Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'dogs'

Headlines matching 'dogs'

Wed April 10, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Dogs and cats living together. China posting a trade DEFICIT. These are truly the end times source: marketwatch.com \| share:	(19)

Tue April 09, 2013

Couple comes home to find burglar feeding their dog. Fark: Dog leaves with burglar

source: wenatcheeworld.com | share:

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Mon April 08, 2013

Welp, we're screwed; North Korea has managed to train dogs how to attack on command now

source: youtube.com | share:

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Sun April 07, 2013


		If you don't know the difference between a toy poodle and a ferret on steroids then you probably deserve to get ripped off source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(60)
		Outside of a dog, $500 is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, you have to follow him around and pick what's left of the money out of his poop, piece it back together, then gross out various bank tellers while trying to get fresh bills source: helenair.com \| share:	(66)
		Who will Joey Logano get involved with this week? Will Jimmie Johnson win his eighth grandfather clock? Will Subby devour his weight in Martinsville Hot Dogs? It's your STP Gas Booster 500 thread, 2 PM on Fox source: nascar.com \| share:	(627)
		The reason we have the internet: #6 - A dog in a suit, eating peanut butter source: youtube.com \| share:	(24)

Sat April 06, 2013

	Old and busted: bomb dog. Caturday hotness: bomb cat source: liveleak.com \| share:	(11)

	Cats may have catnip, but dogs get medical marijuana source: sunnewsnetwork.ca \| share:	(27)
(Some Chi-Town Bound Guy)	Subby going to Chicago for the first time. You say your food is the best. Where should I go for Pizza and Dogs? source: choosechicago.com \| share:	(80)
	Dogs Wearing Pantyhose is newest meme in China right now and OH GOD MY EYES (w/pics) source: uproxx.com \| share:	(81)
	Women love their dogs more than they love their men. Those biatches source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(70)

Wed April 03, 2013

Woman forged prescriptions ordered for her dead dog in order to get better drugs for herself

source: sun-sentinel.com | share:

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Mon April 01, 2013

		No way. There is no way that an octopus the size of a dog is gonna fit through a hole the size of a cell phone source: thatvideosite.com \| share:	(34)
		Once again, the SWAT team kicks in the front door and back window of a house to capture a murder suspect. Of course they got the wrong house. They had all night surveillance teams on it. Good thing she didn't have a dog source: wtae.com \| share:	(58)
		Obama puts bunny ears on his dog, Bo, cements his position as history's greatest monster source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(70)

Sat March 30, 2013

		If you're going to cause an outrage by tattooing your pit bull at least do something cool like Tweety Bird, Taz, or a tribal arm band source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(49)
		Lesson not in the dad handbook: how to retrieve your son's severed finger from your dog's stomach source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	(116)

Thu March 28, 2013

		Careless dog runs over pedestrian with car source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(52)
		Thirty-five legislators are co-sponsoring a marijuana legalization bill in Maine, pointing out that after a long day of dealing with vampires, aliens, rabid dogs, evil clowns, and the Devil, sometimes you just really need to light one up source: seacoastonline.com \| share:	(43)

Tue March 26, 2013

		Blind dog, seeing-eye dog duo find new home source: 9news.com \| share:	(29)
		Next up on the banned list: American bulldogs source: losangeles.cbslocal.com \| share:	(100)
		Gabby Gifford's husband pulls a mauling dog off a baby sea lion at a California beach. Despite his heroic efforts, the sea lion still died. This never would have happened if he had been armed source: azcentral.com \| share:	(187)
		Carolina decides Semin is worth $7,000,000/year or roughly $35,000 per shot. $35,000? Peter North last seen kicking the dog & biatching about career choices source: tsn.ca \| share:	(44)

Sun March 24, 2013

You just had to bring up Michela's dog at the family birthday cookout, didn't you? Yes, that dog. The dog her father got rid of while Michela was in jail. Now she's whacking grandma with a shoe

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Fri March 22, 2013

		Roofing contractor asked by broke homeowner if he happens to have any dogfood he could spare for her dog. A decade later, he's shelling out 800,000lbs of free dog and cat food a year to poor families with pets source: cbsatlanta.com \| share:	(106)
		Coming hours will decide Cyprus' fate. Dogs and cats already seen shopping for apartments together source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(20)

