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500 headlines found matching 'donald'
Mon September 26, 2016
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is such a delicate hothouse flower that to ensure a fair debate, the Presidential Debate Commission needs to ban Mark Cuban from the premises of tonight's debate lest his mere presence in the audience upset Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz profited handsomely off of Donald Trump before he endorsed him, so it was time for some good old fashioned political payback
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don King says Donald Trump is the only candidate who can fix the corrupt, racist, sexist, rigged system. Which is interesting coming from one person involved in boxing about another who runs beauty pageants
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New study compares the proposed health care plans of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. In other news, Trump has a health care plan
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Donald Trump shows his incredibly tiny grasp of foreign policy by saying he would "recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capitol," something that would escalate the Israel-Palestine conflict to heretofore unseen proportions
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager: "Donald Trump had no idea Lester Holt is a registered Republican, so he wasn't lying when he said Lester Holt is a registered Democrat"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
John Oliver addresses Donald Trump scandals, which are "quantifiably worse than Clinton's; it is dangerous to think that there is an equal number on both sides. You can be irritated by Hillary's but should then be f*cking outraged by Trump's"
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sir Donald bravely ran away
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Why do the rural poor like Donald Trump? Let's find out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's rather odd week reveals his bleak, fatalist worldview and inability to offer solid statements
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who absconded with a naked Donald Trump statue surrenders to police, but refuses to speak about his actions
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
McDonald's is testing out Happy Meals for breakfast. It's enough to make you grimace
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Fri September 23, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Five people hired at McDonald's. FARK: They are quintuplets, all hired at the same time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case you didn't think this election could get any weirder, US intelligence officials are now investigating Donald Trump's adviser, Carter Page, for his role in attempting to influence the election on behalf of the Russian government
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How low are expectations being set for Donald Trump at the debates? "Some Trump advisers are concerned that he underestimates the difficulty of standing still"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump committed perjury. Or he looked into the faces of the Republican faithful and knowingly lied. There is no third option"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's divorce records will remain sealed, because that's necessary
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New Clinton ad highlights what a misogynistic pig Donald Trump is, set a record for fastest political ad ever produced
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"He's just a fantastic guy who took control," Donald Trump says of Egyptian president Abdel Fattah el-Sisi
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's new campaign chair in Mahoning County is a black woman -- like they're trying to tell us something. Also, pay no attention to the fact that she deleted thousands of old tweets where she called Trump a racist, sexist demagogue
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"Every critic, every detractor, will have to bow down to President Trump,.. everyone who's ever doubted Donald, whoever disagreed, whoever challenged him - it is the ultimate revenge to become the most powerful man in the universe"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The only way Clinton can lose Monday's debate is if she stoops to Trump's level. Or if she tries to tell jokes. Or if she lies. Or if she makes mistakes. Or if she looks nervous. Or aloof. Or ... oh, hell, let's just elect Donald already
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may have a focus issue for the first debate
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You know, you may be doing it wrong if even the Dalai Lama is making fun of you. I'm looking at you Donald
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Is Donald Trump under attack by: A) the liberal media; B) the Clinton campaign; or C) Satan?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you had "five days" as the answer to "How long will it take Donald Trump to distance himself from his own statement that President Obama was born in the United States?" step forward and claim your prize
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(GOP)
 
 
 
The GOP is asking for help with Donald Trump's debate prep. Let's give it to them
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NRA was right, someone IS coming to take all of your guns... and it's Donald Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump criticizes police officer who shot and killed an unarmed man, unlike all the other times he supported cops for doing the same thing. That's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it works
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells the President of Egypt that he has a 'high regard for peace-loving Muslims'. Which was fine until he added "all three of them"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative hate skeleton and journeyman Baba Yaga takes a break from sucking the marrow from the bones of minority children to say "Donald Trump just busted a large liberal Muslim protection racket"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The prospect of a Donald Trump presidency should terrify you, but not as much as having Mike Pence literally a heartbeat away from the presidency
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Wed September 21, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noted presidential historian and American political scientist Bono weighs in on election: "Donald Trump is potentially the worst idea that ever happened to America, potentially"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
If Donald Trump hadn't run for president, novice Baba Yaga Ann Coulter thinks she would have been killed by terrorists
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has a big book of Hitler speeches
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may not be talking about Obama's birth certificate anymore, but he's still telling people Obama might be a Muslim
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
375 scientists: Look, we've crunched the numbers, blew up some shiat, and mapped out the data. Donald J. Trump is the absolute worst thing humanity can do to themselves. Ever. Seriously. Get the f*ck out and vote for anyone but this guy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Colbert reiterates his offer to Donald Trump: I'll give you a million dollars to put my balls in your mouth
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Tue September 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. stole that Skittles image from a photographer who fled enemy-occupied territory as a child refugee
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Meet the Trumpstada, the hybrid creation of Donald Trump's face and a tostada
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(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
In other news, guess who has the legal authority to order the release of Donald Trump's tax returns? Hint: His name rhymes with Marack Bollama
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump attended an Ohio pastors meeting chaired by his "Liaison for Christian Policy," a man who said he stopped a tsunami by himself through thought and prayer
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Imagine, for a moment, that Hillary Clinton went on live television to announce she now believes that Donald Trump is a biological man"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nearly half of all voters have accepted that Donald Trump will be our next president. What stage comes after acceptance?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr.'s Skittles analogy is a big damn Twinkie
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Mon September 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Putin Party retains power in Russia, which is good news for Donald Trump
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie warns the public not to jump to conclusions about the New York City bombing, but then defends Trump for jumping to conclusions. "I think what Donald did was perfectly appropriate"
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(National Monitor)
 
