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129 headlines found matching 'cross'
Wed March 22, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Life and career of legendary Scottish darts player Jocky Wilson celebrated in new play. Script based on real incident where flat-broke Jocky was stranded in Nevada, tried to hitch a ride across 400 miles of desert
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dateline: March 22. You are feverishly trying to spit out a competent story for Heart of Farkness 2 when suddenly, your cat walks across your keyboard and submits the story. What do you do? You come here. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
These cross-country skiing race announcers are almost as excited about the dog on the course as the dog is
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
After family dog is killed, an Idaho Sheriff asks the USDA to stop planting cyanide bombs across the county. In other news the USDA is planting cyanide bombs
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, a new villain threatens National City's dairy industry and just when Kara has the issue under control a crossover strikes. (CW 8ET)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not News: Almost half of of those polled want illegal border crossers deported, and are concerned that asylum-seekers of African and Middle Eastern origin will make country less safe. News: Survey taken in Canada about illegal immigration from the US
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Yakuza disappearing from across Japan. It's all been downhill for them since that guest shot on "The Simpsons"
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Geno Smith just has to knock out his physical before he can go across town and join the Giants
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man arrested for masturbating in his car across the street from a playground. You're gonna want to see his mugshot, trust me
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Thu March 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
In hindsight, perhaps naming a school Innovation Park Middle School wasn't the best idea. "They don't want to go to a school and wear a red shirt with the letters IPMS across the shirt for athletics, for academic competitions (or women in general)"
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(BBC)
 
Video
 
We've all seen those scary cross-wind airplane landings on YouTube. This guy's got a solution
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Hanson announces 25th anniversary world tour. Which is a big change from their first tour when they still weren't allowed to cross the street by themselves
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham vows to "find out all things Russian" and has put Trump right in his crosshairs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The first solar eclipse to cross America in 99 years is being seen as a sign from God by some deluded people who don't understand science and believe religion drives everything
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Sat March 11, 2017
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Best Buy's Geek Squad says they do not actively rummage through the data on devices you bring them and it's only if they stumble across something really bad that they turn it over to the FBI. Uh huh...sure...riiiiiiiight
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man who says "I'm hungry" robs blood bank. Police arm themselves with silver crosses, garlic, and wooden stakes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man crosses Atlantic Ocean unaided on a paddle board
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman hauls suitcase containing elderly man's body across the country and police aren't sure why
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Since the invention of the mythic welfare queen in the 1960s, this has been the story we most reliably tell about why people are poor. Never mind that research from across the social sciences shows us, over and again, that it's a lie"
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Freak windstorm knocks out power to 250,000 across western New York with outages expected to last days. Temperatures will also drop into the teens starting tomorrow
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Illegal border crossings decrease by 40% in February as Mexico learns what it's like to share a border with a third-world hellhole
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Man claims he was road rage victim because of Trump/Pence flag on his van, not because he made left turn across multiple traffic lanes
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Tue March 07, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia ends sexism by putting some pedestrian crossing signal icons in little dresses
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It looks like a pissed off toaster
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Mon March 06, 2017
(GoMN)
 
 
 
Not news: People illegally crossing the border. News: Into Canada. Fark: Not as many as in 2008
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara (and the writers) remembers she has a job and offers Snapper Carr a coup in order to get his approval on a story. Meanwhile, Alex crosses a line in the hunt for Cadmus. (CW 8ET)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lots of people showed up for "March 4 Trump" rallies across the country, if you count maybe 150 people total as a lot of people
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Today is the day that Trump supporters will show their strength in March 4 Trump rallies all across the country. Already tens of Trump supporters have shown up at the National Mall
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Fri March 03, 2017
(RealClearPolitics)
 
Fake
 
In a great confluence of political cross currents of nothingberger, the story that DWS failed to recognize SEAL's widow turns out to be fake, or was it?
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Giant dinosaur caught strolling across Florida golf course with massive fish clenched in his gnarly teeth
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Thu March 02, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former Senator Joe Lieberman (Quisling-CT) says the Democratic strategy of across-the-board opposition to having people's faces eaten off is "thoughtless" and Dems should "compromise". Maybe just let the leopards eat the nose and ears, for example
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(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Skimming a snowmobile across a 30 degree lake pulling a water skier and filming it is one thing. Putting that film up on the internet will certainly help the authorities find you
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In their final days, Obama aides spread intelligence on Trump associates and Russia across agencies as a trail for investigators
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Potential Supergirl/iZombie crossover?
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I don't think the real Jesus would shout 'Oh Sh*t' when he got his cross stuck in the ceiling on the underground
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(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
VIDEO: Police called to break up brawl started by bagels on late night train from London
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(AP News)
 
