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270 headlines found matching 'del'
Mon November 20, 2017
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Della Reese can actually do it now
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
You might not know this but those delicious green beans you serve every Thanksgiving might not be a vegetable after all, but a fruit at least according to a botanist
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
News: Robert Mugabe goes on Zimbabwe TV to deliver resignation speech. Fark: Doesn't resign
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you were planning to savor a delicious raspberry torte during your next trip to Vienna, there's bad news. The raspberries have Brexited
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother goes to jail after her kid dies from strep throat. Apparently treating strep with oregano oil and dandelion tea instead of medicine is a bad thing. Who knew?
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Utah Lt Governor (R-eally funny) goes to Puerto Rico to deliver supplies, throw serious Trump shade
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen. Tim Kaine urges DNC to end its tradition of using superdelegates
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Abu Dhabi, your Delaware sized chunk of fresh water is ready to be towed home
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lamborghini delivers a special edition white-and-gold Huracan built just for Pope Francis, who autographed the hood and then sent it to an auction house to raise money for charities helping Iraqi Christians, sick kids in Africa, and migrant women
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Stranger Things' Demogorgon used models, animatronics and a man in a suit - just in case you thought it betrayed Alien and The Thing by being entirely CGI
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(Inc)
 
 
 
If you drink coffee you're incredibly healthy. Here comes the delicious science
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lunching ranger discovers species lost for 40 years. It was delicious
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fraternity: "Those cameras weren't working the night a pledge died." Police: "Then why does it appear that the footage was manually deleted?" Fraternity: *Smoke Bomb*
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Seasonal time changes can wreak havoc on the delicate systems of precious snowflakes, moonbeams, and rays of sunshine all over the nation. If you're one of them, don't worry -- Mommy Blogger is here to help, and local news is here to cover her
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson breaks up with Steve Bannon
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon preparing advertising-supported free video service, possibly to be delivered via wireless communication. If only someone had thought of that sooner
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of U.S. adults will have high blood pressure under new guidelines, which were totally not influenced by the makers of high blood pre$ure medication in any way
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
72 new Barbie models debut
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
With control of the VA. House of Delegates hanging on one race with an 84 vote margin, the Stafford County VA Registrar has decided to toss out absentee ballots including more than 50 military ones, because, reasons
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently police are confounding American white supremacists the same way Sheriff Bart delayed Hedley Lamarr's goon squad from destroying Rock Ridge
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell: Based on my exemplary performance, I demand a $50M salary and a private jet for life. Otherwise I walk
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The 1946 Packard is advertised as brand new, but it's really the same as the 1942 model. There, I just saved you $2,000
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having finally decided he's mature enough, Queen Elizabeth delegates the Remembrance Sunday wreath-laying ceremony to Prince Charles, age 68. *SNIFF* They grow up so fast
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Fri November 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worry about spending too much money on your two pack a day smoking habit you can always move to New Delhi and just breathe normally
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Kyoto invents the Japanese coffee. "The Sake Caffé Latte has an alcohol kick that belies its unassuming appearance, and the use of local Kyoto-made sake lends a deliciously refined atmosphere to the experience"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Youtube is delivering weird children's characters fetish-laden videos created to capitalize on parents who abandon their kids in front of youtube for long periods of time
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Thu November 09, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Just because she delivers your mail doesn't mean she wants your package
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amazon psychedelic shaman potion is better at treating addiction than LSD or shrooms, and it qualifies for free shipping to an alternate universe
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell furious over non-guaranteed NFL contract with non-guaranteed money, possibility of being traded to Cleveland for sixth-round pick
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson says he's ordered Republican leaders to adopt a pro-billionaire platform, and (re-reads) wait, wrong resort tycoon. Wrong party, too. Forgive subby for cultivating the crazy notion that both sides are bad
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
New Aladdin film will pass the Bechdel test but fail the Baekho test
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
As part of Roy Halladay tribute, NBC Philadelphia inexplicably shows B-roll video of him getting lit up like Charlie Brown. Even Santa didn't get this treatment
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fresh mystery as inquest into death of street light conspiracy theorist who vomited two litres of black blinker fluid is delayed without reason
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Delhi experiences what Trump's EPA has called some of the healthiest air on the planet. Breathe deeply, kids, it's good for you
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Mon November 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Which one of those babes will be the next star swimsuit model? ...Ok, now that everyone is gone here is your target:you are to debate that antifa is the issue that causes shootings and trump is doing his best, good luck tovarish
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Pete's A Pizza)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pizza delivery map
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Seriously, who hasn't invited a Neo-Confederate secessionist to deliver prayer to Congress?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"And here is Stacy, modeling a 10-piece collection featuring brightly colored nylon reversible coats and jackets created from discarded fishing nets and other sea bed waste"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who would have guessed that having psychopaths in charge might not be the best business model?
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Nurse delivers own baby in car outside hospital where she works. Man what does she know about that hospital that we don't?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Come delve into the mouth of madness as the Huckabooboo opens her pathetic trap to combat the uppity press core. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1330)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If being heir to a fortune in New York City, attending an Ivy League university, marrying a series of models, getting paid millions of dollars to host a reality-TV show and getting elected president makes you a victim then sign me up
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Tue October 31, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
German government to social media companies like Facebook and Twitter: What's that? You having a hard time deleting abusive posts right away, even after they're reported? Well, how about a $58.3 million fine per incident? Would that help?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
George Papadopoulous put on his resume that he was a Model UN delegate. But wait, that's not the joke. Apparently that was a fabrication. But wait, wait. That's not the joke either. 'The Washington Post' uncovered this all more than a year ago
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
John Kelly vows to "never apologize" for smearing Congresswoman Frederica Wilson, much to Laura Ingraham's delight. What an asshole
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Singing could get you a careless driving charge. Yodeling could get you shot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If Trump seemed somewhat delayed in reacting to Manafort's indictment and arrest on Twitter this morning, it's because, as his Tweets made clear, he was spending the morning watching "Fox and Friends" and they were downplaying the story
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(Some Sucker Born Every Minute)
 
