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Headlines matching 'damn'
Fri February 10, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The New York Times) Obvious The real class war in this country isn't between rich and poor, it's between the educated and the mouth-breathers. Or, as they say in scientific circles, "same damn thing"  (nytimes.com) (273)
(Short List) Interesting Obama releases his campaign playlist on Spotify. Fox News disappointed with the damn American-ness of it all. Everyone else disappointed with the damn U2-ness of it all  (shortlist.com) (152)
(UPI) Cool World's largest collection of rare liquors on sale for $8 million. In completely unrelated news, TotalFark subscriptions to rise to $10/month for some damn reason  (upi.com) (9)
(The New York Times) Obvious Conservatives: "The reason poor people are falling behind is because liberals have corrupted their values -- not anything we've done." Krugman: "Now wait a damn minute here. . "  (nytimes.com) (185)


Wed February 08, 2012
(NASA) Spiffy NASA solves the problem of what to do with all those damn pennies  (nasa.gov) (33)


Tue February 07, 2012
(The Hill) Dumbass "Our Founders designed a system that makes it more difficult for me to do as I damn well please" Thank God  (thehill.com) (162)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting District Attorney investigating the goddamn BAT vans  (610wiod.com) (30)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout: "Put down those damn teabags and use me, you lout"  (mirror.co.uk) (76)


Mon January 30, 2012
(ABC) Scary *Knock knock* "What is it Leftenant Sebastian?" "It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here and they've brought a flag." "Damn, that's dash cunning of them"  (abcnews.go.com) (62)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious By the end of the game, a capacity crowd of 18,809 was singing, "We Don't Give A Damn For the Whole State of Michigan"  (rivals.yahoo.com) (30)


Sat January 28, 2012
(MSNBC) Sappy A dying child, a rescued dog... Damn, it's dusty in here tonight  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (24)
(YouTube) Interesting Did you know Here Comes the Sun had a guitar solo? And Damn, Dhanni looks like his father  (youtube.com) (46)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Mental Floss) Interesting Finally, one of life's mysteries solved. Now someone tell me why fancy ketchup is so damn fancy  (mentalfloss.com) (43)
(Wired) Interesting The world's first computer password may as well have been 1234 or password. Damn, now I have to update my Fark account again  (wired.com) (21)


Tue January 24, 2012
(WLSAM) Obvious Dear Mr. President, in your SOTU speech this evening, I suggest you avoid talking about your first term in office. It won't do you a damn bit of good. Sincerely, Rahm  (wlsam.com) (68)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida 66 cats removed from home. Damn beatniks  (sun-sentinel.com) (37)


Wed January 18, 2012
(PANDACAM) Cool Since Drew is greenlighting any old thing until the whiskey wears off, I give you - PANDACAM The San Diego Zoo's webcam of these enchanting creatures oh just click the damn link already  (sandiegozoo.org) (3)
(ESPN) Obvious YOU DAMN SKIPPY Pacman Jones is a Bengal  (espn.go.com) (15)
(ZDNet) Interesting If Drew and Microsoft agree that something is bad, then it's probably pretty damn bad. And Drew and Microsoft agree that SOPA is bad. QED  (zdnet.com) (46)
(Fark) Asinine Damnit Lowes, why does a five foot length of 3/4" copper pipe cost more than a ten foot length of 3/4" copper pipe?  (fark.com) (97)
(Some Guy) Interesting Ive been a Farker for almost 10 years and have never gotten one damn greenlight...so here's the BattleTech Wiki  (sarna.net) (152)
(Some Guy) Sad Sleep preserves and enhances the memory of the time you came home from college a day early and found your parents going at it with that gas-powered dildo from Naked Gun. Damn you sleep  (medicalxpress.com) (15)
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting A look inside an extensive yeast collection. Once again, we can't thank your mother enough for volunteering ALRIGHT THATS JUST GDAMN FUNNY I LV YER MOMJOKES  (mnn.com) (23)


