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179 headlines found matching 'customers'
Sat September 24, 2016
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"In terms of horrible seat companions on a flight, this rates between a drunk couple fighting and someone who has shiat their pants. But creepier"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
McDonald's is testing out Happy Meals for breakfast. It's enough to make you grimace
source: arkansasonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scrabble in Welsh: the board game no one wants to buy
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Thu September 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Spain's political instability causes consumers to not give pizza chance
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Windows 10 is so bad that software reviewers are demanding Microsoft compensate everyone who installed it
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
If the black forest ham you bought at Costco is extra chewy, it could be because of the embedded rubber pieces
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla sued by Norwegians because the "Insane Mode" isn't fast enough for Viking raids
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Senator Warren to Wells Fargo CEO: "What would you say ya do here?"
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
20 customers at a Hooters restaurant get into a brawl. Cops did not expect such a big bust
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Sun September 18, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Free donut? Shiver me timbers
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
WestJet flight delayed after iguanas can't decide whether to sit in first class or coach
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Fri September 16, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
What the hell, did I just get stabbed at Hooters? Like, in a bad way?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Two months FREE Audible.com. Choose from over 180,000 audiobooks. Here's your chance to make recommendations. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
"We're going streaking. We're going up the quad ... and to the Walmart"
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
"Smart Dildo" company sued for tracking customers. Bet they saw that coming
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Sun September 11, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Two teens try to slurp up publicity by telling everyone to boycott straws in the month of October
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dos Equis beer has hired a new "Most Interesting Man in the World." Early reviews reveal that nobody really cares
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Fri September 09, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Defective hatchbacks on 2.2 million Mazdas cause drivers a huge pain in the rear
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Behold the $450 annual fee credit card which is so popular that Chase ran out of them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flight crews and Scots are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots
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(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
AT&T charges its poorest customers more for super-slow internet. Why? Because they can
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The most well written explanation of the Wells Fargo account shenanigans you'll see
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The San Jose Sharks teamed up with a local brewery to create a beer. Like the Sharks, it's great except when it inexplicably goes bad in May
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Thu September 08, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo wants you to know that it's sorry for opening all those credit and savings accounts without customer consent so managers would meet bonus targets, and that it spent a good 20, 30 minutes digging through the couch for its fine money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Air China apologizes for warning customers about the dangers of black people in London
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, rejoice: you will finally be able to order a bloody mary at brunch without waiting for the stroke of noon
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Try the Five-Four Club - clothing shopping service for men. (Sponsored Link)
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T figures the net neutrality fire has died down enough to exempt its own streaming services from data caps while strongly enforcing them for others unless they pay up
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Denmark is paying millions for the Panama Papers so it can go after Danes evading tax abroad
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chipotle CFO: We "bottomed" in January. They plan to continue oozing to the top, but watch out for that instant flow of happiness coming from every orifice of the company
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Tue September 06, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Drunk naked woman caught performing a lewd act with another woman outside Wawa? Well, Hoagiefest is clearly over for another year
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
More and more restaurants are banning tipping as most customers are too cheap to leave the standard 20%
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Sat September 03, 2016
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Note to pizza delivery drivers: the customers phone numbers are to alert them if you are late, not to send weird texts to 15 year old girls
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Fri September 02, 2016
(History Channel)
 
 
 
