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404 headlines found matching 'death'
Tue June 28, 2016
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two campers presumed dead have their condition downgraded to 'In West Virginia'
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The GOP's version of Nate Silver predicts a new season of Celebrity Deathmatch
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The amount of dead wood in California tops 66 million, and all the Viagra in the world won't fix the problem
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Gun. Knife. Crossbow. Arson. Bingo
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Breaking down the explosive season six finale of Game of Thrones, which saw shocking twists, parental revelations, fan service, and a new ruler on the Iron Throne [Warning: SPOILERS]. Shame we have to wait nearly a year for the next episodes. Shame
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that's exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns," she said, before shooting her family to death
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two-year-old boy drowns in a pool at a family gathering exactly one year after his 11-month-old cousin drowned in the same pool at the same family gathering
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MN man charged with murder in the death of his ex-girlfriend-who committed suicide
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Court in murder trial rules that talking parrot will be allowed to sing like a canary
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Protip: Judges generally don't like it when you tell them about your "donkey dick", threaten to "jack it" on them, and especially not when you tell them you'll kill their whole family with a hammer
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
2016 wants the funk
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Driver dies in Bath crash. This is why you should stick to those little plastic boats and rubber duckies
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(Newser)
 
 
 
It's perfectly normal for a 31-year-old to die of natural causes next to $12M in pot, nothing to see here, move along
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Thu June 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 17 years in prison for stealing $500,000 from blind widow, spending the money on Lamborghinis, Porsches and nipple pasties
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you predict for your own cause of death?
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Researchers at Miskatonic University find that some genes don't turn on until after you die
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"That's it, I've escaped. I can for once experience the sweet taste of freedom. I better go jump in that llake"
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Leaving your baby in the hot car can't be balanced out by putting the baby in the refrigerator
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Cops put GPS tracker on a man's fake leg. Leg stays still while he commits murder
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
TLC announce first new album in fourteen years, though at this point isn't it just TC?
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Automatic transmission gear shifters are so fatally screwed up that we're going to need Ralph Nader to save us from the car industry. Again
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A head that at this time has no name." Police: "I know his name"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a handy rundown of how you are likely to die in America, from contact with machinery (odds of dying: 1 in 5,189) to accidental drowning and submersion (1 in 1,073) to assault by firearm (1 in 300). Still no cure for cancer (1 in 7)
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
What to expect when you buy a home in a tax lien sale: feral cats, some cash hidden in the floors, a nice old painting in the attic, a decomposing body, an antique... what, back up a minute
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Like the idea of cremation but hate the unpleasant eco after-effects? Now, there's Cremo-helper, leaves just some "leftover coffee-colored effluents" behind
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Because the first thing you want to do after being dead for three years is to go see how awesome your grave is
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
One in five trauma victims dies unnecessarily. Which is bad for the other four whose deaths are apparently considered a necessity
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canada approves assisted suicide for those facing imminent death. The bad news: If you're suffering intolerable pain from an untreatable condition you're not covered
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Fri June 17, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Fugitive arrested for resisting an officer, possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia, and theft of Star Wars Lego sets from across the country
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't worry. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas will simply freeze to death
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(YouTube)
 
