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85 headlines found matching 'deputies'
Wed September 28, 2016
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Hillsborough County Florida Sheriff's Dept. puts out BOLO for Garrett Morris
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got
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Thu September 22, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Collegian, 21, charged with criminal possession of an avocado
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Retired Marine, retired sheriff's deputy argue over who's first in line at elementary school drop-off. Hilarity ensues
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Wed September 21, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know that you're a serious addict when your house is on fire and you choose to save your drugs over your dogs
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
20 customers at a Hooters restaurant get into a brawl. Cops did not expect such a big bust
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Police in Florida are under the impression that you give up your first amendment rights when you become a football player
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A naked man broke into a house, bit a woman, then dies at a hospital. Why yes, this did happen in Florida. How'd you guess?
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Fri September 16, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Robot snatches gun from man during police standoff. Also needs his clothes, his boots, and his motorcycle
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(My News LA)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Bomb scare was just an old VCR
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Hey lady, if you are going to drive a stolen car at 3:30 am, make sure you are not drunk. Hey cops, while you are gathering info about the stolen car, make sure the handcuffed lady is not able to escape from your patrol car
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
"God told me to drive fast, so we're cool. Right, officer?"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
It's one thing to go joy-riding without mom and dad's knowledge. It's another when you're 2
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Mon September 12, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
This school year's inaugural student assbeating and tasering brought to you by Lake County, Florida
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Fake Doogie Howser just can't stop being fake Doogie Howser
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Fri September 09, 2016
(KEPR TV Pasco)
 
 
 
Teen fights off drugged up home intruder with beer and a power tool
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
There are very few countries in the world that would charge a 10-year-old with manslaughter, but the USA is one of them
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Wed September 07, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's never good when your crazy brother drags a propane tank into the house and starts pouring tequila over it
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Sun September 04, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Fishing, tattoos, jumping out of a moving truck to your death...that's Florida
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
High school janitor uses floor stripper to get job promotion the old fashioned way. No, not by hard work, silly. By poisoning
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Fri September 02, 2016
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Son, you got a panty on your head
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Thu September 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Los Angeles county deputies are surprised to find that shooting at suspects in cars doesn't work like on television
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't taze me, moo
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Guy robs donut shop across from police station, doesn't get two feet out the door. #CunningPlan
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
At least 90 drug cases in Houston will be tossed out because a deputy "destroyed" the evidence in the "overcrowded property room." The deputy has since been "fired"
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
With the Pulse Nightclub massacre still fresh in everyone's mind, now's not a good time to hold a balloon-popping contest inside an Orlando mall
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Tue August 23, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gator that killed toddler at Disneyland may have lost its fear of humans. Well, it definitely lost its fear of toddler humans
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Mon August 22, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ At the home of / Robert Cabana / there'll be food thrown everywhere / in a fat fight stabbing scare ♪
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Man escapes from Manatee deputies. This is why other states use dogs
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sleep tight, Oregonians. Bundy Militia sympathizer and "Constitutional Sheriff" Glenn Palmer has a private force of 65 untrained, uncertified, "special deputies" he's appointed
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Hey, kids, now that summer break is over, remember to take plenty of paper, pens & pencils to school, and remove all firearms from vehicles before driving there
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Fri August 19, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man beat an 8-year-old boy and threatened to feed him to alligators, then told deputies he was only joking. Ah, the old Trump defense
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If your funeral wishes were to be cremated and spread across the Everglades, this funeral home hopes you'll accept the consolation prize of being left out in the Florida heat until you spoil
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Tue August 16, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Suspected bath salts user arrested after deadly face-off
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Zombie face-eater beats out gator, snakes, naked people stories in Florida
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Fri August 12, 2016
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says..."
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Convicted road rage murderer killed in road rage incident. Irony tag trumped
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Tue August 09, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. police looking for carjacker for hours find and arrest him. Also find another guy laying in a yard, roust him and kill him. See, he could been the carjacker and in the car and armed, except he wasn't, wasn't, and wasn't
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Mon August 08, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"And if you look out the windows to the left of the helicopter, you'll see a large group of deputies waiting to arrest me for my reckless piloting"
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Sun August 07, 2016
(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
Going to visit your buddy at the county jail? That's nice. Driving there with expired plates? That's careless. With a suspended license? That's bold. With a warrant out for your arrest? There's a tag for that
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Murder suspect fleeing cops gets taken out by officer glass door
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Tue August 02, 2016
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When driving across town with your fully grown pot plant, the open bed of your pickup truck may not be the best place to stash it
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Sat July 30, 2016
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
The drunken car crash was bad enough, but the resulting bee attack made things worse
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Tue July 26, 2016
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
68-year-old man arrested for having sex with a cow. Really? 68-year-olds still have sex?
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Watch a Walmart shoplifter make a low-speed getaway in a motorized scooter
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
(They) were booked into the jail Sunday on a charge of failure to report a dead body, but that charge ultimately was not filed against them in court because the man was still alive
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
In a move that will only make it more popular than ever, HOA tells tenants they must take down the blue ribbons tied around trees in honor of police officers
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Tue July 19, 2016
(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
87-year old lady driving her SUV backs into a Cadillac being driven by a 67-year old woman, filling in a slow news day and the blank in a future list of best proto-punk steam metal band names
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Mon July 18, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Two drunk drivers try to blame Pokémon Go for crashing their cars, phones
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Can you guess which state has the honor of hosting the first Pokemon-related shooting?
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Sat July 16, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pokemon GO's biggest fan? At the rate things are going, Darwin most likely
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant owner tells cops they are no longer welcome until he found out the crap storm that was heading his way, now free food for all cops
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Bank robbery suspect exits bathroom covered with feces, shares with deputies
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus and his deputies are working furiously to stave off a serious movement to replace Trump at the convention; because he realizes the only thing worse for the GOP than Trump getting the nomination is him being denied it on national TV
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: bicyclist finds baby alligator along trail. Fark: in northern Minnesota
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(Tri-Valley Central)
 
