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37 headlines found matching 'detectives'
Mon December 11, 2017
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when all you had to worry about was your babysitter stealing from your change bowl and raiding the liquor cabinet while you were out?
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Fri December 08, 2017
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Thief steals frozen dogs awaiting cremation in Bradenton, FL
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Thu December 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Santa Barbara Sheriff's department *just happened* to find a complaint filed in 1993 by Corey Feldman to report sexual assault. Problem is, back then the department didn't take him seriously
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Detectives may be able to obtain DNA sample of Zodiac killer. Strictly coincidence that Ted Cruz' upcoming vacation only includes stops in non-extradition nations
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Tue November 28, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police in Germany identify radioactive playing cards at a restaurant. They were tipped off when somebody played a three-eyed jack
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Thu November 16, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When breaking into homes, it's best if you do not leave your resume at one of the crime scenes and your cell phone in another
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
It's OK, everyone. Not all of the 200 containers deputies found at this drunk man's home had explosive substances in them. Some just had "bodily fluids"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Local News)
 
 
 
Hooker shoots victim twice in the head because he is performing oral sex wrong. I didn't know there would be a test
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Wed November 08, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
I'll have 3 Boston Creme donuts, some Munchkins, some heroin, some meth and a large coffee
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Irony awakens after fire breaks out at factory owned by maker of Grenfell Tower's cladding
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Couple arrested after their son becomes a pillow biter
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Fri November 03, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man killed in Sanford's fifth shooting this week. Jeez, Lamont, do something already
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Thu November 02, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Babysitter kidnaps boy, convinces ex-boyfriend the child was theirs, may not have thought her plan through
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Wed November 01, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
DNA does not work that way
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Mon October 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Louisiana Supreme Court, who are apparently BIG comma aficionados, rule that when a suspect said to cops "just give me a lawyer dog" it wasn't clear whether he was invoking his right to counsel or thought he was in a Disney movie with talking animals
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Thu October 26, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets arrested for stealing pavers, threatens to sue because she hurt her back while stealing them
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Sun October 22, 2017
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Are those three T-bone steaks in your shorts or are you just happy and oddly shaped?
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Sat October 21, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police looking for a hairy-handed gent, who ran amok in Kent. Investigation to move to Mayfair
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Even on Fark, the words "sex toy" and "day care" should never appear in the same headline. SFW video
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Parents hopping mad after gym teacher chokes students with jump rope
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Murder suspect: I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Google Street View
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Support your local police by making their jobs easier. Especially by texting them that you're a drug dealer
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(Delmarva Now)
 
 
 
Rural Maryland county executive and Trump-supporting sheriff have arrested and will prosecute criminals to the fullest extent of the law who protested local civil war monument by writing on the sidewalk - in chalk
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested in killer clown cold case. In 1990, she dressed as a clown and killed the wife of her future husband. She would have gotten away with it if it weren't for the big floppy shoe imprint on the body
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Your cop uncle is out of town. Do you 1. Wear his uniform to impress your girl | 2. Take his patrol car and pull over people | Spoiler Alert: Both
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Authorities shocked people would steal defibrillators from a shopping mall. Two men and one defibrillator have been charged
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Fri September 22, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house. And you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, why is that strange woman rifling through my refrigerator while wearing my wife's clothes?
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
White person who painted WHITE POWER and swastikas all over the neighborhood will not be charged with a crime
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Thu September 07, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
11-year-old finds gun, shoots himself. Police say parents need to teach kids to be more careful, point it at other people
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If you're running a fraternity where underage drinking is allowed, don't draw attention to yourself by installing an indoor waterfall on the upper floor of your frat house
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Body found in Ontario fridge identified as Indy Jones, Jr. Sacre' bleu
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Wed August 30, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
You won't get too far when you rob and kidnap an undercover officer during a drug sting
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thieves dig into cellar from Paris catacombs to steal €250,000 of wine. French stereotypes trifecta in play
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman found dead in car at It's Not Dead Festival
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Wed August 23, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, a carjacking is foiled by the world's most effective automotive anti-theft device: the manual transmission
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Fri August 18, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida detectives hot on the trail of stolen van will not disclose their methods, although those methods apparently don't include 'check the tollbooths it keeps driving through'
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Near as I can figure, there's only one way to know what cocaine smells like. And these cops say they know what cocaine smells like
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