 
 
The United States has spent about 40 billion dollars on early models of the F-35 that do not work and never will work. Don't worry. We're still going to buy more of them, of course
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Today we celebrate the greatest Halloween candy of them all. That's right; it's National Candy Corn Day, and the delicious treat should be enjoyed by all at least once on this special day
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Fri October 27, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old girl with 3-D printed hand to throw out ceremonial first pitch at World Series. Gary Dell'abate unavailable for comment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Rapper Cardi B sued by male model whose image was used in raunchy album cover. He wants $5 million lickety-split
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shipping delays for iPhone X hitting IV-VI weeks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump delays release of hundreds of remaining JFK assassination documents, bowing to national security concerns. What concerns? Oh, Wait, some guilty politicians are still alive
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Dell's official DellBackupandRecovery.com, brought to you by NowYourPCBelongToUs.ru
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Marijuana sellers stressed out over software delays. If only they had some way to relax
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Kiss NAFTA goodbye. The U.S. negotiators are following the Trump model for negotiations: bigly bullying, complete chaos and pointless posturing
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
You know those delicious Haribo Gummies you love so much? Well they're probably being made with "modern-day slave labor"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Parent angered by weed delivery service flyer left at her home. Well, maybe little Suzie and Jimmy won't need to get high if you stop letting the Kardashians and $#* My Dad Says raise them 24/7 oh and btw HOLY CRAP WEED HOME DELIVERY
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Did you attend the Forever 21 / Taco Bell fashion show celebrating the best in teen clothing and Mexican food? No? Here's what you missed - top models showing off the Taco Bell fashion collection
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(W Magazine)
 
 
 
25-year-old Cara Delevingne will be the face of Dior's new line of anti-aging products, without which Cara will become a hideous warty old crone by 26, 27 tops (Some NSFW content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two day free shipping not enough? Drones not doing it for you? Amazon will now deliver packages inside your home for you
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Tue October 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: GOP Rep. Duncan Hunter completely flummoxed when asked if Trump is a good role model for kids
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Robert Guillaume was known for many roles. But this moment from SportsNight, where he delivered a speech against the confederate flag and condemned it as a symbol of hate, still resonates today
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta to hire 1000 flight attendants in 2018. Must be able to follow safety protocols, be service minded, and not drag customers screaming from their seats like some 'other' airline
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Drone delays helicopter rescue of hiker who broke his leg. Next time he'll spring for Prime shipping
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Mon October 23, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump gets tough on the Chinese. Starting with a wealthy, Chinese Mar-a-Lago member. Bad: A dissident seeking asylum from China. Fark: Based on a letter Steve Wynn delivered from China
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Eagles claw the 'Skins to take a commanding three-game lead in the NFC East or will Kirk Cousins and company find a way to shoot a poison arrow through Philadelphia's heart? It's your MNF thread starting at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell's contract extension has been sidelined because of "the anthem issue"
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Sun October 22, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What can brown do for you? They can rush-deliver condolence letters to the families of fallen soldiers after you've dug yourself a political hole
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Blue Apron's business model: We're not your mother, but we'll still tell you what to eat
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Thu October 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
HSBC, a bank which has been caught deliberately laundering money for criminals and terrorists, may have also "inadvertently" laundered money in South Africa
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Pundit/fraudster rightsplains why that Steele dossier and impeachment and the 25th amendment mean nothing, Watergate and Whitewater were equally nothing, and Flavor-ade is delicious
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Wed October 18, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the delicious fall flavor pumpkin spice destroy us all?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some examples of Trump's "Impenetrable Border Wall" have been erected outside Tijuana. Mexicans are, to put it delicately, unimpressed
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Some Niche)
 
