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Fri February 24, 2017
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bankrupt tropical nation sends cross-country skier to Finland to compete at the World Championships, despite his never having seen snow in person before. Let's see how that went
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Calphalon recalls 2 million kitchen knives because blades should not be breakaway
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Beer thief keeps returning to the same store to steal cases of Budweiser. Not sure if this deserves a hero or sick tag, so we'll just call him sad
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
11-year-old girl has a prosthetic arm which she decides to put to good use and deliver instant payback to bullies
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(PSFK)
 
 
 
Design students create a vision for better prison furniture, and hey, I kinda like that daybed
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's aides are using special tactics to keep him off Twitter, starting with no tweeting within eight hours of watching anything on CNN
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Travelling in Pennsylvania and want to visit something unique? Here are the 9 weirdest museums in the state. Any other odd museums there or anywhere else make recommendations to the right, please
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
President Bannon admits his Cabinet nominees were selected to destroy their agencies: "If you look at these Cabinet nominees, they were selected for a reason, and that is deconstruction"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea decides to bite the hand that feeds it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman carrying baby without a brain decides to carry baby to term to donate the organs. Sad tag tearfully gives way to Hero
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Meet the NYC man behind Sean Spicer's desperately needed suit makeover
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart to star in movie being described as "Armageddon underwater." Shut up and take my money
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Wed February 22, 2017
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Off-duty LAPD cop decides he wants high school students to get off his lawn, so he calls a girl "the c word," assaults another kid, and pulls out his gun and fires it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian Supreme Court sees how we handle Trump, decides it would like to try things out against Putin
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ) thinks you can smuggle nukes into the US in bales of marijuana. Exactly how big does he think bales of marijuana are? And can I designate my house as an official Mexican Islamic Terrorist Nuclear Depot?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An EPA staffer (probably soon to be former) blasts Trump's new EPA boss Scott Pruitt's first speech as "condescending and hypocritical"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angry, uncooperative, dirty, stingy jerks descend on Pittsburgh, but at least they were probably late
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Lance Stephenson uses an inspirational quote to describe his career. Facepalm: It was Michael Jordan's that he tried to pass on as his own
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police report puts $500,000 price tag on Tom Brady's missing Super Bowl LI jersey. Because nothing dissuades a thief or a fence like a large valuation on the hot property
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Netflix to start airing new MST3K episodes in the not-too-distant future
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
BMW unveils hoverbike based on a lego design *Do not read while sitting in traffic in your 2006 Honda Civic*
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It turns out that those silica packs that come in almost everything have lots of uses, besides being tasty that is
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Despite anecdotal evidence of Detroit recovering thanks to wave of hipsters moving downtown and starting innovative new businesses, the data still shows serious problems for Motor City, highlighted by increasing inequality
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The five episodes of Archer that serve as the perfect introduction to the show. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
While the movie may have tanked, the soundtrack to Fifty Shades Darker is doing well
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drunk driver crashes through railings at pedestrian crossing and flips car onto roof in front of police station on one side of the street, rescued by firemen from fire station on the other side of the street - TA-DAH
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Mon February 20, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vitaly Churkin, Russian Ambassador to the United Nations, dies at his desk. No umbrella was found
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Even the damn 'Wheaton' tag gets used more than this one but when you have thousands of Japanese dudes wearing just loincloths competing for the country's annual Naked Man title, it's not only appropriate but mandatory (SFW)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Could somebody tell Beyonce that having a baby isn't a miracle and being a mother doesn't make you goddess?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Media notices that Trump's revised travel ban is essentially the same as the last one. No, it is actually different, according to Priebus, Miller and other top aides, because it has a different font
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Not news: group provides housing and services for homeless. Florida: Group makes blankets out of plastic bags for homeless
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Mercedes unveils one of the most insanely powerful boats ever ... at a mere 3,100 horsepower
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Lego Batman Movie remains #1 with $32 million, Fifty Shades Darker #2 with $20.8 million. Lavish Matt Damon spectacle The Great Wall bombs at #3 with $17 million, alternative horror film A Cure For Wellness debuts sickly at #11 with $4 million
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that Texas 'congressman' described as wishing for another 9/11...
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Both sides are bad so let third parties into the next Presidential Debates
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Victims of the Bowling Green massacre have some Swedish comrades today. Fark needs a Trump tag
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Because every cloud has a silver lining, a U.S.-based t-shirt designer hopes to cash in on the assassination of Kim Jong Nam by selling "LOL" shirts worn by the unwitting assassin
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Fri February 17, 2017
(La Migra, I swear)
 
 
 
