Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Have Democrats gone insane?  (realclearpolitics.com)	(288)
		GOP doubles down on hoax memo. Because that's what our founders would have wanted  (crooksandliars.com)	(192)
		Anthony Weiner (D-NY) reams Scott Garrett (R-NJ) for reading the hoax memo on the floor of the U.S. House, thus proving that some Democrats have balls  (dailykos.com)	(88)

Democrats take out $100 million provision in health care bill to buy Nebraska senator's vote, substitute it with $99 million provision to buy Tennessee representative's vote  (tennessean.com)

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		222 Democrats vote to rip Article 1, Section 7 out of the Constitution  (thehill.com)	(319)
		Thousands, or possibly less than 300, enraged Tea Partiers descend on the offices of the evil Congressional Democrats who are destroying their country and ..well, find them terribly polite and quite nice actually  (politico.com)	(143)

		Democrats thinking passing health care reform is worth any cost should remind themselves of the catastrophe that was Cat Care (with video)  (theatlantic.com)	(29)
		A bug or a feature? President Obama tells House Democrats he won't campaign for them if they vote "no" on health care  (telegraph.co.uk)	(173)
		Nothing in your high school civics class prepared you for the "hereby rule," the arcane legislative trickery House Democrats will use to pass health care reform without really passing it  (online.wsj.com)	(518)

		Democrats don't want to just PERMIT abortions as a matter of indivual liberty. They want to ENCOURAGE abortions as a matter of social policy -- that is, to save money  (online.wsj.com)	(395)
		Democrats should forget re-election and vote for health care reform, because "it will create a generation of Democrats who revere Obama the way their great-grandparents revered FDR"  (slate.com)	(189)

Showing the attention span of a goldfish, another GOP Senator wants Dems to "start over" on healthcare, even though it's only been stated about a gajillion times that will never happen  (upi.com)

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		House Democrats tell Stupak that they can't pass his amendment because "more children will be born, and therefore it will cost us millions more." Asinine tag stands in for non-existent Double Facepalm tag  (corner.nationalreview.com)	(166)
		With health care finally coming close to passage, Republicans resort to concern trolling House Democrats  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(251)
		The polls are clear: Pass health care reform and the Democrats will be whacked this fall. "Wishing, praying or pretending will not change these outcomes"  (washingtonpost.com)	(432)

		The "drain the swamp" Democrats cancel all commitee meetings and go behind closed doors (again) to plot ObamaCare vote  (hotair.com)	(131)
		Democrats already vying to be Senate majority leader next term to replace Harry Reid, who has combined the excitement of vanilla pudding with the legislative effectiveness of, well, vanilla pudding    (time.com)	(76)

(Michael Moore)

Michael Moore wants to replace Rahm Emanuel, only wants a dollar a year, a cot in the White House basement, unlimited all you can eat buffets  (michaelmoore.com)

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		Democrats choose Rep. Sander Levin to chair Ways and Means, passing over the more senior Rep. Pete Stark, a raving looney who makes Jim Traficant look sane  (washingtonpost.com)	(50)
		Old and busted: 30 Senate Republicans vote against anti-rape bill sponsored by Democrats. New Hotness: 153 House Republicans vote against anti-child abuse in schools bill sponsored by Democrats  (dailykos.com)	(223)
		Obama-era Bipartisanship: while Republicans are trying to dismantle his healthcare bill, Senate democrats are trying to neuter his financial reform package  (news.yahoo.com)	(20)

Step 1: Obama nominates highly qualified judge for Federal Court. Step 2: Republicans filibuster her for 124 days. Step 3: After 4 months, judge is confirmed by the Senate 99-0  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)

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(Some Guy)

The photo that could doom the Democrats  (thedailybeast.com)

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Pelosi: Our bill is bipartisan. We've got both Democrats, and liberal Democrats  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)

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		When even 46% of Fox News viewers agree with Democrats on Health Care Reform, maybe its time Republicans get on board  (foxnews.com)	(302)
		Obama was so anxious to listen to GOP, he spent more time talking today than all GOP participants combined. Bonus: Also exceeded total of all other Democrats  (weeklystandard.com)	(685)

		Democrats need to stop whining about GOP filibuster threats. "Besides, has a filibuster ever prevented eventual enactment of anything significant that an American majority has desired, strongly and protractedly?"  (nypost.com)	(92)
		Conceding that today's health care summit will be as predictable as kabuki theater, Democrats work on strategy for the real negotiations to follow behind the scenes  (washingtonpost.com)	(186)

U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer files papers to run for reelection, rebellion  (articles.latimes.com)