 
 
This handsome couple found a new use for unused Pringles cans (with a "Pringles can goes where?" mugshot)
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
When fleeing from cops, the trick is usually to make it harder for them to catch you. Usually
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Turns out Subarus are popular with bears, too
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Woman wearing only a bra arrested after flipping boyfriend's truck for breaking up with her. Sounds like he made the right decision
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of groping six people at a Disney water park gets out of jail and calmly answers the questions of all the reporters waiting for him outside. Just kidding. He sees all the news cameras and immediately walks right back into jail
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Group of inmates break out of holding cell in jail--to save the life of guard suffering a heart attack
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Thu July 07, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Man drowns himself into Pensacola Bay after police inform him he's still using Verizon. Can you hear me now?
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
It must have been some great hummus
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If you wanted to do some damage to your estranged husband and his house, there are better vehicles to use instead of your Prius
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Tue July 05, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"He shot himself accidentally. Then he decided to shoot again"
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's edition of things you never thought you'd read on the Internet: Woman who calls herself "A-Bus-Full-of-Retards" crowned Miss Hitler 2016
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
As a reminder for drunken boaters out there during this coming holiday weekend, as tempting as they may be, children do not make good boat ramps
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
It's perfectly normal for a 31-year-old to die of natural causes next to $12M in pot, nothing to see here, move along
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man poops himself, kicks down the door of his former home, takes off his shorts and is promptly shot in the stomach. Alcohol may have been a factor
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Four hikers dead from extreme heat in Arizona as temperatures rose to nearly 120 degrees, although their leader claimed it couldn't be more than 114
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Mon June 20, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's hard for Florida to solve its road rage problem when even the sheriffs' deputies get involved in the fun
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Fight breaks out over yams
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Man settles 22 year grudge with house
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Wed June 15, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando's week from hell continues as an alligator eats a two-year-old at Disney World
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While warning against voter fraud, California Sheriff's deputies commit voter intimidation
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Wed June 08, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Never get in a land war in Asia, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, and never, ever go against a mom in tug of war
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(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Marijuana growers blamed for house fire on High Street. High Street? You bet it was
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Man crushed to death by pallet of mushrooms, none of which gave him an extra life apparently. Friends and coworkers described him as a real fun guy
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Mon June 06, 2016
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
One woman, two cups
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Broncos wide receiver was conveniently wearing GoPro camera during fight with girlfriend
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to fifteen years in prison for attempted carjacking and possession of butt crack
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's Father of the Year candidate not only got arrested for peeping into neighbors' teenage girl's bedroom window, but left his 10-year-old son home alone with two loaded handguns
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Maybe it's a sign you should spend more time with your grandfather if on the day he's supposed to pick you up from school he takes home the wrong kid. "He said he's very sorry"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
It's "Boot to the head," not vice versa
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Court adjudicating Sheriff Joe's racial profiling case takes long time to mull punishment, so protestors blow him up
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