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500 headlines found matching 'des'
Tue December 12, 2017
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Lawyer: We want to force Alabama polling places to not destroy votes after they are cast for recount purposes and to defend against shenanigans. Court: seems reasonable. Alabama Supreme Court: Fark that noise
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman says he knows what Kim Jong Un wants. And apparently it includes more "Where's Waldo" books
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
After previously eating badgers, weasels, hedgehogs, squirrels, otters, whales, and dolphins for Christmas, man finally decides to try turkey
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
From Mud-pit belly flop to Extreme Ironing, 20 of the world's weirdest sports revealed. And sadly they're all being carried on some version of ESPN
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Due to Alabama's voter ID laws designed to disenfranchise black and Latino voters, Moore's election is all but assured even before the polls open tomorrow morning
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hours before the U.S. Senate election in Alabama a judge orders the Republican Secretary of State not to destroy ballots so that it is possible to conduct a recount
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Smart furniture makes living in a 130 square foot urban condo tolerable by combining many functions into a single design. No word on how well the "couch folds into a toilet" feature will go over when you have friends over, though
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Discovery in Antarctica changes everything we know about aliens, crazy Swedes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Scientist patents a design for a spacesuit with a "Take Me Home" button to rescue astronauts. Let the gravity of that sink in
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(Space News & Reference)
 
 
 
Geologist responsible for Apollo landing site selection to receive lifetime award for science and ethics. It's about time, considering that he had one of the Enterprise-D shuttlecraft named after him 2 decades ago
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Al Franken's former staffers and aides, most of them women, think his resignation will do more harm than good for women
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Noted liberal refuses to vote for Roy Moore. "The state of Alabama deserves better," Sen. Richard Shelby (D-AL)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
San Francisco decides to throw a monkey-wrench in the robot delivery business
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge blocks destruction of endangered pine rockland forest outside of Everglades National Park because do we really need another farkin' Walmart?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Synagogue attacked with Swiss petrol bombs. Wait, how do you add a bunch of small utility blades and tweezers to a petrol bomb....? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat December 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
California avocado crop destroyed, millennials forced to buy extra lattes to stay broke
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
A look back at some of the most popular Christmas presents over the decades. In 1943 it was the Slinky, in 1978 it was Hungry Hungry Hippos, and in 1998 it was Furby
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Roy Moore sides with Vladimir Putin, says that the US is evil because of teh gheys
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If only there were some aphorism describing the likelihood of a Democrat winning a statewide race in Alabama
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Problem: New gun in Destiny 2 is glitched and way overpowered, ruining PvP matches. Solution: Let everyone get a chance to buy the gun. Syndrome approves
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study says air pollution wipes out all the benefits of exercise. Which is bad news for both of the pedestrians in Los Angeles
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America deserves a better immigration system than a lottery
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Thu December 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dollar General plans to open 900 new stores after market research indicates that once Trump implodes the economy, the market will surge for nearly expired off-brand foods, cheap crap from China, and factory-second socks and underwear
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want some good news about the GOP Tax Bill? According to the CEO of one of the largest coal mining companies in the US, the late Senate revisions to the bill will destroy the entire coal industry. Congrats, coal companies - you played yourself
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that neither one of them is a lawyer, Don Jr. cites attorney-client privilege to avoid answering questions about his conversations with The Donald
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift doesn't deserve to be on the Time Person of the Year cover because she doesn't spend most of her day shiat talking Trump on the Politics tab
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Children's cartoon Fireman Sam had an inappropriate sex scene in one of its episodes
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"One couple who were having sex against a tree suddenly found themselves surrounded by fairy lights as the 'little people' took an interest - in an encounter which could be described as supernatural dogging"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump further destabilizes the middle east because fark you, that's why
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen Chuck Schumer reminds us he is a Democrat and an American second, says he strongly urged Trump to move the US embassy to Jerusalem and declare it Israel's capital-a move sure to destroy any hope of peace in the Mideast for another generation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump makes a sharp reversal on climate change by planning to destroy thousands of coal mining jobs
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Jealous of all the attention LA is getting, separate fires break out at Penn Station, Grand Central Terminal building; commuters describe heavy smoke. "It looked like heavy smoke," they said
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
That's "GUILTY!" *hits desk repeatedly with fist* GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pub claims its Santa's Dick pudding 'fills a hole in the lady's dessert market'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Despite past legal issues, trials, and prison, OJ Simpson is still a voting member on the Heisman Trophy committee
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(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When separate villains capture Barry and Caitlin it's up to Iris to decide who lives and dies. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, despite the benefits the Legends decide to stop Norsemen from conquering America. (CW 9ET)
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Stealthy destroyer photographed leaving shipyard
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A dyslexic man developed and created a special font designed to make it easier for dyslexics to read, and it works
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
How do you send nudes? (and why aren't I getting any?) EIP
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Illegal immigration is expensive. Includes state by state expenditures
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
He was a former Commie nudist poet who matched wits with Freud, brawled with Hemingway, and was described by a teenage Carly Simon as "the most beautiful man she had ever met." (And he probably thinks this Fark headline is about him)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In 72 hours, Donald Trump has undermined everything the GOP has claimed to be about for decades
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New firm aims to disrupt the scaffolding industry, makes hip-looking "urban umbrellas" that protect pedestrians passing by construction sites and are safer than traditional sheds
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you believe Dowd was responsible for that Tweet, then you have to believe a man who has been practicing law for decades didn't know the past tense of "plead" was "pleaded," not "pled"
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dude, have you bogarted too many joints and still want to enlist in the U.S. Army? They are now turning a blind eye to your wasted youthful indiscretions. In other words, they're desperate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
THE playoff committee decides THE playoff cannot exist without THE Crimson Tide
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Play Stupid Games; Win Stupid Prizes" is a sideshow gone wrong
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Detectives may be able to obtain DNA sample of Zodiac killer. Strictly coincidence that Ted Cruz' upcoming vacation only includes stops in non-extradition nations
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Men's careers are ending, or in serious jeopardy, because of heightened awareness of sexual misconduct. Brock Turner's attorney decides now would be the perfect time to appeal Turner's ridiculously light sentence because reasons
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Sat December 02, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fed-up commuter decides he doesn't want to be stuck in traffic anymore, thinks up genius idea to paint his own road signs ...except he didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctor wins prize for countering HPV vaccine misinformation. No word if it includes a new sonic screwdriver
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Destroyer of perfectly good radio stations files for bankruptcy. No, not that one. Or the other one. Or the ones that deserve to be nuked from orbit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know the drill. Take the ahi tuna out of the fridge, season well. Get a pan screaming hot. Sear both sides, 1 minute each. Tasty tasty dinner. But now you have leftovers. How do you re-heat your ahi tuna without over cooking it?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Tax bill described in six self inflicted mistakes
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(Turner Classic Movies)
 