Tue January 17, 2012
(io9) Strange To be the Goddamned Batman, or not to be the Goddamned Batman, that is the question  (io9.com) (28)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Jacksonville Daily News) Dumbass Jailed man accused of hiding handgun in rectum. Damn near killed him  (jdnews.com) (40)
(The Hill) Amusing Force a government shut down again. C'mon, force a government shut down again. I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfarker. Force a government shut down one more goddamn time  (thehill.com) (225)
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Up next on Man vs. Food Adam takes the 'marijuanapeños' challenge. It's too damn hot to eat but you just can't stop  (chron.com) (49)
(Neatorama) Cool Neatorama gives props to Fark for drawing their frogdamn attention to the world's smallest frog  (neatorama.com) (0)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Chile wants to generate half of its electricity at hydro plants, river ecosysytems be damned  (bloomberg.com) (38)


Thu January 12, 2012
(The New York Times) Asinine NY Times public editor is "looking for reader input on whether and when New York Times news reporters should" do their damn jobs  (publiceditor.blogs.nytimes.com) (140)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Topless Robot) Cool Ten toys only true hardcore fans give a damn about. Hey, that Willrow Hood ice cream maker action figure from Empire Strikes Back is ESSENTIAL, dammit  (toplessrobot.com) (28)
(UPI) Unlikely Romney, forgetting where he is, urges South Carolina voters to follow the lead of those damn Yankee folks up north  (upi.com) (46)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Fox News) Dumbass Woman fakes daughter's death to go to Costa Rica. Employers became suspicious by different fonts on forged death certificate. DAMN YOU COMIC SANS  (foxnews.com) (73)


Mon January 09, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting Smart cooktop knows where your pot is. And I say that cooktop is a little too smart for its own good, and better keep its damn mouth shut if it knows what's good for it  (gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com) (23)


Fri January 06, 2012
(NYPost) Obvious The case for harmonious lock-step authoritarian group-think  (nypost.com) (28)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing I aint no expert on this English talk, but damn, does your headline suck  (washingtonpost.com) (25)
(wmal.com) Amusing White people "can't do a damn thing to me or about me. Isn't that funny?" says DC's Mayor for Life Marion Barry. Ya know, the one who was caught smoking crack in the 90s and now they're making a movie about him  (wmal.com) (71)


Tue January 03, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Week 18 NFL Power Rankings. Pack are wire to wire #1, everyone else is ranked too damned high  (espn.go.com) (626)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida If you're going to try to get out of being arrested by bribing a deputy with NFL tickets, find a better game than the Miami Dolphins versus the New York Jets. "Miami-Jets tickets aren't worth a damn"  (palmbeachpost.com) (15)


Sat December 31, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Underwater cannon could show promise in fighting off invasive species...if scientists could figure out how to light the damn fuse  (msnbc.msn.com) (12)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Teenager dies days after delivering baby she saved by forgoing chemotherapy. 'She told the nurse, "I'm done, I did what I was supposed to. My baby is going to get here safe".' Damn dusty room  (dailymail.co.uk) (262)


Sat December 24, 2011
(CTV) Sad Damn, another of the great builders gone. RIP Ed Roman, 61  (ctv.ca) (30)


Fri December 23, 2011
(TechEBlog) Cool Holy God damn  (techeblog.com) (53)


Mon December 19, 2011
(SlashFilm) Cool The Dark Knight Rises trailer has been released. I don't even have a joke here, just watch the damn thing  (slashfilm.com) (326)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Security guards try to stop Christian Bale from visiting blind Chinese activist under house arrest, fail to recognize him as the Goddamned Batman  (mirror.co.uk) (48)


Wed December 14, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Alexander Graham Bell speaks, says "Get me out of this damn coffin"  (msnbc.msn.com) (20)


