Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'cross'

Headlines matching 'cross'

Sat May 18, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Photoshop this careful crossing source: cdn.theatlantic.com \| share:	(27)

Fri May 17, 2013

The promotional photo for Lar von Trier's new film "Nymphomaniac" looks like a cross between a high Rennaisance religious painting and a very kinky "where's Waldo""? puzzle

source: theatlanticwire.com | share:

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Tue May 14, 2013

On second thought, maybe trying to cross frozen pond in a bulldozer wasn't such a good idea

source: adn.com | share:

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Mon May 13, 2013


		The sequester indicates that we need real long-term budget cuts instead of across-the-board slices of "FREEDOMS" source: politico.com \| share:	(201)

Sun May 12, 2013

The award for most tear-inducing Mother's Day story goes to the West Genesee girls' lacrosse game, where a double rainbow appeared over the field as a player's mother died of breast cancer

source: syracuse.com | share:

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Fri May 10, 2013

Semitrailer rolls, scattering 75,000 lbs of crab across the road. Police seen scurrying to the scene with tubs of butter and garlic

source: ksl.com | share:

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Thu May 09, 2013

Giant 50-foot magnet makes cross-country trek, as well as quite an attraction

source: upi.com | share:

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Sat May 04, 2013

		When I was your age I had to walk to school along a cliffside and follow a tightrope across a river source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(31)

		Teen gets his entire track team DQed because he pointed at the sky while crossing the finish line. WTFark: The school DOESN'T prohibit religious expression source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(237)
		It's Free Comic Book Day today. What will YOU be picking up to bring your nerdgasam to fruition? source: kryptonradio.com \| share:	(78)

Mon April 29, 2013

Minor league baseball team to wear Chewbacca-styled jerseys in the greatest Stars Wars/sports crossovers ever

source: freep.com | share:

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Sat April 27, 2013

NY judge calls Newburgh "the most pathetic place in the state of New York". Newburghers arise momentarily as if in outrage, then realize they'll be caught in a gang crossfire if they do that

source: nbcnewyork.com | share:

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Fri April 26, 2013

(Some Guy)

Problem: You love going to the mall but it's across a major road with few pedestrian crossings. Opportunity: You have a ridiculous amount of free time. Fark Solution: Dig a secret tunnel from your house to the mall

source: yolkregion.ca | share:

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Thu April 25, 2013

(Santa Fe New Mexican)

Guy mistakes cross on a side of the road for a clue in a treasure hunt, digs it up. Hilarity ensues

source: westerndigs.blogspot.com | share:

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Fri April 19, 2013

Answer: Catapults, cannons and submarines. Question: Name some of things used to smuggle drugs across the border

source: popsci.com | share:

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Sat April 13, 2013

Walmart shopper calls police to report "some guy" was harassing her from shoplifting. Yep, Florida

source: nwfdailynews.com | share:

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Thu April 11, 2013

		Man dragged five hundred feet by car and was dragged five hundred more just to be the man who was dragged across Goose Island by car DA DA DA DA DA DA source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	(55)
		China pulls Django Unchained from theaters across the country on the first day of its edited release source: deadline.com \| share:	(51)

Wed April 10, 2013

Sec. of Defense Hagel says North Korea nears a "dangerous line", having already crossed the "Silly Line", the "Crazy Line", and the "What Are You Stupid Line"

source: cnn.com | share:

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Mon April 08, 2013

Five fish find refuge in a tsunami wrecked boat drifting across the Pacific and reaching Washington State last month, alive. Government Scientists, eager to prove Spielperg's ET Hypothesis correct, promptly kill four of them for study

source: csmonitor.com | share:

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Sun April 07, 2013

(Some Guy)

The 50 fattiest foods from across the country deslidefied for your drooling pleasure. Now if you'll excuse me I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes

source: deslide.clusterfake.net | share:

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Fri April 05, 2013

You may think you've heard of tough battles, but try 11 Victoria Crosses awarded to members of 150 man force. Oh, and a forgotten man of that force has now been found

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013

Fast food employees have secretly planned a surprise strike that could halt operations at more than fifty chain restaurants across the US, and said strike is scheduled for today

source: salon.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013

		Food scientists successfully crossbreed glazed donuts with Egg McMuffins source: bites.today.com \| share:	(56)
		US [battling \| supporting] [insurgent \| freedom] fighters being trained in safe havens across the border from [Afghanistan \| Syria] source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(23)
		"If you call any other Christian on this page a 'bibliophile' I will ban you." -Best-selling author and creationist Ray Comfort. To be fair, he thought it meant "a cross between a pedophile and the Bible" source: thedailydolt.com \| share:	(176)