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Wake up your face with a good ole flashback from some awesome ladies from the 90's
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Good night, Corabeth
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
FDNY chief killed in 9/11 attacks finally laid to rest after two vials of his donated blood found
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
12 people were killed and 36 more were injured in 38 separate shootings during yesterday's 15-hour filibuster on gun control
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Wed June 15, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And now we're fully understanding why Prince had a DNA test taken from his body after his death
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Takei tells LGBTQ community to fight for gun restrictions; shirtless, open-carry rapier licences
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
UW-Stout student got OW after too much stout
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
That chick that left creepy paintings in national parks two years ago and Instagrammed them is finally getting sentenced
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Man dies trying to get into Turkey apartment" Maybe he should have started with a chicken coop
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Remember that time you stabbed your spouse in the neck while they were sleeping and got bailed out of jail by your Mom then went to lunch with her at the mall and then stabbed and killed her? Yeah, neither does this person
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Mon June 13, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pantone 448C aka, "Opaque couché" is named the world's "ugliest" color. Those of us with kids know it by another name: "Baby Poop"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Things have been decomposing since the beginning of time, and it's remarkable how little we know about how things decompose and why they decompose"
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Why are so many bankers committing suicide, and what do they know that we don't? (Link contains an autoplay video with graphic images.)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The kiss of death
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen ... again looking for love in all the wrong places, this time he's trying to get married in a Shanghai marriage market
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First the good news: automobile crashes are no longer the leading cause of accidental deaths in America. Bad news: because we've drugged ourselves to the point where we can't even get in the car in the first place
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dead men don't read condolence letters. Unless they're not dead that is
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Fri June 10, 2016
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Living for two months with your nephew's body stuffed in a closet isn't normal, but on meth it is
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Famous dead Japanese novelist to be rebuilt as robot, giving lectures at universities, high schools, and junior high schools on his work. "Understandably, a robotic Soseki Natsume might be a little too intense for elementary school kids"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Religious conservatives pray for Obama's death, laugh... So, nothing to report here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may bestow upon the GOP something in which he has a great deal of experience: Bankruptcy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's Whacking Day in Sichuan China
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missing Massachusetts nightclub owner found 23 years later buried behind Rhode Island mill. It was one of those rare suicides followed by self-burial. So, move along, nothing to see here
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Rapist who claims he raped so that he would be sentenced and then be able to revenge his child's death, gets sentenced to 25 years. Seems like a little shoplifting or armed robbery could have done the trick
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Can somebody Google Thomas Perkins's death, please?
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Police say they found "no evidence of suicide" in the death of the OK oil billionaire that was about to lose everything after being indicted on federal fraud charges who crashed his car into a bridge abutment while going over 100mph
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Doctor assisted dying is about to become legal in Canada. Or as it's called in the U.S., membership in an HMO
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Glowing antlers doesn't help save the reindeer from road deaths in Finland, so now there's an app to help save the reindeer
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Wed June 08, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Never get in a land war in Asia, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, and never, ever go against a mom in tug of war
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Man crushed to death by pallet of mushrooms, none of which gave him an extra life apparently. Friends and coworkers described him as a real fun guy
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Sum 41 announce comeback album, though it's hard to come back to somewhere you never were
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Singer Bobby Brown (Ask your Mom) claims he had sex with a ghost, your Mom
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"The fact that the NFL was hacked is not stunning. But 565 people liked the Tweet of Goodell's death...That seems harsh"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Here's what it's like when your life suddenly turns into a House episode
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Teen accidentally dies taking selfie with a gun. Yes, you have read this before but this just happened
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kimbo Slice has fought his last fight
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Mon June 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A somewhat morbid look at the history of death photography in the Victorian era
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Elderly man dies in two-car crash in Borders. I *told* him he should do his shopping online
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A breakdown of last night's Game of Thrones, which featured a shocking and expected return, as well as the usual carnage, bloodshed, and death that is par for the course for Westeros. Also, IAN FARKING MCSHANE [Warning: Spoilers]
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Sun June 05, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Honey, I need to sleep with other people to save our marriage. A sex therapist on the internet said so"
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Sat June 04, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"I was watching tv and all of a sudden - boom I mean you know and one of my deals came falling down off the wall," said Paulyn West
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Fri June 03, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
High school student invents $7 screening test for clogged arteriesggghh ACKK ... *thud*
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Big 12 may be on its deathbed, and the Big 10 could beef itself up by adding Kansas and Oklahoma
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
FAA testing British-made ray gun to shoot down drones over airports: "The process, from detection to drone death, takes eight to 15 seconds"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest Vince Foster theory: Hillary 'triggered' suicide of Bill Clinton's counsel Vince Foster when she attacked and humiliated him in front of White House staff one week before his death, FBI agents claim
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Facebook interests: smoking pot, drinking alcohol, "getting blitzed," stabbing people. Dislike Dislike Dislike
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Watch 10,000 volts of electricity turn a block of ballistic gel into a glowing blob of death
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Prince's official cause of death finally revealed. Sign o' the times
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Another senseless Teen Wolf imitation death
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Never, ever buy a freezer if it is taped shut and the seller says you can't open it or look inside until they come back and take something out first
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(Middle East Monitor)
 
 
 
Hague tribunal continues trial of Hezbollah commander despite him being dead at the moment
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Guy tries to run over coworker with forklift, then uses forklift to flip coworker's car. So, you don't want to hang out after work?
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Wed June 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Egyptian twins successfully separated by surgery
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Death, destruction and sound grammar - how the BBC planned to announce a nuclear apocalypse
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Death rate in America rises for first time in decades. U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Because when we do it, it's completely different than North Korea or Israel using collective punishment
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Tl;dr: "LEAVE THE CINCINNATI ZOO MOM ALONE"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Public urged to stay away from decomposing whale with "face eaten off"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Scientists study rare disease that makes you believe you're dead, decide to name it "Nebraska"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: ''Unless Republicans rally around Donald Trump, the American course is set for carnage and death.''
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Mon May 30, 2016
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
No Man's Sky developer says game's delay has led to lots of people offering to murder him: "I have received loads of death threats this week, but don't worry, Hello Games now looks like the house from Home Alone"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What amount of money can you spend at work (work related) without consulting your bosses?
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
What movie character did you fall for? (Julia Ormond's Sabrina for subby). Difficulty: Breakfast at Tiffany's is off limits. Double difficulty: No Fifth Element
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Three headlines before 10am. I may be addicted. Also, Friday the 13th is my lucky day. Blown motor, ~$800 to drop a new one in if we can find a good one for a '93 Rodeo. So, I may be shopping for a new car. That's how luck works, right?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Posting photos online is not living. You are producing your own obituary"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My bff has a wonderful husband that she is suspicious of and doesn't appreciate. She just called and 'forbade' me from meeting him for lunch. What do you do when someone you care about starts to self-destruct?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
David Letterman likes to joke a lot, and now he jokes about faking his own death if his auto racing team does not win
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maze Runner: The Death Cure pushed back to 2018 due to Dylan O'Brien's clumsiness
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Woman dies in freak ziplining accident. Oliver Queen inconsolable
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Fri May 27, 2016
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
"I know, let's ruin Game of Thrones by over-analyzing it and comparing it to The Bible and all sorts of resurrection stories"
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(WDAY Fargo)
 