Thu March 21, 2013

Chihuahua acts as seeing eye dog for blind Husky friend

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Wed March 20, 2013

		Radioactive rat blamed for latest Fukushima power outage. Japanese officials send in radioactive cats to deal with situation, put radioactive dogs on standby source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(72)
		Another of those consequences nobody ever thinks about. Legalized marijuana means all the drug dogs need to be retrained source: katu.com \| share:	(104)
		Lulemon: We're very sorry the world can see your bits when you go "down dog" in our yoga pants, the manufacturer farked up and sent us a bad batch with too-thin material. Manufacturer: No this batch is exactly like every other one we've shipped source: theatlanticwire.com \| share:	(184)

Tue March 19, 2013

		Want a steak so good, your dog will murder you in your sleep for it? Here comes the Food Science source: seriouseats.com \| share:	(138)
		I have no idea what you're talking about. So here's a dog bottle feeding a lamb source: liveleak.com \| share:	(8)

Mon March 18, 2013

Study finds that dogs have facial expressions their owners can correctly interpret. Your dog exhibits a combination of disgusted, sad, and angry when you don't give him steak

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Sun March 17, 2013

		"Who just goes to Walmart to shoot somebody?" source: adn.com \| share:	(49)
		LAFD sprayed the foam to drown the bees that killed the dog that jumped the tree that the neighbors chopped that housed the hive that hurt the dog whose owners declined to speak on cam but said "never would have expected this" -- will get jack squat source: ktla.com \| share:	(50)

Sat March 16, 2013

		♫The poop police, they live inside of my head. The poop police, they come to me in my bed. The poop police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no♫ source: chron.com \| share:	(43)
		Drug-sniffing dogs increasingly employed by worst helicopter parents ever, to sniff out their kids' bedroom stash source: dfw.cbslocal.com \| share:	(73)

Tue March 12, 2013

		Oh, nothing. Just a dog that looks EXACTLY like Samuel L. Jackson source: uproxx.com \| share:	(57)
		And now for your "feel good" story of the day: Dog and rare ugly-assed white lion cub become BBFs at zoo source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(33)
		New center offers help for dogs consumed by fear source: wftv.com \| share:	(63)
		Some biatch diva gets fired for refusing to work onstage with Helen Mirren. Quoted as saying "there are not enough steaks to make me work with her" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(6)

Mon March 11, 2013

Student banned from carrying guinea pig on college campus receives $40,000 settlement. Your dog made a Richard Gere joke

source: gawker.com | share:

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Sun March 10, 2013

		Woman suing church for refusing to put a headstone with images of a deer, dog, color logos of NASCAR and the Indianapolis Colts on her husband's grave source: wlky.com \| share:	(70)
		Dear Prudence, We caught our landlord having sex with his dog - should we move out? Yes, your landlord just screwed the pooch source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	(79)

Sat March 09, 2013

Forget Caturday, dogs don't need a propaganda campaign to prove that they're cool just once a week. This dog shows that by waking up the wife after his owner has a heart attack at 3 am. Bonus: pit bull

source: wcpo.com | share:

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Fri March 08, 2013

In Soviet Russia, dogs domesticate you

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Wed March 06, 2013

		Hopefully this goes better than the last time he trained dogs source: gothamist.com \| share:	(32)
		South Norwood Tourist Board prepare for festival in honour of dog who found World Cup trophy in bush source: thisiscroydontoday.co.uk \| share:	(12)

Mon March 04, 2013

		"Officer, that dog found a gun in the snowbank and pulled the trigger, that dog almost shot somebody" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(36)
		British Airways does not allow dogs in the main cabin, so when a biatch was discovered, the plane returned to the gate so she could be removed. And her little dog, too source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(34)
		Good dog. Bad dog. Good dog. Bad dog. Good dog. Bad dog source: screen.yahoo.com \| share:	(20)

Sat March 02, 2013

Old & busted: Girls who carry small dogs in their handbags. New hotness: girls who carry fetuses in their handbags

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Fri March 01, 2013

		News: Pageant contestant dies; poison suspected. Bark: Westminster Kennel Club show dog source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	(89)
		50% of pets in the U.S. are obese. Your dog wants some nice grilled fish and a salad source: inquisitr.com \| share:	(81)
		Let see a cat do this. Bonus: pit bull source: rapidcityjournal.com \| share:	(63)

Thu February 28, 2013

Restaurant in Beijing bans Japanese, Vietnamese, Filipinos, and dogs

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Tue February 26, 2013

2013 MLB weird injury trifecta is now complete as Gio Gonzalez gets rug burns on his forehead from wrestling with his bulldog

source: deadspin.com | share:

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Mon February 25, 2013

Dog stranded on ice float for more than a week follows kayaker's instructions and arrives safely on land

source: opposingviews.com | share:

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Sun February 24, 2013

A dog, a kangaroo and some lemurs all walk into a playground

source: liveleak.com | share:

