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237 headlines found matching 'donald'
Wed November 22, 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A complete list of all the sexual misconduct allegations against Donald Trump, along with the evidence that supports them. Happy Thanksgiving
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump makes a major statement concerning national policy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner loves smiley faces, exclamation points, the taste of Donald on Ivanka's lips, being spanked by black men, white bread, Diet Coke, bad haircuts, committing treason, pie, candy corn, Creed, Galactica 1980, single ply toilet paper
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump finally goes all-in on serial child molester Roy Moore
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Blast from the past: A timeline of Donald Trump's creepiness while he owned Miss Universe
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Mon November 20, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Swamp: making nepotism great again
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Donald Trump and LaVar Ball have said each others' names, and the defining battle of our time is upon us
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. is really trying his best to emulate his dad, here are the 10 dumbest things he has done in 2017. So far
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Sat November 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake: "If we become the party of Roy Moore and Donald Trump, we are toast. Wait, is this thing on?"
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Fri November 17, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 25th anniversary of the release of the greatest Christmas movie of all time...'s sequel, the Plaza Hotel is giving guests the "Home Alone Kevin McCallister Experience." Donald Trump and his crappy directions not included
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Donald Trump didn't actually tweet support for ailing Charles Manson; still no word on his DMs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Japan, they are still crazy for the cheeseburger that Donald Trump ate
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Time travel backwards in time is theoretically possible....just like in string theory there is a universe where Santa Claus is president and Donald Trump makes license plates
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
PSA: Calling 911 while you're being chased by police and demanding to speak to Donald Trump because he's your friend will not help - not even in Florida
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Instashop this picture of Donald Trump really liking his water bottle
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"There is clear and compelling evidence that Donald Trump Jr. is dumb as a post"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Is Donald Trump, Jr. not so smart? An investigative report
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Tue November 14, 2017
(YouTube)
 
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Cards Against Humanity goes Ken Burns on Donald Trump for the holidays, and even bought some land on the border to snag up alleged wall construction. Most Farkers will donate just for the "Stop Saying Pickle Rick" sign
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Mon November 13, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Roy Moore is even more sick than we thought, Donald Junior is even dumber than we thought, and the nightmare that is US politics continues. This is YOUR MSNBC Primetime Discussion Thread. (Starts at 8PM EST)
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(The Atlantic)
 
NewsFlash
 
Donald "Scooty Putt Putt" Trump Jr. was Twitter DMing with Wikileaks for months
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(Politico)
 
 
 
North Korea to US diplomats: why should we begin negotiations with the Trump administration, when Donald Trump may not be president much longer?
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Russia has an agent in the White House. His name is Donald Trump. This is the United States of America and those in a position to utilize safeguards in place such as the 25th or Impeachment are not defending the constitution and it's disgusting"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
New app tells you if your local McDonald's ice cream machine is down, sending disappointed customers into a McFlurry
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Eluding multiple traffic stops is hungry work, so why not swing by the McDonalds surrounded by marked police cars?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump had dinner with a sex slave in Japan
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Cool: McDonald's workers get nearly $1 million settlement for being paid with high-fee debit cards. Not so cool: Lawyers get $858 thousand of it
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure their food can still barely be called real food, but this is the swankiest McDonald's restaurant you've ever seen. Even the homeless who probably live in the bathrooms will agree
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"Some say Donald Trump's presidency does not present an existential threat to the American Republic. But after a year of MAGA, it has become clear that a disaster is unfolding whose consequences for humanity and decency will be substantial"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Seven-term Rep. Ted Poe (R-Texas) becomes the latest Republican to bail on reelection, possibly as his own law makes it impossible to serve Donald Trump, the greatest president in the history of mankind, properly
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(GQ)
 
 
 