 
 
"Scrooged" was good, the Muppets did a decent job, but there is no surpassing Brian Desmond-Hurst's classic "A Christmas Carol" starring the one-and-only Alastair Sim. If you've never seen it, make some cocoa and pull up a comfy chair. (8pm, TCM)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Arizona desert
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because it's the trailer that Fark deserves: Batman Ninja
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Senator Rubio: GOP tax plan is designed to cause deficits that will force cuts to Social Security and Medicare
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google is making a computer vision kit for Raspberry Pi which includes three neural network models
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
At this point, we should just have a short article that includes the names of all the White House staff not planning to leave within a year of Trump's inauguration
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Apple to design power chips in-house as early as 2018 in its effort to beat Skynet to the punch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The King of Fake Polling finds that 40% of Americans think Fox News deserves the "Fake News" trophy, followed by 25% who would give it to CNN and just 9% who'd award it to MSNBC. It's those glasses, isn't it?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is losing his mind, rumor has it Flynn has rolled, and North Korea has ICBMs pointed at the U.S. So now's a perfect time to destroy legal weed. You can thank the perjury elf out front
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Ministry of Truth wants you to know they've always planned on removing statistics on domestic violence, the opioid crisis, and gang homicides
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Restaurant unveils Christmas burger which includes mushroom and chestnut pate on top of crispy onions, cranberry sauce, festive slaw and, unsurprisingly, a peri-peri chicken breast fillet and flame grilled thigh
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Liar lies as our soul slowly slides, deeper into the hell of Sander's eyes. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing with the anti-Succubus (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1500)
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Wed November 29, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Arose, by any other name, still describes the CO2 levels causing inevitable harmful warming
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
There once was a TV show called Riverdale. All of the actors were paid close to scale. Hot Dog desperately tries to find a tree, tonight on the CW, 8PM ET, you don't want to see what happens if he fails
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah decides that the right response to "Pocahontas" is to just agree and help normalize hate speech
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners named best recyclers in baseball, and it's not just because of penchant for churning roster with endless trades
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Set phasers to stunned: William Shatner relents in Twitter beef and decides to unblock "Star Trek: Discovery" captain Jason Isaacs on Twitter
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
An embittered Santa, a reindeer with poor body image, and an elf who desires to come out of the closet as a dentist team up for...wait, what exactly IS the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? (8pm, CBS)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
He rongonui New Zealand pouaka whakaata presenters refuse to mutu Maori words despite complaints that iwi kaore e taea understand ratou
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My sister's kids are on the autism spectrum. Her oldest is 13 - he experiences everything the same as the other kids. She does the same for her 4-year-old, but it doesn't work. How can I convince her to try something different with him?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Decades of research, trial, error, fortunes made and dashed, and here we are, in 2017, the enlightened era of digital information, lightening fast speeds, and HD clarity for you to enjoy Despacito, as preformed by a rubber chicken. You are welcome
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
OLD: Blade Runner deserving a sequel. NEW: Master and Commander deserving a sequel. General quarters, full sail and cue Russell Crowe playing Boccherini with a violin, banjo style
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Mon November 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reason 17 you want to avoid prison. Really disgusting, short slideshow of prison food
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead sure enjoys airing episodes that waste a lot of down time, and last night's episode was no exception, though we got some good moments with Carol, Maggie, and Ezekiel. Though the Trash Romulans are annoying [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In exactly the kind of move you'd expect, the Mooch sues a school newspaper for insulting him by describing him accurately
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed against Trump trying to destroy the CFPB
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(Google)
 
