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500 headlines found matching 'des'
Tue May 03, 2016
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a move that surely won't backfire, Australia decides to unleash herpes on the invasive carp population
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Uber decides to pay their drivers even less and let riders make it up by tipping
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon fouled off a pitch at 101.9 mph, swung out of his helmet and tossed 8 shutout innings, striking out 7. All in a day's work for the oldest player in MLB
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
The most desired stat in an online campaign isn't how many people view your candidate's videos - it's how many people watch them all the way to the end, and nobody can get through 30 seconds with Ted Cruz
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
All right, stop, collaborate and listen: down in the sewers, the damp makes it glisten. Four bad dudes eating pizza nightly, taught by a rat who's old yet spritely. Left in the 90s, my career is crap - that's why I'm making turtle rap
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court decides to hear case on if cheerleader uniforms can be copyrighted, dream of seeing Supreme Court justices form pyramid one step closer
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Seeing no epidemic of men entering women's restrooms at Target, the American Family Association decides to create one
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Sharks are interrupted by photographers while trying to enjoy a dugong in Brisbane. Sharks warn that the next interloper will become dessert. Subby's too lazy to find out what a dugong is
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Taking a trip to Ibiza this summer? Bad news - They've just banned drinking in the street ... and that includes water
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Sun May 01, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
So how'd your team do in the NFL Draft? Letter grades for all 32 teams after all 7 rounds...and it's not even a slideshow
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Family of Madonna's adopted daughter, Mercy, says they never wanted to give her up, never gonna let her down, never gonna run around and desert her
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Sat April 30, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Childless woman thinks she deserves her own maternity leave so she can relax, unwind, and reflect on her life. Because everybody knows new mothers are always sitting around doing nothing but relaxing, unwinding, and reflecting
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seven new animal species discovered in Bolivia. Researchers describe them as "delicious"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Listen up you DAMN humans, I am alien ROYAL, you tow my car and I WILL destroy planet EARTH
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Hey hipster, don't want to be a gentrifier? No dice: by existing, you're one of them, and there's nothing you can do besides displace someone and make inequality worse. So just accept your guilt and keep doing you
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It really is time to give Washington D.C. back to Maryland, the place is devoid of reason and besides Maryland deserves that
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The weirdest looking jellyfish you'll likely see today
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that he's no longer running for president anymore, Marco Rubio decides to start doing his day job and lifts his senatorial hold that was blocking confirmation of Obama's ambassador to Mexico
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican and Democrat insiders say Clinton will destroy Trump in the swing states. Said one Republican: "He couldn't find enough xenophobic, angry white Floridians to beat Hillary in Florida if he tried"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren must have taken acid and then looked at old prep-school yearbooks before designing the US Olympic team outfits this year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colorado could make or break Obama's desired Ozone protection bill; clearly, the recent legalization of narcotic THC has caused a bigger break in the Ozone layer due to the prevalence of deadly smoke
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds health care prices vary widely across the U.S. from hospital to hospital. Apparently it all depends on whether doctors want a new Mercedes Benz or a beachfront condo
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(The Street)
 
 
 
McDonald's looks in its warehouse, sees 10 million pounds of leftover wings, and decides to bring back Mighty Wings
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump rally in Orange County offers a chance for peaceful discourse between two opposing sides... and by "peaceful discourse", I mean one squad car is totaled and bloody pro-Trump supporters are being peeled off the street
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Writer decides to literally follow her horoscope advice for a week and at the end of the experiment she had a newly created piece of art for her home, fresh henna on her arm, and enjoyed a meaningful encounter with her harmonica
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Wichita police looking for a thief who stole $1,000 worth of Blue Man Suits. Includes helpful surveillance photo of suspect carrying Blue Man Laundry Basket
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Jared Goff be selected number one overall or will somebody else be going to L.A.? Did your team make the right pick? Will there be any more trades? Here is your 2016 NFL Draft Day One thread, draft starts at 8:00 PM ET
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Click-bait may be killing real journalism, but on the brighter side, it's going to keep Fark afloat for decades to come
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After more than 40 years, Barnes & Noble founder decides it's time to write his final chapter and close the book
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Levi's Wedgie fit jeans are designed to give you a wedgie which is really wrong because... man, those jeans really do... the job, I dare say
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anonymous source downgrades NFL draft prospect because he a) is an alcoholic, b) has unproven allegations of sexual assault, c) can't cook
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
The $5 billion fine on Goldman Sachs for nearly destroying the planetary economy is actually a sweetheart deal
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ironic tag flips over the desk, throws a chair and says, Fark it, I'm outta here. The audience shouts "Jerry, Jerry, JERRY JERRY"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines rumored to be eyeing what they perceive as Jet Blue's innovative strategy for getting flights to their destinations
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Things are so desperate at Apple they're beginning to copy Foxconn
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I wouldn't say we are out there looking for it," says 49er GM of possible Kaepernick trade, "Not out loud. But we are obviously extremely desperate at this point"
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Dude destroys jet with an excavator after being fired. You win, internet
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(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ted Cruz concedes California
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Help avenge your fellow heroes in the next CoD titled "Infinite Warfare".The subtitle, Steel Man and Eternity Glove armor upgrades, are in no way an attempted coattail ride on a popular comic franchise. No, sir
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New Jersey law mandates women with "dense breasts" receive a letter describing their breasts in great detail, plus a recommendation to take up pole dancing
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rather than have Kelly Ripa picking on him for the next five months, Michael Strahan decides to leave "Live with Kelly and Michael" in May instead of September
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Tue April 26, 2016
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
F-35 continues to have problems with the software intergration. Perhaps the Pentagon should ask to use the Chinese code they perfected after stealing the design
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Can you describe the ruckus, officer?
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
As a kid, did you ever have one of those collapsible camping cups? Now there's a sauna designed on the same principle
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you today, for your viewing pleasure: "John Kasich Eats" (No babies, women or vaginal wands were injured in the making of this slideshow)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kensington Palace aides hid a nameplate on a painting from 1660 with the word 'negro' on it - just moments before William and Kate entertained the Obamas. Because everything should have been PC in the 1600's
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Half of all males in Western Europe "descended from one man." Best Who Do You Think You Are? episode ever
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Self-described Catholic "church militant" posted a new video in which he thanks God for giving his mother stomach cancer and dying so that he would be brought back to the Catholic Church that also "cured" him of his homosexuality
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
ISIS sympathizer decides he'll help recruit more people to the cause with naked selfies. His plan, much like his junk, came up a little short
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Much like your O-ring after too much vindaloo, Delhi's natural history museum destroyed in fire
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Mon April 25, 2016
(SheKnows)
 
