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126 headlines found matching 'crew'
Tue August 30, 2016
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Good news for the people on the south shore of Long Island, you have a great white shark nursery right off your beaches. Enjoy the kids while they're young
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Mon August 29, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
25 of the biggest screw-ups and bone-headed moves of the 2016 presidential campaign (so far)
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Look at the picture of this Southwest Air plane to see what it calls a "mechanical issue." Tag is for the pilot and crew
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Wed August 24, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Defensive lineman Jeremy Mincey: "You won't re-sign me Dallas Cowboys? Screw you guys, I'm going home"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You'd screw your face up into a snarl too, if you were being defended by an ex-felon "volunteer paralegal"
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Tue August 23, 2016
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Modern reenactment of Battle of Thermopylae takes place on Route 66
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Cookbook author Anthony Bourdain claims cookbook authors are liars, which is why cookbooks are so frustrating. "Nobody ever tells you, for instance, that you're going to screw up hollandaise. It's not gonna happen for you the first time"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airline shocked, SHOCKED by social media posts made by its flight crews that include images of a blow-up doll posing with a pilot in the cockpit and a video of a flight attendant spitting water in an empty cabin
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Mon August 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Over-caffeinated morning show crew attempts to congratulate a tired Michael Phelps at airport. He tells them where he can stick their coffee
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
"Shut-up-and-take-my-money Citizen" shows off their seamless space-to-planet transition in an effort to put No Man's Sky to shame
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Sun August 21, 2016
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1959, Hawaii becomes the 50th state, once again screwing up the star arrangement on the American flag
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Philippines president threatens to pull country out of the United Nations in a move that will do...well, pretty much nothing of any impact. To the UN, that is -- his country is still royally screwed and getting worse
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Fri August 19, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Judge says it's "scary" how quickly his movie became reality and Fox killed his Anti-Trump Camacho Ads. Screw you Fox We NEED to see this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Republicans prepare tough case for new round of pointless hearings. Expect indictment to come any day now. Any. Day...ah screw it, it's not even funny anymore
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman finds out the hard way that it's illegal to happily stab a gila monster in the head with a screwdriver (warning: disturbing pic of dead lizard)
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know you've screwed up when the IOC calls your behavior "shocking"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of clarity, New York Times editor admits they totally screwed the pooch with its coverage--or lack thereof--of Louisiana flooding, would have required redirecting resources from 24/7 coverage of Trump utterances
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Firefly: The Animated Series
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
The Iowa State Fair. Come for the corn dogs, stay for the life sized butter sculptures depicting the crew of the USS Enterprise
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight attendant found not guilty by reason of insanity for attacking crew members and air marshals. New slogan: American Airlines - you have to be crazy to fly with us
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Ex-Warner Brothers exec demolishes Zack Snyder and WB president for screwing up DC in open letter. "If I worked at a donut stand and kept farking up donuts, I'd be fired"
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel might just be the latest to smell what the Rock is cookin'
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
'Polls won't tell the story': Mark Cuban says this election will be a 'battle of science vs anger.' Man, are we screwed
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
R.I. Governor Gina Raimondo: "Good luck, Curt", she later added "If you do for this country what you did to this state, we all so very screwed"
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
The Iowa State Fair's Butter Cow will be joined by the USS Enterprise 1701 and crew. "Butter me up, Scotty"
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Collider)
 
 
 
