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Thu March 18, 2010
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(My Fox DC) Dumbass If you beat the murder charges, but you did actually commit the murder, the first thing you do shouldn't be to write a taunting letter to prosecutors detailing the crime. Unless you want that to also be the last thing you do  (myfoxdc.com) (133)

Fri March 12, 2010
(Some Guy) Obvious That thundering silence pervading the land is the reaction of liberals to the discovery that a former Democratic operative was arrested in Yemen for jihadist crimes, then murdered a guard trying to escape  (jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com) (161)

Tue March 09, 2010
(Fox News) Dumbass Calling Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez a dictator is a criminal offense worthy of jail time according to Constitutional scholar Sean Penn  (foxnews.com) (587)

Fri March 05, 2010
(NJ.com) Obvious Armed robbers in $1 million perfume warehouse heist who shouted "NYPD, hands up" may be criminals, but at least they're not liars  (nj.com) (43)
(Gamma Squad) Sad Fox picked up Sam Raimi's "The Shadow" project, so expect it to now be about a jive-talking groundhog who solves crimes by predicting the weather  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (36)

Mon March 01, 2010
(My Fox DC) Scary While crime tends to show an initial decrease during periods of heavy snowfall, local precincts must be prepared for mobile home snow shovel hillbilly second-degree assault rebounds  (myfoxdc.com) (28)

Sat February 27, 2010
(BBC) Fail Silvio Berlusconi, who passed a law against prosecuting him for his crimes, who has an 18-year-old girlfriend, and who owns six out of seven of Italy's television networks, has declared that his legal foes are akin to the Taleban  (news.bbc.co.uk) (47)

Tue February 16, 2010
(NYPost) Silly Having solved all the city's other crimes, New York police are now cracking down on subway riders who put their feet up on the seats  (nypost.com) (86)
(Harpers) Dumbass What to do when the former Vice President admits to war crimes on national television?  (harpers.org) (508)

Sun February 07, 2010
(The Raw Story) Dumbass Christian group upset that hate crimes laws could interfere with their efforts to commit hate crimes  (rawstory.com) (534)

Tue February 02, 2010
(My Fox Phoenix) Fail Prison rehabilitates offenders, as proven by man who served four years for sex abuse and crimes against children, and is now a counselo... just kidding, he raped two underaged girls the day he was released and is now looking at 45 years  (myfoxphoenix.com) (384)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Gangs are using Facebook and Twitter more often. Tomorrow, see Part 2 of this series, titled "Gangs getting busted for admitting crimes on Facebook, Twitter more often"  (suntimes.com) (49)

Thu January 28, 2010
(Sign On San Diego) Stupid If you get your car serviced in California you will pay the dealer whatever he demands to check your tire pressure or go to jail for six months for crimes against nature  (signonsandiego.com) (162)

Wed January 20, 2010
(Prefix) Asinine 7 crimes that will get you a smaller fine than file-sharing. Yeah, child abduction made the list  (prefixmag.com) (28)

Fri January 15, 2010
(Contact Music) Strange The last person you would expect to be caught up in a war crimes trial: Naomi Campbell  (contactmusic.com) (26)

Wed January 13, 2010
(Canoe) Stupid Apparently making accused criminals wear used and stained underwear is a human rights violation and not hilarious  (edmontonsun.com) (55)

Sat January 09, 2010
(FrontPage) Fail Foreign criminals be warned: if you commit a serious crime in Norway, you'll never escape the lifetime of free pension, welfare, and health insurance they'll hand you upon your release  (frontpagemag.com) (111)

Wed January 06, 2010
(wbns) Obvious Police investigation finds that cop who pretended to have cancer so he could collect more then $20,000 and 600 hours of sick leave didn't commit any crimes. In other news, Subby has cancer. Donations to the right  (10tv.com) (113)

Mon January 04, 2010
(Stuff) Strange Crime drops in New Zealand town after cops start having tea with local criminals  (stuff.co.nz) (71)
(CNN) Amusing "The criminal insisted that after he broke into the house, a spirit blinded him and would not let him move or scream for 72 hours"  (cnngo.com) (35)

Sat December 26, 2009
(Some Guy) Fail Story: "The man arrested with several guns and boxes of ammo near the Capitol obviously planned no crimes of any kind." Headline: BUT HE WORKED FOR BUSH  (motherjones.com) (270)

Mon December 21, 2009
(Some Guy) Amusing British Crimestoppers hotline staff "gobsmacked" by flood of bizarre calls linked to recent cold weather, from people complaining about drunken mall Santas to an obscene snowman "which featured an extra carrot"  (24dash.com) (42)

Mon December 14, 2009
(Some Guy) Obvious Police hope new 'tattoo camera' will help them solve crimes committed by people with tattoos - or in other words, nearly all crimes  (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) (35)

Thu December 10, 2009
(Nola.com) Asinine Remember that time you got arrested because the police misread the name on the warrant and then when your lawyer asked the judge to let you go the judge had him beat down? I LOL'd  (nola.com) (137)

Tue December 08, 2009
(The Register) Interesting In other news, grassroots movement seeks to establish secured detention facility in China for convicted Wall Street criminals due to, uh, let's go with "security concerns."  (theregister.co.uk) (29)

Sat December 05, 2009
(Daily Express) Unlikely Media whipping up fears that burglars are now chalking some sort of weird hobo code around houses to let fellow criminals know if they're worth robbing  (express.co.uk) (57)

Thu December 03, 2009
(Herald Tribune) Florida Manatee juveniles commit fewer crimes, but are more violent. It must be all those propeller strikes  (heraldtribune.com) (30)

Wed December 02, 2009
(AZCentral) Strange Phoenix police say "repeated criminal acts" are happening at the local Elks Lodge  (azcentral.com) (83)

Mon November 30, 2009
(Some Guy) Cool Not News: People steal video-game account information. News: It's a crime. Fark: The police arrest someone for it  (sophos.com) (38)
(Daily Mail) Asinine The 40,000 British parents who home-school their children may be required to undergo a criminal background check to qualify them to teach their children  (dailymail.co.uk) (214)

Sat November 28, 2009
(ABC News) Unlikely Can you be blamed for sleepwalking crimes? It's not news, it's fearmongeri...er...ABC News  (abcnews.go.com) (41)

Mon November 23, 2009
(BBC) Silly War crimes should be disallowed in video games, just like they are in books, TV, and movies  (news.bbc.co.uk) (171)

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