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Headlines matching 'drunk'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Abc.net.au) Obvious Crew filming documentary named "Dumb, Drunk and Racist" find what they are looking for with not so hilarious results  (abc.net.au) (30)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Reading Eagle) Dumbass Woman arrested two consecutive mornings by the same cop for drunk driving. "This can't happen again" she yelled at the cop as it was.... happening again  (readingeagle.com) (64)
(WXYZ Detroit) Scary Old & busted: drunk driving. New hotness: SUPER DRUNK DRIVING  (wxyz.com) (98)


Tue February 07, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Family of jogger killed by drunk driver circulate petition to ban drinking on beach, reenact 18th Amendment  (mysuncoast.com) (61)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass "We always get drunk together," says a) a college student about his best friend, b) a bride-to-be about her maid of honor, or c) a mother about her 11-year-old son?  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Reuters) PSA The first round of the Drunk of the Year contest will be getting underway this weekend in Wisconsin  (reuters.com) (35)
(wptv.com) Florida Drunk woman tells officer she cannot take DUI test because "of these big boobies" ...it almost worked until she started to dance (with mugshot goodness)  (wptv.com) (38)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man crashes the boards at hockey rink. While drunk. While driving the Zamboni. Surprisingly, this story does not take place in Canada  (duluthnewstribune.com) (22)
(E! Online) Dumbass After a rough night at Quark's, Captain Sisko beamed to jail for taking the helm of the Defiant while drunk  (eonline.com) (59)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Kitsap Sun) Dumbass Drunk 21 year old enters wrong apartment, climbs into bed with 80 year old woman. He told police nothing happened, at least nothing he wanted to admit  (kitsapsun.com) (35)


Sun January 29, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Silly This week's Mugshot Roundup features some retarded tattoos, a bunch of drunks, plenty of mustache wax, and someone who keeps a disorderly house  (thesmokinggun.com) (108)


Fri January 27, 2012
(BBC) Followup Irish crash caused by a nation full of drunk people. Drunk on credit, that is  (bbc.co.uk) (29)
(TheFW) Amusing 11 Signs That Pat Sajak Is Always Drunk  (thefw.com) (51)
(YouTube) Amusing How far we've come... they used to let any old drunk on Frank Sinatra's show  (youtube.com) (16)
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting "I've had sex with 1000 men, and I don't care if people judge me," says woman who apparently has sex with a lot of drunk men  (mirror.co.uk) (170)


Wed January 25, 2012
(KATC.com) Scary Drunk driver fish-tails on Interstate 10 in Louisiana, swerves into the opposite lane, causes multi-truck pileup, staggers around, resists arrest and gets tasered. The Aristocrats  (katc.com) (29)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Free legal advice of the day: You're still trespassing even if you're too drunk to remember you're trespassing  (nwfdailynews.com) (7)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA Protip of the day: If you are going out drinking with a 13 year old, it is probably best not to let her drive, especially if she is drunk  (ktvb.com) (30)


Mon January 23, 2012
(This Is Plymouth) Unlikely Thieves steal 450 miniature bottles of alcohol. Police hunt someone who is a little drunk  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (29)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Fark) Survey It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, y'all. Difficulty: No TFD material used this week, and we're writing off Wednesday completely due to drunken shenanigans  (fark.com) (41)
(Ohio.com) Obvious Record liquor sales of $794 million in 2011 called a "good sign for Ohio economy". Which is a nice way to say that your state is 5.3% drunker than last year  (ohio.com) (68)
(Some Drunk) Amusing Best pic you will see all day of a town manager in Massachusetts drunk, and passed out on the hood of his car  (wtsp.com) (50)


Thu January 19, 2012
(STV.tv) Stupid Help, the babysitter's drunk: Three-year-old calls the cops after woman looking after him downs a bottle of wine  (news.stv.tv) (20)
(Herald Tribune) Florida Florida Department of Law Enforcement needs to test new Breathalyzers, but how? Buy a bunch of Jim Beam and Doritos and get the employees drunk, of course  (heraldtribune.com) (43)


Wed January 18, 2012
(YouTube) Unlikely Anyone who's ever had to deal with a drunk guy at a party knows how annoying they can be. But it's even worse when you're trying to commit armed robbery  (youtube.com) (7)


