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Headlines matching 'cure'
Sun April 20, 2014
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia has confirmed seven new cases of Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, adding up to 36 infections in five days, a sudden increase of a disease that kills about a third of the people infected and has no cure. الجميع الذعر
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The end is in sight, can Liverpool keep going to secure their 19th league title, can Man City stop choking, will Chelsea still stalk the leaders, can Fulham pull off the great escape? All this and more in your Weekend EPL Thread
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Sat April 19, 2014
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
German hipsters proclaim stuffed deer heads the next big thing as they listen to obscure Schlager music and drink Andorran IPAs. "In Berlin's main hipster habitat, animal trophies have become nearly as ubiquitous as full beards and skinny jeans"
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Fri April 18, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when your dog is a master of escape no matter how secure your back yard? Put a GoPro on him and find out how he does it
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Fanbolt)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston goes Walter White to help one fan secure his prom date
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
High mutation rates among animals explained by rock-paper-scissors theory. No cure for throwing a spock
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(Wired)
 
 
 
All the NSA data the NSA leaked through Project Snowden is meant to backstop one lie: the Linux Tails operating system is a secure method of anonymous communication and not another NSA creation
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Raising taxes on the rich actually helped some people who make around $500k a year due to an obscure rule called AMT addback. This just happens to include people like the President
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A woman's sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship, according to research. Sherlock "No Shiat" Holmes, Captain Obvious, Ric Romero unavailable for comment
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Sat April 12, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Hepatitis C treatment cures over 90 percent of patients with cirrhosis. Still no cure for Pamela Anderson
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Fire Rescue 1)
 
 
 
"Lighting a mattress on fire" may indeed cure your boredom, and "being a minor" might get you out of the first degree murder of a rescuer
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Tue April 08, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
While "lighting a mattress on fire" may indeed cure your boredom, there SHOULD be another part of your brain that tells you "NO, dumbass....NO"
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Sat April 05, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about Einstein's famous equation, but were too insecure to ask. Bonus: article notes equation correction
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
A photo posted to Facebook may have saved a girl's vision. Still no cure for duckface
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Wed April 02, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Great news: there is a new drug on the market that cures 95% of Hepatitis C patients, saving them from liver transplants or liver cancer. Not-so-great news: it costs $1,000 a day and has to be taken for 12 weeks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
$2 bill attempts comeback as NYC hipster money, as many local vendors still consider it pretty obscure
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Tue April 01, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cure found for college dorm funk, not for cancer
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Mon March 31, 2014
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man survives throat cancer, tongue cancer and prostate cancer, only to find there's still no cure for 21-year-old hit-and-run drunk drivers
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Sat March 29, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Cure play a marathon 45-song concert for the Teenage Cancer Trust and play the b-side "2 Late" for the first time ever
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
HI, FILLY MAYS HERE to tell you about the new AgeAway cure-all tonic. Guaranteed results or your bits back. Even Applejack loves this product, so take a Leap of Faith and buy now. BUT WAIT - call the Hub at 10:30am est, and we'll double your order
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Thu March 27, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
I'll be damned, evangelical church finally offers Holy Oil cure-all for everything from cancer to strokes to bladder problems. Why yes, for a small fee, why do you ask?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A list of some of the most obscure spring fruits and veggies to help you sound like a true foodie. Come for the Manoa lettuce, stay for the watercress
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Sun March 23, 2014
(New Zimbabwe)
 
 
 
Doctor who can "cure" gays by analysing the colour choices patients use when colouring a drawing of a brain defends himself against critics who point out he is colourblind by saying "I was born this way"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In today's 'Someone actually got paid to study this' study, we learn that sitting around can make your butt bigger. Still no cure for Kardashian
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Fri March 21, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not only is there still no cure for cancer, leading cancer hospitals are now going in for arrant horseshiat like reflexology and reiki. Still no cure for people who think ear candling and oil pulling will do the trick because they saw it on The View
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Introducing the discovery of the GOP Lawmaker Principle: As the national electoral plight of Democrats increases, so does the incidence of stories about obscure state Republican lawmakers saying something stupid
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Okay, so the House Republicans alternative to Obamacare won't cure the high healthcare costs but at least it will create jobs ... for the insurance industry
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Mon March 17, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
We might have to retire one of our favorite memes: it looks like there might be a cure for cancer
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Sun March 16, 2014
(Ynet)
 
 
 
State Department: That agreement we signed with Iran? It's doing nothing to slow down their procurement of items for their nuclear and missile programs. Thanks, O'Kerry
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Sat March 15, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There really is one foolproof way of curing your hangover and it takes about half an hour. The only hitch? It'll set you back $250
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Wed March 12, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but scientists have debunked the myth that Kansas and Iowa are really flat states
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(Visor Down)
 
 
 
