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178 headlines found matching 'delegates'
Sat July 23, 2016
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Another Washington arboreal escapade. It's something in the trees
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Fri July 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
How Donald set a trap for Clinton. Truly he has a dizzying intellect
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee and her Full Frontal crew hop on Herman Cain's tour bus and take a cross-country tour to profile RNC delegates and DNC delegates, and the divide between the two is terrifying and fascinating
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Male escorts are making crazy money at the RNC
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Idiot Trump delegate wants to put Hillary in front of a firing squad. Apparently Not News: Idiot Hillary delegate actually shoots husband, charged with attempted homicide
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Outgoing UKIP nutter Nigel Farage thanks Obama for all his help in getting the UK to pass Brexit in a speech at the Republican National Convention
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Wed July 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sources reveal John Kasich turned down the role of Darth Vader in Trump administration
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lyin' Ted thanks his delegates. Trump enters on cue (11:30)
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Now that the joke has reached a terrifying reality and Trump is the Official Nominee for the GOP, it's time to hear from Mike Pence on Day 3 of the RNC, with Newt Gingrich also talking today. It's your RNC Day Three Discussion Thread
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP has lost the millennial generation. Wait, how dare they lump us all into one group like th-- HEY, Pokemon Go is out! Let's do this
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Never Trump delegates plan to wield secret phrase during roll call tonight. No word if they're bringing the cloak of invisibility or marauder's map with them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP delegates from across the country agree - the country is an economic mess, but their local economies are doing just great
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Abomination wins nomination
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Some karma for those who send dick pics via Snapchat
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Mon July 18, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, the rally that Alex Jones and Roger Stone held in Cleveland was as insane as you'd expect it to be
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot and West Virginia state representative who called for Hillary Clinton to be executed has had his future flights canceled
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
RNC: Let the people decide with their votes. Delegates: Cool, then we want a roll call vote. RNC: Eh, on second thought, never mind
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Giddy-up dark-horse challenger could enter GOP race and leave road apples at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Delegates arriving at in Cleveland were greeted by the sight of 100 completely naked women holding mirrors in a vacant lot; leading to confusion as to whether it was a protest or if the traditional all-you-can-eat hooker buffet had opened early (Not Safe for Work)
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Colbert arrives at the Republican National Convention site and sets the tone for the week
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Sun July 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Clinton ... She's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm. Hanging's too good for her. Burning's too good for her. She should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive," says politician as he hulks out
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Sat July 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
How Trump campaign and the RNC worked together to stop a convention revolt. "I've never seen anybody work so hard to win a one-horse race"
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Donkey shows are back on the docket in Philadelphia
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus and his deputies are working furiously to stave off a serious movement to replace Trump at the convention; because he realizes the only thing worse for the GOP than Trump getting the nomination is him being denied it on national TV
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Tue July 12, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don't look now but a federal judge has just ruled in favor of a Virginia GOP delegate--currently pledged to Trump--who sued to strike VA's law requiring him, under threat of prosecution, to vote for the candidate he is pledged to at the convention
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Mon July 11, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican delegates are free to vote their conscience. That's the joke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Welcome to the last gasp of the Never Trump movement
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Sun July 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Since it doesn't look like they'll be successful in denying him the nomination outright, some GOP anti-Trump delegates are now trying to change the rules so Trump can't pick his own veep. Because VP Ivanka is any scarier than President Donald?
