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		How to select the most appropriate wine by vintage and bouquet for your delicate palate after you slap the burgers and dogs on the BBQ. With helpful picture of wine glass full of beer  (eatocracy.cnn.com)	(33)
(Some Guy)		In an effort to get more loyal customers, bar will serve you a free steak if you buy a drink worth $4 or more. Your dog wants in on the next pub crawl  (dailytelegraph.com.au)	(49)

Scientists debating about the origin of dogs finally admit to having a major bone of contention  (livescience.com)

(24)

		The incredibly strange but true story of invisible meth labs, dogs shot dead and John McAfee, founder of McAfee Antivirus, on the lam in Belize  (gizmodo.com)	(99)
		Man's best friends best friend  (youtube.com)	(18)

		As god is my witness, I thought hot dogs could fly  (abcnews.go.com)	(44)
		Hot dog slicer cuts your kid's hot dog into perfect, choke-sized pieces  (cleveland.com)	(103)

		Dog longs to be a fireman. Possibly fire truck  (liveleak.com)	(25)
(mdj online)		After taking a public relations beating over their service dog policy, Popeye's decides to roll over  (mdjonline.com)	(13)

		Former UGA professor and CNN executive caught on tape stuffing dog poo in neighbor's mailbox  (cbsatlanta.com)	(27)
(Firedoglake)		The Breitbart awards for journalism, blogging and activism, brought to you by the letter dog and the number potato, with funding from the Heritage Foundation  (tbogg.firedoglake.com)	(63)

		The Cleveland Indians plan to boost attendance goes to the dogs  (wtam.com)	(58)
		A Girl and Her Dog Walk Across America, End Up in Guild Wars 2  (kotaku.com)	(38)

		Dogs in Russia sing the national anthem. Cats in Russia continue to maliciously vomit in shoes  (shortlist.com)	(4)
		Domesticated dogs may have been the reason why we flourished over the Neanderthals  (dailymail.co.uk)	(83)
		If you like dogs, you will love giant dogs (NSFW images below article)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(86)

		Dog has perfect pitch; wants to try out for your band  (wimp.com)	(37)
		Ever notice that when you yawn, your dog yawns with you? Now there is science to back it up. Also, bet you can't finish reading this article without yawning  (washingtonpost.com)	(53)

Obscure law makes it tough for military dogs to be adopted after service, resulting in many of them being euthanized. Asinine: They are currently classified as equipment, rather than personnel  (wsbtv.com)

(109)

(LAF)		Tim Tebow's dog is about to have an identity crisis  (lastangryfan.com)	(7)
(Some Guy)		What do a golf ball, a fish hook, a sewing needle, a toy dinosaur, a rubber duck, a Crucifix, a tennis ball, dentures, a spoon, a fork, a baby pacifier, and homework all have in common?  (newyork.cbslocal.com)	(67)

That guy next to you on the subway, shaking his leg like he's trying to remove dog crap on his shoe? Not to worry, he's just texting his wife he's running late for dinner  (news.cnet.com)

(6)

		Apparently, the idea of making misbehaving students wear those cone thingies that dogs wear so they don't chew themselves to death hasn't gotten old for teachers in Florida. Dug surrenders  (wtsp.com)	(59)
(Some Guy)		Pit bull mauls owner. Just kidding, pit bull pulls unconscious owner off of train tracks and then lays down between owner and oncoming train. Truly, the world's greatest menace  (ksdk.com)	(420)
		Because a mountain lion attacking your campground isn't [scary] enough, let's give that mountain lion rabies  (azcentral.com)	(37)

Guy puts on dog shock collar. Hilarity ensues  (youtube.com)

(59)

Hello? Yes, this is dog  (dailymail.co.uk)

(105)

(Some Guy)		Silly researchers who've never read This site gEt grant funding to figure out whAt dogs are thinKing  (techzwn.com)	(19)
(Some Guy)		When you drink, you pass out on the sofa. When you pass out on the sofa, the toddler is left alone in the backyard. When the toddler is alone in the backyard, the dog rips his clothes off. Don't let the dog rip the toddler's clothes off  (fox8.com)	(48)
		If the awesome pizza and superior hot dogs didn't convince you to come check out Chicago, perhaps this will  (chicagotribune.com)	(160)