Wife forces husband to sell custom 300hp motorcycle he build himself to renovate the living room: "The selfish git has spent several kitchens turning this into an overpowered drag sofa. It is more than enough to cure the most rigid of constipations"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Parents of George Zimmerman sue Roseanne for tweeting their address and attempting to incite "vigilante justice." Film rights to the trial secured by Spike Lee
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Mon March 10, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Veterinarians get a puppy drunk on vodka to save his life. Your dog wants Stolichnaya
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Thu March 06, 2014
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Another baby is cured of HIV. Still no cure for...fark it, my hat's off to you doctors and scientists
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Wed March 05, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Research involving two strains of rats, cans of vanilla frosting, and a theory have helped to find a cure for binge eating, because apparently the best way to put someone off snacking is to give them a vanilla frosted rat
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Tue March 04, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Study shows playing Tetris for as little as 3 minutes reduces cravings for food and alcohol significantly. Still no cure for non-fitting square blocks
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Mon March 03, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can mushrooms cure cancer, or is this research full of shiatake?
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Sat March 01, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal a boat from Bass Pro Shops, make sure it is securely attached to your truck. If you can't do that, at least make goofy smiles in your mug shots (pics)
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Wed February 26, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Introducing the new Blackphone, an ultra-secure, super-private, highly encrypted device that will protect your every communication from every possible eavesdropper except, of course, the NSA
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Tue February 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Other people told me that his methods worked and so I wanted to give it a try, and I have to say that initially I did feel better after he inserted 42 pearls into my body.' (Not safe for work pics)
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Mon February 24, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Whole Foods has become America's Temple of Pseudoscience. The company's devotion to organic food and homeopathic cures reach an almost religious level. And that's just from the people who shop there
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Sat February 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 22-year-old brunette bed-ridden with rare illness, cures herself by embracing vegan lifestyle and healthy eating, launches her own successful business and now her recipe app is number one on iTunes. TA-DAA (w/pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free Trade: The Miracle Cure for Embarrassing Outbreaks of National Sovereignty
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Thu February 20, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kentucky Republican claims that same-sex marriage will lead to parent-child marriage. Immediately secures coveted Woody Allen vote
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Wed February 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at why Facebook is full of idiotic half-baked stories about miracle cures claiming to be science. Shockingly, this has nothing to do with trying to cull the herd
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Sun February 16, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Look, we'd love to give you this experimental drug for your dying son because it'll probably help cure him, but we can't because his profile doesn't fit the one we made up for test cases"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The F-35, a testament to military procurement: overbudget, behind schedule, unable to fly full throttle, within 25 miles of lightning, or with weapons. Now with sensor helmet allowing pilot to look between his legs and see the ass he can kiss goodbye
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Tue February 11, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston company works with NASA to develop medications and treatments that can be used to treat injured astronauts. Still no cure for Han firing first
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Mon February 03, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Robert Smith says The Cure are releasing a new album later this year along with a few new concert DVDs--and oh yes, they're going back on tour
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Turns out the cure for cancer may have been right above our heads all along. Way, waaaaaaay above our heads
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(18)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
In the event the plane loses cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down from the panel over your seat. You should secure your own oxygen mask before taking a selfie
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There's something oddly therapeutic about watching one machine eat another
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(18)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Researchers find cure for cancer. Still no cure for Bieberism
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Tue January 28, 2014
(Estately)
 
 
 
Bing Auto-Complete teaches geography lesson about American states. Did you know Arkansas is a $#%HOLE?
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Mon January 27, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Respected cancer researcher writes letter confessing to multiple murders while intoxicated. Still no cure for drunken, horrifying admissions of guilt
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Wed January 22, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Boy band announces breakup before massive tour. No, not that one. Or that one. That one either. No, more obscure. No, not them either. No, MORE OBSCURE THAN THAT
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(24)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(HyperVocal)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, this Redeemer statue repair gallery
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Home Depot employee catches baby as it falls out of customer's cart, promptly reaffixes it more securely with $122 in wooden framework with countersunk brass screws and heavy-duty poultry netting
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Mon January 20, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
Surprising absolutely no one who's wintered there, Canadians among top users of antidepressants
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(69)
 


Sun January 19, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Okay fine, fer sure fer sure, for some with valley fever there is no cure
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(53)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(Humans Invent)
 
 
 
The cure for immortality has arrived. And it was under your nose
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(104)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Still no cure for canc...oh, hang on a minute
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(142)
 


Thu January 16, 2014
(HyperVocal)
 
 
 
We may finally have a cure for Vertical Video Syndrome
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(103)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How secure is our weapons-grade uranium complex in Knoxville, Tennessee? So secure that it was broken into by 83-year-old antiwar activist and nun Sister Megan Rice
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(69)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Scientists analyze ancient Nordic grog. Still no cure for can .... hey, that sounds pretty good
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(17)
 


Sat January 11, 2014
(Patch)
 
 
 
Groundbreaking science: Can eating food cure hunger? Why, yes it can
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(10)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(Defense News)
 
 
 
US intelligence community continues to do its part to protect the US tech industry from profits. Billion dollar satellite deal in jeopardy because US parts contain a backdoor into the highly secure communications
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(40)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study: Depression drugs are being doled out to people as a cure for simple sadness
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(89)
 


Mon December 30, 2013
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Families of the victims of affluenza begin working towards a cure
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(146)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember, folks: Big pharmaceutical companies just want to help people. They're not trying to profit on illness, exploit people, or hurt the poor. So you should feel grateful for your $1000-per-pill Hepatitis C cure. Grateful, you got it?
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(148)
 


Thu December 26, 2013
(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
Researchers find people more likely to tell secrets during post-sex conversation, proving that any Farker's mom's basement is more secure than a NSA vault
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