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Mon April 08, 2013

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		Original Doctor Who director says there's too much sexuality in the show. It's certainly not coming from the audience source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(77)

Sun April 07, 2013

		Couple throws themselves a Doctor Who themed wedding, and the groom was shocked to learn his wife's TARDIS was bigger inside than it looked source: io9.com \| share:	(49)
		Championship jockey injured in nasty fall. Doctors say he's in stable condition and on track to recovery but wager he could be saddled with chronic injuries source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(12)

		Meet the doctor who can revive heart attack patients who have been dead for hours source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(93)

Sat April 06, 2013

		Will the Doctor continue his newly discovered stalker ways? How many times will Clara die this episode? Will we find out that Luther is really a Ganger? It's Doctor Who: 'The Rings of Akhaten', 8 PM on BBC America source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	(104)
		Steven Moffat reveals what would have happened if David Tennant had stayed on for season 5 of Doctor Who. Hint: Doctor Teeth vs. the Red Menace source: bleedingcool.com \| share:	(83)

Fri April 05, 2013

No 9th Doctor for the Doctor Who 50th anniversary. That's not fantastic

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Tue April 02, 2013

Ron Jeremy checked with his doctor, is healthy enough to engage in sexual activity

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Mon April 01, 2013


		Cigarette warning labels to be used to educate about bladder cancer, although doctors warn that if you get bladder cancer from smoking, you're probably holding the cigarette in the wrong place source: foxnews.com \| share:	(19)

Sun March 31, 2013

In case last night's new episode wasn't enough, BBC America continues its celebration of the Doctors with a special on the Companions at 7 PM, followed by Jon Pertwee's premiere as The Doctor, Spearhead From Space, at 8 PM (In Color)

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Sat March 30, 2013

		How will The Doctor pick up his new 20-something set of boobs? Will there be any good souffle recipes? And why does the Doctor have a motorcycle? Are motorcycles cool now? It's Doctor Who: 'The Bells of St. John', 8 PM on BBC America source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(221)
		David Tennant & Billie Piper confirmed to return for Doctor Who 50th anniversary special source: doctorwhotv.co.uk \| share:	(66)
		Puppet doctor. Who? source: youtube.com \| share:	(13)

Fri March 29, 2013

	Doctor, I have stomach cramps. Doctor: No you have baby cramps source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(53)
	Obamacare must be repealed, because a 75 year old family doctor is retiring source: foxnews.com \| share:	(150)
(Some Guy)	Just because you are excited about the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special doesn't mean Steven Moffat is: "It's all about the next 50 years, not about the last 50 years" source: hobotrashcan.com \| share:	(106)

Thu March 28, 2013

		News: Doctor kills 7 patients Fark: to free up beds source: ksat.com \| share:	(49)
		The twelve most ridiculously embarrassing moments in Doctor Who's long history source: io9.com \| share:	(146)

Sun March 24, 2013

The eleven faces of Doctor Who

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Fri March 22, 2013

Peter Jackson is all but begging to direct an episode of Doctor Who, and his asking price is a simple Dalek. Seems fairly reasonable for ten hours of walking and five minutes of action

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Thu March 21, 2013

Google Street View inspires doctor's panoramic colon scope

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Wed March 20, 2013

50 great "Doctor-ish" moments from 50 years of Doctor Who? Why bother making the list if you're not going to include the Sixth Doctor's first line after regenerating on the list?

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Mon March 18, 2013

Apparently Americans actually like repressing minorities, destroying the social safety net, imprisoning doctors and pregnant women, and stealing your money to give it to the wealthy. We just don't like the people who are doing it

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Sun March 17, 2013

Parents: "Our child can't focus." Doctors: "We'll artificially alter their brain chemistry, even though their brain isn't even fully developed yet." Parents: "BRILLIANT." Neurologists: "About that"

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Sat March 16, 2013

		A sneak peek at the upcoming season of Doctor Who source: insidetv.ew.com \| share:	(135)
		Sashay through the sargassum and prepare for The Blood Waters of Dr. Z from MST3K season 10, a story about a Nazi fish doctor that confounds Mike, Servo, and Crow. "Did I just hear a fish strangling a guy?" source: youtube.com \| share:	(8)
		Doctor Who showrunner Steven Moffat says that the Red Menace is over for good, explains how a clear resolution to the problem was impossible to air on television because audiences are too stupid source: themarysue.com \| share:	(85)
		"Hugo Chavez's body paraded through sea of red shirts" Damnit, El Presidente, I'm a doctor not a mourner source: usatoday.com \| share:	(23)