 
 
Great news - a friend's breast lump biopsy came back: it's non-cancerous. Can you help a Farker out by designing a tasteless celebratory card? LGTE
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
As the world crumbles around him, Rex Tillerson is trying to figure out PowerPoint. You just know he's the type of person to use every single fade effect available and read directly from the slides
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes sweeps the front row with Bottas out front. Some positions in the manufacturers race can still change hands in the final race of the 2017 season. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Abu Dhabi at 8am EST on NBCSN
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese woman decides to eat 10,000 calories worth of McDonald's which is surprisingly more than just a Big Mac and fries and a large coke
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Those vagina slippers you've been waiting for are finally here. The manufacturer says each one is designed to handle a foot
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So Tillerson is deliberately destroying the State Department
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(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
"In 1965, it started to create new rights, and today we've got a problem." Roy Moore, describing his take on the Voting Rights Act of 1965, but don't you *DARE* call him a racist
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's latest TV ad: Come for the sell-out actress with no character describing him as "a man of character", stay for the mom who supports him because she carries a gun to protect her family
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Spanish singer sees Disney clutching those ginormous piles of money from Frozen and decides they need to let it go into his bank account after ripping off his song
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas voter registration cross check database, designed to clean up voter rolls may have gotten cleaned out
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
9 episodes of huge TV shows that even the fans hate. In other news, there are some episodes of Big Bang Theory that people liked
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Uma Thurman to Weinstein: "You don't deserve a bullet, but you will feel my sword when I am ready"
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Thu November 23, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Women increasingly making wokely named artisanal cheese. "Compared with the bro-centric field of craft beer, where female brewers have struggled to get respect and recognition despite significant contributions, cheese making is a relative haven"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Warnings for LA beaches: Low tides, high temperatures and also watch out for the thousands of stingrays hidden in the sand. CRIKEY
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Wed November 22, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Drone footage provides eerie look at abandoned NYC hospital, once America's largest tuberculosis sanatorium
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Desperately seeking ham
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Did no one notice the design before it was constructed?
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
I have no problem cooking a turkey, nor the sides, nor timing things to come out at the same time. What I have a problem with are those used to be metal, now plastic, doohickeys that hold the feet together. How the hay do you remove those things?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
In seeking the authorization to search the properties, police wrote that they became suspicious after internet searches that described "massages with happy endings"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stolen John Lennon memorabilia recovered in Germany. Apparently stolen by Ono's Turkish limo driver more than ten years ago. Includes diaries and hand-written lyrics and more
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Android phones have been phoning home to Google, providing cell tower information despite having location services turned off
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Vikings move into the top five, the Chiefs drop out of the top ten, the Bengals and the Texans move into the top 20 and of course the Browns are last, which is probably higher than they deserve. It's the week 12 NFL power rankings
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There's a Guy Fieri-themed bar crawl called Fiericon, where everyone wears Hawaiian shirts and desperately tries to find their way to Flavortown
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
In light of Al Franken and Charlie Rose sexual harassment revelations, what celebrity would utterly destroy your image of awesome, upright men if his sleazy sins were revealed? John Oliver? Jimmy Carter? Mister Rogers? Drew Curtis?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
State Department officials formally accuse Secretary of State Rex Tillerson of violating a federal law designed to stop foreign militaries from enlisting child soldiers
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un calls President Trump an "idiot" while Venezuela's president Maduro describes him as "dope with the the intelligence of a kindergartner." No, wait. Sorry. Actually, National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster said those things about Trump
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Trump grants inadequate disaster relief to Tx and Fla. California, where 41 people died and 3k homes were destroyed get nothing, NADA. Why? FARK you, that's why. Liberal snowflakes all. When Trump was made fun of on the playground, did he complain? NO
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The EPL weekend concludes with Brighton and Hove Albion hosting Stoke on Monday Night Football. Can the Gulls keep flying high or will the Potters provide a smoke screen? Kickoff is at 3pm EST on NBCSN
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Airways decides that now is the time to remind everyone that the UK still has a class system, and it should mean something. What what
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
In a world where absolutely nothing makes sense anymore, Forbes decides to drop some truth bombs
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
While the Council of Ricks sit Shiva, it's a flashback episode told from the perspective of the Saviors and Eugene, replaying the first four episodes of the season from the villains' perspective. Will there be momentum? The Walking Dead 9pm EST on AMC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you had any plans of saying the stupidest thing this week, you just might want to save it for next Sunday
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Justice League's opened at #1 with a dismal $96 million, the worst opening of any DC film. Despite Julia Roberts, Wonder debuts at #2 with $28 million, edging out Thor: Ragnarok's $20 million #3 finish while Daddy's Home 2 was #5 with $13.6 million
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Sat November 18, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Victim blaming sexual harassment and assault victims is here; "Women should dress modestly"
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Fri November 17, 2017
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Techno-optimists once prized testicular material from apes; now they plan to upload human minds into cyberspace, and design a post-human species. But sci-fi writers of the past saw this coming, and did not welcome our robot overlords
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
JFK's grandson speaks up about attending Harvard Law School: 'I don't have a life, but that's what I signed up for.' If only there were some way to describe this paper chase
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Ohio Democratic Gubernatorial candidate and current supreme court justice decides people deserve to know that he's banged a lot of broads on behalf of all heterosexual males, for some reason
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With both Thor: Rag The Puck and Justice Hockey League out now, this week's NHL power rankings assigns every team the super they deserve, not the one they need
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Think that Shake Weights were the stupidest exercise invented? Behold: Squat Magic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Rockets unlocked the cheat codes and scored 90 against the Suns. In the first half
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Thu November 16, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The House tries to foreclose on the poor, Franken farks up and cops to it, and Menendez gets off. And of course, Moore keeps digging. From the darkest to the weirdest timeline. MSNBC Primetime Livethread, the madness takes form at 8pm EST
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Here it is.. Your Fark Turkey Day sides thread. Share what you're making/taking to the feast. Canned Cranberries shall be banned at the door
