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60 headlines found matching 'cue'
Mon September 22, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If all the Heaven's Gate cult members committed suicide in 1997, who's keeping their website running? [cue dramatic music sting, followed by haunting melody]
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(53)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Slow church song rescued by a drummer with a heavenly solo. Thank God
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(31)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Oh Boy.. Oh Boy.. Oh Boy.. you're that human that rescued me:)"
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(39)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And now for act three of NFL Schadenfreude.....Cue Congress.....Ready on set everyone
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Wed September 10, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Problem: poppies that yield opium only grow in a few places in the world. Bigger problem: and often fund terroristic organizations and states. So here comes science to the rescue
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
TMZ releases video of Ray Rice knocking his wife TFO. Cue up Raven's fans explaining how you can now see it wasn't a big deal, and even 2 games was too long of a suspension
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hikers rescued from Yosemite. No word if the rescuer wore anti-gravity boots and told them God needed a starship
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(37)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Rescued dog in Hiroshima becomes rescue dog in Hiroshima. "An dog abandoned by people is now rescuing them. It is a proof that Yumenosuke deserves to live"
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Thu August 28, 2014
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Can someone chalk the pool cue for these drunken pub brawlers?
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(15)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Ahoy there, do you require rescue?" "Naw, I'm good, my boat's just taking on a little water." "I don't think that's a boat." "'Course it is, it's the USS Nissan Sentra"
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Houston firefighters rescue abandoned black lab puppy with its head stuck in tire."We really cut very carefully because any kind of pressure on the dog's neck could have snapped its neck or killed it," (w/ video)
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cue Captain Obvious: "Hotels across America are expected to rake in a record $2.25 billion in revenue from add-ons and hidden fees - a rise of 6 per cent from last year and nearly double a decade ago"
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida man rescued from vending machine. No matter how easy it looks, you can't get past the trap door
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
RNLI rescue Bulgarian who was trying to sail to America. Fark: In 14' boat, with a US visa, hot dogs, beans and a bag of biscuits, but no life jacket or lights. His navigational aid? A street map of Southampton
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Federal government's plan to rescue desert tortoises from the brink of extinction is to sterilize them
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(32)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Organization reunites nearly 700 soldiers from eight countries with the cats and dogs they originally rescued in Afghanistan. Let's give these people a big Caturday salute
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Sat August 09, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Japanese rope rescue in not a euphemism, but you might wish it was
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Men say "UH," women say "UM," and other small verbal cues that reveal a lot about one's personality
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Thu August 07, 2014
(WGAL 8)
 
Video
 
Every once in a while humanity is given a great gift. This gift is an 11-year-old boy, an 11-year-old boy who plays polka like nobody's business. Cue the accordion
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Tue August 05, 2014
(AFP)
 
 
 
The Solomon Islander who rescued JFK after his PT boat sank in WWII dies at age 93; always wondered whatever became of that nice young kid he pulled out of the drink
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Naked, intoxicated, masturbating man falls into river, has to be rescued by police
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Sat August 02, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
The little league barbecue is later today and I need to make a side dish. I'm feeling uninspired. What is something that the kids will love? I started looking for ideas and no kid wants a tomato and onion salad
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
300 rats removed from Ohio apartment now up for adoption by rat rescue group. In other news, there are rat rescue groups
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Fri August 01, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton reminisces about that time he 'missed' eliminating Osama Bin Laden...on September 10, 2001. Cue the THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.jpeg
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Facebook)
 
 
 