Fri March 15, 2013

		If your doctor is wearing a suspiciously large watch, he might be filming your hoo haw source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(75)
		Why does an MRI cost $1,800 in the United States and $280 in France? Because American hospitals and doctors simply charge more. Viva non-socialized health insurance source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(259)
		Ten minor Doctor Who characters that should have been companions source: toplessrobot.com \| share:	(137)

Wed March 13, 2013

		Giving the cops a fake name after your drunken crash doesn't work as well if they're just going to take you to your workplace. Right, doctor? source: press-citizen.com \| share:	(5)
		Chiropractor charged with groping patient, still allowed to be a quack pseudo-doctor source: seattlepi.com \| share:	(45)

Sun March 10, 2013

		Vince Neil rushed to hospital after suffering kidney stones. Doctors expect he will feel good, and they will make it alright source: digitalspy.com \| share:	(46)
(WHO 37 podcast)		Subby now hosting his own Doctor Who podcast with two episodes already under his belt source: who37.com \| share:	(10)

Sat March 09, 2013

Sarah Jessica Parker's feet permanently damaged by high heel shoes, says Doctor Farrier

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Fri March 08, 2013

		Doctors trying to figure out why Kelly Osbourne had a seizure. Comes down to the timeless debate over genetics vs. upbringing source: irishexaminer.com \| share:	(32)
		Does Dalek man need to see a Doctor Who can cure his obessession? source: hertfordshiremercury.co.uk \| share:	(11)

Wed March 06, 2013

Five-year-old orphaned Chinese girl was unable to hear, speak or use sign language. Then an American doctor of audiology decided to not only adopt her, but also get her a cochlear implant. The dust, it's everywhere. w/vid

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Mon March 04, 2013

		Rite Aid now charges $45 for ten minutes of online doctor service. Perfect for men who just paid $45 for ten minutes in the front seat of a Ford source: clevelandleader.com \| share:	(12)
		California doctors are already saying "no" to Medicaid patients, and it's not even 2014 yet. Thanks, Obama source: kpbs.org \| share:	(74)

Sun March 03, 2013

Doctors say they have been able to cure a child of HIV. Still no cure for cancer

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Fri March 01, 2013

		First pics of Doctor Who's new-and-improved Ice Warriors source: blastr.com \| share:	(58)
		Planned "Sugar Ray" reunion on Carnival Cruise with Spin Doctors, Smashmouth & The Gin Blossoms cancelled, Mark McGrath explains succinctly: "that poop cruise did us no favors" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(134)

Thu February 28, 2013

Harvard doctors are spoiling everyone's fun and challenging a recent study linking being overweight to lower mortality. Damn those Harvard intellectual snobs and their "science"

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Wed February 27, 2013

University of Alabama offers middle school football player a full scholarship. Or, as an 8th grader is called in Alabama, a potential doctoral candidate

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Tue February 26, 2013

Are you in danger of spontaneously combusting? Here's a doctor's list of the risk factors that you should be aware of

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Sun February 24, 2013

		Doctor Who: Loveable misunderstood Timelord, or RUTHLESS NAZI-FIGHTING INTELLIGENCE AGENT DURING WWII? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(54)
		Tired of waiting until April for New Doctor Who? Why not try out BBC America's Doctor Who Revisited, with an encore showing of the First Doctor's 'The Aztecs' at 5 PM, Followed by the premiere of The Second Doctor's Tomb of the Cybermen at 8 PM? source: bbcamerica.com \| share:	(56)

Fri February 22, 2013

Doctor Who's first TARDIS lovingly recreated for 50th anniversary special. Also features recreated William Hartnell and co

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Thu February 21, 2013

Doctors: Smoke all you want, just quit by 44 and you'll be A-OK

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Wed February 20, 2013

		Torchwood and Doctor Who writer explains amongst other things why Miracle Day was such a failure source: starburstmagazine.com \| share:	(95)
		Doctors discover too late there's a vas deferens between a healthy testicle and a malignant one source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(90)

Tue February 19, 2013

What happens when Doctor Who fans get bored at a comic con? The break out into random acts of dancing

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Mon February 18, 2013

The ten best moments from this past weekend's Doctor Who convention, Gallifrey One

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Sat February 16, 2013

It's about time. Landmark Doctor Who story 'The Tenth Planet' finally coming to DVD with animated fourth episode

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Fri February 15, 2013

		The who's who of Doctor Who Time Lords to reunite for 50th anniversary show source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(73)
		Toddler swallows 42 magnets while left alone in the kitchen. Doctors just don't know what attracted him to the things source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(59)