 
 
North Carolina congregation recalls the magic of their wedding nights, when the veil was lifted, the bride was carried across the threshold, the groom gave her the first peck on the cheek, and waited another year for permission to have intercourse
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Mon February 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Multiple bomb threats to JCCs and other Jewish-based centers across America force Donald Trump to come out and say "Subtler, you guys"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely piss off no one, giant cross installed outside Mosul to mark progress against ISIS
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saddened by the millions who turned out for the Women's Marches and the thousands packing town halls across the country, Trump Supporters are planning their OWN rallies which may be a bit smaller; but only because Trump's appeal is "more selective"
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Sat February 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Life-sized Kanye West statue erected on Hollywood Boulevard. Residents immediately complain that its life-sized head keeps blocking out the sun
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Meet Private William Speakman. He used bottles of beer to fight off 6,000 Chinese soldiers during the Korean war: "Because of his valor, 400 British troops lived to fight another day. Speakman was awarded the Victoria Cross"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Average Tooth Fairy payout hits all-time high of $4.66 in 2016. Entrepreneurial kids across the country reportedly going "full Kentucky" to cash in on these high rates
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Fri February 24, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bankrupt tropical nation sends cross-country skier to Finland to compete at the World Championships, despite his never having seen snow in person before. Let's see how that went
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scotland's top footgolfer takes on America's top footgolfer in latest proof that footgolf is going to be the biggest sport in the world pretty soon, probably
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After seeing uprisings against Trump pop up across the US, Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she feels "hope"
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(Church Militant dot com)
 
 
 
Prepare yourselves for all out spiritual war today, friends. As witches across the world attempt to curse Trump God warriors pray to protect him. Stay informed about all phenomena, stigmata or drive by newtings here
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
But the pervasive view in the capital is that President Trump at this point is like a guy behind the wheel who hasn't slept in a week, surrounded by a small mountain of empty Red Bull cans as he weaves his way across four lanes at night
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Meet the Rodney Dangerfield of cross-country skiing, now the cause of a diplomatic dust-up between France and Venezuela
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Across the world, people reach for their robes and wizard hats
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey Junior
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The "Thought Police" have changed their name to the "Bias Response Teams" across US campuses. You better double-think about what you say
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
As spring-like temperatures increase, police remind you there are better ways than driving your four wheeler across it to check if the ice level is safe
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Toy boat launched by Charleston SC elementary school students crosses Atlantic, found in Britain. "We were looking across the waves when it literally sailed right to us. It was magical"
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drunk driver crashes through railings at pedestrian crossing and flips car onto roof in front of police station on one side of the street, rescued by firemen from fire station on the other side of the street - TA-DAH
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Impeach President Bannon signs appearing across America. Bannon's puppet, Trump, said to be very irritated. Donnie is great inspiration for practical jokers across America
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Sun February 19, 2017
(USA Hockey)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in America, which kicks off Hockey Week Across America. Will the number of "Shut up, Pierres" beat the over? Will a fancy hat party interfere? Coverage starts at noon on NBC, first game is Caps/Rangers @ 12:30pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Subby learned two things about Norm MacDonald yesterday: (1) He owns a professional football team, (2) he's a way better announcer than Joe Buck
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Looney Tunes/DC Comics crossover. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Thu February 16, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nearly 56,000 bridges called structurally deficient. Have a safe trip home, and would you mind looking at the road as you drive instead of reading this damn headline
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Key Trump aide Stephen Miller follows David Duke on Twitter. Bonus: And "likes" Duke's tweets. Double failtastic cross-burny bonus: As recently as Tuesday
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Tue February 14, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Alanis Morrisette burglarized for $2 million in jewelry. No word if they got the cross she bears that was given to her by that guy from Full House
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Mon February 13, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
As it turned out, conducting an artillery duel across the English Channel from 1940 to 1944 was not the best use of resources
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Cross-country skiiers found to be the fittest of all athletes, which is why cross-country skiing packs millions of cross-country ski fans into skiing stadiums every weekend to watch cross-country skiiers completing for trucks full of gold
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's illegal to tow a couch through a McDonald's drive-thru with an ATV, much less to do it intoxicated while running from police and crossing a frozen river. But all parties involved were wearing helmets, so police aren't sure what to charge them with
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Sat February 11, 2017
(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Truck lands in 70 mph crosswind (skip to :30 if you have ADD)
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Fri February 10, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
It doesn't count; I had my fingers crossed
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Thu February 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After only one measly NHL game on Wednesday night, 22 teams will play on Thursday night. Cross-country games include Sharks-Bruins, Ducks-Sabres, Penguins-Avalanche, and Kings-Panthers. All this and much more when the puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Mon February 06, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
An army of armyworms is pestilencing its way across Africa
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Imagine mistakenly wandering across the Indian border in 1963 and not being able to go home to China to this day? Happened to this poor sod
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(San Diego Reader)
 
