If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark
Headlines matching 'drug dealers'
Wed March 17, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Contact Music) Obvious Todd Bridges: "I worked four different hotels and I had five girls that worked on the streets." Whatchoo talkin' bout?  (contactmusic.com) (28)

Tue March 16, 2010
(News.com.au) Dumbass Boss says "ex-drug dealers, convicts and child molesters" make better employees than former soldiers. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this  (news.com.au) (385)

Sun March 14, 2010
(News.com.au) Fail And the "Most Inappropriate Image with Story" award this week goes to news.com.au  (news.com.au) (106)

Wed March 10, 2010
(New York Daily News) Fail Not news: Facing a year in jail for criminal possession of a weapon after hitting a cop. Fark: With a snowball  (nydailynews.com) (111)

Mon February 15, 2010
(Jalopnik) Fail The Mercury division will be embracing the future with the launch of an all new compact car called the Tracer. This isn't a repeat from 1987  (jalopnik.com) (89)

Fri February 12, 2010
(MSNBC) Obvious If you had "Friday" in the pool for "Next time Toyota will recall one of their vehicles", your prize is on the left when you head out the door, But it's a Toyota so don't get too attached  (msnbc.msn.com) (30)

Wed February 10, 2010
(Reuters) Obvious Survey shows that slow computers, poor toilet etiquette and use of office jargon such as "think outside the box" and "push the envelope" are among the things that annoy workers most  (reuters.com) (109)

Mon February 08, 2010
(News.com.au) Dumbass While police work can include long periods of boredom, you probably shouldn't stage an armed robbery at a pharmacy you know to be under surveillance  (news.com.au) (13)

Fri February 05, 2010
(Some Guy) Sick Police obtained search warrants for the bowel movements of a suspected drug dealer in Weymouth on Monday after he allegedly swallowed 20 bags of heroin and cocaine. Talk about a sh*tty job  (morningsun.net) (40)

Sun January 31, 2010
(Some Guy) Sad Betty Crocker looking for new Hamburger Helper mascot as the previous one was evidently killed near the U.S.\Mexico border  (wfaa.com) (127)

Tue January 26, 2010
(Baltimore Sun) Scary Three US soldiers killed this month. In Baltimore  (weblogs.baltimoresun.com) (100)

Mon January 25, 2010
(The Sun) Amusing Police discover that drugs are being smuggled into prison in cans. No, not like that, in tin cans  (thesun.co.uk) (30)

Mon January 18, 2010
(3 News New Zealand) Dumbass Noted economist Shakira's solution to fix the global economy: consumption and spending  (3news.co.nz) (61)
(The Earth Times) Strange Old and busted: placing bouquets of flowers at a grave site. New hotness: Leaving a severed head to gaily adorn your recently departed crime-boss' crypt  (earthtimes.org) (60)

Sun January 17, 2010
(Independent) Interesting RIP War on Drugs  (independent.co.uk) (179)

Fri January 15, 2010
(Some Guy) Strange Police say they found medieval weaponry, drugs and a five-year old holding a gun while serving a search warrant at a home that's much more fun than the one you grew up in  (wmur.com) (86)

Sun January 10, 2010
(AZCentral) Obvious Remember when Mexico decriminalized small amounts of all drugs and everyone said it would be the end of civilization there as we know it? Turns out they were wrong  (azcentral.com) (211)

Fri December 11, 2009
(Some Guy) Dumbass Being a counselor to drugged up high school kids. Pass. Getting busted for conspiracy to sell drugs to the same kids? Fail  (king5.com) (31)

Thu December 10, 2009
(Google) Strange If you stole the 2400 different ecstasy pills a dutchman painstakingly collected over two decades, don't take the red-and-white ones  (google.com) (254)

Wed December 02, 2009
(BBC) Strange Hottie claims heroin drove her to crime spree while she worked as Queen's royal harpist (pic)  (news.bbc.co.uk) (166)

Displayed 20 of about 1591 links -- join TotalFark to see them all