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Headlines matching 'drunk driving'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(Reading Eagle) Dumbass Woman arrested two consecutive mornings by the same cop for drunk driving. "This can't happen again" she yelled at the cop as it was.... happening again  (readingeagle.com) (64)
(WXYZ Detroit) Scary Old & busted: drunk driving. New hotness: SUPER DRUNK DRIVING  (wxyz.com) (98)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Reuters) PSA The first round of the Drunk of the Year contest will be getting underway this weekend in Wisconsin  (reuters.com) (35)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man crashes the boards at hockey rink. While drunk. While driving the Zamboni. Surprisingly, this story does not take place in Canada  (duluthnewstribune.com) (22)


Thu January 05, 2012
(wmur) Dumbass You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel  (wmur.com) (91)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange It turns out that walking drunk is 8 times more dangerous per mile than driving drunk  (marketplace.org) (65)


Thu December 15, 2011
(CBC) Obvious Police ask that you please stop Tweeting the exact location of their drunk driving checkstops (specifically, 34th Avenue and 50th Street)  (cbc.ca) (219)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup Remember the former Miss USA arrested for drunk driving in Michigan who claimed she was going to be the designated driver? Her story is about .20 percent accurate  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious Former Miss America arrested for drunk driving in Michigan, where drunk driving is technically a competition  (dailymail.co.uk) (32)


Sun December 04, 2011
(News.com.au) Stupid Drink marketed as a hangover cure enrages alcohol and road safety groups who fear it will encourage drunk driving  (news.com.au) (80)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Fox News) Followup Want to put a taxpayer cost on the latest Lindsay Lohan court fiasco? How does $250,000 per hour sound?  (foxnews.com) (31)


Tue November 01, 2011
(UPI) Stupid Old and busted: Calling 911 because you're lost in a maze or in an orchard. New and glorious: Being trapped in a shopping cart  (upi.com) (30)
(Some Guy) Scary Victim in DUI crash with Seattle Police Officer amazed he's still alive, glad officer was too drunk to find his gun  (kirotv.com) (122)

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