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Headlines matching 'drugs'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Fox News) Stupid Shyness and grieving will soon be classified as mental illnesses. In other news, pharmaceutical companies will soon have nice new drugs available to help cure you of your newly classified illnesses  (foxnews.com) (68)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Here's a phrase that could end the college dating scene as we know it: "untreatable, drug-resistant, gonorrhea"  (news.yahoo.com) (82)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Local10) Florida Man returns to house to find squatters with drugs, grenades, and since this is Florida and not New York, a pig  (local10.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Amusing Director of the TN agency charged with eradicating marijuana has decided that the most effective form of eradication is to just smoke it all herself  (wsmv.com) (84)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Cokehead) Florida Protip: Ditch your coke *before* repeatedly dialing 9-1-1 for your chest pains  (wtsp.com) (19)


Thu February 02, 2012
(ABC) Sick Santorum tells sick kid who complained about the price of his medicine "People have no problem paying $900 for an iPad, but paying $900 for a drug they have a problem with Why?" Because, of course, people buy a new iPad EVERY MONTH  (abcnews.go.com) (290)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Daily Mail) Asinine Supermarket IDs woman buying pack of spoons, because spoons can be used to shoot heroin. With helpful instructions on how to prepare heroin with a spoon  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Bloomberg) Interesting Survey finds which male sport has the largest collection of illicit drug users among athletes competing in the NCAA's 23 sanctioned sports. Not that one. Nope, not that one either  (bloomberg.com) (56)


Thu January 26, 2012
(YouTube) Survey What terrible things that you swore you'd never never do have you learned from your parents? Have drugs/therapy helped?  (youtube.com) (260)
(SeattlePI) Sick Feds believe Washington pharmacies gave used drugs to nursing homes. Man, I hope they at least cleaned the suppositories first  (seattlepi.com) (17)


Wed January 25, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Travel back to the war on drugs - circa 1912 - when opium was king  (bbc.co.uk) (47)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Obvious Yes  (mirror.co.uk) (180)


Mon January 23, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Mexican drug cartels are utilizing blind mules as a means to smuggle drugs into the US, plow oddly shaped farmland  (cnn.com) (41)


Fri January 20, 2012
(WYCB) Strange Door to door magazine salesman forces woman to either do drugs or buy forty subscriptions to Vibe  (wcyb.com) (34)


Mon January 16, 2012
(io9) Interesting Ten scientific and technological visionaries who experimented with drugs. Don't do drugs kids...or you'll end up like Thomas Edison or Bill Gates  (io9.com) (73)


Sat January 14, 2012
(NPR) Unlikely Today's news story that is definitely not propaganda planted by the DEA as part of the War on Drugs: "Woman Injects 'Bath Salts,' Loses Arm To Flesh-Eating Bacteria"  (npr.org) (179)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Newly released FBI files show that the in 2000's they were preparing a massive RICO case against an organization involved in gun-running, money laundering, drugs, and car-jackings. Was it: A) The mafia? B) MS-13? or C) The Wu-tang Clan?  (thedailybeast.com) (48)


Thu January 12, 2012
(TMZ) Sad Heather Locklear hospitalized for Rx drugs and alcohol overdose at 2 in the afternoon. Hey, it's 5 o'clock somewhere  (tmz.com) (56)


Wed January 11, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Pro skateboarder thinks he was the Hulk when he went on naked wild hotel rampage, blames booze and drugs  (nypost.com) (42)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Wired) Scary India reports completely drug-resistant TB. Must've been the curry  (wired.com) (153)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Local10) Florida How to dress for success in Florida: Man wears "how to cook crack" shirt to court appearance on drug charges  (local10.com) (33)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail "I want her to go to prison where she can get help, where she can't do drugs or have anything bad (happen) to her." Heh, looks like someone never watched Oz  (kirotv.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Stupid And somewhere in suburban Minnesota, a pizza fight led to assault and drug charges. Ah, cheese  (minnesota.cbslocal.com) (15)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Obvious New study reveals that middle-aged pot smokers actually scored higher on memory tests than those who didn't use the drug. So why is it illegal again?  (mnn.com) (374)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Google) Florida Today's burning question before SCOTUS: Does a police dog's sniff outside a house give officers the right to get a search warrant for illegal drugs, or is the sniff an unconstitutional search?  (google.com) (167)


