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Fri July 22, 2016
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome one and all to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Have you been playing MOO? Stellaris? Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition? Pokemon Go? For this week, as an added bonus, what are under-rated and/or obscure games you feel fellow Farkers would enjoy?
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans, already keenly attuned to the mishandling of electronic data, are connecting their unsecured phones to fake wi-fi networks in droves. Someone should investigate this
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Ten years ago today, the Seattle Supersonics were sold by Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz to a group of Oklahoma City businessmen who promised to keep the team secure, alive, and thriving in a first-class NBA arena
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"Researchers found that available kidneys were less likely to be harvested from potential donors over the weekend and more likely to be discarded when they were procured on a Saturday or Sunday"
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Fri July 15, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
No cure for cancer yet, but we can give your fish a cosmetic prosthetic eye
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump can't even secure Tim Tebow's speaking committment
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Fri July 08, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Report shows how a scientist tried to 'cure the gays' in the 1970s
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why do people put their resumes in email signatures? Adding a phone number makes sense, but not full titles, honors and awards. Are people that insecure that they need to remind everybody of their accomplishments with every email?
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Wed July 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Behold the gun bed. Sleep securely
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Today's question for the bacon aficionado: What's the difference between cured and uncured bacon?
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Thu June 30, 2016
(The Influence)
 
 
 
How Victorian doctors tried to cure the mysterious female affliction "pathology of over-stimulated genitals"
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Mon June 27, 2016
(MiBiz)
 
 
 
Want an immediate five-alarm red-alert drop-everything phone notification when a nearby pub or supermarket offers your favorite obscure craft beer brand? There's an app for that
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know, at that point, a normal person would have just said "hey, let's just set up a State Department email and make this all simpler and more secure for everyone." Hillary is not that person
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Wed June 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Mortensen gets PFWA's highest award, will be honored at HOF ceremony, based completely on merit and not at all because he has Stage IV throat cancer. Still no cure for skepticism
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Your grocery store might be broadcasting your shopping habits to the online world. Unsecured security cameras are everywhere
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Still no cure for believing ground up seahorse can cure cancer
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a handy rundown of how you are likely to die in America, from contact with machinery (odds of dying: 1 in 5,189) to accidental drowning and submersion (1 in 1,073) to assault by firearm (1 in 300). Still no cure for cancer (1 in 7)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: After learning of my affair, my husband wants to end our marriage. Despite my plea to reconcile, he wants to push forth. But my work doesn't offer health insurance; I use his. Can I delay the divorce until I secure employee benefits?"
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Fri June 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apparently Americans Against Insecure Billionaires with Tiny Hands PAC is a real thing and their first campaign ad is glorious
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sometimes you see a headline you just can't improve. This is one of those times: "A lab mouse experiment showed that anti-social behavior can be caused by high-fat diets, then cured by eating healthier poop"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Combine one obscure Native American tribe and a marketing campaign described as "unscrupulous," "immoral," "unethical" and "oppressive." Brilliant move there Budweiser
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The good news: Cures for the Zika virus are now available online. The bad news: They are all bullshiat
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may secure coveted ISIS endorsement
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This is the end folks, one last primary. Will Bernie pull the 500% he needs to secure the nomination, or will Hillary continue her victory march to Philly? DC Primary thread, polls close at 8 PM Eastern
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
Your smart phone can be very secure, as long as it's not connected to Verizon, Sprint, or AT&T
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Old and busted: using your phone to play a game where you kill people. New hotness: the game is real, and when you push a button actual people are killed. Fark: Hillary was approving targeted killings on her unsecured phone
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Thu June 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Player hoodies banned on field as part of NFL rules updates. Still no cure for Belichick
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Governor Kasich finally realizes the cure for dealing with the ailment "Living in Ohio"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Young boy infected by what appears to be Greyscale. Let's hope Jorah Mormont finds the cure soon
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Tue June 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Parents who tried to cure dead child's meningitis with onions: "They make us sound like kooks but we're totally normal"
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Einstein's Relativity theory. Penicillin. Smallpox cure. The wheel. All those discoveries pale in comparison to this. I give you.... FoldiMate
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
How do you cure arachnophobia? Why not use virtual reality spiders
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Sat June 04, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
New gum from Spain claims it can boost your sex drive, cure your hangover and even give you a really nice tan. Chew on that
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Push Square)
 
 
 
What? Another "remake" of a classic game? I bet it's gonna be crap. *watches video* SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Man, the health system in Canada is so good they're giving radiation therapy to dead cows to try and cure them
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Neowin)
 
 
 