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The secret meaning of the Oreo cookie design
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The sight of angry white men destroying their own coffee machines seemed to be the perfect visual expression for Americans voting against their own self-interests
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"A medical-marijuana dispensary will bring undesirable elements. Army vets with PTSD, you know, just give me a break, they can get over it. Women with breast cancer. They all have that cadaverous look and they wear those ridiculous turbans"
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Woman steals Highlander, upgrades by stealing Lexus, upgrades again by stealing BMW, all in a few hours while out on bail for car theft
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Wed November 15, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will McIntyre and Almas come to blows before their title match? Can Mercedes Martinez score an upset over Ember Moon? Has the Street Profits' antics gotten them into big trouble? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts w/ NXT @ 8pm EST on WWE Network
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House Democrats introduce Articles of Impeachment against Trump despite having negative infinity chance of success in the House
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Chinese may have an inferior political and economic system, but they can see where the world is heading, and they're moving to take advantage of that. meanwhile Trump is desperately chasing any short-term win he can trumpet
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"White House sources tell CNN Trump is waiting to see how conservative opinion on Moore develops in the coming days before he decides whether to pull his support for Moore's candidacy... in particular, the reaction of Sean Hannity"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former MI6 head of the Russia desk and secret American liberal, Chris Steele, is "70%-90%" sure the dossier is accurate
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Since it looks like his rule is all but over, let us look back at the Zimbabwe that was and the three decades of Mugabe rule. Come for the "Mugabe falling" photoshops, stay for the trillion dollar bills
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists attempting to permanently alter a person's DNA. Results will be A) cure disease, B) cancer, C) superpowers, D) rampaging mutant monster destroying the city
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British comedian blends Elvis with The Evil Dead 2 in new hit musical. Includes severed hand love song You Were Always On My Arm
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Today's "What the what?" headline: Denver not a top-five choice for Amazon HQ2, despite breweries, Wall Street Journal says
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The dudes at the Washington Post are not happy about these fake robocalls
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Despicable Mario
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Limbaugh gives his listeners the old "Roy Moore was a Democrat when he committed those sexual assaults" move, which the Russian judge has ruled valid and deserving of a perfect 10. Stuck the landing with a belly full of pain pills
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Following release of Bitcoin Cash, which was designed to fix flaw in Bitcoin, another cryptocurrency Bitcoin Gold launched to fix another flaw. Expect new Bitcoin Silver, Crystal, Ruby and Sapphire to launch soon. Gotta catch 'em all
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pence just wants to make it clear to everyone that despite being the VP, the head of the transition team, and despite receiving a letter from Rep. Cummings about Flynn, he had no knowledge that the entire campaign was a Russian front
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
15 minutes after Wikileaks asked Trump Jr. to talk about the Podesta emails, Trump tweeted about them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Do the Saints move up for destroying the Bills at home? Can the 49ers overtake the Giants? Its your Week 11 ESPN Power Rankings
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Take a few tips from these sex-mad passengers on how to join the Mile High Club. Includes some great stock photos
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Mon November 13, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The holiday season is upon us, so here's a list of the ten best car games to play on those long road trips. I'm guessing "see who can come up with the most unique insult for a slideshow" must be number one
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently police are confounding American white supremacists the same way Sheriff Bart delayed Hedley Lamarr's goon squad from destroying Rock Ridge
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a rather unconventional PR move Keurig CEO decides the best way to move forward amidst their Sean Hannity's Fox News program advertisement controversy is to piss off everybody
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Since Facebook was designed to be addictive, does that make it evil?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
PedoMoore decides to focus on conservative religious values. Look out, teenage girls
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The greatest archaeology treasures of North America are doomed to destruction by the American Taliban. Sorry, I meant the Trump administration
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(Some Foodie Guy)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual list of "things you should never make for Thanksgiving" that includes most of the things that make Thanksgiving worth having. Also, how do you "make" canned cranberry sauce?
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes bookends the field with Bottas on the pole and Hamilton starting last after a hard hit in the wall during qualifying. This is your Formula 1 Brazilian Grand Prix discussion thread at 11am EST on NBCSN
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Recent inductees to National Toy Hall of Fame (Clue, Wiffle Ball, paper airplane) brings the total to 65. Which of these 10 most overlooked toys deserves to be included next?
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Someone finally was able to make a fast getaway from the Mercedes F1 team. Unfortunately it was robbers outside the track in São Paulo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Despite what every U.S. intelligence agency has concluded, after meeting with Putin, Trump says he believes he "means it" when he says Russia didn't interfere with U.S. elections
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman decides she wants to adopt a cat, one that had to be a middle-aged calico, and if she found such a cat she would it name it Bella. She goes to the shelter and is greeted by a 6-year-old calico ... named Bella. Serendipity, thy name is Caturday
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservative author discloses she was victim of sexual abuse when she was 12, and she'd like to introduce Judge Moore to the concept of a millstone as described in Luke 17:2
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, the city's destroyed and the power plant is in full meltdown, as Black Bolt and Maximus face off with the Moon at stake in the series finale. Hopefully Lockjaw can be a good boy on another series (9pm EST, ABC)
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina now has over 300 registered breweries. No count available on distilleries (by design)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I met a man who despised me. He despised me for who I am, a veteran. And you know what? That, that right there, is the highest compliment I could be paid"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Any dildo can be a listening device if you're desperate enough
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Many C.K. fans who heard about the allegations were loath to believe that a man who could be so forthright about some of the hardest topics to parse comedically could have this other side to him." Wait, isn't that the same side?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And like magic, here it is: the stupidest thing I've read all day. Fox News legal analyst: Actual victims of sexual predators are 'very few and far between'
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
A 10-year deferred sentence was given to daughter for marrying her birth mother. Sick tag has the weirdest boner right now. (Bonus matching shirt mug shot goodness)
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
Veterans' Day weekend food thread: what is the ultimate, optimized, ur-dessert that you always take some of at a potluck or any other meal where it's present?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
ARM demands felony charges for cow abuse. Meanwhile, the Core Commander happily lights a grill made out of destroyed Pee Wee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Bob Goodlatte will not seek re-election in 2018. This opens up a key seat for his rival, Mike Badespresso
