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Headlines matching 'criminal records'
Fri February 03, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass My Father always told me, "If you're doing something that will make you wanted by the police, remember not to ask the police if you're wanted"  (chicagotribune.com) (14)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Man responsible for the greatest headline in New York Post history denied parole  (chicagotribune.com) (34)


Mon January 23, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Mexican drug cartels are utilizing blind mules as a means to smuggle drugs into the US, plow oddly shaped farmland  (cnn.com) (41)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy In a sure sign that 2012 is truly the end-of-times, Rick Santorum gets behind ACLU effort to make it easier for blacks to vote   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Whoopsie diddle is that my pistol in there?  (dailystar.com.lb) (21)


Wed January 18, 2012
(ABC) Followup Police announce the two arrests in the killing of a soccer player. The airing of this announcement marked the most airtime the US media has given to anything soccer-related in more than six months  (abcnews.go.com) (14)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Yahoo) Stupid California state legislator pleads it-was-the-tumor-what-done-it in $2500 shoplifting case  (news.yahoo.com) (57)


Tue January 03, 2012
(The Daily Caller) Obvious Today's NYC has got you by the short hairs for unknowingly violating its gun law brought to you by the Empire State Building  (dailycaller.com) (485)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Daddy says: "My son is not that kind of a person." TFA says: "... other arrests were on charges of burglary, car theft, aggravated battery on a pregnant woman, drug possession and resisting arrest." Bonus: DRT  (news4jax.com) (116)


Sat December 10, 2011
(redding.com) Strange Man rams one car into an apartment, then rams another car into his girlfriend's apartment, kicks down the door and, sheriff says, "this is where it gets kind of weird, he takes off all his clothes and starts jumping on cars"  (redding.com) (32)


Sun December 04, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida If you grow anything with hydroponics in Florida the police will automatically assume you are growing pot and come kick down your door without a warrant  (tampabay.com) (166)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Pro-tip: if you accidentally flag down an officer and ask him if he wants to buy a prositute, don't say you were joking and what you really needed was something to roll a joint with  (thesunnews.com) (12)

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