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362 headlines found matching 'death'
Tue April 25, 2017
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(Today)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt writes a touching tribute to his late wife on the 1-year anniversary of her death
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scott Baio gets caught being stupid but says it's really all Trump's fault. Scott and Donnie are so much alike, like two pea-brains in a pod
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Arkansas death row: Let's play two
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man denied lung transplant by University of Utah because he had THC traces in blood dies
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Mon April 24, 2017
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Florida man convicted of murdering former FSU mascot in fight over gumbo spices
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Erin Moran succumbed to complications from stage 4 cancer
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
When Dr. Carla Valentine isn't dissecting corpses, she runs Dead Meet (a dating website for "death professionals"). She holds someone's heart in her hands every day. And her forthcoming dissertation is called "Putting the ROT into Erotic"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Terrorist planned to kill seven random Australians a month, not realising that's nothing compared to the death rate from drop bears, platipi, and mollongogoolachucks
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sean Bean's favorite death? Orcs and arrows FTW
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Sun April 23, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Touching Erin Moran memories
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Resident complains naked statue of Archimedes casts sphere of distraction
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Death of the Icelandic language now feared as increasing use of English, voice-activated devices, computers become more wide spread. The Icelandic language 'will soon end in the Latin bin"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Seriously Odd Jobs
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Sat April 22, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Joanie beats Chachi to death
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miami city advocates ask Marlins to reconsider Jose Fernandez statue, claiming all the repeated whitewashing will be an unnecessary expense
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Fri April 21, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
The guy who sang the eternally smooth lead on Everybody Plays the Fool has died. He was also Cuba Gooding Jr's dad
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Firefighter who fell to his death was renowned heavy metal drummer who was once offered a spot in Grammy nominated metal band, Hatebreed. He had been the drummer for Internal Bleeding, which was ironically how he died
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Thu April 20, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Because Hans Delbrück's brain was unavailable
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Half a league onward, all in the Valley of Death rode the 300
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Looking at this guy's mugshot, we could have figured out the first part of the headline
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hey, Jared, I need a guy who knows about Gyna." "Let me look on Amazon - they've got everything"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And then this guy just pulls over to the side of the road and sets himself on fire
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Complex)
 
 
 
On the anniversary of Prince's death, Prince will return as the prophecy is fulfilled
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not only did Aaron Hernandez get out of jail early, his conviction will be vacated
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Another Russian journalist died after accidentally falling into a brutal beating
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mystic suggests you hold May 13th open
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans celebrate the death of Net Neutrality by knifing public libraries in the kidney and pushing them onto the "slow lane" tracks
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
What killed the shopping malls? Amazon: Don't blame us
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
It has been 22 years on April 19 since the Oklahoma City bombing. Where were you when it happened? Any additional thoughts on this wanton terrorist act?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez kills again. In related news, Belichick plans to ask for a supplemental draft pick
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Tue April 18, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
There's a new world's oldest woman, and she's also the last living subject of Queen Victoria
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Death watch alert - Golf is seriously dying. Doesn't anyone here want to play (or watch) this game?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Given the GOP's criticism of Hillary Clinton over the lax security at Benghazi, which resulted in the death of 4 Americans, you would think the first thing Trump would have done was appoint an official to oversee diplomatic security. You would think
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(US News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Death Race 2017, courtesy of Tennessee
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Lesson learned: when you see an elderly stranger with dementia wandering onto train tracks at railway crossing, don't be a hero
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(Variety)
 
 
 