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Dems' new plan for 2018: New candidates, more ambition" ... still no sign of "economic policy good enough to bring in hordes of easy votes" instead of "hey look at us we're better than the GOP"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson says he's ordered Republican leaders to adopt a pro-billionaire platform, and (re-reads) wait, wrong resort tycoon. Wrong party, too. Forgive subby for cultivating the crazy notion that both sides are bad
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Get your Aquanet and spandex ready, after decades living as a recluse, Punky Meadows is back
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
When Paul Ryan became Speaker, he said he'd he change the process so input from all sides would be welcome. Narrator: But he didn't. In fact he just set the record the number of "closed rule" bills this session, and hasn't offered a single open one
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Some vehicles aren't designed for quick U-turns. This ship captain found a way. With video
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Snapchat and Twitter are changing their interface design. You'll get over it
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
There wasn't much to celebrate this N7 Day, as EA accomplished what the Reapers never could: Destroying the Mass Effect universe
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Razor blades in Halloween candy is a myth, but some jerk is leaving meat with embedded fishhooks at a dog park
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bob Costas claims football destroys people's brains, posits effects on players may be even worse
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sears decides to not wait for that pesky 3rd quarter conference call and just puts out there what everyone knows: the ship is crashing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Send Nudes
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
So, you remember that naked Canadian car crash the other day? Well, it gets weirder... [Includes naked perp pix]
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Trump orders CIA chief to investigate both sides in Russia hacking investigation. This is the dumbest timeline
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In this episode of the Paradise Papers: The island that swapped donkey rides for offshore cash. (No need to visit Urban Dictionary; they're talking actual donkeys.)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oldest UVA football player/statistician John Risher dies at 107. Duke sucked back in his day, too
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Despite what liberals want you to believe, the word "Republican" is not a synonym for "racist"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
In Japan, so-called "manholers" are enthusiasts of interesting designs associated with easy access to sewage systems and waterworks. Uh-huh
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Mars 2020 rover to offer incredible views of Red Planet, despite lacking star power of Val Kilmer and Carrie-Anne Moss
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hulk looks different because Hulk talks more: "So you see a completely different Hulk. He can do things the old Hulk couldn't do, simply in the sense that his mouth can make different shapes. He hasn't got the broadest vocabulary, but he could"
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
In light of Deshaun Watson's injury, Bob McNair may allow an inmate to run the prison
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
More children were lead-poisoned in a single Grand Rapids zip code than all seven Flint zip codes combined - before, during, and after the Flint water crisis
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Liberals OUTRAGED at Trump's OUTRAGEOUS behavior in Japan where he OUTRAGEOUSLY desecrated the tradition of feeding koi fish by dumping his fish food at once instead of spooning it and...what? The Japanese prime minister dumped his first? *crickets*
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Actors share their rudest audiences, from the guy that jumped on stage to charge his phone on a fake outlet in the set to the bored girls talking selfies. Discussion time: What was the rudest display you ever seen at an audience?
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If Movember had a Hall of Fame, Einstein, Yosemite Sam, Billie Dee Williams, and Teddy Roosevelt would all be enshrined in it (slideshow)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Behold, beta cucks. Look upon your Master Race and despair
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Sun November 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What would it be like if wimmens were physically stronger than men, much like the rest of the natural world? Besides no sammiches
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good people on both sides...right?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars may result in pedestrians' lives being easier and safer... One day we'll all think back to those crazy days when we let people drive cars. Imagine that
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Old man takes a look at his life, decides to sell all his toys
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venom: Whether it paralyzes, liquefies flesh, induces clots, or crashes blood pressure, we can't escape the products and services it provides to us
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DONE: Let you down: ✓ Run around: ✓ Make you cry: ✓ Tell a lie: ✓ Hurt you: ✓ TO DO: Give up, Say goodbye and desert you
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
What should we do with Native American artifacts unearthed by a storm? Seemingly unrelated pic provides an answer
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
One person escapes as home explodes in Sultan. Man, if they'd had a swing, they'd really have been in dire straits
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's wishes are denied yet again as Bowe Bergdahl only receives a dishonorable discharge and a $10,000 fine for desertion, which may be further reduced. Trump can only hope to be treated so kindly during his sentencing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN panel loses its collective shiat and descends into a fit of giggles at Trump's outrage at not being allowed to take part in the Russia collusion investigation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump decides to stop blaming Democrats for his lack of state department appointments. "Let me tell you, the one that matters is me, I'm the only one that matters because when it comes to it that's what the policy is going to be"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your dog gets hit by a car, beating the closest pedestrian won't bring the dog back bring the dog back
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"May 9th. Dear diary, I tried to read A Winter's Tale for like the umpteenth time. OMA I have no clue what the hell Shakespeare is saying, therefore I will declare jihad on the West and destroy the World Trade Center"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The sports gods giveth, the sports gods taketh away: DeShaun DeKnee DeStroyed
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If the U.S. president says you're guilty and deserve the death penalty, it may be hard to get an uncontaminated jury pool -- of course this will be someone else's fault
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP tax bill includes completely non-controversial provision to allow churches to endorse the GOP politician of their choice
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Never one to be deterred by earthquakes, landslides, or the death of 100s of his citizens, looks like L'il Kimmy is preparing to nuke the roots of his mountain again
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The oldest story in sports is not an athlete dying young. The oldest story in sports is an athlete getting old and playing past his prime"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rich Hill made sure that Yuri Gurriel got all the love he deserved from Dodgers fans
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First Secretary has been accused of sexual harassment which is ironic because usually it's secretaries being chased around the desk. You see, because secretaries are usually women. I'll be returning to the fifties now
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Democrats keep up their mission of sending the country further down a path of division in Virginia governor's race with despicable attack ad on Republican Ed Gillespie
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The next time your mom or your wife chides you for falling asleep during the sermon just tell her you are following the lead of the Pope
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN lets us know that, despite the on-screen yuck-fest, being a heavy-drinking 'bad mom' is actually more worrisome than funny
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(Time)
 
