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Headlines matching 'cta'
Wed February 08, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post) Spiffy "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash and watching his poll numbers soar"  (washingtonpost.com) (323)
(Some Guy) Amusing Someone at The American Spectator has finally started asking the right questions  (spectator.org) (80)


Fri February 03, 2012
(ZDNet UK) Spiffy Future of ACTA, Europe's SOPA cousin, in doubt after someone forgot Poland  (zdnet.co.uk) (34)
(MSNBC) Weird Researchers in Antarctica discover weird lakes that move, crawling like syrup. Antarctic trifecta complete  (msnbc.msn.com) (37)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine In a shocking and totally unpredictable move, GOP leaders look to renege on the defense limit cuts called for in last years sequester deal. Obama and Democrats flabbergasted   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (121)


Thu February 02, 2012
(ABC) Amusing So what happens if two "unelectable" candidates, Obama and Romney, square off in the 2012 presidential election? Oh, dear god, the Mayans were right weren't they?  (abcnews.go.com) (80)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious The "electability" argument is bankrupt on both philosophical and practical grounds. It destroys the party's soul and guarantees defeat  (spectator.org) (104)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Washington Post) PSA Reminder: When using a government computer network, you have no reasonable expectation of privacy regarding any communications  (washingtonpost.com) (103)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Discover) Cool Sun trifecta complete: hypnotizing, towering loops of magnetic plasma erupt in a flare  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (15)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad We know that bacon is the delicious nectar of the gods, but beware of its evil cousin, ham, the silent killer  (dailymail.co.uk) (56)
(Some Estonian) Dumbass Minister who deleted Facebook comments on his page about ACTA claims he did it because he was 'running out of space'  (empirechronicles.co.uk) (25)
(CNN) Stupid Twitter believes in limitless free expression and stands by those who risk their lives to fight oppression, and it wants you to remember that while it deletes any of their Tweets that might offend thin-skinned regimes, dictators, or despots  (cnn.com) (27)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Washington Post) Fail It's been 20 years since your football team has done anything but fail spectacularly, so what's a local paper to do when yet another unreached Superbowl's coming and there's empty column inches to fill? TWENTY YEAR REMINISCENCE  (washingtonpost.com) (61)
(Yahoo) Followup Military says "Operation Octave Fusion" was necessary because the American hostage had a "life-threatening condition". "Octave Fusion"? Is the guy who names new Gatorade flavors now moonlighting at the Pentagon?  (news.yahoo.com) (74)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Red State) Sad Difference between the 2008 and 2012 primaries? In 2008, Democrats fight over two highly electable candidates. In 2012, Republicans fight over two highly flawed candidates and neither side thinks the other can win  (redstate.com) (71)
(Daily Mail) Cool One of the largest solar storms in years creates the most spectacular northern lights display ever. Why yes, I can see  (dailymail.co.uk) (104)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting Followers of deposed dictator Gaddafi retake several cities and towns and force the new Libyan army into retreat in some areas. Well that worked out well  (reuters.com) (57)


Mon January 23, 2012
(YouTube) Scary And you thought Americans had all the fun being threatened by scary broad-brush anti-piracy laws. Video explaining what ACTA, the EU's answer to SOPA, is all about  (youtube.com) (46)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Washington Post) Sad Turns out that thousands of Egyptians died in the street to remove a dictator in order to vote in a new one. Welcome to the Arab Winter  (washingtonpost.com) (268)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Fark) Survey Random Question of the Day: You've just been crowned Supreme Dictator-for-Life of the Entire World. What is your first official act, your Excellency?  (fark.com) (474)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Kos) Obvious "Newt Gingrich reiterates his plans to be an outlaw president, or if you prefer, a dictator"  (dailykos.com) (65)
(Pravda) Obvious "This year, more then likely, America will transfer fully into a police state dictatorship"  (english.pravda.ru) (130)
(Huffington Post) Amusing The Iranian fisherman Rescue trifecta is now complete  (huffingtonpost.com) (15)


Fri January 13, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Skateboarder's stunning 720-degree double kickflip captured in spectacular slow motion  (youtube.com) (54)


Sun January 08, 2012
(ESPN) Amusing Giants complete the rare Ryan trifecta  (scores.espn.go.com) (99)


