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52 headlines found matching 'crimes'
Thu December 08, 2016
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you disappear with the large amount of cash your employer gave you to deposit in the bank, it's probably overkill to send your employer an email the next day informing him that you quit
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Pedophile beaten to death with his own trumpet. That is not a euphemism
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Caregiver charged with murder after allowing crippled man with maggot-filled foot wound to die of infection. I'll be over here searching for something funny to say about this
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Here's the inside story of the Great Quebec Maple Syrup Heist, already acknowledged as "one of the greatest agricultural crimes in all of history"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
I just watched The Shawshank Redemption. What movies do you like to watch again and again?
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
SPLC documents 867 hate crimes within 10 days of Trump's election, but I'm sure the two are unrelated
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Mon November 28, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's already violating the constitution and committing crimes, but who cares, he's tweeting stuff
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Sat November 26, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police uncovered $30,000 in stolen Nutella as part of an investigation into drug trafficking, car theft and a kidnapping plot. Canada
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Man gets off on train molestation charges by asserting to satisfaction of judge that he was actually trying to pickpocket some other passenger
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Thu November 17, 2016
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
GOP state senator introduces a bill to create a new felony: "Economic Terrorism", or as it was previously known, "protesting"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
'Soul Patch Bandit' robs another bank, seen on the run with 'Landing Strip Lizzie'
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Sat November 12, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
YouTube video star pleads guilty for faking a hate crime, since there isn't a jury in the country that would convict anyone for assaulting a YouTube star
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Fri November 11, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
But how would you pull the trigger...?
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Thu November 10, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
State Department warns that tourism may be funding North Korea's nuclear weapons program. Wait, North Korea has tourism?
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Time-lapse of Mongolian nomads building a hut to distract you from the imminent collapse of society
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oliver North at Trump rally: 'Who is going to hold Hillary Clinton accountable for all her crimes?'....That's the joke
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Sat October 22, 2016
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
The Donald's first 100 days plan: Deport millions, eliminate Obamacare, sue everyone who's made accusations against him. Seriously
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(AP)
 
 
 
Teenagers speeding, failure to pay child support, a trailer coming unhitched, and having a gram of weed all reclassified by Texas as "high threat border security" crimes ... happening nowhere near the border
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Wed October 19, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crimes, feds in California now have a new tool in the War On Crime - compulsory search of your cellphone. Even if you're not a criminal
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman charged with armed robbery, felony second-degree murder, and wearing earrings that resemble miniature hula-hoops
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Mon October 10, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Man accused of pressure washing two dogs: "Oh, I'm from California and I don't know any better"
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Sat October 01, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Trump pleads with Obama not to pardon Hillary and her co-conspirators of the crimes for which they never were charged
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC police finally catch the yodeling suspect who made death threats on police radios and some police-impersonating robbers in an unrelated case ...all with just one arrest. That's some fine police work, Lou
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Everybody poops. But not everybody wanders the city naked pooping on doorsteps
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police hunt woman pictured 'having sex with dinosaur' at children's playground. Jurassic Fark
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Tue September 27, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Oktoberfest is in full swing, and so are Oktoberfest related crimes: "19-year-old struck over the head with beer stein. Police is looking for a suspect described as having blond hair, pale skin and wearing lederhosen." Yeah, good luck with that
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Sat September 24, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Not News: Crime stoppers stop crime. News: Uncovers a $3 million marijuana trafficking business. Fark: President of Crime Stoppers is arrested
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Fri September 23, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Any past crimes?" "Murder. Will that be a problem?" "Oh, no, the TSA doesn't care. Welcome to your new job"
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Google is helping to crack down on illegal fishing from space. How long is that fishing line?
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Sat September 17, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
O O, O o, ^ ^
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Usually motion detector lights deter crime
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Thu September 15, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police departments now using AI to prevent crimes before they happen. Or they can just park a police car outside every neighborhood 7-Eleven store
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
If you're going to leave a voice mail detailing your plans to rob Rob, make sure you called the correct number first
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
The government keeps records obtained from gun dealers. However, because the NRA hates America, they're not allowed to do keyword searches because maybe one day the government will come and take your guns away. So, thousands of crimes go unsolved
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wow, that's like thirty white guys' worth of jail time
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's never good when your crazy brother drags a propane tank into the house and starts pouring tequila over it
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Tue September 06, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Drunk naked woman caught performing a lewd act with another woman outside Wawa? Well, Hoagiefest is clearly over for another year
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Sun September 04, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Interrupting your burglary to paint the family dog purple is considered cruelty to animals, not to mention a good start on an insanity defense
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
The Stanford rapist's house is surrounded by a bunch of people openly carrying and making threats; the police chief is pictured calmly chatting with the armed, white protestors. Damn, this story is sure to evoke calm, rational discussion
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(WTVY Dothan)
 
Boobies
 
Boob phone helps stop a kidnapping
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Fri September 02, 2016
(GQ)
 
 
 
Thanks to the gun lobby, *this* is how gun crimes are traced
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know those two million criminal illegal aliens Donald Trump was talking about? Well, it looks like the math he used to arrive at that number is probably similar to the math he used to get into so many bankruptcies
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia sentences a man to 10 years in jail and 2,000 lashes for tweeting he's an atheist. As opposed to the U.S., where the punishment for making outrageous and controversial tweets is being nominated to run for President
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
A judge will consider smacking your penis against a car window as a crime that's sexual in nature no matter how much you respectfully disagree
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man upset by 13-year prison sentence, upgrades it to death by indoor skydiving
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Mon August 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman who confronts her white privilege by going to the tanning salon insists blacks have nothing to fear from trigger-happy cops
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NBC wanted to make The Walking Dead into a zombie crime drama because of course they did
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poll finds rejection of Trump's immigration views. To be fair, this poll was from last week before his views changed. By the time you read this headline he will have reverted back, though
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for performing oral sex on woman laying on beach boardwalk at 1 PM. Told cops he was an "emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty"
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
If you're going to ask a friend to help you move a TV, don't be a dick about it--especially by disemboweling him with a samurai sword
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Mon August 22, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man finds someone to spend the rest of his life with on dating site, mostly because she killed him after the first date
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Wed August 17, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
To make room for all the political prisoners Erdogan is arresting on his post-coup purge fest, Turkey is releasing tens of thousands of criminals who were arrested before the coup
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