Just in case your faith in humanity hasn't been completely destroyed, there are now people pretending to be ICE agents in order to extort money from immigrants
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you live in Germany and bought your daughter a "My Friend Cayla" doll you need to go into her room and destroy it immediately or face up to two years in jail
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt confirmed as head of Environmental Destruction Agency
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Subby decides to go for the throat on the Politics tab green-fest. "Sanctuary cities are racist"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz decides maybe he should be locked up
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Oh my god It's rain Will there be mudslides? Will the dams burst? Will you be able to go on a river adventure down the 405? It's your Southern California massive storm thread
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
With all that divides us as a nation, at least we can agree 100% with the order of Rolling Stone's top 50 stand up comedians of all time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
2018 World Cup has few guarantees besides Russian football hooligans committing assault and mayhem
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Thu February 16, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Why Andre the Giant wasn't a fan of the Macho Man's baby oil, and how he dumped a cooler full of urine on Dusty Rhodes
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The time has come for Trump aides to find lawyers and start cutting some deals
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Grateful Dead will finally officially release their legendary 5/8/77 Cornell show, including 5/5 New Haven, CT, 5/7/ Boston, and 5/9 Buffalo; these shows are described by some as the 4 best consecutive shows the band ever performed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI decides not to pursue charges against Hillary Flynn
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bank that was fined more than $630m for failing to prevent $10bn of Russian money laundering, also continues to lend money to Trump despite his having defaulted on previous loans. Nothing to see here comrade, move along
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Hasbro decides to replace thimble on their Monopoly board game after voters decided it's out of date. To be replaced with a miniature Trump tower
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Weapons-Grade Crazy" seems a pretty extreme way to describe the President of the United States' performance at a White House Press conference, but, after further review, the ruling in the headline...is confirmed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Slovakian woman desecrates Koran. Trump oveheard muttering "that's my fetish"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Morning comes early to Ephrata, WA as electrical substation explodes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Since President Trump denied he has any ties to Russia, USA Today decides to compile a list detailing his past business dealings with Russia going back over 30 years
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia urges President Trump to keep campaign pledge to improve relations despite that whole Crimea being 'taken' by Putin thingy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Which famous musician do you think deserves a biopic? What actor or actress do you think should play him or her? I nominate Ian McShane for Ronnie Drew, or John Hodgeman for Roy Orbison
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Morning Joe says it can no longer handle the sudden 30 degree drop in temperature, distant howling of tormented souls, and the overwhelming feeling that life itself is a hopeless pit of despair from which there is no escape. Conway permabanned
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
She "is unhappy with how her life ended up. She is miserable" would seem like an odd way to describe a former model, who married a billionaire who, oh yeah, is now also President of the United States, but, here we are
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Look this Mike Flynn scandal is all just a big innocent misunderstanding: When General Flynn saw a note on his desk from Trump reading "VP is demanding you call the Russian Ambassador today" He just ASSUMED that meant Pence and not..you know
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Consumers of a substance that has been linked to cancer, stroke, brain damage, and mental illness are becoming worried about banned pesticides that are used during the cultivation of that substance
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
An Australian designer has broken down all 128 kills from John Wick 2 in an awesome graphic (spoilers, obviously)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Are you a nobody that desperately wants VIP access to your favorite band? Just edit the band's Wiki page to claim you're the lead singer's cousin, and offer it as "proof" to security goons. BRILLIANT
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(PBS)
 
 
 
"[Librarians] are subversive. You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them." - Michael Moore
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmaker holding hearings on rolling back discrimination protections decides he only wants to hear from white people
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I just bought flowers. Jesus Christ, $50. Should Valentines day be ended as it only brings stress and money issues to those of us not in the 1%? Perhaps is it by design?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As his lackeys in Washington come under increasing scrutiny, Vladimir Putin decides to secretly deploy cruise missiles in violation of treaty that ended Cold War
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Introducing Apple's first TV show, "Planet of the Apps." It looks over-designed, pointless, and derivative, and we think you're going to love it
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stagehand deserves credit for shutting up James Hetfield at the Grammy Awards
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, let's spend a few minutes at home with Yoenis Cespedes ... on his 88-acre horse ranch
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Shoddy spillway evacuation provides glimpse into the American Thunderdome that occurs when civil services are minimal to non-existent during a predictable emergency
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Extraordinary levels" of toxic waste are destroying life in the Mariana Trench, the most remote place on the planet. On the positive side, at least it's out of the way
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jeter shows he's still got it and slides into home plate safely
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Bet you didn't know Des Moines has a marina
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists have long puzzled over why the Earth's iron core is hotter than the surface of the sun, but still behaves like a solid despite the high heat and they now have a theory that doesn't involve jet fuel
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway is playing a dangerous game: one where she might reach historic heights if she wins, but where if she loses, someone might destroy her phylactery and release her soul
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(Monster)
 
 
 
Five signs your company is hoping you'll quit your job. Huh, I don't see "flaming bag of poo on my desk," so I guess I'm okay
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
America doesn't deserve Donald Trump says Alex Jones
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Good: You're now the world's oldest known gorilla. Bad: You're stuck in the Arkansas zoo
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Sun February 12, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nothing much to see here, just an air hose powered spinning top with razor blades pitted against various objects
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Congratulations: We have a new claimant to the "oldest person ever shot with stun gun by cops" title
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
If you picked a song to describe Donald Trump's approval rating, it would probably be "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos' Department of Education tweets a quote from "W.E.B. DeBois" and gets the reaction they deserve
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Trump decides he doesn't want to visit Parliament anyway. No word yet on his opinion of Funkadelic
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Lego Batman Movie takes the weekend with $54.5 million, mommy porn Fifty Shades Darker takes #2 with $48.3 million. John Wick 2 was #3 with $29.6 million and La La Land still in the top 10 at #8 with $5 million
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After two humiliating Premier League defeats that killed his club's title hopes, longtime Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger confides to ex-player that he's "coming to the end. I've never heard him say that"
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
My Little Pony: The Movie character designs are released. Meanwhile, Discovery Family will have a MLP marathon noon to 4pm ET. This is your weekly Pony Thread. Love and tolerance to the right
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
$29 Airbnb special: "Perfect for the intrepid traveler who enjoys living on the edge. Provides a unique glimpse into life in a working-class, low-income neighborhood, a mismanaged Midwest city, and decades of urban decay"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Metal Hammer returns from the dead with comeback issue featuring lots of old rock dudes. Rock n roll will never die, it'll be on life support for at least a little while
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man steals a truck, outruns police but attracts their attention again, tries to drill through a wall to escape, then spends the rest of the night playing keep-away in an attic. Meanwhile his girlfriend evades capture by just going to Walmart
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Let's cut Apple design down a few notches, shall we?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Science has identified the sexiest and least sexy dance moves. Includes video performances by robot avatars, D-Qwon
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump to rewrite executive order despite his claims that there's NOTHING wrong with it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Looks like Fifty Shades Darker is going to give everybody the D this weekend after all
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Conservative party leadership candidate seeks to disqualify opponent who he believes wants to destroy the entire party
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Thu February 09, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
OMG, people are LOLing during the advanced screenings of 50 Shades Darker
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my favorite Simpsons episodes not barred by narrow-minded executives
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Judge decides that time has finally run out for 5-Hour Energy's deceptive marketing claims
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Wed February 08, 2017
(NPR Design)
 
