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334 headlines found matching 'death'
Wed February 21, 2018
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(Creative Loafing Charlotte)
 
 
 
While the world reflects upon the death of Billy Graham let's remember he thought homosexuality to be a "a sinister form of perversion" and that the nation's media was "totally dominated by the Jews"
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Tue February 20, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Years after appearing on Dr. Phil, parents of dismembered 13-year-old daughter charged with her murder. Detectives were suspicious when they claimed they just wanted to put the pieces back together and move on
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
It's a farking Time Lord
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Professing your love by carving something into a tree. New hotness: Professing your love by carving something into a dead whale's carcass
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Professing your love by carving something into a tree. New hotness: Professing your love by carving something into a dead whale's carcass
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Yeah, it's all fun and games until ICE starts spying on white people
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone death hoax unleashes the worst thing ever to happen to the internet. And what is the worst thing ever to happen to the internet? You guessed it - Frank Stallone
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The seven worst character resurrections in television history. Relax, Rose Tyler is on the list
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Mon February 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
School shooter offers to plead guilty to avoid the death penalty and spare the community a trial that will bring up more horrifying details of his mass shooting. What a nice gesture
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Booze is now once again good for you. Drew now declared immortal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gun control doesn't work, except when it does like in CT where there has been a sharp decline in gun deaths after enacting tough gun laws after the Sandy Hook massacre
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lol, no
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Polish Prime Minster did not mean that it was only Jews who collorabarated in running Nazi death camps, he just wanted to spark a debate about crimes committed against Jews, yeah that's the ticket
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dog food makers use special ingredient to bring Fido closer to the youth in Asia
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dog food makers use special ingredient to bring Fido closer to the youth in Asia
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Poster for the upcoming comedy The Death of Stalin drops Jeffrey Tambor
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Sat February 17, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
School District will not comment on student's suicide that they can't say was suicide other than to say that suicide was definitely not the result of bullying
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Fri February 16, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man unlawfully takes father's dead body from French Canadian hospital for proper burial, weekend at béarnaise
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man unlawfully takes father's dead body from French Canadian hospital for proper burial, weekend at béarnaise
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man and his dog succumb to the old "Bengal tiger trap in the park" trick
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man and his dog succumb to the old "Bengal tiger trap in the park" trick
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't overload the dumpster at your home that you asked for and try to skip out on the bill ...for you WILL be dumped on
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Teen arrested for posting "I could beat that number" in reference to the Florida school shooting death toll
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a classic case of American exceptionalism, 70 years after Charles Cohen escaped death by hiding in a closet to escape one of the first mass murders in the U.S., his granddaughter hides in a closet to escape a mass murderer and survives. Freedumb
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: It's much too soon to try to politicize this horrible tragedy that the Obama Administration failed to prevent
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(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Mastermind murderer texts detective instead of girlfriend about wife's murder. Guess which state. Go on, you'll never guess
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Nestle's disappointing 2017 opens up high-end sell off - L'O'realy?
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Thirteen women who loved Deadpool
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
So how close have you come to dying? And how many times?
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Wed February 14, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
In a bid to demonstrate just how progressive they can be, Alabama legislature working to make nitrogen hypoxia an alternative for death penalty proponents
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Family-focused American woman gets death threats from terrorist cells that are allowed to exist largely unchecked by federal and local authorities
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iranian authorities dispute claims that suicide of academic in Tehran prison was 'mysterious,' claim it's perfectly normal for prisoners to sometimes fall down elevator shafts onto bullets
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iranian authorities dispute claims that suicide of academic in Tehran prison was 'mysterious,' claim it's perfectly normal for prisoners to sometimes fall down elevator shafts onto bullets
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Roy Halladay's death was more John Heard than John Denver
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Tue February 13, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Malcolm X's letter about Malcolm X's ex is up for sale. It'll cost Xtra because it's X-rated
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Well, that's awkward.....General Mattis admits that he has no evidence that Assad used chemical weapons
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Blood-covered" man jumps from second-story window, lands on car, goes on "rampage". Finishes up with a rousing "Ta-DAAHHHH"
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A bunch of lions leave a message for poachers, narco-kingpin style
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Medium)
 
 
 