 
 
Volvo announces yuppie lesbian competitor for the Tesla Model 3
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Google Drones to begin delivering burritos and drugs to customers. In future news, Google to become first company worth a trillion dollars
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt and the EPA to reverse Obama-era guidelines on radiation exposure because why would anyone think radiation exposure is harmful? Silly libs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headline reminded me I still need to send Delta a thank you card
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran delays his return to the Senate, causing concern that he may be in worse health than originally disclosed and may be suffering from a debilitating illness brought on by a lifetime of exposure to silent "h" 's
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Mon October 16, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) it's "Psychedelia Night". Some songs are classified as "psychedelic rock", while some songs are a bit more blatant with the drug references, especially the comedy bits
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"World's Most Useless Airport" finally opens after 7 years of delays and cost overruns
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook is launching a food delivery service. Sure they have Chipotle, Jack in the Box, and Five Guys as options but half the time you just end up getting a delivery of Borscht and an imitation Stroganoff
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Twitter deleted data critical to the Russia probe
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
True friend of the LGBT community Donald Trump to deliver two minutes of hate to the Value Voters Summit in DC
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Woman's cell phone listed as contact number for package delivery service Postmates, wants you to stop calling about your missing packages
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Top Trump Adviser Chuck Liddell admits the Administration has been slow to fill top IT jobs across the federal government, but says not to worry, they're just gonna get a whole bunch of H1-B's and fill them with guys from India who'll work dirt cheap
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hole in the ozone layer repairs may be delayed by 30 years. Thanks, Obama
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
This bar was designed by geeks for geeks to enjoy all of their geeky delight. We will not be showing sports unless it is BattleBots, drone racing or quidditch
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Postman delivers mail to burned out California homes in apocalyptic drone video. Wasn't this a Kevin Costner movie?
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"So the guidelines here say it should be welded." "Meh, that's only a suggestion. Just glue it"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
PFT games out the NFL's likely flag edict: Goodell washes his hands, players become the villains, and owners assert their dominance through intimidation
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Tue October 10, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Goodell: STFU and GBTW
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Yankee activist Gene Stilp plans to burn Nazi-Confederate flag at Talladega Superspeedway this weekend. Having never been to Alabama before, he expects reception may be different than what he experienced in Delaware
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Mon October 09, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker: U.S. Military takes delivery of a major new weapon system on-time and on-budget
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New guidelines published to improve diagnosis and treatment of when House was wrong
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Sun October 08, 2017
(The State)
 
 
 
Delicate snowflake in South Carolina outraged after officials at the private school he sends his children to objected to the hate symbol flying on his truck
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Restaurant's owners at lunch: Go on Facebook to declare 100% support for Trump, drug screening welfare recipients and repealing Obamacare; but not kneeling during the Anthem or global warming. Restaurant owners by dinner: Delete. Delete. Delete
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Fri October 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sessions releases religious freedom guidelines. Basically, Christians can do whatever they want as long as they say "Jesus" afterwards
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, deliver 5 gallons of mayonnaise
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Thu October 05, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
No, Mr. NHL Player, cocaine is not on the Delta Airlines in-flight menu. Also, please refrain from urinating on the beverage cart
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"White people shooting white people isn't terror...it's community outreach," says owner of soon-to-be out of business deli
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Are you tired of looking at your cat's head? Annoyed by your cat's paws? Then get yourself Qoobo, an adorable, headless, limbless robotic cat. Quoobo. Order now for delivery in time for Caturday
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
30 percent of Americans have really boring jobs that a robot could probably do. 70 percent of Americans are delusional
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amazon is about to deliver its own package of pain to UPS and FedEx
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Wed October 04, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The NRA sent a delegation to hang out with the under-sanctions deputy PM of Russia. Oh, and couple months later they donated $30m to the Trump Campaign, but I'm sure that's unrelated
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man in Deland bitten by alligator near de lake
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Spirit Airlines but they just delivered 27,000 pounds of aid and rescued 200 people from Aguadilla
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Score)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham, Jr. fined $84,000 in dog dollars
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Donut company will deliver their gourmet wares to people via scary clowns. So if you know anyone in Iowa City who hates clowns but loves donuts, this is your chance
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(The Royal Society of Science)
 
