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74 headlines found matching 'crew'
Mon July 14, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Salvage crews to begin raising the Concordia this week. Admiral Tolwyn hopes to finish the operation before the Kilrathi can attack again
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(69)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
The one topic that none of the cast and crew of Seinfeld dared to tackle? Elaine buying a gun so she could feel "safe"
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(89)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
J.Crew introduces size XXXS which fits someone with a 23 inch waist. Or as most Americans call a 23 inch garment, a sock
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(54)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
The big winner if Apple buys Beats (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Road crew misspells sign pointing to local college, presumably to encourage people to get enough of an education to avoid being on the road crew
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(56)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Not News: Plane grounded by storm. News: Pilot buys pizza for all the passengers and crew. Fark: It was Domino's
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(74)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Usually composite sketches are pretty encompassing to many people's features. This guy is screwed
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(47)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Good news on the global warming front as scientists announce Earth has lived through it before. The bad news is last time the oceans rose 18 feet. So unless you're a plebe that can't afford vast ocean front property, you're screwed
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(33)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How Washington State government is managing to screw up legalized marijuana
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(215)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ukraine and Russia agree to hold a three-way. Looks like the separatists are getting screwed
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(21)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Screw going to Mars. We should be shipping out to Venus. It's Mediterranean temperatures and sea-level barometric pressure plus breathable air provided you stay 30 miles above the ground
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(27)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Free agent QB Kevin Kolb set to join the Willacy County Jailbirds, compete with Ryan Leaf and Paul Crewe for starting position
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(21)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Doctor Who season 8 finally scheduled to premiere in late August. BBC America promises to spend the next two months figuring out how best to screw things up
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(83)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Rotoworld)
 
 
 
Who will the Panthers take number one? How will the Leafs screw up this time? Will Cuba Gooding Jr. awkwardly hit on the moms of any of the selections? It's your 2014 NHL Draft thread. 7pm EST on NBCSN and TSN
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Anonymous tracking data is only anonymous if nobody screws up the anonymizing. In other news, data on 173 million NYC cab trips are now available
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(22)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"The crew who spotted the great white reportedly took off when the shark started nibbling at the engine"
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(39)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Kool and the Gang begin the summer of '75 the way it was meant to be, with - oh, so THAT's where the Houston Astros got that uniform idea
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Berkeley)
 
 
 
UC Berkley's head epidemiologist on the return of pertussis. The TL:DR? "We're screwed"
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(188)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Looking back at Star Trek and the most incommunicative alien species the TNG crew ever encountered, the Tamarians. "More familiarity with our own mythology might help us relate to theirs," Picard incorrectly surmised
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Metal: "Fark the world." Punk: "Fark the world because we disagree with your underlying socio-economic and political policies that are screwing-over the average human"
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(59)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Iraq 2: Afghanishiatwe'rescrewedaloo?
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(75)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Wyoming legislature screws up science education so badly that even the Church is calling out their BS
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(37)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Screw extra-virgin olive oil and heart-healthy cooking sprays - lard is back and cooking with solidified pig fat has never been hotter
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(108)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, one week into the Kardashians invasion of The Hamptons, let's check in: Stiffing waitress with no tips, annoying camera crews, disruptions in restaurants, a complete sense of entitlement. Yeah ... going as expected
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Packers can finally get married, one screwed driver, and no one expects the Spanish Abdication: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/1 - 6/7
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Sat June 07, 2014
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
300 gallons of orange juice leaks into swamp after truck accident. Yeah, that's one screwed driver
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(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, what happens when the ground crew improperly secures a $130 million aircraft? Let's ask Ryanair
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(42)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the energetic Terry Crews
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(21)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Man shoots dog for copulating with his purebred, is informed by police that he just screwed the pooch
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(73)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bank of America is about to face the largest fine since the recession at....holy crap, $12B. I mean they still get to screw us all over again the same as before but damn, that's a significant fine
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Wed June 04, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How songwriters are screwed in the digital age: "Forty years ago, co-writing a song with Ringo Starr would have bought me a house and a pool. Now, estimating 100,000 plays on Spotify, we guessed we'd split about $80. I was way too optimistic"
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
The Rolling Stones are in Israel, screwing their backing group
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(41)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Catholic Church comes up with novel new defense by saying one of their Priests wasn't "on duty" when he molested young boys. Police across the country are shocked they didn't come up with this first as a way to cover their asses when cops screw up
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man uses sex doll to sell car. That way you know you're getting screwed
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(21)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(AgWeb)
 
 
 
Screw the science and damn the torpedoes. EPA must rush through a rule that will allow Coast Guard cutters to float in your pond in the backyard. Oh wait, sorry. Float in THEIR pond in your backyard
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Thu May 29, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Here's a look at exactly why Edgar Wright made the decision to abandon Ant-Man
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Wed May 28, 2014
(The Republic)
 
 
 
Police shoot and wound half-naked man armed with saw and screwdriver before he can go on a rampage of poorly constructed carpentry
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Mail & Guardian (S Africa))
 