Sat January 07, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Dumbass Michael Savage calls President Obama a "dictator coming out of his chrysalis." Oooh, someone got Savage a word-a-day calendar  (wnd.com) (156)


Fri January 06, 2012
(northwestohio) Cool Ugly ass tiger cubs greet visitors for the first time at the Toledo Zoo. (w/ video) Ugly assfecta in play  (northwestohio.com) (19)
(Economist) Interesting A quick how-to on becoming a dictator. "So, I have a small group of rewarded cronies and a highly taxed population. Now what?"  (economist.com) (32)


Mon January 02, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Weird Advert points out that men don't wear tampons. Outrage predictably ensues  (3news.co.nz) (383)


Sat December 31, 2011
(CBS News) Obvious Jon Huntsman says Ron Paul is "unelectable". In similar news, Paris Hilton says Kim Kardashian can't act  (cbsnews.com) (237)


Fri December 30, 2011
(CNBC) Scary "IT systems have proliferated to create a system of systems that is now interacting in unpredictable ways that regulators and investors cannot comprehend, far less control"  (cnbc.com) (71)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sad 2 people killed, 4 others injured in shooting at Church's Chicken. *pew*pew*pew*  (suntimes.com) (62)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary It's not suprising that Rep John Conyers and the Rev. Jesse Jackson are fighting Gov. Snyder's attempt to replace the mayor and city council of Detroit with a hand-picked dictator. the real question is why isn't everybody else?  (huffingtonpost.com) (86)


Sat December 24, 2011
(KTLA) Followup Latest rectally extracted figures indicate Occupy L.A. protests cost more than two-thirds of a Michael Jackson memorial and slightly more than a 1%er makes in a week  (ktla.com) (74)


Thu December 22, 2011
(CBC) Fail Tourist decides to go on a hiking trip to the taliban-infested mountains of Afghanistan, with predictable results  (cbc.ca) (154)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange 9mm mouse hunting & wounded roommate & a 13 yr old girlfriend. The Fark crime trifecta hits in Taylorville, UT  (ksl.com) (81)
(The Hill) Dumbass Queen Sheila Jackson Lee (D-eeeeeeeerp) make a case for scrapping the Constitution and vesting dictatorial powers to the Executive office  (thehill.com) (171)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Philly.com) Sick Philadelphia Daily News sportswriter Bill Conlin "retires" amid allegations that he has completed the creepy old guy child molester trifecta  (philly.com) (64)
(Short List) Amusing The most spectacular goal of the year. Sorry, make that own goal  (shortlist.com) (11)


Fri December 16, 2011
(UPI) Florida Don King's turkey truck hijacked. This is an audacious, fallacious, hellacious, and vexatious crime intended to stupify, horrify, and mystify our mortified law enforcement officials and poultrified spectators  (upi.com) (11)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida 12 rectal exams a day is a job outside of prison, too?  (sun-sentinel.com) (29)


Thu December 15, 2011
(MLive.com) Amusing Ahh yes, The Intergalactic Lactation Federation. Set your phasers to "AWESOME"  (mlive.com) (98)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy UFC 140 discussion thread. Jon Jones and Lyoto Machida. Plus big Nog, little Nog, pour yourself a glass of eggnog, the Hairrow and many more great fighters will take to the octagon. First fights start at 5:50pm ET  (ufc.com) (667)


Tue December 06, 2011
(MacWorld) Stupid Apple gives Samsung some helpful advice on avoiding patent infringement: don't make your tablets rectangular, black, thin, with rounded corners or flat fronts, or clean in appearance. No, this isn't from The Onion  (macworld.com) (202)


Fri December 02, 2011
(SportsGrid) Followup The best thing about Oakland Raiders linebacker Rolando McClain getting arrested? The spectacular photo  (sportsgrid.com) (48)


Thu December 01, 2011
(MacWorld) Cool Completing transition from "hot jogger chick with sledgehammer" to "bespectacled Orwellian overlord," Apple is expected to become the world's top PC maker in 2012  (macworld.com) (88)


Sun November 20, 2011
(YouTube) Scary Not everybody can be a stunt driver and get paid to drive fast and wreck cars spectacularly. For the rest, they drive rally cars  (youtube.com) (31)
(The New York Times) Obvious Military-led interim government in Egypt seeks to drop the "interim" part, replace it with "permanent". Predictable results follow  (nytimes.com) (85)