 
 
Can holograms serve the public radio audience? Well, if it's a scantily-clad Ira Flatow prancing around my desktop while hosting Science Friday, maybe
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (2/8): Batman leads a new team that includes Lobo, Kingpin gets his own title, and Dark Horse releases a 256-page B&W version of Moby Dick without a biatchin drum solo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump wants some "EASY D." The internet provides
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Google is using data to help design the perfect dress. Will also settle who wore it better
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Tue February 07, 2017
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Montana plans to go after deadbeat parents where it hits them the hardest--their rights to huntin' and fishin'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With Samurai Jack returning to the air, Adult Swim is currently running all episodes online
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
In which Rep. Ryan is described as a "liberal," and Democrats and Republicans have been governing "from a silent liberal consensus" since WWII
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump threatens a Senator that has the gall to uphold the Constitution. "Who is that state senator? I want to hear his name. We'll destroy his career," Trump said, prompting laughter
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The Democrats have a candidate who would totally destroy Trump in the 2020 elections. Being Democrats, they'll probably run anyone but him
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Someone is paying random internet users to lobby for Betsy DeVos's confirmation. It's almost as if someone has some financial interest in destroying our public education system, or something
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parliament descends into chaos as MPs complain they haven't enough time to complain about Brexit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So who will be hit hardest by Donald Trump's policies? How about his own supporters?
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Check out the IL-2 Sturmovik "Flying Tank." No plane has ever been made in larger numbers and it's what weapons designers come up with when Hitler is invading and Stalin is sending telegrams offering to shoot them if they don't do something
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Child rapist arrested with this chilling quote from the story: One detective said that the human race hasn't invented words yet to describe what they found in the trailer of 57-year-old William Charles Thomas. (with mugshot timeline)
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
The truth can now be told: your CD or DVD isn't as indestructible as you may have been led to believe. In fact, it may self destruct after 10 years. Feel free to panic at any time
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Skateboarders, don't try this at home. Stick to your dweeby curbsides
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady is giving his MVP truck away to a deserving player yet again
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Goldberg accept Brock Lesnar's challenge for a match at Wrestlemania? Will Seth Rollins need to get his knee redesigned and rebuilt? Will Roman Reigns get booed more than Roger Goodell did last night? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
All those cool things Bitcoin can do (besides trading money) is killing Bitcoin
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Want all of the protections that a Union provides, but don't want to pay for any of it? Then come over to Missouri, the newest "right to work" state
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's oldest fiancée gets engaged at age 106, says she doesn't want to go through a long engagement before marriage. Which at her age is anything more than 20 minutes
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(Some Veggie Guy)
 
 
 
Teenager arrested for selling lettuce to desperate British vegans (with amusing stock photo of illicit vegetable dealing)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL) decides to say fark it, let's just go full Wasteland and eliminate the EPA altogether
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis gives a pre-game speech in his garage. Tag describes it
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Sun February 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens, after failing to get voted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame for the second straight year, decides "if you can't join them - mock them"
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
After being robbed five times in four months, Baltimore coffee shop decides to no longer accept cash ... and 90% of customers support it
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In case you needed another reason to despise GameStop
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a candy bowl at my desk at work. Peanut M&Ms are the most popular, but I switched to packaged stuff for sanitary reasons. I like to keep it interesting so I recently stocked it with small Slim Jims and more recently fortune cookies. What next?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Cost of average American wedding reaches record-breaking $35,329 ... farm animals, drones, gospel choirs and drunk brides included
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Day 14: Trump decides letting a baby die due to the immigration ban will result in bad press
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(The Province)
 
 
 
