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Headlines matching 'deaths'
Thu February 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NJ.com) Obvious NJ DOT committee presents recommendations on ways to reduce train-related deaths. #1: Stop getting hit by trains  (nj.com) (40)
(MSNBC) Obvious The "mystery" behind the deaths of the Iranian nuclear scientists has been solved. Guess who? Go ahead. Guess  (rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com) (345)


Tue February 07, 2012
(The Brooklyn Paper) Strange Lost: One lightsaber stolen from Jedi in a Brooklyn bar known as a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Suspect is bearded, may have the death sentence on twelve systems  (brooklynpaper.com) (31)


Sun February 05, 2012
(JSOnline) Obvious Deadbeat homeowner discovered after five years of skipping out on taxes, utilities, lawn care, living  (jsonline.com) (92)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Strange Things you don't want to have written in your obituary: "Killed by hair extensions"  (dailymail.co.uk) (36)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting New analysis of data from the summer of 2003 in NYC shows rise in deaths were attributed to blackout, not customer heart attacks after receiving Con Ed bills  (foxnews.com) (5)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Gawker) Strange Mitt Romney converted his atheist father-in-law to Mormonism after his death. Take that, Atheists  (gawker.com) (195)


Thu January 26, 2012
(PCWorld) Spiffy News of the PC's death is greatly exaggerated  (pcworld.com) (75)


Wed January 25, 2012
(kvue.com) Weird Pastor converts 5 year old neighbor. To atheism. By throwing her cat off of a bridge  (kvue.com) (263)
(io9) Interesting The 10 most undignified deaths in science fiction. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHNNNNNN  (io9.com) (151)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad LAPD detective Phillp Vanatter, who led the OJ Simpson investigation, has died at age 70 from cancer. However, cancer released a statement today denying involvement in Vanatter's death and vowing to find the real killer  (news.yahoo.com) (54)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Asinine Not news: Judge spares teenage burglar from prison time and congratulates him because he had "got off his backside to work". Fark: The teen clubs baby seals to death for a living  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)


Tue January 17, 2012
(ABC) Cool With gun rights advocates getting concealed carry passed in most states, America has turned into one giant bloodbath. Ha, just kidding. Homicide drops off the list of top 15 causes of death  (abcnews.go.com) (325)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad Missing algebra teacher found dead -- investigators looking to solve for why, query ex  (dailymail.co.uk) (73)


Fri January 13, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Spiffy Mainstream researchers at Cornell have developed a new breed of strawberry with pineapple overtones, possibly saving us from delicious strawberry death  (physorg.com) (12)
(Daily Mail) Scary At your university, professors have minor spats about academic matters. At Oxford University, they just straight up murder their rivals  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)
(WMCTV) Fail Memphis man ignores ages old rule, brings sledge hammer to gunfight  (wmctv.com) (40)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Elevated Guy) Sad Woman rides elevator to Death. Wow, I've never noticed that button before   (centralillinoisnewscenter.com) (102)
(MSNBC) Sad Forks woman knifed to death by spooning partner  (msnbc.msn.com) (42)
(Daily Mail) Interesting It only took 60 years, but details finally emerge on how Queen Elizabeth II came to power  (dailymail.co.uk) (70)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Kansas GOP Speaker of the House sends emails praising The Obamas. LOL, Just kidding... He sent emails asking friends to pray for Obama's death and calling the First Lady "Mrs. YoMama"  (www2.ljworld.com) (226)


Fri January 06, 2012
(My Fox DC) Strange French fans of Michael Jackson sue the late star's doctor for "emotional damage" they suffered over his death. "It's similar to losing a childhood friend in a traffic accident," their lawyer said...exac...wait, what?  (myfoxdc.com) (43)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting It was 59 years ago today that Hank Williams died in the back seat of a Cadillac, somewhere between Bristol, Virginia and Oak Hill, West Virginia. And here's the car he died in  (roadsideamerica.com) (45)


