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Headlines matching 'daughters'
Thu February 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy) Asinine Angry dad de-lifes couple for defriending his daughter on Facebook  (charlotte.cbslocal.com) (145)


Mon February 06, 2012
(wptv.com) Florida Honestly officer, my daughter with cerebral palsy said I could take 40 grand from her special needs account so my son and I could buy trucks  (wptv.com) (52)


Thu February 02, 2012
(YouTube) Video US soldier serving Afghanistan brings a lot of dust into his daughter's kindergarten class  (youtube.com) (29)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske  (suntimes.com) (98)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Yahoo) Ironic Home birthing advocate dies giving birth in own home. Alanis Morissette tapped to perform at funeral  (au.news.yahoo.com) (286)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Fox News) Fail It's kind of tough to market yourself as a socialist champion of the people when your 14-year-old daughter is posting bling pictures online  (foxnews.com) (84)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Break) Cool While you were busy forcing your 8-year-old daughter to watch My Little Ponies so you had an excuse to watch, this little girl was learning to shred  (break.com) (36)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Would you let your teenage daughter sleep with her boyfriend in your home?  (dailymail.co.uk) (263)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Emirates 24/7) Scary Things most girls do with grandma: learn crafts, cook. Things most girls don't do with grandma: pose together in lingerie for a photo shoot  (emirates247.com) (112)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida You're trying too hard for a Mother-of-the-Year nomination if you tell your 12-year-old daughter she'll be pregnant by 16 and predict your 7-year-old daughter will grow up to be a stripper  (nwfdailynews.com) (60)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Jim Carrey's daughter got her golden ticket to Hollywood after auditioning for American Idol in San Diego. There is one serious flaw that could spell doom, she's the spitting image of Miley Cyrus. (pics, vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (99)
(WMUR) Hero "Ok, so that's 2 eggs over easy, crispy bacon and wheat toast...would you like your daughter with that?"  (wmur.com) (62)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Tom Cruise's daughter is dating a fellow Scientologist. At least it's not some crazy person  (dailymail.co.uk) (120)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Yahoo) Strange Dear Abby, my daughter's a whore. No, really  (news.yahoo.com) (95)
(CNN) Interesting ABC to air interview with Gingrich's Homewrecker #1/Ex-wife #2  (cnn.com) (107)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Starpulse) Dumbass Sarah Michelle Gellar on her atrocious dress at this year's Golden Globes: "My daughter picks out all my red carpet outfits"  (starpulse.com) (85)


Mon January 16, 2012
(New York Daily News) Amusing Is Jay-Z gonna have to choke a ... a ... ?  (nydailynews.com) (82)


Tue January 10, 2012
(That's a whole lot of wrong) Sick It's not news, it's incestuous lesbian pedo rape phone porn  (sunshinecoastdaily.com.au) (141)
(The New York Times) Sad "America's detention camp at Guantánamo Bay will have been open for 10 years. For seven of them, I was held there without explanation or charge. During that time my daughters grew up without me"  (nytimes.com) (268)


Tue January 03, 2012
(MSNBC) Sappy Bad news: Woman gets raped. Worse news: Gets pregnant and gives up baby for adoption. Sappy: Reunites with daughter 77 years later. I think there's dust in my eye leftover from the Dust Bowl  (msnbc.msn.com) (85)


Mon January 02, 2012
(The New Yorker) Interesting Top GOP electoral outcomes the press is secretly hoping for: 1) RON PAUL because RON PAUL, 2) Huntsman because hot daughters and wife, 3) a late entry because no, not Santorum, he's at 5)  (newyorker.com) (34)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting The Doctor to marry woman who played the role of his daughter. Same woman also happens to be The Doctor's daughter in real life and already has a child with The Doctor. Surprisingly, none of this happened in Dixie  (dailymail.co.uk) (87)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Rather than let his mother, wife or daughter move in, man burns down his house. Hero or crazy? You be the judge  (tampa.cbslocal.com) (68)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Hero 81-year old woman beats up the gun-toting man who mugged her daughter, demands he get off her lawn. Sure, it happened in Florida, but this woman deserves the Hero tag  (sun-sentinel.com) (19)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Hot mother accused of having sex with her daughter's friends, playing sexy, sexy ping pong  (dailymail.co.uk) (120)
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Latecomer for the coveted Father of the Year award arrested for putting a photo of his bound and gagged 22-month-old daughter on Facebook  (chicagotribune.com) (109)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Porn film company gives Joan Rivers' daughter Melissa offer to appear on red carpet, blue carpet  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Former Redskins QB Mark Rypen's daughter threw three TDs in her first lingerie league start. It looks like Dan Snyder has found Sexy Rexy's replacement  (lostlettermen.com) (41)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad "Teen Mom" Leah takes daughter for MRI to detect reasons for developmental delays. Apparently "being daughter of Teen Mom star Leah" is too obvious  (dailymail.co.uk) (42)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Bitten and Bound) Ironic Jacko's 13-year-old daughter has landed the starring role in a major motion picture. This is the same girl that wore a veil over her face until mid-2009. (pics, vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (66)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Here are some modernized Disney princesses, all ink-stained and pierced like the way you fear your daughter will end up  (blog.thaeger.com) (80)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Jezebel) Sad The secret daughter of Loretta Young and Clark Gable has passed away. In honor of Judy Lewis this submitter will not be revealed for 31 years  (jezebel.com) (29)
(CNN) Silly The Huntsman daughters bring sexy back. Don't click this link, it will only disappoint. Just savor the imagination   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (28)
(New York Daily News) Sad Wayne Gretzky's smoking hot daughter Paulina deletes Twitter account after tweeting racy pics, probably due to complaints of high sticking among recipients (borderline Not safe for work)  (nydailynews.com) (87)
(Click On Detroit) Scary When asking a father's permission to marry his daughter, and the answer is no, do you: C) Go in with guns and spray acid all over the entire family?  (clickondetroit.com) (43)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Awkward Moment) Strange The good news, your prostitute arrived on time; the bad news, she's your daughter  (weinterrupt.com) (161)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Silly Advice columnist suggests that moms use the Twilight movies to talk to their teen daughters about sex. Absent from the suggestions: "Don't get knocked up by someone 90 years older than you are"  (suntimes.com) (100)
(Stuff.co.nz) Followup Oddly enough, the ol' "Call colleges your daughter is applying to, pretend to be a concerned nurse, and warn them that a rival girl applying for acceptance is a lesbian with an untreated STD" strategy somehow backfired  (stuff.co.nz) (19)