 
 
After fashion designer Rachel Roy basically outs herself as the woman Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with, Beyonce fans go on a righteous attack against... Rachael Ray
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tunisian Company develops a blade-less wind Turbine based on the design of ancient Carthaginian ships that surpasses the Betz Limit of 59% efficiency that windmills are limited to. When reached for comment, the CEO of Exxon said "Cathago delanda est"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump calls the alliance of "Lyin' Ted" and "Not Worth Wasting a Nickname on Kasich" "desperate and sad"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders: Fark it, even California deserves to be counted this primary season. I'll decide to drop out after
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The most condescending video about convention rules you will see from the RNC all day: "Why can't the rules stay the same for each convention?" Because THAT would be silly, you silly goose
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Guess who's mauling the environment by clear cutting forests, using banned pesticides and illegally diverting rivers to make their products: A) Dow, B) Monsanto, or C) Every marijuana grower in California
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Obama to release the 28 pages of the 9/11 report which details how ██ ████ with support from █████ ██████ was able to ██████ ███ █████ ██ ██████ despite ███ ███████ ████
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Powered adjustable height desk, so easy you just push a button. Sit or stand while you work. Pricey, but useful. Share your plans and parts list for DIY if you like it but can't quite swing the cost. (Sponsored Link)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's good when police officers decide to destroy illegal marijuana by burning it. However, it's even better when they forget to check the wind direction
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Lawyer threatens to sue restaurant because he did not get his $2.25 cup of soup. Lawyers deserve their own tag and a special place in hell
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Exactly 500 years ago, brave Bavarians got sick of crappy adjuncts added to beer, enacted the German Beer Purity Law. Today, despite resistance from American megabreweries and microbreweries, we're drinking in the benefits
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Sat April 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Planners hope to build a hotel over the oldest cemetery in Iceland. Haven't we seen this movie before?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the world's oldest tree, which turns 4,847 years young. Good luck finding it, though
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
AMC decides, hey, let's go crazy and play Purple Rain all across the country until Thursday
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Blizzard admits failure in every way that game designers can fail. And Titan was pretty bad too
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
After seeing the rousing successes of Arizona, New York and Florida this primary season, Rhode Island decides to only open a third of their voting locations for next week's primary
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(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Bompas & Parr has created a new gin that contains drinkable collagen and is described as "the alcoholic equivalent of a facial"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Game Design - focus on art and animation. Fix-It Felix: Look at that high definition. Your face... it's AMAZING! Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian. (Sponsored Link)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Robert Downey, JR. looks at huuuuuuuuuge sacks of cash being dropped at his feet and decides he can find it in his heart to play Iron Man in just one more movie. Spiffy: A Spider-Man movie
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Why didn't the SEC go after Goldman Sachs? Regulatory capture, you say? Oh, my aching sides, you're Kidney
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Thu April 21, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
After initially defending the trip, Indiana Congressman Marlin Stutzman decides to reimburse his campaign for a "Campaign trip" his whole family took to California last summer. Left unanswered: Why an IN Rep would be campaigning in CA at all
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Usually, when a case is argued before the Supreme Court, both sides are represented by highly polished, elite litigators who are the finest their profession has to offer. And then there was Wednesday's case about the 4th Amendment and DUI
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(RealRadio FM)
 
 
 
Man Completely Destroys Free Buffet In Thailand
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
First rule of PodShare, a new co-working and co-living space in downtown Los Angeles is: No sex in the bunks. Besides this obvious social rule the place is pretty weird, but not in a culty networking way
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Four ways to nap at your desk. Things to get before you begin: your naperatti, permission, a good carpenter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This year's erotic novel makes 50 shades look like Ezekiel 23:20
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
There are thirty-nine episodes of a fully animated and operational Star Wars cartoon that may never see the light of day
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(Vox)
 
 
 
American liberals need to stop huffing their own farts before they create the perfect storm of self-satisfaction that destroys the country
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
When real life resembles a Tom Clancy novel: Russian attack submarines are prowling the coastlines of Scandinavia, Scotland, the Mediterranean Sea and the North Atlantic in numbers we haven't seen in two decades
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(Lew Rockwell)
 
 
 
