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500 headlines found matching 'des'
Fri July 25, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
""My saddest photo yet, From #ISS we can actually see explosions and rockets flying over #Gaza & #Israel"
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(4)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA would like humanity to know that on July 23rd, 2012 a massive solar flare nearly destroyed Earth's entire electrical infrastructure, which would have plunged the world into total chaos. Have a nice day
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(145)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Obama just called every business in the Fortune 500 "corporate deserters". And he's right
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(135)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
The "set it and forget it" method of improving your finances. Most of us already have the "forget it" part down pat. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets pulled over. News: And calls 911 to report a fake murder happening nearby to try and get out of getting a citation. Fark: Which upgrades a $209 speeding fine to a third-degree felony charge
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Thu July 24, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a move that will undoubtably scare away movie-goers, Puritan group denounces "50 Shades of Grey" trailer
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(58)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Peter Jackson to direct Doctor Who, will expand original TV script into a trilogy of three hour episodes
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(47)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Big Brother contestant learns his grandfather died despite the old man's final wishes not to tell him. He probably died from the shame of knowing his grandson was on Big Brother
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(64)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's over a hundred in Phoenix today, so the local news station does the only reasonable thing and anchors the show from a desk made of ice
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(88)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
PLASTIC POPO: DOLL COP - Small Oklahoma Town Fights Crime With Weird Makeout Doll Cop Thing
 
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent says there's a liberal army assigned to "destroy Ted Nugent"
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(183)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Conservative who despises Ayn Rand explains why so many of his fellow right-wingers love her
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(302)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Passengers complain that EasyJet left them stranded 200 miles from their destination. Ryanair laughs, says it considers THAT door-to-door service
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You might be a little hyperbolic if you describe the pruning of some trees presenting a road hazard as "murderous"
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(73)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
"Cheeseburgers are the coal of the food world, with externalities in spades; in fact it's unlikely that producers of cheeseburgers bear the full cost of any aspect of making them"
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(31)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Everything cool at Comic-Con. Even cooler: no costumed body aroma or slideshow
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(22)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
COPS films its third episode on the mean streets of...Des Moines?
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(38)
 
(University of Washington)
 
 
 
Now pay attention: Oso disaster had its roots in earlier landslides. Recovery will require three special steps
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(67)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
First trailer for Ethan Hawke-starring Predestination looks like Timecop minus the groin-defying antics of Van Damme
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Writer who can't get laid because the internet ruined sex, decides that internet is also ruining his love of meteorology. Forever alone
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(21)
 
(HR Grapevine)
 
 
 
"Opening the office blinds is no simple task for BBC staff in Scotland, who are required to call a help desk 307 miles away in England for permission to carry out such a task"
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Student designs new treadmill that washes your clothes, which is an upgrade from subby's treadmill which is just used to store clothes
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(12)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Le pew: Man builds 'biggest fart machine ever,' plans to destroy France with it
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(56)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Gunman barricades himself in adult novelty store. Hopefully this story has a happy ending
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
While there is no cure for ebola, doctors insist they can beat back the disease and prevent some people from bleeding out of every single orifice and dying a dessicated husk of meat and bone
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(20)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman decides to go to the mall. News: While drunk and with the 5-year-old boy she is watching. Fark: She yells at paramedics, told the officer she was just "looking for her car," stumbled in to the road with the boy and spit at an officer
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(13)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Homeowner gets his mortgage modified to lower payments. Company decides "lower" means $200 a month more. Homeowner gets awarded enough damages to pay off his house and several more
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(64)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ray J charged with ten crimes by overzealous DA, including sexual battery--despite the cops saying no such crime took place. Perhaps the DA watched his sex tape with Kim Kardashian and is trying to punish him for unleashing her on the public
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(26)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
George Harrison memorial destroyed by beetles
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(33)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
World's oldest ham is 112 years old and edible, say people who have notably not attempted to eat it
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(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will the A) Bull or B) Bear or C) Crazy Chicken descend on Wall Street this week?
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(9)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Former Oregon governor Vic Atiyeh rides his carpet into the heavens
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(15)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man, annoyed with his bar tab, decides .22 should be enough to cover it
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here's a way the Knicks can make the playoffs next year that somehow doesn't involve the words "multiple nuclear bombs destroying other NBA cities"
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rick Astley has let us down, deserted us
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(105)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
How many civil engineers does it take to redesign a 19th Century wooden footbridge to comply with 21st Century laws?
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(42)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL season is coming. To prepare, here's a list of the clutchiest clutch QBs clutching it out currently in the league. Bonus: no slideshow
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(53)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland unveils plan to use bicycles to deliver supplies after Cascadia earthquake destroys bridges and roads. FARK: They are evidently serious
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(176)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Army seeks congressional approval to undo destruction of Los Angeles River, returning it to a lush belt of green carrying wastewater treatment plant outflow to the sea
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tokyo to San Francisco in 83 seconds includes the best view of a sunrise you'll see all week
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(14)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
A homeowner tired of pranksters driving on to his lawn decides to lay a trap consisting of a board with nails hammered through it buried along the street and painted black to make it harder to see. And of course someone has a problem with this
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(144)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Nico Rosberg continue the German domination in international sports? Will Lewis Hamilton recover after crashing in qualifying? Can Williams stop Mercedes domination? This is your Formula 1 German Grand Prix discussion thread at 7:30am EDT on CNBC
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(138)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US east coast holds enough oil and gas reserves to supply Europe and China for decades
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
R.J. Reynolds descendant takes a bite of bankrupt cupcake chain hoping to smoke some sweet profits out of the ashes of the company, swears on a stack they're not addictive
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(8)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.K.'s High Court orders "Glee" to change its name, broadcast more British Invasion-themed episodes
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 9, it's Werewolf, starring Joe Estevez and several foreigners who descend on Flagstaff to turn security guards into werewolves. Mike, Servo, and Crow turn this fur-fest into a laugh fest. "This is a strange remake of Jane Eyre"
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(28)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
EPA moves to block a mine worth at most a few million dollars that would destroy a salmon industry worth $1.5 billion (plus kill all the fish). Not surprisingly, the Tea Party has a problem with this
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(272)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Space Invaders, the movie: What's not to love about a two-hour drama of shooting at rows of slowly descending aliens?
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(114)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mixing alcohol and energy drinks only increases the desire to drink, says a new study sponsored by Red Bull and Smirnoff
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Fri July 18, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when 38 white dudes from Kentucky try to do an a capella rendition of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"? It doesn't suck quite as much as one might expect
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(22)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Elizabeth Warren Fantasy" She strides into the Oval Office with nothing on but a pantsuit and the nuclear football. "Tell Scott Brown to come in here, I'll teach him not to call me 'professor' again"
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(167)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all the states other problems, Oregon decides to go after the makers of 5-Hour Energy because of their deceptive advertising
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(92)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Online petition to move "world's saddest polar bear" to Winnipeg. Apparently, petitioners have never been to Winnipeg
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(28)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tesla decides to call its third car the Model 3, instead of the Model E. Fark: Because Ford apparently owns the rights to the letter E, WTF?
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(34)
 