 
 
In a completely random coincidence that no one could have predicted, Paul Manafort was arrested for violating a law designed to catch Nazis
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Despite magic underwear, more Utah high school seniors drinking alcohol
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For the record, the Founding Fathers designed the act of impeachment to protect America from someone with a corrupt, venal, inattentive and impulsive character
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Nudes of Mount Fuji circulate after autumn storms blow its white top off
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
UN Environment Chief says that the US may meet its Paris goals despite Trump because the private sector is now driving the agenda and most American companies have decided to go green
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Possible shooter in a car running over pedestrians and then hitting a school bus very close to subby in Downtown Manhattan. Multiple injured
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Would you kindly join us as we endeavor to understand the mysteries of the condescending Huckabee. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1400'ish)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
On Twitter, President Trump opines on "the biggest story" that broke on Monday. Which is, of course, Tony Podesta voluntarily stepping down as head of his lobbying firm, the Podesta group, after his ties to some guy named Manafort went public
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember back in the day when we all believed Trump's Chief of Staff John Kelly would be an example of moral fortitude for the White House? He just praised Confederate General Robert E. Lee and said both sides were good in the Civil War
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Mon October 30, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite best attempts, Mark Ingram fails to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Potatoes grown from trash sold at Seahawks game. No word if this includes their offensive line
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A study found that people ate about two more pieces of candy when it was placed in clear bowls near their desks versus in opaque containers further away from them, according to the Captain Obvious Research Institute
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman says Deshaun Watson was the best quarterback his team has ever faced. Take that, Tom Brady You, too, Rodgers. Even though you both beat us
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Of all the celebrity guests who sailed on 'The Love Boat,' Andy Warhol was probably the weirdest
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Sun October 29, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from decades of painful nosebleeds? Maybe you have a tooth growing in your nasal cavity (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Worry not humans, when the robots rise, take your job and destroy your life, some of you will be spared. SOME
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Vettel captures his 50th pole along side Mad Max and relegates Mercedes to row 2. Hamilton can capture the drivers championship today if he finishes 5th or higher. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Mexico at 3pm ET on NBC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball decides racism is punishable next year
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Moore's new Broadway show has come under fire from Donald Trump, who's really desperate to avoid this whole Mueller probe
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Court says man deserves new trial because of a sleepy jury
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Women are beginning to open up about sexual abuse and harassment. Now is an excellent time for A) taking a good look at our behavior and attitudes toward women, B) discussing changes in the workplace, or C) holding a Roman Polanski retrospective
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Serial washing machine pooper is terrorizing SIU campus. Includes helpful artist's rendering of the pooper in action (SFW)
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Best Buy decides that they should charge $100 extra for the iPhone X because flexibility, which is Latin for "Fark you, that's why"
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Flammable costumes, red M&Ms, and razor blades in candy bars were just some of the reasons why Halloween was much more dangerous in the 1970s
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(CBS)
 
