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86 headlines found matching 'deputies'
Thu November 23, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(BNO News)
 
 
 
Active shooter reported near Hempstead, Texas. Happy Thanksgiving
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Not news: kids play ding dong ditch. News: over 80 times on the same house. Fark: homeowner chases them through the backyard in his Jeep
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: while the Supreme Court has ruled that burning the flag of the United States is protected speech, you can't just run around setting other people's flags on fire
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Tue November 21, 2017
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Family gatherings this holiday season will make for uncomfortable conversation for one family. "So, tell us again how you rolled your truck while drunk, then left your toddler at the scene"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man, fed up with dangerous drivers at one particular intersection, joins the crowd, deliberately drives head-on into SUV running stop sign. There. That'll teach 'em all
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scooby the camel gets loose but recaptured in Ohio. It said it was trying to run away from the ghosts it saw along with its stoner friend
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Mon November 20, 2017
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Small plane crashes into front yard of house for sale in Subby's hometown neighborhood. Buy now because what are the odds of another plane crashing there again? (w/video goodness)
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Thu November 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
To reiterate, don't do blackface - especially when you're running for office
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Police: We knew he had a stockpile of guns, and we knew he was in violation of a court order barring him from having guns. We just waited until the inevitable happened before we tried to stop him
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
PSA: Calling 911 while you're being chased by police and demanding to speak to Donald Trump because he's your friend will not help - not even in Florida
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Drunk, screaming, covered in blood and waving deer meat is now way to go through life, son
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Tue November 14, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Family wakes up to stranger stomping on roof. No fiddle was recovered
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A whole lot of crack can be seen at this Florida beach
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Mon November 13, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Three women stop, park their cars on dark highway median to argue over love triangle. Since you're reading this here, you know what happens next
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
It's OK, everyone. Not all of the 200 containers deputies found at this drunk man's home had explosive substances in them. Some just had "bodily fluids"
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Fri November 10, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
$12/hour really doesn't cover this. With bonus mugshots
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Thu November 09, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Mom arrested after leaving 3-year-old son home alone to go off drinking for 13 hours. Amazingly, her 13-hour binge mug shot looks way better than Subby's following 5 hours of drinking
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Toddler smacks into windshield after Florida woman chases boyfriend at 90 mph and hits the brakes. See, that's why I keep them strapped down in the cargo area. For safety
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Landlord won't fix a broken door. Sunshine State Solution: Shoot selves during staged home invasion for insurance money
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Razor blades in Halloween candy is a myth, but some jerk is leaving meat with embedded fishhooks at a dog park
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Tue November 07, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When fleeing from the cops, have a better plan than paddling your surfboard out into the ocean
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Sat November 04, 2017
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
After thief steals disabled girl's speaking computer, which is the only way she can communicate with anyone, the local sheriff channels his inner Liam Neeson
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Fri November 03, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your dog gets hit by a car, beating the closest pedestrian won't bring the dog back bring the dog back
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb - even if you keep the receipt
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Mon October 30, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The tragic tale of Florida Man, his collection of guns, and his imagination thankfully ends with no fatalities
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Sun October 29, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Girl uses her public Instagram account to make threats against her school
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Fri October 27, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Deputies find more than 60 cocks in Oklahoma man's home
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Thu October 26, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets arrested for stealing pavers, threatens to sue because she hurt her back while stealing them
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida woman's dress repeatedly blows up to expose her lady parts, obviously necessitating MASSIVE law enforcement response
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman crashes wedding, pours a drink on her boyfriend, punches a bridesmaid and runs to the bathroom. Then it gets weird
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Tue October 24, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
All those recently caught in a cave-in raise your hand
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Mon October 23, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Remember, the police standoff isn't over until the Florida Man sings
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Sun October 22, 2017
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Are those three T-bone steaks in your shorts or are you just happy and oddly shaped?
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ICE: 'California wildfires were caused by illegal aliens.' Fire investigators: 'uh, no they weren't.' ICE: 'ILLEGAL ALIENS'
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Golddigger Joe may be farked
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Tue October 17, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Little girl perishes from massive crack overdose
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"The sheriff's office said the victim ran as the clown chased him a short distance. Then the clown tripped and fell, and went back into the bushes. "
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Mon October 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This story is bizarre even by Florida standards: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Idaho Father Killed By Doomsday Prepper Deputy In Bull Euthanasia Gone Awry
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The customer is not always right example #125,035,912
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Thu October 12, 2017
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tiki bar war
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Woman finds naked intruder in her home eating pineapple." Well, at least she didn't put the pineapple on top of a pizza
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Headline ready-made for Fark: Facebook users help deputies sniff out illegal manure dumper (w/pic of illegal manure to the left, various cover band artists to the right)
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Tue October 10, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
People use search engines for just about everything like how to plant flowers, do home repairs. This guy used search engines on how to rob banks. However he forgot to search for how not to get caught robbing banks
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: your team loses. Meh: so you burn their team's jersey. Florida Man: while wearing it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Trump suggests he'd beat Tillerson in an IQ test." "IN," not "WITH." Either way, Donnie still loses
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Because there is not enough work for lawyers, a Georgia sheriff decided to order the warrantless frisking of 900 minors
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Wed October 04, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, naked, drunk, and firing guns in the air IS a way to go through life, at least in Florida
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Tue October 03, 2017
(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
The only thing that can stop a bad family's target practice is Drunk Florida Man with a gun
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
If you're wanted for skipping on child support payments it's probably best not to taunt law enforcement on social media
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Delmarva Now)
 
