Headlines matching 'creams'
Thu March 18, 2010
Tue March 16, 2010
Sat February 27, 2010
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Tree branch somehow lands on power lines, screams in agony before bursting into flame. God bless the Internet (liveleak.com)
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Sun January 24, 2010
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Shockingly, prison officials don't like it when you fake-electrocute inmates using a scanning chair and cream soup (nj.com)
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Tue January 12, 2010
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Man whey over alcohol limit creams into the front windows of a dairy. Owner unhurt butter store was udderly destroyed. Cheese (nzherald.co.nz)
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Tue January 05, 2010
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Making dinner from ingredients purchased solely at Ikea. The potatoes and lox were great, but it was a pain assembling the meatballs without metric hex keys (food.theatlantic.com)
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Mon January 04, 2010
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That Ben & Jerry's ice cream you enjoy was made from sustainable, locally-sourced milk and cream, thanks to illegal immigrants who work 80-hour weeks and sleep in the barn with the cows (food.theatlantic.com)
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Fri January 01, 2010
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Norway solves MRSA problem- by stopping rampant overuse of antibiotics. But you of course should be sure your snowflake takes his antibiotics for that little scratch on his knee (physorg.com)
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Thu December 31, 2009
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Guy reflects on the six months he has been living soap and shampoo-free. "My wife now mentions more than ever before that "you smell good." OK, I had to post that only because some might worry on that score...." (freetheanimal.com)
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Mon December 14, 2009
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Despite little outward evidence, proposed Botox and plastic surgery tax evoking deep emotional reactions (chron.com)
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Thu December 10, 2009
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Man asks American Airlines flight attendant for orange juice. Attendant flips out, screams at passengers, delivers hand-written reprimand from the captain, tells man he'll be arrested for violation of federal law. The Aristocrats (kossome.com)
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Mon December 07, 2009
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"When free marketers warn that Democratic health care initiatives will make us more 'like France,' a big part of me says, 'I wish,'" says Ironic-tag-exploding editor of libertarian magazine Reason (reason.com)
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Fri November 27, 2009
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Super Lemon Haze wins Cannabis Cup over Vanilla Kush and Head Bang. Totally righteous, dude (celebstoner.com)
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