 
 
Destined to join "The Star Wars Christmas Special" on the list of "What were they thinking?" CBS presents "Michael Jackson's Halloween"
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former NYC mayor Mike Bloomberg says the UK Brexit fubar is the stupidest thing any country has EVER done ...besides some other silly younger country electing Trump
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Your quarterly Game Trading Thread. Have extra game codes lying around? Humblebundle library full of unused keys? Want to trade them out for something different? Come join us to the right. LGT GOG Connect with new games available
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
As sexy as she is, the world's greatest cosplayer's best work may be as men: Lestat, Edward Scissorhands, Jack Sparrow (slideshow)
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(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
The trade deficit is not destroying jobs, but tearing up NAFTA will
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Arsenal FC annual general meeting descends into farce as hecklers and shareholders demand hope and change, get brush-offs and even more Arsenal
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Biden decides not to decide not to run, furthering the gap between the nots and the not-nots
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
You know it's an epic 'hold my beer' moment when the homemade explosive device you are working on explodes and the cops don't find your body until a day later
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(London Review of Books)
 
 
 
The Rorschach test was designed by an expert on Swiss phallic cults. It remains influential among Japanese marriage counselors, American courts, and prisons around the world. Here comes the questionable science (ooh, a butterfly)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Boa constrictor found in hotel bed, found before it could do what is described in that Shel Silverstein poem
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Which HR policy did he violate?" "All of them." Share your weirdest work stories- TechSubby once had a sales manager demand that a photo be rotated to show what was behind a car
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Wed October 25, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals coach Bruce Arians: "Despite what you've heard, I'm here for the long haul"
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Administrators in one southern California school district have been receiving extra payments from a secret "profit sharing" fund for decades, and no one seems to know why. Not even the people receiving them
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Californians' urine now includes increased herbicide levels in addition to increased herb levels. Like, just let them fight it out, man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US intelligence community broadens surveillance...on US citizens...without Congressional, or executive oversight...with help of decades old law. Sleep well citizen
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman crashes wedding, pours a drink on her boyfriend, punches a bridesmaid and runs to the bathroom. Then it gets weird
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Problem: Design crosswalks that are more noticeable to drivers. Solution: Make 'em 3-D
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
New Discovery provides evidence that humans hunted woolly mammoths with spears tipped with mammoth ivory and bones. Dude, that is SO Metal
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
FCC waiting till you're too stuffed with turkey, mashed potatoes, and cranberry relish to care that it will destroy net neutrality and hand the big telecoms all the power they need to control the internet
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Armed man tries to rob store wearing scuba mask. He must have been the designated diver
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman learns her 'Toot for Trump' sign on her property violates codes, rational thinking
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Sexy Halloween costumes for dudes - with a New Orleans flair
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(WalletHub)
 
 
 
What college provides the best bang for the buck? New 2018 rankings emphasize value against cost
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chase introduces new mobile banking app Finn, designed to target millennials. No word on when their Jake app will be released
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Rick Scott to make environmental statement. Vegas odds are 3 in 4 on 'the Environment is evil and must be destroyed'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Despite having been unable to pass a budget in 4 years and the state being unable pay basic expenses; IL Gov. Bruce Rauner announces he's running for re-election. Expected campaign slogan: Rauner 2018- because the crater isn't smoking enough yet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Time to shut down the Mueller investigation, apparently it's now targeting a Democratic-leaning Podesta group. Can't have that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently you can use secret codes to get more out of Netflix, and the Daily Fail has printed all of them
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rhino spots poacher tracking and preparing to kill it, so it decides to attack first, injuring the would-be murderer. Hero tag is for the rhino
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(Wired)
 
 
 
What happens when self-drive cars meet New York pedestrians?
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Sun October 22, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After decades of holding out as the rest of the nation slowly succumbed to the monolithic retail juggernaut, Vermont has finally fallen
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Vikings conquer the NFC North? Can the Broncos end the Chargers winning streak? How badly are the Aaron-less Packers going to be destroyed today? Your 2017 NFL: Week 7 thread kicks off @ 1pm ET on CBS, FOX
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Prehistoric shrimp emerge from the Australian desert after a heavy rain. They're immediately captured and sold into the dark world of Sea Monkey black market
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Here's how autonomous vehicles will destroy your city and force everyone you love to serve as slaves in the new robot revolution. Or live in utopia. Could go either way
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Sat October 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Haven't been watching The Orville? You have been missing one of the best serious science fiction shows on television. (spoiler warning for first 6 episodes.)
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(Washington Post)
 
