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Headlines matching 'drinking'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Some Wicked Willy) Amusing The judge found Alan Berger voluntarily signed up for the beer-drinking game of beer pong, and couldn't sue Wicked Willy. The judge said Berger "consumed alcohol to the point of diminished capacity"  (wtsp.com) (23)


Wed February 08, 2012
(The Sun) Dumbass Today's sexy teacher likes drinking, swearing and 'pulling black man' (w/pic)  (thesun.co.uk) (67)


Tue February 07, 2012
(WTOP) Scary College drinking is on the rise and may reflect a dangerous trend. This is not a repeat from every single other year this same article was written  (wtop.com) (28)
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Family of jogger killed by drunk driver circulate petition to ban drinking on beach, reenact 18th Amendment  (mysuncoast.com) (61)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Scary When asked why he was drinking beer from a wine glass, this guy didn't know, but he took a stab at it  (chicagotribune.com) (48)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Moderate drinking, which was bad for you, then good for you, then bad for you, then good for you, then bad for you, then good for you, is now bad for you again, doubling your risk of pancreatitis and cancer of the bowel, mouth, throat and neck  (dailymail.co.uk) (61)


Sat February 04, 2012
(BBC) Scary Fireman assumes task of guiding plane into landing after air traffic controllers fail to show up for work. Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit drinking  (bbc.co.uk) (103)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Dallas News) Sad With two weeks until pitchers and catchers report, Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton already in mid-season drinking shape  (rangersblog.dallasnews.com) (87)


Wed February 01, 2012
(io9) Unlikely Scientists say sugar is as toxic as alcohol & there should be a drinking age for soft drinks  (io9.com) (169)
(New York Daily News) Followup Fear Factor producers put gag order on donkey-semen drinking women  (nydailynews.com) (38)


Thu January 26, 2012
(YouTube) Video What are you drinking your coffee out of, mall ninja? Introducing the OPMOD Battle Mug  (youtube.com) (54)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Girl) Stupid What will your SOTU drinking game rules be tonight?  (blog.zap2it.com) (151)
(Some Guy) PSA Protip of the day: If you are going out drinking with a 13 year old, it is probably best not to let her drive, especially if she is drunk  (ktvb.com) (30)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Fark) Cool At the nicest bar I've ever been to, as in, doesn't serve beer. I'm drinking essentially for free...what should I order? Hurry, Fark, time is of the essence  (fark.com) (323)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Sad Yale bans kegs at university events. Drinking 100-year-old cognac from Geronimo's skull still okay  (courant.com) (41)
(Yahoo) Scary NTSB says near mid-air collison caused by air traffic controller who apparently hadn't picked that week to give up drinking  (news.yahoo.com) (36)


Wed January 11, 2012
(medicalxpress.com) Interesting Study finds why alcohol is addictive. What *I* find is that the study ISN'T POURING MY DRINKS FAST ENOUGH  (medicalxpress.com) (17)


Mon January 09, 2012
(BBC) Obvious Report says that people should go at least two days a week without drinking. Forty-eight non-consecutive hours in a week counts as two days, right?  (bbc.co.uk) (53)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Brisbane Courier-Mail) Spiffy Former speed drinking world record holder Bob Hawke demonstrates how to win friends and influence people in Australia  (couriermail.com.au) (24)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Discover) Obvious This just in: College students like beer  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (31)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Fark) Amusing Do you know anyone or better yet, work with anyone who is really paranoid or conspiracy believing? Like they think the Government is watching them, or that the CIA put LSD in their drinking water or some other nonsense?  (fark.com) (869)
(Life.com) Obvious "Drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now"  (life.com) (83)
(Canoe) Unlikely New study released by the Institute for People That Aren't Farkers (IPTAF) says that raising prices on alcoholic beverages may curb drinking  (cnews.canoe.ca) (33)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Daily Mail) Unlikely If you quit drinking in January to only crawl back into the bottle in February, you may die from a medical condition known as Janopause detox  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)


Sun January 01, 2012
(MSNBC) Cool The nerdy drinking gadgets no self-respecting Farker's mom's basement should be without  (gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Fri December 30, 2011
(UPI) Obvious Drinking so-called "hair of the dog" the morning after a hangover only makes things worse. Who would have thought drinking more booze because you've drank too much booze was a bad thing?  (upi.com) (105)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida If you've been drinking, it's not a wise idea to drive up to an active crime scene crawling with police  (naplesnews.com) (14)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Cracked) Amusing A guide to holiday cocktails written after drinking them all. Bonus: Only one page  (cracked.com) (84)


Wed December 21, 2011
(UPI) Obvious Binge drinking is contagious, say researchers familiar with Fark gatherings  (upi.com) (44)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Buffalo News) Fail Planning on going out drinking? Don't sleep it off on your own couch, or you might wake up surrounded by a SWAT team who have been waiting patiently for you to release your hostages  (buffalonews.com) (106)
(YouTube) Amusing Santa - All Seeing, All Knowing, All Texting, All Drinking  (youtube.com) (20)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Stamford Advocate) Dumbass Coach: "Wait, even after a 15 year old student tells me she's already smoking and drinking I STILL can't send her pictures of my penis? WHO KNEW?"  (stamfordadvocate.com) (126)