Do you bounce back, or keep on keepin on? Resilience is more than just shinin shiat on, it's also about moving forward, and putting one step in front of the other
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
...why the long face, Sarah?
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Candlelight vigil is held in Minneapolis neighborhood after A) tragic death of local hero B) hate crimes were committed C) beloved Arby's sign removed after restaurant goes out of business
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
"Psycho" and "Spartacus" film actor John Gavin does his Imitation Of Death
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"A little girl went home to her mum and said 'we saw people humping at school today, it was really funny'"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Logan Paul, last month: I have have truly learned from my mistakes. Logan Paul, this month: Uploads comeback video of him tasering dead rats
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland is using hawks to get rid of the city's crow population. And if Portland becomes infested with hawks, they'll send in Chinese needle snakes to eat the hawks, followed by snake-eating gorillas, which will freeze to death when winter comes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There was no "attack" on the border patrol agent whose death Trump used to justify the wall
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police now say Robert Wagner's story about Natalie Wood's death 'doesn't add up'. Apparently the math on a statement from an 87 year old about something that happened 37 years ago will never balance out correctly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I work in the health care field. I am divorced now and my wife is the custodial guardian of our 15-year-old son, who wants a flu shot. She is an anti-vaxxer and dead set against it. Is there any legal recourse to stop her insanity?
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth responds to Cadet Bone Spurs' "treason" comments. Always dangerous to try and poke a wounded, decorated war veteran
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Golfer receiving death threats because she A: Bets on tournaments? B: Cheats? Or C: Has amazing cleavage?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Lauren Cohen may shamble away from The Walking Dead after season eight as she's yet to ink a new contract
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
You can call him Al-most retired
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Inventor of Snoo unveils new product, a sort of "New Snoo". Amazon to offer New Snoo. Parents, don't leave your baby unattended to prevent death by New Snoo
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
You might not believe this, but seagulls are really a raging bunch of assholes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
News: Man drinks 25 cans of Monster and Red Bull. More news: He suffers a brain hemorrhage. Fark: He demands that all energy drinks be banned
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For the first time, Bindi Irwin posts emotional last message from her father. That's got to sting
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Audiences took another bungle in the jungle as Jumanji II is #1 with $11 million, The Maze Runner: Death Cure #2 with $10 million. Winchester misfires at #3 with $8.6 million, The Post stuck at #6 with $5 million, The Shape of Water floundering at #9
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(Terre Haute Tribune Star)
 
 
 