"For those who have met one in person, there is one word that is universally used to describe Canadian astronauts: 'Nice.' That is not an accident. The days of macho fighter jocks gunning it to the moon are long over"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Watch various scared Swedes on top of a 10 meter board, stay for the last woman who totally kicks ass
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Fire destroys local piano shop. No matter how you spinet, it's not grand. It's an upright disaster
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
From the "It's OK when it's My Guy" desk: Donald Trump's trip to Mar-a-Lago this weekend will cost taxpayers $3 million
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Donald demands that women on his staff "dress like women." The internet provides helpful examples for them
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Supervillain Steve Bannon's fave book is called The Fourth Turning whose thesis is that the history of a people moves in cycles called saecula. At a cycle's end, there would be a cataclysmic event that destroys the old order & brings in a new one
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Frederick Douglass may have been a civil rights pioneer but his descendants are clearly our nation's greatest practitioners of the passive-aggressive sick burn
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ukraine, who may not have been following US poltical developments as closely as they should have in the last few months, desperately appeals to the US for help in staving off renewed Russian aggression against their country
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Agency responsible for Seattle light rail seems to forget escalators are transportation too, and critically important when light rail station designers opt not to include stairs
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi (D) decides that the call for less political correctness goes both ways, calls Steve Bannon a white supremacist during press conference. Twice
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Wikileaks decides to meddle with France, says they've got thousands of damaging documents about Trumpesque Marine Le Pen
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll destroy the separation between church and state. Plans on wiping his arse with the rest of the constitution later this week
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's official: Matt Drudge has aligned himself with Jar Jar Binks in an effort to destroy civilization
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yoelkis Cespedes' defense in the Caribbean Series ought to make his brother Yoenis proud. Apparently, all Cespedeses are good at baseball
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider destroying weasel carcass goes on display in the Netherlands' Dead Animal Tales exhibit at the Natural History Museum. No word yet when the Fark server destroying squirrel will be added
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Who's next, Switzerland?" The internet cannot fathom how Trump started an attack on Australia. Never mess with criminal descendants
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this" asks Neil Tennant after learning Pet Shop Boys are to receive NME's Godlike Genius Award
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After decades of suspecting that annual outbreaks of a mysterious medical condition in India were due to seasonal pesticide use, researchers from the Institute of Pesticide Use can finally conclude that the blame lies with unripe lychee fruit seeds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump threatens decades-old alliance with Australia by going apeshiat on what was supposed to be a pleasant phone call, because of a pre-existing agreement to take in 1,250 refugees
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite how his career with the Falcons ended in turmoil, Michael Vick wants all the Atlanta fans to know that he still has a dog in this fight
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Wed February 01, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Our new dystopian future includes 100% more rollerblading robots
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Farkers are actually an elite paramilitary unit designed to thwart the ambitions of petty tyrants everywhere with Caturday their secret weapon of mass annihilation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Diamond Joe Biden launches charitible foundation to provide desperately needed cases of Hurricane High Gravity malt liquor and Molly Hatchet albums to hot unwed mothers
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Haven't seen one of these on Fark in a while so here's the return of mugshot roundup. Come in for number 2, stay for 4,5,12 and 14. Bonus: deslidified for your viewing pleasure
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Research shows research is often wrong. Does not compute... does not compute... *head explodes*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having solved all problems of national and global significance, Congress decides to resume governing the District of Columbia
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Red Bull F1 to Mercedes: Hey schnockerfaces, we've found another double diffusor
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
When the police report describes the color of your buttocks at 3:30am as "illuminated", maybe you need to spend a little more time outdoors in the sun
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lewis Hamilton challenges the internet to design him a new helmet. The internet delivers as expected
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Good news everyone Trump has fixed the F-35 and now it's a 'Great plane' and he's knocked off $600M off the sticker price. Tremendous negotiation skills at work. Well, that and the already planned for price reduction was designed into the contract
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite Russia beginning to recover from economic recession, poverty rate is still soaring and only 10 of 85 regions are financially stable (long, but very interesting article)
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The weekend wail, is the "Muslim ban" of the Trump campaign. But how so, when not one of the six largest Muslim countries -- Indonesia, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Egypt, Turkey -- was on the list?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A sheriff's deputy decides to use a force machine in a high school robotics class to test the trigger pull on a couple of his handguns. The Dumbass tag gives you a hint on what happened next
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't worry, people of Arizona. The 2-mile long fissure opening up in the desert is nothing to worry about
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump's impeachment is gaining ground because Republicans are already deserting this president in droves, and because the man is psychiatrically incapable of checking whether something is legal before he does it"
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Mon January 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uncouth millennials flock to fancy etiquette school in desperate attempt to appear couth
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Joggers are being attacked by a mystery yob who throws vegetables at them while they are running. Runners report being pelted with potatoes, eggs, turnips and even avocades in the drive-by attacks"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Lots of bad dudes, hombres... whatevers. Very threaten, much scared, so sad.'
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Illinois men's daring plan to speed away from pursuing Des Moines cops foiled by running out of fuel 40 miles away near Pleasantville. Mugshots nevertheless in full color
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Despite travel ban it looks like Iran is going to act respo ... never mind they just broke the nuclear treaty
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
After massive protests, international condemnation, and getting knocked down by the courts, Trump decides the best thing to do is ... double down, of course. What, you were expecting a rational reaction?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The 2016 Design of the Year Award goes to IKEA's flat-pack refugee shelter, the Förkütrümp
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Spanish police officers are refusing to patrol the island of Ibiza, claiming they are not paid enough to deal with the hordes of rowdy, sex-mad British tourists"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Britain is desperate to hire someone to live on this isolated, godforsaken island and spend their time raising baby seal pups. Why not you?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Designer of a hidden bicycle motor says it has been used to cheat in the Tour de France since 1998 and all past results can't be trusted. Welcome to the world of mechanical doping
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Although it's a cool band name, Dessert Without Bees is actually pretty depressing
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Belgium has upped their ante by not only having the rudest name in the universe but also the most offensive public murals
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Despite reports of multiple deaths, a Scientologist-run drug rehab facility continues to operate due to loopholes in Oklahoma
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these airborne sledding dudes
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You may not know the name Willie Williams, but he has spent the last 35 years designing the stage at every single U2 concert, and now he's discussing plans for the upcoming Joshua Tree Anniversary Tour
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As Trump marshals his forces to build that wall, One Percenters still have time to enjoy all the luxury destinations Mexico has to offer, such as Los Cabos, Puebla, Costalegre, Tulum, and Tequila (accessible via the Tequilacopter). TEQUILA
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Facebook decides biased news is better than fake news
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bernhard Langer didn't tell Trump the story about the "illegals". Trump's evidence for widespread fraud was from a story that a friend told Langer, who told it to another friend, who got it to Trump. Telephone, libs
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dodge Challenger SRT Demon will have the widest front tires of any production car, ever; breakdown at every stoplight like every other Dodge, ever
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump may force through SCOTUS nominee. "We have obstructionists." Irony tag implodes
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Trump, Chelsea Manning, and WikiLeaks are currently treating us to the weirdest public orgy in American history
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Al Franken is not the hero we deserve, but the one we need right now, as he puts the FCC on notice that he will fight any attempt to end Net Neutrality "every step of the way"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany approves controversial 'Foreigner' toll on Autobahn, despite objections from neighboring countries who call it a Cheap Trick
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
President Trump is about to destroy the P.C. thought police who say interest in valid elections is racist and that claims of fraud are nuts
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway mistakenly calls on businesses to raise their wages to livable numbers, though she'll claim it's an alternative fact designed to get them to lower wages
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It's very scary to have the nuclear launch codes, but if the time comes, I'll do the right thing," vows President Trump in the most terrifying presidential interview and headline you'll see this week
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My eldest daughter is at college; we pay her tuition as long as she attends church, but all the churches she's attended are LGBT only/friendly. I worry she's a lesbian; I'd be okay with it, but want her to be straight"
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Wed January 25, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Carl Edwards may have retired to run for Senate in 2018. Doesn't he know that his history of repeatedly turning left will almost surely destroy any chances he has of winning?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Economist's ninth annual Democracy Index downgrades the US from a full democracy to a flawed democracy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven things Trump is doing behind the scenes while everyone freaks out over his Twitter shiat-posts. Come for the rescinding of laws designed to make plane crashes less frequent, stay for the EPA saying the 6000-SUX is America's best car
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The Baby Box provides many items new parents need, however it should not be used to ship an infant across the country despite its appearance
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If Dabo Swinney thinks passing on Deshaun Watson is like passing on Michael Jordan...then who would be like Sam Bowie?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our Courageous Senate Majority Leader responds to Trump's lie on election fraud: "It does occur, There are always arguments on both sides about how much, how frequent and all the rest. ... The notion that election fraud is a fiction is not true"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds unwritten dress codes "rife" in business, but the rules only apply to women
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump poised to sign executive order making it perfectly legal for him to 'disappear' people in CIA black-ops prisons, and do so without any oversight, due process, or international Red Cross monitoring. Be careful what you post here, comrades
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(Vice)
 
