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300 headlines found matching 'del'
Fri December 02, 2016
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(Crunchyroll)
 
 
 
Domino's in Japan is dressing up their delivery scooters to look like reindeer. How long until one of them runs over a grandma?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chandelier
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
One time Fidel wanted me to get him some Viagra. "Why?" I asked. "For my Cuban missile crisis," he said. Then we laughed for twenty minutes straight
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Bravewords)
 
 
 
Rush announces deluxe version of "2112" to mark 40th anniversary of the iconic album's release, including a never before seen DVD of a 1976 concert
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(Ian Welsh)
 
 
 
Don't underestimate Steve Bannon. Why? "The globalists gutted the American working class and created a middle class in Asia. The issue now is about Americans looking to not get farked over. If we deliver... we'll govern for 50 years"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump team and the GOP congressional leadership are bound and determined to repeal Obamacare in early 2017 as promised-but then to delay the "effective date of the repeal for 3-4 years so someone ELSE can deal with the consequences
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mugabe, Maduro and a who's-who of authoritarian farkuppery among the dignitaries confirmed for Castro's funeral. Politics tab too drunk to send a delegation
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
In leaving office, Barack Obama should look to the model established by former presidents: Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Rutherford B. Hayes...wait, what was that last one?
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
19 year old newly elected homeschooled snowflake regressive social conservative has delayed his swearing in so he can arrange a big party, not so he will miss an important vote on LGBTQ legislation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK Government is delighted to finally have transparency. They can see everything you do while you're in Britain
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the man who wants to make you watch as he slowly tortures and kills your parents while stealing their money. And then you, even more slowly and deliciously impoverished
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Mon November 28, 2016
(delta.com)
 
 
 
Delta CEO Ed Bastian addresses angry Trump supporter on Thanksgiving flight: "the offending passenger will never again be allowed on a Delta plane, and we're refunding every other passenger's ticket price"
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(i24 News)
 
 
 
Radioactive material stolen in Iran. Authorities are on the lookout for a scientist and his teenage sidekick driving a DeLorean
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What does Elian Gonzalez have to say about Fidel Castro's death?
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Trudeau's eulogy of that swarthy revolutionary firebrand Fidel Castro, well, they don't call him 'Prime Minister Zoolander' for nothing
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Upon realizing some people were rather glad Fidel Castro snuffed it, 2016 gets back to work and takes old-school guitar legend Al Caiola
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Sat November 26, 2016
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Woman breaks fingers, delivers a baby, and puts Thanksgiving dinner on the table
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Studies confirm that the number one factor for relationship breakdown isn't infidelity, or whose turn it is to wash the dishes. It's money. If you're not on the same financial wavelength, you're doomed
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
In an effort to curb air pollution, Delhi bans the sale of firecrackers. Millions of cars sitting in traffic still ok
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
CIA finally succeeds at assassinating Fidel Castro at age 90
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
You can now delete yourself from the internet. Here's how
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just another Trump supporter trying to Make Delta Airlines Great Again
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Have you ever been so hungry that you could have eaten your shoes? Well, someone in Japan made some delicious footwear for you
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Thu November 24, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin's rendition of the National Anthem takes 4:35. NFL refs decide not to throw a flag for delay of game
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Soccer playoffs delayed when it was discovered the field was painted too narrow. Officials were worried that if the playing area was too small someone might actually be able to score a goal
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Reddit CEO admits to modifying users' posts, deleting the politics tab
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Killed off your colony in Rimworld? Conquered the stars in Stellaris? Did Gandhi nuke you yet? Checked out Star Citizen? What game did you regret buying at first but was pleasantly delighted in the final product? THIS is your Fark gaming thread
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(AP)
 
 
 
Delicate college students complained about seeing a painting at an art exhibit that depicted members of the KKK. College responds by telling the students to grow up. Just kidding, the college cancelled the exhibit
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Lights, camera, Delly
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Some Republican)
 
 
 
Even Philadelphia Republican politicians don't know what to tell their constituents
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
This morning's delivery of Florida may be slightly delayed due to spillage
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Brietbart cries delicious tears over Trump's broken promise to prosecute Hillary
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Mon November 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Dementia is declining despite aging and sickness. Wha? Who am I? Who are all you people? Why is this spiffy? Who uses the word spiffy nowadays? Go away. I have a delivery business to run. Get to work or I'll dock your pay
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Yo Adrian, 40 years ago today, a boxing movie about an underdog fighter made the 72 steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art world famous
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Sun November 20, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Now that everyone's forgotten about the Trump University settlement, Donald Trump deletes Hamilton tweets
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For £38 per month, this exorcism school will teach you how to cast out demons. Don't delay, sign-up today. Remember, the power of Christ compels you. VISA and Mastercard accepted
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The cast of Hamilton delivers a personal message to the VP-elect
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(IGN)
 
