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73 headlines found matching 'dinner'
Mon June 26, 2017
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
For the first time in nearly two decades, the White House did not host an iftar dinner to commemorate Ramadan
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You witness a shooting in a restaurant with your daughter. Do you a) duck for cover under the table b) run out the emergency door c) order the suspect to the ground and keep him there until police arrive. Fark: WITHOUT A WEAPON
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Mon June 19, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Alternate juror for the Cosby speaks out about the deliberation process, "We had a hard time deciding where to go for dinner"
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Sun June 18, 2017
(thegoodstuff.com)
 
 
 
Did your family forget to make plans for Father's Day dinner? Or, worse yet, expect you to slave over a hot grill tonight? Here's a list of 100 places where dads can eat free, including a free plate of wings from Hooters
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Sat June 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The casino is sorry, but your $43 million jackpot cannot be paid due to a slot machine malfunction. Please accept this $2.25 in cash and a coupon for a free steak dinner. So... we're good now?"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Should a woman offer to pay half of the restaurant bill on a date?
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The three bottles of fridge wine you should ALWAYS have ready to enjoy this summer while watching the ballgame, chopping up vegetables for dinner, or commenting in vibrant Politics threads
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Oh boy. Recording leaked of Australian PM impersonating Trump. This will not end well
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Wed June 14, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
This just in: Colin Jost is dating Scarlett Johansson
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Mon June 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek recalls when Donald Trump hit on her: "I told him I had a boyfriend"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman finds 9mm Glock... er, guac
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Fri June 09, 2017
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
James Comey's testimony definitively demonstrated one thing: politicians like to have dinner with top law enforcement officials
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Christie defends Trump's demands for "loyalty" from Comey at a private dinner as "Normal New York conversation". Which is completely true, if you are a New Yorker who also happens to be, say, IN THE MAFIA
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The bromance between Obama, Trudeau is back on after candlelight dinner date in Montreal
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Mon June 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump has invited six GOP lawmakers to dinner this week including frequent Administration critics Sen Marco Rubio and Tom Cotton. No word on whether the Marine band will play "The Rains of Castamere" afterwards
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Scam alert - If the waiter overseas asks if you want to pay in your home currency, just say no
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A picture is worth a thousand words ... or the impeachment of a president
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Thu May 18, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A photographer waited in a river every night for four years to get that perfect beaver shot. Apparently nobody ever told him about the internet
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Some people want to hurt Trump" Not least of which is Trump himself
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Mon May 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
TV dinners allowed women to reduce their chore time from 4 hrs in the 1960s to 45 mins today - they really can't be beat. "I have never plucked a chicken and perhaps my children will never chop salad. All this saves time - serious amounts of time"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can't save money for a house? Property tycoon says a good start is cutting out your $4 a day coffee habit and yearly vacation
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Wikileaks offers $100,000 bounty on the Trump-Comey tape
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump, "It depends on what your definition of loyalty is." We officially have a mob boss as president
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The law firm that wrote Donald has "no Russian income (with some exceptions)" has a Moscow office, Clapper claps back on the Comey dinner and Snekretary bares his fangs. It's time for a Friday cocktail and Rachel Maddow, 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Comey at me bro
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Huh. Apparently, Trump wasn't honest about his dinner with Comey. Who'da thunk it?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh, this is getting good, and it's not going to end well
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Comey claims Trump demanded loyalty from him at that dinner and he demurred
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Brantford Expositor)
 
 
 
Boss - de plane - I am the god of tits and wine - de plane
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
After conversation with Tiger Woods at Masters Champions Dinner in Augusta, Jack Nicklaus has changed his mind, believes Tiger won't make it back to challenge Jack's record for victories in majors. "We talked about how much he hurt"
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For those who missed it, an annotated transcript of the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Because jokes are so much more hilarious when you have the notes explaining the reference
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Sun April 30, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"You continue to fact-check the president, as if he some day may get embarrassed"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Empty seats at PA rally seem to betray Trump's claim of record breaking crowd
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump whines the "fake" media is refusing to list his accomplishments
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's Nerd Prom time again. Will Donald Trump live tweet the festivities? Will he send Hasan Minhaj to Guantanamo? Will everyone be watching Samantha Bee instead? This is your 2017 White House Correspondents' Dinner thread, 9:30PM ET on C-SPAN
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah: 'Come for vacation, leave on probation.' Not quite as snappy as 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "I'm going to have dinner with SCOTUS." SCOTUS: "You never formally invited us to have dinner with you, what gives?" Donald Trump: "I have to be at the Mar-a-Lago golf course in 26 minutes"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez says she threw out the first pitch to A-Rod
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Sat April 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to hold rally on night of correspondents dinner because that'll make Trump feel better and then nobody will watch it on TV mainly because it's not broadcast. That'll fix 'em
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mike Pence says he went outside to look at the North Koreans on the other side of the DMZ so they could "see the resolve in my face"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin says Jesus wasn't available so Trump had to invite Ted Nugent and Kid Rock; ergo, Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity
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Wed April 19, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing, just a picture of former National Security Advisor Flynn having dinner with Vladimir Putin, Russian intelligence and business figures, and *dramatic sting*...Jill Stein
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Sun April 16, 2017
(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Not all snacks have to be full of sugar or salt or fat or other unhealthy stuff. Snack Food Sunday is looking for something healthly to munch on before chowing down on the 5,000 calorie Easter dinner
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Tue April 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ahead of his trip to Moscow, Sexy Rexy decides to pre-order the Polonium Kiev for the State Dinner
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Muslim 'Daily Show' comedian who says Trump is a "straight up" racist is disappointed the president won't come see him host this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. Go figure
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(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey dumps younger dancer boyfriend due to his insane jealousy over her ongoing relationship with ex Nick Cannon, plus her "sneaking suspicion" that he was using her for fame
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
A restaurant review of surpassing viciousness...for a €600 dinner at a restaurant run by a Michelin-starred chef. For example, the gratinated onions dish: "It is mostly black, like nightmares, and sticky, like the floor at a teenager's party"
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Circa)
 