(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
Remember how the MPAA has said movie piracy will destroy the movie industry? About that
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(22)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A collection of cool DIY upgrades that will make your home look more expensive. Except the refrigerator. Please don't do that. Ever
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(27)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Finally a garden tool designed for a woman. And it's not a hoe
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(83)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Congressman demands pregnant woman explain why Obamacare includes maternity coverage, telling her it's a service that people like him will never use
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(168)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch doesn't think he deserves his Cumberbiatches
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(45)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
So here's the form unaccompanied minors have to fill out if they want asylum in the US, apparently designed by the Vogon Ministry Of Making Things Pointlessly Obtuse Because Fark You
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(77)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The government bans one E-cig flavor, and 200 more pop up in its place. No word when Mint Anchovy Cheddar, Kimchi, Roquefort Anise, or Hobo Crotch will be out, but TFA includes Nutty Squirrel, so nothing's out of the realm of possibility
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(145)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Just because you forked over $45,000 to a culinary school does not mean that upon graduation you immediately get to be a head chef at any restaurant you desire
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Subette's ex-husband is finally getting the international attention he deserves
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(93)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
How desperate are moderate Kansas Republicans? They're endorsing the Democratic candidate for governor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut unveils a gigantic chocolate-chip dessert pizza for people who have just eaten a lot of Pizza Hut and are too lazy to stick one of their own fingers down their throat
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Motorcycle helmet with brake lights mounted on back provides better target for inattentive drivers
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debate rages over whether officials should be allowed to be sworn in on tablets instead of traditional Bibles. How many people would complain if someone switched the file from the Bible to 50 Shades of Grey before the ceremony?
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(55)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Groom-- who kicked bridesmaid in head, and split his pants taking wedding photo on the beach-- gets mocked by CNN anchors after pic hits Reddit. Resulting vortex of suck wipes out three counties
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama administration decides to not try key Benghazi suspect
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(198)
 
(Neowin)
 
 
 
Newly leaked Windows start menu unsure whether It's a dessert topping or floor wax
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(84)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Airbus cabin design team: "We feel the Dutch West India Company had the right idea"
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(191)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama says many Republicans personally hate him: "If I named apple pie the official American dessert, they would call apple pie Communist and introduce a bill naming vanilla ice cream the official American dessert"
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(377)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Despite what you might have seen online, the President did not issue a letter making today a public holiday
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(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Oldest case of Down Syndrome discovered in France, with the remains estimated to be about 1,500 years old
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(91)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadians prove they have their priorities straight with the invention of a drinking glass designed to protect your beer from UV rays. Or as most Americans call it, a red Solo cup
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(29)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own a Bavarian-style castle? Well if you don't mind Missouri and have the money, this 7,000-square-foot estate includes hand-painted ceilings, wood-carved staircases and three fireplaces massive enough to roast a hog
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(110)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no-one, Tea Party economic policies are destroying Kansas
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(266)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
And science destroys yet another religion
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(112)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 10, Joe Don Baker stars in Final Justice as a Texas sheriff who waddles around Malta. Mike, Servo, and Crow give us one of the funniest episodes of the series. "He's got double chins on his eye lids"
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(15)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
After 15 years, Toyota decides that it's time to put an end to our Supra withdrawal
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worried about rare earth minerals driving up the cost of your electronics? Don't worry, California boffins are building battery anodes out of the not-so-rare earth you know as "sand"
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(25)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hiring managers are shocked to learn that when you write unreasonable job descriptions while lowering salaries, it's pretty hard to fill available openings
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(55)
 
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Old news: Trendy hipster chicks putting crown of flowers in their hair. New yuck: Trendy hipster dudes putting crown of flowers in their beards
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(56)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After 41 2/3 innings, Chase Headley decides that he's had enough of Clayton Kershaw's scoreless pitching streak
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(14)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Contained in a recent study that surprises absolutely no one, 42% of Millennials describe themselves as being "socialists". Also contained in the report which surprises even less, only 16% of them know what "socialist" means
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(174)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Curse of Glee "club" continues path of destruction
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(32)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Jack Blades reveals the details of a new Night Ranger album, which would be welcome news if it were still 1982
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(26)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
America's military is so desperate for able-bodied men that it has begun mailing Selective Service notices to men born in '93. As in 1893
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(124)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS, who may not be real clear on the concept of "not biting off more than you can chew" have started offensive operations against the Kurds. You know - the guys who fought Turkey and Saddam simultaneously for 3 decades and won
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You might be too dumb to even write articles for the internet if you write one wondering how Ryan Gosling got Eva Mendes pregnant and label it a Hollywood mystery
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(30)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
LeBron James will sign with the Cleveland Cavaliers. I can tell by looking at the hex codes on his website
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(99)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with the chaos and destruction in Iraq and Syria, Israel decides to light Palestine on fire for good measure
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(338)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man adds "identity theft" to the long list of bad decisions in his life, a list that includes having a Bentley tattoo on his forehead
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(44)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Germany's 7-1 destruction of Brazil with Jim Ross WWF wrestling commentary - so hilarious it's suprising David Luiz didn't use a steel chair
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(42)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Decades before creating the triumphant anthem 'Nothing's Going To Stop Us Now," Jefferson Airplane was ushering in San Francisco's Summer of Love
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(38)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Taiwanese "Yoga goddess" takes two minutes to throw out the first pitch, but oddly enough no one complained
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The superhero that Fark deserves
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Ah summer, the official silly season when it comes to news. As the financial community takes a well-deserved break the hunt for news can often become a desperate one. Ideal conditions for the savvy press officers out there"
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(6)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Remington settles lawsuit, may recall millions of rifles sold with decades-old "random bullet dispensing" feature
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(124)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
TX Ag and Gubernatorial candidate decides the public is no longer allowed to have access to the database of where dangerous chemicals are housed in the state, saying citizens can instead "drive around" and ask companies for that type of information
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(138)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Diaper thief's crime described as "like a Woody Allen film." So, shiatty and once you've seen one you've seen them all, basically
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(13)
 
