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60 headlines found matching 'customers'
Fri October 31, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Time Warner Cable customers continue to cut the cord
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Wed October 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lysol: Kills 99% of Ebola on contact
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Thu October 23, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Climate change is a hoax, yet for some reason insurance companies decide washing out to sea with their customers' homes is a bad idea
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New software scans social media photos for facial expressions and company logos and uncovers gems like this: Adidas discovered that 13% of its customers are also Beliebers
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Tue October 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Giant supermarket would like you to know that just because it stopped labeling meat according to quality recently doesn't mean you're suddenly getting extra quantities of horse, dog, or rat in your steak. Well, not much more extra, anyway
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Wed October 08, 2014
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
"Many customers in the store that were shopping, standing on the blood, pushing their shopping carts over the blood, we had to tell them, that's human blood. They had to get out of the store ASAP"
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Mon October 06, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because I can't think of anyone I'd trust with my health more than Walmart
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Fri October 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marriott apologizes after being fined by FCC for blocking customer wifi so they would be forced to buy it from hotel. Just kidding...they claim they were "protecting" customers from "insidious cyber-attacks"
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Wed October 01, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
7-Eleven wants its customers to make healthier choices. Yes, the same company that decided to deep-fry nacho cheese Doritos and stuff them with congealed cheese sauce wants people to be healthier
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Tue September 30, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Business Insider columnist checks out the rumors about Bendgate by walking into an Apple store and trying to ruin a display phone. In related news, Apple employees told to watch out for customers entering the store carrying microwave ovens
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Comcast luring customers with pizza parties, just be sure to be home for pizza delivery between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m
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Mon September 29, 2014
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Louisiana business gives 10 percent discount to customers who come in brandishing a gun rather than the customary 100 percent
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Sun September 28, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Bank ordered to refund customers $48 million for deceptive practices, says they were just conducting business as usual
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Sat September 27, 2014
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Midwestern hipsters outraged to learn that Templeton Rye, which bills itself as a "small-batch Iowa whiskey" is actually aged and distilled in Indiana
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Fri September 26, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
This restaurant is great; I swear the food here is addictive
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Thu September 25, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lotus dealers take a moment from trying to start customers' cars to insist they have no plans to pull out of U.S. market in a lurching cloud of oily, black smoke
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bitcoin mining machine company spent millions of dollars of customers' money on personal items like guns and massages. The rest they just squandered
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Wed September 24, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast: "Nearly all comments filed to the FCC supported our merger with Time Warner"
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Tue September 23, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police extract pizza from crash scene and rush it to customers. The delivery driver sustained head and neck injuries, but the important thing is that the pizza survived
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Sat September 20, 2014
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Proctor & Gamble assures toothpaste customers that even though the microbeads can get embedded in your gums, can trap bacteria, and can lead to gingivitis, they are still perfectly safe
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Tue September 16, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Estonian online store sells $11.50 beard combs made from scrap vinyl records, which some customers will undoubtedly claim they've already listened to
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Pay Pal declares war against Apple Pay in a full page ad in the New York Times, where dozens of potential Apple Pay customers might see it
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Wisconsin utility company wants to charge customers who create their own energy with solar panels more money
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Supermarket tries to hire a sniper to take out one seven inch endangered bird
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan customers staying away, thanks to Chinese food scandals relating to aged McNuggets. "I don't care if I eat (expired meat), but those with smaller bodies could be seriously affected"
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Wed September 10, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Panera Bread asks its customers to leave their firearms at home, suggests that any gun play requests can be filled by the Waffle House
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Walmart releases new dress code for employees. Unfortunately still no dress code for customers
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds U.S. banks have a positive image for the first time since 2007, the same year customers had any money to put in a savings account
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Houston furniture store promised to give its customers refunds if the Astros didn't lose 100 games in 2014. With three weeks to go in the season, it's time to pay up, Mack
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study finds that insulted customers spend more than others. Which now explains how Best Buy is able to stay in business
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Fri September 05, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Barclays promises finger vein scanners are safe and biometric details will not be revealed to hackers the moment the system goes online
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(central florida future)
 