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Thu July 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, Magic 8 Ball, will Trump have the full support of the 1,237 delegates he needs to win on the first ballot of the GOP convention? (shake, shake, shake) "The future is hazy"
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Republican National Convention announces some of their opening music: "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The craziest, most bizarre moments from the Republican and Democratic national conventions over the years
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Mon July 04, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' delegates are shocked and outraged that they have to pay to attend the Democratic National Convention and the travel costs aren't being handed out to them. "People are freaking out"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh look, the guy who got millions fewer votes, won fewer primary states, and refuses to get on the cart, still thinks he gets to call the shots
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Christians need to accept that Donald Trump is God's guy in this election." God unavailable for comment, as always
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even Ted Nugent won't show up for Trump's convention. Either he's on tour or has blood coming out from his wherever
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders explains the difference between "endorsing" and "voting for" Hillary Clinton
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It is absolutely true that San Francisco has flipped for Bernie," This was not true
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump Co-Chair on Never-Trump: "They'll get over it." Jeff unavailable for comment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
An advance team of Anti-Trump GOPers will settle in Cleveland this week, trying to stave off the inevitable
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald, the delegates are revolting. "You bet, they stink on ice. The most luxurious of ice. See, if I was a delegate, and I'm not, I'd tell that loser to go get some better delegates and then I'd be proclaimed King of DelegateLand"
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Being a delegate to the Democratic convention is an honor and a privilege, it's also friggin' expensive as hell
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Nine Arizona Republican delegates resign from the national convention, including one Muslim for obvious reasons. In other news, Arizona had a Muslim Republican delegate
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nebraska Democrats vote to get rid of superdelegates. I think we may be missing the real news here - that there are Democrats in Nebraska
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Fri June 17, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: the recession is finally over. Fark: in Russia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Civil War upgraded from "just a couple dozen delegates" to "It's Happening"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP Civil war officially declared
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Thu June 16, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
AFL-CIO endorses Clinton. Apparently not enticed by Trump's plan to chain workers to their machines 23 hours a day
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Never fear Fark Progressives (c), there are still ways Donald Trump could lose the Republican Nomination
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Mon June 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sanders: Fark it, we've got nothing left to lose. D.C. should be a goddamn state. *mutters to himself*
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Fri June 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol advocates a delegate revolt at the convention, in an effort to stop Trump. Could such a thing actually happen? Subby is ready with the popcorn
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Thu June 09, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I'm sexually attracted to Bernie, and even I want him to pull out" I would have come up with something funny... but... *hork*
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(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Obama picks another nominee that Republicans aren't going to like
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump clinched the GOP presidential nomination with a primary win a few weeks ago, and may have unclinched it by running his mouth this week, as GOP leaders from across the spectrum are openly calling for him to be replaced at the convention
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Radio show host Hugh Hewitt demands that the RNC dump Trump... or else. Omigod, here come the Hewittarians? The Hewittaniacs? The Hewittless? (Subby could do this all night)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
AP reporters told to watch their backs after receiving threats and harassing messages from presidential candidate's brown shirt supporters
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Welcome to America - where our democracy and the so-called Democratic Party are about as undemocratic as it gets
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie lays off most of his remaining staffers. He's totally planning on competing in November, though
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
I'm not one to say I told you so, but Nate Silver has no problem with it at all
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Mon June 06, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hmm... What do you suppose Obama had to say to Bernie on Sunday?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed ends advertising for Republicans over health fears, impossibility to fit Donald Trump into easily shareable lists of cat pictures
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary: Welp. this one's dead. Sanders: No I'm not, I'm still alive. CNN: He says he's not dead. Sanders: I could go for a walk. Clinton: No you can't, you're very close to dead. CNN: Listen...I could *WHAP* Clinton: Thanks. See you in November?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"What if Bernie wins California?" Well there will be dancing in the streets, dogs and cats sleeping together, mass hysteria and...does that Bernie mural have a blue mustache?