 
 
America's 23 million strong military voters can't decide if they want Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton as their next president so they may just settle for a dope-smoking antiwar libertarian instead
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump believes exercise will kill you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's so-called "strategy" for his debate prep has his top aides and GOP elites worried
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Christians have a biblical responsibility to vote for Donald Trump." Um, no?
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Sun September 18, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump plans yuuuuuuuuuuuuge lawsuit against the New York Times
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump plugs NYC explosion as reason to vote for him - then brags about his poll numbers
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Sat September 17, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he wants to get the economy up to a 4% growth rate. Unfortunately for him, the last time the economy was growing that fast, one of the residents in the White House was Hillary Clinton
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Anyone remember when Trump said he'd donate $5 million to charity if it was proven Obama was born in the U.S.? This guy does, and he's wondering when Donald will pay up
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Days since Donald Trump has made a indirect threat on Hillary's life can be reset to 0... I wonder how many strikes the Secret Service gives on these sort of comments?
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's actions may bring down the President. No, not that one
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus founder Raúl Labrador (R - Potato State): "The reason we have Donald Trump as a nominee today is because we as Republicans have failed on this issue"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Donald lets Jimmy Fallon mess up his hair on national TV. Surprisingly it didn't come off in Jimmy's hand
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Actual Billionaire and investor Jim Chanos, says the easiest money he ever made while investing was to short any company or bond issue Donald Trump was involved with. "It was like numerous ocean liners hitting many icebergs repeatedly"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The biggest takeaway from this story about the internet's reaction to Donald Trump's continual pivot-cling to birther conspiracies is that we have a new nickname for him: Orange Shiatgibbon
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"The media didn't force Donald Trump to be a birther," Megyn Kelly angrily chastises Trump Spokesvacuum Katrina Pierson
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says God called him up and told him not to believe in any of the polls that show Donald Trump losing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump touches lots of people and they no like
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Thu September 15, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Move over Dallas Morning News, NH Union Leader breaks a century-old tradition and rejects Donald Trump like a bad toupee
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(MSN)
 
 
 
TFA Headline: McDonald's opens a restaurant that doesn't serve burgers. Subby's headline: reporter who's never eaten at a McDonald's reports about a McDonald's
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just a casual Holocaust joke from Donald Trump Jr
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump unsure if Hillary Clinton "is physically up for debating". Subby very sure Donald Trump isn't mentally up for debating
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Being that Donald Trump has basically been elected president because Hillary has collapsed (into a van), he already wants billionaire tech investor Peter Thiel on the Supreme Court
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Donald Trump responds to the leak of Colin Powell's private e-mail labeling Trump a "national disgrace" by Tweeting that he was "never a fan" of Powell's and criticizing the former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs for his "weak understanding of WMDs"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump learns Dr. Oz is about as trusted and well-regarded as he is
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember that powerboat race in 1989 that Donald Trump hosted in Atlantic City just to kill people because his business mattered more? Yeah neither did I ....until now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump weighs 267 pounds and takes a statin. THE HEALTHIEST MAN EVER TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporter cited by city for too many lawn signs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump reveals his weight-loss goal on Dr. Oz's show. Subby suggests to lose all of it. Because only losers lose just "some" weight, winners don't stop until they reach 100%
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Donald Trump forfeits credibility on the Clinton email controversy by doxing his own interns
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Global super villains McDonald's unleash drug-resistant superbugs. Or something. I haven't read it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lewis Black was once targeted by Donald Trump. It didn't end well for Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Results from Donald Trump's recent physical are bad
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald and Ivana don't want their divorce records unsealed. WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?
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(YouTube)
 
