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Thu July 27, 2017
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
Weeners
 
Fancy a gin and tonic sausage? Me neither, but Northern Ireland's butchers are making them anyway
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chipotle hopes that their customers will decide that the new queso sauces they are introducing are worth running the risk of shiatting your brains out for days after you eat them
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Switch lets Nintendo switch back to profitability
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did you hear the one about the $2 billion marketing company that forgot to renew their own domain?
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
United Airlines claims it "misunderstood" the TSA's comic book ban. Which doesn't exist
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Sun July 23, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
One would almost think the airline industry doesn't really care that much about their passengers
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Corporate America is humanizing ordinary brands via first names like Alexa, Dave, Erica, and Otis. "Introduce yourself to customers on a first name basis, and you'll immediately be viewed as a more personable, approachable and trustworthy partner"
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman stumbles upon bicyclist being beaten with a small club by a man driving a truck, who promptly drives away. Difficulty: Canada
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A look at which states curse the most when chatting with customer service reps
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Workers at pro-life crisis pregnancy centers worry that having to give out truthful and medically accurate information could cause their clinics to run out of customers
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Thu July 20, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The best part of waking up is Viagra in your cup
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Family kicked off JetBlue flight after toddler kicked seat in front of them. Hmm, remind me again which side I'm supposed to be against?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Crackdown proposed on bikini baristas. Look, if they're showing that, the bikini isn't doing anything
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto condominium hotel joins the latest major trend in luxury accommodation: Removing Trump's name from your building
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Mon July 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In honor of Dear leader's latest pronouncements, Local DC burger chain Z-Burger will be giving away free "nothing burgers" from 11-2, which is actually a regular burger, with meat and a toasted bun
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Millions of Dow Jones customers' data exposed, due to some errant lines of Blender code, according to the supplied "hacker code" photo
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Subway's new store design adds digital self-order kiosks with Apple Pay, faster mobile pre-ordering, more souls to the unemployment line
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Delta issues Ann Coulter a $30 refund for the inconvenience of having to sit beside one of Those People. That Person too busy setting social media to private to comment
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Would you pay $699 for this juicer? No? Well now it's $399 But wait, you can squeeze the juice packets with your hands? Well we are dropping the price to $200 so don't wait call now
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's what drug dealers have to say after you've bought their lousy drugs to lower your dumbass intelligence
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Oh look, Brexit is causing more firms to move operations out of London. Who could have predicted this happening?
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How long would you stand in line for free or cheap doughnuts?
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man trapped in ATM slips notes to customers begging for help
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Wed July 12, 2017
(IT News Australia)
 
 
 
Woolworths online ordering crashes. Apparently the problem was the connection between rotary phones and their manual cash registers
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
You can rent my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh but you've got to return my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh but 300,000 of you didn't return my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh so much for my business model odel odel eh eh eh
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Sun July 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amazon patents bizarre plan to store product in giant underwater pools
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive one step closer to reality
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Los Angeles power transformer explodes in 100 degree heat, sending fireball into the sky and leaving thousands without electricity
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Thu July 06, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
Radical EU court rules that airlines have to actually tell you their pricing up front
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Deputies called in as 99 cent gas promotion backfires
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dak Prescott is an NFL machine
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One of the world's biggest bitcoin exchanges has been virtually hacked
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Nothing brings in the bucks to the local parking lot ammo shops quite like a good old-fashioned state-wide recession
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Whole Foods initiates recall after customers report supplier's Buffalo Chicken Salad isn't wholly chicken, but includes some tuna, AND fails to include buffalo
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ramen chain equips each bog with 6-20 fully loaded toilet paper holders in anticipation that your delicious bowl of spicy ramen will start a great movement
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Sun July 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
You know things are bad when the Mormons say, "Fark it, I need a drink"
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Merry Maids: Expert cleaners, reliable service, certified employees. Since you're reading this here, guess what their certifications are in?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon's minimum wage is going to $10/hr in rural areas and $11.25 in the Portland Metro area on July 1
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Thu June 29, 2017
(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
If you need to register your car or update your Hawaii State license I have some bad news for you. The good news is IBM is working on it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What could possibly top a two-state, hour-long car chase you say? How about a police brutality grand finale with Yakety Sax music dubbed over the video?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's new Spicy Gunshot Chalupa not a hit with customers
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft rolling out Skynet to fight malware in the next Windows update
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Tue June 27, 2017
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Milo can't have a party without the mean old liberals ruining it, so his publicist refuses to tell anyone where it was moved to. Now he has an excuse for no one showing up
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University of Illinois study finds that sex doesn't really work as a selling point. Mostly because if it did, no one would ever enroll at the University of Illinois
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Sun June 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh deli posts sign telling customers not to discuss mathematics while waiting in line
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
World's first Starbucks with tatami mats to open in Kyoto near Kiyomizu Temple, allowing customers to ponder the mysteries of ancient Japan while quaffing double-tall unicorn lattes
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Syfy)
 