"Marxism is destroying Europe and the U.S." Yep, this is pretty much a repeat from 1953
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The 15 Greatest Stoners in Cinema History, presented in no particular order. Who deserves the #1 spot? Be prepared to defend your choice. (Subby picks Spicoli, of course)
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Oldest Man in America title up for grabs once more
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Dudes are you stoned yet for 4/20? I mean REALLY stoned? Cause you'll need to be for this weed brownie prank
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Universal Studios Japan decides its Back to the Future theme park attraction (last one remaining in the world) has no future, will shut it down on May 31 and auction off all the DeLoreans and props
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Because what could be more natural than swimming with the dolphins in the middle of the Arizona desert?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Dedication to helping stray dogs destined for the slaughterhouse by founding a sanctuary for them is one thing, spending your entire fortune on it is REAL dedication. Good for this lover of dogs
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Tue April 19, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Behold the ultimate geek marriage proposal that includes a R2-D2 engagement ring and two Time Lords as witnesses. All that's missing is a spoken word rendition of "So Happy Together" by William Shatner
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John Kasich gets nasty with a reporter and decides to take the man's tape recorder and finish his little speech. You'd think he'd've been nicer to the one reporter paying attention to him
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Here are 11 of the weirdest snack foods in the world. Come for the ant popsicles, get sick on the hot dog-flavor Pringles
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The 'River Monsters' crew find a castaway on a deserted island. Gilligan is not impressed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Designer transforms people's godawful drawings of bicycles into gorgeous renderings of real bikes
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan serenaded his opponents before destroying them
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The saddest little leaguer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brian Johnson, singer of AC/DC, describes why he quit, "when I was on stage, I couldn't hear the guitars anymore." Think about that, AC/DC fans
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a success rate of 1%, the 100-mile Barkley Marathons in eastern Tennessee is considered the world's hardest race. "You don't come here to be victorious, you come here to be humiliated"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Professor: Welcome class to Mountaineering 101, Mountaineering here in Alaska is a very dangerous pursuit where we face dangers like rock-slides, avalanches, and of course ..Bear: OM NOM NOM NOM... Professor: well, that obviously
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(BBC)
 
 
 
World's oldest dog dies at 210
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Two lady high school volleyball coaches show Fifty Shades of Grey to team on road trip, so principal does the right thing and slaps parent who complained with a restraining order. Wait, what?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's guitar used on Nirvana's final tour is going up for auction. It's described as virtually new because Cobain never really used it, as he focused more time sounding like a brick in a blender while onstage
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Despite the images, police believe green isn't his real skin colour
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Man attacked by giant escaped owl thinks it was after his beard. Includes reenactment
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Memorial Consumer Desk at KABC reminds you that today is Tax Day and that millions of Americans are expected to file. "People have until midnight to file the paperwork"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Despite 17-65 record, Byron Scott says he "absolutely expects" to be the Lakers coach next year. With Kobe Bryant gone the hardest part now will be that he'll have to coach five players instead of one
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(Time)
 
 
 
New study finds that a person's happiness is tied to the amount of money they have in their checking account. Which is why no one ever picks the smiley face to be the background design on their checks
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Don't believe what you've seen in old 'Northern Exposure' episodes. You can get into trouble if you feed the moose in Alaska
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Here's an actual video of a Hillary Clinton speech to Goldman Sachs. Obviously it will destroy her candidacy because she sucks up to...wait...what...oh...it's actually really good
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Listen and understand. AI is coming for you. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse. And it absolutely won't stop until we are all dead...in a few decades
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes bookends the field with Rosberg on the pole and Hamilton at the rear. Can Haas score points for the third race in a row? Can Ferrari or Red Bull stop Mercedes? This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of China discussion thread at 2am ET on NBCSN
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Marines, the few, the proud... the now strained and desperate borrowers of jet museum parts so they can serve America
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dropping oil prices have helped return North Dakota to its previous state of being a desolate wasteland devoid of civilization, habitable land, or hope for the future. Raider and deathclaw attacks are said to be on the rise as well
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Sure, VR is all the rage with tech companies now, but do you remember when Hollywood was trying to convince us it was going to destroy us all? Yeah, good times
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Fri April 15, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch has been helping people start families for decades, and now it's completing the circle by giving employees up to 16 weeks of paid leave to bond with them
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mannequin rides water cooler down a mountain to see if it toboggans
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Giant sinkhole opens up in front yard of Des Moines, Iowa home. Makes sense that hell would be underneath Iowa
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Czech Republic is tired of you confusing them with other countries, decides they want a new, hipper, totally different name that will change all that. All hail Czechia
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Thu April 14, 2016
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Motor Trend's Department of Design via Rectal Extraction publishes article entitled "Apple Car Exclusive" (pics of "Apple Car" included)
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman faces child porn and accessory charges for live streaming the rape of her 17-year-old friend by her 29-year-old boyfriend. "Friend" may not be the right word to describe that relationship. Or "boyfriend"
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Hillary joins striking Verizon workers on the picket line despite having accepted $250k a pop for speeches given to Verizon executives. See? And you thought she could be bought
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Everyone in the Northeast U.S., get ready to stab holes in your eardrums. ooo-eee-ooo-eee, Screeeeeee, cchhhiirrrppp or however you describe it, let me sing you the song of my people
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Trail of destruction proves once again that 6-year-olds are just the worst drivers
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Like Deadpool and Batman vs. Superman Special Edition, the next movie apparently going for an R rating is ((...spins wheel...)) Despicable Me 3, by casting Trey Parker as the villain
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian defense officials don't understand why Americans are so "distressed" over their pilots buzzing a destroyer. "Sorry, but the pattern was full"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachusetts decides they want to be the Anti-North Carolina
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Cat decides to recline on top of train in Japan during rush hour. Hilarity ensues
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(EWAO)
 
 
 