662 Charlie Chaplin lookalikes tip their hats to The Tramp on his birthday
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Russian space robot is equipped to shoot guns because that's what is needed in space... for robots
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mathematician boldly goes all-in, claims that redshirts don't die most often in Star Trek
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
New study says an hour of running may add seven hours to a person's life. Unfortunately that extra time is usually spent trying to catch their breath
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Thu April 13, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember Charlie Murphy as he would want you to: By watching this supercut of all his Chappelle's Show "True Hollywood Stories"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for the 4 or 5 of you DC Farkers who still ride Metro: Things are about to get better. I mean, there'll still be delays, single-tracking, overcrowded trains, fires, smoke, and the occasional death. But, you know, better in a general way
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
A totally badass horse just attacked an alligator. Of course, it happened in Florida
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Wed April 12, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
China's Titanic theme park hits a PR iceberg. Apparently, replicating the deaths of thousands for entertainment purposes bothers some people
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Cops on lookout for driver of minivan caught on CCTV trying to play Death Race 2000 with kids on bicycles
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Normally, being a tow truck driver has a low risk of F = Gm1m2/r2 death. Normally
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
We're going into Syria
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
MTV reality star blows his brains out at 27, which does away with one pre-conceived notion you had about MTV reality stars
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Turns out space sex is even more difficult than regular sex
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Fate of the Furious' cast missing Paul Walker. If only Paul Walker could say the same about that lamp post
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Racist church shooter Dylann Roof will receive the death penalty and 9 life sentences just in case he's a cat or something
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cause of death for great white shark found, exploding oxygen cannister ruled out
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Northern California tribal leader gets death penalty for 2014 killings. That's a lot of killings
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
For whatever reason, Oregon wants to cosplay Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seman everywhere
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Seeing all the free publicity that United has been getting, Delta decides to enter the fray
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The front fell off: Australian comedian John Clarke dead, 68
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses. Evil minds that plot destruction, sorcerer of death's construction
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
From your mid-30s your quality of sleep fades, and the consequences are more serious than just yawning the next day
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Wed April 05, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Is that Frederick Douglass in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man dies from cow vigilante attack. In other news, India has cow vigilantes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And just like that, Trump's White House becomes a steel cage death match. First one to talk gets out of jail for free
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman convicted in pizza-delivery-man-neck-bomb plot dies in prison
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Tue April 04, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
The end of 3.2 beer in Utah could be decided by other states
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maybe the least surprising thing you didn't know about Prince: he traveled with a foofoo Master, who would decorate hotel rooms replete with candles, veils, a piano, and a lava lamp
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cassini orbiter's retirement plans include visiting Saturn, burning to death
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Detective cracks 5,300-year-old Iceman murder. The coldest case ever
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1975 Microsoft was founded. 2 days later they received an error message, had to boot into safe mode and got a blue screen of death
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Gender pay gap? What about the workplace death gap that nobody talks about?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man fails the "Tex-Ass Challenge." Death-by-weird-food-challenge trifecta is now in play, in what may be the most American trifecta in history
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Mon April 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The date for filing tax returns is always April 15. Except when it's not. Like this year. It's Tuesday, April 18. Huh?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
This is the face of evil. Or maybe it's the face of stupid. Either way, it's the face of someone who skipped court after sending death threats to the parent of a Sandy Hook victim
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Can a coin dropped from the Empire State Building kill you? How about a baseball? Or a ballpoint pen?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uber noticed their "independent drivers" weren't working enough hours to meet service goals. They considered paying them more, but after laughing themselves to death they hired behavioral psychologists to create ways to trick drivers into working longer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police say that race played no role in the killing of an unarmed black man and that their officers are willing to murder any civilian, regardless of their skin color
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Sun April 02, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Red Bull gives you ... immunity from prosecution
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Legal pot is ruining Denver's restaurant industry, mostly because the stoners they used to be able to work to death as line cooks and busboys for minimum wage are now pulling down $22/hr + benefits working in hothouses and dispensaries
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
China's version of CSI couldn't work out how to portray burnt corpses, so they just hired a bunch of black actors to lie in coffins
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angel of Death gets to meet himself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Increased smartphone usage" leading to distracted walkers is one of the reasons being cited for the 25 percent increase in automobile-related pedestrian deaths in recent years. So, they're justified, is what I'm hearing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Google" isn't bigger than "Jesus" yet, but it's more ubiquitous than "clever" or "death" after just two decades in English lexicon
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Drug Dealing 101: Never post illegal activities to the internet. Ever
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The fake doctor behind the "toxic tush" death pleads no contest to charges, gets ten years in prison
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservative goes on Anderson Cooper to boast Obamacare is in a death spiral, gets smacked down by Robert Reich who demands things like evidence, proof, and explanations
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Podiatrist who made 2,750 straight free throws has taken his last shot
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Liberals want you to think they are compassionate, but really, they aren't. When they spend a dollar to feed a poor person, they stole that dollar from someone else. So you see, starving to death is the same thing as taxes, so vote Republican
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know that fan theory that "Frozen," "Tangled," and "The Little Mermaid" are connected through the deaths of Elsa and Anna's parents? Here's Mandy Moore's horrified reaction to it
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Headless body found in Snake River
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For seemingly the 100th time - The human body cannot handle 27 glasses of vodka in a three hour period
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Sasha finds herself in the Saviors camp. Rick embarks on a side quest as war against Negan looms. Will Maggie and Daryl continue to bond? Find out in "Something They Need". The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM EDT on AMC
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Indie cult director Nicolas Winding Refn gets greenlight to produce reboot of 1988's "Maniac Cop" for our modern age of cops gone wild, with John Hyams of "Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning" fame.to direct
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Fri March 24, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
With the death of the Don'tCare Act, President Bannon has pledged to remember those who defied the White House. Channeling the worst of George W. Bush says we're in a "you're either with us or against us" mentality
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley will beat Skip Bayless to death on national television if he ever becomes terminally ill
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New poll sees optimism growing with age. 70-year-olds finally see retirement only 20 years away
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The dirt on DIY funerals that you've been dying to know about
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Now that the humans have conquered aging, we have all of eternity in which to try to take over the world"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge who blocked Trump's travel ban gets death threats
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Thu March 23, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson wants you to know that he is not dead
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Artie Lange is off of show due to heroin arrest. Says, don't do it kids, even though it feels amazing, it's bad and it can lead to you not being on a TV show
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Since there isn't a single black man living in his city, a Baltimore man went to NYC last week just to stab black men to death
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Nominee thinks you should die to protect your company's property, no word on if he thinks the company owes you a funeral or if they can sue your spouse for cleaning up after your corpse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The extended family has been called to Sears Holdings' deathbed, as the plug may soon be pulled
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans are now dying with an average of $62,000 of debt ... and yes, their heirs indirectly pay
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Opium-dependent parrots begin razing entire poppy plantations, stealing money to fuel the addiction, beating their wives and talking all sorts of shiat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What do you call a Russian lawyer injured in a freak bathtub hoisting accident?
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Japanese wrestling has its own Donald Trump storyline, and it is getting extremely weird (trigger warning: "Anal Explosion Death Match")
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Unfortunate dude who decided to share a beer with Dylan Roof gets two years for lying to the FBI. Sometimes hanging out with lunatics is a bad thing
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
It bears repeating: If you insist on going to an unlicensed, trans-gender person's home to receive silicone injections, don't expect medical-grade silicone to be used
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Mon March 20, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Prosecutor: I'm not going to seek the death penalty. Governor: Then you're fired. Next Prosecutor: uh, lemme think about this
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(Metro)
 