Tue January 17, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Drunk driver who killed 2 people on Christmas 2007 has a moment of Florida clarity and decides to sue them  (tampabay.com) (239)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Well, I'm drunk and my car is stuck in the front lawn so I may as well pass out right here. What's that you say? This is not my own front lawn? Oh, it belongs to the Michigan State Police. Well that changes things now doesn't it?  (cadillacnews.com) (18)
(Fox News) Obvious Today's Fark ready headline: "America is drunk"  (foxnews.com) (206)
(Yahoo) Obvious New polls show disapproval of Congress has reached a record high of 84%, although a closer examination of the data reveals that 16% of respondents were, drunk, high, in mental instutions, and/or members of Congress  (news.yahoo.com) (67)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Deadspin) Sick Not news: 'Bama fan hazes drunk LSU fan. News: By teabagging him. Fark: The LSU fan might have been dead (video, Not Safe For Work)  (deadspin.com) (132)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Washington Post) Strange ...and does not the Bible say, in Genesis 2:2, "And on the seventh day, He got drunk, climbed a tree, and shot at some deer"?  (washingtonpost.com) (27)
(Wired) Amusing We've all heard humpback whale songs, but you gotta hear this one (link at bottom of article). And when you listen to it, don't think of your mom waking your dad up drunk, 3am, the night you were conceived  (wired.com) (13)
(The Morning Call) Dumbass ♫ Spider-Man ♫ Spider-Man ♫ Gets stuck in a vent 'cause he can ♫ He is drunk off his ass ♫ No, his skills aren't first class ♫ WATCH OUT ♫ We caught the Spider-Man ♫  (mcall.com) (33)
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: College student gets drunk after consuming ten drinks. Fark: And then breaks into a museum and tries to steal a claw from the real 20-foot skeleton of a giant ground sloth  (dispatch.com) (48)
(Telegraph) Sad Dwarf left paralyzed and Grumpy after being thrown by Dopey drunk. Doc tells him he may need a wheelchair, so he's not Happy  (telegraph.co.uk) (43)


Thu January 12, 2012
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Scary Drunk, high on meds and going 100 miles per hour the wrong way down the interstate is no way to go through l- holy crap, did she really do that? And she lived? Wow. At this point I'm just impressed  (cbsatlanta.com) (111)
(TC Palm) Florida Man calls 911 while in taxi and claims he's being kidnapped to avoid paying cab fare. Because this is Florida, he makes seven more 911 calls when the first fails and gets his drunk self thrown in jail  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (4)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Some Baller) Strange Two drunks end up on Maverick's bench during game with Pistons, still manage to act like less of a douchebag than Mark Cuban  (badjocks.com) (17)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Connecticut Post) Dumbass Good news: You weren't drunk at a DUI checkpoint. Bad news: Your car reeked of marijuana  (ctpost.com) (102)
(BBC) Amusing The beer goggle effect is real, say scientists. Here comes the drinky drunky science (with video)  (bbc.co.uk) (23)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Pub serves beer for dogs, because a bar full of drunk dogs would be hilarious  (dailymail.co.uk) (60)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Some Hater) Obvious China is all over Pakistan like a drunk prom date. Pakistan ready to take the relationship to "a new level". US sits in corner and glares  (tribune.com.pk) (33)
(Gizmodo) Cool Gizmodo gives Fark a high-flying shoutout for directing their attention to a drunk pilot  (gizmodo.com) (0)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Click Orlando) Florida Trooper applies taser-like force to Drunky McVader  (clickorlando.com) (15)
(Salon) Ironic Rick Santorum is now channeling St. Augustine. I wonder if he knows St. Augustine was a bastard drunkard whore-of-a-man who turned to the church only because his mommy told him to?  (salon.com) (27)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Wimp) Video While you were busy getting drunk and setting off fire works in your backyard, London was busy setting the sky ablaze with awesomeness  (wimp.com) (31)
(Chicago Tribune) Fail When drunk at the McDonald's drive-through, don't fall asleep. If you fall asleep and are awakened by the Chicago Police, don't give a fake name. If you must give a fake name, make sure it does not belong to a registered sex offender  (chicagotribune.com) (40)


Mon January 02, 2012
(News.com.au) Scary Sure, you've been drunk. But have you ever been "dislocated your jaw vomiting" drunk?  (news.com.au) (46)
(Fox News) Amusing Super Bowl will have a zip line for fans to try out, a line of drunken casualties at the bottom of the line  (foxnews.com) (29)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Naples Daily News) Florida Usually moms get drunk after taking the kids to amusement parks instead of at the amusement park  (naplesnews.com) (35)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious Teenagers 'going too far' sexually while drunk. Just not with you  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Thu December 29, 2011
(USA Today) Obvious Boston No. 1 'drunkest city' in ameriFARKDEMFARKINGYANKEEEEES ... *hick* ... TOMBRADYISMYHEEERO ... *belch* ... WICKEDPISSAHHH  (content.usatoday.com) (112)