Why did NASA drop a 2-ton kinetic bomb on the Moon? Well, I'm not saying it was to destroy an Alien base but... it was probably to destroy an Alien base (w/pics)
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Wed April 13, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bedbugs developing thick skin to ward off pesticides, your insults
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
He may not be the hero this funeral needs, but he is the hero this funeral deserves. Okay, so he's dressed as Spiderman not Batman, but you try writing funny headlines with all this dust in here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
NPR was a communist experiment that sold out, and now deserves to die. Good grief, this article is long, isn't there an audio version?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American destroyer with Polish helicopter aboard observes threatening flybys from Russian fighter jets. Americans upset, Russians indignant, Polish pilot submerges helicopter and drives away
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Slow-motion footage captures drones being catapulted at slabs of pork to study how the blades tear flesh. Science at work
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"How Fox News Destroyed the Republican Party." You know, in case you noticed the Republican Party doesn't exist anymore and are wondering what happened
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not News: gang of 50+ drivers hold sideshow. News: at 6 in the afternoon on Sunday. Holy Fark: on the Bay Bridge
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Tue April 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you absolutely must bring your marijuana grinder designed to resemble a hand grenade on your flight, don't pack it in your carry-on
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Des Moines, IA cafe honors Senator Grassley meeting SCOTUS nominee Merrick Garland with switch to "Senator Grassley #DoYourJob Menu." Subby recommends pairing the Justice Delayed Bowl with an Advise and Consent Cappuccino
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Koreans who labored abroad in cold Siberian logging camps, or doing construction in the desert for 16 hours a day, explain that they put up with those working conditions because, compared to back home, they are the LUCKY ones
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Chariot, a would-be competitor to Uber that employs only women drivers and will only pick up female passengers is set to launch in Boston, despite the fact that such a service would likely be illegal
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
XHamster decides that if you are too concerned about genitals then you don't get to see any
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Somebody looked at the Trans-Alaska pipeline and thought, "Let's make this a tourist destination"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three quarters of parents admit to liking one of their children more than the others, and it's usually the eldest, or the 'best-born' as we like to call it
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oldest inmate on Texas' death row deprives Texans of a good execution
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Sat April 09, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
GoPro releases short documentary about Fark-favorite pole vaulter Allison Stokke, includes shout-out to her 'troublesome' Internet fame and creepy photographers
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(Eater)
 
 
 
McDonald's new restaurant design, "You don't have to go home to eat your Chicken Mcnuggets, but you can't eat them here"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The 'dawn chorus' is a polite way of describing the unnerving screeching trill of a magpie family waking up in your neighbor's tree
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Fri April 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen decides that North Carolina isn't worth going to, and that's saying a lot for someone who lived in New Jersey
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Begun the underseas robot wars have: US Navy launches self-piloting 'Sea Hunter' ship with NO crew designed to track down enemy submarines
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
D'Brickashaw D'Decides he's D'Done
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After booking over 20,000 people for a 1,400 seat venue, Donald Trump apparently decides 'Making America Great Again' means not paying the resulting public services bill
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Are hand grenades deadlier on land or under water? Let's find out
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Translation: Titans desperate to find someone, anyone, who will give them a better deal than they've been offered in exchange for the number one overall pick
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Spark your curiosity. Lonely Swedes are standing by now waiting to bork with you. What are you waiting for? There's nothing to lose. I want to hear your voice
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Thu April 07, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Three shades of Fark: 1. Woman dies around Christmas & family is told to dig hole in cemetery themselves as diggers won't work on holiday. 2. Box is empty. 3: Woman's body found weeks later in funeral director's van after arrest for drunk driving
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese architect designs invisible train, claims nobody will see that coming
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York's top court rules that parents can eavesdrop on their own children's phone calls. Difficulty: Finding a child who actually uses their phone for anything besides texting, social media and sending photos
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO of General Electric has a few things to say to Bernie Sanders about his company "destroying the moral fabric of America"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What do you call 20,000 lesbians in a desert oasis?
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
After more than 60 years, the country's oldest surviving McDonald's will get a 21st century facelift - a drive-thru. Still no upgrade planned to the quality of food
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bernie Ecclestone defends paying Ferrari more for their second-place constructors' finish than Mercedes-Benz won for winning it: "In the end, Ferrari is Formula 1, so they should be paid more"
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(CIO)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds clings to hopes of Linux desktop domination, vows to 'wear them down' over the next 25 years
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mike Sandlock, oldest former MLB player, dies at 100. He was eulogized by Jamie Moyer as being tragically cut down right in the prime of life
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
School cop provides WWE body slam lesson to 12-year-old girl
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's stupidest criminals include the thief who left his wig at a crime scene to the robber who tried to pay for a packet of crisps with cheese
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
John Oliver follows through on threat to irritate the One Percent and sell Yankees front row suite seats to undesirables, gives Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles two tickets for 50 cents
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
For decades, owner of no-tell motel used hidden cameras to watch guests have sex. He would have gotten away with it if not... wait, he did get away with it?
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is a house an appropriate thing to put on a wedding registry? It actually says in the description they are seeking donations towards a down payment for a *second* home
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Can we all agree that Sarah Palin didn't deserve this and actually comes across as the better person in this exchange?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme - design an interesting cell phone back case
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best video you'll see all day about how corruption is legal in the U.S., and what to do about it (i.e., besides feel the Bern)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
For decades millions of statin users have complained the drugs caused muscle pain and weakness and the medical community has chalked it up to their imagination. But now that it's been seen in a study of 500 people, they are VERY CONCERNED
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In retrospect, maybe reading 50 Shades of Grey wasn't appropriate for a children's show
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which U.S. president had the lowest IQ? We're not saying, but he would have loved the fact this link is a slideshow. 'Murica
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You can find out how to tell the difference between centipedes and milllipedes just by clicking on this link and ... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The next Supreme Court pick that both sides are fighting tooth and nail to get either comfirmed or rejected matters less than you think
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This week on College Kids Say the Darndest Things
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Mon April 04, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What we can learn from the most boring man in Britain, besides how to get more sleep
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China destroys the Sphinx. Don't worry, there's still another one
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Your Fark ready headline for the day: "Nebraska Is Redesigning Its License Plate, but Not Because It Looks Like a Guy Holding His Huge Balls"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sweden's Supreme Court decides that public artworks on the street are only ~kinda~ public. GTFO Wiki & Pinterest. Also, incoming stories of Google Streetview cars attacked "by moose" in 3... 2
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Average apartment price in Manhattan now tops $2 million. In other news refrigerator boxes thrown out onto the street are still going for a modest $2,500 a month
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the pharmacy company raises the price on drugs designed to let suffers of terminal illness die a peaceful death, a local advocacy group opts for a do it yourself approach
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
John Kasich thinks it would be "cool" and "fun" to stick it to the Donald and Ted Cruz and destroy what is left of the Republican Party
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Hillary decides to prove she can screw up talking about abortion just as well as Trump can
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Another reason to hate hipsters, they get all stupid when trying to fit a large sofa in a modestly sized car in order to get it back to their closet apartment. Absolutely no sense of space
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Armed anti-mosque protest group decides they've got better things to do when faced with armed counter-protestors
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case anyone was still unsure, Fox News has made it clear they despise Blustery Bad Hair and are going all-in to support the Creepy Canadian
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes takes the front row, but Ferrari isn't far behind. Alonso is out due to broken ribs and a collapsed lung from Australia with Vandoorne debuting in F1 in his place. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Bahrain thread at 11am on NBCSN
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Sat April 02, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar returns to Phoenix after an 11 year absence. Which roadrunner will take it in the desert? It's the Desert Diamond West Valley Phoenix Grand Prix (8:30PM ET, NBCSN)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Let's hear it for water bears, more accurately known as tardigrades, the cutest, toughest and most nearly indestructible animals on earth
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rifftrax is putting together a Mystery Science Theater 3000 reunion show that will include virtually every major cast member ever. Yes, that includes Joel, the Mads, Jonah Ray, and a case of Hamdingers
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Now there can be two hammocks swinging under your desk, if you know what I mean
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(Geekologie)
 