 
 
Rail line that crosses the U.S.-Mexico border goes from I Think I Can to I Thought I Could
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Wed February 01, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Our new dystopian future includes 100% more rollerblading robots
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (2/1): You finally really did it. You maniacs You crossed-over Planet of the Apes and Green Lantern....damn you, DC. Damn you all to Hell
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Love, not hate, is what makes America great--raising hell in the streets is optional. Crowds lift their voices all across the country, wait for diminishing presidential tweet in return
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Sat January 28, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Misfires and crossed wires (farting in small enclosed space), and a satisfied smile
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Wed January 25, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Baby Box provides many items new parents need, however it should not be used to ship an infant across the country despite its appearance
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump poised to sign executive order making it perfectly legal for him to 'disappear' people in CIA black-ops prisons, and do so without any oversight, due process, or international Red Cross monitoring. Be careful what you post here, comrades
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Speeding commuter train slams into FedEx semi-trailer, slicing it in two, at rail crossing in North Salt Lake, Utah. Is there video? You bet there is
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A look inside the DeploraBalls, where internet memes cross over into real life
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Mon January 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in tailor shop but is luckily stitched up quickly with a special cross-stitch, an embroidered design, and a little piping
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
12 Monkeys plot crossing over our time stream. Apocalypse
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
NOAA's Storm Prediction Center issues a rare "High Risk" area for the SE United States with "Significant tornado outbreak expected today across north Florida and south Georgia." Stay safe today, farkers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Clarke, still saddened Trump didn't have a job for him, says he would rather "reach across the aisle and grab a Democrat by the throat" than work with them
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Sat January 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today women (and men) from all across the nation are standing up for freedom, liberty, and equality in America. Are you marching? Would you if you could?
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Thu January 19, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
RCMP across Canada, lose connection to CPIC database. No record, warrant, license plate or ID checks. Evidently this can happen now
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'Thanks, Obama' Event in DC Today Live Streaming - Join in Applause Across Country - Bonus: Farker's Hula Group is performing a chant/dance for Obama at 4:30pm
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Thu January 12, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Because what better way to observe the 400th anniversary of the Mayflower's historic voyage across the Atlantic than by having an autonomous marine vessel trace her path?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mexicans flood across the border for cheap gas, wave at the flood of Americans going the other way for cheap medicine
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Tue January 10, 2017
(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Frank Grillo says Crossbones is going to stay dead
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Sun January 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Just a note to all you "single payer" fans: Britain's health service has been completely overwhelmed in what the Red Cross calls a "humanitarian crisis" ... by the flu (and budget cuts)
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crossing chicken
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man cancels bicycle trip across Antarctica after realizing it was a bicycle trip across freakin' Antarctica
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Just a heads up: If the devil enters you, you'd be prone to driving erratically across exits ramps, crashing into half a dozen vehicles, and gleefully telling reporters you don't think you were even wearing a seatbelt
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
If you woke up this morning in a bathtub full of ice and with stitches across your back, you might have a new organ in your body. Just like the rest of us
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Wed January 04, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Resident Evil is finally putting you in the shoes of its player-character. Experts forecast brown trousers and nervous breakdowns across the gaming world
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Tue January 03, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? It turns out its motivation may be far more complex and nuanced than we gave it credit for
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Sun January 01, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Mark your 2017 calendars now - NASA announces that the first total solar eclipse in 38 years will sweep across the U.S. on Aug. 21. The sun is there ... for a while
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out you if you're hallucinating you might be able to make another person hallucinate just be being near them and inviting the smiling toad of wisdom to hop into their inner eye while spraying rainbows of joy across their wooden eyebrows
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (12/28): Marvel (finally) finishes it's big Summer crossover, Frank Miller keeps on FMillering, Negan's origin trickles out 4 pages at a time, and Valiant gives its universe the Red Son treatment. Huzzah?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Man bets coworkers that he can walk across a frozen pond. Since this is Fark, you know what happens to him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Investors across the world are uncertain about the business climate under Trump