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Sat February 23, 2013

Hello? Yes, this Bob Dylan

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Fri February 22, 2013

		You know why dogs are better than cats? Dogs teach you how to cook source: youtube.com \| share:	(32)
		While Americans work to take guns out of the hands of people, police in Thailand are arming their dogs source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(33)
		In a small Pennsylvania suburb, your neighbor's two friendly dogs escape and end up on your land. Naturally, your only option is to murder the dogs and then leave a taunting voicemail for the dogs owners source: abclocal.go.com \| share:	(254)

Thu February 21, 2013

		Five-year-old boy, asleep at home causes huge police search with sniffer dogs and a helicopter. Did anyone check under the bean bag? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(31)
		After more than a decade, man reunited with his dog in a place that must have been a dust factory at some point source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(23)
		Woman raises money to get man's dog back, man angry she offered to pay his bills with the leftover donations instead of giving him cash source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(128)

Wed February 20, 2013

Not content with drug dogs and civil rights, SCOTUS to take on whether we can buy our right to vote

source: nytimes.com | share:

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Tue February 19, 2013

		SCOTUS (unanimously): Once a dog has been trained to sniff for drugs, it doesn't matter how many false positives it's indicated, or if anyone's even kept track - its signal unconditionally establishes probable cause for a search source: scotusblog.com \| share:	(361)
		Fox main page: "Why Mindy shot her dog first." Hmmm....let's think about this source: foxnews.com \| share:	(190)
		Blue Jays pitcher Mark Buehrle's dog traded to St. Louis source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(45)

Mon February 18, 2013

		Add a new verse to the song that represents Mindy McCready's life source: arts.nationalpost.com \| share:	(91)
		This is dog...yes, I can sign for that source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(73)

Sat February 16, 2013

Dogs recognize other dogs on computer screens, which means your dog is probably surfing for doggie porn when you leave the house

source: tgdaily.com | share:

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Thu February 14, 2013

		Dogs threaten the sanctity of marriage in the cutest way ever source: cleveland.com \| share:	(5)
		Pit bull flips out and kills its humans. BAN ALL PIT- wait, the pit bull saved its humans from a house fire AND went back into the burning house to rescue the family's other dogs? Well OK, then source: koco.com \| share:	(177)

Wed February 13, 2013

Recent event shows that even police dogs have a sense of humor

source: wftv.com | share:

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Tue February 12, 2013

		With cheetah populations dropping because of breeding difficulties, in come the companion dogs to play wingman source: poughkeepsiejournal.com \| share:	(52)
		No-legged boy doesn't want any birthday presents this year. Instead, he ask that you donate to the animal shelter that provided him with his three-legged dog source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	(29)

Mon February 11, 2013

		Scientists who obviously never had a dog before surprised by experiments that show that dogs are more likely to disobey their masters when they think humans are not watching source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(57)
		Sequester politics brings together McCain, Pelosi. In other news, fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria source: blogs.wsj.com \| share:	(76)

Fri February 08, 2013

		Protip - When sending a note for help with your K-9 companion, Lassie-style, it helps if the note says WHO and WHERE you are (HERO tag is for the dog, who brought help anyway) source: kirotv.com \| share:	(67)
		Old and busted: Dog-faced boy. New hotness: Boy-faced dog. (w/ pic) source: metro.co.uk \| share:	(49)
		Oklahoma City judge in an effort to stomp out crime, has 59 year old grandmother arrested. Fark: for a ticket from 2001 for not securing her dog. Ultrafark: A dog she never owned source: kfor.com \| share:	(47)

Thu February 07, 2013

Installing a microchip in your dog now mandatory in England. Welcome to the database, citizen

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Wed February 06, 2013

		Monty Python finally finds someone to play a dog with a proper American accent source: forbes.com \| share:	(20)
		What's the matter with pit bulls? Probably you source: salon.com \| share:	(202)

Tue February 05, 2013

		An armed society is a polite society. Unless your dog shiats on my lawn; then I'll kill you both source: rawstory.com \| share:	(227)
		Fry reunites with his dog in Futurama season 7 highlight reel. Excuse me, there's something in my eye source: uproxx.com \| share:	(47)

Mon February 04, 2013

"And here's baby Lydia taking her first steps.. YAYYY good girl. NO... BAD DOG, BAD DOG"

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Sun February 03, 2013

Your dog does not want tofu steak

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Sat February 02, 2013

		Mindless killing machines, guarding YOUR children? source: alternet.org \| share:	(156)
		The smartest member of the Bush Administration passes away. He was a good boy source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(100)