 
 
While a mortuary was evacuated for weeks due to chemical leak, several bodies disappeared from their storage bins
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Despite his death, family of Chuck Berry will still release 'Chuck,' his first album in 38 years
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Sun March 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Second woman dies at Miami clinic after getting Brazilian butt lift
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey baby, you look hot tonight. No, I mean you look very hot. Like, you're on fire. You have to stop using that paraffin-containing face cream that has been linked to fire deaths. Don't you read the internet?
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Dearborn, MI now under Shawarma Law
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
This story has everything: A porn actress, a fake doctor, a butt implant gone bad, and Fark's favorite state
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
A good roommate is someone who'll clean up after themselves, mind their own business, and at least mention your dead body to someone once you keel over and die
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexit called Britain's "greatest act of self-harm" by Bob Geldof, who promises he will become Theresa May's biggest nightmare
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Thu March 16, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Former 'Power Rangers' actor pleads guilty to killing roommate with sword
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Immigrants have 60% lower mortality rate than non-immigrants, study finds. So not only are they takin yer jerbs, they're living longer too. And probably marrying your daughter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having kids could actually help you live longer ... or maybe it will just seem longer
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Tue March 14, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
As his town is being hard hit by a wave of opioid addiction and overdose deaths, The mayor of one small town is taking his streets back-by suing the makers of OxyContin saying they knew their pills were flooding the black market and did nothing
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Mon March 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sure, Canada's cystic fibrosis patients outlive their U.S. counterparts by 10 years, but least Americans can sleep well knowing that their insurance company CEOs are being lavishly compensated for free-marketing them to death
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump unfollows his Morning Joe besties who helped get him elected. Sad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The technology from that Black Mirror episode where you can chat with a bot programmed with a dead loved one's internet data is almost here, making British PM and pigs extremely nervous
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Sun March 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ We are family, I got one less sister with me. ♫
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
CALIFORNIA IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE ... with spectacular wildflowers. Time to get in the chopper and head to Death Valley
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Military Times)
 
 
 
The buck stops at General Votel
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Robert Blake takes another shot at marriage
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Affordable Care Act was signed seven years go this month. Link shows how many people have been killed by death panels in your state since then
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Looking to spruce up that abandoned lot? How about a Future Internment Camp sign?
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(Mic)
 
 
 