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's greatest legacy while in the White House? Losing 1,030 Democratic seats across the USA. Thanks, Obama
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Youtube views down across the board. Find out why after this ad finishes
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Belligerent Canadian hijacks luggage tug and drives across runways at Orlando airport. Authorities claim he would have been stopped sooner, but no one could believe 'belligerent Canadian' was actually a thing
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
If you're a 61-year-old tourism official out of town on business and you decide to live-stream a half-hour of nude "adult content" to your lonely husband back home, best not to cross-post it to the Convention and Visitor Bureau's social media accounts
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Tue December 20, 2016
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
If you're seeking Kyle, he's on his porch across from the elementary school... cradling an assault rifle. Because, you know, he's a "hunter"
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Crossing guard told to stop high-fiving school children because guidelines
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
How plan to fix 3-mile long, I-275 bridge across Tampa Bay fell apart, as told in Legos
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Wed December 14, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (12/14): Transformers finally gets out of crossover purgatory with two new ongoing series: Lost Light #1 and Optimus Prime #1
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran looking into nuclear vessels, presumably across the bay in Alameda
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Tue December 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you like seeing rookie baseball players cross-dress or wear controversial costumes, we have some bad news for you
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Sun December 11, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was an alien spacecraft that was caught crossing the moon's surface on December 3rd, but that was an alien spacecraft that was caught crossing the moon's surface
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New York and Miami, you need to keep an eye on the Cumbre Vieja volcano in the Canary Islands ... for it could unleash a mega-tsunami across the Atlantic and completely wipe you out. Other that that, enjoy your day
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Cleveland get its first win against cross-state rival Cincinnati, can the Broncos score more that the Titans, and who will prevail in the Seattle vs. Green Bay match-up? It's your Sunday football thread starting at 1 PM ET on CBS & FOX
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Sat December 10, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Desperate New Yorkers looking to end the drunken debauchery make last-ditch effort to sabotage SantaCon by posting flyers across the city saying the event is cancelled
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Thu December 08, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but spiders have mastered the zigzag cross-stitch
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Tue December 06, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is a busy night in hockey with 18 teams playing, including the battle of New York with the Rangers-Islanders, two cross-continent clashes with the Oilers-Sabres and Canucks-Devils, Canadiens-Blues and much more. The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Ken Burns documentary to slowly pan across still photos from the Vietnam War while Morgan Freeman narrates and CCR's "Fortunate Son" plays in the background
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Mon December 05, 2016
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Demon vandal hovers 40 feet in air to paint upside down crosses, 666 on church
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Here's how to drive across Scotland, wthout ever driving on a road: "This is more complicated than it sounds"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man who is attempting to be the first to swim across the Atlantic Ocean has only gone 67 nautical miles in 3 weeks. Which means at the current rate he will not arrive until early 2018
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Extreme tornado outbreaks are happening more often across the US. What could possibly be causing this?
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(Climate Depot)
 
 
 
How did you like that mild Autumn? Good. Now get ready for record low temperatures across "almost entire USA"
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ark Encounter to soon feature historical recreation of Roman gladiators fighting dinosaurs in the arena. This is all in the Bible if you look closely, and is in no way a cross-promotion stunt with Ark: Survival Evolved
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cars not to consider for this year's Cannonball Run, even if you are two very attractive women tag-teaming across the country in a Lamborghini
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Crossing a wild Caracal and an Abyssinian cat, yields a Caracat. Want to own the world's rarest feline? Have you got $23,000?
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Everybody is getting in on the Black Friday action, as prostitutes across Britain are offering deals with 25% discounts on kinky sessions
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Wed November 23, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One-armed cosplayer wants you to pay attention to her cool costumes for Catwoman, Deadpool and The Winter Soldier. "I get pretty excited when I come across a character who either loses an arm or wears a bionic hand"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Mom-to-be still CrossFitting while 8 months pregnant. Fetus already won't stop talking about it
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