Christopher Guest's first mockumentary in 13 years will be showing up on Netflix in October, entitled "Shut Up, Take My Money And Unplug My Phone"
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
All the Royal Navy's 45 destroyers are in port so the crews can enjoy the summer with their families. The same thing happens every Christmas: "They spend so much time away and this is about harmony time - getting the work-life balance right"
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Mötley Crüe now have their own line of sex toys, although anybody that paid full price for any of their shows after 1989 already knows what being screwed by the band feels like
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Netflix remembers Ti-83 gaming
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Production company pleads guilty to breaking Harrison Ford's leg on the set of The Force Awakens. Wait 'til they find out what Kylo Ren did to him
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
♪Low-ered Expectat-ions♬ DNC edition: "This is Obama's party. He'll light the place up and pass the torch of a united party, then we'll all pray she doesn't screw it up between now and November"
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Sun July 24, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After eight seasons, CW drives a stake into the Vampire Diaries
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
If you have 71 convictions on your criminal record you might want to avoid doing stupid things. Like going to the park with a friend and taking turns shining a laser pointer at a helicopter
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, Trump's very popular, Ed. The crackpots, the loons, nutters, kooks, screwballs, wackos, cranks, psychos - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee and her Full Frontal crew hop on Herman Cain's tour bus and take a cross-country tour to profile RNC delegates and DNC delegates, and the divide between the two is terrifying and fascinating
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "These guys are why NYC's single women are screwed"
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Virginia woman lost while searching for hidden treasure in rugged Wyoming backcountry is saved by county search and rescue crews--for the third time in four years
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"You can't film us harassing gays." So sayest A. Westboro Baptist Church; B. The American Family Association; or C. The Daily Show
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fifteen times Star Trek completely perverted the timeline
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
After listening to Republican speeches all day, Lou Holtz says "screw it, I'm getting drunk"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Flight crew detained after planning to fly from Glasgow to Toronto via waypoints Whiskey, Scotch and Rye
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes' career over after being screwed by blonde, which is pretty much the opposite of how it started
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga get tickets for no plates on her new truck just two weeks after buying it. All you need is a screwdriver ya dummy
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt to lend his voice to an upcoming episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, hopefully as a pony version of Robert Evans
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Tue July 12, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
High school rowing coach arrested for gathering stroke material from his crew
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Mon July 11, 2016
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
It's one thing to convince your insurance company you need new shingles due to storm damage. It's quite another to convince them you need new shingles because someone stole your roof
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Sun July 10, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Remember Mythbusters' killer cable snaps episode? The U.S. Navy decided to test it. Bonus: holysheetfarkingmonkeycrap escape by flight crew
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Tea Party film "In Search of Liberty" now in search of a crew after walkout
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Delta flight diverted to Tulsa after several passengers had the fish for dinner
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand's richest man selling his super yacht? For $266 million you get 15 cabins, a helipad, pool, gym and wine cellar. Oh, and a crew of 42
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Thu July 07, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bay Area geologists cry out after curb, pulled out of alignment by seismic forces, that they've been watching for 40 years, is destroyed by city work crew. Work crew says it wasn't their fault
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro mayor says the city will be ready for the Olympics. Apparently crews will be done with construction of the Athletes' Village quarters just as soon as the last shipment of cardboard arrives
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A refreshingly candid interview with Michael J. Nelson, the brains behind Mystery Science Theater 3000, Rifftrax, and The Film Crew
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Tue July 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
GSW and KD wrote a contract that goes out of its way to screw OKC
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
USS Purple Kush? USS Northern Lights? USS Panama Red?
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Fri July 01, 2016
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Top Gear's ginger to be given ultimatum; tested for soul
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(TSN)
 
 
 
It's NHL Free Agency day where most teams will overpay for aging players and Boston will find a way to screw themselves further
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former supermodel claims she needs $262 million from her ex-husband to live the lifestyle she is accustomed to, not counting $83 a year just for food
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you refuse to stop your two-year-old from spitting on other passengers, perhaps you shouldn't even go out in public, let alone fly
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Gynecologist appearing on morning show to talk about 'dry sex' solutions has memorable finish
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The European Space Agency thinks the best way to make sure astronauts get along before sending them into space is to make the crew spend a week together in a deep, dark, uncharted cave
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Tue June 28, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi is complaining about how crews handled the weather-related issues and the 2:44 am finish. Would he like some cheese with his whine?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man has a heart attack on a plane that Tim Tebow is flying on. Tebow leaps into action and... prays for the man. The man dies, obviously, because prayer doesn't do a goddamned thing, but Tebow is being lauded as a hero for some stupid reason
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"Eventually the kids are going to figure out how badly their elders are screwing them, and maybe then they'll finally muster the energy to cast a ballot"
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Senate investigation discovers that cable companies haven't *just* been screwing you with your pants on. They've never worn a condom, won't use lube and you think they'll call you in the morning? HAHAHAHAHAHA no
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Thu June 23, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
If robots had feelings, Solar Voyager would be the loneliest robot ship in the world
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(Time)
 