Thu January 31, 2013

		Cat narrowly escapes death from pack of wild dogs. Warning, graphic source: youtube.com \| share:	(59)
		Dogs, cats, and horses are OK to eat, but the Swiss draw the line at mouse paté source: thelocal.ch \| share:	(14)

Wed January 30, 2013

		In a BIZARRO world the mailmen and dogs get along source: wsyr.com \| share:	(14)
		Guy leaves his dog in a car. A stray dog jumps into the car and starts fighting with said dog. Cops shoot both dogs five times and finish them off with a shotgun blast. Tada source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(224)

Tue January 29, 2013

		Magician's dog disappears. Ta-daaa source: lasvegassun.com \| share:	(40)
		Scientist killed by lightning strike described by colleagues as 'a man of energy' source: news.stv.tv \| share:	(12)

Sun January 27, 2013

		Sad: Secret Service Agent loses his life while protecting Joe Biden. Sadder: It was a dog source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(118)
		Today's Breaking Scandal: THE PUPPY BOWL IS A LIE source: eonline.com \| share:	(79)

Sat January 26, 2013

Pod of sperm whales, tired of reading sappy stories about cats and dogs, adopt a dolphin with a spinal deformity

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Fri January 25, 2013

		2013 Puppy Bowl teams to be coached by two dogs from the same litter source: theonion.com \| share:	(29)
		Charlie the dog sneezes on command source: litefm.com \| share:	(10)
		Newark superhero mayor Cory Booker saves doggie from freezing to death, begins search for kitties stuck in trees source: nj.com \| share:	(85)

Thu January 24, 2013

Who let the dogs out? Apparently Cedric Benson did

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Wed January 23, 2013

		Your dog, but not your wolf, wants pasta source: nature.com \| share:	(57)
		Denise Richards loses pathetic, seriously ill animal. This is not a repeat from 2006 source: inquisitr.com \| share:	(110)
		"If you own a dog in New York City, odds are it's a mutt named Max." It's not news, it's public radio source: wnyc.org \| share:	(26)

Tue January 22, 2013

(Gtack)

Dogs Like Socks

source: gtack.com | share:

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Sun January 20, 2013

iGIVEUP

source: cnn.com | share:

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Fri January 18, 2013

What do CFL players do in the offseason? Why they go to Mexico to save stray cats and dogs of course (Is it just me or is it a little bit dusty in here?)

source: cbc.ca | share:

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Thu January 17, 2013

Hello, this is dog. Dogs can Skype now

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Wed January 16, 2013

		Loyal German Shepherd attends mass every day at the church where his owner's funeral was held waiting for her to return source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(160)
		Your Fark ready headline of the day - Taiwan confiscates 435 dog penises source: rawstory.com \| share:	(54)

Tue January 15, 2013

		Dog-sharing company to expand into--wait, what the hell does that guy have on his face? source: blog.seattlepi.com \| share:	(30)
		Two dogs interrupt a soccer match with awesome cuteness source: thebiglead.com \| share:	(8)

Mon January 14, 2013

		Rare painting worth $12,000 discovered at Goodwill. Worker says he immediately knew it was special because it was the first one ever donated that didn't depict dogs playing poker source: abclocal.go.com \| share:	(58)
		Excessively drooling lost dog turns up 1,500 miles from Florida home. Owners are surprised; 'we thought the gators got him' source: duluthnewstribune.com \| share:	(29)

Sun January 13, 2013

Dog owners wearing clothes made with the fur of their dogs

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Sat January 12, 2013

Older dog teaching a puppy how to go down stairs. This is the cutest thing that you will see all day

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Fri January 11, 2013

Delaware woman had sex with a dog while her boyfriend took pics. It was supposed to be the other way around, but the dog was having trouble with the shutter and the evening just got out of control

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Wed January 09, 2013

Dog that went missing after Hurricane Sandy found by his owner, just hours before he was scheduled to be put down. All that pet dander in here, acts just like dust

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Tue January 08, 2013

		HI there I'm Ricky Bobby. And I'm Cal Naughton Jr. We like to have fun out there on the race track, but there's something we have to tell you. Packs of vicious stray dogs are controlling most of the major cities of Mexico source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(93)
		Oregon man creates hooch for your pooch source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(25)

Sun January 06, 2013

		Oldie but goodie: Dog vs. Car....GO source: wimp.com \| share:	(32)
		Are all of the neighborhood dogs barking? source: youtube.com \| share:	(35)

