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500 headlines found matching 'des'
Mon September 15, 2014
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings and NFL decide to allow running back Adrian Peterson to play despite being indicted on child injury charges on news that there is no video of the incident
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Initiatives raising the minimum wage have made it onto ballots in four states, and activists on both sides say the have a good chance of passing in the liberal bastions of Arkansas, Alaska, Nebraska, and South Dakota
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(206)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Icelandic government commission concludes legendary lake monster Lagarfljótsormurinn is completely real after analyzing the video evidence
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(15)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
From the "Well, Duh. That's what happens when you lower taxes on the rich and eliminate the middle class News Desk" comes the story of the year. "US wealth gap putting the squeeze on state revenue"
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So many pedestrians are using cell phones while walking while completely oblivious to things around them that cities have begun putting lanes on sidewalks specifically for them
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(45)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig set to become the latest person out to destroy the Star Wars universe
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to a-ha's Morten Harket, a band and singer unfortunately pigeonholed as One-Hit Wonders despite their nine studio albums and numerous global hits. Here's their classic smash Take On Me
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone in Britain has managed to steal an entire cricket ground: "The ground is described as about 450 x 550 feet in diameter, grass covered and possibly muddy"
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(43)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Bungie's rip off of Warhammer's rip off of Starcraft is destined to make you go 'meh'
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(61)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Kidnapped by ISIS: a rare survivor describes his 40 days in Hell
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(52)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
List of people to replace Roger Goodell includes Oprah, Mitt Rmoney, and Jets fan 'Fireman Ed'
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(51)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
SNL decides that the show doesn't suck enough, removes Cecily Strong from Weekend Update
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(97)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Winners of high-profile smart gun design challenge are afraid to come out publicly for fear of being shot on sight
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(356)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Congress finally comes together in bipartisan harmony to bash the President for sidestepping them in the ISIS fight
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(173)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
I have the weirdest Bono all of a sudden
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(29)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Scientists able to hear an atom for the first time. After talking to one for awhile, the lead scientist described it as a bit quarky
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(17)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hannity guest A.J. Delgado decides to show Doocy and Kilmeade what REAL victim blaming is all about. Come for "Ray Rice is the bigger victim of domestic violence here," stay for "[Janay] knocked herself out on that railing"
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(299)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
High school student launches petition to be allowed to have a cat and lasers in what may be either the most awesome or saddest senior photo ever
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(93)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
What were you, almost? Besides a contender, I mean
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(56)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Nobody who can talk knows exactly what the family did behind drawn shades, but we do know it involved bad smells, infestation of vermin, crime scene tape, and a hazmat cleanup crew
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(53)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Design a mission patch for this British astronaut
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(18)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Crocoduck fossil discovered in Sahara Desert. Kirk Cameron last seen with a banana crying inconsolably
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(61)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
It's OK to commemorate 9/11 on Twitter. That is, unless you're a personified rubber vajayjay for dudes to fap with
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(80)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Headline: "Tattoo taboo fades in workplaces" TFA: "Tattoo regret can be expensive"
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(174)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Republican man-fantasy Putin steps up to be the guy that sides with ISIS
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(128)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
13 years later, America is stuck on a September 10th mentality. You remember September 10th, 2001 don't you? When President Bush was bombing al Qaeda and vowing to destroy them?
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(97)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Crazed man goes through neighborhood using knife to trash cars, destroy an American flag, and decapitate a stuffed animal. "He drove here, got out and decided to start cutting. That's crazy"
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(11)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Move to rural Japan, have a cow. Or not: "So far there has only been one person who took us up on the cow, and that was two decades ago"
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(56)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dominatrix speaking at Canadian Senate committee threatens to out politicians who use sex services if new backwards arse Conservative prostitution bill goes through. In other news, Fark desperately in need of "Oh Snap" tag
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(77)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears vows to destroy the porn star who ruined her umpteenth relationship
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(84)
 
(DL Central)
 
 
 
Destiny players "furious over inability to explore Uranus." Yeah, we're just gonna leave this one here
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(23)
 
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Not news: Guy talks about drugs at dinner. Fark: Butt-dials 911 while talking about drug deal, gets arrested after dessert
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(24)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Scientists attempt to convert beams of light into solid crystal. You know it's important research because it's described as "super awesome" right there in the scientific paper
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(27)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top 25 underappreciated straight-to-DVD films (Bonus: Not a slideshow)
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(98)
 
(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Doom Designer John Romero: "Imagine if World of Warcraft was a shooter. That would be brand new - nobody would have seen something that big and that cool. We've barely scratched the surface of shooters"
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(110)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mayor of Philadelphia decides it's time to get blunt (link fixed)
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(39)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Railway employee becomes national sensation for his faithful origami reproductions of over 3,000 different train designs. "He did not stop with the trains, even fashioning paper electric power substations and maintenance machines"
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(13)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
NCAA decides Penn State has suffered enough. Well, the NCAA's income has, anyways
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(95)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Turns out cheap sunglasses protect your eyes as well as expensive shades. ZZ Top predicted this
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(58)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Extra leg room in the first-class cabin is appreciated by men, women, centipedes
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(23)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Whether you give a Fark about playing Destiny or not, this alternative artwork is still pretty awesome
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(20)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hawking: I wouldn't poke at that Higgs boson if I were you because you'll DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
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(80)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
What does ammonium nitrate do when the truck carrying it rolls? It disintegrates the truck, destroys two firefighting vehicles and two bridges, and blows a hole in the Highway. With pics
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Sat September 06, 2014
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
"If you were to drive by Apple's headquarters on Infinite Loop right now you'd probably see the building on fire, engineers getting drunk on the lawn, and a goat at the reception desk, idly chewing on some resumes"
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The very drunk tale of the great English gin bender that went on for five decades in the 1800s
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(37)
 