Most obscure Easter egg found yet in Doom shows pentagrams and "666" in a spectrogram of the soundtrack
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Have we made a massive breakthrough in schizophrenia treatment? Yes we has preciousss
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maze Runner: The Death Cure pushed back to 2018 due to Dylan O'Brien's clumsiness
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Tue May 24, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Medical problem plaguing Farkers everywhere: Dormant Butt Syndrome
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Sun May 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, you have a defined benefit pension plan and you think it's so much more secure than risking your money in the markets with a 401(k) or similar defined contribution plan? Yeah, about that
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Sat May 21, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Still no cure for Tasmanian Devil cancer
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Chinese scientist claims he has discovered how to cure baldness through genome editing, a presumably more effective method than applying an animal penis to your bald head and crossing your fingers
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hangover cure ice cream SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
I had no idea unlicensed massage therapists were a terrorist threat, boy do I feel more secure
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
One macromolecule to rule them all, one macromolecule to find them, one macromolecule to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
More than one fifth of the world's plant species are now threatened with extinction, meaning we could lose a plant that cures cancer. Or causes it
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can now cure your migraines by letting science taser your brain constantly
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but this is a good alternative to immunotherapies like chemo or radiation
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Australian publisher fined $30,000 for publishing cookbook that didn't cure cancer
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Thu May 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they may have found a way to thwart Tasmanian devil cancer. Still no cure for "BTHWAPKIVFFFFTHURP"
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(Today)
 
 
 
Oh, sure. Channing Tatum gives a woman a pedicure and he's "awesome". Subby tries to do it and he's "sick and twisted" and "needs to leave the shoe store, right now, before we call the cops"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(City A.M.)
 
 
 
There's now a video game that can tell if you're developing dementia
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Leicester secure the title? Can West Ham pull ahead of Man Utd in the Europa League qualifier race? Will Palace find safety and leave the relegation race to Norwich, Sunderland, and Newcastle? This is the EPL weekend thread
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Texas church asks members to pay $500 to drink pesticide 'elixir' to cure erectile dysfunction"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers discover potential cure for Fark Admins
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Anti-vaccination parents who refused medical care for their young son stricken with meningitis, giving him maple syrup as if it were a cure-all, have been found guilty of killing him. Yes, even Canada has these nut jobs; it's not just the US
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Aussie vintner unveils "hipster wine" that blends Garnacha, Monastrell and Tempranillo grapes, ironically eschews usual hipster-wine tropes of cloudy appearance, minimalist label and crazy mash-up of obscure grapes
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
The military is planning to cure PTSD by hacking soldiers' gut bacteria. Still makes more sense than the F-35 program
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Self-described Catholic "church militant" posted a new video in which he thanks God for giving his mother stomach cancer and dying so that he would be brought back to the Catholic Church that also "cured" him of his homosexuality
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Having eliminated all competitors, the US government wants a securely-encrypted decentralized instant messaging app, and they're willing to pay for it
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Sun April 24, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
When going paragliding, it really helps to check that your harness is secure before attempting to take off
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: Maple Syrup will not cure menningitis
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TMZ is reporting that the "flu" Prince was hospitalized for last week, was the kind that requires Narcan to cure. So either they have some solid info or VERY good libel lawyers on retainer
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
So they haven't cured cancer, but those wacky Irish scientists sure know their purple super-spuds and how to do battle with it
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Music therapy helps patients with dementia... but enough about Coachella
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but they can look for it at 36 million frames per second now
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
High school basketball player discovered to actually be 30 years old, critical mistake was mentioning in conversation obscure NBA player Larry Bird
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(Penn State University)
 
 
 
Still no flying cars, still no cure for cancer, and the best science can give us is some goddamn robot blueberry picker with shakier hands than a Fark admin at 8 a.m. But science has time to wipe the ass of Big Blueberry, don't worry about that
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Protip: if your foul ball netting comes in more than one piece, be sure to properly secure the seams
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Sat April 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your text messages are about as secure as your WiFi
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Fan Duel)
 
 
 
The Texas Rangers have a good young player named Rougned Odor. Thinking talent may run in the family, they have signed his brother. Guess the brother's name
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Wed April 13, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Never tell him the odds, or the final amount bid on his jacket
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Drinking tequila could cure your osteoporosis, or at least make you forget about it for a while
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Need to cure your sugar addiction? Take up smoking
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know how to keep it classy if you show up at an anti-circumcision rally wearing white clothing with a fake red blood stain around the crotch
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter outbids major media companies, secures streaming rights for Thursday night NFL games. Tweet revenge
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy... birthday to one of Hollywood's... best actors. He's got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell. If only we had a special tag...to honor this man
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You're Doing It Wrong: Woman gets pedicure, loses toe
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