 
 
Fort Peck Indian Reservation passes transgender bathroom laws, thoroughly disappointing tribeswoman "Born With Wang"
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
First pictures of Cecil the Lion's 'grandcubs' who walk close to the spot where he was shot and DAAAWWWW
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vince Foster's sister: "Have you no shame, Trump?" Spoiler alert: No
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As Sears' death spiral continues, it ponders selling Kenmore, Die Hard and Craftsman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump admits to being a big ole liar. Trump followers admit to not giving a damn, after all we Trump followers are big ole liars too and we lemmings are just looking for that cliff and we know Trump will lead us quickly to our sweet deaths
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Indonesia approves the death penalty for child rapists, because children raping people is apparently a big problem over there
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good Housekeeping magazine asks readers to rate sex toys. (With not safe for work pictures)
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(DW)
 
 
 
William Shakespeare makes $3.50 a word - 400 years after he died
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
If you lost a headless, limbless torso in the water off San Francisco the CHP would like to talk to you
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Wed May 25, 2016
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Christian death metal singer comes out as an atheist. Oddly enough, some people have a problem turning the other cheek
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Today's Bradley Nowell 20th death anniversary, so here's the oral story of Sublime's last show
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Former Detroit Lions' QB Erik Kramer flew home to California last July after finishing a month-long stay at the Eisenhower Center rehabilitation facility in Ann Arbor, and almost immediately began planning his own death" (good read)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Hodorstop
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Tue May 24, 2016
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters send death threats to employees of bar they think is owned by Democratic State Party Chair. She doesn't actually own it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sean Lennon turns 40, says he feels 'guilty' for living longer than his dad
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Roberta Lange gets death threats from Sanders supporters for tweeting about baseball
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"It's a danger to the community if we start locking up cops who kill people," says a straight-faced Megyn Kelly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian lawyer who spearheaded fight against mandatory anti-roll on off-road vehicles dies in accident. Guess the cause of death
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Depending on who you ask, the White House has or has not asked a survivor of the Bataan Death March, who bears a suspicious resemblance to Hank Hill's father, Cotton, to accompany him on his visit to Hiroshima
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS justices rule in favor of black death row defendant whose prosecutors deliberately excluded black jury members. Except for Thomas, of course
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Judge to announce verdict on Freddie Gray wrongful death trial (UPDATE: Not guilty on all counts)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man props his topless wife's corpse on a dolly, then proceeds to walk around the streets of New York as if it were no big deal
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman builds pyramid, mummifies husband, and buries him there. OK, maybe she didn't build it. And not exactly a pyramid. A shed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Report claims that Prince might have been dead for HOURS before being found. Also might have been dead for hours AFTER being found
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
2016 Preakness is turning into a bloodbath, with winner of first race dropping dead after leaving winner's circle, and a horse in the 4th race being euthanized on the track after a leg fracture. #horselivesmatter
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most people say they wouldn't take a life-extending drug if it was offered to them, but they would slip it to their dog under the table
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, the main storlyline for Season 5 of House of Cards will have Frank dealing with the sudden, off camera death of Claire
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Fri May 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eagles of Death Metal have decided that instead of cashing in on fame and sympathy after the Paris attacks, it's better to make total asses of themselves by spouting conspiracy theories
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Brandon Phillips scares Juan Uribe half to death with a fake hidden-ball trick. Don't worry, Juan, he doesn't have the ball
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Father stands his ground against toddler who wouldn't stop jumping on the bed
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Compassionate conservative televangelist Pat Robertson says drug addicts who "won't work or get treatment should be left to starve to death." Just like Jesus would want
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why is it that nearly every superhero movie ends with the death of the bad guy? (LGN)
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Another Beastie Boy dies for our right to party
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Scientists have determined how we can prevent half of all cancer deaths". Meanwhile, Fark scientists are working on a way to give The Washington Post more middle fingers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A new type of lawnmower
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man convicted of death threats against Sen. Harry Reid is now being investigated for stalking a Fox News contributor. Is that a step up?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash has risen from the dead and is stalking Peruvian schoolchildren
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home Depot employee receives death threats and criticism for wearing hat critical of Trump that reads "AMERICA WAS NEVER GREAT." It's hard to take political discourse seriously when it comes from someone who wears a bull-like nose ring
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(Google)
 