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Ten of the weirdest things you can only do in Canada. Sitting on a chesterfield and drinking milk from a bag while you eat ketchup chips not among them
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren once again proves she's awesome: "'Why didn't hackers try and find naked selfies of me? I kept desperately looking at the list of people whose phones were hacked, hoping to see my name" (Not safe for work)
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hawaii brewpub proposes designating 1 hour a day as "sad hour"
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(16)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
How to make your own hyper-efficient desalination machine, using only the sun and some pencil shavings. This will be handy when the zombies come
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(49)
 
(Sportige)
 
 
 
The three oldest starting quarterbacks in the NFL just might be the best three at the position as well
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(50)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Redesign a well-known brand's logo. Link goes to crappy example
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NATO members United States, Britain, France, Australia, Canada, Germany, Turkey, Italy, Poland and Denmark are going into Iraq and Syria to totally destroy ISIS. Come for the massive bombing campaign, stay for the kick-ass menu
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(260)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ly decides to return to Bloomberg as $32B just doesn't go as far as it used to
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(12)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
9 Reasons to be excited by Windows 9. Not listed: the fact that it isn't Windows 8. Warning: Slideshow
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(131)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Army can't track spending on $4.3b system designed to track spending. Ironic tag steps in for Obvious tag, whose whereabouts are unknown
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(14)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"There's no delicate way to put it: I am a fat man. I know that pants are designed to be worn around my navel, but this is the thickest part of my body. Even with a belt, my pants fall down. How should fat guys wear their pants?"
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(153)
 
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: A nod to that tasty little fungus among us. Let's talk about interesting ways to put mushrooms to good use. From topping pizzas to inclusions in sides, stuffed or put on a bun as sandwich, how do you like your mushrooms?
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(129)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American President and UK Prime Minister try to drum up support for attacking the Middle East. This also includes a guy named Hussein. No, I'm not f*cking with you, it just feels like it
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(29)
 
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
Interactive map illustrates the weirdest things people regularly eat, broken down by state
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(69)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox desperately trying to "redefine" what their new survival show Utopia is all about, given that the diverse cast isn't getting along nor are they focusing on anything other than securing leadership
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(65)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Transgender SEAL says coming out was the hardest thing she ever did, even harder than ziplining into a terrorist stronghold under heavy machine gun fire in a high heels and a cocktail dress
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(165)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Oldest pyramid in Egypt is in danger of collapse. Amway executives plead innocence
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(23)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Man sues Apple for splitting up Breaking Bad's final season on itunes, should really focus his energies on the idiots at AMC who think that dragging 16 completed episodes out over two years is a good idea
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(57)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Americans worry that medical debt will leave them bankrupt, destitute and living in the gutter. People in other countries ask "What's medical debt?"
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(90)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP warns Democratic Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz that if she knows what's good for her, she'll better stop describing Scott Walker like he abuses women
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(72)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The collapse of Obama's foreign policy" Well, aside from the complete destruction of Iraq and neighboring states as they get swallowed up by ISIS and the total invasion of Eastern Europe by the Russians, this is totally true
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(57)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
This 66-lb hot dog sundae is the ballpark frank we deserve
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Rand Paul is saying that President Obama should convene Congress, get a declaration of war against ISIS and then "Destroy them militarily", which is gonna make for some awkward conversation with his dad the next time they meet
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(278)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Well everyone was distracted by ISIS, Crimea, and celebrity nudes, the cows rose up against Austria
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(63)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Not news: Bee infestation on playground. Fark: No one knows what to do because they don't have government permission to use pesticides
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(67)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't need a $10,000 raise, a more understanding boss, or an office with a window to be truly happy at work. You just need a little green plant on your desk
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(81)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Only two things come from Texas; moron governors and a football team in desperate need of a pass rush and I don't see any glasses on you boy
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(78)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember for decades the Fed kept telling everybody to save money and not spend it all? If you are doing that you are a bad, bad, person and ruining the economy so SPEND SPEND SPEND
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(236)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite Indiana's reputation as a backward state, lawyers must wear socks in the courtroom
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(36)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Facebook gives people who depend upon it for information on current events what they deserve
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news for those of you who've been concerned that Eric Cantor might fall into a life of destitution since losing his election: He just got hired by a Wall Street Investment firm and is coming back to DC as its Vice Chairman. Yay, little guy
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(37)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Luxottica CEO can't deal with it, gets $13M payout after resigning over differences with company founder. I guess you could say his future's so bright, he - *removes sunglasses* - doesn't need shades
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(40)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sellafield, England described as the only place in England that still has 'easily affordable' housing. You might want to pack a Geiger counter in the moving van, though
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(21)
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school district provides free breakfast and lunch to ALL students, thus reducing paperwork and the stigma of being the "poor kid" who gets free food
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(143)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Trailer rec-cut shows what might have happened if Christopher Nolan directed The Incredibles - those Pixar characters Gotham deserves
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(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
127-year-old woman who has outlived her 5 children is a grandmother to 20, great-grandmother to 73 and great-great-grandma to 55 becomes the unofficial oldest person who has ever lived. And she doesn't look a day over 110
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(99)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Designer thinks the ghost of John Belushi still hovers over her store. Over? Did you say, 'over?'
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(49)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
President Obama takes a few hours away from his busy schedule golfing and destroying America to attend the wedding of his personal chef, which is expected to cost taxpayers billions
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(162)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Rescued dog in Hiroshima becomes rescue dog in Hiroshima. "An dog abandoned by people is now rescuing them. It is a proof that Yumenosuke deserves to live"
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(12)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Cab company Uber must be stopped by any means necessary. It is the true embodiment of unrestrained hypercapitalism. And together, we can destroy it
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(168)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Corvette Museum decides to stop pouring money into a hole in the ground
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(8)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Guy designs 3D printer that can make stuff out of concrete, builds a castle in his back yard
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(66)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
World's saddest cat needs a new home
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(39)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Bill's Summer Book Club 2.0 - Six books that Bill Gates says you should read (deslidefied for your enjoyment)
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(7)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Doctor Who is the saddest show on TV
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(80)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What songs do you like despite the fact their lyrics are awful? Subby thinks that most of Rush's work would fall into this cateogry
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(173)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to their manager, Destiny's Child might reunite if he can find a stage big enough for three singers and Beyonce's ego
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(12)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut, in a desperate attempt to stay relevant, is now stuffing their crust with bacon and cheese
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(120)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old decides workman drilling outside building 80ft above the ground is making too much noise, cuts his harness
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(133)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Mpora)
 