 
 
♫ Wonder Woman. All the world's waiting for you, & the $500 million of box office you possess. Stop a bullet cold, Make the Central Powers fold, Change their minds, & change the world. Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman. You're a B.O. wonder, Wonder Woman ♪
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Tue June 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the first time ever women are allowed to wear jumpsuits in the enclosure at Royal Ascot. They must be full length, to the ankle
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Please note: if you've recently purchased tomatoes from Food 4 Less, you may want to replace them with others without so much rat in them
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Sat June 17, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
CenturyLink employee fired after alerting the CEO to a Wells-Fargo like-scam
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
JCPenney's CEO says the biggest threat to the online ordering industry is the Postal Service
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Thu June 15, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
GM says it's ready to mass produce self-driving cars. Customers can now sit at home while their recalled vehicles drive themselves back to the dealer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot decides that fuel gushing out of the wing might slightly hinder takeoff
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Wed June 14, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
After 7 years, Utah's liquor store drought is over
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soy milk can no longer introduce itself as dairy in Spanish or any other EU language
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No soup for you
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham is shocked, SHOCKED that his Ark Encounter isn't providing the economic boost it promised. So of COURSE he blames 'the atheists'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Indian restaurants are swamped with curry orders on the nights of Warriors basketball
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Best Buy embraces its destiny as Amazon's showroom, begins conversion to gadget rental store
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Sat June 10, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Step 2: Advertise shuttle buses are ADA compliant. Step 3: Pick up disabled customers. Step 1: Make sure shuttle buses are ADA compliant
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Fri June 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man who was responsible for creating the greatest culinary atrocity in history has died. Time to throw some pineapple and ham on his grave
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
If you own a Tesla in the U.S., you can now always look on the bright side of life
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(some decisive guy)
 
 
 
Four signs that it's time to quit your job, not including the fact that your ID card no longer works
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More time consuming than loading a game on a VIC 20 tape drive, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week, GOG is giving away Rebel Galaxy with any purchase. As a side note, what old game(s) do you shake your fist at and vow to beat someday?
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Apparently, they shouldn't sell cashews, either
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle startup brings cow sharing to the internet, finally eliminating the risk of someone bogarting the cow
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Wed June 07, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"That's not a small amount of cocaine"
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Peacock wanders into liquor store, gets smashy. That pea-dick
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Have a valid EBT card? Now you can get a discounted Prime membership to order your flat screen TV. Lobster delivery not yet available
source: krqe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Liquor Board of Ontario may go on strike...right before Canada Day. They have a word for this: EXTORTION
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(Statter 911)
 
 
 
TV reporter & cop have a moment on camera. One emerges a star & one is looking for a new career
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You may have never noticed the hidden image in the Hershey's Kisses logo. Do you have any favorite hidden images in logos?
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Under 21 and want to drink on an international flight? In some cases it's okay, but check your airline for the proof
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hey, we've pissed off customers and the government. At least we've made our shareholders happy, right?
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Yes, Kroger macadamia nuts are expensive. But after all, you are getting free listeria
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's not delivery, it's Little Caesars
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Tue May 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Hannity Strikes Back
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Instead of office chair, package contained bear cub. Would not buy again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines to set a record this summer with 234 million passengers. Unfortunately with only 210 million available seats, expect 24 million angry customers
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Pork can kill ya. Or in Little Caesar's case, it can bankrupt ya
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Further update: Heathrow remains farked for a third day running
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Inc)
 
 
 
