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Fri May 19, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Joe Lieberman has more experience than all of my Dem. colleagues combined. So screw them. And u can quote me." --Can do, Sen. McCain
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Wed May 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alien Covenant doesn't bite but it kinda sucks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch king reveals secret flights as a co-pilot. Before anyone makes Dutch rudder jokes, it was a German plane, not a Dutch one. Farts
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Even if they don't put up No Parking signs, it's never a good idea to park where road crews are repaving. Unless you live in St Louis
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now even the Republicans are screwing with Trump: Tax reform proposal gives him the steep reduction in corporate tax rates he asked for, but pays for it by nixing the "business interest" tax deduction that's critical to Trump's business empire
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The new trailer for Glow has a ton of women performing the Montreal Screw Job on each other
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Sun May 14, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Things could be worse ... you could have a public relations job at United
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
I for one do not welcome our new robot pilot overlords. This is the hair-raising story of Qantas flight QF72
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fyre Festival "organizers" to staff: We aren't going to lay ANYONE off. Now, mind you, we aren't going to be able to PAY you but you are totally welcome to keep working for free. Wha? That just screws you out of unemployment? *Gasp* we had NO idea
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Thu May 11, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Woman claims she was refused permission to use the toilet during a flight. She then asked the cabin crew for two cups and had to improvise. United Airlines is considering adding a "pee fee" and cup rental charge
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
As history majors know, the U.S. invaded Britain just once. It didn't go well
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
There's 'having a few on a flight to calm your nerves' drinking, and then there's 'swearing at everyone, threatening to open a door mid-flight and almost getting the plane diverted' drinking. Guess which one this is
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The San Francisco Giants' bus broke down on the way to the airport after being swept by the Cincinnati Reds. If they didn't have bad luck they would have no luck at all
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Fri May 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, the last survivor of the Hindenburg lives in Parachute, Colorado
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Wed May 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The coal industry has proven to be a source of high-paying jobs where wages have risen 60% in the past 8 years...in the executive suite. The poor saps giving themselves black lung actually digging the stuff out of the ground? They're getting screwed
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Tue May 02, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sick of seeing things I SHOULD have posted three days ago go green. Screw your funny headline. This is pretty great. Just want to give him a big farkin hug
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Actual lines from actual lawsuit: "Chaos ensued. The masseuse panicked and jumped onto the Jet Ski with the captain"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Protests, in Seattle: "Screw you for voting for Trump" "Screw you for voting for . . . hey, man, is that weed?" "Hell, yeah, bro, pass it around." *puff* "What were protesting, again?" *puff* "Dunno. Eh, screw it"
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, what's in the news today? Oh... errrr... well, that sucks... ewwwww... ouch.... ugh... that's just wrong... You know what, screw this. Let's do the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Mr. Grass)
 
 
 
Farker has TV News crew coming by today at Noon MDT to film him ... mowing ... his ... lawn. Two giant inflatable HULKS add to the comedic excitement. Link is to Live Webcam. And you thought it was a slow news day
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: Trump probably won't defy gravity. Trump: Screw you, I'm floating to the moon
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Facebook Live murderer undone by his love for the golden arches. Hero tag is for the crew kid who called 911
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
"How do you get to Berlin? Well, take a right at Wank Town, get on the Autobahn at Breast Town, take the Humping Hamlet exit and go right through Screwing Creek"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today the last surviving Doolittle Raider will toast to the memory of his comrades on the 75th anniversary of their incredible mission
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Subby has been introducing his 11 yr old son to movies from his youth. What were your favorites?
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Mon April 17, 2017
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Milk truck overturns on highway; cleaning crew of thousands of kitty cats rushed to scene
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Zoning commish: "Your bar is too close to the road" Bar owner: *pound* *saw* *pound* *pound* *saw* *nail* *screw* *pound* *saw* *pound* *pound* *saw* *nail* *screw* "How about now?" Zoning commish: "Well alrighty then"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
United announces that it will no longer permit its crews to displace already-seated passengers, will have to find other reasons to beat them instead
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(AOL)
 