 
 
Starbucks admits that there is no actual pumpkin in its Pumpkin Spice Latte. Once again, customers feel burned
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canada opens North America's first Cat Cafe. Customers say they haven't seen this many cats in one coffee house since the beat generation
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Wed September 03, 2014
(RIA Novosti (Russia))
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines offers customers the chance to draft their very own bucket lists, presumably referring to the size of container that will be needed to carry their remains from company's next crash
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Gifts that generate gratitude keep customers loyal, say Fark admins
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Buy revenue misses estimates as customers wise up
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Fri August 22, 2014
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Vancouver café blocks all wireless signals so customers have to actually talk to each other, enjoy a wireless-less experience
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Fri August 15, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Customers complain that if one worker is taking a nap, his co-worker shouldn't be playing on her iPad at the same time, because then nobody's paying attention to where the airliner is going
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Thu August 14, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"My 14-year-old son brought in the mail today & was quite disturbed & fascinated by a 'gift' Lands' End sent us"
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Wed August 13, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County businesses complaining about zombies harassing customers. No faces eaten yet
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Tue August 12, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Radio Shack's comeback effort in doubt. Radio Shack customers were upset when they got the news on their pagers
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Owner of Legal Sea Foods would like you to know that just because he has dozens of restaurants all over the East Coast all serving the same bland seafood to the same bland customers, he is most definitely still not a "chain"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Attention valued Timmy's customers: please use the INSTALLED drive-thru window. DO NOT create your own
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bad news: USPS posts $1.96 billion 3Q loss. Worse news: USPS assures customers it will still be business as usual
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Sat August 09, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Restoration Hardware customers, UPS drivers, revolt against the recent 17-pound catalog
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The casino industry is coming together in a noble, nation-wide effort to teach its patrons that, yes, it's fine to spend your days pissing away money you don't have, but please stop leaving your children locked inside your car while you do
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's starts trial delivery service for customers presumably too fat to get out of their houses without cutting out a wall
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a list of things KFC has fried up and served to customers. Chicken hasn't been on the list since the 1990s, however
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Sat August 02, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Verizon: Hey, we're gonna throttle the speeds of unlimited data customers during 'peak' hours; is that cool? FCC Chairman: So tell me...you morons like having that broadband ownership license, right?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bristol waste recycling plant would like to advise their customers that they do not currently have a Soylent Green production facility. It would appear one customer is not aware of this fact
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Frontier CEO tells customers they're too dumb to understand why they don't need Google Fiber
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Not news: workers upset after benevolent CEO pushed out of the job for his money-hungry cousin. News: workers stage a slowdown and encourage customers to boycott. Fark: it's working
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Wed July 30, 2014
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Social media strategy experts recommend that small business owners build loyalty by encouraging their customers, especially young females, to post naked or near-naked selfies. The ultimate sticky strategy?
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Fri July 25, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
In the continuing Market Basket saga, 6000 employees and customers show up to protest while the board issues a statement of "STFU and GBTW"
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Wed July 23, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Government to ISPs: You will install pron filters for new customers unless they opt out. British People: WE OPT OUT
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It took GM 11 months to warn customers of their ignition switch problem. Wait, did I say 'months'? I meant years. 11 years
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Thu July 17, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's worse for your restaurant: a bad review by a local blogger, or making international news for suing your dissatisfied customers?
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Tue July 15, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Estranged husband of murdered DMV clerk says wife received death threats from customers, narrowing the suspect list down to just about everyone
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Sun July 13, 2014
(WWLP)
 
 
 
A 59-year-old man is charged with 7 counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon after doing what? A) Firing shots at the DMV, B) Throwing diapers at the neighbors, or C) Throwing cayenne pepper at several customers at a grocery store
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Wed July 09, 2014
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Not only does White Castle have a Hall of Fame for a few dedicated customers, but Alice Cooper is now in it
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