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Headlines matching 'district attorneys'
Wed May 23, 2012
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(ESPN) Followup The four men that beat this guy outside Dodger Stadium? They will NOT face felony charges. Only in California  (espn.go.com) (27)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Strange Georgia's top racketeering investigator assigned to investigate kids cheating on school tests. All other organized crime to be solved by that mean old lady who teaches third grade  (ajc.com) (42)


Wed April 25, 2012
(New York Daily News) Asinine Bodega clerk arrested after refusing to sell booze to a minor  (nydailynews.com) (108)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious NY Judge rules that your "tweets" belong to Twitter and not you, which means prosecutors don't need a warrant before obtaining them, even if you've "deleted" them  (news.yahoo.com) (44)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup There might be a break in the Etan Patz case, the original "milk carton kid" who went missing in 1979  (dailymail.co.uk) (62)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Reporters and gun knowledge doesn't mix: "The female suspect, McClain, was described by witnesses at the scene as a black female carrying a small caliber pistol, possibly a 9mm"  (gma.yahoo.com) (340)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Bicyclist who ran down SF pedestrian fails to impress the internet by telling his side of the story  (news.yahoo.com) (317)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Minding The Campus) Scary You know those Ivy League schools that produce the most prominent lawyers, politicians and judges in the country? Turns out their student governments are run like police states and their student tribunals like kangaroo courts  (mindingthecampus.com) (76)


Wed March 28, 2012
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Interesting Fruit on the bottom. Oxycontin on top  (nbclosangeles.com) (34)


Fri March 23, 2012
(some dummkopf cop) Fail Motorcycle cop purposely rear-ends convertible, ends up face-down/boots-up in back seat, and presses charges against driver -- but didn't count on witnesses and incriminating video turning up (bonus: not his first deliberate rear-ending)  (laweekly.com) (158)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Escalades have a lot of features but babysitting 11-week old twins while you shop is not one of them  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)
(PennLive) Asinine Apparently Jerry Sandusky's admission of guilt to one of his alleged victims' mothers wasn't a detail worth mentioning to the case investigator  (pennlive.com) (60)
(CNN) Dumbass High school drug counselor accused of giving students a safe space to have sex with each other. And then videotaping them  (cnn.com) (35)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Buffalo News) Dumbass Man throws bowling ball, strikes teenager in face. Mark it zero  (buffalonews.com) (53)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Nola.com) Fail Would you jump off the middle of a 24-mile-long bridge into a freezing, choppy lake to avoid a field sobriety test? If it was your 8th DUI, you might  (nola.com) (41)


Fri March 09, 2012
(TBO) Ironic "Mayoral candidate who was barred from city hall after being accused of trying to force his opponent from the race with a secretly recorded video of him getting a topless lap dance collected the most votes in the election"  (www2.tbo.com) (8)


Wed March 07, 2012
(LA Times) Stupid Old-and-busted: Politicians stuffing rallies with paid supporters. New hotness: Politicians paying supporters to click on their YouTube videos  (latimes.com) (25)


Sat March 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Police looking for stolen iPads seize 750 pounds of meth, with a street value of $34 million, or two months of AT&T data charges  (paloaltoonline.com) (56)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Boston Herald) Stupid Lawyer: My clients cannot be charged with a hate crime for beating up a gay man simply because they are lesbians  (bostonherald.com) (233)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Sick Grandmother earns special place in hell for running her nine-year-old granddaughter to death for eating candy bars. Stepmom watches  (gadsdentimes.com) (180)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Female teacher caught having sex with student in her office bathroom. With "judge for yourself" pic  (aspentimes.com) (180)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Statesman) Fail Crime lab that can give drug test results before actually running tests raises a few eyebrows  (statesman.com) (63)
(The Chattanoogan) Fail Borrowers defaulting on their payday loans? Send them fake court papers and wait for them at the county courthouse. The real courthouse people won't mind, will they?  (chattanoogan.com) (85)


Mon February 06, 2012
(610 WIOD) Interesting District Attorney investigating the goddamn BAT vans  (610wiod.com) (30)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Morning Call) Spiffy Dust off all the usual comments, it's time for today's hot teacher with teen student story. Seriously, can we get a tab for these?  (mcall.com) (178)

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