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56 headlines found matching 'damn'
Tue January 27, 2015
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"The Rent Is Too Damn High" guy is being evicted
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(47)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Stop saying video games are too damned long
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Thu January 22, 2015
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
The federal government spent $430,000 studying gay hookup apps for some damn reason or another
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Wed January 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some thanks come late in life, some like this reunion between a Holocaust survivor and his soldier savior that took 70 years are still worth every damn bit of that thanks
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Tue January 20, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers says his calf should be fully healed in six weeks AND WHY COULDN'T BOSTICK JUST CATCH THE DAMN BALL JESUS
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
It's so damn cold in Canada right now that people are refusing to leave burning houses
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(21)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
There is widespread support for Pennsylvania's new governor who hasn't done a damn thing yet
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(59)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(Today)
 
 
 
Here are some before and after photos of rescue dogs. Goddamnit, Sarah McLachlan, stop playing that damn song already
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(108)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
True, the Pac-12 might not be good at winning national championships, but they're damn good at being the champions of funky helmets
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(18)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Judge: "It is the opinion of this court that we have no goddamn idea what the hell happened here"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Yeah, let me have a Big Mac, large fries, medium Coke, and a strawberry Souls of the Damned" (Some Not safe for work content in article's sidebar)
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Sun January 11, 2015
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Brooklyn art gallery opens exhibit inspired by Walter White and Walt Whitman, featuring paintings that explore the "W.W. duality." Hipsters? You're GODDAMN right
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Wed January 07, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You can watch a creepy elderly version of yourself yell at you to cut your damn hair and get off the lawn on this bizarre website. Farmer's Market DLC expected soon
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"You plagiarized from SocialismSucks.net? Really? Goddamn, and you were the 'smart' one? This is why we can't have decent scandals" - Rand Paul
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Wed December 31, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel writes an opinion piece demanding the inclusion of videotaped evidence be allowed into political, legal or justice systems. While that's great, maybe he could pour that energy into recording another goddamned album
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Tue December 16, 2014
(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Look, I paid $8 for my Austrian goat milk, double half caf, half decaf, soy milk, cappuccino, extra hot, with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon and half tablespoon of caramel-latte-frappa-mocha and I'LL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE
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Mon December 15, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Two months before the race even starts and Brian Vickers is already out of the Daytona 500. Because he has a damn hole in his heart. Again
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Winners of the 2015 Motorhome Of The Year content announced, for people who can't take a two-week vacation without bringing their whole damn house along with them
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Socialism works....for a couple of years, then DAMN does shiat get really bad
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"What is shocking is the continuing claim of the CIA's leaders that torture worked. And that is a damnable lie, a devastating deceit and a self-deception that poses a danger to the agency and the American people"
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Mon December 08, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Hey Liberals, stop acting like morans and stop your damned witch hunt. Conservatives are the ones who act before thinking. Signed, the New Yorker
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Turns out we steal office supplies because we're just so damned stressed out. So grab some more highlighters and post-it notes
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(55)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Court rules that chimpanzees are damned dirty apes
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Wed December 03, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
'Gone With the Wind' goes AWOL from library for 65 years, turns out nobody gave a damn
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Tue December 02, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Check out these pictures from 1989 of the mall where you bought the mower you used to cut the lawn you now tell those damn kids to get off of
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Mon December 01, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sophie B. Hawkins to her soon-to-be ex: "Damn, I wish I had full custody of our son"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fewer people took part in Black Friday this year and retailers don't know why. How about the rent is too damn high?
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Sun November 30, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
There are so many goddamn hipsters out there trying to impress everybody with how much they like vinyl records that manufacturers can't keep up with the demand
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Sat November 29, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Fine, fine, we'll soon have turbolifts. Where are the damn holodecks already? Lonely... so lonely