 
 
Science Marches On: How and why people bang into each other on sidewalks modelled
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The password is... Fidelio (NSFWish)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Always the best person to come to the correct solution for any issue, Roger Goodell held meeting last night with owners and players about anthem protest
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Warner looks at Reddit and sees a bunch of Russian propaganda targets. He looked at Fark too, but got contact drunk and doesn't remember what he saw, or how he accidentally deleted the Politics Tab
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (9/27): Marvel tries to win you back with Legacy #1, Saga and X-O Manowar keep delivering on quality, Tim Drake tries to escape the revealed Mr. Oz, and Wonder Woman finds out she has a brother. Mighty Man? Daring Dude? Captain Winkie?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley's daughter, Sailor Brinkley, named SI Swimsuit model making her the first model whose mother was also an SI Swimsuit model
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Labour MP who has clearly never seen an Apache helicopter claims Prince Harry can't actually fly them. "I've been told that's an absolute fact that somebody sits beside him and *drives* the helicopters for him." Dumbass tag explodes in delight
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After Luther Strange loses Alabama senate race, Trumperdinck deletes tweets showing support because if there's one thing we know for sure, it's that things are easily deleted from the intertubes
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Tue September 26, 2017
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Catholic League calls for Roger Goodell to be fired
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump administration is all over expediting supplies to Puerto Rico-- Nah, just kidding: they won't even waive rules blocking non-US flagged cargo ships from delivering goods to the island
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
When you're Mark Zuckerberg you can't even pull up in a limousine to a cheesesteak shop in Philadelphia and order six cheesesteaks with Cheese Whiz and fried onions without igniting a culture war on social media
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apres moi, le delude
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John Oliver mocks Trump for losing the moral high ground to sentient diarrhea smudge Roger Goodell
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tragedy today, as former Pope Benedict XVI was eaten by wolves. He was delicious
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Sat September 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Scott's office deleted all 4 calls for help from nursing home where 11 died after Irma
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knifeman slashes at then gets stabbed by Deli-man who is then is charged with his murder. Batman seen just shaking his head
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A former US Drug Czar with a Medellin cartel contract on his head traveled with a security detail of two. Current EPA head Scott Pruitt needs 18 because Mother Nature doesn't pussyfoot around like the cartel
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 117 live from Japan. Ovince St. Preux vs Yushin Okami, Claudia Gadelha vs Jessica Andrade. Prelims start at 8 PM ET on FXX, Main card at 10 PM ET, also on FXX
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walmart tries delivering groceries direct from the store to your fridge with workers who can access customers' homes and put the purchases away. Yeah, this should turn out well
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Full of more colourful characters than a JRPG it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Link goes to a free copy of Outlast: Deluxe Edition. What have you been playing this week? Mutant Football League? XCOM 2? What upcoming games are you excited about?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why aren't religious beliefs classified as delusions? Here comes the psychology
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Thu September 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says he's sorry for Control-Alt-Delete. Apologies for Clippy, MS-DOS, Windows 95, Office 360, Bob, XP, Windows phone, others coming later
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Silicon Beat)
 
 
 
