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80 headlines found matching 'deli'
Mon August 18, 2014
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We're adding misogyny to Fark moderator guidelines DIT -Drew
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Sat August 16, 2014
(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this psychedelic O.Z.O.R.A. Festival fan
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
This tool will inject delicious soft liquid into your banana. No, that is not a euphemism
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
"Hello? This is the mayor. I need all of the steak delivered to city hall. ALL OF IT. This is an emergency. And may God have mercy on our souls if this should fail"
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
Domino's pizza delivers sizzling hot profits
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Mon August 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boy who was born without ears has a pair created from his ribs. Delighted mother says, "I've finally got my baby back"
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's starts trial delivery service for customers presumably too fat to get out of their houses without cutting out a wall
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Thu August 07, 2014
(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
Fatburger tosses the buns goes all-meat with new.... MOTHER OF GOD those buns look delicious
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Mmm. They're so moist and tender. They melt in your mouth. Because no one can resist the delicious taste of Schweddy Balls, now available online
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researcher discovers delicious churros and sopapillas, finds diabetes related mutation in Mexican population
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Fisherman catches delicious orange and blue lobster. The odds? 1 in 50 million
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Thu July 31, 2014
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
A bridge's weight limit is more of a guideline than a rule. Most of the time
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Wed July 30, 2014
(e commerce)
 
 
 
USPS has 190,000 delivery vehicles, and 142,000 of them will reach the end of their life expectancy before 2017. Price of stamps to rise to 75 cents in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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Mon July 28, 2014
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
NYC deli owner made famous on David Letterman show: "What kind of a sammich is Stephen Colbert? It's got to have lots of ham in it whatever it is"
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Fri July 25, 2014
(American Rhetoric)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Representative Barbara Jordan delivered her famous "We The People" speech. Take a moment out of your life to listen to one of the most eloquent Congressional monologues of the 20th century
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Tue July 22, 2014
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
A flock of 400 quail, 21 pheasants, 19 partridges, seven chickens, two pigeons and a parrot sounds delicious until you realize they were being kept in one house
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland unveils plan to use bicycles to deliver supplies after Cascadia earthquake destroys bridges and roads. FARK: They are evidently serious
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
FedEx indicted for shipping drugs for online pharmacies, says it can't be responsible for what's in its packages, even when filled with VAGR@ or OXXEE or CI@L$ being delivered to empty lots or vacant homes
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida fisherman catches sting ray giving birth to twins. Catch and release becomes catch and deliver (w/video)
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(20)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Archaeologists say massive elephant ancestor once roamed free in North America where early inhabitants found it intimidating, delicious
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Just some BS propaganda perpetuated by the poors. Nah, just kidding. Anyone who has delivered pizzas to rich neighborhoods and trailer parks already knew this
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Belgian World Cup fan A) Lands in jail for public drunkenness B) Holds up racially charged sign causing international outrage C) Beats Brazil by 4 goals D) Lands modeling gig
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Thu July 10, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your food probably contains delicious, tasty wood pulp
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck announces he wants patriotic Americans to join him for an event at the McAllen Detention center... to deliver food, toys and soccer balls to the children being held there and to advocate for letting them stay
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Tue July 08, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Team building exercises gone bad: dropping people in the trust fall, going berserk during paintball, handing out psychedelic mushrooms...wait, what? Story to the left, your stories to the right
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this delivery guy on the move
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(15)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Research claims that psychedelic mushrooms can have permanent positive effects on the human brain. Scientists debate whether the study has high morel value or is just full of shiatake
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Thu July 03, 2014
(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
USPS takes 83 years to deliver a letter 150 miles. That sounds about right
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
After sixteen years of marriage, Jewel is back on the solo-yodeling circuit again
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"You mean you ate bug poop bee vomit honey?" my husband asked incredulously. "Yes, yes I did," I replied, "And, it was delicious"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That black Mississippi reverend who claimed the Cochran campaign paid him $15 per black voter he delivered for them? Turns out he was paid to say that by the conservative blogger who "broke" the story
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Facebook may have broken the law and violated APA ethical guidelines when it tested on humans. Bonus: Fark mention
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Mon June 30, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fresh calls to lift US ban on that most delicious of foods, chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest use for a remote-controlled helicopter: Delivering drugs to a prison yard
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Wed June 25, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Owner of an Indian restaurant in England gets a take out order from Brazil and personally delivers it ... for $7100
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Tue June 24, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Want alcohol delivered to your door? Yep, there's now an app for that. Is this a great country or what?
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Mon June 23, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Teach your kids this dandelion prank, so they can do it to their friends
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Stephen King responds to author whose 2006 book keeps getting ordered by mistake on Amazon because it shares a title with his 2013 release. "I'm delighted for her, and I'm going to order her book"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New study contends that fish are tool users, feel pain, have long memories, deserve better treatment from us, are absolutely delicious when drizzled with olive oil, lime juice, grilled for 3-4 minutes, and served with a side of pineapple salsa
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"On one hand, I felt happy because when your daughter becomes god, having a god in the home is a delightful thing"
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Thu June 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan and Dan Savage agree: Antigay activists are 'worried that dicks are delicious'
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The good news: turns out the vast majority of ISP's are indeed delivering the bandwidth they promised. And the bad news: for only very short periods of time, of course
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hottest delicacy in China's restaurants is French rabbit heads. Here's how to eat one - basically it's like a lobster, but way more gross
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Sat June 14, 2014
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Fisherman catches one in 30 million delicious yellow lobster
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(19)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama delivers weapons to terrorist group that held Bergdahl
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Artist algorithmically generates T-shirt images featuring mismatched band names, allowing you to visualize yourself as a post-post-ironic hipster. "It's delightful because it allows us a moment of smugness as we recognise the 'mistake' being made"
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Fri June 06, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
Looking to have some fun with the kids in the kitchen today? Here are nine delightful recipes from the 1950s you should try. Relax, none contain Jello or Spam
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Thu June 05, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
New app promises to not only let you track your BAC, but also review your night out on the morning after. "You felt like an 8 last night. You delivered your jokes smoothly and charmed everyone. Well done"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lara Logan goes back to work at CBS, just in time to air a story about how Bowe Bergdahl secretly beat children with bags of puppies while Taliban leaders looked on in delight
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Wed June 04, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
New study shows those who have to deliver bad news for a living--whether they are oncologists, first responders, HR managers, wedding planners, or Chicago Cubs announcers--are more emotionally sapped and stressed than others
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(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
"Here we are in 2014 and the Jetsons lifestyle still hasn't arrived. Thanks to pop culture's broken promises of delivering robot maids and whooshing Star Trek doors in a timely manner, we are all a little disappointed"
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Tue June 03, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Broncos Super Bowl Championship T-Shirts headed to Africa. Young boy in seen happily dancing in streets in anticipation of Friday's delivery
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Sun June 01, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Irishman Sheamus or Swiss Cesaro represent the US as its champion? Can John Cena once again rise above and stand last? Are the midgets going to deliver the most interesting match once again at WWE Payback, 8 PM on PPV and WWE Network?
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Mon May 26, 2014
(Soshiok)
 