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Keith Olbermann has something to say about Donald Trump
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready Poltab headline: "Don't compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler. It belittles Hitler"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is practically the living embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know Donald, that "You can't lead this nation if you have such a low opinion for its citizens," line probably SEEMED like the perfect anti-Hillary zinger- if video editing didn't exist and you didn't have such a penchant for insulting people
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The media has internalized and adopted Donald Trump's low standards
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald "RON PAUL" Trump is telling it like it is: The Fed is propping the market up so Obama can play golf
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Journeyman Baba Yaga and child-eating ghoul Ann Coulter revels in alienating a substantial swath of the American public--Hispanics, Muslims, Jews, leftists, fact-checkers--basically, everyone but Donald Trump and his deplorable supporters
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dr. Oz is going to give Donald Trump the results from his physical for the first time on television, because that's what serious presidential candidates do
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson offers to rebaptize Donald Trump on television so Republicans would "know god is on our side"
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Reporter writes column about how Donald Trump fans send him racist, hateful messages. Donald Trump fans respond on Facebook with racist, hateful messages
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Bush press secretary dweeb Ari Fleischer gives Donald Trump a run for his money with awful 9/11 tweets
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(Time)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is facing an inevitable clash with military generals
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump calls his friend and ghostwriter of "The Art of the Deal" an "irrelevant dope basket case." No word if he's also deplorable
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will never release his tax returns
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Sat September 10, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton was right to generalize Donald Trump's supporters
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump doesn't know that "Thou Shalt Not Lie Thine Ass Off" is one of the Ten Commandments
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Instead of releasing his health records, Donald Trump is going to talk with Dr. Oz about his "personal health regimen"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Is Donald Trump more afraid of lesbians than Michelle Bachmann? I'm just asking questions
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt says he is "having a hard time" imagining why anyone would support Donald Trump and cannot imagine him as president. Meanwhile, everyone else is having a hard time wondering why we're getting a World War Z sequel
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's time for the media to step up and call Donald Trump what he is in language he understands: unwissendstolzgehirn
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump calls Matt Lauer a "very professional and tough" forum moderator
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's claim that Vladimir Putin is a better leader than President Obama is "utterly insane"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It's not clear that Donald Trump understands-" nope, we're done here, headline. No need to continue further
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looking back on fifteen years of lies about 9/11 uttered by Donald Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump earlier this week: "I have a plan to defeat ISIS." Donald Trump today: "I don't like talking about my plan to defeat ISIS"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani attempts to rewrite history, says Donald Trump "denounced birther conspiracies" nine or eleven years ago, and we should ignore his comments from the last two months
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Thu September 08, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Matt Lauer's pathetic interview of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump is the scariest thing I've seen in this campaign"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember that time The Donald filmed a music video with an all-female glam girl metal band and then things got all Trumpy? Cool times
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"There's one thing largely missing from the 2016 race: a debate about what Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton would actually do as president"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: Hillary Clinton should apologize for saying ISIS is cheering for Trump. Just because she cites a TIME magazine article that quotes ISIS members doesn't make it less hurtful
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Donald Trump manages to electrify voters. Or at least, the ones stealing signs from this man and his electrical outlet
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
David Bossie, Donald Trump's Breitbartian campaign manager, thinks Bill Clinton pulled off 9/11 because he hated the military
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Did Donald Trump accidentally declare himself ineligible for the presidency? "I don't recall"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek debuted; the crew of the Enterprise gave us hope and showed a harmonious future in which Earth was unified. This is contrary to Donald Trump's vision of the future. So we should all watch Star Trek
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says putting men and women in the military simultaneously just leads to inevitable rape
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet John Trump. Donald's uncle was an MIT prof who helped develop the Van de Graaff generator, was a radar pioneer and tried to cure cancer
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Wed September 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump ends press blackout: "I figure they can't treat me any worse." Press: "Challenge accepted"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has lost the Rutgers Republican club vote
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Right-wing rag NYT : "New National Poll Shows Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Essentially Tied"
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
This Photoshop battle of Donald Trump embracing Ivanka went exactly how you'd expect
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Author advises teachers to use philosophy in discussing Donald Trump. Why should we tell the truth? Why is it bad to call people names? Should you purchase your wife from hoteurobabes.com? Important questions like these
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Tue September 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Donald Trump & Vladimir Putin sing a song from the heart about their favorite subject: Themselves
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Never has the term "thick as thieves" been more appropriate than to describe Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani. Another term? "Combover twins"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here is a breakdown of just some of the 88 generals that support Donald Trump
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
In which a card-carrying member of the East Coast cultural elite travels the length of the border in search of Donald Trump's America-and learns to stop worrying and love the Wall
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Thomas Covenant returns from The Land. (Stephen R. Donaldson already submitted this link, but the words were too long and he ran out of characters)
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Leftism is a terminal cancer in the American bloodstream and soul. So our first and greatest principle is to destroy this cancer before it destroys us. We therefore see voting for Donald Trump as political chemotherapy needed to prevent our demise
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Will Donald Trump be treated impartially in the debates moderated by commission-designated liberals?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Donald Trump of the Philippines apologizes for being an asshole
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump blasts Hillary Clinton for not knowing "C" stamped on a document means "Classified." Yeah, you know where this story is going already
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to beat Donald Trump in a presidential debate ...besides just showing up and egging on his stupidity
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's campaign advisor says Donald Trump has some financial tricks up his sleeves in order to pay for that Great Wall of Mexico. But he can't say what those tricks are but he just assumes there are some
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is playing the religious right for ignorant hicks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Banks don't want to be Donald Trump's immigration enforcement officials
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The entire state is confused by Donald Trump's pivot"
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
The city that brought you the McDonald's $2.9 million coffee verdict now offers law scholars the drunken choking corn dog contestant suit
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(Santa Monica Observer)
 
 
 
