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Fri March 19, 2010
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(Bournemouth Echo) Weird Bizarre supermarket home delivery substitutions no. 3,750: "Sorry, we have no children's bubble bath in stock. Here's some sexual lubricant instead"  (bournemouthecho.co.uk) (104)

Tue March 02, 2010
(CNN) Obvious USPS considers cutting delivery of Saturday mail due to mountain of debt. But don't worry citizen, government run healthcare will run much more efficiently  (money.cnn.com) (213)

Mon March 01, 2010
(The Consumerist) Strange Criminal masterminds rob a Domino's delivery driver and steal $36 worth of chicken wings  (consumerist.com) (65)

Sun February 28, 2010
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida If you're going to hop in your car and fire shots at someone who was on your propeprty early one morning, make sure you're not going after the newspaper delivery guy  (nwfdailynews.com) (49)

Mon January 18, 2010
(Chicago Sun-Times) Dumbass Not news: Customer doesn't tip and complains pizza is cold. News: Guy then punches delivery guy, fracturing his skull. Fark: "My husband is in jail for no reason and that is not right"  (suntimes.com) (374)

Sun January 10, 2010
(AZCentral) Obvious Remember when Mexico decriminalized small amounts of all drugs and everyone said it would be the end of civilization there as we know it? Turns out they were wrong  (azcentral.com) (211)

Fri January 08, 2010
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing FOX pulls episodes of 'Our Little Genius' over 'integrity' issues, recommends that viewers interested in watching child-like delivery of information via earpiece tune in to their news network instead  (news-briefs.ew.com) (48)

Thu January 07, 2010
(Washington Post) Amusing Obama considering pushing State of the Union address back to February 2nd in hopes the Health Care Bill is passed by then. The problem? He's in danger of pissing off a very passionate, vocal demographic: "Lost" fans  (washingtonpost.com) (99)

Sat January 02, 2010
(MSNBC) Spiffy Researchers discover plane abandoned in Antarctica back in 1912. Passengers in a state of suspended animation while flight crew awaits delivery of lemon-soaked paper napkins  T-Shirt  (msnbc.msn.com) (116)

Wed December 23, 2009
(CNN) Unlikely From the Sports Illustrated Vault: "If I can escape injury, I should be a fastball pitcher for maybe another five years." - Nolan Ryan, 1974  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (51)

Tue December 22, 2009
(Wired) Cool Who is the best Batman of all time? Batman, of course  (wired.com) (111)

Thu December 17, 2009
(Some Alternate poop chute) Interesting Special toilet means jail guards no longer have to search for contraband with latex gl--MOON RIVER  (thechronicleherald.ca) (68)

Tue December 15, 2009
(Yahoo) Cool Boeing 787 makes its maiden flight. A "radical departure" in design, it has two wings, a tail, and legroom  (news.yahoo.com) (88)

Wed December 09, 2009
(Metro) Dumbass "Oh no. My windshield is busted...That's okay, I'll use this cardboard...Oh no. Now I can't see...That's okay, I'll just stick my head out the window...Oh no. My eyes are frozen shut...Now I REALLY can't see"  (metro.co.uk) (66)
(LiveLeak) Dumbass Who needs to pay for delivery or own a truck when it comes to transporting 2x4s?  (liveleak.com) (20)

Tue December 08, 2009
(BBC) Interesting Taking advantage of a city gripped by football fever, thieves launch daring $6m raid. Somebody should really make a film out of this  (news.bbc.co.uk) (24)

Sun December 06, 2009
(Miami Herald) Scary Pizza delivery driver still the most hazardous occupation in the U.S., making the Alaskan king crab fishery look like a cushy office job in comparison  (miamiherald.com) (62)

Sat December 05, 2009
(The Daily Press) Spiffy Secretary of Defense Robert Gates gives his wife a $2.8 billion Virginia class attack submarine for Christmas. Top that, guys  (dailypress.com) (45)

Fri December 04, 2009
(The Consumerist) Interesting Not news: Online retailer learns the hard way why they shouldn't use a tag cloud on their customer forums. Fark: It's Newegg  (consumerist.com) (170)
(Some Guy) Fail Not News: commodity dealer trades 28,000 tons of coal. News: a glitch means he orders 28,000 tons of coal. Fark: they deliver  (thedailywtf.com) (169)
(mlive.com) Spiffy Charges against man accused of stealing 3906 bags of stuffing have been sagely dismissed  (mlive.com) (27)

Thu December 03, 2009
(Omaha World Herald) Unlikely The state of Nebraska wants to remind you to voluntarily claim sales tax on your internet purchases  (omaha.com) (172)
(Telegraph) Photoshop Photoshop this flower delivery clown  (i.telegraph.co.uk) (25)

Sat November 28, 2009
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Obama's accept delivery of 2009 Christmas tree. The tree came from West Virginia, so there is at least one thing born and raised in America currently in the White House  T-Shirt  (blogs.suntimes.com) (124)

Wed November 25, 2009
(Huffington Post) Strange Time Magazine reporter Photoshops semen into Louisiana senator's hair, because the traditional delivery method is so old fashioned  (huffingtonpost.com) (86)
(Charlotte Obs) Unlikely Billy Graham thinks God was using Sarah Palin "to wake America up," presumably to witness John McCain's godawful decision making skills  (charlotteobserver.com) (92)

Tue November 24, 2009
(My Fox DC) PSA While you wait in those lines this Friday for bargain deals, thieves are stealing your delivered packages off the porch  (myfoxdc.com) (98)

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