Tue April 02, 2013

		Remember that Hiker that found that Mysterious Memorial out in the boondocks? The Mystery is now solved. (Bonus: Hiker is a Farker) source: times-news.com \| share:	(69)
		An interview with David Cross, who confesses he did not make Alvin & The Chipmunks for a love of cinema source: salon.com \| share:	(70)

Sat March 30, 2013

		NY state court says that 9/11 Cross may be allowed in the memorial's museum. Naturally, some people have a problem with this source: cnn.com \| share:	(299)
		Hiker finds old memorial deep in forest, from little girl to her dad who died on that spot. Hiker returns repeatedly over a six year period to maintain it. Hiker trying to find out who the girl was. Fark: Let's find her so Hiker can stop obsessing source: times-news.com \| share:	(201)

Sun March 24, 2013

For the past 15 years, a group of George Washington enthusiasts have used the "Where's George" website to track where dollar bills have been going across the US

source: npr.org | share:

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Fri March 22, 2013

Texas shootout could be tied to Colorado slaying. New Mexico seen whistling innocently as Arizona packs the bags to cross the border

source: dispatch.com | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

		Farker with a band could use your help. To get into Rocklahoma 2013, Zero Crossing needs votes badly source: kmod.com \| share:	(22)
		The Navajo Nation gives Nik Wallenda permission to walk across the Grand Canyon on a tightrope. It will be very similar to his Niagara Falls stunt, except the Navajos won't require him to wear a safety harness source: azfamily.com \| share:	(33)

Mon March 18, 2013

Local Tea Party president and former American Fascist Party member describes the AFP as "basically a scattering of people across the continent just complaining"

source: texastribune.org | share:

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Sun March 17, 2013

Sarah Palin tells a packed room of people that traveled from across the country to attend the Conservative Political Action Committee's annual conference that Republicans need to stop preaching to the choir

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Sat March 16, 2013

		Bus carrying Seton Hill women's lacrosse team crashes. Two dead, numerous injuries. Story developing source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(134)
		Groovy: The family of writer Ken Kesey plans to restore his 'Electric Kool-Aid Acid' bus in time for the 50th anniversary of its passengers' LSD-laced trip across America source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(48)

Fri March 15, 2013

Farker is trying to drive cross country without using the interstate. Just needs a little of your time, money

source: kickstarter.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

		Entire Vatican library to be digitized across 2.8 pedobytes source: theverge.com \| share:	(84)
		If taking your girlfriend's baby out for a walk around the neighborhood seems mundane, clearly you've never done it on PCP, stark naked, across the interstate, like this guy source: nbcconnecticut.com \| share:	(7)
		Just like when you have to use your cell phone, it's a good idea to pull over when you have to shoot up heroin. The plan unravels when you pass out in your truck, cross three lanes of traffic, roll down a hill, hit a sign and a wall source: 620wtmj.com \| share:	(11)

Tue March 12, 2013

If you're going to go wrestle sharks on an Australian beach, you might not want to be out on sick leave back in Britain. Footage of your shenanigans travels across the world quickly

source: telegraph.co.uk | share:

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Sun March 10, 2013

Wanting to cross another item off his bucket list a 71-year-old retired teacher decided to learn about jail life firsthand. He didn't think it was too bad; in fact, he said he "had a good time"

source: wlky.com | share:

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Sat March 09, 2013

What do you get when you cross a bridge underpass with a raised dump bed? About halfway

source: fox8.com | share:

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Thu March 07, 2013

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish a five-foot cross out of the pond that the village atheist tossed in there, he'll biatch for a lifetime

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Tue March 05, 2013

Middle East is called "new" global travel crossroads. Ancient Sumerians, Babylonians, Jews, Egyptians, Persians, Romans all shake heads in disgust

source: katu.com | share:

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Mon March 04, 2013

A brief interview with America's first 6'7" heavily tattooed cross-dressing diplomat on what Kim Jong Un is really like

source: youtube.com | share:

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Fri March 01, 2013

So you buy a beer at a bar... mingle around for awhile, then walk to an art gallery across the street carrying said beer. Police threaten to arrest: C) The Bartender behind the bar

source: winknews.com | share:

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Wed February 27, 2013

		Archer not only confirms a fifth season, but also an appearance by Jon Hamm and a crossover with Sealab 2021. Sploosh source: avclub.com \| share:	(122)
		Union Pacific: Hey, if the city, county and parade organizer don't let us know their parade route crosses our tracks, we can't be held responsible for what happens next source: reporternews.com \| share:	(384)
		Hey, don't worry kid. Maybe the coaches stopped paying attention the moment you crossed the 40 yard line and didn't see that faceplant source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(19)

Mon February 25, 2013

		Norman Reedus says there is a 'Boondock Saints III' in the works. No word if he'll be using crossbow source: ifc.com \| share:	(66)
		Veterinarian prepares to cross the Antarctic with only his feet and a giant pair of fiberglass breasts. He expects the weather to get quite nipply source: couriermail.com.au \| share:	(76)