 
 
Six of the weirdest ways to stop your bike getting stolen include guard dogs, bendy frames and replacing the seat with a dildo (pics)
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(58)
 
(Alice 97.3 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Your gross-out for the day ... a box of giant millipedes found at airport
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(37)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you have a desire to go off and become an American jihadist to turn the world around and go back to barbaric times? Here's the psychological reasons behind it
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lingerie League football game descends into brawl during post game handshakes, with both players and spectators beating each other and themselves
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Realizing that he's pretty screwed in November, Tom Corbett decides to go with Obamacare and expand Medicaid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHA STOP STOP. YOU'RE KILLING ME
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(140)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Honk if these driving habits make you grit your teeth. (deslidefied for your convenience)
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(41)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
NFL minor league, best idea or weirdest idea?
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(18)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Woman dies at Burning Man after being run over by a large "art car." Surprisingly enough, for a festival that features people playing with fire and takes place in a desert, it is the first fatality in the festival's 28-year history
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(124)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
Hurricane Cristobal likely to spew sunshine and rainbows over England, but destroy Scotland a little
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Praise be to [insert deity]. Our annual national nightmare ends today. College football is back. Join us at 6pm for TAMU @ SCar, 8pm for Boise vs. Mississippi in Georgia or 9pm for Temple @ Vandy. The nightcap includes Rutgers @ WAZZU
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(195)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Tea Party wants you to "Tell a Prius driver how you feel" about efforts to stop climate change by buying an "America Love it or Leave it" bumper sticker. Apparently loving it enough to want to stop its destruction is not an option
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(331)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pabst mansion sells for $4.8 million, is described as tasteless and only ironically appreciated by hipsters
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(19)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Man dressed as Batman spotted speeding down a Japanese freeway on a Batcycle - he's the hero Tokyo deserves
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(24)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How to know when a nation has too much cash? When they can build a $45 billion city completely from scratch. In the desert
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(22)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Federal lawsuit claims zoning codes are discriminatory if applied to religious groups. Subby plans to open faith-based oil refinery in upscale residential neighborhood
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
Character actor Stephen Lee, best known for playing the man who designed George Costanza's desk nap contraption on Seinfeld, is dead at 58 from a heart attack
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After years of tepid double-digit health insurance inflation, Obamacare burns Arkansas to the ground, explodes premiums by -2%
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(121)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the world's oldest wombat, Fat Pat from Ballarat, or as the wallabies call him, "The 29 Year Old Virgin"
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(10)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
The creator of an app designed to share the results of your STD and HIV tests thinks it would be great to team up with internet dating sites to make them even more creepy
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(10)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Will any current car models survive long enough on the road to achieve the status of vintage classics of 21st-century design?" Your 1984 lime-green Hyundai Pony is NOT a classic
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(25)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lois Lane to become heroine for a new series of young adult novels designed to teach teens the finer points of scheming to try to get a husband, how to recognize people wearing glasses
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, what was in the Emmy gift bags that all nominees and presenters received besides a 1099 form?
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(13)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Dear Leader who runs the saddest most repressive country in the world calls the United States' human rights record a joke after the protests in Ferguson, MO
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(82)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish retailer pulls their line of children's striped pajamas with six-pointed yellow stars, decides maybe that "Treblinky" pacifier is a bad idea too
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(111)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Florida provides its alternate ending to "baby locked in a hot car"
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(53)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
If your parents name you Spartacus, you may be destined for great things. Or you could be like this guy
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(33)
 
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
You really didn't think that the Town of Greece would let just anyone give invocations at town meetings despite what Greece v. Galloway says, did you?
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(92)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama sends three aides to Michael Brown funeral, none to James Foley's, and don't think people haven't noticed
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(166)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rundown of the most worthless and yet still most expensive travel crap this summer includes a portable bidet, a suitcase scooter and the pillow hat for snoozing at airports (pics)
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(13)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The test flight of a military hypersonic glider designed to fly so fast it can reach anywhere on the globe in about an hour went great. For the first four seconds
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(29)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times derides the Emmys for honoring content "hidden behind a pay wall"
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(32)
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Rocket containing experimental military weapon explodes over Kodiak, Alaska. So far no residents have reported gaining super powers, but sales of tin foil have exploded as well
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(44)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
If your kid refuses to return to college do you a) talk to him about the benefits of a college degree; b) offer to pay his tuition as long as he keeps up his grades; or c) pull out a Ruger SR40 handgun and threaten to put a hole through his head
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(63)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Doctors use computers to help with belly button makeovers, hope to help those who have been attacked by a navel destroyer
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(26)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Festival held in the middle of the desert in August is delayed by rain
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(103)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MLS' method of assigning where prize free agents will play can be charitably described as EENY MEENY MINEY MOE
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russia invades Ukraine. Again, I mean
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(75)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Apollo astronauts describe what the moon smells like: "All I can say is that everyone's instant impression of the smell was that of spent gunpowder"
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(93)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel (D-enial), "Chicago is not the murder capital." He must be using a definition that includes Transylvania during the reign of Vlad the Impaler
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(168)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"Microsoft faces 4 daunting challenges with Win9" How to add a start button, how to make a desktop version, how to make people stop reading shiatty reviews without trying, how to beg Bill Gates to come out of retirement
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(108)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more grocery stores are designing the produce aisle to look like a junk food aisle in order to seduce children into demanding parents buy them tomatoes and avocados instead of cookies and candy
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(101)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A map of the unofficial desserts of each state. Finally, a positive reason for the Florida tag
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(158)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers wonder if widespread methane leakage from the eastern US coast could be making a silent but deadly contribution to Global Warming
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(50)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is it like to be the last generation to remember what life is like before the Internet? Here is an article describing it
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(115)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Complex)
 
