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Headlines matching 'customers'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Boston.com) PSA Banks are charging you a fee not to have an account with them  (boston.com) (54)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Sprint gained, that's right, Sprint gained a net 1.6 million customers last quarter, the best result in 6 years, giving them their highest subscriber base ever. And Sprint lost 1.3 billion dollars last quarter  (techcrunch.com) (36)


Mon February 06, 2012
(My Northwest) Unlikely Amazon hopes to satisfy customers that enjoy long lines, crowded parking lots, and surly retail clerks  (mynorthwest.com) (28)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious AT&T slows download speed of some iPhone customers. As if they needed technology to help them do that  (macrumors.com) (66)


Thu February 02, 2012
(UPI) Obvious American Airlines announces plans for bankruptcy reorganization, hopes to achieve delicate balance between angering customers and screwing employees  (upi.com) (9)
(Reuters) Obvious Taco Bell customers may be spending even more time on the toilet than usual (link updated)  (uk.reuters.com) (81)


Wed February 01, 2012
(CNN) Asinine Intent on losing all 10 of its customers, Spirit Airlines unveils a new $2 fee to protest a new rule allowing passengers to change their flight without penalty  (cnn.com) (97)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail AT&T CEO actually comes out to say AT&T customers, not AT&T execs, must pay for failed T-Mobile merger  (9to5mac.com) (78)


Thu January 26, 2012
(LA Times) Obvious Restaurants that treat their workers better get more business, especially after customers notice that the saliva flavor is no longer present in their meals  (latimes.com) (12)
(Rolling Stone) Followup Disney pulls Joy Division-inspired t-shirt, leaves customers with open orders hanging  (rollingstone.com) (59)


Sat January 21, 2012
(The Street) Fail McDonald's: let's start a #McDStories hashtag and collect the praises of our happy customers. Happy customers: "...I'd rather eat my own diarrhea"   (business-news.thestreet.com) (92)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting Ikea posts record profits as customers finally learn to use the Allen key  (reuters.com) (14)


Mon January 16, 2012
(C|Net) Fail Zappos data accessed in security breach by hackers. Info on 24 million customers at risk of being resoled  (news.cnet.com) (28)
(QC Online) Silly Not one, not two, but three sets of identical twins work at the same Hy-Vee grocery store, which confuses customers and probably leads to some awkward dating moments  (qconline.com) (85)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious Smashburger planning massive expansion of restaurant chain, customers waistlines  (huffingtonpost.com) (62)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Stupid Walgreen's opening up a new flagship store in downtown Chicago. It will feature all the things customers expect from Walgreen's, including a sushi bar, humidor, and manicurist. Wait...what?  (chicagotribune.com) (37)
(Ars Technica) Stupid Microsoft: we didn't really want Windows Phone to be all that popular, anyway  (arstechnica.com) (55)


Fri January 06, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Looks like mercury caused the mass extinction 250 million years ago. GOP responds that's false, the Mercury Council has proven that it's good for you, and those mad hatters were just putting on an entertaining show for their customers  (physorg.com) (22)


Wed January 04, 2012
(CNN) Obvious Starbucks customers to once again experience the bitter taste of inflation  (money.cnn.com) (34)


Fri December 30, 2011
(C|Net) Followup Go Daddy announces that they would very much like to stay in business, will stick to raping just their customers for a change  (news.cnet.com) (48)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Could Geico really save you hundreds on your car insurance? Do they owe $7.5 Million to customers in Washington for overcharging?  (kpbj.com) (35)


Wed December 21, 2011
(msnbc) Obvious Biggest complaints by holiday shoppers: narrow aisles, wider customers   (lifeinc.today.msnbc.msn.com) (33)
(CNN) Fail Don't look now, but Bank of America stock price is now less than what they once charged customers for debit card use  (money.cnn.com) (55)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Philly.com) Amusing Comcast is signing up new customers now that they're pretending not to be Comcast  (articles.philly.com) (49)
(BusinessWeek) Spiffy Dunkin' Donuts opens 10,000th store. Customers still not tired of the hole thing  (businessweek.com) (67)