 
 
What would happen if there were a coup in America? Besides that whole chaos thingy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Featherless rescue bird is happy and playful, despite sort of looking like a freshly shorn scrotum
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Photoshop Contest: Give Donny the crowd he deserves. Submitter will give six months of TF to the winner
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guests on BBC Radio's long-lived Desert Island Discs show no longer fake wanting to bring a classical album with them, overwhelmingly choose pop LPs. "What we do is reflect; we're not there to make the medicine go down"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
There are actual dog nutritionists out there, and they are warning that that despite a lack of empirical data, dogs in America are as fat and unhealthy as their owners: "We believe dogs have become heavier over the last decade, and it's an epidemic"
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(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
New research finds that people with schizophrenia can still live independently, pursue higher education or hold down demanding jobs "There is a widespread misunderstanding that schizophrenics are violent and dangerous, homeless and beyond help"
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry tries to alter the future, dammit Barry (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Snart chews scenery wielding the Spear of Destiny (CW 9ET) Finally, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson is perp walked back into the MCU (ABC 10ET)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will the lame La La Land scoop up multiple nominations? Will Hidden Figures get some much-deserved attention? Or will Deadpool prove to be a deserving spoiler? It's your Official Oscar Nomination Discussion Thread. Announcements begin at 8:18 AM ET
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(Metro)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, transgender children will be allowed to join Rainbows, Brownies and Girl Guides breaking 107 years of tradition
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Mon January 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in tailor shop but is luckily stitched up quickly with a special cross-stitch, an embroidered design, and a little piping
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Latest sales figures from McDonald's show that despite menu changes and aggressive advertising customers are not lovin' it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lists of things that can give you cancer now includes crispy roast potatoes and browned toast
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
White House real estate value now estimated at $400 million. It would be worth more, but being near Congress and the K Street lobbyists puts it in an undesirable location
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' decides to simplify their name into 'I Can't Believe It's So Good... For Everything'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell 2017 addresses Mitch McConnell 2009 derailing Obama nominees over ethics violations while he confirms Trump nominees despite ethics violations: "Look, you can complain about whatever you choose to"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
After mosque is destroyed by arsonist, neighboring LDS church invites them to use their church. "It's just neighbors helping neighbors. Jesus said, 'Love your neighbor.' They're right next door. How can it be more obvious than that?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Royals pitcher and 2015 World Series champion Yordano Ventura dead at 25. Benches from all sides clear in solidarity
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(Los Angeles Review of Books)
 
 
 
Oui, il n'a aucun sens. Il suffit de faire des sons farting avec votre bouche, et Donald Trump message sera traduit avec une parfaite fidélité de toute façon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Punched Nazi gets triggered, hides in safe space
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Sat January 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vegemite is Australian again. In other news, another country at some point desired Vegemite for some damn reason
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you like to seek out spoilers for movies, books, tv shows, video games, comics, etc or do you prefer to go in knowing absolutely nothing other than what's in the trailer or description?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey, that drone you got for Christmas can be used to drop grenades on your enemies. At least, that's what ISIS does with their drones
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(Vox)
 
 
 