Wed December 28, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious Romero Institute of Consumer Trends finds that people who shop online while drunk tend to buy more. Subby plans to finish article after completing order of glow skull soap and pickle lip balm from the FARK Shop  (nytimes.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Strange It turns out that walking drunk is 8 times more dangerous per mile than driving drunk  (marketplace.org) (65)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Denver Channel) Hero Man, I was so drunk Wednesday night, I don't remember a thing. I didn't do anything stupid, did I?  (thedenverchannel.com) (36)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Coventry Telegraph) Dumbass Man gets two years in prison for selling cocaine while being drunk and dressed as The Incredible Hulk, after police caught him green-handed  (coventrytelegraph.net) (22)
(MSNBC) Interesting What makes someone an angry drunk? Besides YOUR STUPID FACE  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (8)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Live Science) Obvious From the Ric Romero Institute: Drunk office holiday parties are full of unwanted sexual advances  (livescience.com) (66)
(Some Guy) Amusing If you are pulled over at 2:30am for driving drunk, the most plausible explanation to give the cops is: A) Your house is only a mile from the bar, B) You really had to go, or C) You were taking the deer in your trunk to the hospital  (democratandchronicle.com) (24)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Deadspin) Video ESPN later regretted putting its crowd mic in the middle of a section of extremely drunk Florida International fans  (deadspin.com) (35)


Tue December 20, 2011
(The Morning Call) Fail Some of the best news article mistakes of the year. Among them: "Drunk and expecting child, man burglarized property"  (mcall.com) (7)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Dumbass Remember those great nights in college, when you'd get drunk, break into someone's house, and steal a coat, yard flag, and frozen pizzas?  (press-citizen.com) (33)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Fail If you're going to drunkenly send a picture message of your penis, make sure you input the right phone number and don't send it to a teenage girl  (press-citizen.com) (99)


Fri December 16, 2011
(PennLive) Dumbass It is general rule of thumb that if you are driving drunk, avoid going over someone's flower beds. "He wasn't gardening. He was driving" police said  (pennlive.com) (18)
(Starpulse) Interesting Rooney Mara beat off competition from Scarlett Johansson & Natalie Portman to get the coveted lead in "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by getting drunk and auditioning while hung over  (starpulse.com) (218)
(CNN) Followup We should paint the Medal of Honor recipient as an unstable drunk. That will totally work  (cnn.com) (139)
(Short List) Interesting Survey finds that Brits are drunk in 76% of all their Facebook pics. Next stop, Ireland  (shortlist.com) (15)


Thu December 15, 2011
(CBC) Obvious Police ask that you please stop Tweeting the exact location of their drunk driving checkstops (specifically, 34th Avenue and 50th Street)  (cbc.ca) (219)
(Toronto Star) Amusing How to avoid flying next to a drunk RIM executive  (thestar.com) (15)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Florida's drunkest cities also tend to be their grayest, with nightmare-inducing photo of what drunken grandparents might look like  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (53)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Telegraph) Interesting England tries to keep from being the drunken frat girl at the EU's party  (telegraph.co.uk) (70)
(miami new times) Florida Being half naked, drunk, and passed out in the middle of an intersection is no way to finish your duty shift as a police officer  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (58)
(CBC) Dumbass Two dogs on Toronto-Beijing flight chew through restraints, terrorize passengers, have to be physically subdued as flight diverted to Vancouver. Did I say dogs? I meant drunken RIM execs  (cbc.ca) (81)


Fri December 09, 2011
(WTSP) Florida Sure, ban alcohol sales to college kids at home football games, when the REAL problem is drunken parents, alumni in the skyboxes  (wtsp.com) (23)
(Some Drunk Girl) Dumbass Perhaps the anti-drinking PSA with the drunk girl pulling her panties down wasn't such a great idea  (wtsp.com) (290)
(Viral Footage) Video Drunk Walking With Style  (viralfootage.com) (36)
(Kiro) Amusing Rep. Rick Larsen fires three staffers who were too Tweet to drunk  (kirotv.com) (44)


Thu December 08, 2011
(3 News New Zealand) Scary Drunk man finds perfectly safe place to sleep off his booze - on a railway track  (3news.co.nz) (39)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Above the Law) Obvious Hot redhead state's attorney "exposed her breasts to co-workers, came to work drunk and kept nude photos of herself on state computers?" I don't see a problem with this  (abovethelaw.com) (408)
(Daily Mail) Followup Remember the former Miss USA arrested for drunk driving in Michigan who claimed she was going to be the designated driver? Her story is about .20 percent accurate  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious Former Miss America arrested for drunk driving in Michigan, where drunk driving is technically a competition  (dailymail.co.uk) (32)