Man files federal lawsuit claiming his right to free speech was violated after State Trooper gives him a ticket because he gave him the finger. Taunting the dynamite monkey is a bold move Cotton, let's see if it works
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Millennials have spoken: "It's like the Cadillac. It's not your idea of cool." And thus rang the death knell for the once vaunted Harley-Davidson brand
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Sat February 03, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you know someone who lost his head during the last decade or so the police would like a word
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough confirms Trump is terrified and scared of Mueller
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
AI and machine learning have progressed to the point where they can be used in recruiting, presumably by forcing candidates to fight the Frieza-looking robot in the article's photo to the death
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
MAN DIES WHILE HIKING ON ECHO CANYON TRAIL WITH FAMILY... Man dies while hiking on Echo Canyon Trail with family... ᴹᵃᶰ ᵈᶦᵉˢ ʷʰᶦᶫᵉ ʰᶦᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵒᶰ ᴱᶜʰᵒ ᶜᵃᶰʸᵒᶰ ᵀʳᵃᶦᶫ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᶠᵃᵐᶦᶫʸ
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother and Ex-husband of Jim Carrey's late ex-girlfriend: So, that Wrongful Death Suit we filed against Jim Carrey saying he was responsible for her OD? Yeah never mind, our bad
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
'Stupid, arrogant' cyclist (I know, redundant) shouts at train driver after he ignores barriers to stop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Don't you go dyin' on me"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Musician killed himself because: A) He lost his job. B). People threw tomatoes at him. C) Because he could hear his eyeballs moving in his head
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Musician killed himself because: A) He lost his job. B). People threw tomatoes at him. C) Because he could hear his eyeballs moving in his head
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's no good, I can't maneuver. Stay on target. It's too soon to release the memo. Stay on target. .... [death scream]
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In China, many women are reluctant to be bridesmaids for their friends because they are required to drink on behalf of the bride, sometimes fatally
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Filed under Fine Police Work, investigators finally name Robert Wagner as a person of interest in the drowning death of Natalie Wood - 36 years later
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I guess we know which one's the evil twin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I guess we know which one's the evil twin
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Wed January 31, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to go, "Death by zebra crashing into your Land Rover" has to be pretty rare
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting ripped at work by your boss. Worse: Getting ripped at work by your tire shredder
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Doc sends coroner to pronounce breathing, moving patient dead. Coroner refuses, tells doc to see patient again. Doc says to keep waiting and he'll stop breathing. Patient eventually dies. See? See?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hamas co-founder declared winner of No Lackin' Challenge
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hamas co-founder declared winner of No Lackin' Challenge
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's latest strategy confirms the death of the American middle class as we know it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Preacher : "Gays should be stoned to death. Now excuse me while I go to Jamacia." Jamacia : "Not so fast, mon, no stonin' for you"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Former "Glee" star facing prison over child porn dies of apparent suicide. He really shoulda been on a different TV show
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trumpers/Fox News Viewers are very concerned Trump won't call for the death of all those that stand in their way
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressman Schiff receiving death threats because nothing matters anymore
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What does it mean when you dream about somebody?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Amazon Go is great. Great at wrapping every single item for sale in a death shroud of plastic
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The no-win situation and the cause of all life? Star Trek: Discovery has opinions about them, but do they hold up to science?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you live in Toronto and you've had landscaping done by this guy, those large decorative planters on your patio probably contain a dismembered body
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Our research demonstrates that naked mole rats ... show little to no signs of ageing" says researcher who hasn't considered what a naked mole rat looks like
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Our research demonstrates that naked mole rats ... show little to no signs of ageing" says researcher who hasn't considered what a naked mole rat looks like
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to have their funeral before they died?
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Sun January 28, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"I'm going to keep correcting people, sometimes harshly, on the disparity between conservativism and Trumpism" says the guy who gets death threats and carries a gun
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you don't cheer for the Patriots next Sunday, you will eat yourself to death on Monday
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The last of the major teen book franchises, Maze Runner: Death Cure is #1 with $23 million, knocking Jumanji II to #2 with $15.8 million. The Shape of Water treads at #8 with $5.7 million, the terrifying Paddington 2 dropping to #9 with $5.5 million
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Sat January 27, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Owner of SUV involved in hit-and-run death of bicyclist says she sold it to some "Mexican or Somali" guy she couldn't understand for $3,000 4 days before fatal incident. Fark: She had $5,000 lien on SUV, and those pesky texts and security cameras
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Fri January 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tan muerto
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Boy falls from treehouse onto six-inch screw, cheats death by one millimeter. With X-ray film goodness. Bonus: Link submitted by an X-ray tech, who will be available throughout the day to answer all of your radiological questions
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Thu January 25, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Joel Taylor, 38, the man who risked death chasing thunderstorms and laughing at tornados dies.....on a cruise?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 'kayak killer' who killed her fiancé by pulling the plug on his kayak is now trying to win half of his life insurance policy despite being convicted for his death. Lady has some huge cojones
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(I Heart Radio)
 
Boobies
 
Woman getting death threats for crowdfunding her breast reduction surgery
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the 20 craziest celebrity rumors of all-time, ranging from being a child star to choking on a ham sandwich
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Wed January 24, 2018
(The Eagle)
 
 
 
Not news: Family buys obituary that appeared in the local newspaper detailing the life of Big Mama. Fark: Big Mama was a pet chicken
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tired of all this moon and Mars talk? Want to live in a balloon on Venus? Become a settler on Europa? Have a death wish that you hope to one day fulfill?
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
When coming home drunk to find an intruder, do everyone involved a favor and check the address again before you strangle him to death
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I just stumbled across this dead body so I thought, "Why not just take the head?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Actor who played sinister purple nightmare Tinky Winky has died
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Mon January 22, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The strange case of the Florida expat who became an Alabama stay-at-home mom running a subscription-only adult website. (w/SFW pics)
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Today's the 10th anniversary of Heath Ledger's death
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Questions over Dolores O'Riordan's cause of death will linger until April
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
32% of atheists believe in life after death, lying to pollsters
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Ohio convict who survived lethal injection now pushing for death by firing squad
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Educate an Englishman: Does the President of the USA (e.g. predisent D2S) *have* to travel everywhere with Secret Service protection?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Abby someone
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Kinks bassist Jim Rodford finally tells death 'You Really Got Me'
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ten years ago today, science teacher Mr. White consulted his pupil Jesse about this "meth" phenomenon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What's the deadliest job in America? A) Logger B) Roofer C) Airplane pilot D) Porn Star
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Entire James Bond filmography shaken, not stirred, into a single film, pitting each version of Bond against each other in a fight to the death
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
UK appoints Minister of Loneliness, which raises the question: what's their Fark handle?
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Florida has a new high-speed rail line called Brightline that just started service. So far, four people have been struck and killed by the train. Death Row Rails?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Russian urban climber found dead and turned unto failcicle on side of building (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
George Harrison tribute concert gets massive vinyl reissue
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Wed January 17, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Science panel backs lowering drunken driving threshold from .08 to .05 to prevent some of the 10,000 drunk driving related deaths per year. A polite way of saying "Keep your drunk a$$ home"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russians laugh at Americans and their "cold" weather
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Fake buttocks injection doctor's reign of terror comes to an end in prison
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Glenn Frey's widow refuses to take it easy, files wrongful death lawsuit against hospital and physician that treated him
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Amarillo Globe-News)
 