 
 
AMC Theaters considering changing price model to variable pricing or charging more for blockbuster tentpole movies
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Fri November 18, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you thought Spanish food was all paella and pinchos then think again. Behold ten delicious Spanish dishes you must try before you die
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
While designers are usually thrilled for an opportunity to dress first ladies in their creations, the first actual fashion model to become first lady may end up shopping off the rack as top designers say they don't want anything to do with Trump
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions LB DeAndre Levy says that, in retrospect, the proudest moment of his college career was when he accidentally ran into Penn State Coach Joe Paterno on the sidelines and broke his leg. "We've gotta stop prioritizing sports over humanity"
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers: Delay the Trump University fraud case until after the inauguration because the Donald is too busy gearing up to be president. Trump: We are going on the road for victory tour rallies
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Major breakthrough in cupcake delivery technology unveiled in Tampa, FL. Muffintop delivery just over the horizon
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The only State in the Union who didn't have a county vote for Trump has their Congressional delegation stage a coup against Pelosi
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Cedric Alexander have more soul than Andrade Almas? Who will win Aztec Warfare 3? Will WWE make Alberto Del Rio disappear from Total Divas? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network at 8pm ET
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GOP: Hey FCC, delete all your notes from your meeting. FCC: That sounds reasonable, sure thing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh lordy, oh lordy. It's Wednesday and I haven't submitted the Fark Writer's thread yet *delete* sonofab-
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Of all the scary things coming out about what the incoming Trump administration may look like, this sentence may be the most terrifying "Vice President-elect Mike Pence considers Dick Cheney his role model for the No. 2 job"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Without warning, Kendall Jenner deletes her Instagram account, leaving her record 68 million followers wondering why. In other news, there are 68 million people who are wasting their time looking at what Kendall Jenner posts on Instagram
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Siemens to acquire Mentor Graphics. They now have all the engineering tools to go from conception to delivery
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Sat November 12, 2016
(CSN Philly)
 
 
 
The Philadelphia 76ers believe deep down in their hearts that they can pull out a second win this season
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Chinese prove they are better at American Football celebrations than Americans. Goodell weighs outsourcing Browns
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Arizona finally declares a victory for Donald Trump days after the election when the truck delivering the state's returns arrived with its turn signal flashing the entire trip
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Fri November 11, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell points to officiating mistakes in other leagues that have full-time officials as evidence that won't fix problem of bias against Seahawks
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
A seven week delay comes to an end for the Worldview 4 Earth imaging satellite and its Atlas 5 taxi. The wildfire is out and ground equipment repaired at Vandenberg AFB. Liftoff scheduled for 1:30PM EST, webcast begins 25 minutes prior
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lego re-creation of World Series Game 7 highlights include the home runs, locker room pep talk during the rain delay and the final out celebration. Totally amazing stop motion action captures all the excitement in just over a minute
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
What rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? Well, I dunno either, but THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, the 'somewhat delayed by election madness' edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this morning dandelion
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump's new $1.5 million presidential limousine is ready to be delivered. "It's a Caddy, basically on a tank frame"
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Wed November 09, 2016
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Typical train delays: weather, livestock, stuck track switching. Atypical train delays: naked guy performing a rap song on the tracks
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina's most liberal county already experiencing computer problems, delays, long lines. Just as planned
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Medieval sin-washing well uncovered. Apparently it was buried under massive piles of deleted emails
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(Deadline Detroit)
 
 
 
After 46 years, the USA's longest running radio call-in show ends when host is terminated. Yet another business model shut down by the internet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"A lot of Muslims are crossing the border disguised as Mexicans. They're buying up gas stations. What if they won't deliver gas? How could we drive to work?" Welcome to to conspiracy world, now supporting a candidate near you
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Delicate snowflake cannot get over Daylight Saving Time, will need psychological counselling and a binky
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Queensland town to smell delicious for the foreseeable future
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Fri November 04, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Former member comes out of the Illuminati closet, claims governments of the world deliberately create diseases and that Vladimir Putin really runs the world
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Playboy model Dani Mathers, 29, has been charged for Snapchat photo that body-shamed 70-year-old woman who was showering at the gym, being a little hard on The Beaver
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Delays on I-95 caused by marble spill expected to get worse when the hungry, hungry hippos arrive
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This is your Tesla Model S. This is your Tesla Model S wrapped around a tree on fire with the batteries cooking off
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
KC Royals continue MLB's newest and most delicious tradition, as last year's World Series winner happily buys pizza for the entire Cubs team
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Vox examines why the 538 model may not be totally nuts-- and the model just deducted 1% to account for this headline
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Mother of newborn receives a $7,341 hospital bill for "delivery room services." In related news, the backseat of your car is a delivery room
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man in Florida orders from Domino's but has no cash for delivery driver, so does what any self-respecting man in Florida would - jams as much pizza and cinnamon sticks in mouth as possible before cops show up
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Why do liberals glorify JFK's (and Bill Clinton's) infidelity? Answer: Probably jealousy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The rain delay in Game 7 of the World Series might have been the thing that helped the Chicago Cubs win the World Series
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I know, let's put Gigi Hadid in a poncho because she's not as thin and tall as the other models," said Tommy Hilfiger
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret models pull a train
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Best headline ever: "Ku Klux Klan Newspaper Joins Sheldon Adelson in Endorsing Donald Trump"
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(The Political Insider)
 
