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70 headlines found matching 'drinking'
Fri August 29, 2014
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Oh, what's that? You're drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks? Well, I'm drinking a Pumpkin Crème Brûlée Latte from Dunkin' Donuts
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
10 things you didn't know you could do with beer because you were too busy drinking it
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(Time)
 
 
 
New study says you'll have more fun drinking if you just use smaller glasses and only fill them half way. In other words, get your drinks at Applebee's
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(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Runaway drinking and drug abuse rampant among classical musicians as way to cope with stage fright. Let this smoking hot cellist tell you her sad story (violin plays)
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
"This is stupidity 101. Not only does he let an 8-year-old steer, a 9-year-old is in the back seat. And once he's out of the car, he keeps drinking the beer while claiming he did nothing wrong and was 'only letting the kids go for a drive"
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL continues to prove they're really stern by suspending Matt Prater for four games for hitting his wife... wait, scratch that, for drinking beers at home
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Fri August 22, 2014
(Dice)
 
 
 
A job interview that requires "a two-day, two-night marathon of late drinking and clubbing." Better list "strong liver" under "Skills" on your resume
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Immigration reform? What the hell is that? Some sort of way to make immigrants emigrants? A way to make the damn Irish stop drinking? Hell, if we do that, what would we do with our bartenders? Won't somebody think about the beer drinkers?"
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Financial Express)
 
 
 
Science says go ahead, keep drinking like a fish, chain smoking, and eating those late night bacon cheese burgers as long as you remember to tickle your ears
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Mon August 18, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bad news for anyone drinking Corona. Also, there might be glass in your beer
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Thu August 14, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
"No, no, occifer, I haven't been drinking. You see, I have a condition"
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Case closed after death of caretaker whose DNA was found on 52 100-year-old bottles of stolen whiskey. He always denied drinking it saying it "had floaters in it and all kind of stuff inside the bottle" and was as drinkable as Maker's Mark
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Tragedy hits Scottish village as star of Burryman festival - some dude dressed in a head-to-toe, skintight suit of burrs while drinking whiskey constantly - has to be rushed to hospital with thorns in his eyes
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That roar of laughter you heard rippling across the Atlantic was merely the chuckling of common English folk laughing at the government's suggestion that they take a day off of drinking every other night
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
New findings confirm 50-year-old study that drinkers can't tell what beer they're drinking if the labels are removed
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Elisabeth Moss is being eyed for the lead in 'True Detective.' She'd be playing a hard-drinking figure of authority, meaning her transformation into Don Draper is complete
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Mon August 04, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Man too drunk to open takeout meal container eats his way through the styrofoam container in video that even British admit makes their level of drinking look bad
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Wed July 30, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Heavy drinking during middle age leads to ... something something
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
One problem with beer pong: Drinking beer blessed by a ball that's been rolling around on an undergrad apartment floor. Here's a solution
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Halliburton spills fracking fluids, causing fire, explosions, shrapnel, and miles of dead fish. When asked why they didn't tell the EPA exactly what it was they had just dumped into people's drinking water: "They didn't ask"
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Stone Brewing)
 
 
 
Shine your shoes, wash your face, and put on your drinking panties because Hop-Con 2: The w00tstout 2.0 launch festival is finally here tonight at 7PM PST in beautiful San Diego
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Tue July 22, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Scientists may have found the secret to preventing people from getting drunk while drinking alcohol, and it involves mutant worms generated at a lab at the University of Texas
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Mon July 21, 2014
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Thought you couldn't make a career out of drinking beer? Think again
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snorting coke and drinking out-of-date lager is no way to go through life, homeless Ewok actor
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Tue July 15, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Chat show host who really hates binge drinking and casual sex gets pepper sprayed in a place where people go to binge drink and have casual sex
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm a traveling farker at a hotel in Little Rock, drinking a beer off the balcony of the hotel with several other guests, watching mice run amok in a hoarder's car. Should I call the health department?
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadians prove they have their priorities straight with the invention of a drinking glass designed to protect your beer from UV rays. Or as most Americans call it, a red Solo cup
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Sat July 12, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
"What If The World Cup Were Awarded For Saving Trees And Drinking Soda?", or, what a slow news day looks like on NPR
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Wed July 09, 2014
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Wisconsin beer sales fall, wine sales increase. Basically, Wisconsin is still drinking
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(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
25 Perfect Drinking Songs for Lazy Summer Evenings. With accompanying videos for your convenience, so you don't have to get out of your lawn chair
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Remember that West Virginia chemical spill that poisoned the drinking water for 300,000 people? OSHA fined the offending company $11,000, which in WV terms is about half the cost of a used double-wide with some meth lab explosion damage
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Estately)
 
 
 
Study finds if you're at end of a dirt road drinking beer in your pickup truck to forget a recent divorce you likely live in Oklahoma or Texas
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Five hours of drinking. Ten hours of sleeping. A few hours of writing. We doubt we'll write any novels following the daily routines of these creative minds, but we don't really care
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Snake Venom is not like other beers. We would not recommend drinking a whole bottle in one go"
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six out of ten Brits admit to "daredevil" behavior on vacation, risking their life and health by drinking heavily, getting tattooed, bungee jumping and eating a salad once
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Post-Periodical)
 