(AARP)
 
 
 
AARP lists 25 essential albums. Surprisingly awesome, surprisingly Pat Boone free, not surprisingly a slideshow
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India's government revises its standards and classifies nearly 100 million more of its citizens as "poor" despite clear evidence that at least some of them own refrigerators
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airplane designers finally get the hang of economy class, invent seat that lets you stretch your feet out in front of you and not have the reclined seatback of the guy in front of you four inches from your face the entire damn flight
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who was the greatest mathematician of all -- Newton? Gauss? Archimedes?
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(104)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What your packed lunch says about you. Besides the fact that you're too poor to go eat lunch somewhere
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(220)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Canada destroys Kuwait 91-0 in their match at International Federation of American Football tournament. In related news, there appears to be a genuine world championship in the sport of American football
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(55)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
President Obama's zealous quest for power literally destroyed a marriage
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(148)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but apparently Obama has quietly promised Elizabeth Warren his support if she decides she want to "pull an Obama" on Hillary
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(143)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Body language faux pas in business: Urinating on the person's desk to mark your territory like an Alpha wolf is suspiciously absent. Seriously, who writes this crap?
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(45)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Final MLB All-Star game rosters announced. List to the left, arguments for who really deserves to be in to the right
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(75)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ten of the stupidest things people have tried to sneak past airport security
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(17)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Despite SCOTUS ruling, MA governor pushes for abortion clinic protest crackdown. Checkmate, Birthers
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(96)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Man decides he wants to divorce his wife. News: After her ex-lover gave him a memory stick with intimate pictures of her with her ex. Fark: And this all happened on their wedding night
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(95)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia found to have the highest proportion of recreational drug users in the world. Well, what would you expect from a population descended from criminals?
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amateur historians solve 170-year-old mystery by discovering the exact site of a lost Seminole Indian War fort in the Everglades, start new mystery of an article about Florida that doesn't deserve the Florida tag
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bureau of Land Management rings bell and decides to go second round with Clive Bundy. Militiamen reportedly tightening their tinfoil hats while pledging allegiance to the second amendment
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(198)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese railway unveils next-generation Tokyo commuter train design, featuring LED lighting, more space for strollers and wheelchairs, and 100%-digital advertising on 20" LCD screens
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(27)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Petra Kvitova only needed 55 minutes to win the Wimbledon in the most lop-sided final in more than two decades
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(30)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The Mayday PAC, described as the "PAC to end all PACs," has raised $5 million
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(26)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Talley, Remember when we told you that you were the oldest living American at 115 years old? Well, there's been a change
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(25)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United States Government decides that it's immune from questioning from the United States Government
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(52)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades Puerto Rico due to possibility of default on its $70 billion debt. Or as the U.S. calls $70 billion in debt, Monday
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits praise the 8 foods they are glad Americans gave them like they were sliced bread. Link includes Fluffernutter and American Cheese, much like the previous list containing foods they hate
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(70)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits lament the eight foods they wish the Americans hadn't given them like they were smallpox-soaked blankets. List includes spray cheese, pop tarts and Hershey bars, so it's not without merit
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(159)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The thirty most all-American episodes of The Simpsons
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(11)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Under Consideration)
 
 
 
Rex Force, a font "custom designed by NIKE football" is actually just Rex, a free font available to anyone--since 2012. Just steal it, I suppose?
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(33)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
IBM supercomputer proves you don't need taste buds, a mouth, or a soul to create a barbeque sauce recipe, something Kraft has known for decades
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(50)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How two weird British dudes invaded ESPN and made it interesting again -- for a few weeks, anyway
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(22)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg comments on study designed to upset you: "We never meant to upset you"
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(50)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The reasons Tibetans can thrive at altitudes that would make the rest of us gasp and reach for an oxygen bottle? Apparently it's because their ancestors did a lot of farking with the now-extinct human species known as "Denisovans"
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(119)
 
(Trivia Happy)
 
 
 
Those gross Calvin peeing decals have a history. A tasteless history that includes arrests
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(59)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man builds a squirrel obstacle course in his backyard. Films the results and provides outstanding commentary
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(21)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway finally legalizes Segways despite terrifying top speeds of 12 miles mph
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(24)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Loyal deputies destroy their outgoing sheriff's hard drive with hammers so the new guy can't access any old files
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(76)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
In the post-apocalyptic future when your descendants are living on the edge of extinction while being hunted by their robot overlords, remember it was MIT that started us down the road to annihilation
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(21)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The Lawrence, Indiana Police Department just acquired 48,000lb, 12-foot-high, mine-resistant ambush protected vehicle designed for the military to use in combat zones, but they promise they will only use it during a mass shooting or a bomb threat
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(230)
 