 
 
Next up we have Puig Destroyer doing their solid gold hit "Mike Trout" (video)
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(5)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some people just want to watch the world burn. If this describes you, please contact any first responder in the city of Barre, Vermont
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(41)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The 150 best episodes of The Simpsons. That's good. The list contains episodes after season eleven. That's bad. But the list is not a slideshow and is all on one page. That's good. You Only Move Twice isn't at #1. That's bad
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(12)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The 10 nerdiest Rush songs, slideshow-free. Much of Fark asks "They only had 10 nerdy songs?"
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(23)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. responds to critiques of his illiteracy by reminding everyone he makes over $100 million annually and that he despises those making less
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(30)
 
(Life News)
 
 
 
After SCOTUS says that corporations can't be forced to violate their religious beliefs with Obamacare mandates, Obama decides to go after religious Non-Profits for not going along with the same mandates
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(138)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Have Red Bull and Ferrari used the summer break to find some speed? Did Mercedes figure out where the gremlins preventing absolute domination were residing? This is your Belgian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 7:30am EDT
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(143)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michael Sam sacks Johnny Manziel and ESPN asplodes
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(80)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Oldest metal object ever found in Middle East unearthed, immediately thrown at Israeli tanks
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(40)
 
(Big Island Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii Civil Defense upgrades lower Puna region from "Hurricane heading your way" two weeks ago to "Lava flow heading your way." Whatever you guys are doing out there, God really hates it
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(40)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Despite cancer warnings, American teens are still dying to be tan
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(14)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Psychologist describes current parenting trends as "crap" and raising a generation of spoilt brats
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(49)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ukrainian separatist leader, previously a science fiction author, claims he's living in his books. Which oddly makes sense, considering the fiction coming from both sides in the conflict
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(33)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Steve Nash, how would you describe Kobe Bryant in three words?" ". . .Mother. F*cking. A**hole." Bonus: "Kobe thought this was awesome"
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(18)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Friday fun with words: 30 words that sound dirty, but really aren't. (warning - slideshow)
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(55)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watch Alan Rickman destroy one of your childhood memories in this short film
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(77)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
What can Brown do for you (besides compromising your personal data)?
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(4)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
If you've been painting Bulgarian monuments to Soviet troops to look like Superman and The Joker, please be advised that Russia is very concerned. You can stop laughing now, comrades
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(128)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
14 craziest McDonald's restaurants around the world. Would you like some barbed wire with those fries? (bonus: no slideshow)
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Germany's version of 50 Shades is as German as you thought it could be
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(33)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda decides to hitch a ride on ISIS's coattails
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The next big thing on the Internet will be ______________. It can be described as ________________________
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(62)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch's NY Post decides to do ISIS a solid by showing a graphic photo of journalist's beheading on its front page (Warning: Graphic image content)
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(268)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Suicides expected to skyrocket as the MOST TERRIFYING THING EVER will be taking care of you in your old age
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(57)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
86-year-old Utah woman writes romance novel. Its working title is "50 Shades of Dust"
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(16)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Scientists attempt to make Disney's mascots "creepy." Dude, Walt Disney has you beat there for DECADES
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(26)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Steampunks design their own Star Wars AT ATs, universally acclaimed as a game changer: "It would be the slowest thing in the galaxy"
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(56)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Reason number 6 to have an organized desk. Mayor now seeks to repeal law against saggy pants he accidentally signed rather than vetoing
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(65)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Scott's campaign decides that an ad where he gets the endorsement of a convicted human trafficker may send the wrong message. *sigh* This never would've happened with his father, Randolph Scott. ♫Raaaandooolph Scooooott♫
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(35)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama decides to head back to D.C. because really, when we think of "good leadership" we think of a man who is hated by most people, wigged out on stress, hasn't had a day to relax in 6 years and has his hands on the nuclear football
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(288)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officials operating a massive solar power collector in the Mojave desert say those plumes of black smoke federal officials reported seeing about once every two minutes over the array weren't NECESSARILY birds being incinerated in mid air
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(157)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So apparently, Congressional staffers have little else to do besides spend the workday helping to build out the Wikipedia page on the most important issue of the day: The Choco Taco
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(77)
 
(State of Missouri)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor decides that what Ferguson needs right now is even more personnel with automatic weapons and military vehicles
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(556)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(9 News)
 
 
 
Boulder, Colorado named nation's best college town thanks to its walkability, beautiful bicycle paths, outstanding public transit system, natural attractions, legal weed, the pedestrian Pearl Street Mall, and numerous science and tech employers
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(92)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Gwar frontman's funeral includes appearances by Randy Blythe and Jello Biafra, and his cremation on a Viking funeral pyre boat. Damn, that's going out in style
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(28)
 
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
How Burger King's low-fat Satisfries turned into the company's saddest fries
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(87)
 
(Some Alcoholic)
 
 
 
I see your s'mores alcohol and raise you MoonPie Moonshine. Fark: Also comes in chocolate and banana flavors. Bonus: Website apparently designed by a narcoleptic 9 year old on Adderall
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report their busiest May in six years, mostly from United trying to get its passengers to their final destinations from flights that started in April
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(8)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"Even munching tater tots at a Sonic can be an expression of manifest destiny." Behold, the most pretentious article ever written about eating a fast food cheeseburger
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(120)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Federal government's plan to rescue desert tortoises from the brink of extinction is to sterilize them
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
California police find an illegal marijuana crop growing in a public park, estimate the value at $5 million. Hopefully, that dangerous crop of drugs will be destroyed and the culprits will enjoy the rest of their lives in prison
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(58)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
For decades, women were the primary buyers of men's underwear. But men today buy about 70% of their own underwear, which is why Jockey is using Babe Ruth, Buzz Aldrin and George Patton to sell the things
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple decides to make life easier for hackers by storing user data on Chinese servers
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(53)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(LAist)
 