 
 
How can you make destroying a washing machine with a brick more amusing? Googly eyes
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Girl designs a prosthetic superhero arm that can shoot glitter and names it 'Project Unicorn.'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Realizing that fossil fuels are a depleting resource, Saudi Arabia to set aside $2 trillion as rainy-day fund for post-oil era - big enough to buy Apple, Microsoft, Google, and Berkshire Hathaway while leaving room for dessert
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly confronts living contradiction Katrina Pierson and asks how Trump thinks he can win despite his hatred of women
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Thu March 31, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
While Amazon is still working out delivering small items with drones, Atlas has perfected delivering full sized inflatable slides right to your front yard using a Boeing 767
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Remove one letter from a movie title and describe the new plot. Example: The Seen Samurai. They're done sneaking around
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Chipotle decides the best way to combat all those food safety illnesses is to create more ground-meat products
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guy who isn't getting any decides to cockblock his entire neighborhood
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: SitePoint Premium Tech Courses: Lifetime Subscription 5,350+ Cutting-Edge Videos & E-Books on Coding, UX Design & More. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Old VHS tapes are part of a growing band of old technology now being collected like antiques - leading to the phrase "antech" to describe the new market"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Dealer: Would you like to test drive the new Mercedes? Customer: Sure. I'll just give you this stolen car to hold as collateral
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now we return you to your regularly-scheduled Communist oppression already in progress for the past six decades
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(Talking Rugby Union)
 
 
 
Premiership rugby star Josh Charnley switches codes from league to union, which is like switching from playing in the NFL to the CFL. Or vice-versa, depending on whose fans you ask
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(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
You can now designate who gets control of your social media accounts after you die, at least if you lived in Michigan when you stopped living
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Tue March 29, 2016
(WTNH)
 
 
 
Florida State, trying not to look desperate, offer a football scholarship. To an 8th grader
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google announces Fiber Phone, a home phone service based on Google Fiber. In related news, NASA is designing a horse-drawn Mars rover
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
For Sale: 6 bedroom, 3.5 bath stately colonial designed with all the character and charm of the early 1900s. Includes creepy stalker called "The Watcher" who will ask you to "fill the house with the young blood I requested" (w/pics)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UN commission decides the Falkland Islands lie in Argentinian Waters. New Order heard prepping a follow-up single to Blue Monday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Luckily for archaeologists ISIS isn't as good at destroying ruins as it is at making them
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Meet Patrick. He loves food, cuddles, and wheelbarrow rides. He's also the world's largest wombat in captivity
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to get their own Fark tag, Georgia senator Crane calls for an override of Governor Deal's veto of the religious liberty bill
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Clickbait is destroying journalism. Click here for more
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump is smart, savvy, and "nothing like her father", but despite their differences, she might just be her father's greatest and most valuable campaign asset
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Multiple appeals failed to free a man who spent 20 years in jail after being convicted of a murder despite having 13 alibi witnesses who could show he was a thousand miles away at the time. However, one "Dateline" special about the case did the tirck
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(LocalGov (UK))
 
 
 