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		Americans don't agree on much else, but 80% of Americans, Democrats and Republicans alike, agree that the current Supreme Court is a bunch of citizen-hating corporate whores  (news.yahoo.com)	(106)
(PPP)		The vast majority of opposition to healthcare reform and DADT repeal emanates from voters who'll pull the lever for Democrats sometime after the pigs flying from Reagan's corpse's ass brew some earl grey  (publicpolicypolling.blogspot.com)	(62)

Cheney states he thinks Obama is doing a great job on national defense. Nah, just kidding, he says we're all going to die and we deserve it for voting Democrat  (washingtonpost.com)

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Democrats intend to document Repubicans' obstructionist whining for use during election season  (washingtonpost.com)

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		Democrats resort to 'Plan B' in order to get a health care bill passed  (foxnews.com)	(390)
		Reid kills bipartisan jobs bill after Democrats complain it's bipartisan  (thehill.com)	(141)

(The Star Press)		Remember how the Democrats in Congress would say that raising the minimum wage would help Americans and actually create jobs? Um, yeah, about that  (thestarpress.com)	(180)
		Americans are represented by two separate but equally different political parties: the democrats who advocate liberalism, and the republicans who have Michael Moriarty claiming John McCain is a secret democrat. This is his latest whargarrbl  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(46)
		"What, one wonders, will Democrats have to say about the filibuster when Sarah Palin is jamming through her first-year agenda as president?"  (realclearpolitics.com)	(602)

GOP proposes budget, including privatizing social security, slashing benefits. Democrats: "Okay, let's vote on it." Republicans: "Just kidding, LOL. You didn't think we were serious, did you?"  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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		New Gallup poll shows that 36% of Americans, including 53% of Democrats and 61% of liberals, view socialism positively  (gallup.com)	(213)
		Democrats 2008: Enlighted Americans have wisely chosen hope and change. Democrats 2010: Americans are evil morons  (article.nationalreview.com)	(156)
		That blanket hold Senator Shelby (R-AL) is using to extort earmarks from the Democrats? It's to benefit a foreign company  (dailykos.com)	(135)

		In a surprise to absolutely no one except US Senators and people who were taught 3rd grade civics but never thought about it critically, the filibuster has actually never been a good idea  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)	(245)
		Obama has a (carefully scripted) Q&A with (hand-selected) Democrats (who are in tough reelection races) to address their concerns (and give them lots of soundbites for their upcoming campaigns)  (blogs.wsj.com)	(134)

		Cue your flowcharts: Obama chides Democrats, telling them GOP doesn't have a 41-59 majority  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(172)
(Red State)		Tied to Blago, Rezko, and The Mob. Looks like Illinois Democrats have found themselves a new Senator  (redstate.com)	(45)

"Many people ask me whether the Democrats are in as much trouble as they were in 1994. The numbers suggest they are in much deeper trouble"  (washingtonexaminer.com)

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		Obama meets with congressional Republicans; Fark political thread breaks out  (foxnews.com)	(365)
(FDL)		Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-eally in office way too long) threatens republican obstruction if the democrats don't try acting bipartisan for once  (firedoglake.com)	(30)
		Obama admits that Democrats let some provisions 'sneak into' health care legislation that violate his promises that citizens who like their insurance, doctors can keep them  (realclearpolitics.blogs.time.com)	(64)
(Some Guy)		Only 32% Of Americans Know The Senate Bill Did Not Get Bipartisan Support  (fdlaction.firedoglake.com)	(32)

		The Senate took a vote on requiring Congress not to pass legislation that it can't pay for. All 40 Republicans voted no  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)	(291)
		Ever wonder why the filibuster works so much and has no political consequences for the party which abuses it? New poll shows that only 26% of the public even knows that it exists in its current form. Tag is for our civic ignorance  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)	(81)

		Passaic County SWAT team gets a $400,000 armored vehicle. It's airtight, with a 10-hour air supply, making it especially useful for driving down the NJ Turnpike  (nj.com)	(102)
		Desperate Democrats, after a drunken night of awkard fondling and waking up hung over, are scrambling to find Plan B  (hotair.com)	(43)

James Carville in November, 2008: 40 years of Democrats rule. 2010: Blame Bush for loss of filibuster-proof Senate  (ft.com)

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(Mich News)

"It's more than a little ironic that Democrats praised Dred Scott when it was handed down over a hundred years ago, yet now stand opposed to fundamental freedoms such as free speech today."  (michnews.com)