Thu February 14, 2013

Lady Gaga cancels her entire tour after doctors learn her hip was torn this way

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Wed February 13, 2013

		Whovians declare the idea of comedian Sue Perkins to be first female Doctor Who "awesome," while some traditional fans insist the iconic role must be played by a man source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(252)
		Yes. The Doctor Who/My Little Pony character "Dr. Whooves" is getting its own toy source: toplessrobot.com \| share:	(118)

Tue February 12, 2013

We have here runes, fossilized animal excrement, devil worship, privateers, and a witch doctor named Waktu Lemak - in short, we have a typical Tuesday in the Telegraph obituary section

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Mon February 11, 2013

		Doctors struggle with "totally untreatable" tuberculosis in South Africa. Well, nice knowing you all source: usnews.com \| share:	(151)
		DDDoctor Who source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(46)

Sun February 10, 2013

		Remember "Watson," the computer that beat everyone at Jeopardy? Scientists are using its logic to enable it to make medical diagnoses better than a doctor can. Bonus: the computer is the size of a pizza box source: forbes.com \| share:	(54)
		Ob/gyn complains about unnamed patient's lack of punctuality on-line. To the mommy warriors, that's evidence that she's unfit to be a doctor source: news.cnet.com \| share:	(73)

Thu February 07, 2013

		Protip for doctors: When delivering a baby, try not to leave the placenta inside the woman for a further 8 weeks source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(84)
		Sunlight now linked to a lower risk of rheumatoid arthritis. Doctors still puzzled why New Yorkers extend their middle finger more fully than anyone in Florida or Arizona source: webmd.com \| share:	(2)
		The Doctor goes to Hollywood. Hollywood is cool now source: variety.com \| share:	(53)

Wed February 06, 2013

		German Education Minister caught plagiarizing, has doctorate withdrawn source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(32)
		The good news? Doctors have developed a technique that stops cluster headaches and migraines in 67% of patients. The bad news? You have to have an almond-sized electrical-stimulation device implanted in a nerve bundle behind your nose and eyes source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(54)

Tue February 05, 2013

Jonas Brothers brand whale vomit, erectile dysfunction doctor ends up stiff, and the important difference between North Dakota and South Dakota: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/27 - 2/2

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Sat February 02, 2013

		The San Diego Chargers team doctor not only has been caught violating controlled-substance regulations 108 times, but he's also facing his license being revoked by the state of California. The NFLPA has a problem with this source: espn.go.com \| share:	(19)
		Cold-hearted copper thieves steal all of the heaters from free health clinic, which can't afford to replace them. And you thought your doctor's hands were cold source: wtkr.com \| share:	(45)

Fri February 01, 2013

		Stephen King talks about his sequel to "The Shining." "But one of the things - and I'm not sure if this is going to be a problem for readers or not - is that Doctor Sleep is a sequel to the novel. It's not a sequel to the Kubrick film" source: shelf-life.ew.com \| share:	(95)
		Mississippi legislators have figured out how to shut down the state's sole abortion clinic: "The new mandate requires all doctors to have hospital admitting privileges, and every single area hospital has refused to grant them" source: jezebel.com \| share:	(253)

Thu January 31, 2013

		Doctors want to take balloons covered with spikes, stick them into your body, inflate them, and then dose you with drugs source: news.ncsu.edu \| share:	(31)
		Ron Jeremy hospitalized and it sounds like he's in pretty deep. Doctor Kandi Cummings quoted as saying "it's a hard case but I'm on top of it and banging out a solution. If anyone can pull out of it and come from behind to beat this thing it's him" source: foxnews.com \| share:	(150)
		Step 1: Prevent doctors from studying medical benefits of marijuana. Step 2: Tell the country there isn't enough evidence from doctors saying marijuana has medical benefits. Step 3: Profit? source: latimes.com \| share:	(56)

Wed January 30, 2013

FBI raids office of South Florida doctor who allegedly provided prostitutes to Sen. Robert Menendez (D'oh, NJ). Meanwhile, your doctor charges you $500 for a three-minute visit in the exam room

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Tue January 29, 2013

Erectile dysfunction doctor ends up stiffer than his patients

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Mon January 28, 2013

Doctors discuss which medical procedures they'd avoid--like going into a hospital if you've been diagnosed with dementia

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Sun January 27, 2013

		People going to doctor's office surprised to learn they were in a hospital operating room. Welcome to the wacky world of medical billing source: boston.com \| share:	(107)
		"We had a person that was doctor shopping and after we looking into it more we discovered she had 56 doctors, over 150 to 170 different scripts, and over 70 different pharmacies" source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	(170)

