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90 headlines found matching 'deli'
Fri August 26, 2016
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Wondering where your birthday card from Grandma went? Well, it's probably in the California apartment of a USPS worker (along with 48,287 other pieces of undelivered mail)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has "microwaved Trump's axis of tinfoil." Oh god that's just delicious
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Magnetic bacteria used to deliver cancer drugs deep into tumours. At least researchers know how f*ckin magnets work
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Thu August 25, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
American Heart Association issues first guidelines ever for sugar consumption for children, saying they should be eating less than six teaspoons worth a day. U.S. kids: Then what about after breakfast?
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(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's...a Domino's delivery drone dropping its payload on your head
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
In 1973, the Pentagon approached a pharmaceutical company about designing an agent that would deliver an antidote for nerve gas to a subject via a small pen. This was a 100% funded by taxpayers, and the device became the EpiPen. Ergo, we own it, not big pharma
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Wed August 24, 2016
(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Upset her $2200 check for gift cards did not clear at a local Safeway, a Springfield, Oregon woman does the next best thing and drives her SUV through the store before backing out and speeding off into the sunset
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The truth about aliens is coming soon ...and President Obama will deliver the message for the Lizard People. SOON
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
In the society of conservative media, National Review is the snobs, RedState is the slobs, and Breitbart is the honey-badger bike-riding juvenile delinquents who may or may not be racist skinheads. Guess who's getting all the new visitors
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Making sushi requires years of learning the delicate art, and hours of preparation, and ultimately artful presentation. Or hire a robot to do it in seconds
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump attempts new tactic. Instead of screaming like a deranged lunatic, he delivers his new speech with calmer tones. Unfortunately, the content was still, hate on the immigrants, I'll save you from the dangerous immigrants
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Sun August 14, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX mission JCSAT-16 is delivering a Japanese communication satellite to orbit tonight. Droneship landing of the first stage to follow. Estimated launch time is 1:26am EDT so the visuals should be amazing
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Fri August 12, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cops confiscate 44 pounds of psychedelic mushrooms found inside a home under a giant toadstool surrounded by dryads and centaurs locked in a timeless battle with fire-breathing llamas ridden by digital leaf people burrowing out from your mind's eye
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Cam Newton sideline celebration cost Panthers a defensive touchdown during pretend football game
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man catches blue lobster for the second time in his life, will be as delicious as the previous time he caught one
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Number of delinquent student loans remains at a high level. Which is the opposite from the good old days when the loans were stable and the students were delinquent and high
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Bernie stands tall with his young socialist supporters, who are deep in debt. He does this by buying a third home for $600k
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
To the delight of electronics tinkerers and IED makers everywhere, Iowa State researchers invent a no-heat solder
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Children get excited, yell a lot, don't show up to vote at the primaries, and now pout on the sidelines. You know, a revolution
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Thu August 04, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
US Army racing to develop Zika vaccine. Preliminary results suggest it will run $1.4M per dose, delivered by howitzer
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Wed August 03, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tesla posts $150 million Q2 loss, may miss 2016 delivery targets. When did Elon Musk adopt Chrysler's business model?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While it might be refreshing to drink a refreshing cold beverage delivered by an equally cold metal straw, it's much less enjoyable when that straw becomes a stabby thing that can cut your mouth
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Obama had $400M in cash delivered to Iran on the same day Iran released four American detainees, but heavens forbid you think of this as a ransom
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
This delightful room at a Comfort Inn overlooking the Boston area's finest Jiffy Lubes and Dunkin' Donuts can be yours for just $279 a night plus tax. Perfectly reasonable
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Communism is on the rise in Russia and threatening the delicate political balance of power. This is not a repeat of the 1960s
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Video that proves the most psychedelic thing that happens after you swallow a pill is the digestion process in your stomach
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Blue Apron 3 meals for 2 people. Recipes and pre-measured ingredients to prepare high-quality meals, delivered right to your door. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon July 25, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
"David Attenborough narrating Pokemon Go is as delightful as it sounds"
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Sun July 24, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Who says you can't rise through a company anymore? Meet the former pizza delivery guy worth an absolute fortune
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The first U.S. retailer to deliver merchandise by drone is...7Eleven?
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Fri July 22, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump succeeds in delivering speech no one will want to plagiarize
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(The Local)
 
 
 
To the delight of restaurant patrons, movie goers and airline travelers, childless households are the new normal in Spain
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing radio host says that because Donald Trump allowed Sajid Tarar of American Muslims for Trump to deliver a closing prayer on the second day of the convention, Trump let a "Demon-God" into the GOP
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazon customers will soon have goods delivered within a half-hour of ordering them
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Future You travels back from the future to deliver you a dire portent of coming events, yet they die in front of you before the message can be delivered. What do you do? I need to know IMMEDIATELY
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Manhattan may soon get its first underground park, much to the delight of rat colonies, sewer gators, Morlocks
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
GOP Convention star Scott Baio has a wife. And she is a delight
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out, the Middle East is not fractured due to religion, differing ideologies, or even skin color; no, the divide is caused by delicious hummus
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sues bread delivery man who 'ruined his life by punching his bum'
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Thu July 14, 2016
(ABP Live)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery boy: sexy. McDonald's delivery boy: creepy
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
I've observed that the most unprofessional people use emoticons/emojis more frequently than anyone else. Emoticons do not belong in business communication. It also takes these people 20 minutes to deliver a thought, whereas it takes me 20 seconds
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Seeker)
 
 
 
