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85 headlines found matching 'drivers'
Thu July 20, 2017
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson plans to play the British Open without a driver. Which could be a mistake considering the decision to not use a driver caused major problems for Tiger Woods
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly claims autopilot made his Tesla tip over and sink into a swamp, thankfully he was rescued by Sir Lancelot and plans to try again
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness, I thought cars could fly"
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Sun July 16, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Pagenaud on the pole and Dale Coyne's fix-it bills are approaching airbag recall levels. The clownshoes stomp through Toronto live at 3pm ET on CNBC
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Here in my wagon / I don't feel safest at all / I don't have any doors / It's the only way to live / In wagons
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Fri July 14, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Huh, I bet I can submit this one with a witty headline. Lemme see . . . *screech* *crash*
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Truckload of NOPE slimes Oregon highway, with *hork*-inducing pictures
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Tue July 11, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The next time you get an Uber, try not to think about the fact that it's quite possible your driver has been driving for 20 hours straight
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The National)
 
 
 
Remember this: when you use a corpse or sex-doll to let you ride in the car pool lane, you're stealing the job of the drugged up baby of a starving Indonesian beggar
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
"How can I keep the driver's awareness of the situation high while they search for something to listen to on their new infotainment system? How can I cue them to look at the road once in a while?"
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Newstalk 1010)
 
 
 
Canada: Hey, we can do high-speed pursuits too, and our police SUVs also disintegrate when they clip another vehicle
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The fast(7) and the furious(102)
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Wed June 28, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
According to Facebook's algorithms, which of these is a protected from abuse: A) Women drivers B) Black children or C) White men?
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(Some Poor Slob Stuck In Traffic)
 
 
 
Congratulations, California: In a list of cities with the worst drivers, you snagged five of the top ten. Inexplicably, Detroit drivers are ranked best
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man arrested after removing 500 roadside advertisements. Police went to his home, say all the signs were there
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Columnist believes Illinois should be divided up and given to neighboring states. Unlikely tag is for Wisconsin wanting to take possession of Chicago, its sports fans and its drivers
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
"Uber's business model is predicated on lawbreaking. And having grown through intentional illegality, Uber can't easily pivot toward following the rules." SHUT IT DOWN
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Doritos' new "Spicy Loco Hit and Run" flavor not a fan with police, Doritos truck drivers
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado just legalized texting while driving, as long as you're not driving in "a careless or imprudent manner"
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Jumping into the Missouri River is not a good escape route from a bank robbery, Mr. Fake Beard bandit
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Washington State Police to clamp down on the scourge of our times. That's right, left lane campers, your time has come
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Imagine there's no Uber, it's easy if you try
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Oregon becomes the first state to offer a non-binary gender option for drivers licenses
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is the rest of the world this Awesone? Trying to justify how drunk I am on a regular basis
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
How bad can a mayfly swarm-GAAA
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Mon June 12, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
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Who knew the police could depend on random big van drivers to help stop fleeing cars?
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Accident in "express toll lanes" causes lanes to be blocked, so company operating them raises toll to $31.50 "to deter drivers from getting onto them." So the drivers who paid that much only to find the lanes blocked will get refunds, right? Right?
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
A bunch of drivers are in the booth, meaning the broadcast will be unintelligible. Business as usual. The NASCAR XFINITY Series Pocono Green 250 is on FS1 at 12:30 pm ET
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
State police declares all Florida drivers to be hazards, making flashers redundant
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
How hot is it in Phoenix? So hot it's causing car windows to shatter
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Tue June 06, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Today is 'Secure Your Load Day,' so be sure you don't blow it on a road anywhere
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Turn signals: Too complicated
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Mon June 05, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer carrying live lobsters overturns on Nova Scotia highway. Drivers with trailers of boiling water or melted butter wanted in the area
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
I bought my son a seat in an F1 team, and yes he's clearly much worse than all of the other drivers on the grid, but don't you dare say he didn't earn it
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Thu June 01, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Pastafarian earns the right to wear a pasta strainer on his head in his drivers license photo. "It's a little ridiculous, I know"
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Leaked internal documents show Uber spent a million dollars a week on Uber Pool to prove Lyft Line was better
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
'It should've been Travis': Uber drivers spread hate after CEO's mom dies in Memorial Day weekend boat crash
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another small part of True America died today, as Maryland has officially banned rolling coal
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Uber shortchanged its NYC drivers by several million dollars. Mostly by convincing them to give up their other jobs to become an Uber driver
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York businesses are providing Plan B to their employees to address commuter problems by aborting the drivers of the future
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Deep gaping maw of destruction opens up at Trump's Mar-a-Lago
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
New study finds humans make "suboptimal" decisions when making routing decisions. If only there was some kind of system we could use to work out the optimal route using global positions
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Uber being investigated by justice department for not wanting to keep Austin weird
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: NASCAR drivers climb out of car and throw helmets at each other. New hotness: NASCAR drivers embrace and make out
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas senate votes to drop the state's mandatory vehicle safety inspection. All noble Texans should immediately head to a scrapyard, buy whatever clapped out piece of crap their heart has been yearning for all these years, and enjoy the open road
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Bridj, an on-demand bus service backed by Ford, is shutting down. Apparently people were not thrilled with an idea that combines all the comfort of Greyhound along with the drivers' attitudes of Uber
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Almost every speed limit is too low," said: A) Dom Toretto, B) Dale Jr., or C) Michigan State Police
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Delivery guy crashes, pizza deemed 'shaken yet edible'
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Fri April 28, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
North Carolina lawmakers vote to protect drivers who run into protesters, ignoring a colleague's concern they would appear a bunch of 'dumb rednecks'
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Thu April 27, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Uber drivers upset that cab drivers are "poaching" their customers. Wait...isn't there a Fark tag for this kind of story? Hmm...why, I think there is
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Curiosity rover has to roam around Mars with 20 backseat drivers. And you thought driving your grandfather to the store was a chore
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Sun April 23, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It's still not too late to sign up with the Indycar fantasy league "Team Fark Clownshoes" at the link. It's your Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama live at 3pm ET on NBCSN
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Not news: 12-year-old boy goes out for a little joyride with car. News: 12-year-old boy gets nailed by police 1300km into his 4000km solo journey across Australia
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Science knows that listening to music can make you drive faster. The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know which songs are most likely to result in a speeding ticket
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Protip for drunk drivers: Don't try to turn into a cow by eating grass on roadside to beat your breathalyzer test, it won't work
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tesla recalls 53,000 vehicles because a permanently engaged parking brake could affect your mileage
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Taxi drivers on tiny Block Island, off the coast of tiny Rhode Island, are fighting to keep Uber and Lyft on the mainland, and so far, they're winning
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"What's that guy in the car behind me doing honking and waving? Go around, dude. Jeez"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
District of Columbia drivers' licenses are being revised to read "Washington, D.C.," instead of "District of Columbia" on news that the average Arby's reject who works for TSA doesn't know what "District of Columbia" means
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How bad do you have to drive before people start a Facebook page warning other drivers of your whereabouts?
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Wed April 19, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Traffic unable to tear along the dotted lions
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Tue April 18, 2017
(My News LA)
 
