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78 headlines found matching 'driving'
Sun December 17, 2017
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
If you're reading this headline in California, put down the damned phone and concentrate on your driving
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Fri December 15, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
TD: "After 10 months, do you really need your $846,000? Sorry about that, it's released. We cool?" Herbert: "I'm driving as fast as I can"
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Volvo testing how people react in a self-driving car. If you can wake them up, that is
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Caller reports teenagers driving around in police cruiser. Department promises Officer Rock is over 21, a bit flattered
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Within 5 years, we could be driving cars fueled by beer. In other news, Drew spotted buying up gas stations all over the country
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Woman records video of postal truck driving erratically - "The postal worker swings her door open and shouts back: "I'm going to have my job forever!" She then laughs hysterically"
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Tue December 05, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Rock being moved because people keep driving into it
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Fri December 01, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
My life driving a flying shiatbox for the Navy that kept trying to murder me - Tales of a COD pilot
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My neighbor's 16-year-old daughter ran over my beloved cat. She was driving irresponsibly and texting; she was horrified. I'm angered and can't talk to her, but her parents insist I help her through her grief. What should I do?"
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: Can my narcissistic ex-husband change? Signed, Ivana
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
People driving while playing 'Pokémon Go' may have caused billions in damages in the U.S, tenfold increase in Darwin award recipients
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida couple's attempt at driving their SUV along the bottom of a canal named Alligator Alley ends predictably
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland cop arrested twice in one night for drunk driving. Gee, I wonder why they let him go after the first time
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Thu November 23, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars will decide who lives and who dies
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Having naked drunk driving sex while your infant child is in the back seat is no way to go through life, son
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Soldier says "God was over me" after accident. Presumably He was driving the school bus
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Today's school bus driver accused of driving drunk on the job is brought to you by Indiana
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Australian woman drives in car with massive spider "staring" at her for over 20 minutes (w/video)
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Mon November 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Driving while using your phone. New hotness: Getting busted while driving with your phone and tablet tied to the steering wheel with string
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Uber to build autonomous driving fleet. Step one: buy 25,000 Volvos
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Self-driving transport trucks are only about 12 years away from mass deployment on public roads. Sorry, make that 12 months
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian woman gets a $30,400 fine for drunken driving, but she is a billionaire so no problem for her
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Thu November 16, 2017
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Connecticut state education official Stephen Wright arrested for violating probation in drunken driving arrest. When asked for a comment, he said, "24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Human-driven cars will be off the roads in 20 years due to autonomous driving, says a.) some wacko environmentalist from Vermont, b.) some hipster "digital prophet" from Silicon Valley c.) Detroit legend, Bob Lutz
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Presidential commission finds that legalizing weed will lead to opioid addiction. "Study" also found excessive laughter, bad driving, and a propensity to play a piano wildly with a demented look
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Drunk man invents new game called "Blow & race home before the ignition interlock from your last DUI shuts off your car"
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Mon November 13, 2017
(News and Star (UK))
 
 
 
What do you do if parked cars stop you driving your tractor down the road? Just drive down anyway and to hell with it
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Should getting high in self driving cars be allowed?
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Sun November 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods: "My knee is trashed." Just like his marriage, reputation and driving record
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Sat November 11, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your self driving car is going to be able to talk to bicycles, mainly to tell them to stop being red-light-running asshats, spandex looks ridiculous, and they suck
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Sun November 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars may result in pedestrians' lives being easier and safer... One day we'll all think back to those crazy days when we let people drive cars. Imagine that
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Courtroom video feed mysteriously stops working just as GOP state senator's bond hearing for drunk driving begins
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Fri November 03, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's Friday night. Lets watch some racing. The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series JAG Metals 350 Driving Hurricane Harvey Relief at Texas Motor Speedway is on FS1 at 8 EDT
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Thu November 02, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC terror suspect seen driving with two men in rented Home Depot truck for weeks
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pop quiz - You're driving drunk on the Interstate and carrying coke. What's the best way to show your wang to other drivers?
