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14 headlines found matching 'drunk driving'
Sat September 06, 2014
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Anti-drunk driving judge saves a baby falling from a burning building. Just kidding, he got busted driving drunk
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Iron Chef arrested for DUI. Apparently, the secret ingredient that day was booze
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Go Greyhound, and leave the drunk driving to us
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Mon August 18, 2014
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drunk driving activists say changing DUI laws to the point that you can't drive after having a single beer with supper makes for safer roads, fewer drunk driving crashes
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Tue August 05, 2014
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
If I had a dollar for every time I crashed my car into a firehouse while driving with a snake wrapped around my neck...
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Mon August 04, 2014
(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Cop: "Please blow into this breathalyzer." Driver: "Sure, lemme pound this first. I want to see how high that thing goes"
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
There's "drunk" driving - and then there's "drunk driving a dump truck with the box up - taking out scaffolding on a bridge and causing major structural damage that requires a major highway to be closed down for days/weeks"
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Mon July 21, 2014
(City of Seattle)
 
 
 
You're drunk driving the wrong way down the street, hit an Audi, throw a bottle of whiskey, hit a city bus, why not do everyone a favor and just break down in front of the police department?
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man arrested for drunk driving explains to police that he is only wearing one sock because he used the other to wipe his ass after going to the bathroom just down the road there
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Wed June 18, 2014
(The Daily News - Longview)
 
 
 
"No, I do not want fries with that. Also, I'd like to run over your water meter, your shrubs and your menu board, and then try to bite all of you"
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
We stigmatize drivers who are drunk, drivers who text, drivers who are high--so why don't we stigmatize drivers who are sleepy?
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Australians to break new ground in drunk driving with the first-ever arrest for operating a motorized beer cooler under the influence. Crack the tubes, right
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of three arrested for drunk driving had three alcoholic jello shots in her pockets. There's always room for Jell-O
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Thu May 29, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Chinese banker discovers that police really don't like being taunted, especially about his drunk driving exploits
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