 
 
L.A. Hipsters brand the chain's new Highland Park location "the saddest Starbucks in America." Why, it's as if you're really in Seattle
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(75)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Notre Dame destroys any chance it ever had of joining the SEC
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(43)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"Over the course of the investigation AST found that the trailer Folletti was towing was an ATV utility trailer not designed for road use. Additionally, the trailer hitch and ball were not properly sized, and there were no safety chains installed"
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(51)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The producer of 'The Brady Bunch' tested child actors by putting toys on his desk during interviews with them to see if they could stay focused on him and have the necessary concentration it took to be in a television show
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Starbucks implements new scheduling policy, aptly described as "lots of sound and fury, signifying nothing"
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(33)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart decides not to race at Michigan this weekend, will be replaced by the Burton brother who doesn't talk funny. Man, I miss Wawd
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(115)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate decides to hate on the Guardians of the Galaxy mixtape
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(50)
 
(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
First pictures of the newly designed Stormtroopers for Star Wars Episode VII emerge
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(125)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Market Basket board decides to go ahead and ignore First Amendment rights since they're already ignoring labor laws anyway
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(82)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are your favorite homemade marinades and brines when getting food prepped? How do you tweak them to tailor to your selected ingredients? Are there bottled options that work well for you? Share and help your fellow Farkers
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(155)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
After years of Fark.com links highlighting this issue, the media finally gets serious in its PSAs: "Why power tools deserve respect: Seven tips to prevent amputation during DIY"
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(57)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here are some kittens acting out 50 Shades Of Grey and it's not as creepy as it sounds
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(7)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes there are "elite" public schools out there, and liberals are trying to destroy them
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(56)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Oil prices drop despite rising tensions in Iraq and Ukraine. As strange as this seems, its only possible when a super consumer as China drops its demand
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Burger King concludes that their latest French fries do not Satisfry
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(88)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When a reporter is described as either 'brave or stupid' for trying to get a story during a firefight in Iraq, bet on the stupid and check his footage out
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(20)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
National Review writer: "Yes, I wrote about the black people in Missouri by describing one of them as a primate and saying another one looked like three fifths of Snoop Dogg, but you're the real racist for noticing"
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(152)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: "Will trading robots destroy the economy?"
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(30)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Scientists are working on engineering ladybugs to be biopesticides. Not safe for work picture of ladybug on ladybug sex
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(40)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Dude abides... by his wife shooting down the whole running for Senate idea
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(31)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
"A quirky contraption from Argentina is raising the game of the world's most popular fruit. DestapaBanana stuffs bananas with your filling of choice - from nutella, caramel or marshmallow, to healthier options such as natural yogurt"
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(6)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Just how segregated is Ferguson, Missouri where an unarmed black teenager was shot on Saturday? Well let's just say it's been a "powder keg" of racial imbalance for decades. Here's a by-the-numbers breakdown that will light your fuse
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(155)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Michigan helpfully provides another example for all of us of how they do things The Right Way™ in the Big 10
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(53)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Not News: Chris McDaniel claims voter fraud tainted the Mississippi GOP Primary. News: He provides names of fraudulent voters. Fark: One of them was his own lawyer
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(70)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Death of the birds and the bees now attributed to pesticides and not marriage as previously thought
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(22)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Design team builds windowless aircraft that looks like it has a transparent skin when you're inside it because you needed your mind absolutely blown today
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(23)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney's closest advisors are working hard to squelch any talk of him running in 2016, saying his OS and hardware are so antiquated that it would be cheaper to scrap him and start over than to install the necessary upgrades
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(112)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police arrest in a shooting and home invasion case that occurred in Sanford. The suspect is described as a "big dummy"
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(19)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bob Mould shows up at NPR, performs for their Tiny Desk concert series
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(13)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
US weapons destroy ISIS weapons, which were US weapons before they were Iraq's weapons after US weapons destroyed Iraq's weapons. Weapons
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(111)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If newspapers describe you as the world's dumbest burglar, they might be on to something (w/ mugshot that kind of makes their case)
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
James O'Keefe invades the US wearing an Osama Bin Laden mask, and proves exactly nothing
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(150)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Reel in horror as you watch an innocent man beset by multitudes of attacking baby sharks
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(14)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Chinese navy invades US waters
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(214)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"I took a virginity pledge at ten. And it nearly destroyed my life"
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(370)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but perhaps you'll remain fully aware and cognizant as your aging body slowly and agonizingly destroys itself. Yay, science?
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(13)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Subdudes co-founder Johnny Ray Allen died at home at age 56, which just goes to show you that we don't have all the time in the world
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(24)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
A junior at Northwestern University tries to make the football team as a defensive end despite being: a) 32 years old, b) a married father of three, c) an active duty Navy SEAL, d) all of the above
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(42)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
John McAfee makes a surprise appearance at a Vegas hacker conference and unveils his new website, which he described as "a website to give people a place online to vent their anger." Looks like he's never visited any website ever
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Architect designing a zoo free of cages and glass enclosures, failing to realize that a concept like that exists called NATURE
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to Rosanna Arquette, who is NOT the subject of the Toto song and hates when being asked if she is, but no one cares because the much hotter Cynthia Rhodes stars in the video. BONUS: Patrick Swayze is the dancer in the red jacket
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(38)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's oldest bank in Italy, dating back to 1472, reports heavy losses. Still awaiting repayment of first business loan to Cristoforo Colombo
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(8)
 
(Squarespace)
 
 
 