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
Besides safely carting your drunk ass home, have we really figured out what it is we want driverless cars to do?
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(112)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Isis leader calls for judges, doctors, engineers and people with military and administrative expertise to come help him form an Islamic state. Because everyone knows that educated people just LOVE moving to a desert religious hell hole
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(120)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. The Round of 16 concludes with Messi vs. the Swiss at noon and Team USA battles Belgium at 4pm
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(2589)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Here's a workaround for the President to keep female employees covered with contraceptive coverage despite the Supreme Court ruling
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(328)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So maybe trying to use the same OS on your desktop and your smartphone wasn't such a good idea after all
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(115)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
DiGiorno launches "Design A Pizza" Web app, immediately regrets it
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(103)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just a tip to impressionable teens: if a cop takes you to a place with "a bed, food, personal lubricant, {and porn} videos" that might actually be "his apartment" rather than "a police substation" despite what he tells you
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(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
BP estimates the world has 53.3 years worth of oil left. Which means just over five decades to go before any chance of peace in the Middle East
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(241)
 
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Will the Supreme Court set back contraceptive rights nearly five decades? Will they strike down Unions? Find out today as the Supremes take on two of the biggest cases in years. It's your official SCOTUS Discussion Thread
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(1245)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
At last, the perfect astronomical observatory to set fire to. No, it's what it was designed for: Burning Man meets the deep skies at Black Rock Observatory
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(15)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
New method keeps organs alive outside the body longer, hopefully leading to new Iron Chef episodes
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(15)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When hiking in the Arizona desert in daylight hours during one of the hottest days of the year, don't wear a speciality waistband designed to deplete water from your body
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(80)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman falls from Subway and evades three oncoming trains by lying between the tracks, only needs three more to fill her punchcard and get one for free
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(40)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Marine who deserted in 2004 while in Iraq, then reappeared in Beirut, disappearing again before Camp Lejeune court martial, has reappeared in undisclosed Middle East location, and now back in custody. Can't wait until Fox News learns about this guy
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Modest Red Sox hero cites luck as he hits a game-winning home run... Just kidding, Mike Napoli of the near cellar-dwelling Red Sox gleefully calls the opposing pitcher an idiot as he grins and greets his teammates
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(40)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama yearns to walk among the commoners, unrecognized, once again. Maybe he should have thought of this before he went about destroying America
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(147)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Englishman in New York wants USA World Cup run to end. "Costa Rica's progression to the very last stages of the World Cup would be incredibly romantic. The USA's would be deeply troublesome. They don't deserve it, not for at least another 48 years"
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Prestigious private school provides morning-after pill to students. FARK: They run out of pills after one weekend
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(100)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama is caught out in yet another desperate attempt to distract the public from Benghazi
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(109)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
National Corvette Museum will keep the sinkhole that destroyed several cars. It's the first bottomless pit associated with Corvettes since gasoline went over $3 a gallon
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(39)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Todd Akin decides to once again try to explain legitimate rape, which he says means "women who don't lie about rape." Just let it go, man; you'll never outlive your idiocy
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(253)
 
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
I was sticking blades of grass in my ear before it was cool
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(10)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's June. You're in Arizona. Why would you embark on a desert hike by yourself when the sun is up?
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(65)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
True brilliance in license plate design is now a lost art, A55 RGY notwithstanding
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(120)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
Corporate sponsorships of gay pride parades is on the rise. FABULOUS
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(18)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
The sound you hear is the hordes of lawyers breaking their necks to represent Bowe Bergdahl in hundreds of defamation lawsuits
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(154)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If the apartment you rent over a garage is only designed to hold six people, don't cram forty people inside for a religious celebration
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gets his dying wish granted as he marries the love of his life in front of his family in what his brother described as a 'a heartbreaking fairytale' ten hours before losing his battle with cancer. Why doesn't anyone dust in here anymore?
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(64)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airline CEO says the search for flight 370 could take decades. In related news, CNN announces its programming lineup for the next ten years
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(26)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
NYC loses its last appeal of ruling striking down the Bloomberg/DeBlasio 16-oz.-soda ban. Both sides get to suck it
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(63)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Toilet explodes at courthouse moments after woman uses it. Taco Bell named as co-defendant
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(49)
 