 
 
Death penalty for those convicted of identity theft. Discuss
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Cutting crew finds woman's body off interstate, and ooooAHHH she just died in your arms tonight
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Just in time for the Republican National Convention, Florida becomes the testing ground for the GOP alternative to Obamacare
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In real life, main characters die, books don't get finished
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The day's most improbable headline: "Jelly Belly Family Sued Over WWII Tank Death"
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
A West Virginia woman walks into a Florida clinic to get a Brazilian butt-lift, because butts in West Virginia aren't big enough already
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Paramedic stole Sopranos star James Gandolfini's £2,000 Rolex watch as he lay dying from a heart attack on his death bed. The crew WILL come looking for you
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Marvel death slots Agents of SHIELD to make it "edgier," while DC adds a new comedy. Bizarro world status achieved
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Life after death has been "confirmed" by scientists, still doesn't explain the former NBC TV show Community
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Like piranhas fighting over a cow corpse, Prince's siblings are airing competing TV specials to profit off the Velvet Pancake's death
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Mon May 16, 2016
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Tourists' attempt to save bison calf in Yellowstone results in its death. Facepalm, ironic, dumbass, stupid, and asinine tags all burst into flames
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson compares his re-election campaign to 9/11. Let's roll
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
U.S. Social Security Administration: "You're dead." Nebraska man: "No, I'm not"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Warning: Smoking may be hazardous to your health
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Sun May 15, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently it is illegal to sell your laptop while black. Even if your mom is a well-known TV personality
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(Komo)
 
 
 
The first part of the article is pretty standard "things go wrong for BASE jumpers sometimes." The last paragraph is pure "WTF?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prince's infamous yellow guitar is up for auction, and for a starting bid of $30,000, the Velvet Pancake's axe can be yours
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does the pretty lady and the lawyer want to go swimming in the shark tank? #chompchompthread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Death of an Indian Disco Dancer. Well, it happens a lot around there
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Study to reanimate dead people given clinical approval, Catch-22: "There is a small problem with the study. Brain death is defined by the irreversible end of function. If it is curable, then the patients were never really dead in the first place"
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Fans want Netflix to bring Agent Carter back from death
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Iranian judge to prisoner: 'If you're innocent you'll go to heaven after you're hanged'
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Famous JFK assassination conspiracy theorist dies at 89. Will be buried on a grassy knoll
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The last American born in the 19th century has finally died
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
86-year-old shares one last insult from beyond the grave. (Warning: strong language)
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rodrigo "Donald Trump" Duterte, the newly elected genocidal president of the Philippines, wants to personally apologize to the Pope for calling him a "son of a biatch." But not for all the death squads and whatnot; he'll pardon himself for those
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder encourages Prince fans to start having sex to his music in order to properly memorialize the Velvet Pancake
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Saturn's moon Iapetus may be a Death Star
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Imgur)
 
 
 
HERPDEDERPDEDERPDE *bluescreenofdeath* BLALALALALAGALLLL mlem
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons now biting his tongue over recent controversial remarks about Prince's death
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Years ago, my husband and I hit a low point in our marriage; I had an affair. Now, he wants to use that to blackmail me into an open marriage so he can cheat with a clean conscience. It will fail worse than polyamory. What do I do?"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
First negligence lawsuit filed against Denver marijuana edibles company and its retailer for failing to warn man that edibles might make him want to murder his wife, and improve his aim
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tora, Japan's oldest harbor seal, dies at age 46 (over 100 in human years). Pour a bukket out for her homies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fine Young Cannibal
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(Q104.3 New York)
 
 
 