There was an actual Russian Mobster at Donald Trump's invitation only party on election night 2016
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump called Senate Democrats Tuesday saying he would personally "get killed" financially by the GOP tax bill and would only benefit if it repealed the estate tax. So please pass it. Mmmkay?
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Tue November 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump urges Kim Jong Un to 'come to the table,' apparently not realizing that the only food there is McDonald's and even the Best Korean dictator has better taste than that
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Does Howard Dean think Kushner will be indicted for money laundering? YEAAAAAAAAAH. AND THEN ON TO IVANKA, THEN ERIC, THEN DONALD JUNIOR, AND THEN WE'LL GO ALL THE WAY TO THE WHITE HOUSE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi's attempts to buy the Buffalo Bills were brought down in a blaze of glory by none other than Donald Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prediction: When all is said and done, Mueller will announce the real reason Donald Trump ran for president, as well as committed treason to win: He just wanted a damn hotel in Moscow
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australians not impressed with McDonald's new food taster service
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
England's Donald Trump went full Hitler. You never go full Hitler
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein dresses up as Donald Trump to go out for soup
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will keep claiming he's not under investigation six years after he died from a prison shanking
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What with all this sexual assault by Hollywood types and Donald Trump, at least we have men of the cloth that we can count on to do the right thing. Right?
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Sen. McCain in speech warns future service members to be wary of "propaganda and crackpot conspiracy theories" and the "seductions of authoritarian rule," which everyone obviously assumed was referring to Donald Trump
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Best news in three months: McDonald's is bringing back the McRib
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(Some beaver anal gland lover)
 
 
 