 
 
Fake news website reports that Michelle Obama deleted Hillary Clinton from both her Twitter feeds. Hillarity ensues (LGT site that fell for it)
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but one week left to go and the projection model is swinging harder than a polyamorous baseball bat at a Brian Setzer Orchestra concert
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hillary Clinton's deleted emails. New hotness: Donald Trump's deleted emails
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Sun October 30, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's lifetime of borderline criminality: sued more than 4,500 times for his business practices, extensive bilking of small businesses, deliberate tax evasions, and on-camera boasts of sexual assaults
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meteorologists optimistic that with new system of 'ensemble modelling', they can get the weather wrong as much as two weeks in advance with 100 percent confidence
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama scheduled to give a major speech this Thursday in Philadelphia
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP insider groups claim the nationwide polls aren't capturing the "secret Trump vote." In other news, they're just feeding into the delusion now
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You know you're a delicate flower if your hair stylist accidentally scrapes your neck during a cutting and you sue for $5 million because you suffered from pain, shock, and mental anguish
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When confronting a Storm Trumper with proof of white supremacists supporting their candidate on live television, remember they react violently and idiotically when cornered with facts, as AJ Delgado demonstrated to Chris Hayes
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine a model rocket, a butane lighter, a USS Voyager model, an undying love for "The Fifth Element," and 17 years of effort? Adam Savage's finally completed movie accurate Zorg ZF-1 replica
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Kate Beckinsale Delights In Arranging Fruit Into Penises." That is all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta releases new app to track your luggage, letting you see in real-time when it falls off the cart, gets run over by the catering truck, wins second place in the bag handler's free-throw competition, and finally arrives in Antarctica
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump repeatedly proposed to Playboy model Brande Roderick during Apprentice tapings
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(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
AT&T deal to buy Time Warner reminds one of the good old days of the Medellin drug cartel. "The executives who run the major telecom and television companies are proving to be tough, wily, and ready for a long battle"
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Wed October 26, 2016
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Google Express launches home delivery service in Tennessee, certain to keep residents stocked up on essentials like home pregnancy tests, whisky, dentures
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Trump golf club hosts Boys and Girls Club fundraiser, nickels and dimes them to the tune of 20K after realizing they are not in fact a modeling agency
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(Gambit Weekly)
 
 
 
And a new front runner emerges in the race for the best description of a sex scandal plagued local politician who won't quit no matter what: Delusional Suburban Caligula
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Tue October 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vatican issues some guidelines on cremation, saying they should stick together
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Uber's self-driving truck makes its first delivery: 50,000 cans of beer. Drew last seen hacking destination coordinates for his driveway
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Common sense tells you that understanding how government works means little to those who live above the law and think it's okay to cover their failures by deleting emails and evidence -- and lying about lying about their lies
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Mon October 24, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
With all these recent allegations of groping and other contact between Trump and various women, perhaps we should take another look at this 2008 incident where a naked 17-year-old model was serving vodka at Trump's Super Bowl party
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is up to her old tricks again with her Wikileaks strategy: Doubt, delay, distract
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Sun October 23, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
How will Dolores get along with William and Logan? Will the MiB discover more about the maze? Given the dead are back, some discussion may be delayed a bit. This is your Westworld, episode 4, "Dissonance Theory" discussion thread at 9 PM ET on HBO
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Facebook bends their guidelines so that Trump's statements can be reported verbatim. It's unclear if they are working for or against him
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Brian Hoyer QB era is over in Chicago as he suffers a broken arm in the Bears 26-10 loss to the Packers. Fark: on a hit delivered by former Bears player Julius Peppers. Tag is for the Bears season
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell: The fans are too dumb to understand why TD celebrations are punished more than domestic violence
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fans are proud of plus-size model for losing weight. Just kidding, they're telling her to kill herself
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles football player and "America's Got Talent" finalist Jon Dorenbos demonstrates some mind-blowing card tricks that will have you doing a double take
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Thu October 20, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Government announces new steps to protect airline consumers. Travelers hope it will cover deceptive air fares, unfair inflight fees, lost baggage, overcharging for meals and snacks, long flight delays, unannounced cancellations
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 66th birthday to Mr. Tom Petty, who went runnin' down a dream with his friend Del
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Nothing you didn't already suspect from watching footage of the people who go to Trump rallies, but social exclusion really does foster delusional conspiracy theorizing
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(Time)
 
