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Tue March 16, 2010
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(St. Petersburg Times) Florida If you don't have a driver's license and have been arrested for it 14 times already -- for the love of God, put on your seat belt  (tampabay.com) (35)

Sun March 07, 2010
(Denver Post) Strange Man has spent 34 years proving to police he's not an escaped criminal. Oh, and it was the Denver police who gave the criminal the man's identity. Oh, and the best way for the man to prove he's not the criminal? Drop his pants  (denverpost.com) (41)
(Newton TAB) Obvious What are the odds that a police officer would show up at Dunkin Donuts right as a thief walked out the door?  (wickedlocal.com) (42)

Sat March 06, 2010
(KeysNews) Florida Once again: You shouldn't be shaving your privates while driving, especially if you have a suspended license: "She was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready"  (keysnews.com) (77)

Wed March 03, 2010
(AOL News) Scary In the United States people forge drivers licenses to drink underage. In Switzerland people take it to a much higher level  (aolnews.com) (74)

Tue March 02, 2010
(MSNBC) Obvious Add "being so lazy you walk your dog from your car" to the things now illegal in the Nanny State  (msnbc.msn.com) (86)

Fri February 26, 2010
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Floridians baffled by new driver's license rules. "My Social Security card says Robert. My birth certificate says Bobby. They went and made me change my Social Security card to Bobby. I changed it and now I'm back"  (tampabay.com) (235)

Fri February 12, 2010
(AZCentral) Interesting Staff employees in Maricopa County, Arizona have been caught speeding on photo radar cameras more than 1,500 times over the last two years, marking the first time in history a government worker has done something fast  T-Shirt  (azcentral.com) (55)

Fri February 05, 2010
(Some Guy) Scary Microsoft Chief Research Officer Craig Mundie wants Internet Driver's License "If you want to drive a car, you have to {prove} you are capable of driving a car" In other news, Microsoft attempting to put AOL out of business  (interesting-people.org) (177)

Tue February 02, 2010
(Daily Mail) Asinine TESCO is cracking down on under age quiche sales as one may use a knife to make slices. Safety first  (dailymail.co.uk) (141)

Thu January 28, 2010
(News.com.au) Asinine Driver pulled over and fined for blowing nose in van. "This is snot happening."  (news.com.au) (112)

Wed January 27, 2010
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Pro-tip: If you're in the military and decide to go AWOL, don't steal an identifiable military Humvee. Pro-tip Bonus: Don't run out of gas  (orlandosentinel.com) (37)
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Iowa looks into tighter regulation of Everclear - Which of course leads to higher sales of Everclear  (chicagotribune.com) (172)

Tue January 26, 2010
(Some Guy) Interesting The birthers' legal challenge against Obama seems to be backfiring on them as their legal bills go through the roof  (motherjones.com) (200)

Sat January 23, 2010
(Some Guy) Amusing Cocaine-munching driver claims it was donut. She probably could have gone free if she'd had a blown seal  (thedailytimes.com) (32)

Tue January 12, 2010
(Miami Herald) Florida Grandmother spends 15 days in jail because everyone forgot she was there  (miamiherald.com) (62)

Mon January 11, 2010
(BBC) Interesting Unlike the example of Somalia, this actually *is* a Libertarian paradise  (news.bbc.co.uk) (220)

Wed January 06, 2010
(Miami Herald) Unlikely Free ID found, sold. Free convict uses Free ID for 32 years, worry free. Convict now no longer free or Free, while Free concern free. See?  (miamiherald.typepad.com) (58)

Thu December 24, 2009
(AFP) Amusing Civic-minded citizen decides to help city authorities by using a front-end loader to plow the streets of his neighborhood after a snowfall, and is promptly arrested by police. The fact that he's 7 MAY have had something to do with it  (news.yahoo.com) (79)

Sat December 19, 2009
(Boston Globe) Stupid On one hand, third offense drunk driving hit and run with injuries is bad. On the other hand, we wouldn't want the senator to miss any important votes  (boston.com) (89)

Mon November 23, 2009
(USA Today) Sad Budget cuts, office closures, and staff reductions may mean that visits to the DMV won't provide the same joy-filled blissful escape from the everyday that they once did  (usatoday.com) (111)

Sat November 21, 2009
(Some Guy) Florida Like some Farkers' dream girls, this suspect had nice melons and 800 pounds of pot. Unfortunately, that's where the similarities end  (ocala.com) (45)

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