 
 
Rural Maryland county executive and Trump-supporting sheriff have arrested and will prosecute criminals to the fullest extent of the law who protested local civil war monument by writing on the sidewalk - in chalk
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Police to armed robbers of Boost Mobile: "Where you at?"
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Thu September 14, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
A woman faces battery charges after deputies say she hit a man who did not want to have sex with her
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Wed September 13, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tired of a mentally ill man in a standoff with police jumping from roof to roof, an 83-year-old grandfather climbs up and throws the individual off the roof to the waiting police (with poor quality video)
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Cops pull man from burning home and solve murder at the same time
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Manatee County deputies rescue Manatees stuck in the mud in Manatee County, Florida. Manatee
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Sun September 10, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bad: Hurricane evacuee died in the shelter, with "no place to remove the body to." Worse: and he could be there for a few days. Fark: The building currently has no power or water, and food supplies are already starting to dwindle
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Thu September 07, 2017
(My News LA)
 
 
 
WeHo Sheriff's apprehend 7-Eleven's axe-wielding shoplifter suspect. With link to "Oh My God" surprise attack security footage #DontGetInvolved
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(Fauquier)
 
 
 
Wife of Trump Organization's ethics attorney arrested for having a tryst with an inmate. Which makes sense, since clearly her husband is a figment of her imagination
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Some people have a problem with Florida's attention-whore sheriff using Hurricane Irma to get his mug in the news again
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Fri September 01, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for sending nude photos of herself to students. Who would be dumb enough to turn her in?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Of course, stealing a $250,000 stamp collection has no better justification than the owner's a "mean" woman
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Drunk speeds away from cops, crashes car, then tries to run away. He succeeds. By jumping off a 25-foot interstate overpass
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Wed August 30, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida man runs out shirtless, threatens parents in school pick-up line in front of his house with rifle, yelling for them to "get off my road"
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
You won't get too far when you rob and kidnap an undercover officer during a drug sting
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman found dead in car at It's Not Dead Festival
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Joe Arpaio considers running for Senate
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One man Fark Party in Beaufort County, South Carolina. "The man handed deputies a brown bag and claimed it was hallucinogenic mushrooms, at which time he also told police he had recently consumed some"
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So, what does Arizona's largest newspaper think of Trump's pardon of Joe Arpaio? Oh, dear
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Sat August 26, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
What opioid epidemic (slips needle back into prosthetic leg)
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Wed August 23, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, a carjacking is foiled by the world's most effective automotive anti-theft device: the manual transmission
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Tue August 22, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
With nothing better to do, a group of guys stand on a railroad track to film oncoming train. As a reward for his bravery, one 18-year-old gets a helicopter ride
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Four bedrooms, three baths, great schools. I'll throw in no closing costs and a dead body for qualified buyers
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work, unless a drunk woman bites your lure and swims away (with mugshot)
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Father. Of. The. Year
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Thu August 10, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Five member white-supremacist gang arrested with hundreds of pages of American Nazi Family propaganda, meth, and weapons. In other news, these people think they're the 'master race.' Let that sink in for a moment. Take all the time you need
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Police decide to try something new, so they shoot and kill a goat. To be fair, their defense is, "It was coming right at us"
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Mon August 07, 2017
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Radio host blames deputies for ruining his life and career, for arresting him over such petty things as domestic assault and child abuse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Idiot judge sentences drug stealing, drug dealing scumbag deputies to probation because their wives love them or something. Article to the left, reasoned discussion on how sentencing is applied equally to the right
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate arrested for trying out the new powder white crayon color
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three weeks. Four if he can get Bannon out the door
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Thu August 03, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man threatens to stick Home Depot employee with needle, surprising police with his ability to find an actual Home Depot employee
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Four inmates on the loose after Alabama jailbreak. No word on when their country song will be released
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputies searching for man who blew up McDonald's bathroom, fear he may be armed and extremely flatulent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrifying. Cruel. Sadistic. Words fail me. Last week America is up in arms because idiot drags shark behind boat. This week we redefine the definition of depravity. Don't forget, Trump says cops 'should not be so nice'. Warning: Graphic brutality
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Thu July 27, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Authorities trying to find owner of prosthetic leg. No solid leads yet but the game's afoot
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