6 horrifying foods you've probably eaten, including maggot sauce, beaver anal glands, and McDonald's Shamrock Shake
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rand Paul and Chris Christie think Brave Sir Donald won't run in 2020
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We have now entered the crisis stage of Donald Trump's presidency. Wait, I thought we entered that like 9 months ago
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will be entertained in Japan. Not by geisha girls or sumo wrestlers, but by the Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen singer
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Donald Bellisario has written a script for a Quantum Leap movie. Come on, NBC, we need closure
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Moore's new Broadway show has come under fire from Donald Trump, who's really desperate to avoid this whole Mueller probe
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Fri October 27, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Science Care is the McDonald's of the cadaver supply business. Would you like flies with that?
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Democratic Representative Luis Gutiérrez of Illinois mocked President Donald Trump's cringe-worthy visit to Puerto Rico by bringing a pack of paper towels to the House floor. No word if Trump will put a Bounty on his head
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Estate tax repeal should be renamed 'The Donald Trump, Jr. Relief Act' as it could save his kids...(puts pinkie to lip) "One BIIIILLLLIIIION dollars"
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Mon October 23, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ambassador to Canada finally starts work today, after taking months to memorize Gord Downie's name
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban: I may run on the Republican Ticket in 2020. I could be the next Donald Trump, minus the hairpiece, war-mongering and ego
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What did W say to crack up Obama? Subby is betting it was "Donald Trump," but we may never know
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth owns a lot of property, including Regent Street, racecourses, posh hotels, a McDonald's in Oxford, several castles...wait, what?
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What's causing the increased profits at McDonald's? It's as simple as a $1 soft drink
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump.....approval rating.....all-time low.......etc
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russia didn't swing the election and Donald Trump gets worse treatment from the media than any other president, says well-known right-wing stooge and Republican mouthpiece Jimmy Carter. Wait, what?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's optical illusion ad with secret message strains eyes, causes possible retinal damage
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Arby's executives: "For our new venison sandwich, let's offer it for one day only, because that worked out so well for McDonald's Szechuan Sauce"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump:"Next week, we are going to have a major announcement on the opioid crisis." Rest of the White House:"Wait. We have a what now...?"
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mystery woman standing next to Donald Trump identified
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's offers to lock up your smartphone for more family time. Or you could, you know, put the phone on silent and leave it in your pocket
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ben Garrison wants to sleep with Donald Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Donald Trump always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Trump?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's offices in South Korea raided after outbreak of "hamburger disease", which is otherwise known as "eating the burgers"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Donald Trump changes his mind. Tag is for the chance he has one
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Former White House photographer Pete Souza is back to remind us what a lying sack of shiat Donald Trump is by showing a photo he took of Obama consoling the parents of a fallen soldier
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Fri October 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "Iran is violating the agreement." Narrator: "They aren't"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon thinks Donald Trump is too difficult to make jokes about. Disagreeing are Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah and half of Twitter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Every time Trump needs support, he calls on American Christian pastors, and they run to the White House to lay their hands on him and pray. One example: When news of Donald Jr.'s meeting with the Russians leaked, they were there
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
True friend of the LGBT community Donald Trump to deliver two minutes of hate to the Value Voters Summit in DC
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump throws a fit once someone explains "his" policies to him, episode 27: Donald learns that eliminating a trillion-dollar tax deduction might raise people's taxes by as much as a trillion dollars
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, who is, I'm told by the most reliable source (Donald Trump himself), a true friend to the LGBT+ community, to appear and speak before one of the largest anti-LGBT hate groups
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After taking a heroic bold stance against Donald Trump, Roger Ailes, Bill O'Reilly, and the sexual harassment culture at Fox News, the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson says the NBC News chief should resign over sitting on the Harvey Weinstein story for six months
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just took away your health care, and the health care of millions of Americans. Because fark us, that's why
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Thu October 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Question: Can we tell if Donald Trump has a high IQ?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "question" about when it is appropriate to pull a network's license was answered by none other than Jimmy Kimmel
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Wed October 11, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The pro-Trump red pills at r/The_Donald upvote a call to impeach Puerto Rico's president onto the front page of Reddit. Hilarity ensues when they realize who the president of Puerto Rico is
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What offends you the most about Donald Trump?