California: we're gonna restore Obama-era privacy protections the FCC recently took away. Google, Facebook: whoa whoa WHOA there, we've got a business model to protect
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An Iowa woman has gone all the way to the state Supreme Court by arguing that the speeding ticket she was issued after being caught speeding by a camera violated her constitutional rights because police can't delegate their police powers
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In case you wanted to know where the best caviar is sourced from nowadays, celebrity chefs agree that it's China. Bow to Kaluga Queen, Earth's biggest producer of delectable fish eggs
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Delusional. Terrifying." These were adjectives used to describe: A) Kim Jong-Un and North Korea's continued threats of nuclear war. B) Jennifer Lawrence's new film Mother. C) Donald Trump's speech at the UN
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you delete all the evidence for refugees contributing $63 billion to the economy, will the refugees go away? Thanks to the Trump administration, we might just find out. Yeah, I stole this tagline from another thread. That makes me smart
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
If you delete all the evidence for human-caused climate change, will the climate change go away? Thanks to the Trump administration, we might just find out
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NY Times WH reporter to delete every Twitter account in existence
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Playboy model considers breast reduction after getting sucker-punched by own boob while jogging. (Likely not safe for work)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Randy Pausch delivered "The Last Lecture" at Carnegie Mellon University 10 years ago today. Here it is in its entirety
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The biggest hit during the Kansas City Chiefs-Philadelphia Eagles game on Sunday wasn't between the players but a cameraman and the poor cheerleader, he absolutely *decks* while running across the field at halftime
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone magazine up for sale. Turns out libel's a lousy business model
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch's sideline dancing "demoralized" Jets. As if the fact that they play for the Jets wasn't demoralizing enough already
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"My life improved when I moved from a blue state to a red state," claims delusional woman
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Sun September 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Plane crashes into catering truck at airport. Results in significant delays and saving everyone planning to order the fish
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
After tying the 1939 Philadelphia Eagles for longest home stretch without a touchdown, Bengals replace their offensive coordinator
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After weeks of delays for fears of riots, cop acquitted of murder. Judge said cop's use of personal firearm and yelling "I'm going to kill this motherfarker" was ambiguous and not indicative of intent
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A look at why Evangelical Christians think they experience more discrimination than Blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, Atheists or Jews. Delusion is a hell of a thing
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Two ex-Googlers fail to understand that reinventing the vending machine doesn't mean you'll disrupt the legacy convenience store business model with robotics. Bonus racism: they called it "Bodega" because the branding people said that was OK
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DNA Robot can deliver medicine to the bloodstream. Also, they're playing the Whiskey this Friday
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Local police: Come see our maths and our braveries for battling remoteness and humidity as we eradicate this jungle of marijuana. Public: Dude, that's wild hemp. Local authorities: Quick... Shut up, delete the post, release the crickets
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man uses chainsaw to help wife in labor; ends up delivering twins
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The word "foodie" no longer means what you think it means. Next time, use "food snob" and be proud of it, because everyone deserves food that's delicious and doesn't kill you
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Controversial French model, 16, who was infamously hailed as the "most beautiful girl in the world" at age 6, is still turning on perverts
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Middle school students receive history lesson on remembering 9/11 on its 16th anniversary. Will have as much meaning as "Remember Pearl Harbor," "Remember the Maine," "Carthago delenda est"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook issues new guidelines that make "Those who share clickbait or sensationalism, or post misinformation and false news" on its site ineligible for ad revenue sharing. In other news, the volume of posts on Facebook expected to drop 95% shortly
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ma'am, you did buy the deluxe car wash, which includes polishing your headlights. Sorry for the confusion (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Production on Sony's 'Venom' movie delayed, hopefully giving the studio enough time to reconsider making it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
California prohibits pot deliveries by drone, meaning you'll have to get your newly legal pot the old-fashioned way: from a smelly hippy named Toby
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The dystopian Citadel of Ricks seems a lot more interesting after last night's Rick and Morty episode, especially with return of one particular Morty. No, not Cowboy Morty (Warning: SPOILERS)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The UK's faith in a 'sweet Brexit' isn't just deluded - it's dangerous." So, full steam ahead then?
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not news: Man claims he's not a football expert: WTFark: It's Roger Goodell, the COMMISSIONER OF THE NFL
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The tip of Florida has a weird pink color that is itchy and a professional should look at. According to the European forecasting model, that's caused by Miami taking a direct hit from Irma. It's your Hurricane Irma discussion thread. Get the hell out of there
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Delta 302, it looks like the Hurricane Irma is going to be slamming Puerto Rico right about the time you're going to land. Might be a good idea to head back. Delta 302: Hold my beer
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Christian Dior and Gucci revise minimum model size from 'anorexic' to 'in need of a sammich'. Still no sign of curves
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Fire at egg farm kills 300,000 chickens, smells delicious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma hits the Caribbean and its cone of uncertainty is headed towards the US, with models predicting greater severity than even Andrew. Batten down the hatches and stay safe; check in with you can. It's your Irma Discussion Thread, day two
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Because Japan only has French maid culture, not actual maid culture, Prime Now-type startup believes it can succeed in managing smartphone-equipped Tokyo freelancers to shop for groceries at supermarket and deliver them to clients
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
FedEx does not believe Madonna is Madonna and won't deliver her package. How many Hail Marys will be their punishment?
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Alligators discover drainage canal from the Mississippi River will deliver fish right to their mouths
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man trapped in his 5th floor apartment after UPS delivers right to his door
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flight delayed after a scorpion was found on a Glasgow-Paris plane. Despite rumors, no ninjas were detected
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
With the impending budget cuts to the NOAA looming in the near future, now would be a good time to see how well their forecasting models did at predicting Harvey.....Oh, dear
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Mon September 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's all point and laugh at Steve King's (R-eal psychopath) pain and disappointment over Trump's six-month delay on DACA
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's EPA lashes out at journalists who exposed Houston toxic risk - then deletes statement
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark: Big Hollywood actor states that part of his job must be delegated to a lower-paid Mexican. UltraFark: Entirety of comment section agrees on something without devolving into a racist septic tank
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Sat September 02, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obligatory "flood damage" picture article with houses underwater; delivery trucks flooded; a guy barbecuing; three idiots- wait, go back one
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Last year the Obama administration made new rules that would have made chemical plant disasters like the one in Houston less likely and easier to handle. Guess which company and which Congressional delegation convinced Trump to kill them?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It turns out Betsy DeVos may be the SANE Prince: Blackwater/Academi/XI founder Erik Prince is urging US to adopt the British East India Company model in Afghanistan: install a "Viceroy" backed by a mercenary army-which he just happens to have ready
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(EcoWatch)
 