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Fri November 28, 2014
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but aliens make more sense than those damned drones everyone's talking about
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you were hoping to get a pet monkey for Christmas, this group is doing their damnedest to squash your dreams
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Thu November 06, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mark Udall urged to leak massively damning torture report since he's leaving anyway and f*ck you people *mic drop*
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Tue November 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
What you learn after hanging out with George RR Martin for 801 minutes. Goddammit. That's 801 minutes he could have spent FINISHING THE DAMN BOOK
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"22 years of hard work I was 3 god damn games away from my dream 3 freakin games away from being drafted and living my dream"
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Oooh, aaahh. *ow ow ow* Oh yeah, baby. *ow ow ow* Do you like it like that? *ow ow ow* Oh, goddamnitsomuch
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The first trailer for the Grumpy Cat Christmas movie has been released. Damn you, British Grumpy Cat, now I may have to watch a Lifetime movie
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Sat November 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sophie B. Hawkins turns 47 today. Here's her racy, lingerie-filled video for Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover
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Fri October 31, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The first annual Breaking Bad Festival will be held Nov. 7-8? You're goddamn right
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Tue October 28, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"The one thing this election will decide." That some people will be going to Congress and Senate for the first time, some will be going home and some will stay. All of them won't do a damn thing after that, though
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Twenty-one foods that require ketchup to be palatable. No, steak isn't on the list you goddamned heathens. All steak needs is A-1. Ketchup should be nowhere near a steak
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Sat October 25, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Percy Harvin neither confirms nor denies animosity toward Russell Wilson. Will admit to enjoying the occasional pizza bagel. Damn those can be tasty late at night
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Thu October 23, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reporter finds damning evidence against GOP gubernatorial candidate, gets shiat on by his paper after the story goes live, resigns afterwards. Oh, and his paper also happened to endorse said candidate
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Tue October 21, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google takes a Magic Leap with a $542 million investment in some crazy-sounding stealthy startup that's busy at work trying to give us a new way to see the world (damn that is one cute elephant in that pic)
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
In order to mitigate the fallout from their inaction, Ankara publishes lies (no civilians left in Kobane), more lies (Kurds and ISIS are the same) and damned lies (Erdogan completely sane)
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Sat October 18, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Florida State, Alabama and OU all face ranked opponents today. Who is in danger of being upset? Plus, how much does it cost to get a damn autograph these days? Anyone? Anyone? Winston? Winston? It's your College Football Farkday
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Fri October 17, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
Out, damn Spotify-wannabies, out
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Thu October 16, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Goddamn, my eyes are bleeding from all these "Obama, ebola" stories
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Tue October 14, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ted Williams, the former radio guy turned homeless panhandling addict turned Internet success story, has burned through all his money & is on the verge of financial ruin. Damn you, Internet
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Thu October 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee threatens to leave Republican Party unless they push harder against gay marriage. Harder. What, are you a wimp? Harder. Damnit, HARDER, I SAID, PUSH HARDER
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A rundown of last night's debates across the states. Damn Georgia, you crazy
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Mon October 06, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
A supercut of cinema's greatest zoom shots - it's enough to make Dramatic Beaver look like a damned amateur (Video has some Not safe for work content)
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(35)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Remember the classic NES game Duck Hunt? Here are some things you did not know about it, including how you can shoot that annoying damn dog
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Fri October 03, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
An Australian wonders why Americans are so damned happy all the time. Surprisingly, "Because our ecosystem doesn't consist of nothing but deadly murderous insects, snakes and sea creatures" is not the answer
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis introduce their newborn baby girl Wyatt to the world. Damn it Kelso. Wyatt's a dude's name. Dumbass
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Tue September 30, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
That "climate change" thing that is totally not happening and was made up by those mean scientists is most likely at fault for the massive California drought, but hey, what does those damn scientists know anyway?
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Mon September 29, 2014
(NESN)
 
 
 
Brazilian second-tier club Boa Esporte scores amazing 'own goal' after defender tries to clear the ball, but banks it off the goalkeeper's damn head
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