Prince died for Steven Tyler's sins
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Amazing new dataset shows what is most likely to eventually kill you, broken down by age
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Once Upon a Time managed to piss everyone off with Sunday's episode and shocking death [WARNING: SPOILER]
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"A $15,000 reward is being offered for details leading to the arrest and conviction of three rednecks who went on a drunken rampage involving gunfire, vomiting, skinny dipping and the death of a tiny endangered fish in Death Valley National Park"
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War writers explain why you-know-who didn't die at the end of the movie (Spoilers)
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Mon May 09, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahri thinks your terrorist organization is too extreme, it might be time to dial things back a bit
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A kayak ride, a girding for death, a poem ....a story from one of Subby's mother's best friends' daughter that just happened to get into the New York Times yesterday. Enjoy
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Undertakers are in trouble because people in the West aren't dying fast enough
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Getting on the Jumbotron can be cool. Falling off the Jumbotron can be deadly
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Director of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" video (and a few other things) to turn Stephen King's "The Mist" into a 10-part miniseries on Spike
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doctors who were treating drug addiction of Slipknot bass player before he died are being sued by widow on behalf of daughter who was born after daddy died. Apparently, the doctors farked up, so it's their collective faults
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sting targets drug dealers as heroin overdose deaths increase. Rest of The Police are too busy to reunite
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Irrelevant '90s talk show host sues irrelevant '90s pop star
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, you can take the word "darkies" out of the Kentucky State Song but it's still about slaves being worked to death
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Snopes will have to update "Korean Fan Death" from FALSE to TRUE
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
How much older than another person should one person be before telling the first person to get off the damn lawn? LGT only the coolest Wikipedia article EVER
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas man sentenced to 25 years in prison for strangling his prom date to death during what he claimed was "rough sex". Excitable boy, they all said
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The man who called 911 to alert medics to an unresponsive Prince may face criminal process because he had some synthetic opiates in his backpack, and his dad runs a rehab facility
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Top doctor recommends giving dying patients whiskey. And technically, we're all dying
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Tupac's mother was much smarter than Prince; his entire estate is in order." Well, to be fair, Tupac is still controlling his estate from that private island off the coast of France
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In today's 'a day late' and 'a dollar short' story, Prince was supposed to meet with an addiction doctor the day after he died
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Hold up a copy of Blackstar to direct sunlight and you'll find where Bowie went home
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Now that most of you have health insurance (thanks, Obama) you might want to know that the 3rd leading cause of death in the US is medical error
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Zoom returns to Earth-1 with conquest on his mind (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of SHIELD, the team continues to try to alleviate the Hive threat. (ABC 9ET)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Prince "relatives" start falling from the sky like Purple Rain
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Man, 38, dies "of a broken heart" less than 48 hours after his wife dies at age 40 in her sleep from a blood clot, leaving behind six children, ages 6, 9,11,13,17 and 20
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man sues employer for trying to bore him to death
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Good luck explaining to your insurance company that you crashed your car on the highway because you were startled by a life-or-death struggle between a marten and a chicken
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
"This is a combination of alcohol, testosterone, stupidity and firearms", and it's not Florida
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist: Somebody alive today will live for 1000 years. My money's on Zsa Zsa
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Due to Japan's lack of crematoriums, corpse hotels are opening to store the bodies. Operators say people are just dying to get in
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Dweezil Zappa threatened legally for using the Zappa family name by the Zappa Family trust. Ahmet and Dweezil only communicate through lawyers
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(Newser)
 
 
 
If Congress passes HB 2031, "Swatting" will cost you 20 years in prison. Because misusing law enforcement agencies to cause accidental deaths is something Congress wants no one but Congress to do
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police announce that Prince's death is now a criminal investigation
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Thu April 28, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Death-Metal cover of 4'33"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
♪ Woooaah, we're half way there... Wooo-ooaahh, gettin' free health care...♪
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Arizona company will freeze your dead body for $200,000. Which should be an easy sell since living another ten years in Arizona would mean spending at least that much just on air conditioning
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attention cynics and harbingers of death - Facebook isn't going anywhere
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The deadliest white powder in existence is: A) Arsenic; B) Cocaine; C) Caffeine
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(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
Legally, it's not necrophilia if you're trying to conceive
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Apparently the way to honor your dead fishing buddy is to use him as bait to land a monster catch ...at least for these guys
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, the team struggles to cope with the loss of Laurel. However, her father won't let her go as he seeks out Nyssa and the magic hot tub in an effort to cheat death twice in one season. (CW 8ET)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz suddenly thinks Al-Qaeda ain't all bad
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC fans who bought tickets hoping to see the band and instead learned that Brian Johnson was retired and Axl Rose was taking over, there is some good news: You can be issued full refunds and spend your money on a good singer
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First pot farming, then cock-fighting. What else was happening at Ohio site where eight were killed?
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Tue April 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ohio Police MIGHT have a possible suspect in the execution-style slayings of 8 members of an Ohio family: The guy who made death threats against them on Facebook
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Officials can't decide how to deal with dead beached whale, can't bury it, can't tow it to sea, haven't considered dynamite
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Mon April 25, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Soldier dies after running marathon. This is not a repeat from 490 BCE
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Purple Reign
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cleveland to spend six million dollars on Rice. Man, that's a lot of rice
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Americans die younger than residents in other high income countries because of drugs, guns and auto accidents. People were shocked at the news. The U.S. is still considered a high income country?
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Sat April 23, 2016
(KATU)
 
 
 