Sat January 05, 2013

Fri January 04, 2013

		Republican caucus welcomes new Democrats to Congress with brochures calling them Nancy Pelosi's "lapdogs" source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(168)
		Mandatory life jackets for dogs? Colorado's on it, y'all source: blogs.westword.com \| share:	(50)

Thu January 03, 2013

Naked man shot after attacking a Rottweiler and the dog's owner. Or, as it's known in Miami, "Wednesday"

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Wed January 02, 2013

Some kids remember to say a simple "Thank you" for their Christmas presents, and then there's this kid

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Sun December 30, 2012

The Pope intervenes in continuing struggle against slaughtering dogs, cats for meat in ... Switzerland?

source: thelocal.ch | share:

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Sat December 29, 2012

Your dog needs his own full-spectrum lighting to overcome Seasonal Affective Disorder. The cat is sitting in the dark laughing both of you

source: katu.com | share:

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Fri December 28, 2012

Your dog wants ballet lessons

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Thu December 27, 2012

		Have a two-minute timer on your motorcycle, ate your shark fins, sent the dogs after the pheasants, said goodbye to your prison girlfriend before she got on the bus, and are smoking the feral bacon? You're ready for 2013 source: foxnews.com \| share:	(35)
		If you managed to see Dark Knight Rises through your tinfoil helmet, you may have been shocked to notice that the words "Sandy Hook" appear in one scene. Also, aliens are coming for your dog source: naturalnews.com \| share:	(148)

Wed December 26, 2012

"Hi, my name is Clitoris Unicorn Jones and I believe I've just found your dog"

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Tue December 25, 2012

The First Dog upstages the First Lady when it comes to "The Night Before Christmas" (w/video)

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Mon December 24, 2012

(Some Guy)		Elevator designed for the obese dog. Your dog wants lots of steak source: epicweird.com \| share:	(21)
		Canadian family dog escapes customs, last seen running around Detroit. Disney buys rights to new Homeward Bound sequel source: freep.com \| share:	(28)

Sat December 22, 2012

Year-end recap of the San Jose Police blotter. Campbell: A person was hit in the face with a bag of hot dogs on Thanksgiving. (Nov. 27)

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Fri December 21, 2012

(ChipChick)		Would you spend $799 to watch your dog eat? Of course you wouldn't, but here's a dog food bowl camera, anyway source: chipchick.com \| share:	(12)
		New law would require all dogs to wear life jackets at doggy daycare pools. I predicted this would happen when Obama was re-elected source: dailycamera.com \| share:	(26)

Thu December 20, 2012

Penguins dressed as Santa...Dogs dressed like reindeer. What is this world coming to?

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Wed December 19, 2012

Proving that America is winning the Photo-arms race, here are 30 of the year's best photobombs

source: buzzfeed.com | share:

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Tue December 18, 2012

Your dog wants gravity

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Mon December 17, 2012

		Allowing dogs to run around in a city park without leashes: questionable. Doing so in a park with a disc golf course: recipe for disaster source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	(139)
		Dog gets in the Christmas mood, swallows Christmas fairy lights (w/ X-ray) source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(38)

Sun December 16, 2012

		Michigan union protesters' attack on "hot dog guy's" cart backfires, to the tune of $33,000. I love the smell of victory hotdogs in the morning source: foxnews.com \| share:	(235)
		Dog has the Best. Christmas. EVER source: youtube.com \| share:	(12)
		SyFy acquires rights to air Doctor Who spin-off about K-9, are currently looking for ways to edit out the talking robot dog and replace him with a wrestling ghost source: doctorwhonews.net \| share:	(77)

Sat December 15, 2012

		CBC bilingual dog hoax fools many media but not Dog Whisperer, César Milan. Apparently he doesn't talk to a lot of bilingual dogs. Dumbass, follow-up tags collared, sent to the dog house with naughty puppy source: metronews.ca \| share:	(41)
		The best video of dogs collecting money for the Salvation Army kettle drive you'll see this holiday season source: muskogeephoenix.com \| share:	(34)

Fri December 14, 2012

		Dog honks horn to alert humans to the horrible conditions he and a couple of cats were enduring source: sunnewsnetwork.ca \| share:	(53)
		Montreal bylaw requires all dogs to be bi-lingual. Your poodle wants Rosetta Stone source: cbc.ca \| share:	(50)

Thu December 13, 2012

The best (read: only) article about snowglobes you'll see all day. Come for the cigarette snow globe, stay for the dog poop snowglobe. Apparently glitter's watery grave is a compound word in Canada: snowglobe

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Wed December 12, 2012

		I see your Wilhelm Scream dog and give you...a ticklish camel source: youtube.com \| share:	(16)
		I can count to potato source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(18)

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