Donald Trump drops out of upcoming debates
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Sun September 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani insists that Donald Trump will "not deport the good illegal immigrants"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Junior Latino Trump surrogate Rachel Campos-Duffy says it isn't fair to mock the Trump campaign over Taco Truck Gate because "Democratic policies are hurting the mobile restaurant business." That's a nice pivot there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Newspaper endorses Gary Johnson, saying, "Neither Donald Trump nor Hillary Clinton meets the fundamental moral and professional standards we have every right to expect of an American president"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton on Donald Trump: "He is an insult to our intelligence"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump and I are both going to release our tax returns." Ever seen a VP candidate get fired?
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Sat September 03, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The guy known as the Jon Stewart of Egypt has some thoughts on Donald Trump
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The appeal of Donald Trump to working class white voters is more complex than most people realize
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Point: You can help advocate for immigrants. Counterpoint: You'll have to stare at a naked statue of Donald Trump in your living room
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Of course Donald Trump would hire someone from Citizens United to run his campaign
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Buchanan is "elated" that Donald Trump "sounds just like" him
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FDA officially bans antibacterial soap after its effectiveness was called into question due to Donald Trump's continued existence
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know those two million criminal illegal aliens Donald Trump was talking about? Well, it looks like the math he used to arrive at that number is probably similar to the math he used to get into so many bankruptcies
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Former Mexico president says Donald Trump's trip to Mexico was simply a "photo opportunity." Apparently no one explained to him that Trump's entire life is one big photo opportunity
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Possible Garrison Keillor/Donald Trump trifecta in play: "When I envision a Trump Presidential Library, I see enormous chandeliers and gold carpet and a thousand slot machines. God help us. I mean it. We're in trouble down here"
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The trailer for Ash vs. Evil Dead season two is here, and it features Ash mocking Donald Trump and vowing to make the world great again from deadites
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Prairie Home Companion's Garrison Keillor destroys Donald Trump in hilariously cruel open letter
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why the economy needs Donald Trump like the average person needs chronic syphilis
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
New report says Apple paid just $50 in taxes on every $1 million in profit. Apparently they used Donald Trump's accountant
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jouneyman Baba Yaga and Skeletor clone Ann Coulter is again pleased with and in love with Donald Trump after watching him give his immigration speech, which she calls "the most magnificent speech ever given; I have a dream of only white people"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tim Kaine mocks Donald Trump's Sabado Gigante amateur hour
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When your name is Donald Trump, you get offered penthouse suites at hotels, first-class upgrades on airlines, letters about buying properties, and congratulations when the United States Football League team owned by Donald J. Trump wins a game
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sycophantic GOP remora Newt Gingrich says Donald Trump's immigration speech promises a "bold, energetic, and audacious" presidency. Aw, someone found his thesaurus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Following Donald Trump's speech in Mexico, several Hispanic Trump surrogates have taken a look at themselves and realized this guy...this isn't my kinda guy
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP descends into a panic as they realize Donald Trump's ground game is about as effective as Gerald Ford's
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump says he didn't discuss paying for the wall with President Nieto of Mexico. Nieto on Twitter: "At the beginning of the conversation with Donald Trump, I made it clear that Mexico will not pay for the wall"
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michael Savage says if Donald Trump is elected, he must "rule by decree" and become God Emperor of America, violating civil rights of Liberals to save the country
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be upstaged by Anthony Weiner in his attempt to win douchebag of the year, Donald Trump one ups him and brings up false allegations that Huma Adedin has terrorist ties
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The US military would most likely follow the commands of the Commander in Chief even if he is Donald J. Trump. Which, might actually be more worrisome than if they wouldn't
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
To an objective viewer, it is curious that Donald Trump has such upside down numbers with the minority community, women, and moderate Republicans
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
According to this daily tracking poll, Hillary and Donald have switched positions. The Donald is now on top of Hillary. But given the movement the last few weeks, these two like to try different positions a lot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump vowed to get 95% of the black vote. Right now, he's polling at 0
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Donald Trump used my writing for his campaign propaganda ..and then things got really weird
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's hack doctor overmedicated his patients
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, who has claimed that Anthony Weiner was highly corrupt, also donated to his campaigns
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Donald Trump On Colin Kaepernick: "Maybe he should find a country that works better for him" which I suppose is just a nice way to say "Go back to Africa"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump knows who's to blame for Huma leaving Weiner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump promises he'll discuss "ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION" in a speech on Wednesday, though he'll probably change his mind about the day too
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why hasn't John "Maverick" McCain gone full maverick on Donald Trump? It's about the only thing he has left to save his political career
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Who's joining Donald Trump for dinner? Use Photoshop to solve the mystery
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump believes the NSA still has Hillary's emails. Even the deleted ones
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Stop making that ridiculous sound Mr. McDonald's drive-thru cashier and give me my fries"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just made his worst tweet yet. Think about what that encompasses before clicking the link. Wow
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Barbra Streisand and 'Donald Trump' perform together on 'The Tonight Show'. "We're going to make duets great again"
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Fri August 26, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump endorsed by all-important ISIS demographic
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani: Donald Trump's big immigration reversal was shaped by an 800-pound Jersey gorilla in the room
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who convinced a former President to spend $2 trillion and thousands of lives invading a country for no particular reason says Donald Trump is too dangerous to be President
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember that time when Donald Trump couldn't name any of his "handpicked" Trump University professors that he professed to know? Yeah, forgetful times
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(Donald J. Trump)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has no scheduled campaign appearances. None at all. The election is only 10 weeks from now. What is he hiding? Is his health in decline? Something is going on here
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(Grammarly)
 
 
 