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Have something cool to share during the summer for a refreshing treat? Drinks, frozen goodies, no-bake desserts, and more... help your fellow Farkers beat the heat
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(127)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bolivia decides to redefine "clockwise." Kids, clocks were something old people used to tell time before cell phones
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(62)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Catholic church realizes that no one takes their teachings on sex seriously, despite priests being such positive role models
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(67)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
When the military decides to build a combat SUV, they don't kid around
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides that women who want abortions have already demonstrated they don't mind being groped, does away with protest buffer zones around clinics
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(606)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter hates soccer because it is destroying America thanks to its lack of "major injuries and personal humiliation"
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(229)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Let's get this obit off to a roaring start by describing the deceased as "a former jail bird, crack fiend, serial womaniser and sometime poet and arboriculturalist"
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(17)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When one thinks of invasive species, one thinks of zebra mussels, kudzu... and of course the 60 hippos descended from Pablo Escobar's herd which roam the rivers of Colombia
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Finally, everything you need to know about the offsides rule in two minutes
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(17)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Florida decides to try and annoy the unemployed just a little bit less
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Diane Sawyer to step down as ABC World News anchor. Opus despondent
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(75)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP lawmaker is pretty sure that 'sexual orientation' includes incest, bestiality and pedophelia
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(103)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
In "blind squirrel finds a nut" news, the Supreme Court decides 9-0 that cell phones are "effects" and you kinda need a warrant before searching them
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(172)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ack Ack. Tumor. Balloon in head. Grapefruit. Ack Ack *Head Assplodes* (Article contains some graphic images)
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(38)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Professor redesigns the United States map into only 38 states. Check out your proposed new residence
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(29)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Since 2010, Americans have voted out of Congress more people for the high crime of chairing a Congressional committee than for nondescript issues like committing massive criminal and ethical violations
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(20)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
All thirty films of Keanu Reeves, "one of America's best and weirdest movie stars," listed in order of performance quality. Whoa
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(102)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'No brainer' plea deal includes 'no swimmers' clause
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(35)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you've ever flown Air India, you will appreciate this honest in-flight safety video of what the stewardesses would really like to tell passengers. If you've never flown Air India, make a note to never do it
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Turkmenistan pins its tourism industry on a botched oil mine in the desert drilled in the 1970s which has gradually turned into a fiery pit known as 'The Door To Hell.' But in fairness, it looks like it would be worth a trip, yeah (pics)
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(32)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
More proof that failed solar power only works in deserts or near equator as Germany only gets 50% of its power from solar
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(286)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama has destroyed America so thoroughly that California lawmakers propose the first Constitutional Convention since 1787
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(256)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
One injured after porta-potty explodes. Bystanders say it looked like some scary shiat
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(46)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Google's solution to the Google Glass backlash: Have Diane von Furstenberg design frames for them and charge $300 more
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite years of rising premiums public's satisfaction with auto insurance companies has never been higher, according to latest survey of people who enjoy lying to pollsters (23)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Eddie Vedder decides to Let it Go during a Pearl Jam concert in Italy
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(67)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Unruly fracas takes 12 police to arrest 6 drunks at a bar that serves until 4 a.m. It's been a problem for 2 decades, 1 block up from subby's apt. where I'm 1/2 inclined to go a quarter of the time if I don't stay home with an eighth or a fifth
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(62)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Didn't we learn ANYTHING from Poltergeist? (Besides never make a Poltergeist III, obviously)
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(56)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Williams break through after taking the front row? Will Mercedes solve the mechanical issues that are stopping absolute domination? This is your F1 Austrian Grand Prix Discussion thread. Race coverage starts at 7:30am EDT on NBCSN
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(131)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cross-stitch is cool again, and you can recreate microbes including cholera, smallpox and gangrene along with more mainstream designs such as The Princess Bride and Star Trek scenes (pics)
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(34)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Symantec's chief operating officer, Stephen Gillett, has an impressive resume that includes executive stints at Starbucks, CNET and Best Buy. He's also a level 70 paladin and priest with a particular focus on healing abilities"
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US Park Service decides to start removing trash cans from national parks so that visitors will "take their trash with them" when they leave instead of throwing it away. Your cunning plan, I do not think you thought it all the way through
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(104)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Giant flying donuts threaten to destroy Southern city. Subby's money would have been on colossal Moon Pies riding tidal waves of RC Cola, but I'll take it
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(26)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Back in the 1930s, design was totally unrestricted. You want a streamlined motorcycle? No problem. You want the engine mounted in the front wheel? No problem. You want spiral exhausts? No problem. How about all that in one package?
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(35)
 
(Corpus Christi Caller-Times)
 
 
 
Mass graves discovered in desert hellhole, known for its religious extremists. Is it: A) Iraq? B) Syria? C) Texas?
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(170)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate decides to ruin everyone's summer by making people feel bad about visiting the zoo. "It's terrible for animals; it's a prison for them and causes sociological problems for them"
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(107)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Canada's greatest action hero, Zap Rowsdower, features in The Final Sacrifice from MST3K season 9. One of the best episodes of the series, Mike, Servo, and Crow skewer this film school mess. "I wonder if there's beer on the sun"
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(34)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
32 toys from your childhood that will make you say "if I knew then what I know now, I'd be rich." (Bonus: It's not a slideshow)
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(74)
 
(Diffuser)
 
 
 
Ten of the worst final episodes that ruined entire seasons of perfectly good shows. Yup, St. Elsewhere is there, as is Alias, Quantum Leap and BSG, but where the hell is Alf? (not a slideshow)
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(179)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twenty words whose meaning is entirely different in the Midwest. Though let's be honest; the only true word to describe a carbonated, fizzy beverage is indeed "pop." Anything else is just wrong
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(251)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jay-Z announces the release of his new drink 40/40, a pop designed to target "sports-loving males." It's described as being derivative of Eminem's own brand of pop, and just as dull and tasteless
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Google looking to buy manufacturer of security cams designed to be placed throughout your home. Nothing to worry about it all, citizen
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(28)
 
(Minor League Baseball)
 
 
 
