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Headlines matching 'doctors'
Fri February 10, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ABC) Fail New study finds 10% of doctors lie to patients, still promise appointments not running late  (abcnews.go.com) (6)
(Huffington Post) Interesting 9 out of 10 doctors recommend to quit inhaling your soda and just learn to swallow  (huffingtonpost.com) (7)


Thu February 09, 2012
(UPI) PSA Doctors say erectile dysfunction may be a warning -- just one that doesn't stand out  (upi.com) (12)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious This just in: Fat doctors less likely to tell you you're fat  (medpagetoday.com) (41)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Fark) Sad I had to decide to stop the doctors from feeding my dad tonight. Want to say if you Farkers have dads-bad or good, call them and say, "Hello,"; it'll be important in the end  (fark.com) (427)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The Sun) Scary Crazed doctors revive vampire baby. It's even immune to the Sun, which is there  (thesun.co.uk) (18)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious $600,000 later, doctors discover the cause of mysterious Morgellons Disease: It's all in your mind. Still no cure for cancer  (abclocal.go.com) (71)
(WTOP) Spiffy Pregnant woman's water breaks on lawn outside the hospital; doctors and nurses come to the fescue and deliver baby  (wtop.com) (35)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The Onion) Amusing Joe Paterno dies in hospital, doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow  (theonion.com) (55)


Thu January 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Cool Italian doctors discover a man admitted to their hospital was secretly a Time Lord  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (48)


Thu January 05, 2012
(The Atlantic) Sick Only 1 in 3 doctors knows to wash their hands after coming into contact with the barf/fluids of the patient they saw just before they see you. Don't worry though, last year only 100,000 people croaked as a result  (theatlantic.com) (49)


Wed January 04, 2012
(News.com.au) Followup Man to finally undergo surgery on one-meter tumor on his leg. Doctors will attempt to convert it to feet  (news.com.au) (65)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ABC) Interesting British doctors suggest not flushing toilets to reduce the spread of diarrhea along with not brushing teeth to reduce spread of cavities  (abcnews.go.com) (19)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Sam's Club, home of the 40 gallon mayonnaise drum, enormous barrels of pickles, and 50 pound sacks of deep-fried frozen meat substitute nuggets, will now offer health screenings. First recommendation from doctors will be STOP SHOPPING HERE  (wfaa.com) (75)
(Daily Mail) Cool Doctors store patients' genetic codes, in a revolutionary step toward tailoring therapies specifically to an individual, and so they have a template to help reintegrate you after the transporter splits you into good and evil duplicates  (dailymail.co.uk) (63)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Yahoo) Spiffy 21-year old man emerges from a coma just as doctors were preparing to turn him into spare parts. Reportedly told doctors he felt happy, felt like taking a walk  (news.yahoo.com) (95)


Wed December 21, 2011
(slam online) Followup Kobe Bryant says knee is 90% better. Doctors say it should completely heal since he'll no longer have to use it to beg his wife's forgiveness  (slamonline.com) (15)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Doubtful News) Spiffy Doubtful News thanks FARK for showing them the irreverent holiday story of Atheists who donated money to Doctors Without Borders  (doubtfulnews.com) (4)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Reuters) Cool Atheists donate over $180,000 to Doctors Without Borders, your move Theists  (reuters.com) (536)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Al Jazeera) Sick Witchdoctors in Tanzania have a taste for white meat  (aljazeera.com) (90)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Politiken) Asinine Doctors: Okay, let's put the NATO Secretary General here to heal his broken arm. Patient: But what about me and my incurable cancer? Doctors: How about a nice windowless office?  (politiken.dk) (57)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Silly Doctors want to add warning labels to magazine ads and billboards alerting viewers that the images of celebrities have been digitally retouched  (mnn.com) (16)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Boy's rare heart condition makes laughing potentially fatal. Doctors prescribe beta-blockers, entire DVD box set of Mr. Belvedere  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)


Tue November 22, 2011
(ABC) Video Today on "The Doctors", Shannon has painfully long labia. Bonus quote: "Almost like having testicles"  (abcnews.go.com) (76)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Daily Record (UK)) Amusing Doctors find new baby each time pregnant woman goes for scan  (dailyrecord.co.uk) (48)


Thu November 17, 2011
(nwtn today) Dumbass During domestic dispute, man hits his mother with a ham. After short medical treatment, doctors pronounce her completely cured  (nwtntoday.com) (37)


Wed November 16, 2011
(kctv5) Scary Two year old boy hospitalized after swallowing a battery. Doctors say his prognosis is positive, will soon be discharged  (kctv5.com) (51)


Sun November 13, 2011
(News.com.au) Asinine Doctors remove 80% of man's stomach to fight cancer. Here's the part that he has trouble digesting: he never had cancer to begin with  (news.com.au) (88)


Sat November 05, 2011
(ABC) Interesting Researchers find certain wine improves metabolism in obese men. Doctors say it's really a case of syrah, syrah  (abcnews.go.com) (32)


Thu November 03, 2011
(LA Times) Sad Legendary Academy Awards producer Gil Cates passes away at 77. Doctors had predicted 75, but as usual, things went a little long  (latimes.com) (16)


Wed November 02, 2011
(New Zealand Herald) Scary Doctors warn that sharing earbud headphones may lead to hearing loss, transmission of bacteria, getting hit by bus  (nzherald.co.nz) (22)
(BBC) Interesting UK doctors need a hand  (bbc.co.uk) (8)


Mon October 24, 2011
(G4TV) Cool Video games heal the sick. See they are good for something. Putting doctors out of business since 2011  (g4tv.com) (22)


Sat October 22, 2011
(CBS News) Sick A dozen pharmaceutical companies have given doctors and other healthcare providers more than $760 million over the past two years - and those companies' sales comprise 40 percent of the U.S. market  (cbsnews.com) (58)
(Daily Mail) Interesting To prevent liver disease, doctors now recommend three alcohol-free days a week. Of course, it's all on a case-by-case basis  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)

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