Two postal workers, two amateur comedians, two alcoholics. That's three. "Three Podcast" has new episodes. Good things come in threes. Please check us out
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(2)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite recent stock market correction, Tesla shares are on fire
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(23)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Desperate for work, Geena Davis joins the cast of Grey's Anatomy
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(56)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin destroys Elizabeth Warren. Just kidding, no she doesn't. But D for effort
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(215)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, chase out the dog, clear your head and slap your mammy: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(26)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
World's oldest eel dies in Swedish well. Sadder: As used here, "eel" and "well" are not euphemisms
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(67)
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada sending military supplies to Ukraine, say they are pleased that their equipment was finally doing what it was designed for, defending against 1970s-era Soviet Union equipment somewhere in Europe
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British town engineers redesign old stone bridge so vehicle traffic can never damage it by reducing traffic to two lanes so narrow that a motorcycle would have trouble staying between the curbs (pics)
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(42)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
A very pregnant Rachel Bilson decides to wear all black... probably because she's carrying Emo Darth Vader's baby
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(12)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Architect who has never been outside North Korea designs futuristic buildings to accommodate tourists visiting their country. MY EYES
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 Shades Generator (very Not safe for work): "The ectoplasm was oozing down my chin and onto my top bollocks. It was bliss having his mutton dagger probed inside me again; stuffing myself with a lightbulb just didn't get my stench trench gushing anymore"
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For sale: World's ugliest customized Mercedes. Asking $12.7 million. Without laughter, no reasonable offer refused
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(59)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
After it was already used on two patients, the experimental drug designed to fight Ebola is cleared for human usage
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(80)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The design evolution of cartoon characters between their first episode and their last one
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(58)
 
(LensCulture)
 
 
 
The woman who may have invented nude selfies has been taking a picture of herself topless every year on her birthday-- since 1974. LGT slideshow of aging topless woman (Not safe for work)
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(129)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP has apparently given up its fight to destroy an organization that hasn't existed for four years
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(35)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Republicans design fundraising pamphlet so racist that local Democrats assume it's a hoax
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(177)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
MOVIE PRODUCER: "I've got it--a heist movie, where the heroes dress up as Indian chiefs with headdresses to steal twenty tons of copper." WRITER: "That's the stupidest idea I've heard, no one's going to believe that could happen"
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(34)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Here's a slideshow of rejected Washington State vanity plates. Apparently, Washington doesn't like Pork, Poon, Pussycats, or Juggalos
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(90)
 
(Consumer Product Safety)
 
 
 
Vizio recalls 245,000 TVs because tipping over is not a desirable feature
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Once again, you haters comparing Obama to Jimmy Carter can suck it - because unlike Carter, Obama did NOT invite Robert Mugabe to the White House. He invited every other despot in Africa, but not Mugabe
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(89)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
DC Comics has their comic book artists take a crack at designing the Monster Cereal boxes for the 2014 Halloween season
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(17)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In which a Liberal Fascist from Illinois acted like a tyrant, used the power of big government to trample states rights, take away property from wealthy job creators, and destabilized the African American community in the guise of "helping it"
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(114)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Despite being on trial for the deaths of 32 people in the 2012 Costa Concordia disaster, the ship's captain is invited to give a lecture to university students on best emergency practices
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(52)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comic artist Randy Queen, who enjoyed some modest success in the late 90s, is now being introduced to the Streisand Effect
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(65)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
HOA continues to try and remove a therapy pig from their community, thereby destroying the mental stability of a small child and ripping a family apart because in their minds, not even that is worth bending a rule
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(286)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Someone decides to put up a road sign to honor a 59-year-old nun who was killed in a hit-and-run in the Hamptons. And as usual someone has a problem with this
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(81)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Goofus, on the other hand, lets Albert Pujols tag up and get to second on a fly ball despite Pujols having the same speed on the bases as a filing cabinet
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(30)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
"This is a movie designed to pacify a nine year old. It's an assault of noise and stupidity that exists for the parent who doesn't want to give their kid another dose of ADD medication but wants them to shut the fark up"
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(170)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michelle Bachmann finally slips her last sprocket and slides completely off the rails as she calls for confiscation of private land along the US border, and a tax rate of 100% on all money transfers or remittances to solve the immigration crisis
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(129)
 
(Baltimore City Paper)
 
 
 
When your blog post starts with the sentence "dudes ruin everything", odds are you are wrong and have nothing intelligent to say, even if the article is about the weirdness of Bronies
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(70)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite all logic and reason America's thirst for bottled water continues ... at $1.22 a gallon
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(59)
 
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Honda's manlike Asimo robot is still around and it's learned to mix a drink and take penalty shots in soccer as it descends deeper into the uncanny valley (pics, vid)
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(13)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Although absolutely nobody watched the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, here are the 10 weirdest moments from the competition. Who knew table tennis players were the best at victory celebrations?
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(10)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Prototype Ford truck burns. Authorities say it was found on road, deserted
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(31)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The one line in Aliens that everyone has misunderstood for decades. Game over, man
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(143)
 
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
City Planning Commission requires redesign of proposed new German Cultural Center, because the original design looks too German
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(29)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Twenty facts you didn't know about cats, including the fact that they have their own day of the week now (not a slideshow)
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(70)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The weirdest survivor of the digital age? Direct mail and the Post Office. Buggy whip manufacturers shake their tiny impotent fists of rage
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having gone almost three months, a Bangladeshi ferry capsizes with 200 passengers aboard, per service contract
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(31)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
British officials plan to slap diesel vehicles with £20 spot fines if vehicles are left idling for as little as one minute to reduce pollution. Good thing heavy diesels are designed to be turned off and on dozens of times a day
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Birds aren't descended from dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs - Randall Munroe
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(167)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(HBO)
 
 
 