Minor-league team to have Mark Emmert Fan Appreciation Night: "During the game, fans will be permitted to move from their seat location designated by their ticket, subject to a one inning waiting period, if they desire a different view"
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(9)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
US burger chain Umami selling "The Black Keys Burger." Early reviews claim the sandwich is dry, derivative, bland, and reminds you that there are other, better burgers out there that deserve your money
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(34)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New study contends that fish are tool users, feel pain, have long memories, deserve better treatment from us, are absolutely delicious when drizzled with olive oil, lime juice, grilled for 3-4 minutes, and served with a side of pineapple salsa
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(36)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here are the some of the coolest , or perhaps the creepiest, photos of a Jimmy Buffett convention you will see all day. What is not cool is that it is a slideshow
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(41)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
French patent holder provides excellent analysis of why the entire patent system needs to be disposed of in the deepest part of the ocean
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After visiting Colorado, British reporter predicts there would be suicides, killings, and toddlers in the hospital if England legalized marijuana
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(126)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Kaka to join MLS as the league's first-ever designated player. No word on when Dudu and Pupu will be joining him. Poop
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(82)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
AMC has ordered a 13-episode second season of Better Call Saul despite the fact the first season barely started filming
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(22)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Popular Science takes a stab at listing the 100 greatest video games using an Unpopular 100-page slideshow
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(106)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to distract from his distraction from Benghazi, Obama takes custody of one of the guys who killed a border patrolman during Fast and Furious, which in hindsight was also a distraction from Benghazi
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The worst mistakes people make while dating includes sending too many kisses in a text, talking on the phone during dinner or a movie and thinking that this time dating is going to turn out better than the last dozen miserable failures
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(203)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow: Dick and Liz Cheney descend into self-parody with 'obnoxious' Iraq advice
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(38)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The only reason most Americans haven't jumped on the solar panel bandwagon is because most solar panels look like crap. So now Elon Musk is making designer solar panels
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(237)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Gosselin's two oldest daughters Cara and Mady revolt against their mother, not realizing that anyone who has seen or heard of Kate plus 8 or any of her other attempts at 15 minutes of fame are just as revolted with their mother as they are
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(48)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
UPS decides that the size of your package matters, but still will not get you a discount on shipping
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(8)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Apple's attempts to double the price of ebooks was more of a design feature than a "conspiracy"
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(36)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Not a slideshow of adorable guinea pigs, this is not an experiment in human behavior
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Signs you are dehydrated. "You are out of beer" surprisingly missing (dry slideshow)
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(42)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Although described by his father as "indoorsy," 23-year-old manages to survived for days in the woods. Fark: He can't remember much after 'hanging out with some friends'
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(28)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Amazon decides to give its soon-to-be-released smartphone a 3d display hoping to replicate the success 3d TV had in taking that industry by storm
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(38)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Apparently tired of hiding behind a shadowy network of Think, tanks, advocacy groups and 501(4) "educational" groups the Koch brothers say "fark it" and create a super-PAC "designed to spend unlimited sums in efforts to influence election outcomes"
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(107)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
It's late at night and Lindsay Lohan's future's so bright, she's gotta wear shades. Or she's drunk. Definitely one of those two
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(32)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Leave it to advertising executives to try and improve the lives of Colombian peasants by giving them their own off-grid refrigerators designed to keep their Coca-Colas cold
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(37)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Science experiment proves that pedestrian bridges can withstand the weight of a Ford Explorer. At least I think that guy was a scientist
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Three amateurs appear destined to become 'world's dumbest criminal' candidates after deciding that holding up a gun shop with a fake firearm was a great idea"
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(32)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bear and cubs steal kids' lunch boxes from day camp. Yogi and Boo Boo described as bears of interest and wanted for questioning
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(10)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
How best to describe the Obama era? How about: 'A bad 1970s rerun"?
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(79)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
An annual poll of scientists asking what are the most misused scientific terms by the public includes "proof," "theory," "learned versus innate" and "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny"
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(106)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan's parliament passes law which bans possession of child pornography but the 'Why Bother?' law excludes sexually explicit comics, animation, adults who look like kids, and computer graphics
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(214)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Not news: A 72-year-old bay area man runs in the Dipsea race for the 44th consecutive year. News: And manages to finish. Fark: Despite having a heart attack
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(21)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass cheetah cub rejected by mother becomes best friends with puppy. The cuteness here will leak out of your monitor and make a puddle of wonderful on your desk
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Obama to designate a huge piece of the Pacific Coast as an Ocean Preserve. Well, now we know where they threw Bin Laden's body
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(40)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Here is an updated outlook for the US after defeating Ghana. Detailed descriptions of each possible scenario to the left, rants about how your drunken explanation in a previous thread was better to the right
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(63)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Coolest photos of trains in Budapest made entirely of light you'll ever see. Here's your new desktop wallpaper
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(18)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Despite being the most expensive, the US has been ranked as having the worst healthcare in the entire developed world
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(244)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The 10 weirdest restaurants in the world. If you've ever wanted to eat a meal in a mine, a prison or an active volcano, you're in luck (not a slideshow)
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(51)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The guy who designed the F-16 tears calls the F-35 a turkey. Proceeds to tell the kids to get off his lawn
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(116)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Facebook decides that if everyone is posting pictures of what they are putting in their mouth for breakfast, then it should be the same for newborns
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Porky's - best described as "the Star Wars of smut-tinged coming-of-age comedies" - finally gets a Blu-Ray release more than 30 years after it was made
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FCC examines why internet download speed is slow, besides the usual explanation of "because you have AOL"
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
10 most disappointing destinations in the world. Maybe, yes, no, sorta, yes, sorta, maybe, yes, no, and WHA?
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(313)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis and the Archbishop of Canterbury to team up to fight human trafficking in what is expected to be the weirdest buddy-cop movie concept ever
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(40)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obamacare is such a miserable failure that insurance companies are desperate to sell coverage on exchanges in year two
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(142)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Tea Party Dark Horse Dave Brat hides from the media after defeating Eric Cantor. This may be a brilliant strategy, since the less he speaks to the media, the lower the chance he says something totally stupid
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(55)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Officials in Tucson, Arizona figure out how to save the city money by designating it as a dry seaport and shipping all the recycled paper goods to China
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(28)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Juvenile idiot of the year candidate decides to hold a lighter under a .22 caliber bullet just to see what would happen
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(98)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain in 2014: Obama withdrew troops from Iraq before attaining victory. McCain in 2010: "Last American combat troops leave Iraq. I think President George W. Bush deserves some credit for victory"
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(68)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Anaheim City Hall janitor arrested for hiding camera in women's restroom. Detectives described it as Mickey Mouse setup
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(17)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
What happens when the LAPD decides to fly a camera-mounted drone over crazed LA Kings fans after their Stanley Cup victory? Pretty much what you would expect
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(47)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
The FCC commissioner that is trying to destroy net neutrality is upset that he's being blamed for destroying net neutrality
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(92)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The answer is, "This game show host just broke the Guinness World Record for the most episodes ever hosed by the same presenter"
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Verizon suddenly realizes suing Netflix would lead to a damaging legal "Discovery process" and decides just to call up their old employees at the FCC to investigate in a capacity that is totally not a conflict of interest. Tag is for the dicks
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(19)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's what redheads really look like, FARKers. Your pics of blondes and brunettes who found a dye bottle are a lie. Redheads are actually either quite plain or unfortunate looking. LOOK UPON THE TRUTH AND WEEP
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(252)
 
(WJON St. Cloud)
 
 
 