Video
 
Sometimes we get what we deserve: Global Warming is going to kill off all the coffee trees
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DNC chair calls for party unity despite party disunity
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mile High Club with stewardesses provided for first class. Economy class still provides complimentary beatings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What could be more awkward than showing up to do a remote broadcast of the weather forecast at the local racetrack at the same time the rival station decides to do the same?
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump nominees show up to work despite not having been confirmed by the Senate or even being offered a soft start date
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's the pre-Friday news dump version of the White House Press Briefing. Last chance for condescension and deflection until next week for our dear Sarah. (2:00 PM EDT give or take a half hour)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer tries to arrange a threesome during an interview and is now receiving accolades from the reporter
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Cross defends racist comments toward actress by saying he was "doing his asshole racist redneck character". Bill Cosby last seen frantically calling his publicist to let it be known he's just been doing his serial rapist character for decades
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(Time)
 
 
 
Despite Trumpy giving himself a bigly 10 for the response of Hurricane Maria, here are the disturbing numbers on Puerto Rico one month after the storm
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas police officer tells Patrick Stewart that after seeing some horrible things, a couple of TNG episodes have the power to make him feel better about the future. Probably not Code of Honor or Angel One though
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Completely legitimate ghost activity caught on several security cameras of city, right in the middle of shot, which perfectly ties in with anecdotal testimonies from staff and regulars. No fishing wire or desperate attempts at free publicity here
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russian socialite decides she's had enough of living, challenges Putin's presidency
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's a reason he's known as "Sideshow Don"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher reveals his favorite songs from his favorite bands; the list includes The Stone Roses, The Smiths, Blur, The La's, and--wait, what?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists, apparently still hard of hearing, baffled about the source of the loudest underwater sound ever recorded twenty years ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is world's oldest tortoise GAY? Not that there's anything wrong with that
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House staff drafted Niger sympathy statement for Trump that was never released, likely because Trump was too busy fighting the NFL, golfing, tweeting and trying to destroy Obamacare, and because he feels sympathy for no one
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Animal Planet enlists family of beloved star to help destroy your childhood, his legacy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the delicious fall flavor pumpkin spice destroy us all?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Couple spotted on CCTV having sex in a Domino's spared jail after judge decides the pizza was punishment enough
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Parents can too co-sleep with their kids and still have a sex life, say parents of kid who's going to be in therapy for decades
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite taxpayers paying for everything, Trump's net worth drops $600 million on Forbes' top 400 richest persons list, falls 92 spots
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms may be ideal to eat near the end of your life because they remove anxiety, cure depression, and help you spot the translucent llama hiding in your third eye tasked with taking you back to Valhalla on the iridescent wings of eagles
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
North America's second-oldest Snow Monkey gets a promotion
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that robots are better at slicing open humans than surgeons are. Decades of movies have taught us that
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mississippi town finally joins the 20th century and looks forward to joining those of us in the 21st century by desegregating its schools
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says that despite the fact that he destabilized insurance markets by cutting the Obamacare subsidies that made them work, and the fact that the GOP controls all the branches of government, he won't take any of the blame for its collapse (link fixed)
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Baggies head to the KP to face Leicester. Both teams desperate for a win, with the Baggies hoping to move into the top half while the Foxes want out of the relegation zone. This is your Premier League MNF Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 3 pm EDT
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Several injuries reported after Louisiana oil rig explodes in Lake Pontchartrain
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Scientists designed a robotic skin that can camouflage itself like an octopus making it even more difficult for the few humans left after the robot apocalypse to spot their new cybernetic overlords
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Projection noun pro·jec·tion \ prə-ˈjek-shən - the attribution of one's own ideas, feelings, or attitudes to other people or to objects; especially the externalization of blame, guilt, or responsibility as a defense against anxiety
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jilted girlfriend of Wall Street banker gives his £100k Mercedes a bath after being scorned on business deal, dumped at dinner (possible nsfw content on page)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to Venezuela, its economy is imploding, millions are deserting the collapsing blackhole of a country. The International Monetary Fund says all is lost. Good job, socialists
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Looks like Marvel has decided to go really dark with this New Mutant movie. It also includes the other Stark sister from Game of Thrones Maisie Williams as the mutant Wolfsbane
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Fri October 13, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study says one giant ocean wind farm could power the world, assuming we figure out how pay for it, maintain it, get the power to land, keep hurricanes from destroying it and survive the ice age it would cause
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Soon Idaho may be known for more than just potatoes. It may soon be designated as the first U.S. Dark Sky Reserve if approved by the International Dark-Sky Association (with some pretty cool photos comparing light pollution in cities vs the wilderness)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump decertifies Iran nuclear deal, but will not withdraw from it. Calls on Congress to fix it by adding things it was never designed to do
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
List of "careers" that won't exist in 2030 includes travel agent, word processor, and paper boy. List omits apothecary, storm trooper, Easter Bunny
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
400-lb marble bust of Napoleon Bonaparte has been sitting in NJ town's Borough Hall for 85 years. Someone finally decides to crawl behind it and find out who the sculptor was
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"No, Yellowstone Is Not Going To Erupt As A Supervolcano Soon. No, It Can't Destroy Mankind!" Everyone don't panic
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Wait, so you're telling me a voter commission designed and led by a guy who has made it his life's mission to deny non-Republicans the right to vote *may* have done something illegal? Well I just don't know what to believe in anymore
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