My local animal shelter, the Animal Rescue League of Iowa, is 100 votes behind in a contest that will feed every animal in their shelter for 33 days Can the power of Fark push us over the top?
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
The summer wouldn't be complete without another person having a barbecue grill brush wire surgically removed from their throat
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Sun July 27, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Survivor of the USS Indianapolis sinking describes floating in the ocean for days waiting to be rescued and it's even more terrifying than Quint's tale in 'Jaws.' "The body would go under, and then that life vest popped back up"
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Tue July 22, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Make way for ducklings. Also, stay off the median during your daring rescue, or it's a hundred bucks
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Mon July 21, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toddler rescued after wandering into the ocean alone, parents have no explanation as to why she was wearing a tiki head necklace
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes remains #1 at the box office with $35 million while The Purge 2: Purgelectric Boogaloo is #2 with $30 million. Newcomers Planes: Fire & Rescue and Sex Tape take #3 and #4, barely making it past $15 million
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
'Planes, Fire & Rescue' is actually..pretty...good?
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from sandbar near offshore nudist swingers beach after her husband dumped her in the ocean from a jet ski after she claimed to see him blowing some dude at the nudist swingers beach.... Man, that was a mouthful
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now that summer is here, let's fire up the barbecue and grill some watermelon and bananas
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Fri July 11, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
American tourist endears herself to residents of Scottish village by calling out full marine rescue response to nine-year-old shipwreck sitting in village's harbor
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
If you're drunk in Atlanta and climb onto a gate at an indoor rodeo, the biggest thing you need to worry about is the drunken mob who comes to rescue you
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Remember that family that took a sick baby on a sailboat voyage and had to be rescued by Coast Guard when baby's health took a downturn? They're back in the news, armed with a lawyer and suing the cell phone provider
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
And Boehner is suing Obama for ... drumroll ... NOT IMPLEMENTING OBAMACARE FAST ENOUGH. *cue circus music*
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Wed July 09, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's herpy derpy Texas Repugnican saying the southern border crisis might become B-Rawk's "hurricane Katrina moment" and calling for him to visit the region is Henry Cuellar (D-Laredo)
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Raju the elephant was held in chains for 50 years and abused after being poached in India. He has finally found his freedom after being rescued by a wildlife charity who claim they saw him cry when he was released in to the wild on Independence day
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Sun July 06, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Stranded baby dolphin rescued on Florida beach. Faith in humanity: restored for approximately 1 day
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Thu July 03, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Chicken rescued from street outside a branch of KFC 'not in great condition', although not fried or inside a bucket
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Sat June 28, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio doesn't get why people are wondering why his department used a taxpayer-funded helicopter to search for a lost dog when the chopper is always being launched to rescue people from mountains and lakes
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Fri June 27, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man: "The police gave me the okay to jump into a dirty canal to rescue a dog." Police: "Ummmm, not exactly"
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Six bears housed at closed game farm forced to suffer the humiliation of being rescued by Styx and REO Speedwagon
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty confusing when you're 16, and sometimes you just want to climb up the side of a mountain and get away from the world. But then you get stuck and your rescue gets aired on the nighttime news
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Sat June 21, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Does Sarah rescue Kira from Rachel? Does Paul reappear? Does Cosima die? This is the Orphan Black finale thread, even numbered of course
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Thu June 19, 2014
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Puppy rescued from terribly dusty incinerator pit
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
L.A. Mayor at Kings Stanley Cup Rally: "This is a big f**king day". Cue raucous applause
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Mon June 16, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman climbs tree to rescue cat, has to be rescued by firemen after she gets stuck. I don't see why the firemen were called... she would have come down when she got hungry enough
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Police save raccoon with peanut butter jar stuck on its head. Surprisingly, no bullets were used during the course of this rescue
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
George Bush makes move to rescue Iraq
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Thu June 12, 2014
(That Video Site)
 
 
 
Bumblebee caught in a spider's web gets rescued by another bumblebee
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Tue June 10, 2014
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
If firefighters have to enter your house through a second story window and then shovel a path through trash to try to rescue your sorry ass, you may be a hoarder
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Fri June 06, 2014
(AEI Ideas)
 
 
 
Liberal economist: The economy is back and doing nicely. Free market economist: What about those 7 million missing workers? Cue the banjo music, it's dueling charts
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Viking Chad Greenway helps rescue two stranded boaters on windswept lake... even though one was a Bears fan. "Good thing he told me that after"
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(KETK Tyler)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from the Kasem family, a Texas family starts assaulting each other with a catfish
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(15)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police respond to call about a bear, ensure it is left wounded and angry near campground crowded with meat-filled barbecues. Enjoy your cookout, citizen
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Six patients suffering from one of the world's most deadly contagious diseases have been "rescued" from a hospital by their relatives. What's the worst that could happen, right?
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It has to be asked: Why are extraterrestrials fascinated with Earth's cows? Is there no good barbecue on Ceti Alpha VI?
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Mon May 26, 2014
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
When jumping off pontoon boat to rescue your dog, you should know how to swim better than your dog
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