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95 headlines found matching 'deaths'
Tue July 08, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Darwin visits South Dakota hot dog eating contest
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Death Metal, done Darwin style
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(54)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
A year ago: 19 Hotshot firefighters lose their lives fighting a major wildfire. Politicians took photo-ops. Investigations were conducted. Promises of change. Today: MEH
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Time)
 
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Funding approved for Golden Gate Bridge suicide barrier after only 1,400 have already jumped to their deaths
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin says next 'Game of Thrones' book will have more deaths, betrayals, weddings. And he's probably going to start writing it any day now
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Why did the woman help the ducks cross the road? To get convicted for causing the deaths of a motorcyclist and his daughter
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Rapidly climbing the "cause of death" charts: the selfie
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(53)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
"Man's death in ER can't reoccur." Apparently he nailed it the first time
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Check out the video goodness of the top ten most brutal, dramatic, and disturbing deaths of the Game of Thrones. So far that is
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Tue June 03, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Remember kids, don't create and then take hundreds of drugs or you might only live to be an 88-year-old hugely respected scientist
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Mon June 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
12 year olds, dude
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(154)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Yeah if you're gonna arrest a guy for drunken boating make sure his lifevest is on, or don't handcuff his arms behind him, officer
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(69)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Until Google gets those self-driving cars on the road, you really shouldn't whack it while driving. You could kill someone
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(45)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student gets caught cheating on an exam. Does she: c) drown herself in the Hudson River?
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
How to tell someone's age when all you know is his or her name. The math behind the rise of Jayden, the deaths of Elmer & Mabel, and the bimodal hisperization of Violet
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
♫ Somalia, Somalia, God shed his grace on thee. Stop stealing boats, and Blackhawks down, and maybe you could then eat ♫
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Numbskull stage diver tackled by security, kicked in the head by band at Maryland Death Fest. Apparently didn't get the memo that this isn't the '80s (with video)
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Deloitte)
 
 
 
How online streaming is bringing the radio industry back from the brink of death. For you kids, radio is something you used to only get in your car and you had no say in what "records" were going to be played next
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Murderer is let out of prison on a day pass. Worse: He fails to return. FARK: For the FOURTH time
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Sat May 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 59th, Bill Paxton. An actor whose many deaths bring films to life. (Not safe for work dialogue)
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Divers searching for bodies of people who died in two separate ships that sunk find two of the dead in a loving embrace with their arms wrapped around each other (some pics are not safe for work)
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Killer's lawyer doesn't want media to report that his illegal immigrant client had state funded health care, according to media report
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
As number of people who die on the highways drop, the number of people available to be killed in household accidents rises, and so the balance of nature is maintained
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(27)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Summer hasn't even officially started yet, but the competition for biggest fail while jumping off of a cliff and into the water has gotten off to a smashing start
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, news media, only tell us about the four-way sex parties when they go wrong and someone falls 18 stories to their death
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(42)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Vegas cops tell teenagers pre-marital sex leads to DEATH
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(81)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Detroit Cinco de Mayo parade includes impromptu battlefield death reenactment
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Sun May 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To the traditional sounds of an English summer - the droning of lawnmowers, the smack of leather on willow - has been added a new noise: the sound of people screaming in agony as they are stung to death by killer bees
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(53)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ukraine: DIAF
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Icelandic Phallological Museum has accepted the donation of Jonah Falcon's penis after his death. As for the reason why, ask Peter North and John Holmes why they're jealous. Not safe for work
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Widow files a lawsuit against GM saying they tried to paint her husband and childrens' death in a car crash as a murder-suicide even though they already knew about the defect that most likely caused the crash and has now sparked a massive recall
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Mon April 28, 2014
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
US to Egypt: Hey, good news, we're about to give you a $1 billion aid package. Egypt: Good news here too. We've just sentenced 683 political opponents to death. US: We'll get back to you
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(79)
 
(Camera.org)
 
 
 