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Supportors r just at bad at grammir as each other but their differnt in there waze
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Trying to break a slump, Josh Donaldson used Nolan Arenado's bat ... and he homered. Thank-you note in 3 ... 2 ...1
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "I don't want votes from the people who are going to vote for me." Checkmate, libs
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump donated $110,000 to Crooked Hillary's criminal foundation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A sobbing, Cheeto-dust encrusted Jeb Bush emerges from seclusion to call Donald Trump an "abhorrent man" who "morphs" on immigration
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine discusses the horrors of Donald Trump, the hope of Hillary Clinton, and "stepdad memes"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
KKK Grand Wizard David Duke is thrilled Donald Trump is embracing white supremacy and "talking like an alt-right leader"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Cunning linguist George Lakoff has studied the mouth and words for years, and he cautions everyone that Donald Trump believes and means everything he has been saying on the campaign trail--whether it's his Great Wall of Racism or killing people
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Half of Americans don't believe in God or miracles. But that could change in November when Donald Trump receives 75 Electoral votes
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Thu August 25, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has binders full of the best debates
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Colbert: So Lewandowski gets a pay check from both Trump and CNN? How does that even work? Anderson Cooper: *awkward collar tug*
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Donald Trump got $31 million in advertising he didn't have to pay for. Like him or not, the man just knows how to not pay
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Okay Donald, with this charity stuff I think we finally got the attention on her. We just have to stay on target and let the media focus on--" "--SO EVERYONE I'VE BEEN THINKING WE SHOULD PROBABLY JUST LET THE ILLEGALS STAY HERE"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In an outreach to black voters, Trump promises to give cabinet level positions to Bell, Biv AND DeVoe
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
No matter how drunk you are, never argue with the staff at Dairy Queen that you're really at McDonald's and they need to serve your children a Happy Meal
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Wed August 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At long last, Donald Trump actually does something to net a positive result for all mankind
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
These eight human train-wrecks are proof that Donald Trump really doesn't hire 'all the best people'
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Apprentice Baba Yaga and ghoulish soul eater Ann Coulter says it would be a mistake for Donald Trump to soften his immigration stance
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump really, really hates the idea that some rich people actually carry through on their claims that they will give money to charity
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is starting to make more states competitive. Fark: Red states
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Do you believe Cher says "I think Donald Trump is a f*cking idiot?"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Back in 1900, respectable women in Alaska were urged to stay away from Donald Trump's grandfather's hotel. "They are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex"
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Tue August 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You haven't lived until you've seen the Donald Trump Penis Enlargement Video
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sure Uncle Joe Biden is pretty damn good at the "gaffe", but has he ever blown it like Donald Trump has?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Senator Al Franken: "Donald Trump is amazing"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's questioning of Hillary Clinton's health is starting to lead people to ask about his
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paid CNN commentator/paid Trump campaign adviser Corey Lewandowski says the reason Donald Trump avoids speaking to black voters is because "he's not safe in their communities." Just like black voters aren't safe at Trump rallies?
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has almost caught up to Hillary, according to a poll with a margin of error of +/- ∞
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's policies on immigration have been pretty successful, which is why Donald Trump will "do the same thing" as him. Why no, you didn't misread that
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What has been seen cannot be unseen: Donald Trump kissing and motorboating Rudy Giuliani in drag
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Putin is consolidating power in the Ukraine thanks to Donald Trump and Paul Manafort
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway tells Megyn Kelly the one thing she hates the most is name-calling. So, Megyn Kelly replied by asking her how she could support or work for Trump, whose sole strategy is name-calling
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's campaign staffers declare on personal social media accounts that Muslims are unfit to be U.S. citizens, mock how Mexicans talk, call for Secretary of State John Kerry to be hanged and state readiness for possible civil war
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is all that stands between us and the apocalypse
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Why are evangelicals backing Donald Trump, man who knows so little about Christianity or even the Bible?
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "Hispanic outreach director" retweets post from a satirical Donald Trump Twitter account, believing it to be the real thing. But, in her defense, Poe's Law
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump:"The polls are turning rather rapidly in my favor." He must be holding the graph upside down again
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ideals of freedom and the American way have awakened the same majority of the population that led to the presidency of John C. Calhoun
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN has unintentionally become quite skilled at taking down Donald Trump supporters with very little effort; it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Only the fish are lobotomized
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Frank Lutz forms new GOP focus group to discuss Donald Trump, learns the people he gathered were unable to cohesively group or focus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence drinks the Kool-Aid, says Donald Trump would "most definitely get 95% of the African American vote" in 2020. Well, yeah, if Trump somehow won and declared himself dictator and OH GOD THAT'S HIS PLAN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To attract additional voters Donald Trump's campaign considers starting a Trump TV station, other than Fox, CNN and Comedy Central
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(US News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's new campaign manager encourages Trump to not be nice and aggressively go with his gut. In other words, don't change a thing
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Turns out, Donald Trump's Great Wall of Mexico wasn't the politician's idea; it's actually biblical prophesy and has everything to do with God and nothing to do with Mexico
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump seems strangely obsessed with Hillary Clinton's sleeping habits now, which, fankly, is kinda creepy, even for him
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's lead over Donald Trump is four times as big as Obama's lead over Romney in 2012
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has fallen into Hillary Clinton's brilliant trap
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump meets Tony Perkins, the pastor who says God uses natural disasters to punish gay people. Yes, the same pastor who lost his home in a flood caused by God who was angered at bigotry
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Fri August 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama follows Donald Trump's lead and will visit Louisiana next week
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump surrogate and rejected brain slug host Kayleigh McEnany says Trump "speaks for all black people." However, she said this to Bakari Sellers on live TV, and his response was pretty spot-on
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You'd think the Olympics, where America is doing so much winning we're almost tired of winning, would be Donald Trump's thing; but instead he hasn't congratulated a single medalist or tweeted about them at all. And there is a good reason for that
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(Hillary Clinton)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: I'm sorry I insulted people. Hillary Clinton's campaign: Oh, good. Here's a helpful list of everyone you have insulted in case you want to apologize personally
