| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| It's another free Guinness give away. Don't forget your towels (seacoastonline.com) | (47) | ||
| (Some Guy) | NYC bakery makes nothing but "Manly cupcakes for manly men" (butchbakery.com) | (55) |
| Aww: Husband of 37 years makes valentine. News: Half-mile-wide valentine. Fark: Manure (twincities.com) | (52) |
| Palin-Beck 2012? Its more likely than you think (thinkprogress.org) | (250) |