I knew it. Sean Spicer is being held hostage against his will. After all, nobody could say all those ridiculous things and actually mean them
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida passes death penalty reform bill requiring juries to vote unanimously to sentence someone to death, and to ban the practice of death clowns entertaining spectators between executions. Okay, maybe that last part isn't actually in there
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Indiana coach Bobby Knight hopes that all of the former school officials he used to work with are all dead, will throw a chair at them if they are not
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Newborns are a little young to be boxing
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Doctors say brain activity has been recorded ten minutes after death. Apparently for some people better late than never
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Thu March 09, 2017
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Saturn having moons that look like death stars. New what the fark: Saturn has a moon that looks like a crashed flying saucer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When Winston Churchill quotes are translated to the modern age: "If I were your girlfriend, I'd make you drink bleach." "Honey, if I were your boyfriend, I'd drink it"
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Well this eulogy should be a little uncomfortable
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When you die, would you consider having your body frozen then crushed into dust to save the environment?
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Tue March 07, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Officials report that high rate of speed contributed to mountain biker's crash, resulting in broken wrists, shoulder blade. Wearing helmet, unfortunately, did no good against enraged grizzly bear he ran into
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Coroner confirms George Michael did not die from a Chupacabras drinking all of his blood while sitting on his chest
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump's war against immigrants and Obamacare, a lot of poor white trash in red states are going to die horrible, painful deaths from preventable illnesses
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The best gif of a star exploding with the energy of 100 million suns that you'll see all day
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
This 950-hp Ferrari-powered hot rod death wish can be yours for only $250,000
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert Osborne, host of Turner Classic Movies, enters the vault at age 84
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Who is Alex Oronov? And why, like so many others on the Trump-Putin boundary, is he suddenly dead?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Music executive Tommy Page, who helped shape careers of Michael Buble, Alanis Morissette, Josh Groban and Green Day dies of apparent suicide, presumably after realizing he shaped careers of Michael Buble, Alanis Morissette, Josh Groban and Green Day
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Sun March 05, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Rick and Michonne search for guns as Hilltop, The Kingdom, Oceanside, and their new allies whisper revolution against Negan. Will the show's best couple be the same? Find out in Say Yes, your Walking Dead Discussion Thread 9PM ET on AMC
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That story about a Japanese man crushed by his porn collection? Yeah...about that
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Chimpanzee dies at Lion Country safari. Well, maybe it died because it was in lion country
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Sat March 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents sue city of Brooklyn after a botched autopsy implicated them in their child's death
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a continuing series of wagers you should NEVER take - Betting that you can chug an entire bottle of tequila
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Indjánafjöður from Reykjavik rescued by Þorvarðardóttir, just in time for kötturdag
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Fri March 03, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tom Jones says if Elvis found out that he was dating Priscilla he'd be all shook up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Step right up, place your bets on Arkansas' eight upcoming executions taking place over the next ten days. Over under on each inmate experiencing an agonizing and painful death is five minutes
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let he that has never eaten a wildebeest cast the first stone
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones daughter: I am not going to let my dad become the Donald Trump of the NFL
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It was a heart attack - and not a nerve agent - that killed Kim Jong Nam according to DPRK envoy Kellyyang Khanwei
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(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
Even in death, Rodney Dangerfield's getting no respect
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I could use a little help with creative ideas for landscaping. Visible from air, anti trump, barely legal. 300x600 ft canvas
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Wed March 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Odd, just eight years ago a president asking for a lot of money for infrastructure projects was grounds for conservative riots, death threats, and impeachment talks
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
They say life is cheap for some, but still, beating a man to death for a buck fourteen seems a bit excessive
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a lad from Peno, who once shot a man in Reno, to watch him die, and now he fries, I have a hankering for...fish? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Backed into a corner" edition
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(Network World)
 
 
 
JFK customs agents use Monty Python-like "Bridge of Death" quiz to vet visa-holding software engineer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump uses dead soldier's widow as a prop in joint address, even though he was most likely responsible for soldier's death. Soldier's father agrees. How about a "shameless" tag on Fark?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: When being chased by police, jumping from one rooftop to another only works in the movies
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Tue February 28, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana chooses to have people find out about a loved one's death on social media, freeing up police for more important matters than notifying next of kin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
White House condemns Kansas shooting as racist, adding "wink wink, nudge nudge"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Our military's Commander in Chief just threw the troops under the bus for making him look bad. Maybe try not to die next time, losers
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Autopsy being performed to identify the exact cause of death for man who was run over by bulldozer. I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing 'bulldozer'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Secretary of Education Bel Biv DeVos says "separate but equal" was actually just a great prototype for school choice
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Woman transcends death to post selfie after surviving turbulence on flight from Chicago to San Diego
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Lord is my shepherd. OK? Totally. Big league. He is a tremendous shepherd. The best. No comparison. I know more than most people about herding sheep. And that's why I won the election in a landslide and it's why my company is doing very very well
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Professor who has taken a photo of himself every day for the past 30 years now has 11,000 pictures. Or as Kim Kardashian calls that, a pretty good weekend
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Dan Sevy, a Followers of Christ church member, said pharmaceuticals and medicine are a product from Satan. He went on to explain that pharmaceuticals are derived from the Greek word "pharmakeia," a word they say translates to witchcraft and sorcery
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When real life resembles a Harry Potter book: Scientists say an elixir made from dragon's blood could bring somebody back from the threshold of death
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Patricia Arquette upset her sister was not included in The Oscar death reel
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Dezeen)
 
