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63 headlines found matching 'damn'
Fri August 28, 2015
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it Friday already? Oh damn...quiz time again, and none of us studied
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Thu August 27, 2015
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
So, it's been a month since Windows 10 came out. How's it doing? Well...pretty damn good, actually
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(178)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
For this student, the rent is too damn high
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(33)
 


Wed August 26, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
It's always nice to welcome a newborn baby red panda into the world but do they have to be sooooooooo damn cute? D'awwwwwwwww
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Tue August 25, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
Flaw in internet-connected fridge allows attackers to steal your Google password. The flaw is that it's a fridge on the goddamned internet
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Sat August 22, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Deez Nuts has picked up the all-important The Rent is Too Damn High Party endorsement
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(52)
 


Thu August 20, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Study finds you can slap an 'organic' label on any damn food at all and people will think it tastes better
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(105)
 


Tue August 18, 2015
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Kid's gaming makes up nearly 8% of mobile spending because be QUIET and just PLAY this damn GAME you little MONSTER
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(30)
 


Thu August 13, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Antenna TV to air full-length episodes of Johnny Carson's Tonight Show, finally show these damn kids today what a watchable late night show looks like
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Sat August 08, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Eat like a sumo wrestler. Actually, that stew looks pretty damn good -- to hell with subby's diet
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(15)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Huge 11lb rabbit named Nivens McTwisp is found dumped in a box with a note presumably saying owners couldn't afford to feed the damn thing (pics)
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Thu August 06, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
IAEA to Congress: For f*ck's sakes, just let us do our goddamn jobs. One of us has to
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Mon August 03, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Python on the loose in Sweden. This is not a repeat from-well, technically it is, since the damn thing escaped again
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Sat August 01, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Someone cut out the music to Lionel Ritchie's video for Hello and the end result is goddamn terrifying
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, TFD, how the hell do I get this GODDAMN MOTH that flew up my ear OUT OF MY FARKING EAR??
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(575)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Crypto-Nazis and damn queers: Where political punditry began
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Thu July 30, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Court dismisses lawsuit for two damned dirty apes
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(30)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Curiosity has found another goddamn rock on Mars. What are the chances? (w/ pic of rock)
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Mon July 27, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Nice Olympics bid you got there, Boston. Be a damned shame if there were to be any cost overruns or anything like that
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Fri July 24, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Colin Cowherd's exit from ESPN moves from "the end of the year" to "right damn now" after basically calling Dominican baseball players stupid
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Tue July 21, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal - oh, and all Women, and erm...Cats and Dogs. Damn it, what about the budgeriegars?
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Mon July 20, 2015
(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Is it really that damn hard to beat Bobby Flay? Conclusion from non-scientific study of Iron Chef America and Throwdown: "He gets a nice home boost, but on a playing field that sways against him, he folds like an apple turnover"
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(62)
 
(Hello! Magazine)
 
 
 