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich channels his inner Nostradamus and says "Donald Trump will win now that he's pivoted"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton demands to know which remarks Donald Trump actually regrets, because everyone knows there are literally thousands of things he's said since the start of the campaign that are regrettable
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Thu August 18, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Foreign Policy advisor Joseph Schmitz: the ovens were too small to kill 6 million Jews during the Holocaust
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Naked Donald Trump statues erected in multiple cities. In other news, eyebleach sales have skyrocketed (Not safe for work)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is wrong about being able to easily bring back manufacturing jobs. Though this headline could have stopped after the fourth word
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump ally Newt Gingrich, who is very 'concerned' about Hillary's health issues, rips "junk medicine"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some poor bastard had to transcribe the Donald Trump town hall with Sean Hannity last night. Tag is for many, many things
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"I like to keep things low-key," said Donald Trump
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"He's basically formed The Suicide Squad," Trevor Noah says about Donald Trump's new campaign team
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump kicks off the Breitbart Era of his campaign with a new slogan: "Call me Mr. Brexit"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonalds removes child fitness trackers from Happy Meals as it turns out that children who eat at McDonald's are allergic to fitness
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Harry Jackson, a member of Donald Trump's evangelical advisory board, says "God will not heal racism in America if Hillary Clinton is elected because she is anchored in anti-biblical darkness." Ooooooooookay
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Political science professor asserts that Donald Trump has an 87% chance of winning the presidency; flying off to magic foo-foo la-la land to live with the happy basket people
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
McDonald's says it will include fatness tracker with Happy Meal purchase. Whoops, make that fitness tracker. Yep, that's sure to curb childhood obesity
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Republican who wrote Benghazi mom's fiery RNC speech announces he can't support Donald Trump: "The only prospect more terrifying than voting for Hillary Clinton is not voting for her"
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Why the GOP is collapsing, you chucklefarks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump had a $30 million tax debt to New Jersey reduced to $5 million by Chris Christie
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Donald Trump wearing overalls and singing the theme to 'Green Acres' at the Emmys. (with glorious video goodness)
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
After two celebrity chefs sever ties with Donald Trump and his new DC hotel, he's forced to downsize to only 1 restaurant with B-list talent. Herr Trumpler: "Meh, it's not like there are any good restaurants in DC, anyway"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently it runs in the Family: Donald Trump's cunning plan to defeat ISIS seems to have been cribbed from the strategy being employed by one B.H. Obama. Well, who would know better how to defeat ISIS than its founder?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And now NATO is mocking Donald Trump's three pillars of terrorism combat
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump does not have foreign policy "ideas" per se, they are more like foreign policy "moods." Because that's what you want; a person in control of nuclear bombs that makes decisions based on emotion
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An open letter to Paul Ryan, whose only shot at maintaining the shreds of his integrity lies in pulling back his endorsement of Donald Trump
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing fundamentalist outdoes Donald Trump's second amendment assassination request by proclaiming "Hillary Clinton must be beaten to death" because she's a secret devil worshiper
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
We the People must carry Donald Trump across the finish line. He ain't heavy, he's our next President
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the sign Donald Trump is holding at one of his rallies
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Plagued with negative news and reviews over past year, McDonald's Japan goes back to basics, offering three huge heart-clogging calorie-laden breakfast sandwiches: Mega Muffin, Double Filet-o Fish, and Mega McGriddle
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Harry Reid puts on his troll hat, challenges Donald Trump to take naturalization test immigrants must pass to earn citizenship: "He would almost certainly fail"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing - just Ivanka Trump sightseeing on holiday with Vladimir Putin's girlfriend
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Recent comments by Donald Trump send 'unprecedented' numbers of Republican officials fleeing to back Hillary Clinton, campaign officials admit they are totally GOPsmacked
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Wow, we actually have an article that amounts to "LEAVE DONALD TRUMP ALONE"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The world's elite athletes are gorging themselves on McDonald's
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now officially trying to redefine what "Freedom of the Press" means
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon steps into The Guardian of Forever, saves Edith Keeler, and sees all possible timelines where Hillary Clinton is not facing off against Donald Trump this November
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight." - Donald Trump
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's campaign, once again correctly judging the overall "meh, so it's Armageddon--at least there'll be something to do" attitude of the populace, opens a campaign headquarters across from the Pulse nightclub in Orlando
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Sat August 13, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently, Donald Trump would be wildly ahead in all the polls and preparing for a Reagenesque landslide victory if it weren't for those meddlesome reporters and their media overlords
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump realizes he was also being sarcastic when he said he'd flip blue states, closes NJ office and laughs at all the idiot losers who fell for his joke because they just don't "get" him
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sentient Twitter account and presidential candidate Donald Trump now just holding up signs he printed from the internet at his rallies
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Fine, I'll put some dames on my economic team. It'll give us something to look at, anyway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Michigan, Hillary Clinton calls Donald J. Trump, her esteemed opponent in the upcoming election, "an enemy of the little guy." No word on whether she will be adding a little person with a broom to her campaign staff
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Heckler and protester interrupts Donald Trump rally to call the Cheeto "Putin's biatch"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump insinuated that Hillary Clinton lacks mental stamina at a rally where he twice couldn't tell what day of the week it was"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is right about nuclear weapons" Here we see a wild dumbass, in his natural habitat: The Politico Savanna. My, just look at that flexibility as he wraps his head around such a pile of poo; his sense of disgust gone after years on Politico
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost in all the derp: Donald Trump would send Americans to Gitmo
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
All it took to reduce Rudy Giuliani to a quivering mess was Chris Cuomo, some facts, and about nine or eleven minutes of airtime
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Billy West reading Donald Trump quotes as Zapp Brannigan from "Futurama" is about as perfect as it gets
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Emaciated ghoul and former Addams Family butler Ann Coulter claims Donald Trump has been a victim of "media rape"
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is an object lesson in the problems of machine learning. Many people are saying here comes the science, maybe it is, I don't know
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump pays income taxes
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Subby is not pointing fingers or saying anything 'MIGHT' be wrong ...but something is going on with Donald Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A Trump surrogate is read an actual quote from Donald Trump, completely destroying his argument, live on CNN. Silent hilarity ensues
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like Donald Trump is trying to get elected president with the old "Yeah, I don't care if I win or not. Whatever" method
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(Time)
 