 
 
A crowdfunding campaign to bring a lightning-bolt statue in memory of David Bowie to London aims to raise £1 million in 28 days
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tupac's deathmobile for sale. Bullet holes and blood stains, no extra charge
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff has no leads in theft of six light sabers. Robbery division still working case involving stolen plans for some 'Death Star'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Game over man. Game over
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Slate finally finds the bottom of the barrel
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New campaign to save England's red squirrels sees 5,000 volunteers monitoring squirrel populations, educating children about the issue and beating invasive grey squirrels to death in parks
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Allo allo, what's all this then? Dearie, this man in't dead, he's merely restin'. Look, I tell ya, he got over it, and walked off. Put it in the report: "No offences were identified"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass gorilla born at the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha. Winter was too warm for them to freeze to death this year after taking care of the snakes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I really don't remember Alan Colmes saying anything bad about Putin, do you?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Chevy minivans being recalled for simply being Chevys
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
When it comes to stopping an opposing team from making a game-winning shot at the buzzer ... Duke sucks
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Reports are surfacing that longtime Fox News commentator, Alan Colmes, has died of cancer. This is not a repeat from 2006
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ten portions of fruit and veg cut the risk of an early death but make you wish for it
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 that a TX death row inmate gets a new hearing because an "expert" at his sentencing hearing testified that he was more likely to commit future crimes because he was black. Justices Alito, and, of course, Thomas dissented
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Gamer dies mysteriously during 24-hour charity gaming session playing World of Tanks. Apparently, you can't respawn from that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lakers commit to bring back Showtime. They've promoted Magic, fired Kupchak and Buss
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Obi-Wan Kenobi didn't lie to Luke when he told him about his father's death in "Star Wars: A New Hope". He was giving religious alternative facts (spoiler alert)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shots fired at Houston's Ben Taub Hospital. Police are searching the hospital but no injuries or deaths reported
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After being missing for two months, 26-year-old man found 100 yards from his home
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Funky drummer gets even funkier
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Sun February 19, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Father Gabriel betray Rick and company to The Saviors? Will Carol and Daryl have a bittersweet reunion? Will Ezekiel ally himself with Hilltop? Find out in New Best Friends. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
WWE legend Ivan Koloff, who broke Bruno Sammartino's record 8 year reign as World Champion, dead at 74. Wrestling death trifecta now complete
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Fri February 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fake news caused China to declare war on Germany. farking CNN
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Archer Season 8 trailer doesn't care about your continuity
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Thu February 16, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet once said that the airline industry was a 'death trap' for investing into, now he buys a large stake in it
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese residents breathe a smog-filled small sigh of relief at the thought that China may lose its title as the country with the world's deadliest air. Sucks to be you India
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: You forget to plug in your phone to recharge overnight. Fark: The nursing home forgets to plug in Grandpa to recharge his heart pump overnight
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
CBC Radio personality and longtime radio host Stuart McLean has recycled his last joke
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(UPI)
 
 
 
84 years ago today, an anarchist leveled his pistol very close to the parade route of president-elect Roosevelt. Read how the quick-thinking reaction of a petite woman foiled the would-be assassin
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's White House is 'scared to death' and already hunkered down in 'survival mode': report
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel gives the last major celebrity death of 2016 a chance at resurrection
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Disney drops Youtube star for supporting the beliefs of their founder
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
As snow melts away after months of winter, backyards yield their hidden artifacts like grass, kids' toys, dog droppings, dead moose, yard tools ... Wait, what?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Have you shopped at Ikea lately? You're probably in a relationship death-trap with your SO that is spiraling out of control
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Steal a van once, shame on you. Steal it twice, shame on the dead guy in the back
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Trial starts for woman who chainsawed lover to death during sex, having apparently read a misprint of "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way"
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Sun February 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Revered manga artist Jiro Taniguchi, known worldwide for his gentle, artistic approach to a genre "sometimes seen as rooted in extreme violence and pornography", is dead at 69
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Fri February 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fired Morgan Stanley employee sues company after exposing his boss mocked the disabled in an internal video
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(KATU)
 
 
 
After 54 years Packy the elephant is no longer going to live at the Portland Zoo
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Blastr)
 
 
 