 
 
High school softball coach fired for drinking beer. At a party. Over a year ago
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The end of the hipster: In 2014 we may have reached "peak beard." Could it be that these flat-white-drinking, flat-cap-wearing douchebags will soon cease to exist?
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Fri June 20, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines wants to kill their passengers in a fiery wreck because they serve beer on the plane, says columnist that spends way too much time worrying about other people's drinking habits
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Texas woman was arrested for what? A) Drinking and driving. B) Picking up six children after swim class. C) Making the children ride home on the hood and trunk of the car so her car interior wouldn't get wet. Or D) All of the above
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why Californians Will Soon Be Drinking Their Own Pee." Surprisingly, "because most of the good microbreweries have already moved east" is not the answer
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight ways to make your morning more pleasant and productive. This list can't be right because it says nothing about drinking a bloody mary to take the edge off of the previous night's activities
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If your rave buddy drinks alloy wheel cleaner for a quick high and ends up dead, do you c) memorialize him by drinking alloy wheel cleaner for a quick high in his memory and ending up dead?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Stacey Dash is drinking from the Fox News water cooler, says the GOP has always supported gay marriage
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Thu June 12, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
News: Today's teens are drinking less, smoking less, and having less unprotected sex. Fark: Because they're spending too much time on their phones to hang out in person
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Tue June 10, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Taking your daughter out for a walk on the beach is a nice idea. That is until you add the drinking, driving, getting in to an accident and fleeing the scene. All while under probation-ordered house arrest
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
"Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" Finale episode 13 discussion thread and drinking game. 9PM Eastern on Fox
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
"Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" episode 12 discussion thread and drinking game. 9PM Eastern on Fox
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news, Caracas has cheap gasoline, plenty of toilet paper and an abundant supply of deodorant. Oh, you want drinking water too?
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Thu May 29, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out that the lonelier you are, the more you overshare on social media. Like that one time I ended up completely naked in the back parking lot of the 7-11 after drinking an entire bottle of... oh, wait, nevermind
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Wed May 28, 2014
(XKCD)
 
 
 
Well OK, maybe not if you drank a normal person's blood, but what if you drank Drew's?
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Tue May 27, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
New study purports to prove that drinking diet soda can indeed help with weight loss. Not so sure: Study funded by the American Beverage Association
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Responsible decision: Give the keys to someone else after drinking. Not-so-responsible decision: She's 11 years old
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist seminary admits Muslim student because he agreed to the school's drinking policy, promises not to recognize them in the liquor store
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Tue May 20, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drew's cousin reveals his life of drinking and debauchery
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The next time that you complain that a beer is overloaded with hops, be glad that you're not drinking one of these beers instead. Come for the wasabi, stay for the rocky mountain oysters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World's first robot rock band on display at Moscow android exhibition. There are reportedly already stories circulating of their backstage antics with real dolls and of the copious amounts of WD40 they're drinking
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(Short List)
 
 
 
New £750,000 drinking holiday promises you a vacation you'll never remember. Here's the itinerary
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Sun May 18, 2014
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
"Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" episode 11 discussion thread and drinking game. 9PM Eastern on Fox
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Fri May 16, 2014
(MIT)
 
 
 
One billion people lack access to clean drinking water and two billion are hungry or malnourished. Don't worry, MIT is here to fix that
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Officer: ''you didn't see any kids drinking did you?' And I said, yeah I did. And he said, 'no you didn't,'' - federal lawsuit against police department allowed to proceed in death of Farkette's friend
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Mon May 12, 2014
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
How to get a good night's sleep. Drinking yourself unconscious not an option, despite the fact that it does usually work. Share your own tips
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Sun May 11, 2014
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
"Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" episode 10 discussion thread and drinking game. 9PM Eastern on Fox
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(240)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drinking water is a hell of a drug
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Sat May 10, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
When the Pope speaks, libtards hear "time for you plutocrats to bend over" and derpublicans hear "aaaack here come teh soshalizms," but the truth is closer to "get off your koolaid drinking asses and give of yourselves first"
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Thu May 08, 2014
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
West Virginia woman finds a kidney donor on Craigslist. Come on, would you really want a kidney that's been inside someone drinking West Virginia tap water?
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Wed May 07, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
What to do when a severe drought has lowered your drinking water supply? Well, there's a lot of perfectly good toilet water just going down the drain
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you read just one article about a whisky-drinking pot-smoking 85-year old masturbation trainer, make sure its one about Betty Dodson (SFW)
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Mon May 05, 2014
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
FOX News host runs around in a sombrero, drinking tequila and yelling random Spanish words on TV in honor of Cinco de Mayo. Did I say FOX? I meant MSNBC, so no outrage from the left here
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Sun May 04, 2014
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
"Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey" episode 9 discussion thread and drinking game. 9PM Eastern on Fox
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(317)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Apparently, promoting a drinking party called "cinco de drinko" with a facebook page showing people in sombreros hopping a fence while border agents look on is considered "racially insensitive" and "wrong"
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