Thu November 17, 2011
(New York Daily News) News The NYPD strikes back at the OWS protesters with predictable results. (pics of carnage)  (live.nydailynews.com) (340)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Toronto Star) Obvious Couple marry as the resort hosting the ceremony burns to the ground. The divorce should be spectacular. (w/pic of happy couple surrounded by flames)  (thestar.com) (59)


Tue November 15, 2011
(fox10tv.com) Dumbass Teens drink bleach to pass drug tests, with predictable results  (fox10tv.com) (133)
(Bloomberg) Amusing Greyhound of the skies mocked after failing to live up to expectations  (bloomberg.com) (20)


Mon November 14, 2011
(CNBC) Scary After the US President bailed out Goldman Sachs, and Italy's new Prime Minister coming from Goldman Sachs, the trifecta will be completed with the new head of the European Central Bank  (cnbc.com) (23)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Miami Herald) Interesting El Presidente Hugo Chávez's cancer is progressing faster than expected, may not live more than six months. Could this mean there's finally a cure for dictators?  (miamiherald.com) (163)
(Des Moines Register) Amusing Iowans react to Rick Perry's spectacular fail  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (114)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Silly City of Chicago plans on selling ad space on trash cans, pay boxes, and pretty much anything that will earn them a few bucks  (suntimes.com) (36)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting "Tower Heist" steals second place at the weekend box office, but ends up $10 million short of expectations ... and loses to a talking cat  (movies.yahoo.com) (72)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) PSA Why wearing a cape won't make you a badass. Ah Ah Ah  (chicagotribune.com) (84)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Team Coco) Video Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits OWS, with predictable results  (teamcoco.com) (98)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Roger Ebert reluctantly accepts that celluloid film is dead. "The day is here when most of the new movies I see are in digital. You and I both know how they look, and the fact is, they look pretty good"  (blogs.suntimes.com) (46)


Thu November 03, 2011
(CNN) Followup Condi Rice says Gadhafi's crush on her was "weird and a bit creepy." So that's one thing you have in common with a deceased African dictator  (cnn.com) (41)


Wed November 02, 2011
(ESPN) Dumbass Former NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield arrested for the Octane 93 Meth he was holdng  (espn.go.com) (37)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Man experiencing chest pains decides to try to remove his own pacemaker, with predictable success rate  (chicagotribune.com) (58)
(Some Guy) Cool Baltimore's original NFL franchise certificate found in trash and restored. Art Modell still wanted by people in Cleveland for Libyan dictator-style questioning   (sportscollectorsdaily.com) (42)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Heidi Klum wows Halloween party with full-body, see-through costume that shows off her slim good body, especially her spectacular glutes and abs  (dailymail.co.uk) (146)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Foreign Policy) Cool 1. Topple dictator. 2. Pick up the ladies. Awww yeah  (foreignpolicy.com) (46)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Foreign Policy) Strange Hoarders: the special dictator edition  (foreignpolicy.com) (35)
(Radio Netherlands Worldwide) Cool Bad idea: Granting amnesty for dictatorship's human rights violations, like Uruguay's parliament did in 1986. Good idea: Un-granting previously granted amnesty, like Uruguay's parliament did Tuesday  (rnw.nl) (18)


Wed October 26, 2011
(I Got A Rock) Asinine Food allergy jihadists set up alternative Halloween in abandoned parking lot in Tuscon. Naturally, they've outlawed costumes, pumpkins, and candy, but children will certainly thrill to the awesome spectacle of tar fumes and 120 degree heat  (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) (150)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Rolling Stone) Spiffy How Obama intervened in Libya--and wound up toppling one of the world's longest-serving dictators  (rollingstone.com) (120)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Yeah, I'll have a pack of Marlboro's, a twelve-pack of Bud, these Slimjims, and do you have any dictators' corpses left in the freezer?  (news.yahoo.com) (80)
(CNNGo) Scary Fifteen spectacular swimming pools you should visit. Except for #2, which probably has poltergeists  (cnngo.com) (50)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Short List) Sick You know times are tough when you're an Oscar-winning actress that has to wish happy birthday to an evil dictator just to pay rent  (shortlist.com) (67)

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