The BBC has done a docudrama on Sir Terry Pratchett called Back In Black. And, not surprisingly, the trailer for it is a bit....eerie
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MLB to experiment with starting extra innings with a runner on second base. Ty Cobb rolls over in his grave
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sure, she was driving a Hummer and stealing clothing from a donation bin, but she left something in return
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Garth Brooks celebrates Taco Tuesday birthday with his good lady wife Trisha Yearwood
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hunk of Beef dog food is the perfect last meal for puppies before dad takes them to that farm with the big yard
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Insatiable world food traveler Anthony Bourdain talks about drugs, politics, former President Obama, and his near-death experiences
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 90-year-old-plus lungfish put down due to old age. "For a fish who spent much of his time imitating a fallen log, he sparked curiosity, excitement and wonder among guests of all ages who would hear his story"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Refugees fleeing Trump at risk of frostbite as they navigate their way to Canada: "Twenty-seven men walked to Manitoba from the United States. Two lost all their fingers to frostbite in December and nearly froze to death"
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Mon February 06, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
No one has spent this long on the throne since the all-you-can-eat special at Taco Bell
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Puppet-in-Chief takes to Twitter to correct the record and let everyone know that he, not President Bannon is the one calling the shots in the White House
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett actually died in 2014, it just took his body until March 2015 to catch up
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Sat February 04, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teens these days aren't known for doing intellectual things. Case in point: snorting condoms through your nose and out your mouth
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Just Jared)
 
 
 
CNN confuses Faith Hill for Faith Evans. Are you ready for some fubar?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Japan has a word for "literally worked to death." It's "karoshi" and it happens pretty frequently
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Thu February 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A prominent Russian opposition activist has been hospitalized with sudden organ failure, two years after he almost died of suspected poisoning. Nothing to see here, move along comrade
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith's daughter 10 years after her mother's death is living a normal life in Kentucky, going to 5th grade, singing, dancing and learning to play the violin. Basically she's fairly unremarkable
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Y'ever have one of those days where you feel like crashing your truck into your old workplace, beating up your ex-boss, then keeling over?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider destroying weasel carcass goes on display in the Netherlands' Dead Animal Tales exhibit at the Natural History Museum. No word yet when the Fark server destroying squirrel will be added
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Attention nerds: Farker Phil Plait is moving his Bad Astronomy blog from Slate to SyFy Wire. Adjust your bookmarks accordingly
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Batman is the real monster: He routinely beats the mentally ill, circumvents the law, and eats hamburgers with a knife and fork
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nun gets death threats after suggesting the Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin after all and had sex with Joseph
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Day 11: Trump didn't actually kill anyone's Grandma
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democracy and Trump cannot coexist; one will have to go if the other wants to survive
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The time Charles Barkley missed an NBA game because he got body lotion in his eye at a Eric Clapton concert
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
We're down to the Final Two, and Trump is ready to announce his Supreme Court nominee, as Merrick Garland and the rest of us watch. Tribal Council at the White House to begin at 8 PM EST
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Even after death, Prince brings 'Pussy Control' to the internet
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Leopold the cat vs. tiny drone in apartment match to the death
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Family members searching for the body of a murdered 21-year-old woman dig up a site suspected to be her grave and find a man's body. This is not a repeat from last week, when they dug up another site suspected to be her grave and found another man
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
*beeeyerrrrooooooo wak wak*
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man sneaks into zoo to avoid paying entrance fee. His egress happened to be the tiger enclosure, and now someone will have to pay for his funeral
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When garden parties go bad. Six German teens died from possible carbon monoxide poisoning while partying in a garden shed
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Narrative.ly)
 
 
 
It's 10pm: Do you know where your husband's sperm is?
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Assisted dying in Europe running into technical problems, like what to do when the elderly woman whose turn it is keeps screaming that she doesn't want to die and has to be pinned down by several people so she can be forced to have a dignified death
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Despite reports of multiple deaths, a Scientologist-run drug rehab facility continues to operate due to loopholes in Oklahoma
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Liza Minnelli digs up mother Judy Garland's remains and has them moved 3,000 miles from New York to Hollywood celebrity cemetery, 48 years after her death
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is still abs-olutely insane
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Thu January 26, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who saw someone drowning and did not lend a hand sentenced to five-and-a-half years in prison, lifetime of having Phil Collins sung at him
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
"Ain't But One Way Out" - RIP Butch Trucks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Official Death Valley National Park feed now rogue, posting about Japanese internment camps. This is in addition to resistance from Badlands and @AltNatParkSer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prince executed in Kuwait. Proving he had to get far away from Paisley Park to make his overdose death seem legit
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Could be seaweed, could be photoshop, could be actual suck my dick shark-y goodness. You be the judge
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Students in caffeine study accidentally given doses equivalent to 300 cups of coffee instead of three, singlehandedly double what scientists now consider the lethal dose of caffeine and they haven't slept since
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Wait, the trench run in Star Wars wasn't along the Death Star's equator?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your son has committed suicide, so what is more traumatic than getting an automated call from his school informing you he has been absent? A second automated call on the day of his viewing
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Some Saxy Guy)
 