Oh, fark you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Heathrow is still farked
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why the female cashier is being nice to you: A) she is uncontrollably sexually attracted to you, or B) because that's literally her farking job, you cretin
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Fri May 26, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Food store chain announces that gay customers will be refused entry
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
News: Florida no longer considers tampons a "luxury item." Fark: 41 other states still have the tax in place
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man wearing body armor, mask smashes tractor-trailer into Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel. No one harmed during bizarre, but creative role play
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Wed May 24, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amazon's "no checkout" store idea heads to Europe. Owners of 7-Elevens say that's nothing new, their customers have been doing that for years
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Sun May 21, 2017
(kcur.org)
 
 
 
When you pay a buck for a box of Hershey's chocolate, you're getting a lot of box for your money. Chocolate, maybe not so much
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Few Australians trust social media with their personal information but most do little about it, mainly because they're A) hammered B) simply trying to survive their environment
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Thu May 18, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Don't want to water down your iced coffee with ice cubes? Starbucks now sells coffee ice cubes
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Mmm, yes, do be a dear Snedley - break out the scuba gear and fetch a bottle of the '49 Chateau Lafite would you?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FDA: Stop looking for lead in your kids' pants, it is not there
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Paddy Power)
 
 
 
Odds of Trump's impeachment date this year are now 3/1, with a charge of Treason at 10/3. Fark: Odds of a Trump sex tape leaking online this year down to 14/1
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Mon May 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McDonald's apologizes for offensive advertisement, holds firm on offensive menu
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Sun May 14, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Things could be worse ... you could have a public relations job at United
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Sat May 13, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
JetBlue ruins family vacation over a carry-on birthday cake and ... oh, look, video
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
How bad is the Microsoft vulnerability that is spreading WannaCrypt? So bad that MS just released a patch for XP and 2003. Patch Motherfarkers. Patch
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Fri May 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A heartwarming story: "I've made $320,000 stomping on dudes' junk"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Virgin Atlantic joins the growing list of businesses who do not understand the Americans with Disabilities Act
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
United flight delayed after 'scorpion reportedly emerged from a customer's clothing' First words reportedly 'Here I am'
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Thu May 11, 2017
(The Street)
 
 
 