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Tue October 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is acting like a fifth grade bully." Whoa, whoa. Fifth grade? I guess that must have been one of those social promotions?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House admits that Rex Tillerson has a higher IQ than Donald Trump, says the latter was merely joking about having both take an IQ test
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald two chins hates people seeing his double chin
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Anyone know how to bring a class action suit against McDonald's for false advertisement? Asking for a few thousand friends"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bob Corker continues his trolling of Donald Trump
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Sun October 08, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Thousands of Rick and Morty fans show up to get a packet of szechuan sauce. McDonald's only sent 10-20 packets per participating location. Pickle Rick and Tiny Rick will soon team up to vaporize every McDonald's in the multiverse
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Fri October 06, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog takes down Harvey Weinstein, Joy Behar, and Donald Trump. It's must-see YouTube
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Would you eat the new McDonald's McVegan "burger?"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The first Mrs. Donald Trump speaks to her ex once a week and advises him to tweet more. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Roving gang of Ronald McDonalds invades Burger King, gives them the sh*t about their lousy food
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's worker arrested for super sizing the Coke
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
As a businessman who has spent his entire career in the hospitality industry, Donald Trump should understand that "good enough" is never "good enough." It is never acceptable to respond to criticism by proclaiming perfection
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Donald Trump was introduced to the magical concept known as "water purification"
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
In 2012 Donald Trump Jr. and Ivanka were about to be indicted for fraud when BAH GAWD THAT'S KASOWITZ'S DONATION MUSIC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Tillerson: "Donald Trump is a moron." Yet he still continues working for that moron
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"It's just a great instrument...There is nothing bad about it at all. It makes total sense, it's where we should be going. It'll get little kids into the game." --Donald Trump Jr., during an infomercial for gun silencers
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Psychiatrist guest on Donald Trump's favorite "news" show, Fox & Friends, says that the real blame for Vegas massacre lies with CNN for "demonizing gun enthusiasts." How long before Trump tweets this?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Today, Donald Trump said the Las Vegas shooter was "demented." Which is interesting because in March he signed a bill allowing "demented" people to buy guns
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Mon October 02, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
"How we treat our young people is a fundamental test of who we are as a society." - Donald J. Trump, on honoring Child Health Day, one day after Republicans in Congress let CHIP expire
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know, it says everything you need to know about the POTUS when one of the first things you wonder after hearing of the mass murders in Las Vegas is how Donald Trump is going to fark this up
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty did it: McDonald's bringing back Szechuan sauce for one day only. Wub a lub a dub dub
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Easy Company's Donald Malarkey's gone on to his last patrol. Rest Easy, Soldier
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Sat September 30, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump does not want you to know about the time he watched an octogenarian fall head first and bleed all over his ballroom's pristine marble floor, but only because blood makes him squeamish
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Embassy of Azerbaijan touts the meeting between their President and Donald Trump, which puts Trump in a bind as Aliyev's daughter is the ex-wife of Russian pop-singer Emin Agalarov who is enmeshed in the Russian influence scandal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had some methane-producing animals contributing a lot more to global warming than we initially estimated, E-I-E-I-OMG
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
If Donald Trump never tweeted, his approval rating would skyrocket to 43%
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Legal Weed May Be a Windfall for McDonald's and Taco Bell" The Obvious Tag just exhales a long steady stream of highly pungent smoke, and nods sagely
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Russian Burger King wants to ban IT because Pennywise looks like Ronald McDonald
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Drunk driver's attempt to get food from a closed McDonald's ends in McFlurry-free jail cell and merciless mocking by the police
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Rick and Morty' co-creator admits McDonald's Szechuan sauce is simply "trying too hard to be a sauce" among other profound-ish revelations in deep-dive Q&A
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"To Donald Trump"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants the NFL to fire anyone that kneels during the National Anthem
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Billy Bush's wife has finally listened to his "Access Hollywood" interview with Donald Trump
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Panera's founder and CEO challenges CEOs of McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King to eat every breakfast, lunch, and dinner from their own restaurant's kids' menu for seven days
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un "Rocket Man," the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump "Honky Cat"
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Delusional. Terrifying." These were adjectives used to describe: A) Kim Jong-Un and North Korea's continued threats of nuclear war. B) Jennifer Lawrence's new film Mother. C) Donald Trump's speech at the UN
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he thinks it's gonna be a long, long time til touch down brings Kim Jong Un around to find he's not the man they think he is at home, oh no
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not be on the ballot in California in 2020
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Gallup)
 