 
 
381 delicious new species discovered in the Amazon. The pink dolphin fin soup looks fantastic
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cat that survived Brooklyn blaze that killed its owner finds new home, new delicious owners
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Eight deleted scenes that could totally change the movies they were cut from
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Local Pizza Hut franchise goes all in for their neighbors in Texas, delivers free pizza by kayak
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(SFist)
 
 
 
San Francisco moves ahead with ban on autonomous, rolling delivery robots. Joey Cramer reportedly despondent
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones thinks Roger Goodell takes evidence into account when punishing NFL players
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Tue August 29, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle businesses come together as Amazon, Starbucks, and Microsoft pledge Harvey relief. Of course, this just means they'll quickly deliver something burned that crashes a lot
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The latest MLB triple play is brought to you courtesy of the Philadelphia Phillies and the Chicago Cubs
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Guillermo Del Totoro
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greetings passengers, there'll be a slight delay due to all the horrific weather including the twisters that we'll have to fly through. Get to know your seat mates because they may be the last people you see before the grim reaper
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out that having a best friend when you're a teenager could benefit you for life. Unfortunately for many us here, the study didn't include imaginary friends and Canadian supermodel girlfriends
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. Sorry for the additional delay folks. We're going to have to hold here while the drunken gentlemen who were just removed from the plane duke it out with police on the tarmac
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Fri August 25, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
New poll finds Amazon viewed more favorably than Trump. Well, sure, Trump won't deliver that five pound bag of gummi bears you drunkenly ordered at two AM
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chandelier
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Thu August 24, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
25 years ago today, Hurricane Andrew delivered a devastating $26.5 billion kick in the giggleberries to South Florida
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
His last request, to have 8 Philadelphia Eagles as pall bearers so the Eagles can let him down one last time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study by Harvard researchers of Exxon-Mobil's internal research and public statements makes it VERY clear that they were aware of climate change, and humans' role in causing it for decades, but deliberately misled the public about it
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Tue August 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Louise Linton is sorry if you peasants were offended. #LetThemEatCuck #ApresNousLeDeluge
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
After over a month of complaints, Miyagi Prefecture finally plans to take down sexy tourism video starring gravure model, all the while complaining there's nothing wrong with being sexy
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"We had juuuuuuuuuuust about dealt with racism in America until Obama came along," claims deluded racist Rick Joyner
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Goodell on the verge of starting new GOAT investigation
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why ketchup is so delicious. Relish the science
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
This week's award for most delicate snowflake goes to ... MLB umpires
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
How did a 28-year-old former model with two years of experience become Trump's top spin doctor?
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
The folks at Delish think you should be adding peanut butter to your burger. No, really. Look, they're serious, stop laughing. Fine, whatever, your loss
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Fri August 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After "Chachi" from Happy Days rips Sen. Marco Rubio's response to the Barcelona terror attacks, Lil' Marco gets Biblical on him: "Fools take no delight in understanding, but only in displaying what they think. Proverbs 18:2"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Important facts about the likely new White House communications director Hope Hicks: At 28 years old, the former model is Trump's highest-paid and longest-serving aide, and pretty clearly in the "on deck circle" to be the next "Mrs. Donald J. Trump"
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amazon's newest drone patent is stretching the very concept of delivery
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson's Republican Jewish Coalition slams President Trump: "There are no good Nazis and no good members of the Klan"
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
With Confederate memorials coming down, it's time to discuss another controversial statue: The one of Frank Rizzo in Philadelphia. Wait, what?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What does the world's largest model railroad need to be truly complete? Google Street View, of course
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. firm reveals a drone that can fire a machine gun or launch a grenade in mid-air. Apparently the competition between pizza delivery companies has finally gotten way out of hand
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I've seen angrier Yelp reviews." Late night talk show hosts savage Trump's delay in condemning a domestic terror attack
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Not-so-Grand Wizard Richard Spencer says anyone who believes Donald Trump's denouncement of white supremacist Nazi terrorism is deluded; "Only a dumb person would take those lines seriously"
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(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
Australian marine engineer 3D-prints an "insanely accurate" 1/72-scale model of the Titanic; sells it to Titanic exhibition after plan to sink it fails
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Mon August 14, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A delayed condemnation, followed up by reports promising to pardon Arpaio, a vehicle attack happened in Paris, and Two Scoops approval ratings drops even further. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chairman of the Virginia GOP tries his hand at being the very model of a modern moderate Republican: Sure, you have to be "unequivocal" and "emphatic" about denouncing white supremacists, BUT those Confederate statues really SHOULD stay up
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GoDaddy: GTFO, Nazis. DailyStormer: Fine; we just registered with Google anyway. Google: you mean the registration we just deleted? That one?
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri high school deletes the senior yearbook quotes from two gay students to avoid offending anyone, promptly offends everyone at the same time
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Sun August 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That sunken private Danish submarine accident is now considered deliberate and has become a murder investigation
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says the length of the NFL preseason is a problem. Although not as much as the duration of the Super Bowl halftime show
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Fri August 11, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Mad Dog Mattis meets Jeff Bezos, possibly to find out if Amazon's delivery drones can be fitted with bayonets and flamethrowers
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(Core 77)
 