UN Logic: Hmmm, Iran just sentenced a woman to death for the crime of being raped. Let's elect them to the UN body in charge of protecting women's rights
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Sun April 27, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
CDC says vaccines prevent over 700,000 child deaths in the US. Anti-Vaxxers hope to get those numbers down to less than half that
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Sat April 26, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
When you get bored of swimming with sharks try cage diving with giant salt water crocodiles
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(25)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Overturned tractor-trailer blocks Atlanta interstate traffic for hours, sends 70,000 Little Debbies to their deaths
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(34)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Giant crucifix dedicated to Pope John Paul II falls and crushes a man in what is in no way a bad omen whatsoever
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(127)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"She asked for it," man tells police after asking why he murdered his own mother
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(42)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Security guard breaks down door to a portable toilet, finds the rotting body of a homeless man inside. Police believe he froze to death and was forgotten for months
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Wed April 23, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home defense tip: Those pithy, tough-guy, "kill lines" that movie action heroes spit out while shooting people? They don't sound nearly as good when being played for jurors at your murder trial
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Tue April 22, 2014
(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
The Rebirth, Short Life, and Death of a Shark-Fin-Equipped '85 Toyota Tercel Wagon. Yeah, biatch
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(24)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
We are witnessing the death of a) modern civilization, b) the GOP through cannibalism, or c) Sunday morning news talk shows
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Mon April 21, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Due to that unfortunate thing with the avalanche and Sherpas and stuff, Discovery Channel regretfully cancels live jump off Mount Everest that would have produced five nights of primetime programming and killer ratings
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Sun April 20, 2014
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
The fallout Purple Wedding hits. Who will investigate the death of the show's best character? What will Tyrion do next? Will Tywin find a new ally? It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. The action begins at 9PM ET on HBO
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Suspected US drone strikes are affecting the Yemeni psyche to the point where they think the drones are checking out their women, although if that was the case we'd have drones all over Sweden instead
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ha Ha. You thought the rat apocalypse that was invading Britain was bad, get ready for the giant Asian killer hornets that have killed six so far
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well isn't that convenient to have a paramedic training next to you on a running machine at the gym when you're having a heart attack
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't mess with these Amazon jungle villagers for it will be death by a million fire ants if you're going to be thieving
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(Japan Daily Press)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years after the death of the creator of "Astro Boy", daughter looks in his desk and finds unpublished works
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Haunting images of WW II instruments of death that were swallowed up by time and a forest
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tea Party candidate rants against Libertarian "boobies". Hey man, I may not agree with their politics, but I will defend to the death their right to go bra-less because they don't want government clothing holding them down
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace covered the Ultimate Warrior's death with nothing but class. Just kidding
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(178)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chief Keef's cousin Big Glo shot to death in Chicago. You know, headstone engravers have really got to be confused at this point
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Wed April 09, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Catholic cemetery's refusal to list cremated woman's death year on headstone escalates quickly. "What's next? 'I want to have a statue of Satan on the cemetery grounds. I want the Virgin Mary with a dagger in her womb"
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(98)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mentally-disabled man "beaten to death by two boys with a baseball bat for his Xbox." Life achievements remain locked
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(80)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
We're three weeks into Guinea's ebola outbreak, and the situation has been downgraded from "hopeless" to "dire." Which is small comfort for those who have already bled out of every single orifice before suffering an agonizing death
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(40)
 
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Columnist who has obviously never heard of Antenna TV, MeTV, Retro TV, This TV, or seen the shelves of DVD sets at box stores declares the classic television rerun to be dead
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Disney figures that two days is long enough to mourn Mickey Rooney's death, so they've fast-tracked the Pete's Dragon reboot
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(22)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
The death of the incandescent light bulb is finally here
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(108)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Good news: girl in Ghana didn't die from ebola. Bad News: it was some other unkonwn exotic virus that causes internal bleeding and death
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(59)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
CBS would like you to know that we are all about to die a screaming bloody death
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(97)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
20 years ago today, Kurt Cobain committed suicide, devastating fans who didn't know he despised them with all his heart. Here are 20 ways his family and friends reacted to their loss
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(167)
 
(io9)
 