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
With Clinton projected to win today In Puerto Rico, Old Man Sanders has already cried foul. Because a broke US territory cutting back on polling stations must be a CONSPIRACY! This is your official Puerto Rico primary thread with 60 delegates in play
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "I'm a superdelegate and I don't believe in superdelegates" - and POOF she disappeared
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Some Guy with an Umbrella Drink)
 
 
 
Grab some rum, this is your official Democratic Virgin Islands caucus thread. In 2008, it was Obama's best "state". "No One" won this year's GOP caucus. SPF 30 recommended for Berners as Hillary is predicted to win
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Thu June 02, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The California primary is shaping up to be a fine horse race, if Hillary is Exaggerator and Bernie is Homeboykris
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Turns out that Sanders is only for democracy as long as he's winning the majority of votes
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal sees Gary Johnson and the Libertarian Party as an "honorable alternative" to people who can't stomach Trump. This might help Johnson's candidacy, but also might irritate true Libertarians. Feel the Johnson
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Mon May 30, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sanders says he wouldn't say no to a VP offer from Clinton, which is an odd thing to say for someone who claims he's going to win
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Sun May 29, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Libertarian party held a presidential debate last night. Let's check out some highlights and...oh dear
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants to hold his acceptance speech at either FirstEnergy Stadium or Progressive Field. Well these places do have a history of hosting a losing team with a rabid fan base
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Future Bob Dole Bernie Sanders goes on Real Time to talk about Donald Trump's chickening out of the debate and his sudden flip-flopping on superdelegates
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There will be something open when the Republican National Convention is going on - 200 jail beds
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Fri May 27, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The state of American politics in one single phrase: "Donald Trump celebrated winning the Republican nomination with McDonald's on his private jet"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bob Dole visited Jimmy Kimmel to discuss what it's like to be humiliated while running for president
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now has 1,238 delegates supporting him and clinches the GOP nomination
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that Democrats have agreed to let Sanders appoint 1/3 of the Party Platform Committee, he should be toning down his rhetoric, right? "We should go back to a monarchy and not have any elections at all." Or not
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver focuses his British wrath on the caucus and primary systems, which have given us "Donald Trump, America's walking talking brush fire and Hillary Clinton, who exhibits too much or too little of every human quality depending on who you ask"
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a move that is sure to endear him to the superdelegates, Bernie Sanders announces his support for the primary opponent of DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz
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Fri May 20, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign manager Jeff Weaver: The delegate math against Bernie is just a media narrative, Boston is not a big college town
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
When Trump sends his delegates to the convention, he's not sending his best. He's sending rapists and murderers and I'd imagine some good people
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Tue May 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sanders: "I don't like the rules of the primary so near the end I think they should all be changed." Reporters: "Hillary would still be ahead of you." Sanders: "God dammit"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
How is Hillary Clinton winning when she keeps losing? *scans article* Huh. No mention of a deal with the devil. Go figure
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: It might have been. But we must be sad as we imagine the hilarity that would have been a Trump/Cruz contested convention
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Two Republican delegates drop out after they hear the job requirements
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New report says Donald Trump spent the least amount of money to win votes and delegates. Mostly because his advertising agencies were pretty much CNN, Fox News and MSNBC
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Thu May 05, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "I must destroy the Democratic Party to save it"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not even a week ago, GOP chairman and Satan's apprentice Reince Priebus assured republican voters that there would be a contested convention. After Indiana, he's referring to Trump as the presumptive nominee and calling for unity
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sanders to Clinton: Hoosier Daddy?
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Tue May 03, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Indiana student gives Ted Cruz a "Too Slow" handshake ahead of crucial Indiana primary by pulling his hand away when the candidate goes to shake it
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Trump motorcade is now on Cruz control
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's check in to see how the Cruz-Kasich agreement is going...... oh boy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Indiana voters will decide Hoosier daddy, Cruz or Trump. Will Bobby Knight's endorsement help or hurt? Will Hillary be one step closer, or will Sanders usurp? It's your Indiana Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 6PM CT
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In preparation for Un's upcoming coronation and nuclear brag fest, Best Korea places Pyongyang on lockdown and bans all weddings and funerals due to security concerns
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So you're telling me there's a chance
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Both Cruz (R-eally) and Sanders (D-esperate) really need to win Indiana tomorrow to cling to their slim remaining hopes. So, here are the latest polls and...oh, dear. That's not good
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rubio hasn't endorsed Cruz because in case Trump wins, he's covering his ass
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer steals delegates from Alien Hairpiece Symbiote and proves that nothing good can ever come out of Arizona
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Sat April 30, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bless his heart, Marco Rubio wants a place in Trump's cabinet
