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Wed March 17, 2010
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(azfamily.com) Hero Dad leaps from a second story window and shoots his daughter's boyfriend in the groin when he sees him beating her up, guaranteeing whoever dates her in the future will always get her home before curfew  (azfamily.com) (308)

Tue March 16, 2010
(New York Daily News) Asinine NYPD detectives getting hours of overtime to retrieve their unmarked cars from the impound lot after the NYPD tows them. Brilliant  (nydailynews.com) (47)

Sat March 06, 2010
(SeattlePI) Amusing Undercover cop spends $16,835 on more than 130 lap dances without making a single arrest  (seattlepi.com) (50)

Fri March 05, 2010
(First Coast News) Dumbass News: One man shot in shoulder by another man. News+: After "ramming each other like bumper cars" in road rage. Fark: "It is unclear at this time which driver was shot" according to the Police Detectives  (firstcoastnews.com) (21)

Thu February 25, 2010
(BBC) Scary "The first is that he was wearing a gold watch on his wrist, the second is a green tattoo on his left hand which she believes may have been a frog, and third, the offender dribbled saliva profusely during the attack"  (news.bbc.co.uk) (17)

Tue February 16, 2010
(ABC News) Hero News: Lawyer for crook calls detectives to turn in item his client stole. Fark: a 30" Newtonian reflector telescope  (ksat.com) (75)

Fri February 05, 2010
(Some Guy) Sick Police obtained search warrants for the bowel movements of a suspected drug dealer in Weymouth on Monday after he allegedly swallowed 20 bags of heroin and cocaine. Talk about a sh*tty job  (morningsun.net) (40)

Fri January 29, 2010
(Contact Music) Silly Sandra Bullock hires pet detective. Alllll-Righty then  (contactmusic.com) (41)

Thu January 28, 2010
(Some Poor Teacher) Dumbass High school teacher offers hot girl $100 to disrobe in classroom. When she refuses, he does the only polite thing: he doubles the offer and throws in a free ShamWow  (badjocksnews.com) (405)

Fri January 22, 2010
(Some Guy) Scary Comcast employee stabbed in neck, rushed to hospital, surgery scheduled for next Tuesday sometime between 8am and 5pm  T-Shirt  (wfsb.com) (72)

Thu January 21, 2010
(WXYZ Detroit) Amusing Fake cop arrested by fake prostitute  (wxyz.com) (70)

Sat January 09, 2010
(Some Caped Crusader) Obvious It looks like Batman really is better than Superman after all; a copy of Detective Comics #27 is expected to fetch the highest price ever for a comic book at an upcoming auction  (digitalspy.co.uk) (54)

Tue December 22, 2009
(AJC) Followup Police: Foreigner behind Auschwitz sign theft, must have been cold as ice to commit such a crime, play head games with authorities  (ajc.com) (95)

Thu December 17, 2009
(Petoskey News-Review) Sad Woman, 24, commits suicide by jumping off Mackinac Bridge in Michigan. "Apparently, she was depressed. That's the number one reason for suicide," says top-notch detective  (petoskeynews.com) (155)
(Wall Street Journal) Scary Obama warns that if Congress doesn't pass Obamacare, the nation's going to go bankrupt. What he didn't mention is that if we don't reduce the deficit and cut spending it's going to go bankrupt regardless  (online.wsj.com) (215)

Tue December 08, 2009
(Some Guy) Spiffy Boy scout thrilled to earn his "boning the den mother" merit badge  (bnd.com) (191)

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