Organizer of Portland's annual 'Bowie vs Prince' bike ride says that this year is it, recommends that riders for once in their life celebrate greatness unironically as they wear their Bowie or Prince garb on the road
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Fri April 22, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Headline of the day: "Freak accident involving garbage truck reconnects Utah family with estranged brother"
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Prince autopsy may take weeks, as they have to check everything from arcane symbology to whether there are traces of peanut butter and bananas. Prince kilofecta complete
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful collects a series of unfortunate Corporate Social Media reactions to Prince's death
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Eight dead in O-hi-o. Late to posting because of inherent humor/tagline difficulty. Happy Friday
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The biggest asshole response to Prince's death came from none other than Sheriff Joe Arpaio
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, Prince left the hospital in Moline because they weren't able to give him a private room, and that indirectly lead to his death. HEY GREAT JOB, MOLINE
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TMZ is reporting that the "flu" Prince was hospitalized for last week, was the kind that requires Narcan to cure. So either they have some solid info or VERY good libel lawyers on retainer
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ikea issues warning after another child is badly injured while using their KÏNDREMÄÏMÊ line of dressers
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today, in "Using a dead celebrity to awkwardly promote our brand" we bring you...Cheerios?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Minnesota Twins light up ballpark in purple; will hold moment of sexy instead of moment of silence at next home game
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Flint Water Department employee found dead. That's not suspicious or anything
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Purple Haze is an iconic song, but personally, I like when Prince performed his original work, Stairway to Heaven
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rio's new Olympic bike path is a literal death trap
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back" - Sepp Blatter
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince's final message to the world was an enigmatic blank space
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hamlet's castle to host first overnight guests in four hundred years, as one lucky couple will be chosen to spend the night and sleep, perchance to dream
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese government publishes comic book poster that warns citizens from falling in love or dating foreigners, because they are inevitably spies who want to steal trade secrets
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Death spins the wheel again and this time it lands on...former WWE Women's Champion and Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna
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Wed April 20, 2016
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man threatens retaliation against tiger that killed zookeeper: "You better watch your zoo, we will handle it ourselves. I'm from West Palm Beach"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"To what degree does the excess death rate in people with alcohol use disorder (AUD) happen because of a predisposition in the person who develops AUD compared with the effects of the AUD itself?" Or what comes first, 'hold my beer' or 'watch this'?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When you say you saw someone "petting a bison", you really mean that they were in fact, petting a bison. (And surviving, with video)
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(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Gib Guilbeau of the Flying Burrito Brothers dies at age 78. Ask your parents about how they probably rocked their world back in 1976
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In honor of 4/20 day, here's how many people have fatally overdosed on marijuana, a rate which has held steady over the years
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Dedication to helping stray dogs destined for the slaughterhouse by founding a sanctuary for them is one thing, spending your entire fortune on it is REAL dedication. Good for this lover of dogs
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Tue April 19, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's primary day in New York, which of course means that the polls are a collection of clusterfarks. "You can't vote nor cast any type of ballot. They (the keys to the building) are in a locked box and no one has the key,"
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Man charged with beating a 2-year-old to death wants all charges dropped on account of not realizing all prison phone conversations are recorded. Also wants a unicorn and naked pictures of Bea Arthur
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Autopsy report by Dr Robinson on this day [throws dart] four months ago. The body appears be that of [flips coin] a female. Cause of death [spins wheel] typhoid? That can't be right... [spin] okay, suicide. Gee that was easy. Okay, so--golf or the pub? [flip]
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Yellowstone National Park is in danger of being "loved to death" by tourists
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Armed anti-Islam rally in Atlanta draws two thousand...Wait, no. Strike that. Anti-Islam rally draws two supporters
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
O_o
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Tiny-dicked Trump painting generates death threats from someone in a tall building in Chicago
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
UN ambassador's motorcade on way to meet Cameroon children succeeds
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man shot to death during memorial. Just you wait til next year's memorials
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Sat April 16, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dropping oil prices have helped return North Dakota to its previous state of being a desolate wasteland devoid of civilization, habitable land, or hope for the future. Raider and deathclaw attacks are said to be on the rise as well
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Palm Beach Zoo has an immediate opening for tiger keeper
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Fri April 15, 2016
(CI News Now Peoria)
 
 
 
Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies. And tow away your wrecked truck
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I didn't kill that girl in 1957. Let me out." "Um... okay"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist averts death by slip sliding away
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Christians "tip" waitress with Bible passage calling for her death. You know, just like Jesus would have
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"My husband said, 'look, we've got a visitor' and there he was walking into the house through the garage"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gawker media editor: "We're low on hits, we need the most troll-tastic, clickbait-y, retroactively PC headline about the Jungle Book movie, quickly". Writer: "don't worry boss, I've got it"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Only your one true love would tell you to get back into the truck. So you could keep inhaling the carbon monoxide so you can finally commit that suicide you've been talking about
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here are the reasons why the Navy didn't shoot down the Russian jets that buzzed their ship. Not wanting to turn the entire planet into a radioactive wasteland strangely absent
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of billions of miles would be needed to adequately test the safety of driverless cars. Or they could start by seeing if one of them is able to navigate the 405 during rush hour
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Canada politely tells Americans to go kill themselves somewhere else
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Maisie Williams confirms fan favorite is most definitely dead. No not him, no not her, no not them either. Try again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chairman of Colorado Republican party gets so many death threats from Trump supporters that he's afraid to take his wife to the convention, and is taking a sheriff instead. Colorado has become great again
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Wed April 13, 2016
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
Video
 
