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75 headlines found matching 'crimes'
Tue January 16, 2018
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Amarillo Globe-News)
 
 
 
Pointing a BB-gun at someone while robbing a pizza joint in Texas goes as expected
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Fri January 12, 2018
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Thieves steal a 400-pound ramp from a business in NE Portland. That will buy a lot of Sloe Gin Fizzes
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Thu January 11, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Max, black retriever, a dog barely alive. We can rebuild him. We have the technology
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Violating a website's Terms of Service is not a federal crime. Still no word on skateboarding
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine's Federal prosecutor informs the KKKeebler elf that there are more important crimes than Reefer Madness
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Got a pic of that Eiffel tower at night? You are a goshdarn criminal. What other crimes are you casually committing you filthy animals?
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Russian historian who exposed Stalin's crimes is now facing enforced psychiatric testing, is well aware the cake is a lie
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Serial criminal makes poor tattoo choice
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Mon January 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
While it's not unusual for many teachers to work a second job, MD's Academy of the Holy Cross Catholic girl's high school decided they really could not see continuing to employ a teacher who was also white nationalist Richard Spencer's bodyguard
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Sat January 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Disgraced former sheriff David Clarke to face jury for civil rights violations and crimes against fashion, including impersonation of Benito Mussolini's Christmas tree
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Sure, you probably choked your chicken on New Year's Eve ... but 20 of them? New Year's Stupidity Trifecta in play
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee (R-youfarkingkidding me) "People are going to lose patience with Jeff Sessions" because he isn't prosecuting Democrats on account of the tiny technicality that they haven't committed any crimes
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Thu December 28, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Shoplifting at Walmart while carrying heroin, a gun and human teeth is no way to go through, life, son
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Wed December 27, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Protip: if you try to rob someone at a casino and fail, I mean let 'em go, because man, they're gone. Fark: Seriously, quit. Don't follow the guys for 20 miles to a police station parking lot and try to rob him *again*. Just sayin' is all
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It is the Christian duty of every minority illegally arrested and abused by racist cops to forgive their attackers, not press charges and to sit quietly in jail for crimes they did not commit
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas. You're nicked
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Wed December 20, 2017
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Tennessee man wrongly jailed for 31 years finally gets exonerated
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Visitors are advised not to stand downwind
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret robbers used stun guns, mace, got away with $1500 in merchandise. What's that, like five thongs?
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vlad the Jailer says that although he looks forward to competition he has no idea why all of his presidential opponents keep getting locked up for crimes against the state
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un just needs to commit apartheid to have his "Crimes Against Humanity" scorecard all checked off
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when all you had to worry about was your babysitter stealing from your change bowl and raiding the liquor cabinet while you were out?
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
A family so lacking in morals that they've been compared to the Gallaghers from 'Shameless' are spending Xmas in jail due to their crimes. Fark: their neighbours are having a street party to celebrate. UF: Read the comments section
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Fri December 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The 11 most punchable faces of 2017. Comments about how punching Nazis makes you the REAL Nazi to the right
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When Trump uses the phrase "law and order" he doesn't really mean law and order, but rather a means to target minority groups and his personal enemies, otherwise, he wouldn't be supporting Mke Flynn or backing an accused child molester in Alabama
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'll take Computer Crimes for $2000, Alex
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man who shot and killed ex-girlfriend with gun he was barred from possessing won't be charged with any crimes
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Tue December 05, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of twin crimes of vandalizing mosque, wasting bacon
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Group looking for perfect Christmas tree in woods finds partially naked kidnap victim. Good luck getting that person to stay in the tree stand all season long now
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you're going to hit and run, don't run with the victim on your hood
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The farking emolument hammer just dropped on 23 of Trump's businesses, courtesy of the AGs of Maryland and DC. For those of you keeping score, these could lead to state-level crimes that are not pardonable
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bosnian Croat Commander: *taps temple* You can't sentence me for war crimes when I'm already dead *drinks poison*
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Sat November 25, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hunter mistakes pickup truck for deer and shoots it, days after a woman was shot to death by a hunter who had mistaken her for a deer in the same New York county
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked and horny is no way to drive through life, son
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Having naked drunk driving sex while your infant child is in the back seat is no way to go through life, son
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Mon November 20, 2017
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
19-year-old found guilty in triple hair weave murder. You'd think a gun would have been easier
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
People believe Marilyn Manson, not Charles Manson is dead and it's creating a lot of confusion online
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post Editorial Board doesn't understand the 4th Amendment
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Someone thought carrying about $190,000 in cash in a backpack in the Bronx was a good idea
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Dear BBC: If you need an anti-Trump Tweet to quote, you have millions to choose from. It might not hurt to be a bit more choosy
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Tue November 14, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Found guilty in a murder-for-hire plot? That's a faintin'
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Hate crimes are making America again great for the second year in a row
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Sat November 11, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Cops bust two burglars wearing 'Ronald Reagan' masks, post your pithy comment about trickle-down economics, giving to the 1% et al. to the right
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rat abandons sinking ship
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Thu November 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore does what any Republican would do when faced with damning accusations of criminal sexual crimes -- send out a fundraising appeal
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Knife-wielding man with porn magazine armor"
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Tue November 07, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Person indicted, charged with crimes
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Mon November 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort: I am willing to put up all the real estate I own and several life insurance policies as additional bail, if I can just take off this damn ankle monitor. Judge: I feel like you are a little too eager not to be tracked. How about no?
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state is America's worst. Florida Man's weird crimes cited as main reason
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Fri November 03, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your dog gets hit by a car, beating the closest pedestrian won't bring the dog back bring the dog back
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Tue October 31, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"He fired a warning shot into his ceiling, but when the burglars appeared unfazed, he fired two more shots at them." Fail tag is for both burglars, one of whom is no longer with us
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump, translated: There is MUCH COLLUSION
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
First MLB player to take a knee during National Anthem arrested for pulling gun on woman. You're not helping
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Sat October 28, 2017
(DeadState)
 