 
 
Pointing a BB-gun at someone while robbing a pizza joint in Texas goes as expected
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Sure, he abandoned his girlfriend to die after crashing their car into an icy river - but at least he asked bystanders to help her before he ran off
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: Don't steal cars. But if you do steal a car and there is a dead guy in the front seat, either ditch the body or steal a different car before driving through a police checkpoint
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 to report armed gunmen, but when police find him bloody and dead woman wrapped in plastic, they decide his claim was cheap and easy to see through
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Black Death plague that killed an estimated 75 to 200 million people in Europe was spread by dirty humans, not by dirty rats
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Palladium-Item)
 
 
 
You think that drunk driving is a modern problem?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leader of the white supremacist gang Public Enemy No 1 shanked in a CA prison, probably by members of the affiliated Aryan Brotherhood who...wait there was a gang whose initials were PEN1??
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Tired of being in Florida Man's Shadow, Florida Woman shows stupidity to be the great equalizer
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Scientists are now using Hubble to determine if a planet that was discovered orbiting a star 1213 parsecs away is about to be destroyed by a Death Star
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor and Richard Branson in shirtless bare-knuckle death fight (pics & video) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Youtube punishes star over suicide video. A little late, dontcha think?
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Thu January 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Interfaith dialogue is a part of a war, it's a silent part, it's a part of a way of taking away the Christian fabric of our nation," according to some guy who apparently is afraid of Muslins
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Missing woman found decomposing in mall food court. We can assume everyone just thought the smell was coming from Sbarro
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, worst places to die includes inside burning house while being eaten alive by piranha fish in St. Petersburg
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Wed January 10, 2018
(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
Montecito death toll now at 15. Is it too soon yet to talk about mud control?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tila Tequila claims responsibility for Nova fade out (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
2017 lightning deaths hit all-time record low in US thanks to actions taken by President Trump to attract all lightning strikes to himself
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles swatting suspect about to be swatted with warrant from Calgary. (Hero tag is for Calgary police who talked to their swatting target and didn't shoot anybody)
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Mon January 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's waking from a bad dream and there's waking to find the nightmare is just starting
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(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
If the 2018 Death Pool is a big pot suspended over burning sticks, this may be worrisome
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat. "OK, I'll kill my mother"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There are so many hookers in Thailand, they are *literally* falling from the sky (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just a few of the ways scientists are trying to beat death. And in no way does this article remind subby of Viktor Frankenstein
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Cooper the Chihuahua dies in the land of plenty ... of death, dies a big hero after saving family from highly venomous brown snake
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
WH staff: do not help Donald with his presentations you will be breaking the law
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's so cold and unforgiving in Chicago even the rats are dying
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Religious leader is arrested in Iraq and faces possible death sentence
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ray Thomas no longer breathing deep the gathering gloom
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
While the East Coast and Midwest are freezing their tuchuses off, Californians are facing medicine shortages, packed emergency rooms, and a rising death toll ... because of the flu
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man walks dog ... for 6,200 miles
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dogecoin surpasses $1 billion market cap. Wow. So crypto. Much money
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Fri January 05, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Chants of "Death to Hezbollah" are becoming increasingly widespread in A) Alabama, B) Tel Aviv, or C) Tehran
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The House of Martok mourns today
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Probably a better idea than D20s full of nitroglycerine, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to retro game Death Gate which just got released on GOG. What have you been playing this week? They Are Billions? Stellaris? Tell us inside
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Thu January 04, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
Video
 