Fri December 16, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Interesting JetBlue paying $1.03 billion for 86 Pratt & Whitney jet engines. Officials say customers should notice substantially less noise while waiting five hours to get off the tarmac  (businessweek.com) (8)


Wed December 14, 2011
(gather.com) Spiffy Chicago strip club offers customers lap dance in exchange for toy donation to charity, Jade, Destiny  (news.gather.com) (29)


Sun December 04, 2011
(CNN) Followup Grand jury refuses to indict McDonald's cashier who beat two customers with a pipe for giving him a fake $50 bill, fracturing one's skull and breaking her arm. Good thing they didn't try to use a $2 bill  (cnn.com) (182)


Tue November 22, 2011
(MinnPost) Fail Target's new "Operation: Annoy the Crap Out of our Customers" test project doesn't seem to be working too well  (minnpost.com) (217)
(MSNBC) Dumbass Small bakery forced to make 102,000 cupcakes for Groupon customers  (msnbc.msn.com) (139)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Hartford Courant) Obvious Let's be frank: No matter how much you relish the idea, If you run a hot dog cart it's just not kosher to stab customers  (courant.com) (43)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting AOL revamps AIM by adding photos and video. Customers can finally get to see what the other 9 users look like  (washingtonpost.com) (24)


Mon November 14, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Followup Those MFers F'd you in the A  (businessweek.com) (45)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious The main problem with a smart power grid? Dumb power customers  (washingtonpost.com) (152)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup It turns out a controversial Chinese restaurant wasn't really serving koala meat to customers. It was bamboo rat meat  (couriermail.com.au) (40)
(CNN) Stupid Lottery customers are eager to play all ones today. Because think about it, that would totally makes sense if all ones came up  (money.cnn.com) (46)
(CBC) Interesting Ottawa homeless being tapped to deliver beer to residential customers. What could possibly go wrong?  (cbc.ca) (33)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Bank of America loses $410 million overdraft class action lawsuit. After attorneys' fees, the average customer can expect a $27 check. In other news, BofA announces $30 "Overdraft Award Fee"  (wfaa.com) (32)


Fri November 04, 2011
(LA Times) Interesting Thanks to BoA, credit unions added more new accounts in October than in all of 2010  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (81)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Salon) Weird Glitzy, high-end showroom opens to allow potential customers to view and test-drive...a new typeface?  (salon.com) (17)
(Forbes) Interesting Macy's in New York to get complete facelift. Longtime customers and store to now have something in common  (forbes.com) (2)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Ars Technica) Obvious A new DRM called UltraViolet has arrived, offering customers an easy, convenient way to view movies any way they want. Just kidding, it's a steaming pile  (arstechnica.com) (44)
(Reuters) Interesting Apparently telling customers that a rival car dealer is an Islamic militant who used the profits from his dealership to fund terrorists crosses the line from "agressive salesmanship" to "a $7.5 million libel judgement"  (reuters.com) (136)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Mass Live) PSA Western Massachusetts residents still without electricity, Lady Schicks. Supplies of granola and Ani DiFranco CDs needed urgently  (masslive.com) (64)
(Gizmodo) Amusing Sure, it's great for Apple to have a legion of insanely devoted customers that will buy almost anything, but then you have to deal with rants like this  (gizmodo.com) (99)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Marketwatch) Followup Customers are starting to realize that no one is forcing them to use Bank of America  (marketwatch.com) (80)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Daily Kos) Hero Watch out, ungrateful BofA customers: The CEO is "incensed" that you don't like being gouged  (dailykos.com) (327)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Boston.com) Obvious Necco brings back artificial flavors because customers didn't want healthy, naturally flavored cabbage and beet candy  (boston.com) (39)


Sat October 22, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Fire destroys Arkansas artificial fingernail company. Shattered officials tell customers they will just try to press on  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (9)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Natchez Democrat) Sad Historic picnic table destroyed when vehicle creams Malt Shop. Owners, customers shaken  (natchezdemocrat.com) (29)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Unlikely Retailers believe giving away merchandise at a massive loss will bring in customers. THAT IS NOT HOW RETAIL WORKS  (finance.yahoo.com) (43)

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