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Tue October 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
UN Environment Chief says that the US may meet its Paris goals despite Trump because the private sector is now driving the agenda and most American companies have decided to go green
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Mon October 30, 2017
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Driving with drugs in your anus, a dead woman in the trunk, and shooting at other cars is no way to go through life
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Singing could get you a careless driving charge. Yodeling could get you shot
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The President of the United States begins driving right wing media over the conspiracy theory cliff. THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today in kangaroo court: An Aussie mum in insurance claims court claims "massive dinosaur-like creature" hit her car
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now that it has the President of the United States driving inbound traffic, Twitter doesn't need Russian bots to turn a profit, which is why its shares jumped 20% yesterday
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
China tests out world's first driverless train that doesn't run on rails. Off the rails Casey Jones, still driving while on cocaine impressed
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Mon October 23, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tip: Do not offer to use your semen rag to wipe the vaseline off your driver's license when stopped for speeding wearing nothing but a bikini thong
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to give up your road rage shenanigans when you run over yourself with road rage
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even insurance companies are now criticizing Trump for sabotaging Obamacare by pointing out that this will make it harder for people who need it to afford health insurance. driving up costs across the board
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts canal jump in his Toyota Corolla instead of driving two blocks out of his way. Roscoe P Coltrane seen in close pursuit
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Family explains "misunderstanding" led to Chicago police arresting man driving 20 mph over speed limit near O'Hare International with .45 handgun at his feet, AR-15 in trunk next to pressure cooker
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter is 15 and she's dating a black teen a year older than her. They are both star students and athletes. Should I warn my daughter about what to do if he's stopped for driving while black? Or does that make me sound crazy?"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Anchorage Police say they don't have the resources to chase car thieves, but if you do it yourself they do have the resources to charge you with reckless driving
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
I have a sudden urge to go screwdriving (Not safe for work)
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Fri September 29, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
How many steering wheels do you expect a self-driving car to have?
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Thu September 28, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
You won't get jail time for DUI and driving 103 mph on the interstate if you're the mayor's wife
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Beer + Beer + Pot + Machete + Driving in the wrong lane = $10,000 bail and an appearance on Fark for your dumbass t-shirt
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you've had too much to drink, call an Uber to drive you home. Not an 8-year-old girl
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Camera car used by council to catch cars parking illegally is photographed parking illegally
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hollywood: "Work fourteen-plus hours a day for us." Actor/crew member driving home: *crash*. Hollywood: *surprised face*
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Thu September 21, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing from Home Depot escapes from police by completing the redneck triathalon - driving his truck into a lake, swimming across and then running across the Interstate
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Tue September 19, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court rules that roadside drunken driving tests are not valid for pot, so spark it up, kids
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Intel and Waymo are having way mo self-driving car collaborations
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Mon September 18, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Couple driving through northern Maine forced to stop in middle of road. (Lynx go nowhere)
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Candidate says she has no idea who could be stealing opponents' yard signs and replacing them with hers while driving her truck
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Wed September 13, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rejiggered traffic cams help catch Phoenix wrong-way drivers. The rejiggered cams alert controllers to call police. Completely rejiggered cams will flash the driver. I just like saying rejiggered
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Fri September 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I can fly... I CAN FLY... *wham*
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the home page of the Bangor Daily: Man Driving with Cat Crashes Through Wall of Wok and Roll Restaurant
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman tries to eliminate witness who was Facebook Live-ing her drunk driving (with mugshot)
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Philosophical questions for the modern age: Could you still be busted for drunk-driving even if you were "driving" a driverless car? Maybe. What about if you were standing on the roof? Definitely
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wayne Rooney charged with drunk driving after posing for a selfie at a bar. That must have been some picture. How many is that on the Rooney scale?
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a medical condition that prevents me from driving, so my husband drives me everywhere and never complains. The problem is, he drives like a maniac, speeding and taking risks. He won't listen to my concerns. What do I do?"
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Downing 28 Klonopins before driving a kid to school? Typical Monday in the Sunshine State (with mugshot)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: better car safety features keep older people driving longer. Bad news: better car safety features keep older people driving longer
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Clinical trial shows success in using Ecstasy for PTSD treatment. Because seeing glittery unicorns and hugging random strangers is a helluva lot better than driving your car into crowds
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Self-driving pizza cars? SELF-DRIVING PIZZA CARS
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Mon August 28, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Famous 2-legged dog survives horrible car crash, is reunited with family. "It was around 11 p.m. and their teenage son, Beast, was driving"
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
It's okay to dance your way through your drunk driving breathalyzer test as long as you're not legally drunk
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen livestreams her little sister's death after drunk driving crash. Says she did it so her family could "pay for the funeral" (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
13-year-old driver arrested after police find 25 pounds of meth in car, because nothing avoids suspicion like 13-year-old kids driving cars
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
71-year-old woman is considerate enough to leave her dashcam running while she goes out for a round of drunk driving
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Wed August 23, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Riding on the back of a tow truck and bashing its windows with a crowbar won't stop your car from being repossessed, but it will make great video
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