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Fri April 29, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz apparently didn't bother to read the rules about who gets to choose the VP candidate in a contested GOP convention
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump supporters handle critical article about Melania Trump exactly the way you expect
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Taint to endorse asshole
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Paul Ryan is now the real life version of the meme of the dog saying "This is fine" and having a cup of coffee while his kitchen is engulfed in flames"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly addresses the idiotic elephant in the room and asks shambling succubus Carly Fiorina how she expects to win when Cruz has been mathematically eliminated from contention
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Wed April 27, 2016
(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ted Cruz concedes California
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cruz only needs 133% of the remaining delegates to win
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The parallel universe where Cruz is winning" Truly, this is the most disturbing universe within our multiverse
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will Bernie get the upset? Will Kasich be remembered somewhere at the polls? How many of these threads have we had this season? THIS is your Tuesday Primary thread "Nor'easter Edition" (Results start at 8pm)
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Mon April 25, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump calls the alliance of "Lyin' Ted" and "Not Worth Wasting a Nickname on Kasich" "desperate and sad"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cruz, Kasich campaigns merge to form Voltron of derp
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
That's a nice state delegation you have there. Be an awful shame if something bad were to happen to any of them. An awful shame
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What would life be like today if the internet had never been developed?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic strategists to Bernie Sanders: Shut it down now. 'The primary is over. There is no path, and there is no math'
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Sorry Sanders supporters, but if you've lost Daily Kos, you've pretty much lost it all. Take a deep breath, congratulate the man for a good race, and then just let it go
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The GOP nomination process can now only end in one of two ways: Trump or Chaos
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Here's one." "Ninepence." "I'm not dead" "What?" "Nothing Here's your ninepence." "I'm not dead" "'Ere 'E says 'e's not dead" "Yes he is." "I'm not" "'E isn't?" "Well, he will be soon, he's very ill." "I'm getting better" "No you're not"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: "Republicans shouldn't skip the national convention. I promise it's going to be awesome. Riots, stabbings, maybe even a couple decapitations"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than 50 asses will be around Philadelphia when they host the Democratic National Convention this summer, and that's not even counting delegates
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Ted Cruz and Sean Hannity split for good yesterday. Hope they at least got to enjoy some fun breakup sex
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Tue April 19, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders needs the horse from History of the World Part 1
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
It's Primary Day in New York. Hillary and Donald battle for delegates in their home state, but can they overcome the threat of Bernie and Cruz? Polls close at 9pm ET. It's your Official New York Primary Discussion Thread
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Well now that our illustrious New York presidential candidates have both voted it's off to races for some good old donkey/elephant poo flinging
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may lose elusive Circle-K vote after telling brave tales of 7/11
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he'll win the first ballot in Cleveland. Then again, he says a lot of things
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus is caught between a rock, a hard place, and a giant douche
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sanders accuses Clinton and the DNC of violating campaign finance laws. Since this is Clinton we're talking about, they probably didn't explicitly violate anything, just got *reaaaaally* close to the edge and it's gonna look bad regardless
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Mon April 18, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Thrifty Hoosiers cut out the middle man and go straight to the #NeverTrump phase
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Sun April 17, 2016
(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Trump: "I don't want to waste millions of dollars going out to Wyoming many months before to wine and dine and to essentially pay off all these people because a lot of it's a pay-off." Wyoming: "Here, Sen. Cruz, have all our delegates"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump attacks voter nullification scheme, forgetting that is one of the major planks of the Republican party
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP may rewrite the Convention rules
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee explains how superdelegates are the condom keeping the crazy away from Democrats' danglies
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sanders suffers from yet another devastating win
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Anti-Drumpf delegates pre-selected in Indiana in advance of the state's primary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN video explains how buying convention delegates may be legal, by giving the example that they might get some "John Kasich Steak Knives". Wait, I thought 2nd place got the Steak Knives, and 3rd place was you're fired
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary and Bernie square off in the former's home state of New York, with 291 delegates up for grabs. Will Hillary show teeth on Wall Street? Will Bernie flip-flop on guns? It's your Official Democratic Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on CNN
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign last week: we don't need superdelegates to win the nomination. Clinton campaign this week: But they sure help
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP delegate Curly says that, come convention time, it doesn't matter how many delegates each candidate has in order to win the nomination, nyuuck nyuuck nyuuck nyuuck nyuuck
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cruz and Trump to harvest delegates from the corpse of Rubio's campaign, marking the first time anyone has benefited from Marco Rubio
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chairman of Colorado Republican party gets so many death threats from Trump supporters that he's afraid to take his wife to the convention, and is taking a sheriff instead. Colorado has become great again
