Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(The Frisky)		Snooki's image tarnished by report revealing that she was charged in a friend's drunk driving death in 2004. Just kidding, this doesn't surprise anyone  (thefrisky.com)	(38)

Passed out in an idling car with your 9-year-old daughter in the back is no way to go through life, son  (dallasnews.com)

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		Former Conservative MP Rahim Jaffer pleads guilty to dangerous driving charges in exchange for cocaine possession and drunk driving charges being withdrawn. I think we know how he'll be celebrating  (edmontonsun.com)	(24)
(LehighValleyLive)		Just a tip: If you need to drive over to the police station for business, sober up first  (lehighvalleylive.com)	(12)

		Then they came for the beer and I said nothing, for I was not-- Wait, what? Oh, hell no WOLVERINES  (philly.com)	(205)
		Remember the "Family Values" Republican who got arrested drunk driving outside of a gay club? Well it turns out he IS gay, but that's not your business, so please don't ask him about it  (sfgate.com)	(206)

Anti-drinking ads induce more drinking  (livescience.com)

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Divorce lawyers revel in spouses' Facebook posts. It's "like gasoline on the fire"  (www2.tbo.com)

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(Some Guy)

Fort Worth cops believe that gays and Mexican-Americans are more likely to be intoxicated in bars than other people  (motherjones.com)

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Sen. Carl Levin declares war on Blackwater, only seven years too late and a name change short. Senator, you get 30 minutes of finger-painting for a good job  (cnn.com)

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If your designated driver is only fourteen, you might want to make sure she isn't drunk, too (third story)  (statesman.com)

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		Further cementing its spot as the Midwest's hippest state, Iowa is now looking to repeal a law that bans breweries from making and selling beer that has more than 5 percent alcohol content  (desmoinesregister.com)	(107)
		A masked man, a citizens group, a judge and other motorists are behind the fight against photo enforcement, ensuring there will be plenty of Fark headlines from Arizona  (latimes.com)	(106)

Prison: there is no guarantee you will be allowed to sleep with the inmates  (metro.co.uk)

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Then I said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?" The cop said, "I got really, really tanked and crashed my car into the storefront."  (foxnews.com)

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If "cops don't make laws, they just enforce them," why are police opposing marijuana legalization?  (huffingtonpost.com)

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45,000. That's the number of lives taken by no health care-coverage  (reuters.com)

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(a suburban rag)

Wife runs over husband with car after night at bar. With "damn right I'd buy her a drink" mugshot  (lohud.com)

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Utah senate's Republican majority leader, who's father was killed by a drunk driver, and is a Mormon which means no alcohol, and sponsored drunk driving legislation gets arrested for...(I'll give you one guess)  (sltrib.com)

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Sarah Palin to address Wine and Liquor Wholesalers of America convention in April, appear in Republicans Gone Wild video in May  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)

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Was your New Year's Resolution to avoid being in TSG's Weekly Mugshot Roundup? Make sure you're not one of these 16 lovely mugs  (thesmokinggun.com)

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Blowing a .15 apparently disqualifies you from driving a school bus in New York. Another chapter in the Nanny State Diaries  (wcbstv.com)

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You get arrested for drunk driving. Do you C) return to the police station after being released and go in guns blazing?  (news.cincinnati.com)

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Lil' Bow Wow kicks off 2010 with a tri-fecta of danger; tweeting while driving, drunk driving, riding in a Lamborghini with Chris Brown. Fark; ALL AT ONCE  (gawker.com)

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The AP does an annual round-up of why the Florida tag exists  (gainesville.com)

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Urban Cryer to step down as head coach of Florida Gators. Lane Kiffin seen snickering in the corner  (cbssports.com)

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(Some Guy)

You're drunk, you're hungry, and you think a dude stole your wallet at a diner. Do you: c) start stabbing people with your fork?  (kitsapsun.com)

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On one hand, third offense drunk driving hit and run with injuries is bad. On the other hand, we wouldn't want the senator to miss any important votes  (boston.com)

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Lingerie Football League gets it's panties in a bunch, files briefs threatening to bustier players who let slip the league's dirty little secrets  (thesmokinggun.com)

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"Children see that ad and they think we'd better leave beer for Santa instead of cookies and milk. I don't approve of it"  (torontosun.com)

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(Some Guy)

Check out the sweet neck tattoo on former "Family Ties" star Brian Bonsall. Yes, it's another mugshot. Yes, he's been arrested again  (coloradodaily.com)

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Your Smoking Gun Friday Photo Fun: Match the woman to her blood alcohol content at the time of arrest  (thesmokinggun.com)

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		Theme from this week's mugshot roundup: Know when to fold 'em  (thesmokinggun.com)	(146)
		Tiger Woods condition upgraded from "serious" to "typical celebrity drunk driving accident"  (thestar.com)	(401)

(Austin Daily Herald)

Grandparents are cool because they let you do things mom and dad won't. Like, say, hanging onto the luggage rack of a Ford Escort while they do drunken donuts on the lawn  (austindailyherald.com)

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Rep Louie Gohmert (P-yle) warns that terrorists will strike NYC if the terror trials are held there. Then, just in case the terrorists are having trouble coming up with ideas on their own; helpfully provides them with a list of targets  (politico.com)

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