Fri February 22, 2013

Tyler, Perry lead Songwriters Hall of Fame class. Personally, though, I think he's better off sticking to farcical cross-dressing ethnic comedies

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Thu February 21, 2013

"The elk heads did him in." It's like a cross between that scene from The Godfather and Northern Exposure. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

source: tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

		NASCAR's first female pit crew member is 5'3, 115 pounds. She also owns a CrossFit gym and can kick your ass source: wtkr.com \| share:	(87)
		Pictures of Christopher Dorner's dead body are being offered for sale by unnamed sellers. Looks like the LAPD wants to show everyone what happens when you cross them source: tmz.com \| share:	(75)
		You want me, a New York City drug dealer, to take the train across two state lines to your boring residential suburb in Pennsylvania and sell you some coke? Sounds legit source: phillyburbs.com \| share:	(12)
		New and busted: Cat walking on your keyboard. Old hotness: Cat walking across your 15th century manuscript. YtR C🐾ÆðYBf ilemY X🐾HſyǷr AO TSiL🐾I dc source: gawker.com \| share:	(30)

Tue February 19, 2013

		Stung: Citizen did you know the FBI has a clandestine cellphone tracking device known as the "Stingray", that's been deployed across the United States for almost two decades source: slate.com \| share:	(110)
		Welcome to the Air Force's "micro-aviary starring micro-UAVs that resemble winged bugs. The drones swarm through alleys, crawl across windowsills and perch on power lines. One of them sneaks up on a scowling man with a gun and shoots him in the head" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(81)
		When you steal an Alabama woman's pet lemur, crossing the border to Mississippi still won't save you from the long tail of the law source: ramblingbeachcat.com \| share:	(15)

Mon February 18, 2013

"When she realized she wasn't on the road, the woman told fire officials she tried driving across the lake"

source: annarbor.com | share:

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Sun February 17, 2013

The worst thing about the SNL parody trailer for 'DJesus Uncrossed' is that the movie doesn't really exist

source: nbc.com | share:

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Tue February 12, 2013

With cheetah populations dropping because of breeding difficulties, in come the companion dogs to play wingman

source: poughkeepsiejournal.com | share:

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Mon February 11, 2013

For the heinous crime of indecently assaulting an 11 year old girl, I hereby sentence you to 9 months of living across the road from her school, waving hopefully at the children

source: stuff.co.nz | share:

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Sun February 10, 2013

Eighty-two-year-old man tackles 27-year-old burglary suspect who crossed his backyard while running from the cops. Not on his lawn, punk

source: abcnews.go.com | share:

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Sat February 09, 2013

God has placed a cross on Mars to test our faith

source: theverge.com | share:

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Fri February 08, 2013

Penny Pritzker eyed for commerce secretary, great future as crossword puzzle clue

source: upi.com | share:

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Tue February 05, 2013

We don't have a photo of one cabdriver striking another with a snow brush to go with this story, so instead we'll include a picture of a momma duck crossing a NYC street, surrounded by cabs, with her children

source: nydailynews.com | share:

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Mon February 04, 2013

		You meet a tattooist and less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face, now that's amore source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(179)
		Kerry promises to fill Clinton's 'Big Heels'... Great, a cross dresser in the State Department source: thehill.com \| share:	(43)

Sun February 03, 2013

"The enemy's not going to cower in defeat because we have a female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser and some handicapable, transgendered breast cancer survivor as a soldier on the front line, ready to unleash an attack of unparalleled diversity"

source: dailykos.com | share:

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Wed January 30, 2013

		NFL fan map finally clarifies the geographic locations of all NFL fanbases. Summary: Alaska is confused, Florida can't decide, Patriots fans are spread across the nation like mange source: deadspin.com \| share:	(154)
		Retired couple lives the American dream by traveling across the country attending high-profile courtroom trials. "You get the whole thing in court" source: azfamily.com \| share:	(25)

Tue January 29, 2013

Bad: Your neighbor's car alarm malfunctions and blares nonstop over your street for hours. Worse: A freight train's air horn malfunctions and blares nonstop across your city for hours

source: wtkr.com | share:

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Mon January 28, 2013

If you forget about raw votes counts, electoral votes, states carried, minority voting, women voting, national polling numbers, and most cross tabs, it was really the Republicans who won the 2012 elections. In your face, libfarts

source: nationalreview.com | share:

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Thu January 24, 2013

		Here are six movie crossovers that probably should, or should not, be made. Subby would like to see #1 and #2 on this list source: cracked.com \| share:	(18)
		Former Steelers linebacker Jack Ham will be featured as a bobblehead for a Johnstown Tomahawks hockey game January 31. Any cool or rather odd crossover promotions that you have heard of discuss to your right source: tribune-democrat.com \| share:	(28)