The day Santa shot up your car was the most important day of your life. But for onlookers it was just Christmas
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
R.I.P. Hollywood Jesus ...may you rise again on Hollywood Boulevard
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(Herald.co.zw)
 
 
 
"Jesus: Greatest lawyer for mankind" See how far you can get through this word salad
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
When children's TV featured death, mutilation and inter-species prejudice on a weekly basis
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Robin Hood is being updated again for modern times. Based on the images, he's robbing the Death Star plans from the rich and giving them to the Bothans
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance, she'd kill you, and everyone you cared about
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Wed January 03, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"I trust you"
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
New trailer for 'Death Wish' has Bruce Willis handling big guns and dying hard
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Mon January 01, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News mourns the "death" of investigative journalism because too many important people got taken down via sexual assault claims this year
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Iran's president says Trump is an "enemy of the Iranian people from the top of his head to his very toes"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pope laments 2017 with wars, injustice, rich guys stealing all the money, etcetera
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Death cult celebrates first year as chief Trump propagandists
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Sun December 31, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ranking all the dead characters on Game of Thrones HODOR DAMMIT HODOR
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Protests turn violent in Iran, resulting in two deaths. No word when Trump will remind us there are good people on both sides
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bride battling breast cancer says 'I do' 18 hours before her death
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Sat December 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gamer whose "swatting" call led to an innocent man's death arrested in Los Angeles where he "had been living at a transitional recovery center." Hopefully he'll get to spend many years in a transitional recovery cell block
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's as if a handful of brain cells cried out in derp and just would not shut up
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(The Baffler)
 
 
 
Music's business model changed at over 90 miles an hour, whether alternative or mainstream. He was found in the wreck of an Old '97, bankrupted to death by the streams
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Fri December 29, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's really cold outside. How cold is it? A dog froze to death. Some sharks died. And a man at a bus stop froze to death
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(AP News)
 
 
 