 
 
The six most extreme Halloween candies that will delight trick-or-treaters. Wait, didn't the superlative "extreme" fade out in 1999? Anyway, here is how to avoid getting egged or toilet papered this year
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The best Seattle homes for the millennial buyer. Unlikely substitutes for missing Delusional tag
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
If you want to buy a Tesla Model 3, the end of the line is now mid 2018 and there are over 400,000 people ahead of you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this delicious treat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kelly Ayotte was a rising star in the Republican party, set to topple a Democratic governor in the blue state of New Hampshire. Then, Donald Trump rose to prominence, she called him a good role model, and now she's gone full Palin
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz posts (and then deletes) tweet claiming that there will be "mandated sex change operations" for Americans when Hillary is president
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Mon October 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump enabler and spokesmodel Scottie Nell Hughes warns that 1.8 million Clinton Zombies will be turning out to vote November 28th
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham Jr. proposes to kicking net after TD. The lovely couple requests only Hail Marys and end zone dances as gifts
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Sun October 16, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Robert Plant performs "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" at Austin City Limits, shows he still has the delicate touch
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
ISIS: "Dabiq will be the place of our prophetic victory over the Infidels." Infidels: "Yeah, about that"
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Sat October 15, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
How dare you try to infiltrate my rich desserts with hidden vegetables. "Chocolate beet cake is delicious"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
There's a new unskewed polls guy and he's so deliciously insane you'll wonder aloud what his Fark handle is
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Atlanta Black Star)
 
 
 
Delta Flight Attendant: "Is there a doctor on the plane?" Woman: "I'm a doctor." Attendant: "But, you're black?"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The news really isn't that 77% of Americans think Donald Trump is not a role model for children; it's that 23% of Americans think Trump is a POSITIVE role model for children
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Average smokers delay quitting for more than seven years because they'd rather risk cancer than get fat
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Name one song that's your guilty pleasure, one that you are sort of embarrassed to have, but you can't bring yourself to delete it from the collection
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Want to go somewhere good for trick-or-treating? Go to Philadelphia. Here comes the research
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Court rules deleting your browser history to 'avoid embarrassment' isn't destruction of evidence
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these futuristic models
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
FBI investigating a plane deliberately crashed in East Hartford CT that killed one person. It may have been targeting a Pratt & Whitney jet engine plant
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Adele is embarrassed for U.S. voters because of Trump. Trump fans react by wondering who Adele is. Is she anything like Minnie Pearl from Hee-Haw?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
**ring ring** "Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running?" "Why yes it is." "Then you better go catch it before it falls on top of somebody outside a New Jersey deli
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump tells the right people at Wilkes-Barre rally to go prevent the wrong people from voting in Philadelphia
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
If this info graphic tells us anything, it's if you want to see the future you really do just have to go to the movie theater. Also, that is where you find popcorn. Buttery, salty, delicious popcorn
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nancy O'Dell on Billy Bush and Donald Trump's Tapeghazi: "Don't drag me into this; I didn't ask to be a part"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Republican bad guy and Snidely Whiplash lookalike James O'Keefe claims to have October surprise videos to drop on Clinton
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Mon October 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pussygate leak leads to deluge
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
NASA confirms that they flew a huge drone over Hurricane Matthew to gather important information about storms, especially to find out if it's possible to deliver pizzas by air during a natural disaster
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Sun October 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Odell Beckham, Jr. continue to be a little biatch? Will Aaron Rodgers rip up the Giants secondary? Will Eli Manning find a way to be relevant? Will anybody be watching? Here is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The Hurricane has delayed everything at Charlotte Motor Speedway this week, so the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series will be running the Bank of America 500 at Noon ET on NBC and NBCSN
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Clearly delusional surrogate Jeffrey Lord says video scandal will 'whip up enthusiasm' for Trump
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Fri October 07, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump snidely swipes Kirk, is unprepared for the lengths he will go to use the Genesis Device
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Thu October 06, 2016
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
"Hello, this is Joseph from the U.S. Tax Department, and I am calling because you are delinquent in your--hold on, someone is at the door"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ex-WWE wrestler Alberto Del Rio is stabbed outside an airport restaurant. Which brings up the question - Why is there never a folding chair around when you need one?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jose Cuervo delays IPO until after U.S. election to determine whether future demand will be "dealing with Clinton" drunk or "dealing with Trump" drunk
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Thanks to Roger Goodell, Tom Brady is going to kill us all"
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(Hollywood Tuna)
 