First ATM opens for business, this day in 1969. First credit card swallowed and not returned three hours later
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nailing your scrotum to the ground at Moscow's Red Square can get a limited edition Burger King burger to be named after you
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Tue August 30, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A. Take your date out to eat and do a runner on the £80 meal. B. Get caught 8 months later by the police and pay for the meal. C. Write a bad review about the food on Trip Advisor
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Mon August 29, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
In an attempt to speed up the Redneck Apocalypse, Walmart sues Texas in an effort to sell hard liquor to customers
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Massachusetts is going to tax uber to subsidize cab companies who offer worse service at higher prices because "fairness"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Neiman Marcus is selling a pork roast. How much you ask? Four Benjamins and a Hamilton
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A waiter opens fire on customers after they complain about a incorrect order at a steak house where the staff are supposed to carry fake guns. Why yes this did happen in Texas
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Wed August 24, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines introduces Chip Tags that allow people to track their luggage. Passengers can now send their baggage a post card telling them 'Wish you were here'
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(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Upset her $2200 check for gift cards did not clear at a local Safeway, a Springfield, Oregon woman does the next best thing and drives her SUV through the store before backing out and speeding off into the sunset
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Tue August 23, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
He chose . . . parkourly
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
You didn't actually want to watch movies in high definition on your phone, did you?
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Sat August 20, 2016
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Mysterious new Amazon project in Seattle rumored to be "grocery store"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
How to get 5-star reviews for your computer repair company: Step 1) customer brings in a repair job. Step 2) access their Google Plus account. Step 3) Oops
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Happy anniversary, Windows 10 customers. Latest update intended to address poor video performance now freezes your webcam after a minute or so - hardly a performance improvement
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
2016's bloodlust knows no bounds. Dick Assman goes to the gas station in the sky
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Eddie Bauer found malware in their POS terminals ... cold hard cash still hacker free
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
T-Mobile becomes the first carrier to eliminate all data caps, which will be perfect for all the users out there who don't want HD video and don't mind their speeds being throttled
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple dropping the term "Store" from their, uh, monolithic rooms that hold expensive products and customers bad at math
source: 9to5mac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
With eight new stores in Chicago, Krispy Kreme plans to expand operations, waistlines
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Hey guys, riding on the U-Bahn naked, not cool
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The very first Camaro prototype is on display in a huge glass box on the side of a street in Detroit
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
So you stuck it out, and said, "Fark you, Microsoft. I don't want your Windows 10, and forced updates"
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
LiveNation looked at the state of air travel in America and said "yeah, that's what our customers want"
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Owner of California wine company pleads guilty to bilking customers out of $45 million in what is being called a "wine Ponzi scheme." Otherwise known in the premium wine business as 'income'
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Plagued with negative news and reviews over past year, McDonald's Japan goes back to basics, offering three huge heart-clogging calorie-laden breakfast sandwiches: Mega Muffin, Double Filet-o Fish, and Mega McGriddle
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Shopping for underwear? Go for it. Trying them on in the middle of the store? Heck, why not. Putting them back on the shelf? DIAF
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Fri August 12, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
73-year-old's attempted bank robbery with a hand written note and fake bomb does not go as well as planned (pics)
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Two guys alert Bluetooth security companies that they're putting their customers at risk. It doesn't go well. "The vendors don't really care. We contacted 12. One one responded, and they said, 'We know it's a problem, but we're not gonna fix it.'"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
It's been a while since we has a "Confederate Flag creates controversy" thread and it's a slow news day and we want to plug the fair, so here we go
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
New app lets you order leftover dishes that restaurants would otherwise throw away. Waste not, want not
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Security researchers at Defcon bring whole new meaning to the term "penetration testing" (probably not safe for work)
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Wendy's CEO: People don't want to buy our food because of the election. Subby: No, that's not it
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Tue August 09, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Logan's Roadhouse files for bankruptcy, restructuring plans include hiring James Dalton
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Mon August 08, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're in a locked bus for 20 minutes alone? You record it, narrate it in a foul-mouthed rage
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Microsoft hopes that if they use enough cloud jargon they can bewilder enterprise customers into using their service, which is like the guy at the bar spouting off random facts in an attempt to impress women. "The air is only 20% oxygen you know"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Delta flying again once system administrators restored deleted code line 'layover ATL'
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
In the interests of public safety, some bars will call you a cab or give designated drivers free soft drinks. One Seattle watering hole offers free test cards for date-rape drugs
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Sat August 06, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Flamingo Air offers the world's only full time flight service specially designed for people who want to join the mile-high club. Airline president: "Our passengers never land in a fully upright position"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Trendy vegan mayo company loves its vegan mayo so much it's mostly selling it to itself
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a couple of chickens going grocery shopping
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(MSN)
 
 
 
U.S. basketball team thought they were visiting a spa, instead it was a brothel
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Fri August 05, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Phil Knight talks about finding the next Michael Jordan when it comes to selling products, reveals how much MJ's first shoe contract was worth
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
And the latest threat to your privacy is... beer?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC Metro announces that it will start withholding real-time data from its apps over "security concerns", such as customers being able to see how late their trains always are
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
I could really go for a coffee, but I don't think we have time for a blow job (Not safe for work audio in link...you know like "dick" "blowjob" and cappucino)
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast: You want us to stop spying on you and selling your browsing habits to companies? Fine. We'll stop...for a price
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Comcast is being sued by the Washington state attorney general for selling "near-worthless" service plans to customers. The Obvious tag will be here between 1-5 PM today
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's evades the real question. Why in the hell was HFCS in your buns before??
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Prescott Daily Courier)
 
 
 