 
 
The rise, fall, and lonely death of Benny Hill. I just don't feel like Yakety Sax right now
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Unexpected new use for virtual reality headsets: Overcoming your fear of dying
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
WorldStar. WorldStar. WorldStar
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Paris Jackson, who has grown into the spitting image of her father, reveals that since his death she's tried to commit suicide "multiple times" and that she absolutely believes her father was "murdered" by his managers
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Thoughtful analysis of "American carnage," including mention of author tears from statistics. I'm almost speechless
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has her own Secret Service detail because she says thanks to the liberal media, she's started receiving death threats. Or maybe she started receiving fashion advice; either way, we're paying for her protection
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(Metro)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, transgender children will be allowed to join Rainbows, Brownies and Girl Guides breaking 107 years of tradition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After 30 years on the air, ESPN has cancelled 'The Sports Reporters', much to the dismay of the person who watches it
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
What's the difference between lifetime caps and death panels?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Two gored to death in Indian bull-taming festival. Bull may not be tame yet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Early deaths from obesity are saving Britain's health service £4 billion a year: "The net cost of obesity is therefore less than £2.5 billion. This works out less than half the most commonly cited estimates"
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Cubs won the World Series, Trump is President of the United States, and it's snowing in the Sahara. What form do you think the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse will take? Difficulty: No Gozer the Gozerian
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Fri January 20, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Grandmother of teenager shot dead by authorities dies
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Thu January 19, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bob Morton buys it for a dollar
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who killed Seattle Police Officer found mysteriously dead in prison. Well, there's probably not a big mystery here
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Harry Dean Stanton gets surprise prison term in repo gone wrong. Emilio Estevez reportedly nervous
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
States pursue "constitutional carry" bill allowing citizens to buy and carry guns with no permit. Because the 2nd Amendment thirsts for more blood
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Zebra found dead and skinned near Hearst Castle. In other news, there are zebras roaming around near Hearst Castle
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish advertising company embarrassed to find out the phrase "White Power" has unfortunate connotations in English. Huh, there goes my plan for "Death to America" brand oversized coffins
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Gordon has to deal with Mario's death, Riddler et. al. has to deal with Penguin's betrayal, Selina has to deal with her mom, and Jerome has to deal with Heath Ledger comparisons. Second half of "Gotham: Mad City" premieres tonight, 8 PM EST on FOX
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
People are now abusing opioids prescribed to pets. Your dog still wants steak
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Green Day gives Trump a good musical arse-kicking. Trump tweets, Green Day are the worst retro-punk act ever. They were never good. The Ramones were much better. Billie Joe is annoying
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Eskimos have 17 different words for snow, Eritreans none. Which makes it surprising that an refugee agency would resettle Eritreans in Missoula, Montana, of all places
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Superdead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mike Oldfield is back with more Tubular Bells and a new outlook on life having survived death and a feud with Richard Branson. Unfortunately, still unable to come up with new music that isn't Tubular Bells
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Don't worry about security at the inauguration. The motorcycle gangs have it covered
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
William Peter Blatty, author of The Exorcist, dies age 89, leaving fans' heads spinning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Does it still count as a Samurai death if you're killed with your own sword by a guy who started with a wrench?
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
You may win a coinflip against Death, but eventually, Death's going to catch you
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Thu January 12, 2017
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Golden retriever saves owner from freezing to death after he slipped and broke his neck on New Year's Eve. Your dog gets a lifetime of steak
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
SCTV and SNL alumnus Tony Rosato lets 2017 get the last laugh
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
If there is an orange in a movie or TV show this author is going to claim that it was an Easter Egg that foretold of the death of a popular character
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the Revival revive their tag title reign? Will Dragon Azteca survive a death match against Matanza? Will Paige wrestle again? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network and the mid-season finale of Lucha Underground on El Rey
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Science says it is actually totally OK if your New Year's resolution to work out daily only lasted 3 days
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(CBC)
 
 
 