 
 
Giada DeLaurentiis poses partially topless and trilobite purple monkey dishwasher and you never even got to dishwasher (SFW)
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Tue October 04, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Euros need to grow thicker skin if Ryder Cup crowds offend their delicate sensibilities
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Drones...this marvel of technology, this amazing piece of the future now, these drones...are being used to deliver burritos
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Philadelphia man plays Mario Cart on I-76
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kelly Ayotte thinks Trump is a good role model for kids. Bullies need role models too. UPDATE: Pivot accomplished an hour later: BSABSVR
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Mon October 03, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer: If I delete this tweet, it doesn't exist anymore, right?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nicolas Sarkozy boasted of how impressive model wife Carla Bruni's cleavage was - and encouraged his ministers to do likewise. It's a good thing nobody that crude would ever have a chance of becoming president in the US
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Tesla sees record deliveries in Q3. Presumably with autopilot disabled
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will win the battle of the backup running backs? Will Odell Beckham, Jr. help or hurt your fantasy football team? Can Sam Bradford lead the Vikings to victory? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Child of hippies irked that tech bros have co-opted her parents' countercultural revolutionary language to apply to food delivery, taxi service, and baby picture browsing
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
George R. R. Martin's next Game of Thrones book "The Winds of Winter" is on schedule to be delayed again
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Attn: Humans: You'll still be necessary after DC's new food-delivery robots roll out--they need your help pressing the walk-signal button
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you post this cat photo on Facebook, your account 'gets deleted'
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Sun October 02, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a well-thought-out and not at all panicky response to the tax leak, Trump accuses Hillary of marital infidelity
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC police finally catch the yodeling suspect who made death threats on police radios and some police-impersonating robbers in an unrelated case ...all with just one arrest. That's some fine police work, Lou
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Fri September 30, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
2016 claims another victim. This time, New York's iconic Carnegie Deli
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Wed September 28, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Apple's new London HQ to be located where 30 foot pigs have been known to fly. Subby is pretty sure you can expect a return of psychedelic iMac colors
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Bicycle company puts picture of a TV on boxes instead of bikes, reduces delivery damage by 80 percent
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Home Chef meals at home 30%ish off. Small print (under 'specs'): one per household / address, new customers only, membership required (membership requirements flexible), can't deliver in 5% of US - see map. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The world's first 'three-parent baby' is delivered
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to Trump, his marital infidelities don't count because he's 'friends' with his ex-wives'. The only thing that counts is 'being proud of doing a good job. The best job, some even say'
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Mon September 26, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The moderator looks on helplessly as one side tries to refute conspiracies, trolls, and delusions with facts, science, and reality. It's not a live performance of the Politics tab, it's the first 2016 Presidential Debate (9pm EST, NBC)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Deliberately maiming pedestrians with your car is no way to go through life, Mr. Chairman of Trump's Police Supporters
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Ice Cube, legendary entertainer and water in its solid form, goes up against his greatest challenge. Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. And they say Hollywood is running out of ideas
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is such a delicate hothouse flower that to ensure a fair debate, the Presidential Debate Commission needs to ban Mark Cuban from the premises of tonight's debate lest his mere presence in the audience upset Trump
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is the history and evolution of the supermodel, because we can never have too many of them in our world
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Sun September 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Start of Canadian hockey season being delayed by intermittent arena fog
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Chase is delivering record low ratings while Brian France fiddles as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series goes racing at the boring dumpster fire track in New Hampshire. It's the Bad Boy Off Road 300, 2 PM ET, NBCSN
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
It's either Julian Edelman or a random Patriots fan pulled from the stands who will be starting at QB next week. Good thing they're playing the Bills
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Adele Dazeem is getting married
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Fri September 23, 2016
(NESN)
 
 
 
Patriots third QB out with torn thumb ligament. Roger Goodell seen grinning and steepling fingers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"He's just a fantastic guy who took control," Donald Trump says of Egyptian president Abdel Fattah el-Sisi
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's new campaign chair in Mahoning County is a black woman -- like they're trying to tell us something. Also, pay no attention to the fact that she deleted thousands of old tweets where she called Trump a racist, sexist demagogue
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese adapt their skill at building miniature models of buildings, bridges, and tanks to miniature pizza ovens that make perfectly cooked 3-cm pies
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Handy cleaning service, 50% discount. Misogynistic joke deleted here. (Sponsored Link)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are you one of the three people who wonder where that adorable kid country singer Billy Gilman went? Well, here he is, all grown up and killing Adele's "When We Were Young" on "The Voice"
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Other polling analysts: 538's model is starting to look like an outlier in some ways. Nate Silver: NO U
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Tue September 20, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Amazon, which became the world's most dominant retailer by using online sales and an advanced distribution network to out-compete the outdated traditional brick-and-mortar retail model--is opening a bunch of brick and mortar stores nationwide
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Fast-food stalwarts like Arby's, KFC, and Taco Bell are getting hip remodels because reliable food and quick service aren't enough for millennials. Arby's exec: "Our food and crew are great; fixing the restaurants is the easiest thing to fix"
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(Charlottesville Tomorrow)
 