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Tue April 12, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why you should never believe a presidential nominee who claims they're a "Washington outsider": they wouldn't be the nominee if that were true
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Gee, you look like a really accomplished convention delegate, and we want you to be a part of what we get going forward once we're elected' "
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Mon April 11, 2016
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Colorado GOP doesn't bother with that democracy thing. You'll get Cruz, and you'll like it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Top Benghazi committee member endorses Hillary Clinton, proving that the House was involved in the coverup
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Sun April 10, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager: "I'm not saying that the Cruz group are a bunch of Nazis, but they sure like doing what the Nazis liked to do"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
An examination of the GOP delegate fight, which is getting close to a knock-down, drag-out fight between Cruz, Trump, and that other guy
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Headlines this morning: "Sanders Wins Big In Wyoming". Reality: Sanders and Clinton won the exact same number of delegates
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Sat April 09, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fourteen delegates are at stake in Wyoming today. Can Bernie extend his winning streak, or will Hillary stop him? Will voters go for establishment or wild card? It's your Wyoming Democratic Primary Discussion Thread
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Fri April 08, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As the GOP race marches on, here are five ways it can go
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's new adviser says the GOP won't have a contested convention because he is SO fired if they do
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Thu April 07, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says he'll be voting for Donald Trump 9-11 times
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNNsplaining a contested convention
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(Politico)
 
 
 
An oral history of the GOP's last brokered convention, back in 1976: "It was a riot"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
So now that Bernie has all this momentum from 7 straight wins, could he actually win a contested Democratic convention? Short answer: No. Long answer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP Chairman Reince Priebus: "The party is choosing a nominee." Note the importance of leaving out any use of the word "voters" in that sentence, folks
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads head out to vote in the Badger State Primary. Early popularity polling indicates Cruz and Sanders have the lead, but it won't impact Clinton or Trump. Wisconsin Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 8PM CT
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion helpfully explains how a contested Republican convention will work
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Mon April 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan denies he would accept the GOP nomination for President just like he denied he would accept the position as Speaker of the House
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cruz may think Trump is a ignorant buffoon who is unfit to be a dog catcher, and Trump may call Cruz a loser and a man-whore with an ugly wife, but there is one thing they agree on: John Kasich and how he needs to be kept off the convention ballot
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
John Kasich thinks it would be "cool" and "fun" to stick it to the Donald and Ted Cruz and destroy what is left of the Republican Party
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats have 10-point plan to snatch defeat from the mouth of victory
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Sun April 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Like the rest of us, Donald Trump wants to know why John Kasich is being allowed to run
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Young GOP delegates at county convention: Whoa the party platform says what about the gays? And climate change?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's Tennessee campaign: "Hello, 911? We'd like to report a robbery"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case anyone was still unsure, Fox News has made it clear they despise Blustery Bad Hair and are going all-in to support the Creepy Canadian
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump may have won a bunch of primaries, but how loyal are the delegates picked to vote for him at the convention? Let's just say the feeding hand is tired of being bitten
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight calls it first ballot or bust for Trump when the votes are counted in Cleveland
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
How a populist from a wealthy background could unite a divided party, overcome a contested convention, become president, and lead the country to victory in a war, Making America Great in the process
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump and his advisers need to learn to count beyond delegates. This headline is probably two words too long
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Defeated ventriloquist dummy Marco Rubio is not releasing his delegates for fear he might help Trump win
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Trump/Cruz Louisiana delegate fight is a harbinger of things to come
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
There's pretty much no way Bernie can get 988 more delegates. This is bad news. For Hillary
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This is how Hillary Clinton expects to have the Democratic nomination locked up by next month. Book it, done
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This is how Bernie Sanders will outflank Hillary and win the Democratic nomination. Book it, done
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
That lawsuit Trump was going to file against the RNC over Cruz getting more delegates has manifested as a sternly worded letter
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Does the Sanders campaign have momentum?" hmm... let me refer to Fark rule 3376-f: If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is "No"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why did Bernie Sanders dominate Saturday?
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Sun March 27, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Over 32,000 people have now signed the petition to allow guns at the RNC convention. Hopefully they'll be allowed to carry ammunition as well
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Over 700 delegates behind, and with virtually no support from minorities, Bernie Sanders now says he "sees a path towards victory," which is just down from Unicorn Lane past Wishing Well Avenue in Fairyland City
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