 
 
A pastor and a geneticist team up to find Jesus' DNA, offering hope for those of us holding out for a new sequel to Jurassic Park
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Oxford Dictionary officially recognizes "Sonic Screwdriver" as a legitimate turn of phrase, though they still refuse to define "Clara Oswald" as "sticking around two years too long"
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Fri April 14, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1912, Titanic passengers dine on roast beef, iceberg lettuce, salt water taffy
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord calls Trump 'the Martin Luther King of health care,' because hostage taking and screwing the poor are the things that defined this great civil rights leader
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Wed April 12, 2017
(How-To Geek)
 
 
 
Here's all the ways the Windows 10 Creator's Update will screw up your painstakingly nerded-out PC setup
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
25 years ago a crew punched a hole in the Chicago River causing a flood that was the biggest disaster since the Chicago Fire. It took 6 weeks to finally put a cork in it. The company responsible got away without paying a dime
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Apple says "Screw you guys, I'll make my own GPUs"
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russia to NASA: "Screw you guys; we're going to build our own Space Station. With hookers and the Chinese"
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on ComicsTV: The Waverider crew returns to their own past on "Legends of Tomorrow". (CW 8ET) Liv discovers that Seattle is lousy with zombies on "iZombie". (CW 9ET) Finally, Daisy and Simmons enter the Matrix on "Agents of Shield" (ABC 10ET)
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man trying to do his best 'Leonardo DiCaprio in an airline uniform' poses as crew member and gets busted with $85K worth of cocaine in suitcase at JFK Airport
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Alien" director Ridley Scott reveals the film nearly had an ending so bizarre that studio heads threatened to fire him unless he changed it
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MLB season begins this week. Top sports writers give their predictions on standings and award winners. Agree or disagree?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Couple decides over margaritas to drop $40,000 on the entire original Star Trek crew in wax, then it gets weirder: "We put paper bags over their heads"
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Wed March 29, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on 'The Expanse,' the crew of the Roci search Ganymede for Dr. Strickland. Bobby goes for a swim on Earth. Amos and Prax team up and The Blue Man Group tour is still just a rumor. So, grab some canned chicken and tune in to SyFy at 10PM EST
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. We hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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Tue March 28, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
So let's review where the lawsuit(s) against Donald Trump now stand
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Scientists provide detailed plan to hit the Paris climate change target.... yeah, we're screwed
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Coal-powered energy plant to Trump: Screw you, we're still going with clean energy
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Add "uniform redesign" to the list of things the Browns have screwed up
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The captain and crew of the New York City-bound ferryboat known simply as Hull 200 spotted their first big alligator just before noon on Friday. And, eagerly anticipated as it was, it turned out to be a bad omen
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
You put one screwdriver into a painting at the National Gallery and people lose it. Wait. It was one of those sappy 18th-century British romantic paintings? Not saying I condone it, but I get it
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Fri March 24, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fourth astronaut to walk on the moon knows we are not alone, explains why he thinks aliens haven't visited Earth yet
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Tue March 21, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
They say a lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math, and that includes state legislators who screw up their budget and misuse funding, right Oklahoma?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, will Spicer manage to spin so much he corkscrews into the bedrock? It's the daily White House press briefing - live at 2:15ish EDT
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having wrested Pennsylvania, Ohio, and West Virginia out of Democratic hands, Donald Trump proposes screwing them over completely... along with red states Kentucky and Tennessee
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Russia's hostile actions may be due to them panicking over our latest nuclear missiles, which for the first time in history make a preemptive nuclear attack possible. It's a good thing we have someone in charge who won't-oh, god, we're all screwed
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Thu March 16, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
CBO report suggests TrumpCare may be responsible for thousands of unplanned births. Man, I keep hearing he's screwing us, but I didn't take it literally
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump proves he is that boss who, even when he accidentally hires someone who might be good at their job, manages to screw it up by meddling and micromanaging. Unfortunately, he does this with national security, too
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Sun March 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's Selection Sunday: who's in the Big Dance and who's left waiting for the NIT invite? Find out when the selection committee screws things up like they do every year, starting at 5:30 EDT on CBS
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Looking to spruce up that abandoned lot? How about a Future Internment Camp sign?
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(Trek News)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart credits his crewmates on the Enterprise for allowing him to live long and prosper
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Sun March 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reporter beats off hockey mask-wearing attacker on live television
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Wed March 01, 2017
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announce they are looking for new accountants to screw up the Oscars
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Yale University)
 
