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65 headlines found matching 'daughters'
Sat July 19, 2014
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Casey Kasem's children say their dad's body is missing. Stepmother says she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids
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Wed July 16, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Casey Kasem may have reached for the stars, but his body is still stinking up the joint
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Tue July 08, 2014
(WYTV Youngstown)
 
 
 
Father threatens to behead daughter with sword after disagreement over what TV show to watch. Subby never got all the hype for Game of Thrones
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Time)
 
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Making the most of tax write-offs, like the jet you use for commuting, or that pesky second yacht. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Admiral Akbar says If a woman offers you a four-way with her and her two underage daughters, she's a Fed. Always, every time a Fed
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Mon June 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You are a wealthy plastic surgeon who sees burglars exiting your house as you return home Do you: A) call your insurance company? B) Call the Cops? C) Engage in a high speed car chase with the burglars using your daughter as the wheelman?
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Gosselin's two oldest daughters Cara and Mady revolt against their mother, not realizing that anyone who has seen or heard of Kate plus 8 or any of her other attempts at 15 minutes of fame are just as revolted with their mother as they are
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Wed June 18, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Frenchman found guilty of ordering kidnapping of the guy who murdered his daughter. Thirty years ago. Liam Neeson nods in approval
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After her daughter was sent home for wearing too short of a dress to class, her mom pulls the ultimate burn by wearing the exact dress to her daughter's graduation. That will show 'em. "Pick on me. I'm an adult. I can take it"
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: Mother fulfills her daughters dream. News: Her 25-year-old daughter who has Down syndrome's dream. Fark: By throwing her a bridal themed birthday party with her daughter getting pampered for her 'big day'. Damn dusty in here
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Alaska woman wants daughter's name to be Awesome. Judging from the photo, that's about all she'd have. She better start honing her skills now
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
What happens when you apply for an immigration visa for your daughter to enter the U.S. the correct way? She waits on line for 21 years only to get turned away for being too old
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Say, we know that you're a Democrat and all, but if you'd help us keep Obamacare out of our state, we'll make sure you and your daughter get really cushy private jobs. Oh no. This is not a bribe. No not at all *snicker*"
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I caught my teenage daughter using a hand mixer to masturbate. Should I buy a new mixer, or will this one come clean? And should I recommend a whisk instead? Totally swear this isn't a fake letter
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Having a relative hold your newborn baby while you are getting married. New hotness: Strapping your newborn baby to the train of your wedding dress while getting married. Just make sure no one steps on her
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Echoing all the lefties who moved to Canada when George W. Bush was re-elected, European lefties ponder moving to the US as conservative parties win elections across the EU
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter goes topless in NYC to protest Instagram's anti-nudity policy. Nippy-kai-yay motherfarker (Not safe for work)
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker cry for help: my 11yo daughter in a 10-11yo basketball league, got the snot beat out of her by a couple 13-year-olds in her league during a game. Please help me force this league to address the situation in some way
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nanny city-state declares 4-foot-1-inch, 66-pound third-grader overweight. You better believe someone has a problem with this
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Parents accuse high school of indoctrinating their children into a cult, leading to the students becoming secretive, distant, and non-communicative. Or in other words; teenagers
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Worth it
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
15-year girl who went missing 10 years ago is found alive after escaping from her captor who apparently held her as a sex slave for the last 10 years. Awkward Thanksgiving Alert: Her captor was her mom's former boyfriend
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best parents in the world, Will and Jada Smith, are investigated by CPS because of the photo of their 13-year-old daughter lying in bed with a 20-year-old man. So... how's that 'letting them do whatever they want' working out for you?
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother wants her 14-year-old daughter's boyfriend to come out of the closet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prostate cancer linked to STI... suddenly all those men who didn't want their daughters vaccinated against cervical cancer causing STI's change their minds
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
This is why you shouldn't trust a woman with large stars tattooed above each breast to watch your kids
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Mon May 19, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Where will Chloe's emotional distress create plot openings next? When will Catelyn Stark eliminate her daughters weak husband? Will any embassy staff survive in the face of Jack? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread at 9pm EDT on Fox
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
A mother is arrested for standing up to her daughter's bully by: A) hiring some bigger students to beat up the bully, B) confronting the bully's parents, leading to a fight, or C) taking it into her own hands and grabbing the bully by the throat
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Sat May 17, 2014
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Father is concerned his daughter is being bullied in kindergarten and believes the school isn't doing anything to prevent it. So a restraining order on the 5 year old 'bully' is a perfectly rational response
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Fri May 16, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Obamas have between $200,000 and $400,000 stashed away in 529 college savings plans for their daughters Malia and Sasha. Wouldn't two or three be enough?
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: Can we do a Mother's Day edition where we talk about how to reconcile friendships, shaft one daughter in a will in favor of another, and a spendthrift mother who's about to die and siblings that won't pay for the funeral?
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Thu May 08, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
All this stuff in the news has disturbed the Kim Kardashian bubble and has her worried. Worried that racism is not, as she previously believed, completely eliminated
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Wed May 07, 2014
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Father at school board meeting: "I'm not sure this book is appropriate for my daughter to read." School board: "That's interesting, because we're sure you're under arrest for having an opinion about it"
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
The creepiest father-daughter pictures you will ever see, courtesy of a Purity Ball photographer
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy's daughter is starting to wonder if Sean Hannity was just using her father for ratings
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Thu April 24, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Daughter really wants her unemployed dad to get a job... so she hands the First Lady his resume at the White House's annual Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested trying to flee the country after raping girl. Fark: Saudi exchange student who raped 16-year-old daughter of his host family. What the Fark: He was having an affair with his host mom, and she tried to help him escape
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Sat April 19, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The mother of a 15-year-old girl who went on a crime spree with an older man she met online blames the internet, urges parents to check on what their children are doing online
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's zero tolerance story is about a NJ community college professor taking a picture of his daughter in a Game of Thrones T-shirt and getting suspended without pay. Why? Because AK-47s that's why
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The conservative lawyer who defended California's ban on gay marriage at the Supreme Court is at work on another project: planning his daughter's upcoming same-sex wedding ceremony
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Japan Daily Press)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years after the death of the creator of "Astro Boy", daughter looks in his desk and finds unpublished works
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Sat April 12, 2014
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games till your mother is pulling you out of bed at 4am to go start car fires with her
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Doctor gets five years in prison for waterboarding his daughter, which is weird because it's not even torture
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daughter of clown car wants to be a clown car too. This is like the Arkansas version of Kamino
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Mom of the Year gets busted shoplifting, does what any good person would do: blames it all on her 12-year-old daughter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember that DuPont heir who got sentenced to only probation and time at an inpatient treatment center for raping his three-year old daughter? Seems he never actually bothered to actually go to the treatment center either
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Wed April 09, 2014
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man hits a woman long boarder with his car putting her in a coma with less than a 5 percent chance of survival yet she somehow pulls through and her family forgave the driver and consider him family now. Wait, what?
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP candidate running for office to keep his daughter from learning evolution
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Another top banking figure is found dead, this time with his wife and daughter. There is a storm coming
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Mother whose daughter was killed during the Rwanda genocide has forgiven the man that killed her, so much so that they are now friends and live near each other and shop at the same market. I smell a new buddy comedy in the works
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Sat April 05, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
A Massachusetts lawyer was just disciplined for letting a man get custody of his daughter
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Thu April 03, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man runs into neighbor's burning home with fire extinguisher, succumbs to smoke, is pulled out by his 22-year-old daughter who does chest compressions until he revives and can hand her the hero tag
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Wed April 02, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Photographer captures evidence of 11 year old child-bride's wedding ceremony
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(Nogales International)
 