Fri January 25, 2013

		Exterminator charged with killing Phildelphia pediatrician, still looking for The Doctor source: newser.com \| share:	(36)
		Irish man who lost his nose to cancer will grow a new one on his arm. Doctors assure it will be quicker than just going to the olfactory source: foxnews.com \| share:	(44)

Wed January 23, 2013

		All 11 Doctors may appear in the 50th anniversary special. Even the dead ones source: geek-news.mtv.com \| share:	(157)
		Doctor Who gets a confirmed date of March 31st for part 2 of series 7 source: doctorwhotv.co.uk \| share:	(39)
		If a headline starts with "Naked Florida Man" and the story includes doctors being unable to determine what drugs he's on... welcome to your newfound celebrity status, good sir source: gawker.com \| share:	(35)

Tue January 22, 2013

New invention allows doctors to track the medication of mental patients as it flows through your body and doctors can watch you do your dirty, dirty things you whore. Kill them all. Kill them all

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Mon January 21, 2013

Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch: "How am I doing?" Doctors: Not so well

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Fri January 18, 2013

Scientist writes and sells sci-fi novels to fund his real life lightning gun research. Doctor Horrible nods approvingly

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Tue January 15, 2013

Insurance companies can ask about trampolines. Toasters come with liability responsibilities for the manufacturer. Doctors can ask you about your smoking habits. Guess which product doesn't have any of those?

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Fri January 11, 2013

		Doctor Hawking is more machine than man, now source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(72)
		Cast and crew of Doctor Who do their version of "500 Miles". Strangely uplifting and satisfying source: wimp.com \| share:	(59)

Thu January 10, 2013

Over 13,000 UK households have a telly primed and ready for Doctor Who.... series one, season one

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Wed January 09, 2013

		Protip: If the eye doctor asks you to remove your shirt and bra for an eye exam, it might not be legit source: mankatofreepress.com \| share:	(51)
		Medical tricorder soon to be used to play Star Trek doctor source: sciencedaily.com \| share:	(15)

Tue January 08, 2013

		Theorizing that one could teleport software within his own brain, Doctor Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into CES Booth 35853 to market a top secret project, known as QuantumMAN source: scienceblogs.com \| share:	(41)
		Girl saves dad's life by feeding him Jelly Babies. Write your own witty Doctor Who headlines to the right source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(27)

Mon January 07, 2013

		Steven Moffat: "I'd rather be the Doctor than Sherlock" source: radiotimes.com \| share:	(64)
		I agree that building a deathstar is an admiral goal (see what i did there?), but I'd rather there be enough doctors to go around. Over 20% go to "visiting" doctors, leaving foreign trained US citizens in the lurch source: petitions.whitehouse.gov \| share:	(4)

Sun January 06, 2013

		Special edition artwork revealed for Doctor Who DVD releases. WANT source: doctorwhonews.net \| share:	(40)
		To celebrate the show's fiftieth year, the BBC has commissioned several authors to write short stories focusing on every incarnation of Doctor Who source: digitalspy.com \| share:	(64)

Sat January 05, 2013

		The flu tsunami has hit America. Open your mouth wide for the doctor and see if you're infected. If you were not vaccinated... well then, Buh bye source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(284)
		Subs S/O needs help coming up with a roller derby name. Her stats: she's black, 36 DD and loves Doctor Who source: fark.com \| share:	(79)

Fri January 04, 2013

Doctor eats world's hottest curry, starts seeing demons

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Thu January 03, 2013

Britain's Royal Mail will be releasing Doctor Who stamps to commemorate the show's 50th anniversary, expect stamps featuring the Fourth Doctor and the Tenth Doctor to go for an overinflated price compared to what they're really worth

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Wed December 26, 2012

Dystextia: Unintelligible text messages could be sign of stroke say doctors, or you're too lazy to type properly. Here comes the science

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Tue December 25, 2012

With the Red Menace over, The Doctor is sad because he has to star in his own show again. Will Intergalactic Lesbians, a redesigned TARDIS, and his new companion's lovely Dalek Bumps be enough to cheer him up in Doctor Who: "The Snowmen"?

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Mon December 24, 2012

Doctor finds a 77 pound ovarian tumor, immediately issues an order to cease and de-cyst

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Thu December 20, 2012

		Blowout fractures, the loss of teeth, and third-degree burns requiring amputation and skull transplants; a doctor diagnoses the Home Alone burglars. AAAAARRRGGHHHHHHHH source: theweek.com \| share:	(30)
		A Hawaiian High School Orchestra raises $30,000 for doctors in Africa, but people from a church worked on the setup? Never fear, The First Amendment FUD Brigade is there to make sure this atrocity doesn't happen again source: hawaiireporter.com \| share:	(247)