 
 
Traffic engineer tells boss that city's speed limits are too low. City reacts immediately by deleting engineer's report
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Hillary IT guy who pleaded the 5th before Congress last week caught asking reddit for advice on deleting emails two years ago
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell encourages the players to 'speak out', or at least not against him
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Attention Domino's delivery staff. You are NOT Evel Knievel
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Sun September 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to see a 1:2 scale model of a fighter plane that's worth about 50k and took years to build disintegrate? Of course you want (1:40)
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
WestJet flight delayed after iguanas can't decide whether to sit in first class or coach
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Trump's new DC hotel filled with items made in China. While staying there, you can also have a Qur'an hand-delivered to your room
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Philadelphia transit takes steps to control their number one problem
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Fri September 16, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Shocking absolutely nobody, the media admits Trump is just trolling them, but they just can't resist that delicious bait
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man carjacks DeLorean but can't go back in time to change his life choices that led to his arrest after a short pursuit
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
MN's newest invasive species is also its most delicious
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
Video
 
Yamato Transport, Japanese delivery company well known for its black cat mascot, goes total Japan with moon-walking, crotch-grabbing, disco-dancing black cats
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Thu September 15, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's complete disappearance since the convention is due to her "spending time with her family" and not, as previously assumed, because at 46 she'd reached her expiration and Trump was trading her in for a new model
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(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
TD12 forming over the Atlantic. Roger Goodell upset that it's a very low pressure system
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Star Trek' TV series has been delayed four months as Bryan Fuller boldly searches for a cast
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says he cares about player safety; hates having to come up with ways to punish the Pats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For sale, 1989 model. Low mileage, front end alignment good, body and paint like new. Otherwise, makes whining noises and maybe needs a top end
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Philadelphia crowd was expecting to hear from President Barack Obama. Instead, they heard from President Barack Givesno Farks
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kevin Harlan delivered the best play-by-play call of a streaker you'll ever hear, in the middle of last night's terrible Rams/49ers game
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Benicio Del Toro doesn't have time to bleed for the new 'Predator' remake
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York Fashion Week's newest plus-size model is a size 10... average dress size in the US is 12-14. ಠ_ಠ
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders coach Jack Del Rio wins this week's Brass Balls award for going for two points to win the game
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
NFL player angry after being banned from wearing 9/11 themed cleats. Roger Goodell assumes he'll take a shot to the head at some point and forget about the whole thing
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Three things we learned from Panther-Broncos. What we didn't learn: the exact details of when and where Roger Goodell sold his soul to the devil
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Heavy)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 3.5mm headphone jack's funeral, here are the new lightning-enabled high end headphone models that will drain apple fanboy savings accounts worldwide
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Lane change in Delaware causes traffic delays
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dell-EMC to lay off 2,000 - 3,000 US workers after requesting 5,000 H-1B visas & green cards to import foreign workers
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WWE sells Del Rio down el rio
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Raspberry Pi 3 Model B kit with 7" LCD display touch screen. (Sponsored Link)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why was Cam Newton flossing on the sidelines during their games against the Denver Broncos?
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Like Biff stealing the DeLorean, Trump steals Obama's time machine and claims he warned in a 2004 Esquire interview against invading Iraq...in 2003
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
New species of crab discovered at Chinese market described as "delicious"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Throw some dye into milk, add a drop of soap and suddenly the whole thing turns into a psychedelic mess of shapes and colors
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Mon September 05, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Models 'suffer' wardrobe function at Venice Film Festival (Not safe for work)
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Mailman accused of being too aggressive hoping to deliver his package to women
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Does Walmart deliberately understaff its stores in minority communities?
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
WWII C-46 pilot finally presented medals for his badassery, such as rescuing emaciated prisoners of war, pulling pilots from burning planes, and delivering 20,000 cases of beer to remotely deployed forces
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"What if the first female U.S. president resembled a fashion model instead of 70-year-old woman?", asks fashion designer
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
How crass have politics become this season? C-SPAN had to add a three-second delay to its call-in shows to prevent obscenities from making it on air
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German car maker Daimler coming out with at least six different electric car models. Extension cord stocks skyrocket
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Note to pizza delivery drivers: the customers phone numbers are to alert them if you are late, not to send weird texts to 15 year old girls
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Will Amazon's delivery service kill FedEx?
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines claims a power outage cost it about $100M, which is about 10 minutes of baggage fees
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Possible Garrison Keillor/Donald Trump trifecta in play: "When I envision a Trump Presidential Library, I see enormous chandeliers and gold carpet and a thousand slot machines. God help us. I mean it. We're in trouble down here"
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mondelez tells Hershey to hit the highway
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Youtube posts new "advertiser friendly guidelines." Essentially you can't swear, show boobies, or talk about anything political. So, that just leaves cat videos and unboxing videos
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(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
This guy collects full-size, psychedelic 7Up billboards. Naturally, he's from Texas
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but, for the first time in almost a month, Hillary's chances in 538.com's Polls Plus model is down to 70%
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
El presidente de México , Enrique Peña Nieto : las políticas del Sr. Trump son una " YUUUUGE amenaza "
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Google agrees to pay Apple $5.5 million in a case alleging unfair, deceptive and unlawful business practices. Or as it's otherwise known at Google, the company's business model
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Zoo asks internet to name ugly-ass baby gorilla. You can guess what happens next. Incidentally, the baby gorilla is polling ahead of Jill Stein
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Did you know that dogs can give birth to identical twins? Yeah, well neither did this vet. Until he helped deliver them
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Wed August 31, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that engine that might be reactionless and maybe produces thrust for reasons we might not understand? The researchers might be getting a paper through peer review, according to a deleted comment on an internet forum. Maybe
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain unveils the Rob Ford 2.0 model
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
You might want to put down that coffee and sit down for this: over 2,000 Seattle Police dash cam videos have been deleted due to a "glitch"
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Tue August 30, 2016
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Here's a breakdown of music stars and the 'value for money' they offer at live shows. Adele comparatively expensive - Kanye surprisingly cheap
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Guy robs pizza delivery man, stops during his getaway to offer a stranger a slice on his way to the title of "Most Interesting Criminal In The World"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's modeling agency: No fat chicks but illegal immigrants OK
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
* alt-Right Shift Delete
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Anesthesiologists advise that, before your child goes under the knife for delicate surgical operations, sedate them with an iPad, which has the same effect as midazolam and does not need to be administered orally or rectally
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
United Airlines hires a new president; press conference delayed in Chicago because his flight out of Denver is delayed for four hours
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson and his ilk are demanding $750M from the Vegas public to build House Slytherin for the Raiders. "If anyone can finally convince American sports fans and politicians that publicly funded stadiums are a massive scam, it's these goons"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump believes the NSA still has Hillary's emails. Even the deleted ones
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Sat August 27, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
After an 1,831 hour rain delay, Indy is ready to fire 'em up again at Texas Motor Speedway (9:30 pm ET, NBCSN)
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Fri August 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Richard Branson says he thought he'd die in his recent bicycle crash. No word yet on the condition of the nude model who had been riding on his back at the time
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Wondering where your birthday card from Grandma went? Well, it's probably in the California apartment of a USPS worker (along with 48,287 other pieces of undelivered mail)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some arena football, a Friday afternoon rush-hour party? ArenaBowl XXIX kicks off in beautiful Glendale, AZ today as Arizona Rattlers try to beat Philadelphia Soul, win fourth title in five years. 7 PM ET on ESPN
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(Some Doc)
 