Five dogs poisoned by antifreeze-coated fish tossed into their backyard. Fark: For the second time. Super sad: Two of them need $10,000 of dialysis to keep them alive and the owner can't afford it  (wtkr.com)

(324)

		Virtual shooting games may improve real-world accuracy. That Duck Hunt dog is still gonna laugh at you  (arstechnica.com)	(43)
		Dog to cat... 'Are you a Wizard?'  (youtube.com)	(53)
		Butler Bulldogs to leave Horizon and go be a giant killer in the Atlantic 10  (espn.go.com)	(17)
		Man arrested for having sex with girlfriend's dog held dream job - at the local humane society  (tampabay.com)	(55)
		Here is a list of the top paid "athletes" in 30 "sports" based on salaries and or prize money from 2011. Who knew eating hot dogs could earn you $218,500  (espn.go.com)	(68)
		Hello? Yes, this is dog  (techeblog.com)	(38)

		Cool: training a border collie to herd sheep. Farkin' amazing: training a border collie to herd mule deer out of Waterton Lakes National Park's townsite  (youtube.com)	(33)
		If you are going to have sexual relations with your girlfriends dog it's probably a good idea to delete the pics off your cell phone  (tampabay.com)	(102)

		Best dog ever guards his owner's bike  (liveleak.com)	(31)
		Woman comes home drunk and bites family dog. Dog bites back in self defense. No charges against the dog  (newser.com)	(49)
		Why would you put ketchup on hot dogs? That's the greatest sin of all time  (fark.com)	(567)

		Dog is my co-anchor  (blog.trutv.com)	(27)
		The state of Parenting 2012: Dear Abby, whenever my eight-year-old son loses a game, he takes his anger out by beating our dog. He'll be mad at me if I put him in therapy, so how do I convince my wife to get rid of the dog?  (news.yahoo.com)	(345)
(wsoctv.com)		South Carolina mother of the year shoots pool at 3:30AM, leaves baby in the car with dog for protection  (wsoctv.com)	(50)

		First match of the Mid-Atlantic: Devils at Flyers 3:00 - Cats and Dogs: Preds at Yotes (with Yotes up 1-0) 8:00 -- What's not to like  (games.espn.go.com)	(lots)
		Yo dog, we heard you like blind dogs, so we gave your dog a seeing eye dog  (news.yahoo.com)	(45)

(Some Guy)

My dog napped and ate all day; this dog fought off a robber and called the police  (lifewithdogs.tv)

(64)

		Old and busted: House flipping. New and disturbing: Dog flipping  (cbsatlanta.com)	(48)
		New entry in Worst. Boyfriend. Ever competition: hamster-stomping douchebag  (telegraph.co.uk)	(164)

Sure, you say you love your dog. But would you get locked into an epic tug-of-war with an eagle to protect it?  (couriermail.com.au)

(145)

		A lab mix works to help thatch the woof  (metro.co.uk)	(17)
		Owners throw $5000 wedding for dogs. Bride still a complete biatch (w/video)  (wtsp.com)	(31)

(Some Guy)		Mexicans were lined up along the streets to glimpse the Pope. This little dog thought the crowds were for him  (slyoyster.com)	(67)
(Some Guy)		Scat-sniffing dogs help in NY moose study. Zippity zappity boob boop beep  (wcax.com)	(8)

(ksdk.com)

Marcy the chihuahua adopts two motherless kittens, feeding and caring for them at the shelter while they all wait for a home. More proof that dogs are also welcome on Caturday  (ksdk.com)

(827)

		Sarah Palin comments on the Secret Service scandal. Of course, when she's not objectifying the First Lady or painting the entire protection detail with a broad brush, she's joking about how Barack Obama eats dogs  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(166)
		There might be a break in the Etan Patz case, the original "milk carton kid" who went missing in 1979  (dailymail.co.uk)	(62)
		Poodle recovering after Florida man is charged with knowingly having sex with the dog, as opposed to doing so ignorantly  (sun-sentinel.com)	(84)

		Jennifer Love Hewitt without make-up looks plainly refreshing  (dailymail.co.uk)	(85)
		PETA thinks that Obama should get a pass for eating dogs. I mean he's the messiah, his touching it elevated the dog to a higher plane of existence  (dailycaller.com)	(197)