 
 
Brexit will really screw up Game of Thrones
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Wed June 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times Magazine has a long piece about Trump's effect on RNC Chairman Reince Priebus and the GOP as a whole. The tl/dr version: Priebus and the GOP are soooo screwed
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Automatic transmission gear shifters are so fatally screwed up that we're going to need Ralph Nader to save us from the car industry. Again
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip That ended as the Minnow did, the Skipper with a swollen lip
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NHL Draft is this Friday. Top 10 preview to the left. All the myriads of ways the GM of your team will screw up to the right
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Sun June 19, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what the first meal an International Space Station crew wants after spending six months in space?
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Sat June 18, 2016
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Three whole months of workin' on my tan, crankin' tunes on my boombox, and bird-doggin' bored housewives - Uncle Joe
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Federation credits now legal tender in Canada, no word on when they'll start accepting gold pressed latinum
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're no fan of no-frills Ryanair, wait until you hear about Rayani Air: no alcohol allowed on board and a safety audit so poor it is banned from flying in Malaysia... yes, Malaysia
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Mon June 13, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember that time we did Nazi them coming to the Hamptons?
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Jesse takes lessons on power from Cassidy, all while Tulip whispers in his ear to exact revenge. Will the crew go on the road or remain in one place? Find out in "The Possibilities." It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Arya have her vengeance on The Waif? Does Syrio live? Will Jamie have to face Brienne before Blackfish? Will Tyrion and his crew return to Westeros? Find out in "No One." It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Livemint)
 
 
 
Advice for globetrotting CEOs when asked about that Trump guy include "Ya got me", "pfft, who knows?" and "LOL we're all screwed"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight attendant tells a passenger to 'shut up' over a dispute involving pasta. Onlookers were shocked. How did that flier rate an inflight meal in the economy section?
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'Battlestar Galactica' is getting the big screen treatment. So say we all
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Thu June 09, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Firefighters in Arizona hoping their effort shields Yarnell, for now remain silent
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Wed June 08, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex-shuttle astronaut charged with murder in crash. Man, you ding one of those things and NASA doesn't screw around
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Mon June 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben Carson on Trump's attacks on Bill Clinton. "Would I love to see a situation where the candidates sat down and actually talked about the issues? I would love that...We're in what I call the 'WWE Raw Stage'"
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
"Berserk" cow attacks firefighters after they pulled it from well. Baffled emergency crews say the cow had no violent history and rescue workers had never seen herbivore
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean has naked sex cruise available for couples only. No sex with the crew or in the dining room
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Another anti-Trump ad? Meh. An Anti-Trump ad with Terry Crews as President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho? AWESOME
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can finally relax about Ghostbusters. The classic theme song will be covered by Fall Out Boy and Missy Elliott. So we're all good now, right?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Want to be in Trainspotting 2? Get yourself to Britain by June 14
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Neither the Florida Safety Council nor local Hazmat crew know what a freon tank is. That's safe, right?
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Thu June 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Royal douche who attacked a Royal Marine is now royally screwed after a judge replaces his suspended sentence with a year in jail for bragging about it online
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Moose who got screwed earlier in the season hammers home a powerful lesson about nature by giving birth in the parking lot of a hardware store, throwing a monkey wrench in the plans of shoppers. Subby nailed it
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Couple trapped on cliffside saved after sending selfie to rescue crew (presumably the dick pics were meant as a thank-you)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, you'll never guess what happened during our ghost hunter graveyard tour (Some Not safe for work content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Penises. Penises everywhere. (safe for work)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman takes care of blind, brain damaged raccoon after promising it that humans, Thanos, won't hurt it anymore
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Tue May 31, 2016
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Burlesque dancer Maggie McMuffin, who was in no way pulling a stunt to raise public awareness of dancer Maggie McMuffin, is outraged, outraged that Jet Blue wouldn't let her board wearing shorts so short you could almost see Maggie's McMuffin
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is why you don't stick your head in the washing machine
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Torquay Herald Express)
 