Judge decides that controversial milk farmer got a raw deal and lets him off easy
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(15)
 
(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
Problem: the word "hero" is overused. Solution: borrow the word "superheld" from German and use it to describe real heroic people. Real superheld dead from cancer
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(31)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Canadian company DHX has been chosen to produce new episodes of Teletubbies. There will be a few changes, such as the Baby in the Sun wearing a toque, and the televisions in their stomachs showing Tim Horton's commercials
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(12)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cougar hides in Mountain View neighborhood for nine hours. Young men urged to be cautious in case it returns
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(32)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl goes from one hot hellhole in the desert that's controlled by religious extremists to another
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(358)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans becoming increasingly Left-leaning. That includes the Thought Police
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(32)
 
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
NASA explores faster than light travel with designs for a trip to Alpha Centauri in only two weeks. Which is a pretty amazing since after 45 years we still can't get back to the Moon
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(79)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Heading to a party and taking a cold dish that needs to sit out? Like to have quick sides that don't heat up the kitchen? Too many things in the oven? How about those "on-the-side" favorites? Don't leave us hanging
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(101)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4 will open alongside Snowpiercer, which is described as the opposite of the giant robot film, being called an "intelligent tentpole made for a thinking audience who likes their thrills with smart." So, that will bomb heavily
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(77)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
First came the fires to Magnolia, Texas. Then the floods. And now the scorpions, centipedes, millipedes and earwigs just as the Bible predicted
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(35)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian whiskies catching on in US, in part because they have been blended over decades to taste good when mixed with cream soda, which is how Canadians prefer to drink them
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(52)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Nissan concept car photos leaked and "it looks like a truly sinister thing. It reminds us of the 1960s George Barris-designed Batmobile. But that's just us"
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(45)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA seeking public's help in designing a permanent base on Mars for humans.. If anything was up Fark's Photoshop alley, it's this. Let's all get helpful
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(36)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
List of top LGBT-friendly cities in the US. Los Angeles? Check. San Francisco? Check. New York City? Check. Des Moines? Che ... Wait ... WTF?? Des Moines??
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(150)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Poppy, world's oldest cat
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(60)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man decides to test school security by "looking like an a--hole," succeeds
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(36)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
An epic sci-fi themed pictorial that includes Watchmen, Walken, and dancing German nihilists. And cats. Because Wednesdays suck
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(18)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sgt Bowe Bergdahl, who was first a missing American hero, then AWOL, then a peaceful man trying help Afghans who got caught, then a traitorous deserter Muslim, is now a Randian objectivist who was mentally unfit to serve in the first place
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(198)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Deep sea divers are on the hunt for the 2,000-year-old Antikythera mechanism, said to be the world's earliest 'computer,' using a suit called an Exosuit. The ancient Greek analogue device was designed to predict astronomical positions and eclipses
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(44)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
OK GOP candidate for the State Legislature is a self-described libertarian who believes in lower taxes, less regulation, smaller government, and of course stoning homosexuals to death-but only based on local or state laws not intrusive federal ones
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(133)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
It's only 106°F in the desert so let's have a bonfire. And let's put the fuel drum next to the flames so it can stay warm, too
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(76)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yes, it wouldn't be a normal week in MLB without Yoenis Cespedes firing another laser beam to home plate
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(31)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
First it was Seattle. Now San Francisco is contemplating getting on the $15 hr minimum wage train. Details to the left, how this will destroy America once and for all to the right
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(416)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Fight rages on over what kind of rotgut swill deserves to be called "Tennessee Whiskey." Fine Kentucky Bourbons sit back to watch the peasants fight
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(30)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
They say a friend's betrayal is the unkindest cut of all, but decapitating your grandfather with a pair of hedge clippers probably runs a close second
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(38)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA designs a real life Starship Enterprise that can travel at speeds faster than light without breaking Einstein's theories
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(109)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coach of the Rangers "coy" on his game 4 plan, but it likely includes scoring goals and not losing
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(28)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Can't make this manure up: tractor eludes police during hours-long chase
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(19)
 
(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Remember that hippie traitor with the Taliban beard who encouraged his son to desert? False alarm, it's really a Duck Dynasty beard so everything is OK
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(141)
 