2016 Father Of The Year, recently convicted of causing son's death by eschewing medicine for garlic and horseradish, is back on the speaking circuit shilling more "natural" cures
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Attack on Titan editor arrested for attack on wife
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The death of gerrymandering, and the return of democracy
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dylann Roof receives death penalty, or the more fashionable term, "alt-life"
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(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
MS: BSOD is DOA. GSOD is the new BSOD, K?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dying Diplomat Syndrome strikes Russia again, this time in Greece
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Frank Grillo says Crossbones is going to stay dead
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(Aleteia)
 
 
 
Single-payer health care in Canada is so bad that senior citizens are having 'Don't euthanize me' tattoos done
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists say a new blood test can predict how long a person will live. Especially when they write on the medical form that they live in Detroit, Chicago or New Orleans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe Biden you used to be cool. It's NOT so cool telling fellow Democrats to give in and hold hearings for a Trump Supreme Court nominee
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Remember the "Death Panels" the Republicans were warning everyone about with ACA? Turns out, they were right; except the Death Panels are Mitch McConnell's idea
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Sun January 08, 2017
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Bad: Get shot on the street. Good: Neighbor reaches scene in moments. Louisiana: Prays over you instead of rendering aid
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(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Rogue One is #1 again with $23.6 million. Sing retains its hold on #2 with $22.7 million, Hidden Figures a solid #3 with $21.4 million. Underworld: Blood Wars is lifeless at #4 with $13.4 million, La La Land la la languishing at #5 with $10 million
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Sat January 07, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Woman wanted by police on forgery charges is the subject of a fake obituary sent to a local newspaper. That trick never works
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charles Manson back in prison, says he's glad to be out of Bakersfield
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Someone edited blood into the slapstick humor of "Home Alone" to make it a horror movie
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
New documentary says David Bowie had no idea he was dying when he was recording Blackstar, and saying otherwise is just overstated narrative
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Whale that killed three people will now have to answer for his deeds in the afterlife
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sentient ball of makeup and putty Ryan Seacrest weighs in on 2016's last major celebrity death
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Thu January 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just how long humans would last in a zombie apocalypse? Not long at all
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I'm appalled and embarrassed," Ana Navarro says of Donald Trump's decision to ally himself with Julian Assange and completely ignore the CIA and things like evidence and proof
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Authorities say the cause of death of a parkour runner involved in a "train accident" is "not yet known." I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was "getting his ass run over by a farking train"
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
The first 5 Farkers to photoshop Wil Wheaton on the Death Star gets a month free of TF. Difficulty: make me rage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen bombs geography question during TV game show, receives Huff of Annoyance, Eye Roll of Disgust, Stare of Death from her teammate
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
2016 actually WAS the worst year for celebrities dying. Here comes the data science
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Four children killed in pesticide horror" Well that's a little strong. I mean, I get that kids may not be your thing, but they're hardly pests
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Mon January 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Boston Marathon bomber gets the finest federal defenders for the death penalty phase of his trial; meanwhile, your black neighbor being railroaded for a crime he didn't commit is being represented by Lionel Hutz' passed-out-drunk cousin
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(News24)
 
 
 
The prophet 'TB Joshua', renowned for predicting death of Michael Jackson, Paris ISIS attacks, disappearance of MH370, and narrow victory for Hillary Clinton, prophesies doom for Nigeria in 2017
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Sun January 01, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stop being a drama queen about celebrity deaths
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The rolling morgue of 2016 is done and dusted. Who do you think was the biggest loss?
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Sat December 31, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Another whale has arrived in the East River, presumably to avenge the death of its cetacean counterpart
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Too dumb to not use FaceTime while driving, resulting in the death of your 5-year-old daughter? It's Apple's fault so sue their pants off
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Inherit a fortune, Yioda will
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's death will trigger the biggest personal accident insurance claim in history for Disney
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(Kera News)
 
 
 
Just in time for the "do your due diligence" presidency: Blue Bell requests easing of bacterial testing following deaths due to Listeria contaminated ice cream 2 years ago
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
While we all mourn the celebrity deaths of 2016, it's important to also note who didn't die: Bob Barker, George H.W. Bush, and Hugh Hefner
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flight simulator decides "Inflight fire onboard" scenario isn't real enough, installs actual fire upgrade
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Thu December 29, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
CEO of Japanese advertising agency steps down after finding out about overworked employee's suicide. In America, a CEO would just light a cigar and laugh
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's not often I agree with Charlie Sheen, but I gotta go with him on this one
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tapestry expert to visit NYC to verify possible Henry VIII tapestry, rescue elderly father
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The other guy from WHAM says that reissue of Careless Whisper is "not an appropriate tribute" to George Michael
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After kicking your buddy's ass to death for stealing your bong, maybe you should check for a pulse before posting his bleeding, lifeless body on Snapchat
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
That awkward moment after you push the button but you don't blow up
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