 
 
Its all fun and games 'til you put spaghetti on a pizza
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump had dinner at the White House last week with Rush Limbaugh and his wife, and Fox News host Jeanine Pirro. But everyone should be just as cool with this as they were with Obama's private dinners with Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann
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Mon April 03, 2017
(9 News)
 
 
 
Man jumps a fence to attempt to pet a sleeping lion at the Denver Zoo, ends up getting cited for trespassing and is lucky he didn't end up the lion's dinner
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Sun April 02, 2017
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Wondering how business has been for the North Carolina restaurant that banned kids?
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House staff announce they will sit out the Correspondent's Dinner as a show of solidarity with Trump. Makes you wonder if it was by choice or threat
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forbes Magazine says Donald Trump's net worth has dropped by $1 billion over the past year. Trump says no problem, I'll just take trips to Mar-a-Lago twice every week and start holding state dinners there
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
This weekend, you paid Trump the approximate cost of 500,000 Meals on Wheels for a "Veterans Affairs meeting" in Mar-a-Lago. Only it seems he forgot to bring the VA secretary. Or even to schedule the meeting
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Lunch Lothario strikes again, ditching a woman after ordering steak, Caesar salad, side of shrimp, glass of Pinot and a baked potato at BJ's in Pasadena: "He's not out there. Is this a first date?"
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Fri March 17, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tony Romo earned a $64.11 bonus from the Dallas Cowboys for taking seven snaps in 2016. Which is not even enough to take a family of four for a rib dinner at Tony Roma's
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "American Legion's Testicle Festival urges you to 'come have a ball'"
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Thu March 16, 2017
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Cincinnati restaurant owner will buy every Northern Kentucky undergrad a free steak. But there's just one catch - Northern Kentucky needs to beat Kentucky on Friday
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Mon March 13, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has hired two Florida fundraisers. Nudge nudge, wink wink
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans phoned in nearly 2 billion takeout orders last year, as we continue to not get near the stove or off the couch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grandpa Munster says the Trumps were "gracious and warm" during dinner at the White House and everything was fine, just fine, and there is no reason to suspect otherwise
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Tue March 07, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin admits he doesn't know how much more people can take of his Trump imitation, ergo he may retire his SNL impression
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Sun March 05, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Before putting your own hair in your meal for a free dinner always make sure the security camera is not on you before complaining
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(Metro)
 
 
 
County Durham pub unveils Britain's biggest steak dinner - 220 oz of beef for $150. It's on the same stunt menu as Britain's largest mixed grill and "a kebab sandwiched between two chicken parmos"
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trump vs. Trump. FAKE FIGHT
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Fri March 03, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tom Jones says if Elvis found out that he was dating Priscilla he'd be all shook up
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin is very open to the idea of playing Trump at the annual White House Press Correspondents' dinner, in fact, he's actually lobbying for the position
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leaving no stone unturned, Trump spokeswoman completely fabricates a "thing we say in the South"
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Mon February 27, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
So what was the motive for Mama June to lose so much weight? How about get revenge on Sugar Bear? Well eating a lot of Golden Crisp cereal will make you big
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
A "highly placed source" tipped a blogger that Trump would eat at Trump Hotel's BLT Steak last night, but he accidentally revealed Trump is history's greatest monster: "Trump had a well-done aged New York strip. He ate it with catsup"
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Looking for that special night out with your loved one? New medical company offers dinner and a live dissection
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The last president to skip the White House Correspondents' Dinner only did so because he'd just been shot in the chest. And he still picked up the phone and called in
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald and Ivanka Trump, Nigel Farage, and Rick Scott walk into a bar, at the hotel Trump now illegally owns, while the official WH press pool members were kept in vans outside and not allowed to leave. Sorry, the only joke is that he's president
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