Tue December 13, 2011
(YouTube) Video First official trailer for Men In Black 3 looks better than expected. If nothing else it proves Josh Brolin does a damn good job of channeling his inner Tommy Lee Jones  (youtube.com) (277)
(I Heart Chaos) Cool In ten years, we'll finally get cars that look like they're from the future. About damn time  (iheartchaos.com) (87)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Comics Alliance) Amusing Al Jaffee, the 91 year-old artist who has drawn Mad Magazine's fold-ins for years and done the Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions feature, took stupid questions from a live audience and gave some damn snappy answers (w/video)  (comicsalliance.com) (42)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Rolling Stone) Cool Rolling Stone picks their 50 best albums of 2011, and damned if they didn't get #1 right  (rollingstone.com) (199)


Thu December 08, 2011
(SlashFilm) Obvious Lionsgate executive hints that the Saw series will continue for as long as moviegoers are stupid enough to keep shelling out money to see the same damn movie again and again and again and again and again and again  (slashfilm.com) (29)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup LA hit with "once in a generation windstorm". We knew Twilight sucked but damn  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (43)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing It's Damn You Autocorrect's first year anniversary. Let's have a look at the top 25 entries  (damnyouautocorrect.com) (292)
(Some Guy) Hero "I'm sorry, but you are President of the damn United States of America. You have to do what is right for the country and not worry about the political ramifications"  (thefiscaltimes.com) (133)
(Slate) Interesting Science asks: Is it more dangerous to drive drunk or stoned? Subby's own near-exhaustive experimentation with Mario Kart indicate we should probably just have the damn pizza delivered  (slate.com) (56)
(The Morning Call) Weird Scallops stolen in burglary. Goddamn clamcakes still unaccounted for  (mcall.com) (24)


Wed November 30, 2011
(CNN) Interesting USDA gives out record fine to popular traveling circus. In other news, apparently the people who say what you can and cannot use as pesticides on your own damn land have say over entertainment  (cnn.com) (51)


Tue November 29, 2011
(NHL) Obvious Damnit, Pronger  (nhl.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Mike Tyson Sings "The Girl From Ipanema" on a Brazilian TV Show - and does it pretty damn well  (complex.com) (59)
(NPR) Unlikely Just like cheerleaders are real athletes and self-published writers are real authors, Air Force drone operators would like you to know that they're real pilots, damnit  (npr.org) (235)


Thu November 24, 2011
(TMZ) Followup "THE RENT IS TOO DAMN H--" "Here's your eviction notice"  (tmz.com) (59)


Wed November 23, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious Damn it Orton  (latimes.com) (188)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Yahoo) Strange Do you care what the "rent is too damn high" guy thinks about the AL MVP ballot? No? Well, here's a nonsensical article about it anyway  (sports.yahoo.com) (10)


Sat November 19, 2011
(CBS News) Dumbass Did you know a mere sticker could send you to the fires of eternal damnation? This former employee did  (cbsnews.com) (270)
(Short List) Strange 30 inexplicably damning reviews for awesome movies. More Ebert can be expected  (shortlist.com) (172)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Boston Herald) Ironic Elizabeth Warren: I support Occupy Wall Street. OWS: So you'll sign this petition for Occupy Harvard? Warren: Get that thing away from me, you damn dirty hippies. Mama bear don't crap where she eats  (bostonherald.com) (326)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Strange WWE wants LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal for Wrestlemania 28. THE NBA'S STILL REAL TO THEM, DAMN IT  (bleacherreport.com) (35)
(TMZ) Asinine Damn near killed 'em  (tmz.com) (61)
(PhysOrg.com) Cool Pentagon tests hypersonic flying bomb that has the ability to strike targets anywhere in the world in less than a hour. Damn that's fast... and threatening  (physorg.com) (122)