 
 
26,000 rare songs digitized from 78 RPM records ... and other delights
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Greg Olsen: We need a lot more info on concussions. Goodell: How about instead we fine Harrison for $1M, suspend Brady indefinitely, give the Cowboys a few more first rounders, and force the Redacteds to move to Jacksonville
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Twitter user likes a tweet. News: Donald Trump is the user, and has only liked 12 tweets total. Fark: Said tweet accuses Trump of going after North Korea to distract from allegations of illicit sexual misconduct at Trump Model Management
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough reacts to poll showing 52% of Republicans would support delaying the 2020 elections if Trump called for it: "If you believe this, hide your face in shame. Your values are objectively un-American. Read the US Constitution and repent"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado reveal they had a love child after having an affair during the Trump campaign
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Brought to you live via the interwebs, its tweaker city Everett WA. Live pineapple pizza delivery, hoes, moes, and leprechauns included
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Wed August 09, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla envisions autonomous semi-trucks "moving in platoons". No word on if the prototype model will be provided by Western Star, and sport a Green Goblin hood ornament
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell still hasn't come up with a way to weasel out of punishing Cowboy star Ezekiel Elliot for beating his ex-girlfriend. Presumably, if all else fails, Goodell will pin it on Brady and Kraft
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Postal Service, with the threat of Amazon drones and even deliveries by golf cart, wants to raise the price of stamps even more to combat these threats. Do you still mail anything at all?
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner got mad at a reporter recording him and ordered her to delete it because he assumed the conversation was off the record
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's Foxconn deal has turned into a FoxCON. Governor Scooter, still suffering from delusions of grandeur, thinks it will be fantastic for the state
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Philadelphia's sugary drink tax makes soda more expensive than beer. Well, this seems like a problem with its own solution built in
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
'Ego-dissolving' psychedelic drugs could assist with mental health, allow us all to, like, see things in a more groovy light, man
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So we have an American, Sheldon Adelson, interfering in Israeli elections to help Netanyahu, but Netanyahu was secretly double-crossing him
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Mon August 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Today the DOJ announced a new initiative to...I can't even bear to look...*peeks between fingers* set guidelines on what forensic examiners can say about the accuracy and reliability of their tests to eliminate "Junk science" testimony? Oh, carry on
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Philadelphia Phillies catcher Darren Daulton dies from brain cancer at age 55. FARK you, cancer
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Sun August 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amputee model stumps naysayers
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Let's see, did I pack everything in my luggage? Toothbrush: check. Suit: check. Twenty-year-old model I plan to sell on the dark web...wait, what?
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Sat August 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this former mailman and his delivery vehicle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Our greatest fears are now realized: Trump's decorators to remodel the White House while he's away
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After 20 years of development, Grimoire: Heralds of the Winged Exemplar finally releases today, proving there's still time for that Kickstarter you backed to deliver
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Fri August 04, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently not too many people want a Tesla Model 3 like they used to
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(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
Swarm of bees delays Matchbox 20 concert in Arizona after the bees decided they were tired of being pushed around
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If the Philadelphia Eagles win the Super Bowl this season, everyone gets free beer
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Since the Model 3 handover event last week, Tesla has averaged 1,800 new orders per day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the first time in it's 381 year history, by .8%, "non-whites" will make up the majority of the incoming freshman class at Harvard University. When, oh when, will Attorney General Sessions deliver my people from this cruel yoke of adversity?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Chevy Bolt beat the Tesla Model S by 15 miles in a consumer reports range test ... the Model S with the smallest available battery capacity
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(MSN)
 