John McGuinness' arse is terrifying
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(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Hoarder is crushed to death by a pile of his own crap in Alcabre, Spain
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Dean Morgan discusses Negan, the character we saw for about two minutes on the season six finale of The Walking Dead
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"We call it 'the archive,' and we haven't released anything from that," Haggard explained. "When I get unable to record or sing anymore or get killed or something, well, they'll probably put it out." - Yep, looks like all of the above
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Car surfing in a Walmart parking lot ends just as you'd expect
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Your Federal income taxes aren't due to the blood sucking leeches until April 18th this year even though April 15th is a weekday. Want to know why?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The "David Gest Is Not Dead, But Alive With Soul" musical tour has been cancelled because David Gest is, in fact, dead
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Microsoft has taken the two most loathed aspects of tech; the QR code, and the Blue Screen of Death and merged them into a useful ball of suckage
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
"Fun weekend mom" means different things to different people
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
White women are dying prematurely at a rate faster than other groups, which explains why Sheriff Bart can't find where dey at
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oldest inmate on Texas' death row deprives Texans of a good execution
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Showrunner talks about main character's shocking death in season finale. No, not that show, that show. Wait, that show was still on?
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Stop it, stop it, STOP IT. STOP making movies about the Death Star, it's just a STUPID idea
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Fri April 08, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Parents outraged that the government won't just let their 6-year-old brain cancer patient son die
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Death puts its inescapable iron claw on former pro wrestler Blackjack Mulligan
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Mother and boyfriend beat 8-year-old to death, so naturally authorities go after fat cat social workers
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
We've had OJ on FX, we're getting the Menendez brothers on NBC, so CBS goes full shameless and is giving us JonBenet Ramsey
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Ynet)
 
 
 
71 years after his downfall and death, the town of Tegernsee strips Hitler of his 'honorary citizen' status
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Rare collection of Shakespeare plays discovered on isolated Scottish island
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
For those with an appreciation for fine art and a healthy dose of eye bleach: Donald Trump's nude portrait to be shown at a London art gallery for the first time by artist who received over a thousand death threats because of it
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead's season six finale set a new record: a 70% negative response on Twitter for a cliffhanger that was worse than the old Price is Right game
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sam Rockwell: Alan Rickman's death undid plans for Galaxy Quest 2. By Grabthar's Hammer, what a bummer
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie and Diggle attempt to thwart a prison break. Alas, Leonard Snart is not involved. (CW 8ET)
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(India TV News)
 
 
 
Problem: TV personality commits well-publicized suicide. Solution: Ban ceiling fans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gawker lawyers to judge in Hulk Hogan case: Would you settle for $1.8 million?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes...unless you're Madison Square Garden chairman James Dolan
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Death toll is 71 and rising in Pakistan due to Dihydrogen Monoxide outbreak
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kitty Genovese's murderer has died in prison. Preliminary coroner's reports indicate that millions of his blood cells stood around and did nothing while a clot brutally blocked his heart
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Disneyland Paris Clue: The Skeletal Bride, in the Phantom Manor, with the live electrical cable. Do I WIN?
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
It's always a great day to listen to a death metal version of "You're the One That I Want" from Grease
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Among the common cross-country ski injuries to expect if you're new to the sport are pulled muscles, frostbite and amputation of all your toes after you flee a pack of hungry wolves wearing just your socks, so go have fun
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Patient who 'died' says there is nothing after death. Although he will be changing his story in a couple of weeks once the hospital bills start rolling in
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the pharmacy company raises the price on drugs designed to let suffers of terminal illness die a peaceful death, a local advocacy group opts for a do it yourself approach
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Muslim lawyer who spoke out in support of unity and peace from his fellow Muslims after condemning the murder of a Muslim who wished Christians a happy Easter is now receiving death threats from his fellow Muslims
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Sun April 03, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Another Simpsons episode comes true as "death by overwork" in Japan increases. "I've been working with a shattered pelvis for three weeks"
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Sat April 02, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Long Life (and Slow Death?) of the Prank Phone Call
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
How can you make destroying a washing machine with a brick more amusing? Googly eyes
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(Adventures in Poor Taste)
 
 
 