"A council in London is introducing a 'voting ashtray' designed to discourage people from throwing their cigarette butts on the floor by engaging them in topical debates"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's how restaurant menus are designed to get you to spend more and how to decode them
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Here's one way to get out of paying student loans: File suit and say you never deserved the money in the first place
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Family members of a late WWII vet who documented atomic bomb tests in the desert are about ready to nuke the VA from orbit. "He was excited about getting his own chair, but unfortunately it didn't come until a couple months after he passed"
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Lego Batman isn't just the Batman we want. It's the Batman we deserve
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
$273 million Japanese research satellite disappears, leaving behind only a few bits of debris. Kim Jong Un to take credit for personally piloting the spacecraft that destroyed it in 3... 2... 1
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP is on the eve of 'absolute destruction' if Trump is denied the Republican nomination, according to Ben "Armageddon is coming" Carson
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia's governor decides he'd very much like Marvel and The Walking Dead to continue filming in his state, vetoes "religious liberty" law
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA Times reporting that FBI will soon be interviewing Clinton aides on whether they knew her campaign was doomed and when did they know it
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"We deserve death. We all do." March Madness arrives in the form of a new trailer for Game of Thrones season six
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Fri March 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Hamilton/Batman Mashup: The Musical Gotham Deserves
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
It's been 20 years since the first Resident Evil hit retailer shelves and the creator Hiroyuki Kobayashi talks about what it's like giving millions of people nightmares for two decades straight. (need to turn on subtitles in video)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This is 2016. Why do men's and women's clothes still button up from opposite sides?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Recent cocaine escapades at LAX reveal a number of troubling security issues. TSA, TSA, TSA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're on a special mission to designate airstrike targets deep within IS controlled territory. Your cover is blown and you're surrounded on all sides. What do you do? In this soldier's case, take a sip of vodka and designate one final target
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A real UX design professional would have gentrified his neighborhood with death by snu-snu, but startup culture is made of people who can afford to be unafraid to move fast and break things. The rest of you should move slowly or be cops
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The saddest story about a pet duck that you will read all this week
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Create a new designer fragrance
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poll: Kasich and Bernie are the only two candidates who don't make people's skin crawl, and Gary Johnson is at 11% against Hillary and Trump despite zero money and the charisma of a sack of barley
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An indestructible, teleporting deer is causing chaos in a version of GTA V. Truly these are wonderful times we live in
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(NFL)
 
 
 
RGIII decides to sign two-year contract with a minor league team
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(Prague Post)
 
 
 
As the Easter weekend approaches, one of the hardest Czech customs to explain to people is the practice of whipping women on Easter Monday, which is called Red Monday
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Despite record profits, airlines announce that discounted fares for bereavement are now dead
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Wed March 23, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ken Howard fades into the shadows
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Old Dude who was in Congress for decades as a Republican, ran for president as a Republican, has a son who ran THIS election as a Republican thinks that if America elects a Republican President they are just as screwed as if they elect a Democrat
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Snack time at Philadelphia day care center now includes crack cocaine. Heroically, employee rushes 3-year-old to the hospital and the child is okay
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study concludes global vegan diet would lead to dramatic increase in population and support groups
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Most Americans favor lifting the Cuban embargo. Especially Red Sox fans who desperately need help in their bullpen
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
City regarding pedestrian killed by police car: It was his own fault for crossing the street on green
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump tries desperately to get another "m"
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Just how unlikely was Texas A&M's comeback against Northern Iowa? Let's just say there's a better chance the NCAA decides to cut paychecks for all the players in the tourney then us seeing that happen again in our lifetime
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri DOT employee reported missing. Described as about 10 feet tall and weighing approximately 50 pounds, Bob was last seen on Saturday, and was wearing a yellow vest and sunglasses
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Beck says Christians aren't listening to their God when they vote for Trump. Maybe God has brought us another world destroyer like the flood. Did you ever think of that Mr. Beck?
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Not unlike most Republican state legislatures, Florida is attempting to cut off all state funding for Planned Parenthood. Unlike most Republican legislatures, Florida's list of "alternative" sites includes Salvation Army centers and public schools
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Soon-to-be-ex CEO of Indian Wells Tennis Club, who is seemingly unaware of the fact that Venus and Serena Williams are probably the only tennis players casual fans can actually name, says women's tennis rides on the "coattails" of the men's game
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Newly designed SAT goes back to the 1600's
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Sun March 20, 2016
(ITV)
 
 
 