Sun December 04, 2011
(News.com.au) Stupid Drink marketed as a hangover cure enrages alcohol and road safety groups who fear it will encourage drunk driving  (news.com.au) (80)
(NJ.com) Strange Cop uses a truck he stole from a drunk driver to intentionally ram his wife's car  (nj.com) (43)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Beating victim: I was attacked because I was gay. Police and bar owner: No, you were attacked because you were a drunk asshat  (wvgazette.com) (52)


Thu December 01, 2011
(truTV) Asinine When designing a bikini lap dance contest, don't place flimsy lawn chairs on the edge of the stage, or else drunk college kids will fall over and be further humiliated...Okay, on second thought, do  (trutv.com) (124)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida If you're going to get drunk and then ransack your ex-girlfriend's apartment remember two things: 1) Don't pass out in her apartment. 2) Make sure you have the right apartment  (sun-sentinel.com) (13)
(Slate) Interesting Science asks: Is it more dangerous to drive drunk or stoned? Subby's own near-exhaustive experimentation with Mario Kart indicate we should probably just have the damn pizza delivered  (slate.com) (56)


Wed November 30, 2011
(The Cambridge Chronicle) Obvious From the "ran out of real news" department: Drunk man annoys women at nightclub  (wickedlocal.com) (51)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Washington Post) Strange It's the classic story: Boy meets girl. Boy and girl get drunk and have sex. Girl tells boy she has AIDS. Boy shoots girl in head with shotgun. Girl survives. Boy goes to jail. Bonus: Girl was just joking, doesn't really have AIDS  (washingtonpost.com) (211)
(Washington Post) Asinine VA officials fine with people getting quietly and sadly drunk in bars, but heaven help the owners if they start dancing  (washingtonpost.com) (66)
(Fox News) Sick Super cool: You land a foursome with three hot chicks. Still kinda cool: They're all drunk at the bar you own. Not cool: Their combined ages add up to 36  (foxnews.com) (117)


Mon November 28, 2011
(The Republic) Dumbass 52 drunk drivers arrested in a game of 52-tard pickup  (therepublic.com) (49)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Police bust man at sobriety checkpoint. Not for driving drunk, but for having untaxed cigarettes in his car. The free world will sleep safer tonight  (syracuse.com) (140)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing The Huffington Post raises its glass to Fark for bringing their attention to a drunk Russian diplomat  (huffingtonpost.com) (1)
(Des Moines Register) Dumbass Remember those nights in college when you were drunk and wanted a McDonald's hamburger but they weren't open so you broke in and fixed yourself one? Good times, good times  (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (51)
(LA Times) Fail Wait, so this Arthur movie isn't about a drunk guy at Christmas? Screw that  (latimes.com) (6)