In today's "this can't be a good sign for the economy": Small businesses are having cash flow problems due to their customers being late with their payments
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The newest culinary fad: Oozing dim sum buns
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dollar General buys 41 former Walmart Express stores. Apparently the goal is to attract customers who didn't like shopping at Walmart Express because the clientele was just a bit too sophisticated
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Blue Apron 3 meals for 2 people. Recipes and pre-measured ingredients to prepare high-quality meals, delivered right to your door. (Sponsored Link)
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Thu July 28, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Automated smartphone-enabled pet-feeders fail due to problems with cloud services. Your dog wants ... anything really. SO HUNGRY
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The FCC is really sick of Jenny from Card Services
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
A week after the CEO of Skully, a VR helmet maker, was abruptly fired by his board, the entire company has been shut down and the plug is even being pulled on their website. I guess somebody got a look at the REAL books
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Coinstar accused of nickel-and-diming its customers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Trump has left behind a record of bankruptcies, thousands of lawsuits, angry shareholders, contractors who feel cheated, and disillusioned customers who feel ripped off. Trump says he wants to run the nation like he's run his business. God help us"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Most people laugh after they get squirted with water by a toy at a hibachi restaurant. Not this couple. "It was a sexual-style assault on my wife"
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
First it was vinyl records, now paper books are making a comeback. Next we'll be getting land lines
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
McDonald's is FINALLY allowing people to walk through their drive-thrus
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Tue July 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NatWest and RBS decide having customers is a bad idea
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Like getting kicked out of an all you can eat buffet, Verizon to cut off unlimited data users who use too much unlimited data
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most companies build and maintain relationships with key suppliers to keep their customer base. Then, there's Dish Network
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next on Behind the Transformers: Megatron gives up his war with Optimus and follows his dream of being a waitress, until racist comments get him fired
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: International power converter for Macintosh. Now with twist action. (Sponsored Link)
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Things are so bad in Venezuela that McDonald's can't even sell Big Macs
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman outraged that her KFC Double Down is little more than One and a Quarter
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Fri July 22, 2016
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
VZW turns grandfathered unlimited data plans into 100GB a month or we cancel your account plans
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man, it smells like something died in this fast food restaurant's restroom. Oh, wait
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Shockingly, it's possible to take research for a novel about bank robbery too far
source: thelocal.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
McDonald's 'Make Burger History' site hijacked with offensive burger ideas. Who wants a burger named Ron's Creamy Surprise, Rektal Prolapse, or Toddler Body Bag? I'm Lovin It
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Thu July 21, 2016
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
That moment when you realize you should have read the exclusions clause in that old glory policy you bought
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazon customers will soon have goods delivered within a half-hour of ordering them
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Travel to Indonesia to eat out of a toilet, or do it for free in New Jersey
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed July 20, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Duct tape ...also good for patching up shark wounds
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There you go again
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Sun July 17, 2016
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Step 1: Park in library parking only. Step 2: Leave library to shop elsewhere. Step 3: Call news station to complain after car gets booted. Step 4: Learn to read
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese amateur competitive eaters try out All You Can Eat KFC Fried Chicken meal deal. Winner stuffs 12 pieces of KFC down his gullet by deadline
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationist Ken Ham, builder of the Ark Encounter and clearly living in the moment, caught counting by twos on opening day
source: patheos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant owner tells cops they are no longer welcome until he found out the crap storm that was heading his way, now free food for all cops
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Better Crocker blueberry pancake mix: now fortified with Super Colon Blow
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mum told she cannot breastfeed infant in store. A store called "Mothercare." During National Breastfeeding Week
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Sun July 10, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Delta flight diverted to Tulsa after several passengers had the fish for dinner
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here's a handy list of British banks that are cheerfully charging higher fees than even the greediest of payday loan places
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maybe $5.99 per pound isn't such a bad price after all
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Senate finally passes a bill requiring GMO disclosure on food labels. QR codes, how do they work?
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Thu July 07, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Wendy's data hack: make it a biggie size
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak but not from a door-to-door salesman
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Wed July 06, 2016
(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
McDonalds announce expansion of all-day breakfast menu, waistlines of customers
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Businesses begin raising prices in the UK on goods and services, with Dell firing the first shot of a 10% across the board increase
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Obama stops at restaurant during campaign appearance with Hillary, orders pulled pork. "He came in and announced that he heard we had amazing barbeque and everybody got excited and cheered." WORST. MUSLIM. EVAR
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Tue July 05, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Starbucks is raising the price of some of their drinks. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Mon July 04, 2016
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
So if a guy wearing a backpack stands up on the bar in a busy restaurant and says "Allah is the only one true god." Do you C: Panic?
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Be careful about 'calling your guy': NYC cocaine delivery bust nets Chipotle exec, Fox News producer and other dumbass customers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obamacare is becoming so popular it's had about 1.6 million drop-outs so far this year
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Wed June 29, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Chipotle announces new menu items, now with 35% less E. Coli
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For fourth straight year, Chinese consumer goods brands increase their sales and market share compared to big-name Western brands. "They heed digital trends, adapt to regional tastes and respond to customers' increasingly sophisticated demands"
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court reminds pill jockeys their job is to count to 30, not to impose their religious beliefs on customers with valid prescriptions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man has a heart attack on a plane that Tim Tebow is flying on. Tebow leaps into action and... prays for the man. The man dies, obviously, because prayer doesn't do a goddamned thing, but Tebow is being lauded as a hero for some stupid reason
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(Neowin)
 
