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42 headlines found matching 'criminal justice'
Mon July 17, 2017
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell: I'm bored with the Cheatriots. Time to give the Cowgirls some love
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Tue July 11, 2017
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Pretrial inmate being held on misdemeanor charges allowed to bleed to death on jail floor because taking a guy vomiting blood to the hospital costs money
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Cory Booker's plan to reduce the prison population won't work, as you can't just reverse mass incarceration
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit police looking for bald Rogaine thief. Well, wouldn't they all be bald?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bacon is not Muslim Kryptonite
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Wed June 28, 2017
(TWC News)
 
 
 
If you reported a sexual assault to the Austin, TX PD any time in the last 26 years, they'd like you to know they're finally getting around to running the DNA from the rape kit
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Tue June 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rule 1 of Stripper Prison Dance Party is you do not take pictures of Stripper Prison Dance Party. And someone broke Rule 1
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's British hair twin steps on his Johnson yet again
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Wed June 21, 2017
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Iowa police closer to finding man who went missing two years ago. One foot closer
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Tue June 20, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford hit-and-run suspect claims victim 'said she was OK,' claims he only left when she called him a big dummy
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Mon June 19, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Argument between neighbors ends in fatal shooting in Commodore. No word on who was the Dixie chicken and who was the Tennessee lamb
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Marietta Daily Journal)
 
 
 
"Right about then, the condoms fell out of his pants. Following the awkward silence, the kid apologized and was detained"
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Wed June 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why you might see more people peeing on the streets of NYC this summer
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Fri June 02, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers roll in for Ex-Penn State president as he nears his sentencing for covering up "misconduct" by officials at the university. And by "misconduct" we mean "continuous decades of child rape"
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former chief of the Mississippi Prison system who used to tell contractors he was "the Tallest hog in the trough" when demanding kickbacks from them, is headed to the pen on graft, corruption and tax evasion charges
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: paedophiles arrested. Fark: 1500 paedophiles arrested in single Australian state. UltraFark: all were underage sexters. Ah, Queensland, Australia's Florida
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Wed May 17, 2017
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
A six month long News 13 investigation reveals that convicted felons don't normally have half a million dollars lying around once they're released from prison
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Tue May 16, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yours is the nicest bedding I've ever come across
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Sun May 14, 2017
(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
Rand Paul doesn't like AG Session's revival of mandatory minimum sentences because the policy has incarcerated too many minorities for too long. Forgets that he voted for Sessions because he didn't like that Democrats called him a racist
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Every inmate in a Colorado prison will have a computer tablet by the end of 2017. Will figure out how to make prison wine with them shortly
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Tue May 09, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Former Keebler Elf and wannabe James Bond villain Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III seeks more severe sentencing for drug crimes. Those prison beds won't fill themselves
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
18 years without parole for 18 grams of pot is too much, chief justice of the Louisiana Supreme Court says. Her colleagues disagreed. Gary Howard gets out in the 2030s
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Sat May 06, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today has asked the FBI to check out wave of fake Facebook accounts because they got a surge of likes on their page and that was very suspicious because nobody really likes USA Today
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada made marijuana illegal 94 years ago but were too blitzed to remember why
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
If the government confiscates your drugs, sue them. That's the Texas way
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Tue April 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA says lethal injection drugs imported by Texas must be destroyed or exported within 90 days. Which is ironically the exact same guidelines Texas uses for illegal immigrants
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Wed April 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michigan is moving to become the final state in the country to stop allowing police officers to legally have sex with prostitutes they are investigating
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez kills again. In related news, Belichick plans to ask for a supplemental draft pick
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Tue April 18, 2017
(WTSP)
 
 
 
18-year-old man arrested for yelling f**k next to 75-year-old woman, which seems perfectly reasonable to do, judging from hickey she left on his neck
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
The AI has analyzed your life and attitudes and determined you are at high risk for futurecrime, so I sentence you to an additional 15 years in prison. Is this A) a scene from a Gibson novel B) a nightmare future? C) happening right now?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sessions trying to turn the DOJ into his own personal SS
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Thu April 13, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott's office makes no response after investigators find privatizing prisons to save money actually ended up costing the state more. To be fair, he could be answering in an inaudible pitch way above human hearing
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions is worried that not enough Americans are being locked up
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Wed April 12, 2017
(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
Prison hopes inmates will learn job skills by breaking down old computers for recycling. Instead they learn to assemble working computers, hide them in the ceiling, hack into the prison network, and commit identity theft and tax fraud
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alabama Senate advances vote to pave way for sharia law
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Mon April 10, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
3 arrested after breaking in to a jail. I wonder what they thought would happen
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man puts the load in front loader at Soapy's Coin Laundromat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judges, Lawyers, and Science community: "Maybe we should make sure these forensic techniques used to convict people are accurate?" Obama: "Great idea" AG Lynch: "Here's the committee." *Cops shift nervously* AG Sessions: "Hold my beer, I got this"
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Sun April 09, 2017
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Old man learns that double-yellow-line enforcement isn't his job
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is hoping to resurrect the War on Drugs that did so much good in the 80s and 90s
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jay-Z becomes the first celebrity to approve of Bill de Blasio's idiotic plan to close Riker's Island
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Sat March 25, 2017
(KOB4)
 
 
 
What do you say to the guy who stole a handgun out of your unlocked car? The same thing you said after each of the first three times he stole a handgun out of your unlocked car
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