 
 
Bear killed by truck on Ronald Reagan Freeway. Suck it, Russians. Bear Roadkill Trifecta in play
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Black bear hit by car. Warning: these bear pictures are a bit grisly. They're grisly bear pictures, get it? Do you get it? Grisly...bear pictures. Because he got hit by a car. Not grizzly. Grisly. That's the joke
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a cop, do not pull over real cops. Florida difficulty: the real cop was in full uniform
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Fri April 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Before the US entered WWI, two Americans volunteered as ambulance drivers, then wrote literary masterpieces. One was 19-year old Hemingway, the other was 21-year old John Dos Passos, whose "impassioned warning against war sadly fell on deaf ears"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sick of being America's hat, Canada moves towards becoming America's bong
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Volvo's U.S. boss hopes drivers "will wake up and start appreciating station wagons again" because that's the only thing they really know how to make
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Truck dumps foam tomahawks on the highway, blocking 2 lanes of I-75 and giving Atlanta drivers a glimpse of the traffic horror show that will commence when the Braves open their new county-funded traffic jam machine tomorrow
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Tue April 11, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber manager admits to driver they know passengers lie about drivers a lot
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Sun April 09, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Join the Indycar fantasy league "Team Fark Clownshoes" at the link and make your picks. Then watch the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach, Live at 4 PM ET on NBCSN
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I can't believe it's not Fabio
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
New York approves testing for self-driving cars, wants to see if autonomous vehicles will figure out how to flip the bird at, cut off, and shoot at other drivers
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
See? Told you there was nothing to worry about. Only about 11% of Uber drivers fail expanded security check for little things like no driver's license, or DUIs
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"We wanted to find out why all efforts to date to tackle distracted driving have utterly failed." Have you tried texting them?
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uber noticed their "independent drivers" weren't working enough hours to meet service goals. They considered paying them more, but after laughing themselves to death they hired behavioral psychologists to create ways to trick drivers into working longer
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hundreds of yellow cars flooded into a picturesque Cotswold village today to support a retiree whose canary yellow car was vandalized by locals who thought it was an eyesore
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man accused of pulling a gun, shooting at a car and unlawful use of a donut. Wait, what?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia governor declares a state of emergency as Atlanta traffic becomes slightly worse
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Uber now lets you adjust your route mid-trip. But it's still completely different from taxi services because reasons
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Today's random dude duct taped to a yield sign is brought to you by the city of Houston, Texas
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(Inside EVs)
 
 
 
Elon Musk on the lack of an instrument cluster in the Model 3: You'll get over it
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Wed March 29, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Teens aren't getting enough sleep, so let's blame the school bus drivers
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Police searching for woman who jumps into cars and demands rides on the north side. So that's what kids are calling it nowadays
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland to consider cracking down on those worthless asshats who cruise in the left lane without yielding to faster traffic. No word on plans to crack down on them for being Maryland drivers
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The idol has already sent both Logano and Johnson behind such talented drivers as Derrike Cope, Jeffrey Earnhardt, and Timmy Hill before racing has even started. Will they stay there? It's the Auto Club 400, live from Yawntana at 3 PM EDT on Fox
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