"We're getting to the point where I expect a new reality show that pits a drone, a rolling bot, and a human against each other to see which one is best at delivering nom-noms"
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
In desperate attempt to stay one step ahead of James Comey's efforts to hack your iPhone, Vladimir Putin gives head of FSB just two weeks to deliver all of Mother Russia's crypto backdoors to the NSA
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Trump delivers most unhinged speech yet: "I don't want mosquitos around me," he said, whacking on the podium. "I don't like mosquitos"
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Be careful about 'calling your guy': NYC cocaine delivery bust nets Chipotle exec, Fox News producer and other dumbass customers
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Because we know you like to be kept up on advances in Lego tech, you can build yourself a pancake-delivery system now
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
There are four things Americans do better than anyone else: music, movies, microcode, and high-speed autonomous robotic pizza delivery
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This retro-style The Dark Knight Jack-in-the-Box featuring Heath Ledger's head is deliciously creepy
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: You may base your acceptance guidelines on race/gender/religion. California Libs: Challenge accepted
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Wed June 22, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Lesbians drive Subarus" isn't really stereotype - it is a deliberate branding strategy by Subaru
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Playstation 4 and Uncharted game - enter to win contest. The Playstation platform ensures "...games with rich, high-fidelity graphics and deeply immersive experiences." Does it live up to the hype? (Sponsored Link)
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
'Abortion drones' delivering abortion pills in Ireland
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Fri June 17, 2016
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Truck carrying deli meat collides with truck hauling bread
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Thu June 16, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Three new species of fish discovered off the coast of Hawaii, all are said to be delicious
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
If there is a pool to project future SNL cast members, go pick 8th grader Jack Aiello right now, as he delivers the best student graduation speech ever
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Wed June 15, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Welcome back to ESPN's coverage of the finals -- let's go over to our sideline reporter, Craig Sager
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Mon June 13, 2016
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Is your child getting enough sleep? There are new guidelines by age. Are you getting enough of it?
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This startup is turning leftover beer into delicious snacks. The question remains: "what the heck is leftover beer?"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ex delicto electo
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Contest guidelines: 400 words "about the entrant's skills and vision for owning a paid weekly newspaper in the new millennium." Winner gets the newspaper business & historic Main Street building where it has been published for better than 100 years
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Letter to Santa found in chimney during some remodeling. Fark: From 1925
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for those hot summer days: Delicious and refreshing Kraft Macaroni & Cheese cocktails
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren delivers verbal beatdown on Trump that will surely twist the starched panties of Republicans ahead of the Massachusetts Democratic Convention
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Fri June 03, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart partnering with ride share programs Uber and Lyft to begin delivering groceries to people who like using cheap, crowdsourced taxis
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Thu June 02, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk interview from Code2016 conference covers AI, delivery difficulties for Tesla, and how he plans to start a Mars colony in 2025
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
School worker arrested for selling marijuana to 13 year old student, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, impersonanting Potato Jesus without a license
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Wed June 01, 2016
(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
The Nürburgring track is legendary as the best drivers in the world test their skills with the fastest cars. But the very best time to visit the track is Tourist Days, when you'll find Ford Econoline vans, delivery trucks, and tour buses there
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Sat May 28, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"The revelations could mean that all of Russia's athletes will be banned from the Rio games. An International Association of Athletics Federations task force is deliberating that question right now." Apparently, the checks haven't cleared yet
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Want to make a juicy, delicious burger this Memorial Day weekend? Use these 5 tips from the pros before even picking up a spatula
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man shoots doctor who helped deliver his baby 'because he was a man'
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
After several months of studious deliberation sequestered in an unknown location, Rolling Stone's resident geniuses emerge with the Top 40 Best Science Fiction TV Shows of All Time, and no doubt we will all agree and come together in peace and harmony (not a slide show)
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Yup...Chiquita "Big Momma" McPherson who had her 10 year old delivering heroin looks exactly how you're picturing her before you click this link
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Mon May 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS justices rule in favor of black death row defendant whose prosecutors deliberately excluded black jury members. Except for Thomas, of course
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What's more awesome than an ice cold beer? How about one delivered by an eagle?
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
What do you think Rugby players do in their time off, besides the obvious? If you guessed 'making shelves out of old guitars and delivering them' come up and get your prize, a neat looking guitar shelve
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Breitbart editor sues Cal State LA for violating his First Amendment rights after delivering, as written, his scheduled talk described as a "Free Speech Event"
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Thu May 19, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Delta to hike fares. Also, cheeseburgers to be delicious, Duke to suck, and water to be wet
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Tue May 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forget Siri or Alexa, for good news delivery there's Tootz, the Farting Unicorn
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
To the delight of everyone except corporate America, National Park Service prevents the Pepsi Grand Canyon
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study finds that Neanderthals were killed off by bitter cold in contrast to a former theory that Homo Sapiens found them delicious
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Wed May 11, 2016
(BT.com)
 
 
 
The last time the Chicago Cubs started out a season this hot, a 6-pound bag of flour cost 15 cents, your milk was delivered to you for the same price, and the Chicago Cubs won the World Series
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Tue May 10, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Kids deliver inflatable castle to wrong address. Homeowner wishes they would bounce
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla shoots for the moon, vows to deliver 1 million electric cars per year by 2020, blows away Wall Street analysts with enthusiasm at giving more Americans that sweet electric-car tax break
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Modeling is really, really, ridiculously harder than it looks
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(Sick Chirpse)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme's new Nutella doughnut is so delicious that people have fainted during taste tests
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tesla's market capitalization is currently about $31 billion - equivalent to $620,000 for every car it delivered last year. GM by comparison is $4,800
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Bakery attempts delivery of freshly-toasted bread by setting semi containing 60,000 loaves on fire as it runs down the motorway
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Princeton University professor posts resume of "failures" during his academic career, much to the delight of the internets
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Eurovision contestant passes out on stage, to delight of audience and indifference of bass player, who apparently thought it was part of his act
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Sun May 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bison burger poised to become the official US sandwich. Why isn't there a Delicious tag?
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