		Years before Mitt Romney tortured his dog on the roof of a car, Barack Obama ate one, and MSNBC hosts think it's HILARIOUS  (610wiod.com)	(435)
(IndyChannel)		Woman allergic to paprika brings service dog to work where coworker allergic to dogs files complaint to prevent dog in the workplace thus causing woman to file lawsuit. The allergy Aristocrats  (theindychannel.com)	(231)

Finally realizing the error of her ways, with deep remorse Ann Romney apologizes to dog-lovers everywhere for strapping the dog to the top of the car on long trips. Just kidding, she doubles down, saying the dog loved it  (abcnews.go.com)

(281)

When your dog eats your experiment, make your dog into an experiment   (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

(33)

Dog jumps double dutch better than you, and by you I mean me  (youtube.com)

(13)

Happiest dog in the world  (youtube.com)

(42)

In need of a disturbingly cute fix? Here's Milly, the world's smallest Chihuahua (otherwise known as the ET of dogs)  (stylist.co.uk)

(139)

		New report claims more repeats will be greenlit in the future  (dailymail.co.uk)	(10)
		George, the world's largest dog, started life as the runt of the litter  (dailymail.co.uk)	(65)

(Some Guy)

Looking for a lost dog is hard enough, but when you live in Ohio, your neighbors make sure to pile on the pain  (newarkadvocate.com)

(76)

(Some Guy)

Having ended unemployment, now that it is 11%, School systems that are bankrupt, murders, gangs, and corruption. RI decides to attack the Clear and Present Danger. Fido on your lap in the car. Things stay safe for Caturday  (www2.turnto10.com)

(65)

		Does this mean that the only movies now available from Netflix will be "Air Force One," "Wag the Dog" and "Dave"?  (politico.com)	(50)
		Iraq Veteran's Amazing Job: Nick White served his country, first as a Marine, where he saw heavy combat in Iraq, and then as a Secret Service agent. Now he's kicking ass as an entrepreneur  (news.yahoo.com)	(23)

		Elderly man pets Great Dane that got loose from neighbor's house, Owner tells him not to pet her dog. Man says, "What are you going to do ... hit me?" Hilarity ensues  (tampabay.com)	(70)
(Daily Progress)		City says there must have been a reason the speed limit was lowered from 55 to 35 in 1967 but the dog ate it  (www2.dailyprogress.com)	(35)

		Kansas Supreme Court rules repeat dog molester won't have to register as a sex offender  (blogs.kansas.com)	(89)
(Tri State Homepage)		"Noble Gray II" - is it (A) the lost archduke of Lancaster, (B) the fifth largest shipwreck since the Titanic, or (C) a drunk half naked man arrested while trying to get a "dog to lick his backside"  (tristatehomepage.com)	(9)

The Dog Scouts of America: They've got badges and campouts, cookie drives and troops in 22 states  (huffingtonpost.com)

(30)

(Some Guy)

Food carts today may sell more than hot dogs, reports Ric Romero in conjunction with woman eagerly awaiting Olive Garden in town  (onlineathens.com)

(43)

Because when you see a baseball game, you definitely want your stadium food to include Cuban dishes like shrimp burgers and spicy lobster rolls instead of hot dogs and nachos  (sun-sentinel.com)

(72)

(Some Guy)		So you've got a fat dog. Do you A) Cut down on his food. B) Exercise him more. or C) Install a chair lift to haul his fat ass up the stairs. Bonus *Pic of the saddest dog in the world.*  (geekologie.com)	(59)
		Beer-drinking dog awarded a hero medal  (3news.co.nz)	(28)
(Outside)		The campfire--complete with the charred hot dogs and your stoner friend's sloppy rendition of "Comfortably Numb" on the acoustic--may be the reason homo sapiens conquered planet Earth  (outsideonline.com)	(33)
		Your wife's dog craps on the floor, do you: A) Shoot the dog B) Shoot the other dog C) Shoot the wife D) All of the above  (news.yahoo.com)	(78)

"Hello, 911? Yes, this is dog." - Basset hound saves own life by ringing emergency services  (shortlist.com)

(125)

Blind dog living in trash pile gets rescued, has sight restored, stirring up enormous dust pile in the process  (youtube.com)

(247)

America's wackiest, ugliest televangelist couple accused of stealing $50 million in charitable funds to pay for lavish lifestyle, sex scandals, and the world's most hideous wigs. Includes kill it with fire pics  (dailymail.co.uk)

(174)