 
 
If you're wondering what creates that delightfully unique taste in your mouth every time you bite into a Cadbury chocolate, it's probably the pig DNA
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Phrosties, a boozy slushie sold and delivered over social media, have become an under-the-radar hit in NYC: "After the first sip, you're loving the sugar. After the third, you're thinking how pretty the colors look and why can't you feel your lips?"
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Sat May 24, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Further: Are you too young to be a beatnik, and too old to be a hippie? Do you like movies about gladiators? Join the Merry Pranksters for a psychedelic bus ride to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the original psychedelic journey across America
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wait, so this whole time the NSA has been deliberately sabotaging cryptography standards? Say it ain't so
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(70)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Sandwich delivery guy gets his bike stolen, goes to Craigslist not only to have others help him find it but sarcastically thanked the thief for stealing it
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(20)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Not News: Man steals an NYC bread delivery truck. News: Said thief then proceeds to make every single scheduled delivery. Fark: In his underpants
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Japanese researchers reveal studies on new humpback whale species, claims it's delicious
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(10)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jarvis Cocker writes handwritten note about premiere of new Pulp movie. Fans of Britpop everywhere squeal with delight as if they were common people
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Mon May 19, 2014
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass yet delicious looking rare pig born at Chester zoo
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GM to employees: Please don't use words like "asphyxiating," "deathtrap," "disemboweling," "genocide," "grenadelike," "Hindenburg," "powder keg," "rolling sarcophagus," "Titanic," and "you're toast"
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(44)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drones aren't nearly as scary when they deliver champagne to you
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(26)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can the Pacers close it out at home or will the Wizards say Nene? Will Oklahoma blow another 16-point lead, or will Chris Paul fail to deliver? It's your official NBA Playoffs Game 5 and uh, Game 5 discussion thread. First game starts at 7PM ET
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's that delicious time of year again, National Burger Month. What do you like on YOUR burger?
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(38)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Poll show voters are more delighted than ever to be choosing between the party playing Santa Claus and the party playing God (neither of whom exist)
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Sun May 11, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
The most heart-warming "Fishermen help deliver 20 adorable hammerhead shark puppies from their dying mother" you'll likely read this week
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(41)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you ask Sean "P Diddy" Combs to deliver your commencement speech, don't be shocked when he makes it all about him
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(54)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Casa de Logo)
 
 
 
Why would you pass a law that resulted in a record-number of bankruptcies in this country? Bank money, of course. Delicious bank bribery money
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Reviews of The Placenta Cookbook: "I was highly disappointed to find that placenta delivery was not included. I had to deliver my own. Practically gave myself contractions from all that hard work"
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(15)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Dear NOAA, Are you missing a drone? UPS delivered it to me. Sincerely, some college student
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(85)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School districts ask the USDA to roll back its health meal guidelines, because teaching kids healthy eating habits like having a fruit or vegetable with every meal or eating less than 800 grams of sodium per meal is just TOO HARD
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(90)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Australians discover a way to deliver grilled cheese sandwiches by parachute. Not to be outdone, Americans are now working on a Macaroni and Cheese tactical strike drone
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(18)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this psychedelic magazine peruser
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(10)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(Hertfordshire Mercury)
 
 
 
Sportsmanship hits new low as fan appears to deliberately trip U16s rugby player
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(13)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Such vocal range. Such amazing lyrics. Such delicate musical nuances.Oh, who am I kidding.... It's a Russian metal band with a female vocalist who apparently is severely asthmatic and gargles with crushed glass and kerosine
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(32)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
More evidence that Tennessee Governor Bill Haslam deliberately cost the state 1,300 high-paying VW factory jobs to stick it to the UAW
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Witch burnings, pauses, where fish live, and walnut ranching are at the center of The Touch of Satan from MST3K season 9. Mike, Servo, and Crow deliver one of the funniest episodes of the series. "I sure hope he said peanuts"
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(24)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
IRS gives out over $1 million in bonuses to employees who are delinquent in paying their taxes. Well, at least now they have some cash to cover the fines
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