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Tue December 16, 2014
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Look, I paid $8 for my Austrian goat milk, double half caf, half decaf, soy milk, cappuccino, extra hot, with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon and half tablespoon of caramel-latte-frappa-mocha and I'LL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE
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Mon December 15, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Two months before the race even starts and Brian Vickers is already out of the Daytona 500. Because he has a damn hole in his heart. Again
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Winners of the 2015 Motorhome Of The Year content announced, for people who can't take a two-week vacation without bringing their whole damn house along with them
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(5)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Socialism works....for a couple of years, then DAMN does shiat get really bad
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(101)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What is shocking is the continuing claim of the CIA's leaders that torture worked. And that is a damnable lie, a devastating deceit and a self-deception that poses a danger to the agency and the American people"
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Mon December 08, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Hey Liberals, stop acting like morans and stop your damned witch hunt. Conservatives are the ones who act before thinking. Signed, the New Yorker
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(78)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Turns out we steal office supplies because we're just so damned stressed out. So grab some more highlighters and post-it notes
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(55)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Court rules that chimpanzees are damned dirty apes
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(76)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
'Gone With the Wind' goes AWOL from library for 65 years, turns out nobody gave a damn
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(33)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Check out these pictures from 1989 of the mall where you bought the mower you used to cut the lawn you now tell those damn kids to get off of
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Mon December 01, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sophie B. Hawkins to her soon-to-be ex: "Damn, I wish I had full custody of our son"
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(32)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fewer people took part in Black Friday this year and retailers don't know why. How about the rent is too damn high?
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Sun November 30, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
There are so many goddamn hipsters out there trying to impress everybody with how much they like vinyl records that manufacturers can't keep up with the demand
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(136)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Fine, fine, we'll soon have turbolifts. Where are the damn holodecks already? Lonely... so lonely
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(55)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but aliens make more sense than those damned drones everyone's talking about
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(17)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you were hoping to get a pet monkey for Christmas, this group is doing their damnedest to squash your dreams
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mark Udall urged to leak massively damning torture report since he's leaving anyway and f*ck you people *mic drop*
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Tue November 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
What you learn after hanging out with George RR Martin for 801 minutes. Goddammit. That's 801 minutes he could have spent FINISHING THE DAMN BOOK
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"22 years of hard work I was 3 god damn games away from my dream 3 freakin games away from being drafted and living my dream"
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Oooh, aaahh. *ow ow ow* Oh yeah, baby. *ow ow ow* Do you like it like that? *ow ow ow* Oh, goddamnitsomuch
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(44)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The first trailer for the Grumpy Cat Christmas movie has been released. Damn you, British Grumpy Cat, now I may have to watch a Lifetime movie
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(74)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sophie B. Hawkins turns 47 today. Here's her racy, lingerie-filled video for Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover
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Fri October 31, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The first annual Breaking Bad Festival will be held Nov. 7-8? You're goddamn right
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Tue October 28, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"The one thing this election will decide." That some people will be going to Congress and Senate for the first time, some will be going home and some will stay. All of them won't do a damn thing after that, though
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Twenty-one foods that require ketchup to be palatable. No, steak isn't on the list you goddamned heathens. All steak needs is A-1. Ketchup should be nowhere near a steak
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Sat October 25, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Percy Harvin neither confirms nor denies animosity toward Russell Wilson. Will admit to enjoying the occasional pizza bagel. Damn those can be tasty late at night
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Thu October 23, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reporter finds damning evidence against GOP gubernatorial candidate, gets shiat on by his paper after the story goes live, resigns afterwards. Oh, and his paper also happened to endorse said candidate
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Tue October 21, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google takes a Magic Leap with a $542 million investment in some crazy-sounding stealthy startup that's busy at work trying to give us a new way to see the world (damn that is one cute elephant in that pic)
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
In order to mitigate the fallout from their inaction, Ankara publishes lies (no civilians left in Kobane), more lies (Kurds and ISIS are the same) and damned lies (Erdogan completely sane)
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Sat October 18, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Florida State, Alabama and OU all face ranked opponents today. Who is in danger of being upset? Plus, how much does it cost to get a damn autograph these days? Anyone? Anyone? Winston? Winston? It's your College Football Farkday
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Fri October 17, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
Out, damn Spotify-wannabies, out
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(42)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Goddamn, my eyes are bleeding from all these "Obama, ebola" stories
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Tue October 14, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ted Williams, the former radio guy turned homeless panhandling addict turned Internet success story, has burned through all his money & is on the verge of financial ruin. Damn you, Internet
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Thu October 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee threatens to leave Republican Party unless they push harder against gay marriage. Harder. What, are you a wimp? Harder. Damnit, HARDER, I SAID, PUSH HARDER
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A rundown of last night's debates across the states. Damn Georgia, you crazy
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Mon October 06, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
A supercut of cinema's greatest zoom shots - it's enough to make Dramatic Beaver look like a damned amateur (Video has some Not safe for work content)
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Sat October 04, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Remember the classic NES game Duck Hunt? Here are some things you did not know about it, including how you can shoot that annoying damn dog
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Fri October 03, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
An Australian wonders why Americans are so damned happy all the time. Surprisingly, "Because our ecosystem doesn't consist of nothing but deadly murderous insects, snakes and sea creatures" is not the answer
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis introduce their newborn baby girl Wyatt to the world. Damn it Kelso. Wyatt's a dude's name. Dumbass
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Tue September 30, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
That "climate change" thing that is totally not happening and was made up by those mean scientists is most likely at fault for the massive California drought, but hey, what does those damn scientists know anyway?
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Mon September 29, 2014
(NESN)
 