 
 
51% of Americans now approve of Donald Trump's handling of the economy. The other 49% are still asking for someone to explain exactly what it is he has done
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(The Resurgent)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer caught on hot mic saying that Donald Trump likes him, but he's not sure if he like likes him or only likes him
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely charm his base and Republican colleagues in Congress, Donald Trump and his new friends agree to protect "Dreamers"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
News coverage of Donald Trump is 91% negative. The other 9% of the time is set aside for TV commercials
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Wed September 13, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
ESPN releases statement saying Jemele Hill's tweets about Donald Trump being a "white supremacist" were "inappropriate," even if Trump is a "'white supremacist who has largely surrounded himself' with 'other white supremacists.'"
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
McDonald's manager fired for giving customer spelling test. Specifically the word "deportation"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pope Francis makes everything that Donald Trump and Steve Bannon say sound stupid through the use of reason and logic. To be fair, that's some pretty low hanging fruit
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, something to be outraged about: McDonald's employees are trained to use a secret technique to give customers less fries
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner should step down over Russia probe, according to noted liberal anti-Trump activists - also known as Donald Trump's lawyers
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Since Donald Trump is trying to act Presidential today, this would be a good time to remind you of all his tasteless comments over the years regarding 9/11
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Legendary "Monday Night Football" producer and Norm Macdonald nemesis Don Ohlmeyer dies at 72
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Either the Colts are worse than we thought or the Rams traded places with the Monstars yesterday
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 15 McDonald's items that we may never see again. Did you like any of them on the list? Want to see any actually come back?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's staff with his penis in one hand and a knife in the other. Says he just wanted to have it his way
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has finally begun to realize how much people farkin' hate his guts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upstart vegan fast-casual chain is hoping to challenge McDonald's as dining destination, says vegan CEO. "Today's consumer is more mindful and aware that eating a diet made up primarily of veggies, fruits, grains and nuts is better for you"
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out Chris Christie (R-hostage) lost his position in President Donald Trump's Cabinet when he publicly criticized Trump for sexually assaulting women. If you go Stockholm syndrome, always go full Stockholm syndrome
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Donald Trump offers to mediate in Persian Gulf crisis, although it remains to be seen how he'll negotiate without having Democrats around to immediately accept offers from
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This is how WW III starts: Dennis Rodman, two-time NBA All Star and full-time tackle-box face, says President Donald Trump's "crazy," offers advice on North Korea. Sports and Politics tabs are sheltering in place
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Jr. says he took that Russian meeting to judge Clinton's "fitness." Adding, "Dad totally did not make me say this"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
White evangelical Christians' support of Donald Trump isn't hypocrisy (well, it isn't ENTIRELY hypocrisy). It's them working through the Kubler-Ross stages of grief, and now they're bargaining
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald J. Trump, who has all the best words, turns his rapier-sharp intellect to Hurricane Irma, stating sagely that "it could be something that will be not good"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
God offers President Donald J Trump a $28,000,000 insurance check
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
"With the impeachment and removal of President Donald Trump a long shot at best, there is another way to provide the country some protection from our unfit president: congressional government. "
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Putin: Donald Trump "is not my bride," but he has been a very naughty boy
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Mon September 04, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alpha Male and overall internet tough guy Donald Trump announces his response to North Korea's nuclear test.... By going to the UN to ask them to write a letter
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is our national emergency
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Sun September 03, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Preventing nuclear war between the US and North Korea is entirely dependent on Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump's ability to communicate clearly and effectively. Well, fark
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House Budget Director Mulvaney is boasting about how he tricked Donald Trump into cutting Social Security Disability benefits by telling him that SSDI was actually welfare
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that will surprise absolutely no one, as most people already expect it and the ones that didn't will just do some mental gymnastics to rationalize it away, Donald Trump is defying his chief of staff and using his personal phone for calls
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah: You know for a guy who's not racist, Donald Trump sure has a lot of racist friends
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(Ruidoso News)
 
