 'New Quackers'
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