 
 
If Aliens come to Earth in the future looking for Yaqui Catfish, we're screwed
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Wait until the NAACP hears about this" Sammy Davis Jr. regarding an Oscars envelope screw up
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Another Oscar screw-up had living producer's photo used for 'In Memoriam' sequence
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Thu February 23, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Candidate for governor lists entire sexual history on his website so you'll know just how good he'll be at screwing you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Odd: United Airlines passengers rejoicing. Awesome: Because the flight crew kicked two feral Trumpers off the plane for harassing a Pakistani couple. (w/video)
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Google announces for the first time in its history, it will allow third-party auditors to examine its Google Ads program and report back on how exactly it screws sites over
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Sat February 18, 2017
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Tag is for the contractor whose workers gutted the wrong house: He offered to buy the house or at least restore it to its prior condition. (Fail tag's looking for that Nathan Fillion gif.)
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you set down something small like a ring or a screw or a patient's tumor and then you can't find it again?
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's technically legal to screw police officers with booby traps. Or at least, they can't find out what law to use
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How badly is Donald Trump screwing up? Let's put it this way: even IRAQ, which is currently depending on US troops and airstrikes to keep from becoming the new home of ISIS' caliphate, isn't sure they want to be friends anymore
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which seemed to force a lot of dialogue and rushed decisions on the audience [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Article headline says "flesh-eating screwworms." Subby has nothing else to offer, and is instead going to cower in the corner and gibber like an idiot for a while
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BBC airs post-Brexit fallout documentary about the collapse of civilization that made audiences realize just how screwed we all are
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
World's largest airship had to be put in for repairs, butt it's ready to fly again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump apologist goes on CNN, tries to say Kellyanne of Green Goebbels was joking about her plug of the first lady's fashion line
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Fox is willing to move forward on a Firefly reboot if Joss is on board. So I guess we won't be seeing it. Sorry to waste your time
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Tue February 07, 2017
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Great White NOPE bites boat off SC coast
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Sun February 05, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Hold my cruise ship drink, I'm going to leap 55ft off this cruise ship diving board and somersault into this pool"
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Sharkwater' filmmaker disappears in ocean near Florida Keys, presumed to be making new documentary detailing life inside a shark
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Wed February 01, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What will Miller and Holden discover about the protomolecule on Eros station? How many f-bombs will Chrisjen drop? Who is Bobbie Draper? Shots fired tonight on 'The Expanse' twin episode season premiere on SyFy at 10PM EST
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Fact Magazine)
 
 
 
Watch LEGO figures cover Kraftwerk's "We Are The Robots"
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Problem: big time pop group cancels singing the anthem before the All-Star Game at the last possible minute. Solution: grab the first person from the arena crew that can sing
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Fri January 27, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
All administrations encounter problems in first week, from Justice Roberts screwing up oath office with Obama, to Trump almost passing a 20% tax increase on Americans. Totally the same
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien will be renting out a studio in Mexico, hiring an all-Mexican crew, and putting on a show for an all-Mexican audience before Trump builds his wall
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Wed January 25, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The real reason NASCAR just ruined their points system: Jimmie-Proofing
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Tue January 24, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One would think that after years of production experience ABC News would have solved the technical issue of telling reporters when the live cameras are finally turned off
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Sun January 22, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Trump's plan to replace Obamacare involves turning Medicaid into a block grant program that states can run as they see fit. Or, as an"alternative fact," poor people are about to be screwed six ways to Sunday
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