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Thu February 09, 2012
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Here's a phrase that could end the college dating scene as we know it: "untreatable, drug-resistant, gonorrhea"
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news.yahoo.com
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(78)
Mon February 06, 2012
The rate of STDs is skyrocketing among sexually active senior citizens. Keep that in mind the next time your Nana wants to give you a kiss
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mnn.com
)
(95)
Tue January 31, 2012
(Some Guy)
Just because your grandmother snuck you a shot of brandy when you were a kid doesn't mean you need to give yours Methadone and Nyquil
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newyork.cbslocal.com
)
(23)
Mon January 30, 2012
Now that Lindsay Lohan has a criminal record, she can no longer film movies in Canada
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canada.com
)
(35)
Fri January 27, 2012
(miami new times)
If you're publishing a high school newspaper article about the dangers of STD's, it's probably best to use a commercial stock photo rather than a picture of a former student
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blogs.miaminewtimes.com
)
(27)
Tue January 10, 2012
Have four or more drinks 4 times a month? Congratulations, you're part of the epidemic of American binge drinkers that a new CDC study has just discovered. EVERYBODY *hic* PANIC
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foxnews.com
)
(286)
Fri January 06, 2012
In a move that will surely stem the tide of homoeopathy related overdoses, UK universities are dropping "Alternative Medicine" programs. Science FTW
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telegraph.co.uk
)
(44)
Wed December 28, 2011
Putin plans series of fire side chats with the Russian people because Franklin Roosevelt would never rig an election, or something
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(29)
Fri December 02, 2011
OK, the acid is kicking in now
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boingboing.net
)
(22)
Tue November 29, 2011
Oddly enough, the ol' "Call colleges your daughter is applying to, pretend to be a concerned nurse, and warn them that a rival girl applying for acceptance is a lesbian with an untreated STD" strategy somehow backfired
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stuff.co.nz
)
(19)
Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Online Guy)
Online hookups are to blame for the recent jump in STDs (with a handy pic of what that hot Swedish bikini model you've been chatting with actually looks like)
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stlouis.cbslocal.com
)
(67)
No, you didn't get slipped some acid, that's just NASA's new high-resolution topographic map of the moon
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m.wired.com
)
(19)
Sun November 13, 2011
The Obama administration just awarded a $433-million smallpox drug deal in a no bid deal. Never mind that it costs about $255 per dose, or that they were a major contributor to his campaign. So, there's always that
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latimes.com
)
(196)
Fri November 11, 2011
Radiation of unknown origin detected across Europe. Everybody panic. No, seriously, EVERYBODY PANIC
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news.yahoo.com
)
(166)
Wed November 09, 2011
And now your obligatory daily dose of upside-down helicoptering rhinoceros
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gawker.com
)
(12)
Tue November 08, 2011
Seeing sound could build better hi-fi systems. Take the brown acid now
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newscientist.com
)
(21)
Wed November 02, 2011
Adding to the pain of the busted Georgia couple who gave their late dog LSD: Their mug shots are now on TSG
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thesmokinggun.com
)
(103)
Tue October 18, 2011
Mother tries to get daughter into prestigious school by: A) teacher recommendations B) video resume C) spreading sex disease lies about rival applicant
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stuff.co.nz
)
(31)
Thu October 13, 2011
Just so you know, it turns out that eating 80 million bananas in one go is probably going to kill you
(
bbc.co.uk
)
(25)
Wed October 12, 2011
In surprising new study 80% of teen boys used a condom the first time they had sex. What's more surprising is why they were concerned about catching an STD on their hand
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cbsnews.com
)
(40)
Optical illusions just keep getting more extreme. Except for those years on acid, of course (Not safe for work-ish)
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io9.com
)
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