Everything you want to know about Negan before this Sunday's season finale of The Walking Dead; including how he ironed out his differences with Dwight
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New test can predict death in patients with serious liver disease, although so can most doctors: "You have serious liver disease? You're going to die." That wasn't hard
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Garry Shandling won't be getting a 5 count at his funeral, but on the plus side, he'll no longer have to ask how his hair is afterward
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man holds up "Death to America" sign on busy roadway in Florida. Hilarity ensues
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Why clinically dead patients sometimes spontaneously get better. Here comes the Lazarus Effect
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to able to give directions to your house by just saying "It's the murder house?' This is your lucky day. Bring money
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide in housewares section of target using a kitchen knife, store remains open for another TWO HOURS while people continue to shop around the crime scene
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
This is an excellent expose (pick Dolph Lundgren) about the Punisher in film and tv (pick Dolph Lundgren) and who plays him right (the answer is Dolph Lundgren). So who is your favorite Punisher? (Say Dolph Lundgren)
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
When choosing between an NBA player and an R&B singer, sometimes you choose the sweet release of death
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Tue March 29, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Man on Death Row dies ... of natural causes after 35 years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's how to do a simple seismic noise test of your house's foundation to see how earthquake-proof you really are. Remember everything is sinusoidal and matching frequencies cause resonance so simulate with finite differences
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Actress Patty Duke is dead at age 69. No word yet on the condition of her cousin, her identical cousin
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This is how Bernie Sanders will outflank Hillary and win the Democratic nomination. Book it, done
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"State Police responded to a home and found Kevin Smith, deceased of unknown causes". He couldn't have waited three more days?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
And this is why when it comes to a cancer diagnosis, you should ALWAYS seek a second opinion
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Last week's "death by gentrification" story wasn't entirely accurate. Subby knows this because he's one of the principals in the story (LGT previous article)
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To the traditional sounds of an English Easter - the drone of lawnmowers, the smack of leather on willow - has been added a new sound: the roar of a single motorcycle attempting to break the world Wall Of Death speed record
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"We deserve death. We all do." March Madness arrives in the form of a new trailer for Game of Thrones season six
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Sat March 26, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Doctor refuses to sign Garry Shandling's death certificate, prompting an investigation from the coroner
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Brittany Murphy's father wants her death case reopened because he swears she died of poisoning
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eating a Japanese diet of fish, rice, and seaweed can cut the chances of having a stroke. At least until the person sitting at the sushi bar gets their dinner bill
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Think you know why they call it Good Friday? YOU KNOW NOTHING, SIR
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Here's how The Washington Post managed to count every single person shot to death by police in the United States in 2015, because no one else tracks that
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Today in TV history, "The West Wing" deals with the sudden death of a Supreme Court judge and a recalcitrant GOP controlled Congress that is unwilling to work with anyone...wait a second
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A real UX design professional would have gentrified his neighborhood with death by snu-snu, but startup culture is made of people who can afford to be unafraid to move fast and break things. The rest of you should move slowly or be cops
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Thu March 24, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman mourning the recent death of her husband in an automobile accident gets the good news that she's pregnant, and the terrifying news that she'll have three more kids to remember him by
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alas, poor William
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Watch WSB TV's Mark Arum give a fantastic Phife Dawg tribute. During his traffic report
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(The News (Poland))
 
 
 
Muslim leader calls for death penalty. For Muslim terrorists
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Institute for Depriving You Of The Slightest Joy In Life And Incessantly Nagging You Until You Beg For The Sweet Release Of Death And Even Then You're Doing It Wrong says moderate alcohol consumption isn't good for you after all
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Noted neuroscientist Jerry Jones says linking CTE and football is "absurd"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The CDC announces that the cucumber menace has been defeated for now. (but rest assured, the sprouts and lettuce are ramping up their salmonella war machine)
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Tue March 22, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Volcano gods appeased...for now
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg is faking his "mile a day" workout
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lung disease claims the father of the Doctor who married the Doctor's daughter who played the Doctor's Daughter
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mini Kim Kardashian found dead outside her home by Mini Kanye West
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Sat March 19, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Within a year of his death, Andrew Breitbart warned Republicans of Donald Trump, whom he dismissed as a non-conservative. "If these guys don't learn how to play the media ... we're going to probably get a celebrity candidate"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Character actor Joe Santos, known for playing Sgt. Dennis Becker on The Rockford Files and spare tire Angelo Garepe in The Sopranos, has died at 84
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Can't remember that movie title? This spooky-accurate site will help you out
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Cemeteries of the future will be lit up with your dead rotting corpse of a body, but don't worry it will look cool
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Company states worker who fell 800 feet to his death should not have removed his hard hat. Wait what???
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"How safe do self-driving cars have to be before they become roadworthy?"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man takes dead mother to the bank as additional form of ID when making withdrawal from her account
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Boy is only person in America with two rare diseases whose treatments make the other disease worse
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons says he's looking forward to the death of rap music, hopes to sell a Kiss Koffin to put the corpse in
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Darkman punctuates Darkyear
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ivanpah sunflower field not cooking enough power, Kzinti
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Thu March 17, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cops kill man after he points at them. Hey, you can't know what it's like. He could have been Syndrome from the Incredibles, or Dr. Doom. You just don't know
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Wed March 16, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Suddenly, banaBOA CONSTRICTORS OH MY GOD RUN
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
One-stop daycare lets you drop the kids off with the kindly old lady in front and pick up your heroin from her grandson at the back
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