Fri December 30, 2011
(WSOCTV.com) Asinine Police: "We totally have video of the handcuffed suspect choking herself to death, but we're refusing to release it because it mysteriously disappeared after being erased twice and set on fire"  (wsoctv.com) (74)
(France24) Sad Kim Jong-Il's death not only marks end of a brutal tyrant, but unemployment for his double  (france24.com) (46)


Thu December 29, 2011
(BBC) Scary Turkey admits 35 civilian deaths. Well there was bound to be some retribution for the annual Christmas day massacre  (bbc.co.uk) (32)
(News.com.au) Sick Casino patron slams possum onto table and kills it -- obviously not playing with a full deck  (news.com.au) (48)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Stabbing death over loud music leaves many questions. How loud was the music? Was it really worth killing over? Why is the housing project called the "Pork 'n Beans"?  (sun-sentinel.com) (41)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Independent) Interesting Airlines now cleared to fly over North Pole, which will shorten flights and lead to new routes. Oh, and death, there will be horrible horrible death when the engines fail  (independent.co.uk) (99)


Thu December 22, 2011
(NPR) Obvious While North Korea is consumed with mourning for their dead leader; North Korean defectors in the south are holding equally enthusiastic "We're glad you're dead you miserable bastard" rallies  (npr.org) (83)
(Yahoo) Sad Eight soldiers charged with bullying a comrade to death. Unclear who ordered the Code Red  (news.yahoo.com) (126)
(Salon) Asinine North Korean media reports that moments before Kim Jong-Il's death, there was a mysterious red glow emanating from the sacred mountain they claim he was born on. Apparently Satan was preparing the VIP entrance  (salon.com) (89)


Wed December 21, 2011
(National Geographic) Followup New deep-fried planets found, surprisingly not at the Iowa State Fair  (news.nationalgeographic.com) (23)
(Some Guy) Scary Mistletoe, snow spray, bubble lights, alcohol, and other common Christmas items that will kill you, because death never takes a holiday  (syracuse.com) (56)


Tue December 20, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Asinine Louisiana Walmart introduces handicap scooter bumper car competition to spice up the early-morning hours at the store  (thesmokinggun.com) (29)


Mon December 19, 2011
(CNN) Obvious Early international response to Kim Jong Il's death  (cnn.com) (80)


Sat December 17, 2011
(The Atlantic) Amusing Most sites for their year end list have the deaths or major events of the year, not the Atlantic with "The Year in Volcanic Activity"  (theatlantic.com) (27)
(patch.com) Caturday After months of languishing in a shelter after the death of her person, Bouncy the cat is bouncing back with a new home just in time for Caturday  (avon-oh.patch.com) (1091)


Thu December 15, 2011
(New Scientist) Cool Dibs on your stuff  (newscientist.com) (5)


Wed December 14, 2011
(truTV) Interesting Grab yourself a bottle of Coke and read this article about Fatty Arbuckle and how he was railroaded by yellow journalism  (trutv.com) (64)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Washington Post) Sick But really, who among us hasn't accidentally killed his prostitute fiancee during a meth and bondage party, then driven cross-country with her corpse in his truck before burning it all?  (washingtonpost.com) (163)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Unlikely Newt Gingrich fans the fears of electromagnetic death from above  (startribune.com) (108)


Sun December 11, 2011
(VentureBeat) Fail Murderer's death sentence overturned because bored juror tweeted critical details of the case: "The coffee here sucks." Let this be cautionary tale: bad coffee ruins EVERYTHING  (venturebeat.com) (81)
(Gizmodo) Cool The face of atomic death: the first millisecond of a nuclear explosion looks like a horribly deformed skull  (gizmodo.com) (97)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Researchers race to record language of William the Conqueror before it dies out, suspect it was something like, "Hey, you over there, you're conquered"  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)
(3 News New Zealand) Scary Drunk man finds perfectly safe place to sleep off his booze - on a railway track  (3news.co.nz) (39)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Some dead emailer) Sad Dead woman's Yahoo email account continues to spam her family members from beyond the grave. Yahoo tells family to send them her death certificate, which they got by Googling her  (wtsp.com) (100)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Examiner) Asinine Latinos demand investigation in death of border agent Brian Terry. Claim misinformation was used to get people all riled up about illegal immigration  (examiner.com) (149)