Will Bill find an honest attorney? Does fae blood turn hep-v into super hep-v? Will Violet have Adilyn for dessert or will Sarah ever get back into designer clothes? Tune in to HBO's 'True Blood' tonight at 9pm ET and find out
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(30)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan -- desirable by few, watched by many -- might have the figure of a supermodel; then again she might not because she still hasn't learned how to take a so-called 'selfie' that actually shows her face
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Somebody had British people fill in all of their American stereotypes on maps of the US. Come for MS: "Named by a cat walking across a keyboard", stay for RI: "Tiny; Stoned Students; Not a real place; Not in Rhodes; Not an Island"
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(250)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A man's desire to take ever more impressive selfies and other snaps of himself to post on social media caused his death when he tried to pose with a live gun - and shot himself in the head"
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(155)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
50 years ago, Mickey Mouse Club alumna and ska aficionado Annette Funicello introduced "Jamaica Ska" to Bob Hope and rest of America. Now you know who to blame for all those indescribably awful ska bands
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 20-year-old model who previously lived as a boy sets sights on Miss World despite death threats: "I'd love to help other confused girls and boys who are scared to be themselves. Nobody should be ashamed to be who they want to be" (w/pics)
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(349)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama shouldn't have lied to the nation about his health care plan - so says bug-eyed Leviticus-wallowing spittle-flecked snake-handling inbred right-wing Wall-Street-fellating Gaia-despoiling precambrian bigoted uberhatemonger Barney Frank
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(123)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 8, it's Riding with Death, which features the elusive Robert Denby and a secret agent with a watch that makes him invisible. Mike, Servo, and Crow make this one of the funniest episodes. "I sure hope he remembers to pick up death"
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(24)
 
(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
CDC says that weather kills 2,000 people in the U.S. every year. FBI's Ten Most Wanted List now includes Al Roker
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(22)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
If you're planning public nakedness in Sweden here are some simple rules to follow. (SFW and deslided for your comfort)
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(26)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Make no bones about it, the "Killing Caves" of the Khmer Rouge is an emotionally powerful tourist destination
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(54)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
California GOP candidate decides to live a week as a homeless man. Daily Kos diarist has a problem with this because obviously Jerry Brown should be unopposed for re-election
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(154)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Killers lyric "Are we human or are we dancer?" named the weirdest song lyric ever written, beating out everything written by Frank Zappa
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(146)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
The inventor of the cronut inches mankind closer to sugary destruction with 'ice cream sundae in a can'
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(25)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You already know all 12 of these tv shows that came back after cancellation. Don't bother clicking. Besides, it's a slideshow
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(43)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Are "homosexuals merely commie pawns" in an effort to destroy America? We're just asking
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(136)
 
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
So how do you attack your reputation as the Stupidest Man on the Internet? Why, get someone even stupider than you to write for your site, of course
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(47)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
To the left, an article about why "Fancy" is the 2014 song of the summer. To the right, a bunch of dudes in jorts and high tops explaining why no good music has been made since 1996
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(110)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Michael Keaton is an aging actor whose career was defined by a comic book superhero he played decades ago. This looks awesome (Trailer has Not safe for work language)
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(86)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Man provides logical explanation for why he put needles in packaged meat on at least seven occasions. It was "just for the hell of it." "It was stupidity. I didn't want to hurt nobody"
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(27)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
If you lock your child in a car accidentally, you can easily break the windows by hitting the lower left-hand corner with a hard object. They are designed that way. This guy didn't know that, but he did have a baseball bat
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(99)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Papa John's decides that what America was lacking is a pulled pork pizza. Let the pizza wars begin
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(38)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Rand report concludes our octillion dollar F-35 Joint Strike Fighter is so awesome, IS SO AWESOME, it's useless and we'll go down in a firey ball of fail in an air war against China
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(123)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
So, who's ready for a faith-based counterpoint to Fifty Shades of Grey?
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Unable to wait patiently for ebola to make its way to the US naturally, the CDC decides to import it
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(148)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob arrested for trying to burn down his ex-girlfriend's house
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(56)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Your new global warming term: 'nuisance flooding' from high tides - which has increased 325 percent in the city of Norfolk. Surf's up in your backyard
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(116)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Somehow, the global economy is destroying the demand for electricity. Which is ironic, considering we're all reading this on a computer, tablet, or smartphone powered by said electricity
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(80)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas/Fort Worth ranks third on list of top tourism destinations in the U.S. Apparently, tourists are enthralled with Dealey Plaza, the Stockyards, and miles and miles and miles of homogenous urban sprawl
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(134)
 
(News West 9)
 
 
 
George W. Bush to write book about his father. Tentative titles include "50 shades of no new taxes", "Curious George and the Japanese Prime Minister's Lap" and "In the Shadow of Alzheimer's"
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The hottest tourism destination is Ukraine, where for £50 a day, you get a tour of the war zone including an armed guard for an escort and your very own body armor
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When the only way the cops can describe how drunk you were when they arrested you is "off the Richter scale" because your blood-alcohol level was five times the legal limit, you may have a problem (mugshot)
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(48)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Not news: Man decides to commit suicide. News: And has the gun in his mouth, ready to pull the trigger when his girlfriend hits him in the head with the butt of another gun. Fark: Making him accidentally pull the trigger shooting her instead
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(91)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, as we start our descent, please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position, also make sure that anything that might be detected by drug-sniffing dogs is flushed down the loo"
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(36)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
While low-income families desperately waited for assistance, CHA held back millions of dollars in subsidies, all so they could write their name on the moon with a giant laser
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(59)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New letters show that, despite outward appearances, Lincoln was actually every bit as nervous a public speaker as Obama without his teleprompter
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(74)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Professional mermaid, stand-in bridesmaid and pornography historian. Yep, you can really get paid for these jobs
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(23)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lawn chemicals can stay in the human body for decades. At least when you die you'll have a lush, weed free grave site
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(54)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Pentecostal Evangelist claims to have Lord's authorization to sidestep biblical commands against homosexuality
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(80)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(WRAL)
 
 
 