RIP is for Sue Grafton
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man rigs his door to electrocute his pregnant wife and changes his Facebook status to "widowed" before anything happens to her. Shockingly, his cunning plan fails
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Kelly Marie Tran (the Asian maintenance worker in Star Wars: The Last Jedi) gets death threats from alt right trolls, because of course she does
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Eleven television shows in danger of cancellation
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
For those of you with Lindsay Lohan in your late 2017 or early 2018 Death Pool, the time to place your bets is over
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Damn Oompa Loompas
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
He was sentenced to death in twelve star systems, but in the end he died of natural causes. RIP, Alfie Curtis
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wild, wild horses are dragging away the west
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
While you lord over gifts delivered via Amazon this holiday, remember the homeless nomads who sorted, packed, and shipped your goodies. If it weren't for these nomadic workers, you may have had a joyless Christmas this year
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Mon December 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫ So long. Farewell ♫
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Not news: Arctic chill wreaking late December havoc. FARK: India
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
First trailer for "Chappaquiddick." Spoiler: The girl drowns
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
It's gotten to where a Muslim can't even celebrate Christmas without receiving death threats. From other Muslims
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Women used to be much, much hotter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
100-year-old barmaid reveals her secret to long life, and yes, it includes alcohol
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Someone is jealous of all the attention Roy Moore got
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The only thing worse than the content of this "presidential" tweet are the responses by a Russian bot
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Years from now, when your grandchildren ask where you were when the first person died in a virtual reality-related accident, you can tell them you were reading the Fark Geek tab in your underwear
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Thu December 21, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US life expectancy declines for the second year in a row. Creator of deep fried opiods mystified
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman shoots neighbor's dog who then rushed the dog to the vet, who was also the neighbor who allegedly shot her dog. There's a complicated riddle in there somewhere
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Wed December 20, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Knicks' Enes Kanter faces a 4-year prison sentence in Turkey for insulting the President. If that law existed in America, Greg Popovich might have faced the death penalty
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Tue December 19, 2017
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
A hotel charges a woman $350 after she posts a negative review online
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian death panel decides to ruin Christmas
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
If you have a few minutes, try solving the greatest scientific mysteries of 2017
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You think Uber has issues in the US
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nevada wants a quick review of the execution drugs scheduled to be used on death row inmate--seems they're about to expire. Maybe we could test it on some hipsters; they love old stuff
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
K-pop singer Kim Jong-hyun dead at 27. Close, God, but you need to double-check your spelling on those smiting orders
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Conceal-carry permit holder murders man in Target parking lot
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Over 40,000 (and counting) fans sign petition to kill off Walking Dead showrunner Scott Gimple (Season 8 spoilers in article)
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Sun December 17, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Authorities investigating death of Canadians worth $3.7 billion or about $19.95 in U.S. money
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Manson's entire estate of Swastika carving knives and Terry Melcher voodoo dolls has been left to a prison pen pal
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Sat December 16, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What is killing our porn stars? Fans demand action
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Visitors are advised not to stand downwind
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Spinal Tap needs a new drummer
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(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Strong quake hits Java - deaths, collapsed buildings, tsunami warning
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Shoeless suspect asks for the death penalty after calling 911 and demanding entry to the building because he left his probation papers behind. And some condoms
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Death receptors" - New markers discovered for type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease or best new band name this holiday season?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians minor league employee dies of cardiac arrest after having to watch the Packers-Browns game Sunday
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
According to study, more motorists die on a full moon, which is no surprise since it's very hard to drive and expose your bare arse at the same time
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Here, take all my money for "The Holy Méme Bible" ... I'll need a brazillion of them just to give out as presents for the holidays
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Mon December 11, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
China announces plans to recreate Shakespeare's birthplace of Stratford-upon-Avon. Next: will announce plans to recreate Charles Dickens' birthplace, Walt Whitman's birthplace, Stephanie Meyer's birthplace
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sorrowful Andrew Ridgeley wants your help in getting Last Christmas to #1. "George was passionate about getting his songs to No 1, which is why it is important to me now that the anniversary of his death be marked by an accolade of this kind"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
(Spoiler) explains (spoiler)'s death was really real. "Leaving Walking Dead wasn't my decision" (spoiler). Super spoiler warning: don't even mouse-over the link to TFA if you don't like spoilers. SPOILERS
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Sun December 10, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
50 years ago, Dec. 10, 1967, the great Otis Redding dies in a plane crash, making "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" history's first posthumous #1 hit and the biggest song of Redding's career
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you think the wildfires in southern California are bad now, just wait until next year. And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that
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Sat December 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
California avocado crop destroyed, millennials forced to buy extra lattes to stay broke
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gass has passed
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Another day, another story about Artie Lange being at death's door
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A body bag was filmed falling out of the boot of a hearse at a busy junction in New Zealand. Authorities stated that some heads are gonna roll
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
California medical examiners resign in protest over sheriff's pressuring them to change causes of death in cases involving police officers
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns crunch the numbers and fire GM Sashi Brown. Surely, this will turn things around
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Decider)
 
 
 
Porn star August Ames dead at 23, possibly by her own hand
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man who shot and killed ex-girlfriend with gun he was barred from possessing won't be charged with any crimes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Clinton Portis and his Washington Redskins teammates used to do shots of Hennessy before games with Santana Moss and the late Sean Taylor
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative economist Stephen Moore claims GOP tax overhaul is "death to Democrats". Looks like he misspelled "United States"
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Rochester Post Bulletin)
 