 
 
Microsoft says it will stop trying to give you Windows 10 every 10 goddamn minutes
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Mon June 27, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Diet Pepsi II Diet Pepsi Classic
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Sun June 26, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Recipients of free ticket vouchers from that Ticketmaster lawsuit are learning that Ticketmaster puts on some pretty shiatty concerts
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Sat June 25, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bank of America pays $430 million settlement for misusing customers' cash. Which is pretty significant considering the only job of a bank is supposedly to protect its customers' money
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Fri June 24, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts employs 5 second rule, idiots
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Senate investigation discovers that cable companies haven't *just* been screwing you with your pants on. They've never worn a condom, won't use lube and you think they'll call you in the morning? HAHAHAHAHAHA no
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank goes ba-donk
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Marketing study finds that consumers will sign any contract without reading it as long as they get a coffee out of the deal
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Netflix price hike triggers a new showing of Exodus
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the most beloved fast-food chain in U.S. history is ____________
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
In a story he totally didn't make up to create confirmation bias in the minds of his only potential customers, former secret service agent assigned to the Clinton Whitehouse claims, in his book, that Hillary threw Bibles at people when she got mad
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ticketmaster's loss might be your gain. Check your account to see if you too got some freebies
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"We'd really love for you to try out our 'new and improved' barbecue chips, so here's a coupon for a free bag. Oh, and we hope you have a time machine"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Customer in bagel shop orders, shoots, and leaves. Responding police have ruled out pandas as possible suspects
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(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Heads up IT admins. If you rely on group policy, DON'T apply this patch without reading the fine print
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Behold Winecream: when you need your comfort food to get you drunk, too
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The people of Walmart find it too difficult to push shopping carts around sprawling stores and parking lots, prompting Walmart to develop and test smart robotic carts
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(Awfully Odd)
 
 
 
Literally what it feels like when you try to pick the fastest line at the checkout
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Sex trade novelist among accused in pimping probe. Know your material, I guess
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"Yeah, you know about that $1,000 tip I left last night? Yeah, well I was drunk and am going to need that back"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Customers show that all is not what it seems as KFC's new pulled pork burger looks VERY different from the photos
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Officers declined to release the suspect, who then apparently relieved himself in the back of the car"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After eight months, the numbers are in, and you're not the only one staying away from Chipotle
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A close look at why Comcast just keeps on sucking
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Mon June 13, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Another reason to wrap all of your belongings in tin foil
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Sun June 12, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Hamilton" producers raise ticket prices in order to thwart scalpers. Apparently they feel they can put the scalpers out of business by being the first to take their customers for everything they have
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines shows the TSA how to do a crappy job 30% faster
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Citigroup sues AT&T over the word "Thanks"
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Fri June 10, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Lowes hires man and his service dog. Dog immediately named Employee of the Month
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Does the ground feel a little chilly today? It should
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sprint customers get better hearing
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Want to help police arrest panhandlers? There's an app for that
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Sat June 04, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever notice that your local Subaru dealer probably doesn't offer deep price cuts? Well, there's actually a very good reason
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Competing with Qatar airlines international spread, Delta improves customer service/food/seat space. Just kidding. They block the only gate Qatar's a380 can use with a much smaller plane in its inaugural trip to Atlanta, delaying customers an hour
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dunkin Donuts rolling out app that will "fix customers' biggest complaints." How the app will make decent donuts remains to be seen
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Trump: Americans with Mexican heritage cannot be trusted. This must have been one of those policy proposals that convinced Speaker Ryan to endorse Trump
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ryanair cuts down its 108 separate baggage fees ( yes, you read that right ) to just six. CEO: "We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You'll no longer have to rely on 8 mini pretzels filling you up on your next United Airlines flight
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Wed June 01, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonalds is being sued for failing to accommodate blind customers at the drive thru. The suit charges that with all of the nifty technology out there, a company that serves breakfast all day should be able to figure out something
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Starbucks doesn't believe it is shorting us on our lattes. Over charging, yes -- under-filling, nope
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Mon May 30, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
What's the worst thing about the Apple Store? The complaining, stupid, and rude customers
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
TSA Agents discover bleeding 'Loot Crate' and alert authorities
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you live in the OKC area and don't relish the idea of standing in line at the airport, I have some bad news for you
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
"A man broke his arm diving through a Costa Coffee shop's window after mistaking schoolchildren shouting and banging trays for a terrorist attack." Geez, try the decaf next time
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan offers customers the chance to win a chicken nugget made from 18-karat gold. Skeptics say it's a load of bullion
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(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
"All they need to do is enter an amount less than £30, touch the device on the pocket containing your wallet and money can be automatically transferred out of your account. It's that easy"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to guess what the two most hated fast-food chains in America are?
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