Sun January 01, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious FDA worried that permanent shortage of Adderall and other ADHD drugs could lead to... OOH PUPPIES  (msnbc.msn.com) (178)


Sat December 31, 2011
(YouTube) Video When it comes to handling drugs, bombs or terrorist threats, UK airport security is on it in mere seconds. But give them a simple batshiat crazy naked guy to deal with and it's a whole different story. (Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (40)


Fri December 30, 2011
(CBSSacramento.com) Cool Nevada sheriff refrains from ruining 250 students' lives after discovering pounds of marijuana and other drugs on ski trip caravan  (sacramento.cbslocal.com) (153)


Thu December 29, 2011
(NJ.com) Fail Man's car seized by police, destroyed and returned after a search for drugs turned up zero evidence. Damage to the car worth $12,000  (nj.com) (123)
(Boston Herald) Interesting Missing drug evidence points to rogue cop. In other news, there are a lot of rogue cops in Massachusetts. In other other news, police departments are not allowed to test officers for drug use  (bostonherald.com) (53)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Fark) Photoshop Photoshop theme: If everyday items were treated like dangerous drugs  (fark.com) (16)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Coventry Telegraph) Dumbass Man gets two years in prison for selling cocaine while being drunk and dressed as The Incredible Hulk, after police caught him green-handed  (coventrytelegraph.net) (22)
(Philly.com) Strange Man awarded $4 million for overdosing on drugs stolen from a pharmacy. Is this a great country, or what?  (philly.com) (155)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Woman who called police to report a home invasion and then said she must have hallucinated it was arrested after police found the source of her hallucinations: heroin  (chicagotribune.com) (39)


Mon December 19, 2011
(TMZ) Followup All of Ryan Braun's fans can breath a sigh of relief. His positive test result for a banned substance was caused by "medication he was taking for a private medical issue" and not performance enhancing drugs  (tmz.com) (94)
(Hartford Courant) Weird Can drugs in a bean can get your can sent to the can? You bet your beans they can  (courant.com) (31)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida You're homeless and you find a credit card on the ground. Do you use it to buy: A) Booze B) Drugs C) A pedicure  (orlandosentinel.com) (43)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing Customs agents seize $140,000 worth of meth hidden inside three cans of liquid nacho cheese. Authorities became suspicious when they realized nobody has ever been able to finish even a single can of that crap, let alone 3  (news.yahoo.com) (57)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Manitowoc Herald-Times) Dumbass Man's actions described as "disruptive to the peace and good order of the community at large." Was he: a) protesting violently, b) dealing drugs, or c) planking?  (htrnews.com) (60)
(CBS NY) Cool Farkers, we are cured  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (186)
(Talking Points Memo) Florida Daily Show at FL gov's press conference: Would you pee in this cup to prove to you're not on drugs? Scott: I've done it plenty of times. Reporter: Would you pass this forward to the governor? We can all turn around, it's fine   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (100)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Woman on cocktail of prescription drugs plows through yard and injures man on riding mower (you'd hit it like you were pilled out behind the wheel mugshot)  (limerick.patch.com) (51)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Unlikely "Marijuana was also discovered in the new tunnel and Mack said federal agents were up late Monday night weighing it." Yeah, weighing it. That's what they were doing  (news.yahoo.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Dumbass The newest inmate at the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr Detention Center? That would be former sheriff Patrick J. Sullivan Jr himself  (cbsdenver.wordpress.com) (93)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Uproxx) Weird What Siri on the iPhone 4S will do for you: find you hookers, drugs and guns. What Siri won't do for you: find you an abortion clinic  (uproxx.com) (43)
(Wired) Fail UK, wanting to know what drugs will look like in 20 years, paid some "futurist" untold bucks to buy them a copy of Snow Crash. Fail tag because Wired doesn't realize this  (wired.com) (35)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Reason Magazine) Asinine DEA destroys 88-year-old's business because his product, iodine crystals used to purify water, has shown up in some meth labs. The war on drugs claims another victory  (reason.com) (265)