Mon November 28, 2011
(The New York Times) Amusing Parents increasingly hit Google to help pick baby names, particularly to avoid stripper names for their daughters. "I didn't want there to be a Google identity for her to wrestle with"  (nytimes.com) (264)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious Anna Nicole Smith's daughter looks just like her. The resemblance is remarkable  (dailymail.co.uk) (86)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup While he won't face any criminal charges, at least the Texas judge who was caught on tape beating his disabled daughter might not get to be a judge anymore  (news.yahoo.com) (145)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Father of the Year candidate leaves 13-year-old daughter holding 50 bags of crack as he escapes from police  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (38)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Detroit News) Asinine Father of the Year candidate crashes car, flees, and abandons his infant and toddler daughters in Detroit  (detnews.com) (43)


Mon November 14, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Spiffy News: Congressman's daughter fights for medical marijuana. Fark: she's a Republican. Ultrafark: hotter than a freshly baked brownie  (signonsandiego.com) (235)


Thu November 10, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious A woman is charged with one misdemeanor count of child abuse for locking her daughter in a closet for 6 hrs. over bad grades. Phhhhttt, that's nothing. My mother once took away my Xbox for a WHOLE WEEK after I made a "D"  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (96)
(Some Guy) Florida Just so we're clear guys. When that hot MILF you just met in a chat room agrees to let you have sex with her and her 14 year old daughter, you might actually be talking to a cop  (naplesnews.com) (107)


Mon November 07, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Mother arrested after hiding crystal meth in daughter's diaper bag, tells police it's a bum wrap  (tampabay.com) (26)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Houston Press) Sick Texas judge sentences disabled teen to harsh punishment for file sharing  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (605)


Tue November 01, 2011
(YouTube) Video Jon Huntsman's three smoking daughters parody Cain's smoking ad. It's a video, so you might as well read the rest of this but yes, he has THREE hot daughters (even with mustaches)  (youtube.com) (186)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Billy Joel's daughter Alexa reveals she picked up something going down Easter  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)


Sun October 23, 2011
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Mother packs daughter's school backpack with pencils, books, sandwich with extra heat  (nydailynews.com) (63)


Fri October 21, 2011
(WXII) Strange Daughter to undergo transplant of Mom's uterus, leading to significant womb for speculation  (wxii12.com) (74)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Celebitchy) Obvious Ashton Kutcher despised by Demi Moore's daughters, Bruce Willis, everyone in general  (celebitchy.com) (56)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Finally, something the Right can agree with Obama on - children should not be exposed to the Kardashians  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Carla Bruni-Sarkozy gives birth to first French presidential baby. Immediately makes paparazzi surrender all photos  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Wed October 19, 2011
(YouTube) Fail Dad tries to scare his daughter, with obvious results  (youtube.com) (45)
(Naples Daily News) Florida You can rob our store. You can take our money. But don't even think about running off with my baby daughter  (naplesnews.com) (95)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Cancer-stricken mother dies 23 days after giving birth to daughter she saved by refusing chemotherapy  (dailymail.co.uk) (149)
(Some Guy) Sick No matter how mad your teenage daughter makes you, you are not allowed to dress her up in armor and beat her with a sword  (bellinghamherald.com) (155)
(Stuff.co.nz) Dumbass Mother tries to get daughter into prestigious school by: A) teacher recommendations B) video resume C) spreading sex disease lies about rival applicant  (stuff.co.nz) (31)

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