Video
 
The deadliest video montage of all 5,000 deaths in Game of Thrones you'll see until Sunday
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
, where the prostitutes will choke you to death if you try to skip on paying
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(81)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bad: suffering a heart attack. Worse: being mistakenly pronounced dead at hospital. Way, way worse: waking up in morgue freezer, breaking your nose and freezing to death while struggling unsuccessfully to escape your frozen tomb
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Wed April 02, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Headline: MARIJUANA DEATH in Colorado. Article: Dumbass fell off a balcony while stoned
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(98)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
World War II deaths = 60,000,007
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(34)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
18 celebrities react to reports of their own deaths. The late Abe Vigoda unavailable for comment
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(11)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The death of the WASP" They never saw the rolled-up newspaper coming
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
March was the first month without a U.S. combat death in more than a decade. Thanks Obama
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(156)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Fruits and vegetables may reduce risk of death." Subby is pretty sure that his risk of death is still 100%
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(19)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Family wants death certificate of genius changed from "suicide" to "Darwin"
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(72)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
For people who can barely control their fear of flying as it is, the Malaysian airliner disappearance has reinforced their conviction that planes are nothing more than thin metal tubes of certain death
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Fri March 28, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Anti-anxiety drugs may cause death...which leads to higher anxiety
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(43)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
News: Before being shot to death by home-invaders, mom begged them not to hurt her daughter. Fark: The daughter who paid $10,000 to have her parents killed
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(21)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Penn State was going to honor Joe Paterno after his death, but changed their minds. Definitely not because of that whole child sex abuse scandal cover-up thing
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Mon March 24, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The same Phoenix pastor who once got a lil' visit from the Secret Service after saying he "prayed every day for the death of Obama" is now demanding that women not so much as utter an "Amen" in his Church, because the Bible
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(210)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Producers of 7 Fast 7 Furious announce they have finished filming and found a way to finish the film by respecting Paul Walker's tragic death. Naw, kidding; they're going to use body doubles, CGI, and dub his voice to make the film flow
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(58)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Doctors debate one of the thorniest issues in medical science: Dead or just Canadian?
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(14)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
House Republicans want to overturn the Antiquities Act of 1906, which provides for the establishment of protected National parks, because Obama. If successful, they also plan to beat Smokey Bear to death with a bible
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Thu March 20, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone stabbed Johnny Cash's niece just to watch her die
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(35)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Character death from each episodes of Game Thrones in posters. We're going to need more trees
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(62)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Russell Brand gives the UN a piece of what's left of his mind about drugs and their prohibition
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(40)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters 3 on track for a 2015 release despite the death of Harold Ramis, though Ivan Reitman says he's no longer willing to exploit his friend's memory
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(73)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Arizona conservationists spend $150,000 to airlift 31 bighorn sheep onto new reservation with thriving mountain lion population. Guess what happens
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(116)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Topeka Farkers keep your doggies safe, unknown person throwing bags filled with rat poison from white van into people's yards - 15 deaths reported
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Mon March 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What things do other countries warn their citizens of when they travel to the US, other than Texans, guns, and being crushed to death by a typical fat American?
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(42)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police identify man who drowned after failing to rescue a remote control boat. However, there is a new contender for dumbest death of the year and it's only March
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Sun March 16, 2014
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wayne Knight responds to false story about his death: "Does someone have to DIE to trend? Geez." Stay classy, Newman
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(42)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Fred Phelps reportedly near death. No word of plans to protest his funeral
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(564)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(Today's Zaman)
 
 
 
Erdogan is trying to start a Civil War
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(14)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics to kill off Wolverine. Wait, isn't not dying his superpower?
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(104)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin: "Russians reserve the right to protect themselves from the people they're currently stabbing to death"
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(21)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Turns out, there IS a style of yoga based on the worship of ancient demonic gods intent on death and insanity. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn....hold it...hold it....now breathe"
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(21)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cops respond to seedy motel for report of late-night gunshots, can't find anything. Are back the next morning when body is found in stairwell of seedy motel next door
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(10)
 

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