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10 headlines found matching 'dispatchers'
Wed June 29, 2016
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
As a reminder for drunken boaters out there during this coming holiday weekend, as tempting as they may be, children do not make good boat ramps
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Tue June 14, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
FBI director James Comey highly confident that the rest of us need to be put under surveillance because of the actions of Some Jerk. Or because if his job is to look for needles in haystacks, there's no job security like making the haystack bigger
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Wed June 08, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Never get in a land war in Asia, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, and never, ever go against a mom in tug of war
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Broncos wide receiver was conveniently wearing GoPro camera during fight with girlfriend
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"A man who goes by the name of Pork Chop was up to his ears in stress Wednesday, so he buried his boss up to the waist with a front-end loader, according to an arrest report"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police spokesman: "We can tell you that meth may make you go to your workplace, barricade yourself in a bathroom, strip naked and refuse to come out"
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Bad: You hit a person with your car. Worse: You leave the scene of the crash. Fark: You stop to check the damage and your car rolls over you, pinning and killing you
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
With all the bad cop stories, sometimes you just need a story about a good cop who saved the life of a young girl, and just attended her college graduation
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Gunbarrel, Co man who shot another man in the buttocks who confronted him about leaving pounds of peanuts in the park for squirrels as a danger to kids with nut allergies said he does it to commune with the spirits of his dead parents. We good now?
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
FedEx worker in Memphis falls asleep while loading plane, ends up in Lubbock, Texas
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