 
 
Lifeboat crew rescue man 'bombed out of his head' at bottom of Torquay cliffs
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman goes full WTF on airplane, kicks and screams like a baby, then gets all naked-like
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Florida teacher suspended for putting inappropriate Trump question on final exam. Overheard saying "I'm so screwed"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez says she doesn't deserve her reputation for being a diva. The statement came from her personal assistant through orders from her publicity agent at the direction of her manager, all under threat of being fired
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Tue May 24, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
ECF Game 6: The first elimination game of the Conference Finals has the Bolts looking to put the screws to the Pens who hope to scribble out that advantage. Elimination hockey is best hockey. Puck drops at 8PM ET, Hot dogs drop for Kessel every PK
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(Lynn Daily Item)
 
 
 
This man has had his run for 10,000 consecutive DAYS, and most of us say screw it after 5 straight days
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Mon May 23, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"We are not criminals" says a man who kidnaps children for money
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
One visible dick uses two virtual dicks to describe how his DRM will screw Oculus Rift customers who believed him when he said they could play their games on any device
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Thu May 19, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit says screw it, it's too much work being a "major city"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Cutting crew finds woman's body off interstate, and ooooAHHH she just died in your arms tonight
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Why do presidential candidates get top secret intelligence briefings? It's mainly to let them know what they may be getting themselves into (and allow briefers to gauge how screwed we'll be depending upon who wins)
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Paramedic stole Sopranos star James Gandolfini's £2,000 Rolex watch as he lay dying from a heart attack on his death bed. The crew WILL come looking for you
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(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man finds the most Florida way to join a work crew
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Even in this high-tech world that we live in, there are still ghost ships floating the world's oceans without a crew. Zoinks
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(The Week)
 
 
 
See what happens when you totally screw up your party, conservative Republicans, you end up with Donald Trump totally rebuilding it ...without you
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will the Abigail make it to the alleged safety of Mexico? Will Luis prove a valuable addition to the crew? Will Junkie Depp prove his worth? Will Sea Coral be angsty? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Burglary ring used Grindr to make dates and lure them out of their homes so they could be robbed, proving the app really can help you get screwed
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iFixit 64 Bit Driver Kit. Screwdrivers of all shapes and sizes to take your electronics apart and get to the cool parts. (Sponsored Link)
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Thu May 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Unusual number" of humpback whales seen in San Francisco Bay. Starship Enterprise crew wanted for questioning
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Wed May 11, 2016
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch's crew chief suspended for having an emasculated car at Kansas
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Tue May 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You'd think the closer for the best team in baseball would have more than six saves, but Cubs hitters, with a historic +102 run differential, have a game called "screw the closer [...] we want to score more so he doesn't get the save"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Basketball to Heat-Raptors: Screw you guys, I'm staying home
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman on airplane reports suspicious dark skinned man writing in code on piece of paper. Plane delayed 2 hours while crew figures out it was Italian-born Ivy League Economics professor doing math equations. Dumbass, facepalm, stupid tags collide
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Successful warehouse rescue by brave fire crews using sniffer dogs, drone, cheese-knives, nice bottle of Merlot
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Mayor of Jackson, MS says potholes are being repaired by A: City work crews? B: Inmate labor? or C: God?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the team stuggles with what to do with Savage now that they have him. (CW 8ET)
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(Some Wilson)
 
 
 
Colombian sailor found alive after being adrift in the Pacific Ocean for over two months. No word on status of volleyball
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sophie Turner was so convinced Jon Snow was dead she wrote Kit Harington a long weepy letter: "That made me chuckle"
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