 
 
Brazilian second-tier club Boa Esporte scores amazing 'own goal' after defender tries to clear the ball, but banks it off the goalkeeper's damn head
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Fri September 26, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The NFL has been pretty shiatty this year; I could have used the "Follow Up" tag, but this little one is a God Damn "HERO"
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Thu September 25, 2014
(ITV)
 
 
 
There are more people over 90 than at any time in the planet's history, and every single one wants you to cut your damn hair, turn down that noise you call music and get the hell off their lawn
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Somebody turn off the damn fog machine...oh, it's a timelapse, nevermind
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(7)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ten ways to tell that you're too damn old for social media
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(13)
 
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Farker's son has an entry in Steam's 2014 Saxxy Awards, and I'll be damned if I'm not proud of him. Take a gander if you like. And if you're logged into Steam, any and all votes for his submission would be appreciated
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Sat September 20, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Members of Arcade Fire, The Strokes, and Bon Iver say they have formed a "supergroup." Apparently, they don't know the definition of that word, as true supergroups were bands like Asia, Traveling Wilburys, and Damn Yankees
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ma'am I'm sorry that your 12-year-old daughter is suffering a seizure, but this damn bus has a schedule to keep
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Unpopular girl subjected to cruel "homecoming queen prank." Amazing: The real homecoming queen gives her crown away to the girl in front of everyone. Damn dusty here
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Because it's Friday, you're bored, and nobody is responding to that damn email you sent two hours ago: The Fark Weird News Quiz. The quiz more doctors recommend for their patients with unusual swelling
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
NASA Inspector General lobs big damn rocks at agency's asteroid hunting program
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(6)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Damn kids with noisy bikes, get off my lawn
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(10)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How we botched the first predator mission." Damn cloaking devices
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(55)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Did you order the Rubber Chicken?" "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID"
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
2014 voters don't give a damn about Obamacare or ISIS or whether John Boehner's shade of orange would look good on their walls. It's the economy, stupid
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(248)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Countering recent statements by the Dalai Lama that he might be the last incarnation of the Lama, the Chinese government issues a statement saying he damn well WILL reincarnate, and like it
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(64)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Kerry tries to put together a Coalition of the Damned
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(25)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Obama's brain drain" Politico helpfully points out that there are many vacancies in the Obama administration. Strangely enough, most of them need to be voted on by the Senate. Damn you Obama for not forcing the Senate to meet your needs
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(166)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Action movies make you fat. DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY
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(25)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Damn The Man: behind the scenes of "Empire Records"
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(39)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scholars don't think there was a real life Jesus Christ. Well God damn
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(371)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Economist)
 
 
 
In order to save the planet we need to save the trees. According to those damned hippie tree huggers at The Economist, anyway
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