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Wed March 10, 2010
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(AOL News) Followup Records show Ohio State shooter had complained his bosses were treating him unfairly, had taken his red stapler  (aolnews.com) (69)

Sun March 07, 2010
(Denver Post) Strange Man has spent 34 years proving to police he's not an escaped criminal. Oh, and it was the Denver police who gave the criminal the man's identity. Oh, and the best way for the man to prove he's not the criminal? Drop his pants  (denverpost.com) (41)

Fri March 05, 2010
(Bangor Daily News) Dumbass Maine man arrested after shooting the Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batbus  (bangordailynews.com) (38)

Tue March 02, 2010
(AZCentral) Dumbass Boy who sped through Air Force base gets charged with murder... for the passenger shot by security in attempt to stop the speeding car  (azcentral.com) (552)

Wed February 24, 2010
(CNN) Fail Sen. Carl Levin declares war on Blackwater, only seven years too late and a name change short. Senator, you get 30 minutes of finger-painting for a good job  (cnn.com) (51)
(Huffington Post) Fail Oh my God, they killed Ahmed! You bastards!  (huffingtonpost.com) (84)

Thu February 18, 2010
(OnlineAthens) Amusing When paying a visit to your drug house, if there are cops in the driveway you should probably keep driving  (onlineathens.com) (31)

Sun February 14, 2010
(BBC) Fail US's oldest death row inmate, sentenced to death in 1983, dies of old age at 94  (news.bbc.co.uk) (145)

Fri February 12, 2010
(Baltimore Sun) Dumbass Cool: Using a front-end loader to clear all your friends' driveways after a big snowstorm. Dumbass: Yeah, he stole it  (baltimoresun.com) (36)

Wed February 10, 2010
(Seacoastonline.com) Fail Over the highway and into the woods, it's grandmothers crack we smoke  (seacoastonline.com) (26)

Tue February 02, 2010
(Some Guy) Asinine Lawmaker wants to ban ex-felons from holding elected office. Because elected seats should only be for the noble and trustworthy  (columbiamissourian.com) (110)

Fri January 29, 2010
(Some Guy) Florida 163 MPH test drive ends just as you would expect - with smashy smashy photo  (news-press.com) (139)

Wed January 27, 2010
(My San Antonio) Weird Self-described "wolf woman" severs lost dog's head. Oh, and then it gets weird  (mysanantonio.com) (319)

Sat January 16, 2010
(Guardian.com) Obvious Article explores why men use prostitutes. Subby always thought it was for sex  (guardian.co.uk) (170)

Fri January 15, 2010
(Telegraph) Dumbass Two hunters try to quack into America's only nuclear weapons assembly and disassembly plant, hilarity enthues  (telegraph.co.uk) (64)

Tue January 12, 2010
(Miami Herald) Florida Grandmother spends 15 days in jail because everyone forgot she was there  (miamiherald.com) (62)

Sun January 10, 2010
(Daily Mail) Asinine In Britain you can now be arrested for writing an email you did not write, because it contains a word that rhymes with another word that some official thinks is racist, but no one complained about  (dailymail.co.uk) (319)

Thu January 07, 2010
(Google) Florida Broke, dead-beat dad presumed dead after vanishing. Oh, did we mention he won $16.9 million in the lottery and wanted to move to Jamaica? Meh, that doesn't really factor into this. He's dead  (google.com) (60)

Sun December 27, 2009
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious Police in Texas looking for murder suspect described as a white supremacist named Bubba who drives a pickup with Republican party stickers. This shouldn't be difficult  T-Shirt  (chron.com) (185)

Mon December 21, 2009
(Telegraph) Dumbass Of the many ways to learn another language, rape never made my list  (telegraph.co.uk) (140)

Tue December 15, 2009
(AnnArbor.com) Stupid Guy who landed on sex offender registry for having sex with his 15 year-old girlfriend when he was 17 now faces a year in jail for playing basketball in his own driveway  (annarbor.com) (348)

Thu December 10, 2009
(Bangor Daily News) Sick Smith also admitted to police that she sodomized the victim, saying, "that she did this as a joke."  (bangordailynews.com) (313)

Tue December 01, 2009
(Seacoastonline.com) Dumbass After four years, Quentin got up the nerve to ask out one of the eighth-grade girls he saw on the bus. Might've gone over better if he wasn't sixty  (seacoastonline.com) (60)

Mon November 30, 2009
(Daily Mail) Asinine The 40,000 British parents who home-school their children may be required to undergo a criminal background check to qualify them to teach their children  (dailymail.co.uk) (214)

Thu November 26, 2009
(Some Thief) Amusing When removing furniture and belongings, you'll appreciate the efficient, professional service of a removal firm. Particularly if you're a burglar and it's not your house  (thisisnottingham.co.uk) (15)

Tue November 24, 2009
(The Register) Stupid Nanny state uses new terrorism powers to arrest schizophrenic with an Estes model rocket and a pocket knife  (theregister.co.uk) (122)

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