We're all reassured that, despite all the "American Carnage", help is here. Apparently we don't have to do a single thing, because Trump has told us that He ALONE can fix these terrible conditions (insecurity) that we all(white people) suffer from
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Snow fell in the Sahara Desert yesterday
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Helmet maker Schutt unveils F7, weird-looking two-plate thingie that may be first football helmet explicitly designed to limit concussions
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Fri January 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Redesigned White House website plugs Melania Trump's QVC jewelry line (Not safe for work images in comment section below article)
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Mascot sues Chargers and the NFL for violating anti-trust laws, basic rules of logo design
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Despite many social media jokes, neither Kid Rock nor Ted Nugent were asked to perform at the Trump Inaugural. I'll bet if they threatened to play Mexican President Peña-Nieto's ball
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly says "powerful forces in the media" are conspiring to destroy Trump
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
16 cool facts about hummingbirds, besides them never remembering the words
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Thu January 19, 2017
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Latest proposals for public art include a recreation of a protective deity destroyed by Islamic State, a sculpture of a scoop of ice cream topped with a drone and just a whole bunch of things described by words that just don't belong together (pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet has fun with Trump's inaugural speech writing photo which appears to be Trump posing in front of a pile of blank paper taken at his secretary's desk. It does appear to be the closest that Trump has ever gotten to writing something
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump decides to model his presidency after Obama....By signing 200 executive orders in his first week
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's bizarre Inaugural speechwriting photo: Taken at a Mar-A-Lago concierge's desk, while holding a Sharpie and a blank pad of paper while looking like a petulant child
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Maryland congressman decides to avoid the rush, begin impeachment proceedings against Trump immediately due to blatant and ongoing violations of the Emoluments Clause. Your move, Liftbro
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 611: "Just Desserts Part Deux ". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 18, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Nakamura and Roode's contract signing end in fisticuffs? Is Lana getting cold feet? Ooh, one of the 1st episodes of Lucha Underground is replaying tonight. "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Magnum's iconic red Ferrari to be sold. Iconic mustache rides still extra
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is planning on holding military parades in a move that is totally not at all like something authoritarian autocrats do all the time
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. reviewing design for miniaturized nuclear power plant ... for our many miniaturized cities
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Young Thug decides not to show up for his video music shoot. Director decides that's not an issue
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Tue January 17, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Inside a remote desert facility, hundreds of human bodies lie frozen in capsules, each waiting for their second life to start
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Fired IT guy wants $200,000 to help former employer access a Google account he may have changed the administrative password on. John Podesta unavailable for comment
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's a baker's dozen of the weirdest Donald Trump merch on sale now. Gotta get the $1,800 Gucci slippers that look like his head
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's dangerous halftime performance at the Super Bowl includes being on top of the NRG's stadium dome and actually singing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Nokia 3310 is famous for being almost indestructible. Almost being the key word here
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Despite conflicting trends on Facebook, Shannen Doherty is continuing to kick cancer's ass. Hero tag outstrips Boobies for this one - but only slightly
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Why do U.S. school grades go A, B, C, D, and F? Why not "E"?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is how you can keep your grocery bill to under $30 a week. What do you do in order to save money on groceries, besides not eat?
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Mon January 16, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The National Geographic Neighborhood Guide has named this city the most surprising food destination in North America. And yeah... it's surprising
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The worst kept secret in Formula One made official as Bottas goes to Mercedes
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider was a TV and movie star. Now, he is a noted historian. But when he tweets to explain what MLK would do to a guy who actually worked with MLK, his twitter feed explodes. Rob Schneider is ... The Whitesplainer
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi podcaster who made jokes about killing Jewish people and forcibly deporting Muslims and people of African descent quits in disgrace after it's revealed that his wife is Jewish
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I had drunken sex with two of my exes because I want a baby and was annoyed that my current husband's seed could find no purchase. I don't know what I was thinking of, and feel very guilty about my escapades. What should I do?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Note to Tesla owners: Don't rely on a phone to start your car in the middle of the desert
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A self-described 'comedian' and Dallas fan from Florida gets a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl LI Champion tattoo on his arm. Fark: Now needs tattoo removal advice
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Congress is hearing it from all sides after right wingers realized that Obamacare was the same as the ACA
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo rejected a teacher's "Black Lives Matter" design on their debit card. Why is that?
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(KCET Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The history of one of LA's oldest still-operating restaurants, Philippe's, and the city's signature sandwich, the French Dip. Subby is hungry for roast beef and au jus now
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Sun January 15, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Luck of the Irish strike again? Will the UK have a Bruiserweight Champion? Will the winner be a Real Man's Man? The WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament concludes live at 3 PM ET on WWE Network
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Obama, seeing everyone distracted by Trump, decides to sign a law that allows the NSA to share private data gathered without warrant with the DEA, FBI and DHS
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Man cleaning his desk discovers his million dollar unclaimed lottery ticket and just in time, 8 days before the expiration date. Still not enough to get subby to clean his desk
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Despite pledges, U.S. chain restaurants are not changing the nutritional quality of their kids' menus. Apparently they are afraid if they do that, they will pretty much be bringing out an empty plate
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York State looks over at how the Trump Administration is shaping up, decides, "We're going to need to be VERY high for this"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I admit that Donald Trump has me worried about the administration's impact on the economy and the stock market. Would it be wise to move my retirement fund out of mutual funds and into something safer with more modest returns for a few months?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ranking all 124 episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Your favorite isn't #1? Deal with it, biatches
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Perhaps it's time to talk about the immense power Google has to destroy whomever they wish
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(Time)
 
 
 