 
 
McDonald's to supply foster kids with Happy Meals, because if nobody will ever love you, you may as well be fat
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stephen King bans Donald Trump from seeing "It" or "Mr. Mercedes", encourages him to enjoy "The Dark Tower"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mueller: So Donald, about that statement you crafted for Don Jr. when he was setting up meetings with Russian officials inside Trump Tower
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Former GOP senator: "To my fellow Republicans: We cannot allow Donald Trump to redefine the Republican Party." Trump: "No problemo, Dude. I'm not. I'm going to keep doing what the GOP has done for the past 50 years"
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump biatches about everything and spends more time complaining than presidenting
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Historian warns Donald Trump may have to be removed from the White House at gunpoint
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember the lessons of the 2008 financial crisis which led to regulation that made the banking system substantially safer and didn't inhibit growth or lending? Pepperidge Farm remembers, so does Janet Yellen. Donald Trump apparently, doesn't
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sheriff Clarke: "Democrats and lib media are no doubt hoping for Hurricane Harvey to make a direct hit on Texas so they can blame @realDonaldTrump. Bastards"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sees Texas is expecting a hurricane, so he decides to send a video of: A) Hurricane preparedness tips; B) Encouragement to stay safe; C) Propaganda about himself
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
McDonald's says it will get cracking on reducing McAntibiotics in its global McChicken supply
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Is Donald Trump really a Russian spy?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's threat to shut down the government to secure funding for the wall have rattled the stock markets. #DAMMITDONALD
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, meet Angry Mob. Angry Mob, Donald Trump. Nice to meet you
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Tue August 22, 2017
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Trump literally watched the eclipse from the Truman Balcony at the White House today, which raises the question: What in the White House will be named after Donald Trump? Difficulty: I'm taking anything toilet related out of the running right away
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The AV club reviews nu-Ducktales, but who the hell is Mrs. Beasly?
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
20 things Donald Trump totally stole from Eric Cartman
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Richmond police warn McDonald's renovations could cause prostitution shift
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I will remove the confederate flag from the South Carolina state house," promised presidential hopeful Donald Trump during the campaign
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Important facts about the likely new White House communications director Hope Hicks: At 28 years old, the former model is Trump's highest-paid and longest-serving aide, and pretty clearly in the "on deck circle" to be the next "Mrs. Donald J. Trump"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
That the entire Republican Party has not risen up, en masse, to renounce Donald Trump's comments about Charlottesville is a disgrace
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The media has been dishonestly portraying the white nationalists who gathered in Charlottesville as violent, when they could have just been little old ladies hoping to listen to Civil War buffs speak about Robert E. Lee, falsely claims Ann Coulter
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Thu August 17, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
The Museum at Auschwitz wants you all to know that they have an opinion on the current turmoil in the U.S. and Donald Trump's statements. They won't tell you what it is, but they have one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Washington Post analyst Phil Bump created a Twitter bot that shows you what Donald Trump's Twitter feed, based on who Trump follows, looks like. It's exactly as bad as you think
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let's do a quick check in with Rosie O'Donnell for her latest opinion on Donald Trump, and -- oh my
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Your local McDonald's is out of ice cream. Do you: a) write a bad Yelp review, b) take your business elsewhere or, c) pull your AR-15 rifle out of the trunk?
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Wed August 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
McConnell is mad at Donald Trump for using a Fog Horn instead of a Dog Whistle when talking about the Night of the Long Tikis in Charlottesville
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember how Donald Trump tweeted that he is disbanding his Manufacturing Council? As it turns out, the Manufacturing Council had already voted to disband before Donald put out that tweet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest chief executive to abandon Trump's CEO councils is Donald Trump
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
McDonald's Canada offering 67 cent hamburgers all day today. Fine, I'll take 50
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kat Timpf of Fox News was on the verge of tears after realizing her fearless leader, Donald Trump, was endorsing Nazism
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"One of the biggest wineries" in the country points out they have no affiliation with Donald Trump
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NAFTA has tripled trade for the U.S. with Canada and Mexico since 1993. Good thing that famed negotiator-in-chief Donald Trump will get a chance to work his magic on that deal tomorrow and craft something better for America
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook and Reddit ban hate groups. No word yet on the status of r/The_Donald
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN panel descends into anarchy after a guest questions if a Storm Trumper sharing airtime is really black
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wooo boy Rick, that Donald Trump sure fired off a lot of Twitter fury this morning, huh? Shut up Morty, there are infinite USAs out there, let's go find one for a while
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Not-so-Grand Wizard Richard Spencer says anyone who believes Donald Trump's denouncement of white supremacist Nazi terrorism is deluded; "Only a dumb person would take those lines seriously"
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Perhaps now is a good time to remember that as a candidate Donald Trump told his minions to beat the hell out of protesters, and that he would cover the legal fees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What would Jesus do or say to U.S. President Donald Trump if He were to come back today? Praise him? Condemn him? Scold him? Let us know your opinion
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's approval rating falling at terminal velocity with a meager 34%
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What's most to blame for the rise of the alt-right? A) Racism. B) Empowerment by Donald Trump. C) Zack Snyder's movie "300"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Someone spent $15,000 on a bottle of McDonald's Mulan Szechuan sauce because the power of Rick & Morty knows no bounds. WUB A LUB A DUB DUB
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Thurrott)
 