 
 
Driver: You can't arrest me for speeding, daddy is a Border Patrol agent. Officer: Challenge accepted
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Tue April 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Here's a no-nonsense way to get your messy daughter to clean her room: Move it out to the driveway
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mom's April Fools' "shots fired inside the school" prank fails to fool her daughter, April
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Don't discipline your son after he hits your daughter in the face with a bag of chips at a 7-Eleven? That's a car to the legs
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Mon March 31, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
You know that immigration detention Pope Francis promised a 9-year old girl he'd bring up with Obama? Probably just a coincidence, but yesterday he went free and was reunited with his daughter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Off-duty pilot convicted of trying to get into 14-year-old girl's cockpit during flight
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Father to spend 20 years in prison for raping his daughter. JK, he's rich, white, and gets probation
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Sun March 30, 2014
(herworldPLUS)
 
 
 
Veteran Hong Kong actor Tony Leung is outraged that his hot 21-year-old twin daughters are sharing sexy pics of themselves on social media. Just kidding: he says they're free to do whatever they want as long as they finish school first
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After death of girlfriend, Mick Jagger comforted by very ordinary eldest daughter whose mom inspired Brown Sugar. "He's never been one for needy women. And Karis has never asked him for anything. Not one thing - unlike all his other children"
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Sat March 29, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Attention, mothers who equate colors with a non-existent anti-feminist agenda: IT IS OKAY FOR YOUR DAUGHTER TO LIKE AND WEAR PINK
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Being the daughter of Uzbekistan's president and speaking out against his regime? That's a beatin' and house arrest
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shortly before he was executed, a Missouri man who raped and killed a teenage girl in 1989 tried to ease the tension his family felt by making funny faces at his daughters before the drugs took him out
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
News: Before being shot to death by home-invaders, mom begged them not to hurt her daughter. Fark: The daughter who paid $10,000 to have her parents killed
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