 
 
Defeated Hobbit and rejected Aquaman villain Reince Priebus issues strongly-worded warning to Donald Trump that will go largely ignored
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wisconsin, home of voter restrictions, Paul Ryan, the Packers, and other Republican wet dreams, has given Hillary Clinton a double-digit lead over Donald Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kennedy, former MTV veejay and current Fox News mindless one, tells celebrities to "Eat a bag of Dixie" for criticizing Donald Trump, then compares the end of discrimination to ethnic cleansing and genocide
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: I provide childcare to my employees. Trump Employees: Wait, since when?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today, we examine all of the preparations and excuses Donald Trump has for when he loses the election in November
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"So, who is it that inspires Liberals to spread hate and lies about me and about Donald Trump? Could it be.........SATAN?" wonders confused elderly hate Muppet Pat Robertson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Criticizing Hillary Clinton for who attends her rallies, Donald Trump gets a refresher on who Mark Foley is
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Wed August 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump spokeswoman goes on MSNBC, spontaneously combusts into a fiery ball of denial
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is just as fun as a barrel of monkeys when he's under oath
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Robot Donald Trump generates a tweet every half hour from remixed Trump speeches (and They might be Giants lyrics). Come for the xenophobia, stay for Reptilian alien references. (written by a fellow farker)
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Barbara Boxer demands National Security Briefings for Donald Trump cease since he threatened to have his competition assassinated
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The Secret Service is "aware" of Donald Trump's comment about Hillary Clinton and "Second Amendment people". So stop bugging them
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls on Mitt Romney to be "drafted by the GOP" just in case Donald Trump implodes. Pretty sure we've already seen the implosion, Glenn
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Tue August 09, 2016
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
No, professional Slate troll guy, Donald Trump is not supporting fascism by playing Nessun dorma at rallies. For one thing, Trump and his supporters couldn't spell fascism if you spotted them the F, C, and M
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just suggested that "the Second Amendment people" can step in if Clinton wins the election. We long for the days when these headlines were just taking things out of context
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I never thought I'd find myself being chased around a pool by a naked man in his sixties with a can of squirty cream." Well that leaves Donald Trump out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is upset a bunch of republicans wrote a letter criticizing him and pointing out his many, many, many flaws, including his appearance in Home Alone 2
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton once again has a double-digit lead over Russian nesting doll Donald Trump
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember that time when The Donald burned a widow's mortgage in 1986 so she could keep her farm? Yeah those were the times when he was human
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter chastises the media for treating Donald Trump's lies as if they were normal and acceptable, then goes into a stirring acoustic version of Stray Cat Strut
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(The Week)
 
 
 
We have only one group to thank for the rise of Donald Trump: Liberals
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(Mediaite)
 