 
 
Microsoft has a cow after Consumer Reports pans and de-recommends Surface PCs for industry-worst failure rates, declares Surface the greatest PC of them all and HUUGELY popular with its customers and fans. Thanks, Donald
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(Salon)
 
 
 
My meeting with Donald Trump: "On the drive home, we all burst out laughing, then grew quiet. What the hell just happened?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
North Korea issues its greatest challenge to Donald Trump: "Talk and act properly"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A group of skydiving superheroes were banned from surprising children at a summer camp because they were going to fly too close to a certain golf course in New Jersey. Thanks, Donald
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump pays black ladies to say they like him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Twitter user likes a tweet. News: Donald Trump is the user, and has only liked 12 tweets total. Fark: Said tweet accuses Trump of going after North Korea to distract from allegations of illicit sexual misconduct at Trump Model Management
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Woman finds something edible in McDonald's
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You never want to go into prison already having the nickname of 'Donald Trump with a Maine accent'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea will proceed with their plan to make Donald Trump say more silly things
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"He wakes up every morning and picks a fight," grouses Ana Navarro about Donald Trump's daily routine
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Wed August 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congratulations America, just 200 days into Donald Trump's Presidency, "Hawaii Prepares for Nuclear Attack" is a front page news story
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The solution to the Donald Trump problem: design a Truman Show just for him and keep him in it 24/7
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Netflix CEO Reeed Hastings told billionaire Peter Thiel that he had exhibited "catastrophically bad judgment" by backing Donald Trump's candidacy
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Tue August 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz refuses to confirm or deny providing any formal counsel to Donald Trump or his aides or accepting any money from the same, remember that the next time he is on TV "not defending" Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump pays one staffer $89,000 in taxpayer dollars to dig up positive news about him
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Subby submitted this just so you can see a rare sight: a Donald Trump claim rated by Politifact as "Mostly True"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner catches grief for wearing Make America Great Again hat. And she totally doesn't support that cad, Donald Trump. And has no idea where the hat came from. Maybe gremlins put it on her head
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Winning the presidency is the worst thing that could have happened to Donald Trump, as now all of his financial crimes are being investigated because "they're faster to prosecute"
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz believes that any grand jury convened in DC will be too hopped up on melanin to give Donald Trump and his people a fair shake
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Naked man horrifies McDonald's customers. Then things get weird
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberalism created Donald Trump
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
"You're going to have the [former] FBI director testify, then the acting director, the chief of staff to the FBI director, the FBI's general counsel, one right after another. This is...the Federal Bureau of Investigation versus Donald Trump"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Scoops have a massive meltdown? Will he raise up the crowd as a Trumpian army to defend his great presidency? This is YOUR Donald Trump West Virginia rally thread at 7PM EDT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sources close to the governor of West Virginia say he will announce at a rally tonight with Donald Trump that he's switching to the Republican party. Sources also say the governor doesn't really follow the news
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Even the trumpers are now abandoning Donald Trump. But do go on and tell us once again how the GOP won't impeach "one of their own"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
We know Donald Trump doesn't want to release his taxes. Some of his appointees simply don't want to pay them
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sorry Donald, but the leaks are coming from inside your mouth. Bonus Fark-Ready Photo Caption: "President Donald Trump with Resting Shart Face™ in the East Room of the White House"
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Tue August 01, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
McDonalds employee(s) "accidentally" put a piece of bacon on a chicken sandwich ordered by a Muslim family. All 14 sandwiches
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(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Donald Trump channels Sally Field
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who blew up McDonald's bathroom not cooperating with police. Reportedly will only say "For God's sake, get me some toilet paper"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Donald brags about record Dow Jones numbers. In totally and completely unrelated news the US dollar is dropping against foreign currencies
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Mon July 31, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputies searching for man who blew up McDonald's bathroom, fear he may be armed and extremely flatulent
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney says his new album will have a song about Donald Trump. Wait, didn't he already record The Fool on the Hill?
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anthony Scaramucci and Donald Trump share the same family values . His estranged wife gave birth Monday and although he hasn't seen his newborn son yet, he did send the ex a text congratulating her and offering to "pray" for their son
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Republicans are getting legislation advice and language from r/The_Donald. Now this whole mess is making a lot more sense
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hello. My name is Donald Trump. You killed my Obamacare repeal. Prepare to die"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Worker posts interesting pictures of food preparation equipment in his McDonald's restaurant. Interesting enough to get him fired
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Remember the British pensioner who started going to McDonald's every day after his wife passed away. Remember how the staff feted him on his birthday? Well, here is the El Paso, Texas version, courtesy of Whataburger
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Norm Macdonald claims "Saturday Night Live" is playing into Donald Trump's tiny hands. SAD
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Why Twitter won't ban Donald Trump. Short answer? $$$
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Hero of the working class Donald Trump: If you can't find a job, move
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Bad: Donald Trump Jr. used emails to set up meeting with Russians for dirt on Clinton. Good: Someone turned the emails into a catchy indie folk song
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Breitbart and conservatives, are ready to go to the mat for Jeff Sessions - and turn on Donald Trump. Which would be cool, if it wasn't for the fact that the reason they back Sessions is because he is implementing the worst parts of Trump's agenda
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's just not enough mental bleach in the world after hearing this statement: "Hillary Clinton is Donald Trump's emotional dominatrix"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah "Huckabeast" Huckabee Sanders won't say whether transgender individuals will be thrown out of the military after President Donald Trump announces ban. Most likely because that announcement came out of nowhere
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A "Calvin and Hobbes" look at Trump's pardon power
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald and Jeff have moved into the "silent treatment" stage of their lovers' quarrel (w/ helpful pic of two people in a lovers' quarrel)
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