M. circinelloides can develop drug resistance two different ways, either stably through permanent mutations or transiently through reversible epimutations
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(9)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
You can sleep well at night knowing that the city council of Burlington, Vermont is still empowered to censor stereopticons (and more strange-law goodness besides)
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(20)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
This captcha is designed to drive you crazy
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(26)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why chewing gum companies produce so many different varieties and flavors? One word: Desperation
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(26)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
We've studied Mars for decades, but still have no major theories. What's up with that?
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(59)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Survivor of the USS Indianapolis sinking describes floating in the ocean for days waiting to be rescued and it's even more terrifying than Quint's tale in 'Jaws.' "The body would go under, and then that life vest popped back up"
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(121)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to B positive about it
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's Cool Russian Dashcam Footage involves a driver calmly jumping out of his fuel truck as it explodes into a fireball
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(39)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - Hopscotch, 1980: A CIA man grows fed up with his idiot colleagues and decides to embarrass them by publishing a tell-all book. Walter Matthau and Glenda Jackson star
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(19)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Single stupidest thing ever posted on Fark
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(436)
 
(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Whilst the death penalty for serial killers is of debatable morality, I think we can all agree that thieves who steal the ashes of dead children pretty much deserve a hangin'
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Self-described "soulmates" are more likely to split up than those who simply see their relationship as journey through life together, reports Professor Spike Lee
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(67)
 
(Communities Digital News)
 
 
 
Holy Blu-Ray, Batman! Warner Home Video Entertainment releases all 120 episodes of the campy caped crusaders in the 1966 pop-culture hit, Batman
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(63)
 
(PSFK)
 
 
 
Click this link to watch a celebrity cat video that provides a meal for a shelter animal each time someone watches it - up to one million meals. Sounds like a job for Caturday
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(1381)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not News: Insurance refuses to buy 6 year old a prosthetic arm. News: Engineering students decide to build him one. FARK: Boy now has new bionic arm. It cost $350.00 to build. And the students just put the design into the public domain - for free
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(152)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
UN Secretary General to Hamas and Israeli forces: "This is wrong. You must stop fighting." Of course both sides lay down their weapons and hug each other
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK, let me mansplain to you wimmins why you need to stay away from that 50 Shades of Grey movie
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(177)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, still your mind, finish the bottle and hide from the boss: it's time for the Fark Quiz. Fortified with vitamins, minerals, and enough booze to kill a Canadian unicorn
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
""My saddest photo yet, From #ISS we can actually see explosions and rockets flying over #Gaza & #Israel"
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(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA would like humanity to know that on July 23rd, 2012 a massive solar flare nearly destroyed Earth's entire electrical infrastructure, which would have plunged the world into total chaos. Have a nice day
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(212)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Obama just called every business in the Fortune 500 "corporate deserters." And he's right
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(158)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets pulled over. News: And calls 911 to report a fake murder happening nearby to try and get out of getting a citation. Fark: Which upgrades a $209 speeding fine to a third-degree felony charge
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(31)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a move that will undoubtably scare away movie-goers, Puritan group denounces "50 Shades of Grey" trailer
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(63)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Peter Jackson to direct Doctor Who, will expand original TV script into a trilogy of three-hour episodes
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(49)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Big Brother contestant learns his grandfather died despite the old man's final wishes not to tell him. He probably died from the shame of knowing his grandson was on Big Brother
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(60)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's over a hundred in Phoenix today, so the local news station does the only reasonable thing and anchors the show from a desk made of ice
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(88)
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent says there's a liberal army assigned to "destroy Ted Nugent"
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(183)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Conservative who despises Ayn Rand explains why so many of his fellow right-wingers love her
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(302)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Passengers complain that EasyJet left them stranded 200 miles from their destination. Ryanair laughs, says it considers THAT door-to-door service
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(4)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You might be a little hyperbolic if you describe the pruning of some trees presenting a road hazard as "murderous"
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(73)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
"Cheeseburgers are the coal of the food world, with externalities in spades; in fact it's unlikely that producers of cheeseburgers bear the full cost of any aspect of making them"
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(31)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Everything cool at Comic-Con. Even cooler: no costumed body aroma or slideshow
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(22)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
COPS films its third episode on the mean streets of...Des Moines?
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(38)
 
(University of Washington)
 
 
 
Now pay attention: Oso disaster had its roots in earlier landslides. Recovery will require three special steps
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(66)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
First trailer for Ethan Hawke-starring Predestination looks like Timecop minus the groin-defying antics of Van Damme
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Writer who can't get laid because the internet ruined sex, decides that internet is also ruining his love of meteorology. Forever alone
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(21)
 
(HR Grapevine)
 
 
 
"Opening the office blinds is no simple task for BBC staff in Scotland, who are required to call a help desk 307 miles away in England for permission to carry out such a task"
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(45)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Student designs new treadmill that washes your clothes, which is an upgrade from subby's treadmill which is just used to store clothes
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(12)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Le pew: Man builds 'biggest fart machine ever,' plans to destroy France with it
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(56)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Gunman barricades himself in adult novelty store. Hopefully this story has a happy ending
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
While there is no cure for ebola, doctors insist they can beat back the disease and prevent some people from bleeding out of every single orifice and dying a dessicated husk of meat and bone
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(19)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman decides to go to the mall. News: While drunk and with the 5-year-old boy she is watching. Fark: She yells at paramedics, told the officer she was just "looking for her car," stumbled in to the road with the boy and spit at an officer
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(13)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Homeowner gets his mortgage modified to lower payments. Company decides "lower" means $200 a month more. Homeowner gets awarded enough damages to pay off his house and several more
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(64)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ray J charged with ten crimes by overzealous DA, including sexual battery--despite the cops saying no such crime took place. Perhaps the DA watched his sex tape with Kim Kardashian and is trying to punish him for unleashing her on the public
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(26)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
George Harrison memorial destroyed by beetles
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(33)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
World's oldest ham is 112 years old and edible, say people who have notably not attempted to eat it
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(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will the A) Bull or B) Bear or C) Crazy Chicken descend on Wall Street this week?
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(9)
 
(Oregon Live)