Boobies
 
In the 1980s, breast cancer killed white and black women at the same rate. When detection technology got better, only the rate for white women improved. Here's how the ta-tas got even
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Yes, the Senate GOP tax bill would cause 'thousands' to die"
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Adam Driver wants you to believe he almost turned down "Star Wars", goes full 'Clerks' on The Death Star; "Isn't that also an act of terrorism against the hundreds of thousands of people who died there? Did they not have families?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The evolution of data leaks: It's easier to fool people than technology
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Fri December 01, 2017
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Idiots vow to #BoycottSanFrancisco on Twitter while simultaneously breaking said boycott by failing to look up where Twitter HQ is located
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Wait, who says "Pinch-Punch" the first of the month?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Who knew NBA knucklehead and perennial malcontent Boogie Cousins was such a fan of 1997's "Titanic" movie? You going soft on us, Boogie?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Trump is God's anointed and is never wrong." THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
It turns out some tattoos still look pretty damn good 40 years after the original inkings when they're old enough to join AARP, collect social security, and yell at clouds
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here's Alex Jones "impersonating" a liberal lesbian brain-eating dominatrix
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Deputies investigate suspicious death of man in truck near Sweet Home. Officials suspect victim may have taken it off a Sweet Jump
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Wed November 29, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House: It doesn't matter what is real
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Can and should you take the day off work or pull the kids out of school to enjoy a snow day?
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New tests at the site of "Jesus' tomb" in Jerusalem confirm traditional beliefs that it was built in the 4th century by Romans
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Taxing unhealthy foods while subsidizing healthy options sounds great, but where will we get the ethanol to drive to the store?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Supreme Court declines to take up drone strike death lawsuit, possibly after hearing a buzzing sound from somewhere overhead
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
People driving while playing 'Pokémon Go' may have caused billions in damages in the U.S, tenfold increase in Darwin award recipients
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Because he'd been swiping Billy Zane's donuts during shooting breaks, that's why
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Now that we've got Negan's backstory and saw Gabriel remain useless, it's back to the Hilltop as internal strife hits the Council of Ricks, Ezekiel in shock after suffering losses. Will anyone die? Will ratings drop? The Walking Dead, 9pm EST on AMC
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats traveling together
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Shoulderblade charged in deadly beating. Humerus finds nothing funny about this
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Widow of CBS engineer who died accidentally during auto-erotic act in PA hotel closet sues network, which denied her life insurance claim due to auto-eroticism exception. CSI team to investigate, and Tony Romo predicted this would happen
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Sat November 25, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hunter mistakes pickup truck for deer and shoots it, days after a woman was shot to death by a hunter who had mistaken her for a deer in the same New York county
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Joe Manganiello shares the first look at Deathstroke from DC's next disaster movie
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Fri November 24, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How reef researchers are dealing with the death of Coral. THE REEF IS DYING, CORAL
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The art of Terry Pratchett's Discworld
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeless veteran pays it forward by giving woman his last $20 after she ran out of gas, she pays it backward by raising $100,000 for him. The cycle of giving just in time for Thanksgiving
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Coffee is good for you, but how good? Seven cups a day cuts chances of death by 10 percent? That's a lotta coffee, I don't know how you can drink seven cups of coffee a day anyway, I'm trying it but I really see no effects when is it supposed to
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nude Joe Barton (R-TX) selfies surface on the net, proving that that is not dead which can eternal lie, and that with strange aeons even death may die
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, police officers are not allowed to draw their weapons and wave them around for no reason
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump congratulates himself for pardoning the White House Turkey
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man found dead in NYC homeless shelter with mystery demonic marking on back of head
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man accused of beating his roommate to death over stolen beer told investigators he confronted his 58-year-old roommate about the Keystone Ice and fought with him, then left him lying on the floor and went to bed
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul Stanley says Marilyn Manson is trying to capitalize off of Charles Manson's death; guess Marilyn can kiss his credibility goodbye
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Canadian who treated son's meningitis in the most Canadian manner is not very Canadian about it
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
RIP - Warren 'Pete' Moore. He no longer believes in Miracles, nor is one
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Surely there's some surviving relative of Manson, or else in 10 days he'll wind up as garbage
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Bassist for Five Finger Death Punch says 'It's Hard To Write A Hit Song,' primarily because you play in the band Five Finger Death Punch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The man who had Magnitsky arrested and killed in prison accuses the guy behind the Magnitsky Act of being a serial killer. You were gonna submit this with a funnier headline but you fell out a seventh story window onto 32 bullets
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Theory: Kim Jong Un is in fact a broken clock
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(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves Did NOT Say Hollywood elites use "blood of babies to get high." He said they use them "to make pie"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ahead of the one year anniversary of the death of Sharon Jones, the Dap-Kings pay tribute
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The head that wouldn't die
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
CTE confirmed in living NFL player for the first time
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Keep farking that chicken, you'll kill it. Literally
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, North Korea just called Trump a "hideous criminal sentenced to death" for insulting short, fat Kim Jong-Un
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
I don't know what they're doing up there in the frozen wastes of Alaska, but the Musk Oxen are not amused
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Meet the 'Swim Reaper', who hangs out at the beach in New Zealand to warn people with his dark humor about the risk of drowning
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now there're some folk 'round these parts who'll tell ya they remember a time when the "days since a mass shooting" sign sometimes had two digits on it, but, I think they must be very old, or very great liars
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of U.S. adults will have high blood pressure under new guidelines, which were totally not influenced by the makers of high blood pre$ure medication in any way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nuke Penn State From Orbit: Fraternity Hazing Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Important question: Which Die Hard sequel is the best? Followup: Which Indiana Jones movie (including original) is best?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Negan and The Saviors respond to the war started by the Council of Ricks, and there were some emotional losses in the eighth season, including one expected but sadly shocking death of one of the series' most beloved characters [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Naked man stabbed to death in Oklahoma City probably didn't plan on being in this headline
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So, the Trump administration is legitimately starving people to death
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(Independent)
 