Boobies
 
Donald Trump proves he's no boob, is keeping abreast of the economic situation of Detroit and other titties
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Good: Donald Trump already doing great at keeping jobs. Bad: Fact-checkers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"My letters are great. These are some of the yuuuuuuuuugest letters you'll ever read. My letters are better than any other letters to the editor in your paper," writes man mocking Donald Trump in satirical op-ed to the Tampa Bay Times
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit speech offers potential risks and rewards for Donald Trump, depending on whether someone else writes his script for him or if we all get another dose of Trump Brand Verbal Diarrhea
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Decorated combat vet has raised nearly $50,000 on behalf of Donald Trump. Specifically to fly Trump to a war zone and give him a chance of actually EARNING one of those Purple Hearts he always wanted
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
As part of his campaign reset, Donald Trump unveiled his new economic plan today in Detroit. And while it may contain massive tax breaks for the wealthy and kick 20,000,000 off their health insurance, at least it's alarmingly thin on details
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan's governor's race once had its very own Donald Trump, and his comments on the new race are illuminating--if not his opinion of his own hair
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Normal: debating politics in a bar. Abnormal: leaving a bar to get your gun and shooting somebody because they like Donald Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Balloon Boy and his brothers release Heavy Metal song in support of Donald Trump. Make sure you get paid up front fellows
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will propose allowing parents to deduct spending on childcare from their income taxes. Guess he doesn't realize we can already do that
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Bridge troll and forgotten GOP standard Newt Gingrich claims Donald Trump has "gotten the message" on Republican unity. Must be due to all of the talk about forcing him out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
KKK Grand Wizard David Duke has more political support among black voters than Donald Trump. Let that sink in a bit
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Conservative pastor warns that Donald Trump is a "vicious, vengeful, foul-mouthed war president." Well, at least someone... oh, wait, "Who was sent by God." So much for thinking someone was being critical of the Chickenhawk Cheeto
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Trump supporters Scottie Nell Hughes, Amy Kremer, John Phillips, and Kristin Tate all appeared on CNN to explain and justify Donald Trump's comments about rigged elections. And, like all good attempts at explaining Trump, it imploded spectacularly
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Sun August 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out that the offer to make John Kasich VP in charge of all domestic and foreign policy came from some misguided low-level Trump staffer named Donald Trump Jr
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Sat August 06, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I hear that Donald Trump is watching the Olympics tonight. He's seeing how high the Mexican pole vaulters go." - feelthejohnson.com
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(Univision)
 
 
 
Immigration attorney says Melania Trump had a green card in 2001--from her first marriage. Which means she was married to someone before Donald became her anchor husband. The idiotic plot thickens
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Fri August 05, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Great original headline: "Hell just froze over: Fox News now openly mocking Donald Trump"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity gets into Twitter war with Wall Street Journal editor who referred to him as the "dumbest anchor on Fox News," which is a lot like trying to determine which type of cancer is worse than the other
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hispanic Caucus just blew up over Donald Trump because the lone Republican Trump supporter tried to make a case for the Orange Menace
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lying Donald admits to trying to save us from Crooked Hillary
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"It's worth asking again: Is Donald Trump trying to tank his campaign?" Is it? Is it really?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
America has a problem, and it isn't Donald Trump. It is the simple fact that the nation claiming to be the largest most successful democracy in the world is run by two parties, both of which are held hostage to lobbyists and corporations
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(US News)
 
 
 
John McCain does his best Porky Pig impersonation after being asked if he trusts Donald Trump with the country's nuclear arsenal [W/Video]
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When confronted with the fact that Melania Trump is an illegal immigrant, Donald Trump voters say they "don't care" because she's European and not Muslim
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Thu August 04, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Growing number of Republicans won't back Donald Trump. Too little too late
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump ejects audience members from rally after holding offensive documents. Difficulty: pocket copies of the Constitution
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Sometimes great racehorses can't stay on the track, they wander all over the place, they have to put blinders on them. We need to put a blinder on Donald Trump "-and that's from the guy who invented the Tea Party and is running a PRO-Trump superPAC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence takes softball question from young boy, left speechless after the boy genius asks, "Are you just Donald Trump's apologist?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you had 'Wednesday' as when Donald Trump would leak classified information, step forward and claim your prize
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Conservative political consultant calls Donald Trump a "loudmouth dick" live on CNN
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Breitbart: Look at the crowd Donald Trump got in Florida, Twitter: That's actually from Cleveland ... for the Cavs' championship parade
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has even lost the Amish vote, and somehow without televisions they still know how crazy he is
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Senator John McCain momentarily pauses his fellatio on Donald Trump to tell the media he's not going to talk about Donald Trump
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Wed August 03, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
According to Madame Tussaud's measurements, Donald Trump's hands are smaller than average man's
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's vice presidential nominee Mike Pence endorses Paul Ryan "as part of the process of bringing the party together". At this point he'd have a better chance of bringing Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck back together
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Can't see yourself voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton? You have four options
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Pew Research Center wasted good money to find that Donald Trump supporters and Hillary Clinton supporters don't get along
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort has successfully managed several dictators to victory. Close friends describe him as "frustrated beyond measure" at his inability to manage Donald Trump
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Everyone laughed at the idea of Donald Trump picking Ivanka as his running mate-except, apparently, Nicaragua's president
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump insists he has huge unity, real unity, unity you've never even dreamed of in his campaign
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's in Missouri to start serving all-you-can-eat French fries. However, to offset the losses they will be selling ketchup for $10 an ounce
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now getting mocked by the Palin Family
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A tree that once looked like Elvis Presley has now morphed into Donald Trump. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Politico)