Not content with just poking the Panda, Rex Tillerson decides to steal its food and poop in its cage; Says China should be blocked from accessing the very islands it's preparing to go to war over
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
An early contender for the stupidest thing you'll read all year
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Donald Trump loves to praise cops, does not like to pay cops (but both sides are kinda bad)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brand new iPhone 7 explodes in man's hand in terrifying footage. Samsung should sue, Apple is copying all their best functions
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Oldest evidence of silk found in 8,500-year-old Chinese tombs. Curiously, the label reads "Made in Bangladesh"
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
"We deserve a raise, how does 12.5% sound, all in favor, it's unanimous." - San Diego City Supervisors
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these desert walkers
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(Buzzfeed)
 
NewsFlash
 
BuzzFeed publishes entire 35-page confidential dossier detailing Trump's connections to the Russian government. It includes blackmail, peeing prostitutes, espionage, and the conclusion that Russia has spent years cultivating Trump as an asset
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
It's a few decades late, but the switchboard at the US Capitol was finally updated to note that Roy Blunt is no longer representing Missouri in the Senate
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Farkers vindicated by psychology experts I'll be back at my desk in a coupla minutes
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Porsche Design Studio's C SEED 201 is the world's largest outdoor TV. It rises 15 feet from a hole in the ground and unfolds to reveal seven huge LED panels that span 201 inches. The TV costs around £500,000"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary's Cabinet picks finally leak. Come for John Podesta as Secretary of State, stay for the Starbucks CEO as Secretary of Labor
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
"Despite official assertions to the contrary, just because Beijing managed to sail a carrier battle group out into the ocean beyond its local seas does not mean that China has a fully operational carrier capability"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So is it time yet to start talking about the potential upsides of cannibalism?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Senate Nihilists: "Give us the Obamacare repeal NOW." 52 Dudes: "You don't HAVE the farking votes, dipshiats. We know you never did"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After racist tirade, DQ owner "apologizes" and promises sensitivity training for himself and his employees. Dairy Queen HQ decides not to wait for the boycott, closes his store and pulls his franchise license
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy destroyer fires warning shots at Iranian Revolutionary Guard boats because apparently they need reminding what a destroyer does
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Slacktivists devised a plan to destroy Breitbart and it's already working
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Manny Ramirez, 44, decides that his baseball comeback should start in Japan as a member of the Kochi Fighting Dogs. Announcers immediately begin working on their "That's just Manny being Manny"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Robert Redford decides to weigh in on Standing Rock, urging protesters to "stay inspired and peaceful"
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(Some Carnegie)
 
 
 
Kremlin spin doctors will regret their pre-election enthusiasm for Trump, will be considered dated and vaguely embarrassing in decades to come
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How one man single-handedly destroyed a 123-year-old company from his Florida mansion
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
So, how do you drink a $6000 bottle of Kentucky bourbon, besides VERY slowly?
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Douche wrecks a rented Ferrari Italia despite his passenger's advice to not drive like a douche. Not safe for work language in video
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
FA Cup continues. Plymouth goes to Anfield, Cardiff goes to FulHAM, Peterborough invades the Bridge and Spurs see what they can do against Villa. Oh and Sheffield Wednesday and Middlesborough. All this and more on the next episode of Soap
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue writer says "as if" to Pharma bro's desire to take her to Trump's inauguration. Tells him to date one of the patients he's ripping off
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
BOOM: MSNBC anchor shuts down Trump surrogate as panel on Russian hacking explodes
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Sat January 07, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Inventory of Prince's $300 million estate includes cash, gold bars, Diamonds and Pearls
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Since England, Spain, Germany, and Italy all have a second-division soccer league below their top-tier league, US Soccer decides America deserves better, certifies TWO second-division leagues for 2017. Two is better than one
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Actual story, people in Vancouver are desperately looking for salt and sand to deal with "snow and ice". The rest of Canada points and laughs. And laughs. And laughs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The saddest booth at CES 2017
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman decides to play bumper cars with unwilling participants, including her two kids (with mugshot)
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Fri January 06, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Japan, small group of genderless hetero young men reject conventional dress codes via clothes and makeup, attracting young women. "He looks like a girl. But when you put that together with his maleness, I see him as a new kind of man"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
T-Mobile offers a single, unlimited data plan at a flat rate with no hidden fees or taxes and provides a simpler bill for their customers to understand. In other news THE POD PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN OVER T-MOBILE
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What are the remedies to deal with a lunatic President who is "too careless, inattentive, or impulsive to deal sensibly with questions affecting the nation's survival"? Besides suicide
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out consignment stores are a great place to pick up inexpensive hand grenades (pics)
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Fisher Price to launch a high tech exercise bike for toddlers that includes a tablet holder. Since there's nothing more frustrating for a 4-year-old than not being able to check their email
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The CW decides to reboot "Charmed", this time set in the Super Seventies instead of the Nineties or modern times. Execs says this is unrelated to upcoming reboots of "Dynasty" and "The Lost Boys"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
To get perfectly accurate weather data on snowfall in one of the coldest spots in the US, one would actually have to live alone in the woods and keep daily records for 40 years. There couldn't be anyone who would do that. Or, would there?
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since making up laws as they go along now seems to be a "thing" in North Carolina, NC's new Gov is accepting federal funding to expand Medicaid despite a 2013 law expressly forbidding that without legislative approval
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
The Internet Archive decides to compile every little thing Trump has ever said on video and already hosts more than 520 hours of fact-checked statements on immigration, health care, Trump's tax returns, and Hillary Clinton. Have at 'im
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Charles Manson's grandson said he's in good spirits despite his failing health. "For being 82 and locked up, he's kept himself together well physically." Care to guess where Charles Manson's grandson lives?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
....is the word to describe former Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Gus Bradley's potential demotion
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's elementary my dear Watson: Long wait for new episodes combined with an increasingly wearisome format along with overexposure of Benedict Cumberbatch resulting in fewer shiats given
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apprentice Crypt Keeper Ann Coulter decides it's finally time to drop the dog whistle in favor of the dog megaphone
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tijuana: #1 in barbecued iguana, #1 in most homicides in 2016
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Wed January 04, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (1/4): The Walking Dead concludes the Whisperer War. Marvel kicks off some sort of Squirrel Girl-led Avengers team. Aquaman...talks to some fish
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(The Navy)
 