 
 
'Faith-based groups' will replace 'ineffective' U.N. humanitarian aid efforts - Mike Pence, Vice President of the United States
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Fri October 27, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical CEO arrested for opioid kickback scheme
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Creepy, old hotel really wishes network execs would consider its feelings for once before announcing cheap reality series
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way." Gas station clerk chooses hard way, with picture goodness of the effect on the robber. Hero tag is for clerk
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
JuJu's bike has been found
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
If your newborn tests positive for meth, don't cut off their alarm bracelet, stuff it in a duffel bag and flee the hospital. And definitely don't 'hide' at home - that's the first place the cops will look for you
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Sat October 21, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock foils car thieves
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo asked the UK's statistics agency if Trump was right to blame an increase in crime on terrorism. 'The short answer is no. There is no long answer'
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is bucking his image as an anti-LGBT crusader by sending a top federal hate crimes lawyer to help prosecute a man on trial for the shooting death of gender-fluid teen Kedarie Johnson. No this is not the Twilight Zone
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Sun October 15, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Man injured in shootout at Doc Holliday's Saloon in Tombstone. This is not a repeat from 1881
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Sat October 14, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Woman who accused Nelly of rape drops criminal charges as if they were a month-old Band-Aid
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother who attempted to slowly murder her child by refusing to vaccinate him is outraged he received safe vaccines while she was in jail for her depraved crimes
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
According to internal emails, ICE agents couldn't find enough dangerous immigrants to fulfill Trump's fantasies, so they ended up arresting hundreds with no prior criminal records
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I got Snickers and M&Ms What did you get?" "I got something that says 'the penalty for your crimes against God is death and eternal hell'"
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after allegedly attacking officers with flaming broom
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel in DC tweets a picture of their "absolutely mouthwatering" steak dish that looks more like what happened the last time your dog knocked over the kitchen garbage can. The internet..is not kind
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
In 2016 more people were arrested for marijuana possession than for all crimes the FBI classifies as violent. Does everyone feel safer?
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
The Codfather gets nearly 4 years for evading fishing quotas, letting Luca Brasi sleep with the fishes
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
In Limerick, a furious lover / Shot at his ex-girlfriend's mother / The miscreant fled / The woman's not dead / And don't panic - the manhunt is over
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Your cop uncle is out of town. Do you 1. Wear his uniform to impress your girl | 2. Take his patrol car and pull over people | Spoiler Alert: Both
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
18-year-old Illinois man steals bulldozer, runs over squad car, leads police on chase and ends with a faceplant on the pavement. Tah Dah (with video suitable for Yakety Sax)
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
White person who painted WHITE POWER and swastikas all over the neighborhood will not be charged with a crime
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