Thu December 15, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Men are oppressing women by allowing women to earn more with better jobs while staying home playing video games, drinking beer, watching porn and boffing their mother-in-laws  (nytimes.com) (251)


Wed December 14, 2011
(SeattlePI) Scary If you like drinking Mountain Dew, Squirt, Fanta Orange, Sunkist Pineapple, Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Powerade Strawberry Lemonade or Fresca congratulations: You're drinking flame retardant  (blog.seattlepi.com) (263)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Some Guy) PSA Note to marathon organizers, do not use dirty trash cans as receptacles for your runners' drinking water  (lasvegas.cbslocal.com) (15)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Drunk Girl) Dumbass Perhaps the anti-drinking PSA with the drunk girl pulling her panties down wasn't such a great idea  (wtsp.com) (290)


Thu December 08, 2011
(CBS NY) Cool Farkers, we are cured  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (186)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange You haven't done a very good job at parenting if your kids drink underage, they beat you up for throwing away their beer because they are underaged, and they're drinking Bud Light  (bnd.com) (71)


Mon December 05, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Brit singer Adele won't be caught dead drinking Natural Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon or any other "North American" beer  (thesmokinggun.com) (265)


Wed November 30, 2011
(My Fox DC) Fail Good Idea: Take a cab if you're going out drinking. Better Idea: Wait for the cab to stop before you try and get in  (myfoxdc.com) (5)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Mayor says metal in the drinking water is making his town gay  (wisconsingazette.com) (49)


Sat November 19, 2011
(SaveOnBrew) Obvious Five ways to tell if you're a prententious beer douche. Running a snarky website while drinking Heineken somehow missing from the list  (saveonbrew.com) (125)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Glenn Beck says Rick Santorum is the next George Washington. Sorry if you were drinking something when you read that. Subby will get you a new keyboard  (huffingtonpost.com) (109)
(Some Guy) Sad Trapped girl survives after car wreck by drinking Gatorade and eating Pop-Tarts, or as your kids call it, "lunch"  (thetimesnews.com) (64)


Sun November 13, 2011
(USA Today) Spiffy Royal Caribbean lowers drinking age on ships overseas. Promises that any teen who can't handle their alcohol will be put into dry dock  (travel.usatoday.com) (24)


Tue November 08, 2011
(WSAZ) Asinine This story demonstrates why you don't take the 12 year old step-grandkid out drinking with you: he can't drive you home and he sure doesn't have your back  (wsaz.com) (14)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Huffington Post) Weird Fark-ready headline: "Father and son bond over drinking dead man's toe"  (huffingtonpost.com) (21)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Scientific American) Obvious Why daylight savings time should be abolished: It cuts into my drinking time  (blogs.scientificamerican.com) (185)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Guy pleads no contest to drugging, raping, and shaving his drinking buddy's entire body completely hairless. No contest? Isn't that how beer pong is supposed to end?  (wfaa.com) (94)
(CNN) Followup Casey Anthony takes the fifth 60 times, presumably due to the Casey Anthony Court TV Drinking game  (cnn.com) (81)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Daily Star) Spiffy 12-year-olds drinking 19 glasses of wine a week. Save some for the rest of us  (dailystar.co.uk) (43)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Spiffy You know those studies that say drinking moderately is good for your health? This study says drinking in excess is good for your health. "The most recent evidence suggests that it's the alcohol itself that's beneficial"  (mnn.com) (49)


Tue October 25, 2011
(MassLive) Amusing "Okay, I admit to worshipping Satan, assaulting a teenager and drinking her blood, and making my forehead look Klingon, but dammit, I did NOT name myself after a Twilight character""  (masslive.com) (111)
(Science Daily) Scary Your drinking water might cause Alzheimer's, miscarriage, cancer, neurological dysfunction, and Alzheimer's. Everybody....uhh  (sciencedaily.com) (24)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Globe and Mail) Amusing Dan Aykroyd finally got his skull vodka unbanned from the Liquor Control Board of Ontario. "Johnny Depp turned Keith Richards on to it. When Keith was still drinking, I sent him a case"  (theglobeandmail.com) (63)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) PSA The CDC considers "four or five alcoholic beverages consumed on one occasion" to be binge drinking. How can it be a binge if I do it every day?  (baynews9.com) (133)
(3 News New Zealand) Amusing New Zealand's political history is basically a history of drinking  (3news.co.nz) (12)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Boston.com) Dumbass Jon Lester admits beer drinking is wrong. I don't want to be right  (boston.com) (25)
(Palm Beach Post) Asinine CDC estimates cost of excessive drinking at $2 per drink. Make mine a double  (palmbeachpost.com) (69)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Pocono Record) Spiffy Australian drinking establishments turn to rubber sidewalks to reduce injuries. Kentucky soon to pave entire state with rubber  (poconorecord.com) (39)

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