(Some Anti-Wags-ers)		Medical doctors of India would like to take this moment to reassure you that despite Janani Mukherjee's claims, getting bitten by a dog does not put your child at risk of becoming pregnant with puppies  (voanews.com)	(35)
		Stray dog saves teenage girl from attack by sex offender. Seriously  (wtsp.com)	(76)

		Your dog wants a pool. Warning: slideshow, but worth it  (cbsnews.com)	(39)
(Some Guy)		Man busted for getting his little dog drunk more than four times the legal limit. Your dog wants a designated driver  (billingsgazette.com)	(24)

(TheAgitator.com)

Months later, from halfway across the country, guy finds "Lucky," the terrified dog he rescued shortly after Katrina. Adoption ensues. With before/after pics. (That's just your allergies are acting up.)  (theagitator.com)

(72)

I said, SIGN LANGUAGE MAKES HEAVY METAL MUSIC SOUND BETTER  (thelocal.se)

(29)

Russian fox taming experiment, which has gone on for 54 years, may end due to lack of funding. Miniature giraffe breeding program is still going strong  (slate.com)

(51)

Not news: Dog gets run over while chasing a car. News: It was a robot dog. Fark: In 1939  (io9.com)

(23)

(wmtw.com)

Want a purple poodle or pink pekingese? For as little as $25 you too could have a cherry Chihuahua. Your dog is feeling blue  (wmtw.com)

(49)

		Man charged after posting dog torture videos tells arresting officers that "everything shown in the videos was for entertainment purposes and that he did not think he did anything wrong"  (chicagotribune.com)	(101)
		"I don't want any trouble. If you want the dog back, go to 87th and Farragut Road, there's a note on the tree"  (nypost.com)	(32)
		Dog stays by dead tornado victim's side until she was found by rescue workers  (wptv.com)	(80)
		Chicken jerky treats can kill your dog. You know what your dog wants  (courant.com)	(69)

Not News: Dog saves owners life. Fark: FOUR TIMES  (dailymail.co.uk)

(28)

Romney mocks Obama's focus on renewable energy, saying "you can't drive a car with a windmill on it." Especially when most of your car's roof space is already occupied by your dog  (news.yahoo.com)

(172)

Man blames his trespassing on Hebrew National hot dogs  (nwfdailynews.com)

(33)

Not News: Couple spend £10,000 on cosmetic surgery. Fark: For their dog  (dailymail.co.uk)

(32)

		You've waited all winter to hear the crack of the bat and the call for hot dogs and beer. It's the start of Spring Training games at 1:05pm. Baseball is Back, Baby  (mlb.mlb.com)	(117)
(Some Guy)		Hank the cat is running for senate. His platform is to make dogs into 2nd class pets, to triple the tuna in the oceans and to make Catudays national holidays  (ibtimes.com)	(800)

(Some Honda driver)

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria... and people buying Chryslers  (wheels.ca)

(40)

Republican indicted for voter fraud for trying to register his dog as Democrat...to demonstrate how easy it is to commit voter fraud   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)

(174)

(Great Falls Tribune)		It's not a good idea to send an e-mail implying Barack Obama's mother was so drunk she could've had sex with a dog the night she conceived him. Especially if you're a US district court judge sending it from chambers  (greatfallstribune.com)	(111)
		27 puppies born over span of three days. Fark needs an "ADORABLE" tag  (dailymail.co.uk)	(55)

		Romney and Santorum are neck and neck in Michigan, which is concerning because that could lead to man on dog  (huffingtonpost.com)	(47)
		Mysterious "dog-headed pig monster" terrorizes Namibia, gives SyFy writers the title of thier next movie of the week  (msnbc.msn.com)	(70)
		L.A. County to allow dogs at restaurants, but they're not allowed to sit on chairs. Well okay then  (610wiod.com)	(58)
		Old and busted: Dumpster diving for food. New hotness: Dumpster diving for pot  (thedenverchannel.com)	(33)
		The Fox And The Hound real life version. Sadie the dog and Anuska the fox have become great friends. With the most awwww inspiring pictures you will see all day  (dailymail.co.uk)	(68)

Dog causes crash that sets truck full of meat on fire. Your dog told you he wanted steak  (pennlive.com)

(19)

Researchers studying sizes of mammals throughout Earth's periods of warmth and cold suggest global warming could make us shorter, dwarfing our other problems  (dailymail.co.uk)