 
 
Delorean to release new car model. This is not a repeat from 1985
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has "microwaved Trump's axis of tinfoil." Oh god that's just delicious
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Magnetic bacteria used to deliver cancer drugs deep into tumours. At least researchers know how f*ckin magnets work
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Thu August 25, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
American Heart Association issues first guidelines ever for sugar consumption for children, saying they should be eating less than six teaspoons worth a day. U.S. kids: Then what about after breakfast?
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vice boss predicts digital armegeddon as media's business model fails: "There are going to be a lot fewer content sites, as many as 30 percent will go away this year. Anyone with half a brain in digital has a war chest ready to weather the storm"
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(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's...a Domino's delivery drone dropping its payload on your head
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
In 1973, the Pentagon approached a pharmaceutical company about designing an agent that would deliver an antidote for nerve gas to a subject via a small pen. This was a 100% funded by taxpayers, and the device became the EpiPen. Ergo, we own it, not big pharma
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Wed August 24, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines introduces Chip Tags that allow people to track their luggage. Passengers can now send their baggage a post card telling them 'Wish you were here'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists decided to model their latest robot after "790" from the Canadian Sci-Fi Series, "Lexx"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
41-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio and his 24-year-old model girlfriend were in a car crash where neither was hurt. Fortunately, he was wearing his seat belt and she was strapped into her car seat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Delegates were also given plastic fetus figurines"
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Tue August 23, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"Maybe I missed it, but I don't recall any headlines or articles that delved into Obama's popularity among 'uneducated black men'"
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Mon August 22, 2016
(ABP Live)
 
 
 