Wed November 30, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Protip: If you were involved in a fatal hit and run, and got away with it, don't call the cops on your boyfriend and try to have him arrested. It never works out well  (tampabay.com) (30)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine The same week he pardoned a bird from death, Obama legalized the slaughter of horses in the US. What a turkey  (technorati.com) (147)
(Yahoo) Misc FARC blames Colombia for captives' deaths, Readit blames ForeChan. Dig seen sobbing on the corner  (news.yahoo.com) (37)


Sun November 27, 2011
(ICNetwork) Sad God Speed  (walesonline.co.uk) (20)


Wed November 23, 2011
(11 Alive) Florida Band director fired after drummer dies in hazing incident. In other news, apparently bands have hazing rituals  (11alive.com) (79)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Daily Mail) Weird Cage fighter working at a slaughterhouse dies from a sudden heart attack after the carcass of a cow falls off a hook and lands on his head. The Aristocrats  (dailymail.co.uk) (55)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting New theory suggests common cause for triathletes who die during the swim: EVERYBODY PANICKED  (washingtonpost.com) (40)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Canoe) Obvious "Police suspect double murder in two fire deaths." That's some good math work, Lou  (cnews.canoe.ca) (33)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Did you order the Code Red? - You're Goddamn right I did  (nctimes.com) (70)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Starpulse) Followup Hip-hop stars mourn Heavy D's death. Even so, they aren't exactly lining up to carry his coffin  (starpulse.com) (42)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Huffington Post) NewsFlash Black man found guilty of killing white man  (huffingtonpost.com) (233)
(Yahoo) Followup That 15-year old kid who stabbed a Chicago cop to death? Turns out, the cop was his grandma. Most. Awkward. Thanksgiving. Ever.  (news.yahoo.com) (105)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Followup It's one thing to stab a 14-year-old to death while robbing her house, but you get a special seat in hell for taunting her family with texts from her cell phone  (chicagotribune.com) (95)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Vegas wedding chapel goes with the obvious marriage=death images and hold Halloween themed weddings. You may bite the bride  (wtkr.com) (18)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious A pathologist says Amy Winehouse consumed large a quantity of alcohol prior to death, in a time period estimated to be 18 years  (chicagotribune.com) (62)
(YouTube) Video The many deaths of Steve Buscemi  (youtube.com) (19)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Weird SURPRISE  (suntimes.com) (62)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Fox News) Sad "The transitional government leader Mustafa Abdul-Jalil set out a vision for the post-Qaddafi future with an Islamist tint, saying that Islamic Sharia law would be the "basic source" of legislation in the country"  (foxnews.com) (232)
(SFGate) Interesting Rhode Island leads the nation in suicide attempts, but not deaths. In typical Rhode Island fashion, always good at getting things started, but always falling short on completion  (sfgate.com) (40)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad On the internet people are debating whether the Gaddafi death pictures are too graphic. I just want him not to decompose before he stars in Weekend at Moammar's  (huffingtonpost.ca) (60)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Abc.net.au) Spiffy Dead Gaddafi = a) peace and stability in Libya b) US troops home for Christmas c) cheap petrol for Aussies  (abc.net.au) (12)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Washington Post) Sad Scholarly feud over the existence of faster-than-light neutrinos and the purported death of Keynsian theory forces cancellation of DC college information fair  (washingtonpost.com) (31)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly "Wet Cement Fight Ends in Arrests." And, hopefully, a hosedown  (localnews8.com) (23)
(Telegraph) Strange Did you hear Vincent Van Gogh was murdered?  (telegraph.co.uk) (82)
(Onion AV Club) Sad Seventeen kid-friendly programs that will teach your children about death. Yes, Jim Henson and The Muppets are on here. Warning: childhood memories  (avclub.com) (119)

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