(19)

The Mets finally win one. Fark: a lawsuit about hot dogs  (sports.yahoo.com)

(14)

		Dog chases a cat up a tree. Cat happens to be a mountain lion  (nbcbayarea.com)	(144)
		Ukranian parkour dog. With much wagging happy crazy jumpiness  (liveleak.com)	(19)

Quiet Lisa, the dog is talking  (latimes.com)

(55)

(NBC)		Problem: Your neighbor complains about your dogs pooping in his yard. Solution: murder him  (nbcphiladelphia.com)	(95)
		Hollywood is out of ideas: Paramount to develop feature film over one-minute YouTube video of guy talking to his dog  (variety.com)	(49)

(Some Westminster Kennel Club site)		How will the six new breeds do? Will Dachshunds finally get some love? Can you watch a dog show without thinking of Fred Willard (And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten)? Here is your Westminster Dog Show thread. *woof*  (westminsterkennelclub.org)	(222)
		You're a K-9 cop out on a call and have to send your dog to take down a robber who is in the country illegally. Do you: a) receive an award, b) accept a promotion, or c) get sentenced to 10 years in federal prison for police brutality?  (myfoxdc.com)	(146)
(Hawaii News Now)		If you're working as a dog groomer and accidentally chop off a dog's ear, don't try to glue it back, the family WILL know  (hawaiinewsnow.com)	(33)

		Bill Murray's decision not to be in Ghostbuster 3 may lead to Dan Aykroyd re-casting the role, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria  (avclub.com)	(132)
(Some Biatch)		And now, pictures of dogs underwater  (dangerousminds.net)	(40)
		All hail the Wheelbarrow of Resurrection  (seattlepi.com)	(44)

Canine blood bank helps to save other dogs in need. Your dog wants a small glass of orange juice and a sugar cookie  (seattlepi.com)

(36)

And you thought it was irksome when your co-workers were always talking about their dogs  (usatoday.com)

(68)

Microsoft developer feels bad for leaving his dog home alone all day long, creates DarwinBot with Skype, a ball launcher and a treat dispenser. Your dog wants privacy  (engadget.com)

(36)

(Some Guy)

Raw footage of a dog being rescued from icy, frozen river will warm you inside  (big106.com)

(44)

Pop quiz: A class has 29 students. Twenty students have dogs; 15 have cats. How many have both dogs and cats? If you can't answer this you are dumber than a sixth grader  (blog.al.com)

(364)

		Ever wonder what happens when you take a dog to a ping pong game?  (youtube.com)	(7)
(Chronicle of Higher Ed)		Not news: Baby tested for fear of rat, dog and monkey. News: Unafraid until accompanied by loud clang. Fark: He was probably autistic, and the shady research psychologists knew it. Ultrafark: The year was 1920  (chronicle.com)	(39)
		Dogs and cats living together. Next up: mass hysteria  (thesun.co.uk)	(29)

Court battle over cat ownership collapses after star witness dog dies  (news.stv.tv)

(16)

(Anonymous)

Anonymous exposes Ron Paul's ties to white supremacists, Nazis, Zuul, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria  (pirasec.com)

(358)

		What do an overweight dog, James Brown, a Beetle and the entire clientele of the Mos Eisley cantina have in common?  (wrcbtv.com)	(26)
		Washington, D.C. desperately needs a groundhog. No prairie dogs need apply  (washingtonpost.com)	(17)

(Vice Video)		Japanese Hair Hats shaped like dogs, wolverines, caribou and mongeese. Hey, Subby gets a chance to use the rare 'Weird' tag  (vice.com)	(8)
(Some Guy)		Walkin' your dog off leash? That's a taserin'  (hmbreview.com)	(163)
		Top Obama campaign official David Axelrod tweets picture of the President with his dog in the presidential limousine in a jab at Romney: "How loving owners transport their dogs"  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(115)

		Condo board bullies man to euthanize his pit bull - a "betrayal" of his best friend which drove him to suicide. Yep, there are no winners here. Unless you're the f**king condo board that is  (nypost.com)	(253)
(SlashGear)		It's yet another article about a Facebook "upgrade" that has people "considering" deleting their profiles. It's like tech writers aren't even trying anymore. Time to feed the dogs, Mr. Pavlov  (slashgear.com)	(65)

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