All of us grieve in different ways. Some of us write. Some of us paint. Some of us buy a replica silicone model of our wife and keep her in the bed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
European officials double their efforts to get a much delayed space laser fully armed and operational
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
NHL's plan to shrink goalie gear will be delayed because goalies are refusing to buy smaller gear
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The truth about aliens is coming soon ...and President Obama will deliver the message for the Lizard People. SOON
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
In the society of conservative media, National Review is the snobs, RedState is the slobs, and Breitbart is the honey-badger bike-riding juvenile delinquents who may or may not be racist skinheads. Guess who's getting all the new visitors
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Punt KOs Philadelphia Eagles kicker Caleb Sturgis...before the game
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Big Data e-learning bundle: Hive, Hadoop, Spark, Pig, Cassandra, Oozie, Flume, Sqoop. Big Data πακέτο e-learning: Hive, Hadoop, Spark, Χοιρινά, Κασσάνδρα, Oozie, ρέμα, Sqoop. (Sponsored Link)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Making sushi requires years of learning the delicate art, and hours of preparation, and ultimately artful presentation. Or hire a robot to do it in seconds
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Latest traffic delay in Calais caused by refugees running around with chain saws attacking cars: "It was something that I can only imagine would resemble a war zone"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Thank you Russia for completely delegitimizing any actual scandal that could've come out of the hacked emails. You guys are tops
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber deletes Instagram, making it harder for authorities to locate him and drag him back to Canada for reprogramming and a maple syrup injection
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump attempts new tactic. Instead of screaming like a deranged lunatic, he delivers his new speech with calmer tones. Unfortunately, the content was still, hate on the immigrants, I'll save you from the dangerous immigrants
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember how it was reported that Adele was playing half-time at the Superb Owl? Yeah, not so much
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Hire illegal immigrants and pay them less than they deserve, then report them to INS when they complain. Sounds like a good business model
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX mission JCSAT-16 is delivering a Japanese communication satellite to orbit tonight. Droneship landing of the first stage to follow. Estimated launch time is 1:26am EDT so the visuals should be amazing
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Is it okay to wish Uncle Fidel a happy 90th birthday now that we're all buddy-buddy with Cuba again, or are we still referring to him as vicious commie dictator scum? Either way, everyone's good with the Zombie Castro jokes
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Fri August 12, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cops confiscate 44 pounds of psychedelic mushrooms found inside a home under a giant toadstool surrounded by dryads and centaurs locked in a timeless battle with fire-breathing llamas ridden by digital leaf people burrowing out from your mind's eye
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Cam Newton sideline celebration cost Panthers a defensive touchdown during pretend football game
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(DCW50)
 
 
 
"Florence Foster Jenkins proves you can overcome any obstacle if you are a rich, delusional white woman"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Delta offers $200 vouchers to passengers stranded by the recent computer failure. Which will conveniently be offset by the airline's new $200 computer maintenance fee
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On stage at a professional conference, a retiring Oklahoma teacher presents a black colleague with a confederate flag and a Klan robe as a "joke." But don't worry, he told everyone present to delete their cellphone pics so no one will ever know
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man catches blue lobster for the second time in his life, will be as delicious as the previous time he caught one
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Adele might be rolling deep in the heart of Texas for the 2017 Superb Owl
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Number of delinquent student loans remains at a high level. Which is the opposite from the good old days when the loans were stable and the students were delinquent and high
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Wed August 10, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Those deleted emails of Hillary Clinton? We'll see them after the election
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New York Daily News to Trump: "Delete your campaign"
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Tue August 09, 2016
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
It's totally coincidental that the mysterious Delta Air Lines system crash occurred a few months after the Chinese military started selling Delta-specific information and vulnerabilities on the black market. Nothing to see here
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
To the delight of electronics tinkerers and IED makers everywhere, Iowa State researchers invent a no-heat solder
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines: The system failure we experienced on Monday was caused by a power outage in Atlanta. Georgia Power Company: No it wasn't
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Mon August 08, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Delta flying again once system administrators restored deleted code line 'layover ATL'
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Children get excited, yell a lot, don't show up to vote at the primaries, and now pout on the sidelines. You know, a revolution
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
What did Arkansas' Republican Party just delete from their platform this weekend? A) Any mention of abortion B) Any mention of marijuana legalization C) Any mention of pre-kindergarten education
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"No celebrity is safe. We have tested over 100 celebrities so far and around 70 of them have caught our eye. Adele.com has the worst security you will ever see in your life"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
All Delta Airlines flights grounded due to system outage
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Sat August 06, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines unveils new policy for their few remaining Muslim passenegers
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Fri August 05, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Official Rio 2016 Opening Ceremony discussion thread. Live now on BBC and CBC. 1 hour delay for US East Coast, will appear on Tuesday for the US West Coast on NBC
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