Tue November 22, 2011
(MetroWest Daily News) Dumbass Man plants drugs on ex-girlfriend's car, causing her to suddenly remember that he tried to rape her  (metrowestdailynews.com) (36)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sick Occupy London protestors defecate in church. Pew pew pew  (dailymail.co.uk) (254)


Sat November 19, 2011
(io9) Interesting Smarter kids are more likely to abuse illicit drugs than your precious snowflake  (io9.com) (64)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Father of the Year candidate leaves 13-year-old daughter holding 50 bags of crack as he escapes from police  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (38)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Florida Sorry we gave your Grandpa an execution drug rather than his antacid. Whoops. Our bad  (dailymail.co.uk) (144)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Weird Drugs? In my contact lenses? It's more likely than you think  (ubergizmo.com) (3)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Bloomberg) Weird Pfizer-Bristol drug doesn't reduce coagulation after hospital stays. The clot thickens  (bloomberg.com) (9)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Indian Express) Interesting Old and busted: breathalyzer. New hotness: handheld fingerprint drug detection kit  (indianexpress.com) (14)


Thu November 10, 2011
(io9) Interesting New drug Adipotide targets fat by cutting off blood supply to fat, taunting The Doctor & Donna Noble  (io9.com) (95)


Mon November 07, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious We now spend more in manpower and logistics to combat drugs than we do to create jobs and prosperity in America. Think about that for a second. Move through angry and sad and get to WTF  (nytimes.com) (267)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup New Hampshire GOP says Rick Perry was definitely not drunk or on drugs when he gave his bizarre speech, he's just naturally bizarre  (news.yahoo.com) (113)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Computer nerds belatedly realize Guy Fawkes masks don't protect from beheadings, abort plan to take on notoriously bloodthirsty drugs gang  (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)
(Some Bubba) Followup Autopsy reveals that NFL legend and "Police Academy" star Bubba Smith died from drug intoxication. Co-star Michael Winslow makes a sad slide whistle noise  (digitalspy.com) (11)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Fox News) Fail Fox News claims President Obama's use of executive orders is a means of circumventing Congress, despite the fact that he's on pace to have signed about as many as George W. Bush  (foxnews.com) (196)
(The Sun) Unlikely Not surprising: posthumous Amy Winehouse album is about to drop. Very surprising: allegedly, she only sang one of the tracks on drugs  (thesun.co.uk) (18)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Washington Post) Spiffy Judge extends restraining order on a Missouri college's plan to drug screen all first year students  (washingtonpost.com) (173)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing The worst gang fight in a decade between the Hells Angels and the Vagos was over A) Drugs, B) Guns, or C) Pumpkin Spice Lattes  (news.yahoo.com) (68)
(Discover) Interesting Moving to a better neighborhood can be as effective as drugs in preventing obesity. You sound stationary   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (22)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Cops stop you as you walk down the street and ask if you have any drugs on you. The wrong thing to say is: A) I need a lawyer? B) I need a lawyer? C) I need a lawyer? D) Just less than an ounce of weed?  (nwfdailynews.com) (61)


Mon October 24, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) Dumbass "In MY day, smuggling cocaine was HARD WORK. Here, I'll do it if you can't handle it, whippersnapper"  (wxyz.com) (92)
(Celebitchy) Dumbass Peaches Geldof shoplifted makeup from drugstore. Would it have hurt her to shoplift a sandwich while she was at it?  (celebitchy.com) (48)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious Monica Lewinsky, acid, and Mick Jagger on drugs. What more could you ask?  (dailymail.co.uk) (18)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Old and busted: Selling stolen copper wire to scrap yards for drug money. New hotness: Selling stolen copper wire directly to your dealer for drugs  (610wiod.com) (20)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Clarion Ledger) Dumbass Police officer tried to ignore the woman who called him to sell drugs, but man, she just wouldn't stop calling  (clarionledger.com) (35)


Wed October 19, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing Forty four years ago this Friday, Abbie Hoffman and Allen Ginsberg tried exorcising and levitating the Pentagon. Man, the drugs were so much better in the late 60s  (iheartchaos.com) (66)

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