Just so you know, Mariah Carey's shoe closet is bigger than your whole damn house and much more tasteful
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(37)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man uses flame thrower to set motel on fire. DAMNED BED BUGS
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(32)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
For the last time: A) If you're going out to commit a crime, and B) you might reasonably expect a pursuit because your vehicle is the goddamn getaway car, C) put some gas in it first
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(9)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Things you will say to your kids a million goddamn times. I swear, don't make me come up there
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Wed July 15, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
June 2014: Hope Solo bounces her 17-yr old nephew's head off the damn floor, rains fists down on him. July 2015: Hope Solo to star in Nickelodeon's "Kid's Choice Sports" gala
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Mon July 13, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Oh great, yet another cover of Bohemian Rhapsody. Huh? Whoa... wow... damn, that is beautiful
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Sun July 12, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says the new Golden Calf, the false idol worshiped by the damned, is wealth
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Thu July 09, 2015
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: You want dessert but you don't want to turn on the oven. What to do? Show us your cool dessert treats. And yes, you can include all your booze, you damn lushes
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Tue July 07, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
To put things in human-understandable terms, a road trip from Earth to Pluto at 65 MPH would only take you eleven Abe Vigoda lifespans to arrive there, not counting bathroom breaks and dealing with those damn kids in the back seat
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker worked on a Australian science fiction mini series "Airlock", and the first of the three episodes can be viewed for free right now at Youtube. Check it out - it's 20 minutes of deep space action and came up pretty damn well
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Mon July 06, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ten tips from the survivor's guide to running with the bulls in Pamplona leaves out rule #11: don't run with the goddamn bulls
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, ma'am, for this question I don't see a box labeled 'NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS'"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Damn we haven't even gotten a human to Mars yet and they're already talking about flying missions over Macho Grande in airplanes
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Tue June 30, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
My snailmilk brings all the boys to the yard, and that purples like, better than yours, damn right it's better than yours
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Fri June 26, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Taser dealer sentenced to 30 years for enticing a minor over the internet. When she turned 18, she ran to live with him, his wife and two kids: "I wanna be the best damn slave that he's ever owned"
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"You shouldn't put messages of hate on billboards. Remember, God is Love." "Well, then He can rent his own damn billboard if he wants to." GOD: "Okay, then"
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Mon June 22, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Hit one overpass without stopping, shame on you. Hit two overpasses without stopping, um, wha... what are you doing? Hit three overpaSTOP THE DAMN SEMI ALREADY
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Sat June 20, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series' Owens Corning AttiCat 300 will be your cure for insomnia tonight, because not only are they at Chicagoland Speedway, but the damn race doesn't start until 9:30 PM Eastern on Fox Sports 1
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Tue June 16, 2015
(AOL)
 
 
 
Are you being as productive as you could be with the last 10 minutes of your workday? Here's 14 ways to improve. No, pressing F5 on the Fark queue to see if your submitted link went green isn't there, but we all know it damn well should be
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Record breaking 415-foot basketball shot made from atop Tasmania's Gordon Dam. Damn
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(18)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Thanks to a new law, you could get a goddamn $250 ticket if you farking swear in Arlington, Virginia
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Tue June 02, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Another reason to pull your damn pants up
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(43)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
You may be big, but are you "search engine dedicated to your own stuff" big? Because that is pretty damn big
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Two damn dirty apes have lawyered up and are in court applying for "personhood"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's so damn hot in India that the roads are melting
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(94)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas earthen dam failure damn "imminent". Link goes to live feed(Update: officials now say dam will hold)
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Fri May 22, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
"This country is a hellhole, we are going down fast" says the man with the funny hair who wants to be in charge of the voyage of the damnned
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let's look in and see how many people have lost their job over the VA scandal. "One firing? That's all we got, one goddamn firing?" "You can't say goddamn on the air." "Don't worry, no one is listening anyway"
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Mon May 18, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chelsea's Cesc Fàbregas earns the funniest and stupidest straight red card of the season; during a stoppage in play he booted the ball off of Chris Brunt's damn head. One might say Brunt took the himself of the damage
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Sat May 16, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer but you have to admit a shade canopy that you can also eat is pretty damn useful
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(13)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The oral history of Big League Chew is actually pretty damn interesting
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(14)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The real story of Benghazi" Finally, we can bury the damn horse.....or whatever remains of him
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Orangutan feeds baby tigers while acting as their surrogate mother in footage even a flinty-hearted jerkoff like you has to admit is pretty damn cute
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Fri May 08, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Die-hard fans of Blue Bell ice cream refuse to get rid of their stash at home, listeria be damned. "So, I'm hoping that I won't catch it. It's more of a faith thing"
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Thu May 07, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Damn, Sophie B. Hawkins does not wish Rosie O'Donnell was her lover
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Wed May 06, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Other than the 30-lb rat that keeps trying to damage the foundation, the self-sufficient floating food garden is pretty damn cool
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So I decided that I should resign via cake -- not only because nobody can be mad or sad at a cake, but also because I'm a bit of a joker and a cake of resignation is pretty damn hilarious"
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(30)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(WRAL)
 
 
 
The rent really is too damned high
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(136)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson rants about paying his executives too much. "They won't even drive a Toyota. The damn ingrates. Trying to aspire to MY lifestyle"
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(78)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Geese in South Carolina subdivision facing firing squad get one-month reprieve as protesters argue gunning the honking shiatbags down like the huge winged vermin that they are might hurt the feelings of Canadians or some damn thing
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
He's the goddamn Baltimore Batman
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(27)
 

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