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		Paul Krugman to House Democrats: Hey, be a man  (nytimes.com)	(94)
(Open Secrets)		Want to know why Democrats are so up in arms about yesterdays SCOTUS decision? Maybe it's because it might take away their advantage in fundraising  (opensecrets.org)	(426)
		Fifty-five percent of Americans support putting the brakes on health care reform in order to obtain a compromise with Republicans, while 40 percent think Democrats should instead throttle up and just make the impending trainwreck happen already  (gallup.com)	(415)

(The Agitator)		DCCC attacks "right-wing extremist group" Cato Institute. You know, the same Cato that's to the left of the Democrats on national security, immigration, civil liberties, criminal justice, and foreign policy  (theagitator.com)	(151)
		Democrats come to stark realization: "Every state is in play"  (politico.com)	(288)
		Republicans refuse to join bipartisan budget deficit panel, on the grounds that fixing the problem would make the Democrats look good  (nytimes.com)	(232)

(Some Guy)		Retarded voters elected Brown because they were pissed off the public option was taken out of the health care bill. I can't wait for him to put it back in  (act.boldprogressives.org)	(98)
		Jim Cramer: "Markets will rally if Dems lose Massachusetts senate race." He then clarified: "By 'rally,' i mean 'plummet by more than 150 points."  (huffingtonpost.com)	(220)

		As expected, GOP fully embraces TEA party activists and solidifies the party's base. Just kidding, RNC isn't returning their phone calls  (thefoxnation.com)	(89)
		"If Scott Brown wins today, Democrats go from having the largest Senate majority since the 1970s to...the second largest Senate majority since the 1970s."  (voices.washingtonpost.com)	(166)
(Some Guy)		"If Coakley loses, Democrats will only have an 18 vote majority in the Senate... A bigger majority than George W Bush EVER had in the Senate when he did whatever. The. F*ck. He wanted"  (thedailyshow.com)	(331)
(Cato-at-Liberty)		The list of tax hikes Obama and Democrats have proposed include higher income, business and excise taxes, a VAT, and a tax on soda. Not proposed: A tax on rapacious statism  (cato-at-liberty.org)	(404)
		Bipartisanship in action: both Republicans and Democrats in Indiana want cameras to give you speeding tickets  (thenewspaper.com)	(79)

		Even Obama's aides think Coakley is a lost cause  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(639)
		Democrats play the same tired old song, "Blame Bush" for Martha Coakley's failing Senate bid. Seriously, are you guys going to get a new tune before 2012?  (hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com)	(300)
		MSNBC host advocates voter fraud in Massachusetts to keep Democrat seat  (washingtontimes.com)	(245)

		If Democrats lose Ted Kennedy's seat, Senate may bypass that whole "voting" thing on health care reform  (news.yahoo.com)	(168)
		If the GOP wins the Massachussetts Senate seat, it will not only be a vindication of the nihilistic and destructive strategy of obstructionism, but it will be final proof that the American people don't deserve to keep their republic  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com)	(533)
		Texas Board of Education moves to restore Christmas, study country music instead of hip hop, eliminate "global citizenship," and promote the Heritage Foundation, the Moral Majority and the National Rifle Association  (mysanantonio.com)	(194)

(American Spectator)		Yep, it's who you know: Democrats reward labor unions for their political support by exempting them from the proposed surtax on high-priced "Cadillac" health care plans  (spectator.org)	(384)
		Have Republicans already won in Massachusetts? Democrats already lost? Are 4 chicken nuggets enough, 6 too many?  (blogs.abcnews.com)	(246)

Double standard failing to work, Democrats now playing the race Card in their attempt to save the foundering USS Harry Reid  (news.yahoo.com)

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Democrats make contingency plans to block Republican from taking office if he wins election for Ted Kennedy's seat  (bostonherald.com)

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		Actual headline: Dem lawmaker questions Hick's rural credentials  (denverpost.com)	(26)
		That's a nice Congressional seat you got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it  (nypost.com)	(73)

		Chris Dodd's retirement could actually help the Democrats hold on to his Senate seat  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(60)
		In an announcement that has nothing whatsoever to do with three prominent Democrats "retiring", Obama wants to fast track a final health care bill  (content.usatoday.com)	(254)

Even C-Span thinks the Democrats may be hiding something in these non-televised behind the scenes "health care reform" talks  (c-span.org)

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		GOP House candidate puts things in perspective: The fight against the Democrats is bigger than the fight against terrorism  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(190)
		Democrats plan to run against George W. Bush in 2010 and 2012  (msnbc.msn.com)	(251)
		As Obama's descending approval rating sets new records, Democrats whine about the pollster  (hotair.com)	(214)