 
 
Sex shop attempts to open next to Parliament, unaware that politicians don't need sex toys, they're experts that are capable of screwing millions with just a couple sheets of paper
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Mon May 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Crew executes a two-tire change. Difficulty: While car is still driving
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Wed May 21, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
How does your state fare in terms of preventing debtors prisons? Trick question. You're pretty much screwed wherever you go
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Tue May 20, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
A study attempts to see if it's possible to change parents' anti-vaccination beliefs. The results: we're screwed
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Fri May 16, 2014
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Woman has her wheelchair stolen, then brought back but with missing screws, a unattached seat and a battery that was tampered with. Gets a surprise when she is given a brand new wheelchair for free. Why is it so dusty in here?
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"When Biden attacks" The squeal of the Bird's tires, the look of Joe in shades, the gathering of Joe's gang of bros. Why they're snapping their fingers and prancing around to show tunes is anyone's guess. Look out, Hillary. It's a fake out
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New microscopic sonic screwdriver capable of turning cells tartan. Or for you American readers, "plaid"
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Monty Pythons' Terry Gilliam wants the entire crew slapped in the face with a fish, says reunion show should be cancelled
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Sat May 10, 2014
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Can this brand new course at IMS last more than a year? Will most of the drivers find ways to screw this race up too? It's the inaugural Grand Prix of Indianapolis (3:30PM ET, ABC)
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Fri May 09, 2014
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who was photographed on the overpass taking aim on the BLM during the Bundy Ranch standoff? Yeah, he's screwed
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"We surveyed 100 previous contestants. On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to completely screw up a chance at $20,000 while only needing 18 points in the "Fast Money" round?"
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Tue May 06, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Disabled airline passenger forced to stand for 3 hours on his flight. Apparently the crew skipped the day they trained about treating the handicapped
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
News: Citizens of Osaka can breathe a sigh of relief as the gang that did drive-bys was arrested. Fark: They were living in fear of drive-by eggings
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Sun May 04, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
J. Crew is planning on unveiling a new, lower-priced brand geared towards people who only aspire to aspire to take a hike up a mountain
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ukraine: Screw it, let's just assault the f*ckers. Damn the derpedos, full steam ahead
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Wed April 30, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling is quickly running out of people he can screw
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(85)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Awful Announcing asks readers to rank the 30 MLB broadcasting crews. It's a Dodgers, Giants, Orioles love fest
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(99)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Female biker gang is sad that nobody wants to taste their cupcakes. That may or may not be a euphemism
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Sat April 26, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
All navigation crew of South Korean ferry are under arrest
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(54)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
On today's My Little Pony, Rarity has creative block, and it is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING. Can Spike provide a cure, or will his humdrum ways screw everything up and make evil Nightmare Rarity canon in Inspiration Manifestation, 10:30 AM on The Hub
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon plans to replace flight crews with full time robots. Idea was conceived after military officials flew commercial on American Airlines
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(15)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well Tiger's screwed (like he wasn't before) now that his ex Elin Nordegren has become friends with his girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn. They even claim to have gone on vacation together and talk to each other all the time
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Library of Economics & Liberty)
 
 
 
One of the big bailouts from a few years back was TARP, the Troubled Asset Relief Program. The final accounting is in and you, the taxpayer, lost $68 billion. Individually, you got screwed out of $227
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Native Americans were crucial for America to win WW2 even after America screwed them for a century
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"How Wall St.'s terrible work habits will screw us all" This is not a repeat from 2007
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
"Crews confirmed one cow was in the swimming pool and was not distressed"
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(20)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Polar vortex, pollen vortex, what's the diff? We're all screwed
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(19)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Titanic officer may have 'played down' collision to dodge negligence claims - shocking considering the iceberg was up to 100ft high by 400ft wide, the 46,000-ton ship was speeding through an ice field at night, and the crew failed to spot it in time
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(33)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Screwing with your State Farm agent
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(7)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
A Star Trek strategy role-playing game that lets fans build their dream crew out of characters from every generation of the television series? Shut up and take my money
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(55)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Smoke is on the pole, but with rain in the forecast, Uncle Si and the crew may have to build an ark to keep everything dry in Texas. It's the Duck Commander 500 (2:30 PM ET, FOX, weather permitting)
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(620)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MLB umpiring crew forgets a batter's count and take three minutes using the new instant replay rule to determine what it was. Yep, that was a real improvement to the game
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(41)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bad: Girl has to be rescued by fire crews after getting wedged in a storm sewer trying to retrieve her dropped phone. Worse: it was a Blackberry (pic)
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(21)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Walmart was so committed to screwing over their workers that they didn't realize it was costing them $3 billion per year
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(105)
 
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
Screw curling, THIS should be an Olympic Sport
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(29)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Old space probe wakes up, prepares to screw comet
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(23)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
You know you're screwed when your attorney resigns because he may have to testify against you
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(33)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
If your sex life is dependent on your employer, or, worse, government providing you with contraception ... well, we're all screwed
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