 
 
After being caught molesting children at birthday party, New York man inexplicably falls to his death instead of ascending to U.S. Senate
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Sun November 12, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
About that Green Beret found dead in Mali.... you can say the investigation into his death is SEAL'd
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Negan gets a new weapon for The Saviors to use against the Council of Rick. Will Carol find romance with Daryl, or will she find someone new? Will any fresh Saviors sit Shiva? Will anything remotely interesting happen? The Walking Dead, 9pm EST on AMC
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Boston sports radio personality apologizes for insensitive rant on Roy Halladay's death. No, not that one. Or that one. Yup, that one
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Meesa bantha fodder? -- It turns out, that the actor who played Jar Jar, like you and the rest the inhabitants of the known universe not named George, wanted Jar Jar to die a gruesome death in "The Revenge of the Sith"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Barry Gibb developing new Bee Gees musical. Only good can come of this
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones doubles down on his latest conspiracy theory, saying the media and antifa gave the Texas shooter permission to kill
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fresh mystery as inquest into death of street light conspiracy theorist who vomited two litres of black blinker fluid is delayed without reason
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Accidentally packing your husband's prescription pain pills on a trip to Egypt? That's a death by hangin'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian man who says he was born on Mars claims the Sphinx can be unlocked by a device behind the structure's ear
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Florida State skips double secret probation and goes right to indefinite suspension of entire Greek system. (Sad tag is for latest binge drinking fatality)
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's The Walking Dead, in which we saw more talking, more monologueing, more Shiva, and of course the obligatory ancillary character death [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
India's "Cow vigilantes" might be extremist Hindus that are willing to beat Muslim farmers to death for raising beef cattle out of religious fervor, or they might be cattle rustlers who've figured out a way to get tacit government protection
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi's attempts to buy the Buffalo Bills were brought down in a blaze of glory by none other than Donald Trump
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Sun November 05, 2017
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Sea otters can read, apparently
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The good news: heart disease fatality rate plummets. The bad news: deaths from drug overdoses rose more in the past year than the previous four years combined
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
MSNBC is upset that Trump didn't call for the death penalty of the Vegas shooter. Who is already dead
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Fri November 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Walmart shooter identified as a middle eastern man who had a stack of Korans and no furniture in his home. Incoming tweet calling for Gitmo and death sentence from the president in 3 2 1
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense is not planning a nation-wide EMP pulse on November 4, according to spokesman. Good, I wouldn't want that to interfere with getting murdered by Antifa death squads
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your dog gets hit by a car, beating the closest pedestrian won't bring the dog back bring the dog back
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Short List)
 
 
 
"So pop your cherry and have a good night's sleep. Interestingly, that also works in a more metaphorical sense"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If the U.S. president says you're guilty and deserve the death penalty, it may be hard to get an uncontaminated jury pool -- of course this will be someone else's fault
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Never one to be deterred by earthquakes, landslides, or the death of 100s of his citizens, looks like L'il Kimmy is preparing to nuke the roots of his mountain again
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Tue October 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Kill them all' -- Russian-linked Facebook accounts sought to incite violence, bore you to death with pictures of grandchildren and food
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN today: Benghazi attack suspect arrested in Libya. Infowars tomorrow: Benghazi attacker had HRC's personal cell number tattooed on his back and was trained in urban assault by Michelle Obama
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dumb: Couple uses shady website to buy a cellphone, both get shot. Asinine: Their parents blame the police for not warning the public that people pull scams via the internet
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Some Law Prof)
 
 
 
Tennessee Supreme Court holds that the dead are not entitled to healthcare
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, the case of the missing submarine reporter gets weirder and darker
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Yes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember when a photo with the president was something you'd proudly frame and hang on your wall? Yeah, well now it's the kiss of death for your business and your reputation. So much winning
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Fri October 27, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
See, our blowflies here in Vegas aren't like other blowflies, so you're a murderer
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
New memorial to crackheads everywhere to be unveiled
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Cow Rebellion started, it has
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's something to be said about group of seniors who meet each week to build and decorate their coffins
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