Even the AP is openly mocking Democrats' "jobs" bill  (finance.yahoo.com)

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Democrats plan to run against GOP record on national security. Wait, what?  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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Democrats move to change Presidential election rules. How conveeeenient  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com)

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		Senate Democrats tell the White House to drop any kind of effort to pass a cap-and-trade bill. You read it right  (politico.com)	(89)
		Through their overreaching arrogance, Democrats have succeeded in awakening a sleeping giant - regular Americans. They now climb out of their recliners to have a little cheese dip, assault the Fortresses of Socialism  (townhall.com)	(681)

		The Democrats overreached. They have tried to push a centrist country to the left, and therefore they're going to lose a lot of seats in the November election  (corner.nationalreview.com)	(529)
		Republicans in 2003: It is perfectly fine to expand medicare without paying for it. Today: OMG Expanding Medicare and paying for it is the DEVIL  (usatoday.com)	(205)

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Fivethirtyeight identifies the most valuable and most useless Democrats. Here comes the math  (fivethirtyeight.com)

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Traitorous Democrats delay troop funding... wait, we're getting a correction. Patriotic Republicans delay troop funding bill  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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		Democrats' 2010 election strategy is as fresh as their legislative ideas: Blame Bush  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(180)
		Sen. Ben Nelson bought off for number 60. Democrats are now free to subvert the will of the American people  (foxnews.com)	(lots)

Dems wheeling in cots to burn the midnight oil on health care this weekend - but Lieberman skips town back to Connecticut  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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RNC Chair Michael Steele: "The Democrats are accusing us Republicans of trying to delay and stonewall their government takeover of health care. You know what? They're finally right."  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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		Four times as many Democrats view their party unfavorably as Republicans. Oh yeah? What Right Wing rag came up with those numbers? Fox? NRO? Nope. Daily Kos  (dailykos.com)	(379)
		Democrats override Republican filibuster on spending bill that also kills a school voucher program, overturns bans on needle exchange and abortion funding, promotes medical marijuana. It's good to be in charge  (nytimes.com)	(225)

Talk about damning with faint praise: Joe Biden calls Chris Dodd (D-irty rotten scoundrel) "the single-most gifted legislator in Congress"  (politico.com)

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		Democrats and Republicans are now equally hated. So, congratulations on that  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(95)
		Obama demands Republicans stop scaring people, saying that's Democrats' job. Besides, he has charts showing everything is improving. As every Farker knows, charts bring stupid arguments to a screeching halt  (thehill.com)	(105)

(The Robalution)		United States Senator Jim Webb (D-ownright Awesome) to Obama: You're not emperor  (therobalution.com)	(266)
		You may not have received a raise this year because of the recession, but the IRS employee who will be denying your claim that your cat is a dependent sure got one  (voices.washingtonpost.com)	(79)

		Democrats in Congress: Hey, we'd like to co-sponsor your joke amendment to the health reform bill forcing Congress onto the public option, because we think the public option is actually pretty good. Republicans: Psych  (thinkprogress.org)	(162)
		Democrats who complained about Medicare Part D when the Bush administration enacted it are now going to address it in the health care bill. By making it worse  (online.wsj.com)	(25)
		Senate Democrats seek to strip protection for citizen journalism from press shield law  (hotair.com)	(163)

(Political Wire)		Proving just as willing to blame others as their heterosexual counterparts, Log cabin Republicans blame Democrats for failure of marrige equaility bill that had zero Republican support  (politicalwire.com)	(89)
		Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe(R-ME)², realizing that their constituents are in favor of health care reform, decide to try to work with Democrats in the Senate to get to 60 votes since Joe Lieberman(I-CT) and Ben Nelson(D-NE) won't  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(188)
		"Has there ever been a bigger dick in the history of dicks than Karl Rove?"  (crooksandliars.com)	(261)

(Riehl World View)

Gays: Hey Democrats, here's some money. Dems: Thanks. Gays: So when are you going to schedule a vote on gay marriage? Dems: What's that? Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my sucking up to moderates  (riehlworldview.com)

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		Democrats want to resurrect a government hiring program they used to help the economy in 1978. Remember how terrific the economy was in '78? And how well Democrats did in the '78 and '80 elections? You do? They apparently don't  (huffingtonpost.com)	(124)
		From the "be careful what you wish for, Democrats" department: Palin tied atop Iowa 2012 poll  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(345)

"Everyone agrees that the nation is on an unsustainable fiscal path. So Democrats will add a $2.5 trillion entitlement to hurry us further along the path."  (realclearpolitics.com)

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