 
 
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt: I'm gonna go ahead and delay these new smog rules. 15 states + DC: Yeah, we're gonna go ahead and sue you. EPA Chief Scott Pruitt: Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and let these new smog rules take effect
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Emails obtained via Daily Beast show the Trump Administration was deliberately experimenting upon Federal Employees to see if they would participate in a coup d'etat allowing Trump to usurp power from Congress. For the most part, they did
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Playboy model says with her 30HH breasts she has to work through the pain. Everything after that is a blur (probably Not safe for work)
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
The Tesla Model 3 has a secret camera that watches the driver -- and they won't say why or what is done with the video
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
European regulators to delay meeting in bid to reach bank capital deal, saying they can't quite squeeze enough out for themselves yet
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Joanna Krupa settles her defamation lawsuit with Brandi Glanville where she claimed that the model had a smelly vagina
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police search for baby formula thief wearing Cowboys hat because that is a crime in Pennsylvania. Everybody knows you gotta wear a Pirates hat, a Phillies Hat, a Stillers Hat. But never a Cowboys hat
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Tue August 01, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists use genetic modeling techniques to mock up what the earliest common ancestor flower that was not a conifer cone may have looked like
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk warns 400,000 people who pre-ordered cutting edge technology Tesla Model 3 that they have have yet to master early 20th century manufacturing techniques
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Mon July 31, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla Model 3 vs. Tesla Model S vs. Chevy Bolt
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seals don't usually swim up Deltas do they?
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That $35K Tesla goes like you'd expect: If you want a Model 3 in a color besides black with longer range battery, options and autopilot, then you're looking at $58K
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Fri July 28, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Somehow, Lana Del Rey managed to get a third number one album
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Body parts found in the Alps could be A) plane crash victims, B) delicious, C) all the above
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(FFT)
 
 
 
CEO of San Francisco Deltas, a pro soccer team that attracts 2,400 fans a game to old Kezar Stadium, sends email/Medium blast to all San Franciscans, challenges them to bring a friend and a sugar-daddy investor to the next game
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Delta pioneers entertainment service provided by the crew. With bonus racial aspect
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Biochar could clear the air in more ways than one, while adding that delicious aroma that can only come from a grill on the left. Age-old farkwar of pork vs. beef vs. smog to the right
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Wed July 26, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Toddler who was delivered on the side of Texas highway celebrates first birthday by having tea party with sheriff's deputy who delivered her (with 'Daaawwww' pics)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In 2016 Jeff Sessions was extremely reluctant to endorse Trump, fearing it could ruin his career but Bannon convinced Sessions that Trump needed a credible backer like him or he wouldn't get elected. Oooh, Karma, even for YOU that's deliciously evil
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Mon July 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner to self-incriminate... I mean "deliver a statement" in front of the White House soon
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WH announces Trump will deliver a statement on healthcare Monday at 3:15pm. Say goodbye to the cost sharing subsidies
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Full transparency: I am deleting old tweets." On Day One, Scaramucci goes Full Orwell
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