Mon November 21, 2011
(KTLA) Dumbass Drunk driver smashes Chevy Astro into furniture store -- damaging the building, totaling divan  (ktla.com) (23)
(NME) Interesting Liam Gallagher sobers up, resumes lawsuit against brother Noel, gets drunk again  (nme.com) (15)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass When you're drunk, do you: A) Lower your social inhibitions, B) Pass out, or C) Go to the zoo, strip to the waist, and climb into the Spider Monkey enclosure?  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)
(My Fox DC) Amusing Man wearing 'I'm A Drunk' shirt hits police car while driving drunk. Ric Romero investigates  (myfoxdc.com) (22)
(Short List) Unlikely Man gets dumped by girlfriend. Goes through standard phases: 1. get drunk 2. listen to Kelly Clarkson and 3. buy a full suit of Halo armor  (shortlist.com) (60)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Houston Press) Asinine Drunk driver crashes into grounded Medevac helicopter, asks arresting officer why the chopper was "flying so low to the ground." See, there is such a thing as a dumb question  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (49)
(Some Guy) Amusing In Louisiana, getting drunk before a LSU game is normal ... but not if you are a coach for the other team  (thenewsstar.com) (20)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Weird You won't believe this, but I ambien serious. Drunk guy in his underwear causes an accident and blames his sleeping pills  (heraldnews.suntimes.com) (48)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup United Express pilot who flew while drunk gets six months in prison. Charged with breach of policy, dangerous behavior, impersonating Southwest Airlines pilot  (dailymail.co.uk) (2)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Among their top presidential candidates, one is as electrifying as oatmeal, another is mired in a scandal, and the third is having to deny he was drunk/high during a major speech. Maybe it IS for the GOP time to panic  (news.yahoo.com) (149)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Some FB Guy) Scary Your drunken rants on Facebook may soon start showing up in Google searches for all to mock  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (58)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup New Hampshire GOP says Rick Perry was definitely not drunk or on drugs when he gave his bizarre speech, he's just naturally bizarre  (news.yahoo.com) (113)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Denver Channel) Asinine Drunken Wrestling: Don't try this at home -- or the office  (thedenverchannel.com) (15)
(Some Guy) Scary Victim in DUI crash with Seattle Police Officer amazed he's still alive, glad officer was too drunk to find his gun  (kirotv.com) (122)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Gawker) Asinine NYPD might be sending drunk and aggressive homeless people to the Occupy Wall Street park in order to discredit the movement. Protesters can't kick them out because... well, they're the 99%, too  (gawker.com) (605)
(Reuters) Strange Unwilling to let the US maintain a lead in any technology, Russia unveils a drunk, naked driver that can smash up 17 vehicles in downtown Moscow. US feverishly working on 20-car naked drunk driver technology  (af.reuters.com) (30)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Globe and Mail) Sappy Days after four players were killed by an alleged drunk driver, high school football team earns spot in championship game with 40-0 win  (theglobeandmail.com) (10)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Using a stolen credit card to send money to your jailed boyfriend is a great way to be reunited. (w/ 'You've never been that drunk in your life' mugshot)  (5newsonline.com) (122)
(Short List) Stupid Fancy knowing the entire plot of Mission: Impossible 4 before you drunkenly watch it on HBO next year? Well, watch this then  (shortlist.com) (27)
(AZCentral) Dumbass In hindsight, University concedes statements about professor, 'He talked about shooting students, which was disturbing, and implied that he was drunk and high every other day' were troublesome  (azcentral.com) (67)


Thu October 27, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Amusing I had never watched drunken group sex before. Well, not with elk anyway  (thelocal.se) (33)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Good: Booze. Bad: Pub brawl. Good: Ambulance. Bad: Nicotine withdrawal. Good: Stop for a smoke break. Bad: Stagger drunkenly into traffic  (dailymail.co.uk) (19)
(Herald Times Reporter) Unlikely Not news: Man offers drunk woman a ride home from the bar. Not news: She wants to fark in the car. Fark: She winds up in jail for sexual assault, owing him almost $1,600 in restitution. He can buy something really fabulous with that  (htrnews.com) (143)


Wed October 26, 2011
(WUSA9) Florida Drunk father lets nine-year-old drive family car. And no, this is not a repeat. Nine. The new sixteen  (wusa9.com) (21)
(Some Guy) Dumbass OWS protestors fighting to end corporate greed, tax cuts for the rich, the right of 11-year-olds to get drunk, corporate welfare, tax...wait what?  (nbcmontana.com) (60)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Metro) Amusing Ain't no rule that says a referee can't take charge of a soccer game while so drunk he can't stand. No, seriously, there isn't. Even if he's sent three players off for no reason  (metro.co.uk) (27)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man reports UFO to police and points out that he isn't drunk or crazy, just concerned "it might be aliens or something"   (fairfieldcitizenonline.com) (32)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Staffordshire Bull terrier which mauled boy escapes being put down... because it was 'drunk on Stella Artois'  (dailymail.co.uk) (128)


Sat October 22, 2011
(News.com.au) Amusing You know what I like about middle school boys? I keep getting drunk and they keep tag teaming me  (news.com.au) (109)
(Fark) Photoshop Photoshop theme: Drunken internet antics  (fark.com) (19)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Canada.com) Obvious Stupid and ugly high court justices in country full of drunken moose-molesters rules that hyperlinks aren't defamation  (canada.com) (20)
(Some Guy) Amusing Drunken museum visitors decide to put on their own exhibit (with mugshot ... goodness?)  (wyff4.com) (19)


Thu October 20, 2011
(The Times of India) Amusing Forget drunkorexia, Olivia Munn is into drunkersize   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (61)
(Houston Chronicle) Followup Terrorism? Actually, "Drunk Moroccans in sombreros to blame"  (chron.com) (35)


Tue October 18, 2011
(JSOnline) Dumbass Porcelain fountain damaged in drunken black-out. When drunk, you're supposed to worship at the porcelain temple, not desecrate it  (jsonline.com) (28)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Northern Echo) Dumbass Fire department frees drunk man from toilet seat. That's a relief  (thenorthernecho.co.uk) (20)


Sun October 16, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Just in time for us Sunday night drunks, here's this weekend's Mugshot Roundup  (thesmokinggun.com) (96)

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