South Africa beats Afghanistan in finals of T20 cricket World Cup in what commentators say is the most devastating thing to happen to Afghanistan in decades
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham admits that the results of years of GOP efforts would be, "An absolute, utter disaster for the Republican Party, and destroy conservatism as we know it"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
NFL decides that if Georgia passes its "religious liberty" bill making it legal to discriminate against gays, they'll use their own "liberty" when deciding to not have the Super Bowl there
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
1,000 miles, 7 deserts, 7 weeks. Can this runner do it?
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
It is time for the first American owned team since the 1970s to debut in the highest level of racing. Can anyone stop Mercedes dominance this year? This is the Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix discussion thread with the green at 1am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Britain decides it would be a great idea to let the internet name its new £200 million polar research ship, so yeah, meet SS Boaty McBoatface
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Comet decides to avoid crashing into Earth... This time
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
They're oversexed, they're overfed, and we don't want them here: that's what the Swedes think of Americans. No, sorry... that's what the Swedes think of American LOBSTERS
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pacman banned from mall. Big deal, like anyone goes to arcades any more
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man lets a monkey design his massive back tattoo ... and it's actually pretty decent
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Researchers say beer hops could be used for a variety of ailments besides the heartless scourge of sobriety
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You think you know Walter White's motive for his descent into Heisenberg? You're goddamn wrong, according to the creator
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More welcome than the bottle of whiskey in your desk, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Are there games coming out that you're looking forward to? This week subby and his wife have been playing Diablo III coop
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Waffle House has been releasing songs on its own record label for decades. Their newest release, "Hurng, Aargh, It Feels Like Liquid Fire Spouting From My Anus" is set to drop on Tuesday
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Salah Abdeslam, 10th attacker in Paris, has been captured by the Belgians in a raid that is not yet over
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arizona blown out in the fir... er, second round by Wichita State. If only there were a word to describe a loss like that
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Right now in a Toronto emergency room, a medical history includes: hookers, cocaine, booze, more booze, more hookers, cocaine on hookers, car crashes, corruption, booze, hookers, hookers, and being mayor of Toronto
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
50 years of Muscle Shoals music in 15 songs. That one's there. That one, too. wow. You went with that one? Damn, she was pretty, and look how young they look. No slideshow
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Thu March 17, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
The Venezuelan government, which has let inflation run to 98.3%, decides Bitcoin is the bad guy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kerry describes ISIS killings as "genocide", which all right-thinking nations will honor as a clarion call to immediate action in the form of a 15% increase in the amount of clarion calls to immediate action
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Destroy all humans"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
New bra design conceals knife, pepper spray for protection. Patented under the name "Booby Trap Bras"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Pigeon pollution patrol possessing pollution prevention packs procure permission plus permit. Principal project person precautions pedestrians: potential pigeon pooping pollutants possible, pose potential predicament
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Cracks in the GOP wall of obstructionism have begun as Senator Mark Kirk (R-ILL) decides he would like to be re-elected
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Actor Robert Horton rides the Wagon Train to heaven
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Despite having reached a "positive contribution margin," the latest startup to totally disrupt the food delivery space has now shut down. There is no spoonrocket
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Tue March 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ides of March primary follow-up thread. Now hopefully lag-free and definitely Rubio-free
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Leave it to Canadians to be sober enough to complain about St. Patrick's Day graphic design snafus
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has cut a swath of destruction through the Tea Party, which gave us Trump in the first place
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Besides that hefty bill, hospitals are also giving you another lovely parting gift
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Jerry Brown (Gov) decides that a wall is a good way to keep people that don't agree with him out of his state
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
I'll see your flight tracker etch-a-sketch artist of the skies, and raise you with a Canadian cyclist who rides his bike around town to create artistic GPS doodles
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police who raided a California pot shop, smashed cameras and helped themselves to the merchandise finally get the slap on the wrist they so richly deserved
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Oliver describes the encryption fight between Apple and the FBI in such simple terms, even iPhone users can understand it
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Mon March 14, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Calm down? Don't be ridiculous. Stress helps you perform better...right up to the point where your heart explodes
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
After canceling her appearance at a Trump rally to fly home to be with her seriously injured husband, Sarah Palin changes her mind and decides to attention whore at the rally after all
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Belgian cyclist accused in sport's first 'motorized doping' scandal rides off into the sunset
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Best Korea warns the US that if their new H-bomb works AND isn't just Photoshop AND if someone mounted it on an ICBM that didn't blow up on the launch pad AND if it got to Manhattan, it could destroy a lot of stuff
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Intelligence advisers "secret" visit to antipodes announced by Prime Minister, who apparently does not know the relevance of the word secret. Or intelligence
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(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Trump on Twitter: "Sanders is lying when he says his disruptors aren't told to go to my rallies. Be careful Bernie, or my supporters will go to yours." Sanders: "Send them. They deserve to see what a real honest politician sounds like." Sick, Bern
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Ravalli Republic)
 
 
 
Local tourism group enthusiastically designs billboard showing angler catching huge largemouth bass on a lure. But billboard is advertisement for Montana's Bitterroot River, where no bass live and fly fishing is nigh on religion. Sh*tstorm ensues
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Foreign cartoonists draw the Trump situation ... and Ireland and Bulgaria get it, while Australia provides nightmare fuel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Violence only begets violence," says Reince Priebus, desperately trying to pull together the undignified shreds of the GOP
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch will probably lead all the laps yet again when the NASCAR Xfinity Series is in Phoenix for the Axalta Faster, Tougher, Brighter, Bigger, Better, Faster, More, Hey, No, Wait, That Was A Four Non Blondes Album, Sorry 200, 2:30 PM on Fox
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New conservative Polish government decides their country doesn't need a court system
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(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Harvard engineers have designed a new type of material that can be programmed to change its shape, size and stiffness. The material can collapse into a flat sheet to withstand the weight of an elephant without breaking, and pop right back up
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study concludes it's best not to wake up grumpy. Let her sleep
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(Guinness World Records)
 
 
 
Auschwitz survivor now officially world's oldest living man, continues to dance on Hitler's grave till his knees give out
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(Recordnet)
 
 
 
After accidentally inviting an LBGT-friendly church to participate, a Stockton, CA ecumenical foundation decides to cancel Easter rather than risk accidentally praying with gay people, yanno just like Jesus would have done
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Amazon decides that your credit card account isn't vulnerable enough, decides to insert spiffy, hackable robot between you and your money
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
If for some reason you're still using Adobe Flash (despite the dozens and dozens of warnings), a new vulnerability has been discovered
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Thu March 10, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
It's Thursday, so it's time for the latest sure-fire genius plan to destroy Trump once and all: No sex for any of his supporter
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson (Ruh-roh-WI) candidly destroys his own party's line about letting the people decide who the next replacement is for Justice Scalia
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Footballers' books can often be self-centred affairs, but any mention of a kit man will invariably be made in a warm, deferential tone - and generally followed by the misty-eyed retelling of a clandestine application of Deep Heat to someone's genitals"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News crew checking on storm damage in Texas finds debris, torn up buildings, a dog riding a lawn mower, fallen branches, destroyed fences, the usual
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades Atlantic City's financial situation from "roulette" to "nickel slots"
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
How a frog designed a life-saving epi-pen for heroin overdoses. France surrenders?
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is always the bridesmaid
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Museum offers to display a replica of Donald Trump's penis, despite being short-handed
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man finds leather pouch in road containing $15,200, decides to take it to police instead of keeping it. The Internet responds in typical fashion: "Meet the dumbest man in Delaware County"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study concludes obese children are at a greater risk of pedestrian injury. Well, duh. They're slower
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(Manufacturing.net)
 
