Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'dinner'

Headlines matching 'dinner'

Fri February 10, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Advocate)		Obama LGBT dinner expected to raise a fabulous $1.5 million dollars (advocate.com)	(28)

Thu February 09, 2012

(wptv.com)

An officer pulls you over after you stole $500 worth of jewelry. Do you a) Toss it out the window b) Go out guns blazing c) Hide it in that hot, delicious General Tso's chicken you just bought as a victory dinner (w/pic) (wptv.com)

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Tue February 07, 2012

		Judge orders man to go on a date with his wife. Man expected to file lawsuit alleging infringement of his 8th Amendment rights (sun-sentinel.com)	(57)
(WMAL.com)		Where Right Meets (Far Far) Left - Tucker Carlson Describes His Super Bowl Sunday Dinner With The Weather Underground (wmal.com)	(98)

Sun February 05, 2012

The Patriots have been adhering to a strict diet this past week, and for last night's dinner, they were given a choice of steak or fish. Naturally, Tom Brady had the lasagna (tmz.com)

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Sat February 04, 2012

Let citrus turn your next dinner into a lemon party (suntimes.com)

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Tue January 31, 2012

Why not spice up your stale sex life with some hot threesomes between you, your husband and your 15 year old cousin? Apart from the court case and the awkward family dinners of course (stuff.co.nz)

(70)

Wed January 25, 2012

East Haven, CT Mayor responds to arrest of 4 police officers charged with profiling and harassment of Latinos with: A) Defense of officers B) Plan to redeem police force to Latino Community C) He will be eating tacos for dinner (With video) (blog.sfgate.com)

(118)

Fri January 20, 2012

Look, people. Stop repeating the lies. The Concordia's captain did *not* flee his ship right after the crash. He ordered a nice dinner with his girlfriend first while supplies were falling off the kitchen shelves. Michael Brown nods approval (cnn.com)

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Wed January 18, 2012

(Hundred Black Out)

What happens when a creepy albino guy shows up at a casino with a 1000 stuffed animals? A) He gets 86ed B) He gets a comp C) He takes them to dinner D) All of the above (hundredblackout.com)

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Sun January 15, 2012

RIAA on SOPA outrage: "It sure seems like the deck is stacked to ensure no meaningful or balanced debate occurs on an issue that is very important to American jobs and our economy" (politico.com)

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Thu January 12, 2012

Cops. It's what's for dinner (indystar.com)

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Wed January 11, 2012

Boy snags giant crayfish suitable for Christmas dinner, your nightmares (stuff.co.nz)

(75)

Tue January 10, 2012

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. The cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such sport, and for dinner he swallowed a spoon (myfoxdc.com)

(22)

Fri January 06, 2012

(96.1 Kiss)

For the lovers out there, the Pittsburgh Zoo is offering an Adults Only Valentines Dinner with exotic animal mating presentation (961kiss.com)

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Tue January 03, 2012

The bride's family pays for the wedding, the groom's for the rehearsal dinner, and the best man buys strippers for the bachelor party. But who supposed to pay for the bridalplasty? (abcnews.go.com)

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Thu December 29, 2011

Obama tries to gain the favor of Politics-tab Farkers by eating a dinner that includes bacon-wrapped pork loin. This might be the one thing bacon can't do (thehill.com)

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Sun December 25, 2011

Can the Bears halt their free-fall into mediocrity? Will the Packers bounce back from the end of a perfect run? Will anyone still be sober after gallons of after-dinner spiked egg nog? Tune in for Christmas NFL action at 8:20 ET on NBC (sports.yahoo.com)

(1096)

Sat December 24, 2011

(Some Cooking Guy)

Subby'll be having Rosemary Garlic Prime Rib, caramelized carrots, asparagus w/ hollandaise sauce, steamed broccoli, mashed potatoes and Yorkshire pudding for Christmas dinner. What are you having? (primetimesteakhouse.com)

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Fri December 23, 2011

Morgan Freeman and Billy Baldwin offer up dinner dates for charity auction. You are now reading this headline in Billy Baldwin's voice. Wait a minute... that's not right (starpulse.com)

(20)

Wed December 21, 2011

(Some Guy)

Want to pay off someone's layaway for toys? Totally okay. Want to prepare dinner for shut-ins and deliver them on Christmas Day? HOLD THE FARKING PHONES (billingsgazette.com)

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Mon December 05, 2011

Is that a candlelight dinner in your pants or are you just happy to see me? (upi.com)

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Thu November 24, 2011

(Happy Turkey Day)	"I was making ziti with the meat gravy, and I'm planning to roast peppers over the flames and I had some beautiful cutlets, cut just right, that I was going to fry up before dinner as an appetizer." 50 great food moments in film (newyork.timeout.com)	(114)
	Couple has cow-themed wedding, including tractor, and roast beef for dinner. Oh, now we see why (dailymail.co.uk)	(38)
	Kirk Douglas was dishing turkey dinner at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday. Dare we suggest that 94 never looked so good? (pics) (bittenandbound.com)	(58)
(TheFW.com)	It turns out that everything having to do with Thanksgiving, from the first dinner to the pumpkin pie on the table, is total and utter bulls*#t. Happy Thanksgiving (thefw.com)	(79)

Tue November 22, 2011

When you go to Thanksgiving dinner, be sure to share this advice with your parent, in-law, sister, roommate's mom, or whoever. Report back to Fark on Friday (boston.com)

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Tue November 15, 2011

Q: What is the best wine for Thanksgiving dinner? A: Lots (reuters.com)

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Sun November 13, 2011

It takes balls to sing an 'Occupy' song at a dinner for world leaders. It takes skill to do it for 40 minutes and not be noticed (rawstory.com)

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Tue November 08, 2011

		Evidently, asking a stranger out to dinner is harassment. Every FARKer who has ever left the basement and asked a girl out should panic (politico.com)	(198)
		The Hannibal Lecter show lands on NBC. Here's hoping for a cross-promotion where he has Whitney Cummings for dinner (shortlist.com)	(65)