Wed November 16, 2011
(ABC) Dumbass Texas College Republican leader: "Hey ya'll, you might be tempted to shoot the President, but don't do it. Oh, damnit, I may have worded that wrong"  (abcnews.go.com) (243)
(Contact Music) Amusing When William Shatner warns you about the dangers of deep-fried turkeys, you better damn well listen  (contactmusic.com) (33)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Mental Floss) Interesting Eleven sounds kids have probably never heard in their lives. Because they've always got those damn headphones on and they're always playing with their cell phones. Get off my lawn  (mentalfloss.com) (373)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Police use the promise of free beer to capture suspects during Operation Dirty Goddamn Trick  (news.sky.com) (49)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Boston Herald) Asinine New GOP ad attacks Elizabeth Warren for supporting "Drug-using Occupy protestors". BTW GOP, Richard Nixon called, he said even he doesn't think "Screw those damn hippies" will work as well in 2012 as it did in 1968  (bostonherald.com) (245)
(Some Guy) Scary Did you order the Code Red? - You're Goddamn right I did  (nctimes.com) (70)


Mon November 07, 2011
(The Daily Beast) Weird The top movie sidekicks of all time--and Jules Winnfield? Sidekick? Say "sidekick"again," I dare you. I double dare you, motherf*cker, say "sidekick" one more g*ddamn time  (thedailybeast.com) (91)


Sun November 06, 2011
(AP) Obvious Six days without power, and people are starting to get pissed. For some damned reason AP thinks this is news  (hosted.ap.org) (154)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Kyle Busch lost his damn mind at Texas. Again. Now has the rest of the weekend off to think about how to top it next year  (scenedaily.com) (118)


Fri November 04, 2011
(FilmDrunk) Strange The Karate Kid is now the The Karate 50-Year-Old. Damn, we're old  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (68)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting New GPS device alerts domestic violence victims that it's time to start making some damn sandwiches again  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (45)


Wed November 02, 2011
(College Humor) Amusing Curiosity didn't kill the cat, but it came pretty damn close  (collegehumor.com) (29)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Marketwatch) Unlikely Gold and silver show signs of a bottom. PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS, YOU LOOK LIKE FOOLS  (marketwatch.com) (61)


Mon October 31, 2011
(The New York Times) Followup Herman Cain admits sexual harassment allegations, saying, "Yep, I totally did that. Brother, you should have seen her. Legs all the way up to here. I mean... DAMN." Just kidding, he calls them "baseless"   (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (224)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Some Fight Card) Spiffy UFC 137 discussion thread. Baseball is over, CM is a damn punk. But want not, for tonight we have a competitive showing of great fighters that will soothe even the savage liters. Prelims start at 6, main card at 9pm ET  (ufc.com) (197)


Fri October 28, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Fail Plot synopsis for the new Evil Dead movie released, and it's a bold, creative and gutsy story. Just kidding, it's the same damn movie as the first one, only without Bruce Campbell  (iheartchaos.com) (36)
(Gawker) Interesting Everyone knows that Steve Jobs was pretty anal, but DAMN  (gawker.com) (229)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Dolphins coach Tony Sparano has put his house up for sale, fueling speculation....eh, no one cares. It's just the damned Dolphins  (sun-sentinel.com) (26)


Mon October 24, 2011
(News.com.au) Weird Teen violence linked to fizzy drinks. Damn you, Willy Wonka... DAMN YOU  (news.com.au) (81)


Sun October 23, 2011
(News.com.au) Spiffy Venom from funnel-web spiders and tarantulas could be used to kill breast cancer cells. So... go get that venom. Go ahead. I'll wait right here. Go. I'm not getting anywhere near those damn things  (news.com.au) (21)
(Gothamist) Fail First #Occupy came for Wall Street and I said nothing. Then they came for Hersheys and YOU GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY CHOCOLATE  (gothamist.com) (149)


Wed October 19, 2011
(CNN) Scary NASA says one-third of the things out in space that are bombarding Earth with gamma rays are classified as "damned if we know"  (lightyears.blogs.cnn.com) (39)
(ESPN) Florida Muschamp: look, motherfarker, I'm sorry. All right? Goddamnit  (espn.go.com) (17)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Pretty damn incredible Super Mario Brothers wedding invitation  (mymodernmet.com) (46)


Tue October 18, 2011
(411mania.com) Silly Urkel wants some respect, damnit  (411mania.com) (37)
(My Fox DC) Scary Sure, you'll have AIDS - but damn your feet will look amazing  (myfoxdc.com) (40)

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