Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Oh look, a street performer is dancing to Michael Jackson. I wonder if he's any... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD  (youtube.com)	(59)

		Erin Andrews's stalker sentenced to watching her on Dancing With The Stars. Hasn't she suffered enough already?  (abcnews.go.com)	(69)
		It was a giant penis with water shooting out. Parents were rushing their children away from it so they would not have to explain why grown men wearing fur were drinking the white fluid and dancing in it, too  (news10.net)	(214)

(wusa9.com)

Parents upset that children's TV network will air a show at 8PM which covers pole dancing, sex, violence, and a family dog that has "an extraordinarily large anus"  (wusa9.com)

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New video by She and Him has the breathtakingly lovely Zooey Deschanel dancing around like the single cutest schoolgirl since a young Britney Spears  (music-mix.ew.com)

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Erin Andrews to appear on new season of "Dancing Naked in Front of Your Mirror While You Do Your Hair with the Stars"  (kansascity.com)

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(Winnipeg Free Press)		Punishment pending in the lapdancing teacher incident. Fark: To the students who recorded it  (winnipegfreepress.com)	(106)
		Poll shows that Americans have as much faith in an economic recovery right now as they have in Buzz Aldrin winning "Dancing With the Stars"  (rasmussenreports.com)	(110)

		Dancing toddler: 1, Greedy corporation abusing copyright law: 0  (arstechnica.com)	(43)
		Kate Gosselin will be on "Dancing With the Stars," but "will do most of her practicing near her Pennsylvania home because she insists on putting her children first"  (radaronline.com)	(49)

(Some Guy)

Olympic speed skater didn't turn up because he had his phone switched off  (bild.de)

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		If you find yourself running down the street grabbing drums and kicking the rear of a dancing dragon only to find a boy inside, you're either an angry politician or on shrooms  (dailymail.co.uk)	(53)
		Are the Olympics ready for ... pole dancing?  (msnbc.msn.com)	(169)

Why people REALLY watch figure skating  (cracked.com)

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The song is awesome, but the dancing is sublime  (youtube.com)

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For some ice dancers at this year's Olympics, committing a boner could be especially devastating  (online.wsj.com)

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77 year old screaming woman who can't sing jumps on stage with two ROCK legends (w/pic of crazy old lady dancing)  (rollingstone.com)

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"American Idol" does to the Winter Olympics what ice dancing does to the whole concept of "sports"  (thrfeed.com)

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Schools forcing students to sign contracts to attend dances to prevent "grinding". Promote the program with the slogan "Dance like Grandma's watching"  (msnbc.msn.com)

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		NBC explains its decision to show ice dancing over U.S./Canada hockey. "This is just another case of why the NHL will never be as popular as its fan base either believes it is or wants it to be."  (sports.yahoo.com)	(143)
		Dancing, pumpkin-headed news anchor from Omaha pulls off a sneak-attack return for Valentine's Day  (examiner.com)	(3)

Mike Tyson on Italy's Dancing With The Stars. Awkward doesn't begin to describe it  (youtube.com)

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International action star Dolph Lundgren sings "A Little Less Conversation" while dancing in a tux; then things get weird  (youtube.com)

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Dancing Owl Breaks It Down. Ya Rly  (break.com)

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Rush Limbaugh, dancing to Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face,' while doing the "Jersey Shore" fist pump (with vid)  (tmz.com)

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		Bill Gates caught table-dancing "Paris Hilton style" at Sundance. Top THAT, Steve Jobs  (news.cnet.com)	(39)
		High school officials vow to fight suggestive dancing by videotaping offending students. Giggity  (thesmokinggun.com)	(113)

		"Men can communicate their testosterone levels through the way they dance." And the way they beat up other men who make fun of their dancing  (spiegel.de)	(77)
		Australians outraged by champion Russian ice dancers' insensitive portrayal of aborigines during their skating routine (pic)  (independent.co.uk)	(22)

(American Decency Association)

Carnival Cruise Line's singles cruises might include "singles meet-ups, dancing and partying". Guess who has a problem with that  (americandecency.org)

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		It's all fun and games at the strip bar until a customer gets unhappy about a dance, grabs a gun, tries to rob the place, chases the dancer up to the roof, shoots the manager, sets a fire inside the club, and then dies  (azcentral.com)	(178)
		Yeah, Hollywood's out of ideas, but what happens when you combine a lack of ideas with 3D? Brad Pitt as a dancing penguin in "Happy Feet 2"  (examiner.com)	(25)

		Kate Beckinsale on living up to being named Esquire Magazine's sexiest woman alive: "I need to go out and become much better at pole dancing or something." God bless you, Esquire Magazine  (askmen.com)	(72)
		Once again: If you're claiming to be wheelchair-bound for disability purposes, don't go out dancing with a bunny mascot at local amusement park  (upi.com)	(33)

Yeah, you know that movie with all the singing and dancing? No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. Yeah, it's getting pulled from theatres because no one gives a damn  (movies.yahoo.com)

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Island of Vanatu was populated 3,000 years by people without heads, making them the root genetic ancestors of... members of Congress? Dancing with the Stars viewers? Sports fans in Philadelphia? So many jokes, so little headline  (sciencedaily.com)

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The best clip of a man tapdancing in roller skates you'll see all day; of course, that man is Gene Kelly  (youtube.com)

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There appears to be some kinks in the production of Ray Davies' musical "Come Dancing"  (telegraph.co.uk)

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What looks like a Super Mario Brother and is back for the holidays? Tony the dancing cop  (youtube.com)

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Old and busted: wedding party dancing down the aisle. New and busted-er: wedding party reenacting the Superman-General Zod fight from "Superman 2"  (youtube.com)

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		What better way to experience the cradle of the nation's gang culture than with a bus tour through South LA, complete with dance-offs, kids shooting water pistols at tourists, and "I Got Shot in South-Central" T-shirts  (latimes.com)	(39)
		Photoshop this dancing torch bearer  (cache.boston.com)	(25)

Dancing queen attending the "World's Largest Disco" Saturday night spills his beer on a man. Tries to hustle away but the man and his four friends le freak on him, turn him upside down. The good news is he's stayin' alive  (buffalonews.com)

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(ET Online)

Levi Johnston says he'd be happy to appear on "Dancing With the Stars." Actually, he's be happy if you had some spare change you could lend him  (etonline.com)

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Synchronized Robot Dancing  (break.com)

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Donny Osmond wins Dancing with the Stars. Well...that's...you know what, I can't bring myself to care. Sorry  (hollywoodinsider.ew.com)

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(Some B-boy)

Frenchman wins 6th annual Red Bull breakdancing championships. In other news, there are still breakdancing championships  (multivu.prnewswire.com)

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