 
 
Are you a 3D printer hobbyist? Have you ever thought that you'd love to 3D print grenades and other explodey things? Want to get paid to figure out how to do that?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
World's oldest orca dead at 105. Enterprise seen preparing maneuver around the sun
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you kidding me? John Podesta's password was "password"?
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
So how much force would you need to move an Imperial Star Destroyer anyway? Here comes the Newtons, and there are billions of them
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Band you've never heard of denies they're playing Coachella despite being on the list
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(Cleveland Browns)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns owner sends letter to season ticket holders. "You deserve better"
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Mother Of The Year kicks off early as woman arrested for stripping at barbershop...in front of her 4 young children. Fark: includes duckface mugshot goodness
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
NASA just discovered that instead of building a next-gen space telescope, they've just spent years dessigning humanity's largest and most expensive vibrator. Oops
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Tue January 03, 2017
(LiveLeak)
 
Weeners
 
Old man rides donkey, then donkey rides old man. (Not safe for work for interspecies erotica)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chillies destroy cancer cells, your ass
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain decides it doesn't need talent or experience to negotiate a new trade deal with the EU
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Industry desperately seeking new resources in Alaska after hitting peak output of: A: Oil. B: Gold, or C: Reality TV
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Anticipating big increase in air traffic by 2020, Japan approves upgrades to nation's ATC centers, plans to replace handwriting and paper-based systems with touchscreens. Roger, Roger
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pop Quiz: When not to take selfies? A. At a tourist destination B. While out at a bar with friends C. After escaping a Brazilian prison
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A creepy new website, called Iknowwhatyoudownload.com, lets your friends see what you have downloaded in the last 24 hours without you ever knowing. Despite concerns about privacy, the makers of the website claim it could be used for good"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran decides we didn't suffer enough in 2016
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' to spend just as long killing off characters and filming epic boob scenes in season 7 despite making fewer episodes
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Columnist from notable RINO publication concludes that the War on Drugs is a failure
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Bill O'Brien has won the AFC South twice and never had a losing season in Houston despite having to start more QBs than the Browns. So naturally, Houston wants to fire him
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Lake Superior State University unveils its annual list of banned words, which includes "bigly," "fleek," and for some reason "bête noire," which was a damned fine Bryan Ferry album
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Will the LHC provide proof of higher dimensions in the universe in 2017? Or will it destroy them?
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(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
The Tampa Bay Lightning deserve to host an outdoor hockey game. Hey, stop laughing, he's being serious here
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Finally, something to look forward to: We're getting ten new episodes of Will & Grace
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Besides losing weight, can you guess the next 4 most popular New Year's resolutions? If you can't, it's okay, since most people break them within the first week
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good news to help bring in the new year: There's now 'overwhelming evidence' that Planet X is going to destroy Earth in 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alien hunter claims to have spotted a 'hairy spider monkey' and 'slug animal' on Mars, and that's not even the weirdest things there
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Iceland ends the year without a government, seems to be doing fine despite politics tab's infallible prediction that it'd be Somalia with volcanoes by now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NFL decides the Raiders haven't suffered enough this week
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pull up your pants, run screaming from the monster gator, and send some pubes to your favorite politician - it's HuffPo's weirdest news of 2016 (possibly not safe for work images)
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(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
Belichick continues his tirades, this time on how dumb the new "kickoff touchbacks for safety" rules are
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Snowden decides to try his hand at stand-up comedy, asks President Obama for a full pardon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin decides not to expel 35 American diplomats, will hold out for a BJ from the Donald
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Because the Trump Sideshow isn't awful enough, Mike Pence wants the bible taught as legitimate science
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Adam Vinatieri - the NFL's oldest player at 44 - needs to make one field goal on Sunday to trigger a $500,000 contract incentive. Expect Colts to go for it on every fourth down
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Watching Donald Trump talk about his favorite Movie "Citizen Kane" is like watching a kid in Jr High give a book report on a book hes never read, but he did read the description on the back of the Direct to DVD box
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Fancy San Francisco restaurant serves one of their specialty dishes on an iPad. No doubt the dessert that comes with the meal is baked Apple
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flight simulator decides "Inflight fire onboard" scenario isn't real enough, installs actual fire upgrade
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Thu December 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dumbest insurance fraud attempts of the year includes the guy who couldn't afford to repair his Porsche, so he trashed it instead. But try not to let the cops find your car a day before you get around to reporting it stolen, Rockefeller
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump describes his grand plans for reforming the VA: "I don't know how it will work, I don't know how much it will cost, and I don't know what might happen if I succeed"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British judges slam plan to allow people to plead guilty to minor crimes online because it will put them out of a job: "Designed to save cash, it covers crimes with no victim - like fare-dodging, some traffic offences and fishing without a licence"
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
After decades being just fine with cars piloted by geriatrics, Florida decide driverless cars need no special permits
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A New Years' Comet. Not the comet we wanted, but maybe the comet we deserve
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Despite détente with the U.S., Cuba sees its economy shrink. Which raises the obvious question - How could anyone tell?
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