 
 
IBM decides to outsource itself to India and Brazil
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Tue March 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The rumor of the death of the desktop PC has been greatly exaggerated
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Facebook has patented an algorithm designed to detect new slang, probably before you've ever heard of it
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley says the Warriors will not win; even if they make it past the Baseball Furies and the Rogues, the Gramercy Riffs will destroy them
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Uber explodes into Pakistan
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Steve Wozniak says he has created two Mac viruses, but he destroyed the code so they wouldn't get out in the wild and make Macs just not work
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five reasons the world is right to think Americans are crazy. Besides the 2016 election cycle
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz chides Trump for being slow to disavow David Duke; meanwhile, Cruz's legislative co-chair wants to ban homosexuality
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of threatening a school bus monitor with a gun descends into the high stakes world of bongo theft
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Upset that America is close to voting for Donald Trump as president, El Niño decides to take its anger out on the entire world
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Bernie: "White people don't know what it's like to be poor." Politifact: Despite their possession of refrigerators, this is false
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Goodyear goes balls deep with new tire design
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Human brains evolved to need Twitter, Facebook, Fark. Or maybe it was unintelligent design
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bulletproof furniture available in either duck down or hide, nuclear war declared on a frisbee golf course, and Ben Cur rides again: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/28 - 3/5
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How the Rubiot went on the fritz an-*sparks* DESTROY DESTROY
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Ralph Gilbertsen says the CIA has been stalking him for two decades. He believes in Bigfoot. He has seen a UFO. And he wants his guns back
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Some of the world's coolest bars can be found inside old schoolhouses, churches, railway stations, and pharmacies (slideshow)
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Chinese young women achievers not interested in marriage, despite pressure from parents and party. In their opinion, the available men grew up as only children, lack responsibility, and "rely on their parents for everything"
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
DARPA unveils new VTOL plane design and...OMG WANT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey decides that pesky "free press" has become enough of an annoyance and does away with it
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
After 14 years and 248 episodes, Adam and Jaime prove that all TV shows come to an end, and with a big bang. "Mythbusters" Series Finale and Reunion Special, Discovery Channel, 8 PM ET
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"Competitors from around the country and as far afield as Canada today descended on the Eden Project for the fifth annual World Pasty Championships, the greatest celebration of Cornwall's culinary gift to the world"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Author Pat Conroy, whose bibliography includes The Great Santini and The Prince of Tides, has his chapter end at 70
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italy seeks UNESCO recognition for Neapolitan pizza. Intrigued Chicago officials investigate UN designation for pizza soup
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(NHL)
 
 
 
♫ Hello out there, we're on the air. It's hockey day today. ♫ We have a full day of hockey and drinking this Saturday with 11 games on tap and NO midday desert. The festivities and debauchery start at 1:00pm EST with Sabres/Wild
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Police seek robbery suspect described as "handsome," "cute," "well dressed" and "European," wonder if he's single
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin sees a study on how easy it is for young children to find hidden guns and concludes the message is that guns shouldn't be hidden from kids
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump decides that CPAC isn't classy enough for him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dear MLS - when your emphasis is on the league's "family friendly" qualities as a player destination, you sound like a restaurant that provides crayons
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(Atavist)
 
 
 
Photoessay: Subby took the longest train in India: 4,273 km (includes time-lapse video)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Here at Politico Labs, we have developed a "Wrongometer" to figure out the lies told to us during presidential debates. We've analyzed last night's GOP performance- *smokes* *explodes* Oh...why it's never done that before, eh Beakey?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Instead of trying to be entertaining or amusing, the new Ghostbusters trailer "destroys the Patriarchy"
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
Sorry, folks, the hotel's full. The velociraptor at the front desk shoulda told ya
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Oregon tax law, designed to stimulate growth of high-speed internet like Google Fiber, ends up handing Comcast a huge tax break
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Reagan economic adviser Bruce Bartlett says he willingly voted for Trump because "my goal is to try to destroy the Republican Party"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Will Smith and Jerry Bruckheimer have agreed to make "Bad Boys 3." Apparently, they both assume Martin Lawrence is desperate for work
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Amazing violin player wins NPR's "Tiny Desk Concert Contest." Seriously, you have to see this
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(Kelowna Now)
 
 
 
Vancouver police arrest 20-year old woman who attacked pedestrians, kicked an elderly woman, and tried to push someone else off a pier. Vicky Mendoza diagonal in play
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
You think healthcare in the US is crazy expensive and out of control, in China they're cracking down on scalpers reselling hospital tickets to desperate patients who just want treatment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump releases his health care plan for America. His plan includes filling his wall with the bodies of the sick and dying because... You're losers and screw you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
North Korea launches a devastating attack against their oldest foe
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's 24-year-old son writes article on family friend Donald Trump. Says Trump is as racist as he's been described and he cares nothing for the country. How 24-year-old Cooper Hefner knows any of this is the real question
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Despite all the cliams that Donald Trump is "dividing the Republican party" an analysis of the Super Tuesday voting results show that the party is actually remarkably united--just behind an incredibly divisive candidate
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Tue March 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Noted BBQ enthusiast and MLB player Yoenis Cespedes bought himself a grand champion hog. When in Florida
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana sheriff's captain on mission from god