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74 headlines found matching 'drinking'
Wed February 22, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
New school in Maine teaches adults how to 'adult', Costs about the same as your drinking problem, without the hangovers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How do you know if you are drinking too much coffee and what are the signs that you may need to cut back?
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Mon February 20, 2017
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Turnsa out you can cobble together a functional camera using little more than 32,000 drinking straws
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Lloyd's of London bans daytime drinking among staff, to the fury of staff: "Will they tell us to go to bed earlier soon too?"
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Add drinking milk to the list of things that "alt-right" Nazi asshats are trying to ruin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well now, this could get interesting: The tribes opposing the Dakota Access Pipeline are back in court, but this time not just arguing that the pipeline could contaminate their drinking water, but that building it violates their religious freedoms [link fixed]
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Sun February 12, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangely-shaped new wine glass fits the contour of your face to intensify the taste. Supposedly better than just drinking out of a paper bag
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Fri February 10, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Obituary from A.) beloved father of the year or B.) other, "an example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive"
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Government agents attempt to conduct an underage drinking sting. Restaurateur doesn't take the bait and tweets pictures of the kids fake IDs. Oh you bet your sweet bippy that's a prosecutin'. Feel safe yet?
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's start drinking early since we didn't last Friday Afternoon. Little Bailey's in the coffee, maybe a mimosa, This is YOUR last Friday's Fark Weird News Quiz
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Sun January 29, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Drinking and dialing is not a crime, but this is pretty close
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Sat January 28, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man loses half his body weight after he gives up booze. Yes, but at what cost?
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Thu January 26, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
UK PM May to give President Trump an ancient Scottish drinking vessel, either as a show of friendship or a subtle suggestion that his ideas are what you'd expect from an old drunken Scotsman lying in a bog
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you dare to mock your girlfriend in front of her adult son while drinking and watching football inside a hotel room, you better sleep with one eye open
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Although Americans are drinking less milk, when it comes to cheeses they Edam up
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Should bartenders be allowed to drink on the job? "Although I want everyone to have a good time at work and enjoy work, maybe you're in the wrong line of business if you're doing that work because you want to get drunk at work"
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Tue January 10, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chimps observed making and using tools for drinking. Fark Admins observed losing the ability to use tools after drinking
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Sun January 08, 2017
(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Woman drives into river to avoid police, continues drinking beer as car floats. Good thing it was a light beer
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you insist on starting the New Year by abstaining from alcohol for the month, but do you have to make it worse by calling it 'Drynuary?'
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Are you frustrated that you have to stop drinking for five minutes while you shower?
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
You may be feeling just about partied out today, but Scots have just begun their annual three-day national festival of drinking whiskey, setting stuff on fire and jumping in rivers
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Head of the British National Health Service pleads with Brits to stop drinking so much that they wind up in emergency rooms: "We're not the National Hangover Service"
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
After a night of drinking, breaking into a house, holding a knife to your throat, getting arrested, and not remembering how you got there, you can take comfort in the fact that you're wearing a t-shirt with your attorney's name on it for your mugshot
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher was preparing a sequel to her one-woman show Wishful Drinking
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And now the bad news - Nearly all middle-aged people are overweight, inactive or drinking way too much
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Some Bartender)
 
 
 
Brooklyn bar raises drinking age to 25 because damn kids these days
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am in my mid-20s and my family has a history of alcoholism; I see tendencies in myself and want to quit drinking but everyone is pressuring me to drink as it's the holidays. I don't want to be the only sober person. What do I do?"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California's Klan Leader reportedly stabbed Hoosier Klan rep in retaliation for online comments critical of Disneyland rally. Fark: after drinking screwdrivers at North Carolina party celebrating Trump victory
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin orders crackdown on bath lotion problems. State Security forces to ensure it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the fire hose again
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Four million Americans could be drinking toxic water and would never know about it. Why? Because freedom, that's why
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Former NFL lineman says players keeping warm by drinking whiskey in the locker room prior to cold games. This gives a new meaning to 'taking a big hit'
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Thu December 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember the Muslim girl that was accosted by a bunch of white guys shouting TRUMP? Turns out she was out drinking and breaking curfew and didn't want to get abused by her fundie parents...again
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Wed December 14, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mile high Fark party
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Tue December 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
White wine may increase your risk of melanoma skin cancer. You should probably wear sunscreen while drinking
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Sun December 11, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you answer 'yes' to two or more of these questions, you may have a drinking problem. C'mon, be honest
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Sat December 10, 2016
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
San Francisco now trying out flavor-of-the-week in the drinking water supply. This week: Beetroot Surprise
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Eight incredible porters you should be drinking the moment you sit in front of the fire. Or at the moment you get off work. Or as you do your work, or for breakfast.... it doesn't really matter