The real problem with Sears is...irresponsible media?
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
When was the last time you were in Sears? CEO reassures investors everything is fine
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Tue May 09, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sending a big "In yer face" to Walmart, Amazon lowers purchase requirement for free shipping for non-prime customers to $25
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hertz posts 1Q loss of $223 million as rental car customers continue to refuse the insurance
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Mon May 08, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Strip club classifies dancers as therapists to avoid paying state taxes. Court disagrees. Payment to be made in singles
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Running short of excuses for delays, rail operator tries the old llamas on the line ploy
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Sun May 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman asks airline to refund her $15 bag charge after they lose her luggage. Airline refuses. Yep, that's a lawsuit ... and a federal appeals court just said it was okay to go to trial
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Airport security adopts new ceiling spy technology
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Fri May 05, 2017
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Cargo plane crashes; 2 dead, several proms ruined
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson ordered to pay $110 million in damages to a woman who says their baby powder gave her cancer & cancer
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"The governor asked me, 'I'd like you to burn more coal.' Well, we don't have any more coal plants. We're not going to build any more coal plants. That's not going to happen"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
MN Senate votes for state-level protections for internet privacy 66-1, then the committee co-chaired by the only Senator who voted against it removes them before the bill is finalized
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More efficient than HK-47 dismembering organics to facilitate transportation, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What are you playing? KOTOR 1 or 2? Battlefront? Dark Forces? Other games? Tell us inside, and May the 4th be with you... always
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Worst. Lottery. Prize. Ever
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Local brewery posts rules after kids cause repeatedly damage property in its Biergarten. Rule #1: Unsupervised children will be aged in wooden bourbon casks
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Tue May 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The United States Congress takes a break from barely remaining operational as the most hated entity in the country to lecture airlines on how they can better serve their customers
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Mon May 01, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dish Network loses 143,000 customers in first quarter 2017 as people realize even cable is better than satellite
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What the Frork
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun April 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Whole Foods is running out of customers' paychecks
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Knife-wielding man attacks democrats in KY coffee shop after asking their political affiliation
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Spectrum to former Time Warner customers; We checked, and it turns out you weren't paying enough for your cable, so we're just gonna go ahead and cut off most of your channels without warning, ok?
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Amputee forced to crawl out of store when worker takes away electric cart. Hopefully he can move past this and just keep putting one foot in front of the other
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
David Dao settles with United, regrets settling for United in the first place
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Uber drivers upset that cab drivers are "poaching" their customers. Wait...isn't there a Fark tag for this kind of story? Hmm...why, I think there is
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
United Airlines to now offer $10,000 to customers who volunteer to give up their seats and take a later flight. Leave the rabbit at home
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Despite McDonald's heralded attempts to transform itself, spending time and serious money rolling out ambitious new premium products, customer numbers continue to decline, as remaining customers overwhelmingly order value-menu crap
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Beaver gets lubed, avoids getting stuffed
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Fake Mother's Day coupon scam targets Lowe's, imperiling everyone who wanted to buy their mother a radial arm saw this year
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung remind their customers that the battery in a Galaxy S8 is not a dog's chew toy...wait. What?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shareholders punish Wells Fargo for its recent corruption and scandals by re-electing the entire board of directors
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Barbie's got a bun in the oven. Ken demands paternity test. fb- quietly skulks away
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why larger clothes fit so badly? It's not you - it's strictly math
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Antivirus company Webroot confirms something that most of us have known for a very long time
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Sun April 23, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sears continues to cut costs. services at Kmart while last remaining customers are searching for the light switch to the few remaining stores
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Sat April 22, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
American Airlines gets itself some free publicity thanks to another idiot shooting vertical video. Can't wait to fly tomorrow
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KÖFIN
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Radioshack's Facebook page: "We closed. Fark all of you." And then on April 18, "Always hated all you prick customers anyway." At least they didn't call you and you know they could have
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Mon April 17, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Walmart shoppers forget they're not in a Chuck-E-Cheese
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Sat April 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Watching video games will overtake traditional sports by 2022: "The industry is huge and should be treated with the same respect as you would a top league football game." Ha ha. No
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
This is how it's done. Pay attention, United
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"No one has to use the internet," said one Congressman who's okay with everyone seeing what kind of porn he watches
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Thu April 13, 2017
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Recall issued because flying metal pieces are never a good sign, especially when coming out of your garbage disposal
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Police seeking suspect who shot at locks inside store. To steal high-end electronics. At Walmart
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand averts fast food meltdown as new shipments of Chicken McNuggets arrive
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Guess who was just recently named 2017 "Communicator of the year"
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Tue April 11, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today in Not News: Putter, the ice cream loving squirrel
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(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Gun bill in Missouri house would make business owners who post signs prohibiting concealed firearms responsible for injuries sustained during any criminal act involving guns on their property
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
United Airlines has committed "Brand Genocide"
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Staggered seating could make the middle seat more comfortable to fly in. Airlines immediately slap an upgrade premium charge on it
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(The Week)
 
 
 
United Airlines debuts a bold new PR strategy that involves assaulting paying customers
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Since Congress won't protect your internet privacy, states are taking matters into their own hands. Bonus: Massachusetts GOP introduced the bill
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lead investigator of Wells Fargo fraud case given the boot, three new checking accounts
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How has Jeff Bezos been funding his new space-tourism venture? "I sell about $1 billion a year of Amazon stock"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme and Ghirardelli have teamed up to offer customers the most decadent of heart attacks
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Congressman explains why he voted against allowing internet companies to gather and sell your personal data without your explicit permission...and yet was only one of the few who did
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Perhaps they should have gotten their customers to pay more
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump signed that bullshiat law allowing ISPs to sell your browsing history, coming as a surprise to the three of four people left who thought maybe he gave a damn about average Americans
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Tesla sold 25,000 Model X's in Q1 (a 69% percent increase over last year, S3XY)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So let's compare Whole Foods prices to Trader Joe's and see if you still need a whole paycheck to shop
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Sun April 02, 2017
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Wondering how business has been for the North Carolina restaurant that banned kids?
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Some Dish Of A Guy)
 
 
 
There are two other kinds of people in the world: those who pre-wash dishes before putting them in the dishwasher and those who understand what the word "dishwasher" means
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is bad news... for a llama
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Fri March 31, 2017
(EFF)
 
 
 
Days after Congress repeals ISP privacy protections Verizon announces plans to install software on customers' devices to track what apps customers have downloaded
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Bank regulator fails Wells Fargo on a scorecard for community lending. Although it was offset by an A+ for swindling customers with fake bank accounts
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Newspaper columnist suspended over controversial column that was "accidentally" published. What could be so wro-- ok, who does that?
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