(KZBB Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Statute of limitations be damned, descendants of 18th century Spaniards want a share of revenues from Texas oil fields
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(115)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Game designers step up to challenge of building compelling games using just 32X32 pixel fields. You can now argue about lag and how much better these would play on a gaming PC rather than a console
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(97)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Netflix emails a "No" to Verizon's cease and desist letter, response should show up sometime next week in Verizon's inbox
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Psy and Snoop bring you what is quite possibly the weirdest music video of all time
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(17)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "Will Quebec become a euthanasia tourist destination?" Article: No. Or at least, not twice
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(38)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
18 of the most stereotypical NYC hipsters, all in one slideshow
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(69)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Second oldest man in the world moves up to number one
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(18)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas City strip club hides its Totally Nude, Barely Legal signs so Republicans checking town for GOP 2016 political convention won't be offended
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(61)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi makes overtures to buy the Buffalo Bills and move them to Canada, so the city of Buffalo decides to ban Bon Jovi from setting foot in their town. Tag is for Buffalo city officials
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(90)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man decides to put real life first, sells world's largest collection of video games
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(115)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts clam beds close due to red tide outbreak. Article includes subliminal photo to keep you off shellfish indefinitely
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And the most undesirable seat on a plane is seat # ________
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In his book, "The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark," Carl Sagan outlined three paranormal claims that deserve serious investigation. This video is an example of the third
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(60)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man with what police describe as a 'golf addiction' steals $9,200 worth of golf equipment, leaving Pro Shop owner teed off
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(16)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
So, two or three black bears get spotted and suddenly the county decides to offer $180 "bear proof" trash cans to residents
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(57)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Latest design trend in urban architecture? "Homeless spikes" in the concrete to prevent people sitting or sleeping around buildings (pics)
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(246)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marvel has seemingly whittled its choice for Ant Man director to two candidates, one whose resume includes Role Models, the other whose resume includes Bring it On
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(57)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Critical Mass" bike rides, which feature scores of bicyclists crowding the streets to demand the right to make people late for work and school, might be dangerous
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(161)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
10 essentials for a more comfortable camping trip. Or, you could just live in your garage for a weekend, brushing bugs out of your teeth and destroying your clothes with your massive pit stains. It's pretty much the same experience just cheaper
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 3, it's Gamera vs Barugon, in which the giant turtle takes on a giant dog that destroys everything with its tongue. Joel, Servo, and Crow make mincemeat out of this one. "I'll shoot myself to prove we're friendly"
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cop smells pot. Decides to break into and destroy a pickup, and leaves a note on the windshield
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(155)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the weirdest looking dog you'll ever see
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(67)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Say what you will about how corrupt the Afghan government may be, if you survive freakin' bombs blasting your campaign motorcade, you deserve to relax a bit with some corruption
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(4)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
And so after 'J. Edgar,' 'Movie 43', 'Diana,' Naomi Watts decides it's time to sign up for a blockbuster franchise. Any blockbuster franchise
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(42)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Fire Department Captain hears knocking on his door at night and directs the confused person to the birthday party down the street... just kidding, he decides to put a few bullets through the door to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights
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(113)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
"I'm not here to rip on the Oakland Raiders, I'm very grateful for the platform they've given me as a dancer and performer, however, I want to express my opinion that widespread, through the NFL, it's not OK how we are being treated"
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(38)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Interesting: the Issue of Homosexuals divides the TX GOP platform committee. Sad: between those who want to say it "tears the fabric of Society apart" and offends God, and those who merely want to endorse therapy to help them "escape" their lifestyle
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(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
At trial in a lawsuit over FLs' new election map, a GOP legislative aide, who many not be clear on the concept of "under oath", testified, apparently with a straight face, that the new districts were not designed to help the GOP win more elections
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
On the 70th Anniversary of D-day Red Army veterans smile condescendingly and thank the US for its minor assist in kicking Hitler's ass, gently point out they lost 200x more men at Stalingrad alone than we did during the entire D-day landing
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(269)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like Putin bit off more than he could chew with Crimea and may end up destabilizing the Russian economy
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(79)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
A HS teacher of 30 yrs. decides to spice up an award ceremony making it an evening of profanity, jokes about a priest having sex with kids, and a box of sex toys. Surprisingly, some parents seemed to have a problem with this
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(77)
 
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
A police department for an entire town decides "FARK it, we're done"
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(78)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Gun homicides have actually gone down, once again proving Fark liberals wrong about gun control
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(414)
 
(KSWT Yuma)
 
 
 
Marine decides to remodel neighborhood, crashes Harrier in Imperial, California
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(93)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Samui Times)
 
 
 
Flushed with success after their recent coup, Thai military junta to "return happiness" to society via road cleaning, army-band concerts, and free haircuts and desserts for all
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(26)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida man paints house like the American flag to protest city code enforcement, proving exactly why the city has to set codes and enforce them
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(62)
 
(Ad to the Bone)
 
 
 
Did anybody else notice that the new blazers the CBS golf commentators are wearing with the CBS eye on both sides make it look like the men have gigantic nipples?
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After years of debate, the NFL decides to ditch 'Super Bowl L' in favor of 'Super Bowl 50'. But only for this one game. Because 'L' somehow looks silly, but 'LI' doesn't
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(73)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
50 years ago the world was given a vision of the Future at the New York World's Fair. Then the corporations found out they could make more money destroying the future than building it
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(55)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jonah Hill: "I deserve the shiat I'm going to get." Critics forced to screen 22 Jump Street nod in agreement
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(139)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Critics slam racy pop music that is destroying the country's morals. This is a repeat from 1909
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(78)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Taliban detainee Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl is not out of cave yet if US pursues desertion charges against him
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(223)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Obama is proceeding apace to consummate his wholesale destruction, er, fundamental transformation of America, and adding insult to injury, he's doing it outside the scope of his constitutional authority
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(107)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Gold rides longest losing streak in seven months. Suck it, gold bugs
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(168)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Airline travel tip: If you want to arrive at your destination on time, please don't charge the cockpit
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(16)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
It seems the human body may not have been designed to cope with 90+ hours of gaming
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rihanna might as well have just shown up naked to the annual Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards (Not safe for work)
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(123)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You can now buy a earthquake-ready desk that can withstand a million pounds of debris on it and comes with hidden caches of food, water, medical supplies, and an empty Gatorade bottle for peeing into
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(22)
 
(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find world's oldest pair of pants
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(44)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Say what you will about how terrible the SCOTUS rulings on campaign finance have been, but take some solace in knowing that now we have a bunch of rich white dudes wasting all their money on elections where one of them will lose big
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The fat male Kardashian sibling's descent to rock bottom continues as he unfollows everybody on Twitter except his pimp and one of the Jenner prostitots
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(27)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Can you mash up Metallica and Prodigy? The answer is yes. The answer is Breathe and Destroy
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(26)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Former POW Bowe Bergdahl may be a deserter, may or may not be a seekret mooslem
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So what happens now to those 1300 Atari E.T. games dug up in the New Mexico desert? THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM (and that's where a lot of them are going)
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(The Chemical Blog (UK))
 
 
 
Chemists dive into the world of tattoo inks to figure out what's in them, because the manufacturers won't tell you. So here's what your tramp stamp is made of, besides alcohol and bad decision making
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio police chief arrested facing charges he confused the outstanding felony arrest warrant database with "OK Cupid." Includes a "really? You risked going to jail for THAT?" photo of his latest squeeze
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hero, Patriot, Deserter, words that get thrown around way too quickly
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(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
There's more than one kinda conductor. This one rides the subway and leads the chorus
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
John Daly loves to gamble, but he sucks at it: In two decades, he lost $55 MILLION
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Space-X founder, on the unveiling of their latest spacecraft "