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Men" reveal the last thing that made them cry. Bah. Everyone knows men don't cry, they just repress their emotions until they develop a gigantic ulcer and a heavy drinking problem
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Tue December 06, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baby Killer should not be banned from drinking and gambling because his jury was too stupid, says lawyer, who probably wonders why people hate lawyers
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Sun December 04, 2016
(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Forget those eight glasses of water a day, beer is safer
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Sat December 03, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Australia may criminalize drinking and walking
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
♫♫So bye, bye hard data and facts, Drove our country to the levee but the levee was dry...Them Goldman boys were drinking Kool-Aid 'n' Rye, Singin' this'll be the day that facts die...This'll be the day that facts die.♫♫
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
You know you've had a little too much fun drinking when you wake up in the morgue
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Sat November 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Light or moderate drinking may help prevent one type of stroke, claims new medical study ... which also says heavy drinking increases the chances. So where's the line between "moderate" and "heavy" drinking?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In Belgium, beer drinking is serious business, so it has applied to have its beer culture listed on UNESCO's Intangible Cultural Heritage List. Stupid Flanders
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
London gin hotel "The Distillery" to open this December, featuring four floors devoted to art of drinking gin
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Buffalo Bills fan admits to drinking booze from teenage girl's backside, charged with probation violation
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Former Premier League ref says players begged him for red cards around Christmas so they didn't waste drinking time playing soccer
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is getting ready to set up the tree, decorate the house, and get down to some serious holiday drinking. So what are the best Christmas albums to play during this holiday season?
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Beer thread. What are we drinking this weekend?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
New study from Australia says that moderate drinking may have benefits for the heart, after researchers finally locate more than five Australians who drink only moderately
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Fri November 18, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
There's a thing called a reminiscence bump that means you remember way more from being between 15 and 25 than any other age. I just remember drinking all the beer
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Important safety tip: Do not attempt to change your pants while drinking and driving
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why you should be drinking whiskey this Thanksgiving- besides your relatives, that is
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"I am upset over the outcome of the election and you should let me go home" said the woman who blew a .33 on the Wednesday afternoon after the election. It's going to be a long four years. Y'all need to pace yourselves
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are six things you can do to this holiday season when you get stressed out as your sister-in-law starts gets into a political argument with your uncle during dinner. Seven if you include drinking more alcohol
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Measure to remove fluoride from the drinking in water in Maine wins by the skin of its rotten, rickety, cavity-pocked teeth
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Figuring that President Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos won't give a fark about drinking water for Native Americans, Dakota pipeline operator to restart construction
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cornell Medical College seminar tells doctors to prescribe exercise to their patients. Doctors said they would do it right after patients took their other recommendations to quit drinking, quit smoking and quit junk food
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 29-year-old single mother discovers secret to not catching the flu is drinking sperm smoothies: "It can taste really good - depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I'm strange, but I don't give a toss" (w/pics)
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
While we continue drinking early into the morning to avoid sobriety, meet Trump's new Cabinet: founder of Lucas Oil as Sec. Interior, Goldman Sachs veteran as Treasury Secretary, not to mention Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich, and Chris Christie
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Not a Damn Horse Race is a horse race again, as Americans start wondering how easy it is to sneak into Canada without being noticed. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 5: Don't stop drinking
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
It's your election day drinking game "If the news channel you're watching uses the breaking news banner to announce every state, drink"
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Mon November 07, 2016
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Follow The Chart: Your Election Night Drinking Guide
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Everyone can stop their heavy drinking, the kids have already picked the new president so you don't have to
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Sat November 05, 2016
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
There are still places where you can't buy a mixed drink
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
UK appoints a Nightclub Czar to save drinking
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
What happened to the America I used to know where you could borrow a state-owned forklift to move a van blocking your driveway while drinking a beer and you wouldn't get arrested?
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Wed November 02, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: The cops bust your underage drinking party. Good: You manage to escape into the woods. Fark: You have to call 911 for a rescue after getting lost
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
New study finds people in the Midwest are the most likely to drive drunk
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Spacebar - monitor stand and 6 USB hub. For OCD / anti-clutter folks. Ten Forward reference drinking shots at another bar. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen are so unpopular they actually made Americans want to stop drinking cheap beer
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Fri October 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Come for the motorboating, swordfishing, and hot cowgirls making out...Stay for the rapping grandma - Saddle up and tag along for the ride as "Joe Goes to WeFest" and explore the binge-drinking crowd at the largest country music festival in the world
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Many of us have gone to work after drinking. Not many of us are forensic scientists who collapse and pass out on top of a corpse at a crime scene
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