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Headlines matching 'drinks'
Wed February 08, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WXYZ Detroit) Interesting Ready to inhale your caffeine instead of drink it?  (wxyz.com) (170)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Fairbanks Daily News-Minus) Spiffy Town overrules God and decides to waive ban on Sunday alcohol sales for the Super Bowl. What would Jesus drink?  (newsminer.com) (38)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Secret of red wine as revealed by scientists: "You'd have to drink more than 600 bottles of wine to get the amount of resveratrol that would deliver any noticeable health benefits." Subby: "Challenge accepted"  (news.yahoo.com) (135)
(TMZ) Obvious Boozehound Lindsay Lohan threatens to sue over boozehound story. Boozehound  (tmz.com) (30)


Wed February 01, 2012
(io9) Unlikely Scientists say sugar is as toxic as alcohol & there should be a drinking age for soft drinks  (io9.com) (169)
(Alamo Drafthouse) Cool First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours  (princessbridewine.com) (49)


Tue January 31, 2012
(TwinCities.com) Sick Two women sexually assault man with pliers, article includes a helpful picture of what a pair of pliers may look like  (twincities.com) (119)
(Some Guy) Interesting Five beers no man should drink after 25. I don't know about you, but after 25 beers, I stick to shots (Sucky beer slideshow)  (mademan.com) (291)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Philly.com) Interesting Philadelphia city council puzzled at lukewarm reception to its "Have another drink for the kids" proposal  (philly.com) (20)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Video of student dancing naked in nightclub paddling pool goes viral: "I'll bet she's regretting it now"  (dailymail.co.uk) (221)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: College student gets drunk after consuming ten drinks. Fark: And then breaks into a museum and tries to steal a claw from the real 20-foot skeleton of a giant ground sloth  (dispatch.com) (48)
(Some Guy With Ill-Fitting Gloves) Followup OJ deemed safe. That is, of course, unless your last name is "Brown" or "Goldman"  (kimt.com) (21)


Wed January 11, 2012
(medicalxpress.com) Interesting Study finds why alcohol is addictive. What *I* find is that the study ISN'T POURING MY DRINKS FAST ENOUGH  (medicalxpress.com) (17)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Have four or more drinks 4 times a month? Congratulations, you're part of the epidemic of American binge drinkers that a new CDC study has just discovered. EVERYBODY *hic* PANIC  (foxnews.com) (286)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Stupid Apparently, someone thinks we need nutrition labels on alcohol  (sun-sentinel.com) (112)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Unlikely Wall Street expected to finish the year back in black. Have a drink on me, you bastards. Enjoy your trip on the highway to hell  (finance.yahoo.com) (23)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Fark) FarkParty Holiday Fark Party - No plans for Christmas Eve? Join us in LA for some drinks and eats  (fark.com) (83)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Cool Fark's favorite QB plus Fark's favorite drink is a heavenly combination  (bleacherreport.com) (122)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting Ugly Ass baby cyclops pig can drink two beers at once  (huffingtonpost.com) (32)


Fri December 09, 2011
(CNNGo) Spiffy World's 50 most delicious drinks. That pure, refreshing, wondrous elixir without which you could not exist is ranked #4  (cnngo.com) (285)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange You haven't done a very good job at parenting if your kids drink underage, they beat you up for throwing away their beer because they are underaged, and they're drinking Bud Light  (bnd.com) (71)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Some Iowa Lover) Sappy Just your average small town Iowa kid ordering a drink at a bar. From a 100 year-old bartender  (siouxcityjournal.com) (11)
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting UK paper Daily MIrror opines that the US will likely hit Iran within two weeks with massive airstrikes. Then again, they also have a story titled "Two drivers still on road after eight drink-drive convictions EACH", so... let's see  (mirror.co.uk) (64)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Immigrants are now stealing American jobs that should belong to girls who are really just doing this to work their way through college and who want you to buy them a drink because they really, reallly like you  (news.yahoo.com) (66)


Wed November 16, 2011
(LA Times) Sad One in five U.S. adults takes medication for a mental disorder. "I'll drink to that", said the other four  (latimes.com) (209)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Two sugary soft drinks per day greatly increases heart attack risk in women and presumably the men who see them naked  (dailymail.co.uk) (46)


Wed November 09, 2011
(TwinCities.com) Scary Same old story. You meet a hot chick online, so you hop a bus to Milwaukee and have a few drinks. But then it turns out she's all werewolfy and into knife sex; and there you are, alone in the middle of a strange city with 300 stab wounds  (twincities.com) (97)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Weird You won't believe this, but I ambien serious. Drunk guy in his underwear causes an accident and blames his sleeping pills  (heraldnews.suntimes.com) (48)


Tue November 01, 2011
(CNBC) Obvious Qantas looks too ugly for investors, drinks a lot too  (cnbc.com) (3)
(The Raw Story) Scary Japan lawmaker drinks water from Fukushima plant, gives glowing review  (rawstory.com) (48)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Spiffy You know those studies that say drinking moderately is good for your health? This study says drinking in excess is good for your health. "The most recent evidence suggests that it's the alcohol itself that's beneficial"  (mnn.com) (49)


Thu October 27, 2011
(fangraphs) Spiffy Fangraphs notices FARK's "asinine" tag when it comes to energy drinks in MLB clubhouses (4th section)  (fangraphs.com) (0)


Wed October 26, 2011
(WUSA9) Florida Drunk father lets nine-year-old drive family car. And no, this is not a repeat. Nine. The new sixteen  (wusa9.com) (21)


Tue October 25, 2011
(MassLive) Amusing "Okay, I admit to worshipping Satan, assaulting a teenager and drinking her blood, and making my forehead look Klingon, but dammit, I did NOT name myself after a Twilight character""  (masslive.com) (111)


Mon October 24, 2011
(News.com.au) Weird Teen violence linked to fizzy drinks. Damn you, Willy Wonka... DAMN YOU  (news.com.au) (81)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting To prevent liver disease, doctors now recommend three alcohol-free days a week. Of course, it's all on a case-by-case basis  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Thu October 20, 2011
(The Morning Call) Dumbass Gallant knows when to say when at the local bar. Goofus throws an umbrella stand through the window when the bar refuses to serve him  (mcall.com) (17)


Tue October 18, 2011
(3 News New Zealand) Amusing New Zealand's political history is basically a history of drinking  (3news.co.nz) (12)
(MSNBC) Fail PROTIP: When you run your car into the ditch and the cops ask you how much you had to drink, don't answer "two pizzas". Oh, and lose the heroin while you're at it  (msnbc.msn.com) (22)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Asinine CDC estimates cost of excessive drinking at $2 per drink. Make mine a double  (palmbeachpost.com) (69)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Key Wester chosen the best rum-drink maker in the U.S. What's your best rum drink?  (keysnet.com) (125)

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