Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		"What are those?" "Oh, I call them H.P. Lovecraft's Elder Gods. You know...for kids"  (chicagotribune.com)	(15)
		College Professor grades students by pwning others on World of Warcraft  (videogames.yahoo.com)	(26)
		Estimated cost of $197 billon F-35 fighter jet fleet now up to $329 billion due to "inflation". Other reasons for increased costs include: buying fewer aircraft  (msnbc.msn.com)	(117)

(Some Guy)

Like old Soviet military objects? How does an 8-engined floating boat carrying 6 cruise missiles sound?  (englishrussia.com)

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(Some Guy Some Guy Some Guy)

Our "assembly-line" work mentality is harmful to our well-being. Our "assembly-line" work mentality is harmful to our well-being. Our "assembly-line" work mentality is harmful to our well-being  (utne.com)

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(hack n mod)

Amazing Rube Goldberg device. I'm not sure this is worth 10 minutes, but c'mon what were you doing anyway?  (hacknmod.com)

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(AWPortals)

Active Worlds offers refugees of There.com 6-months free after the environment closed due to the recession. Next up: Reposessing mounts in World of Warcraft  (awportals.com)

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Democrats already vying to be Senate majority leader next term to replace Harry Reid, who has combined the excitement of vanilla pudding with the legislative effectiveness of, well, vanilla pudding    (time.com)

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Australian craft brewery numbers triple over past decade as increasingly educated consumers look at USA example, realize Australian beer doesn't have to be pale, watery, flavourless Foster's  (theaustralian.com.au)

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(Some Indie Hipster)

Pitchfork reviews new Pavement 5-disk box set, gives it a perfect score of 10.0  (pitchfork.com)

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So what do you do if you're 45 years old and can't bear to hang up your pompoms?  (detnews.com)

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Obama now looking to screw up immigration like he screwed up health care: By adding an additional 20 million people to it  (latimes.com)

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British Chinook pilot hit between eyes by bullet over Afghanistan, flies damaged aircraft back to base, lands safely, lives, and all this with huge brass balls weighing helicopter down  (news.com.au)

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Finally, someone got off their asses and built the flying hovercraft we were promised decades ago  (liveleak.com)

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(Foresight Institute)

Rethinking alien first contact: "Any sentient creatures that actually get here will be nanotech-based robots, not water-based organisms. They won't have spacecraft, they'll be spacecraft."  (foresight.org)

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MIT physicist, curiously not named Scotty, one step closer to warp drive  (news.yahoo.com)

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(Orange County Register)

Brain cancer-stricken teen gets his Make-A-Wish: A Level 80 paladin on World of Warcraft  (gadgetress.freedomblogging.com)

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Starcraft 2 beta to be released this month. Kekekekeke nerd rush ^_^    (joystiq.com)

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70% of World of Warcraft players get girlfriends before reaching level 10  (ve3d.ign.com)

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Vick no longer complacent, realizes that competitive sports is a something-of-one-type eat something-of-the-same-type world    (ajc.com)

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For sale: one French aircraft carrier. Only scuttled once  (in.reuters.com)

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David Lynch and Frank Herbert discuss "Dune" back in '83. Surprisingly, Herbert doesn't refer to the movie as an "excruciating piece of s--t" (with audio)  (slashfilm.com)

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(Some 80s Guy)

Could you wrap your mind around the 7x7x7 Rubik's cube? This guy can  (technabob.com)

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The cyber attack on Google is just part of a massive espionage effort by the Chinese to steal defense and industrial secrets as well as totally rule World of Warcraft and Hello Kitty Island Adventure  (washingtonpost.com)

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Former Bush DOJ lawyer and "torture memo" author John Yoo describing his many briefings with the President crafting the administration's views on what is and isn't torture: "I've never met the man."  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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(Some Guy)

The good news: The Warcraft movie may be delayed. The bad news: Because of Spiderman 4  (gamenewshq.com)

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Kotaku actually finds gallery of attractive female cosplayers in amazingly detailed, tight-fitting costumes. It's enough to tear even the crustiest, sweaty, food-stained gamer/Morlock away from his World of Warcraft campaign to gawk  (kotaku.com)

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"Avatar" just passed the $300 million mark domestically. The rabid anti-Avatar crowd still haven't managed to make it to level fifteen mage on World of Warcraft  (variety.com)

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16-year-old disappears with his 42-year-old World of Warcraft soulmate (with pics that are pretty much what you'd expect)  (theglobeandmail.com)

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		"The victim stated that the suspect has told her he is going to put witchcraft on her, beat her up and blow up her home"  (sun-sentinel.com)	(39)
(Some Guy)		Japanese man sets a world record for a hand-launched plane made with only paper. For those born in the internet-age, go ask your father what a paper airplane is  (mnn.com)	(125)

(Israel National News)		If you're going to blind the pilot of an aircraft with a laser, make sure he's not flying a helicopter for the local police department  (israelnationalnews.com)	(104)
		Voyager spacecraft discovers solar system is passing through an interstellar cloud that physics says should not exist in latest proof that 'scientists' are just making crap up  (physorg.com)	(86)

Senate passes health care bill 60-39  (politico.com)

(lots)

Engaging the X-Drive: Ten ways to traverse deep space. Dr. Richard Seaton unavailable for comment  (newscientist.com)

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Nerdgasm alert: An in-depth analysis of that video showing Earth with Saturn's rings  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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Scientists plan to explore Titan with a boat. Early estimates say that it'll cost a boatload  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Machine-written journalism is the way of the future, so you can expect a raft of stories about Sarah Connor's holiday plans  (wired.co.uk)

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Chilliest place in the Solar System ever measured by spacecraft found on the Moon, eclipsing the previous record held by your ex's cold, dark heart  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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James Lipton uses the power of the beard to caution teens against sexting in this awesome PSA ad  (blogs.ajc.com)

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Adrianne Curry wants you to know that she loves playing World of Warcraft naked and stoned. She wants you to know this so badly she even took a picture. (SFW)  (huffingtonpost.com)

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		Suing Activision over World of Warcraft? Don't forget to subpoena Depeche Mode and Winona Rider, since she can "explain the significance of alienation in Catcher in the Rye." Makes sense  (kotaku.com)	(274)
		Data from NASA's STEREO spacecraft have confirmed the stunning reality of MONSTER WAVES ON THE SUN  (science.nasa.gov)	(9)

Happy 5th Birthday, World of Warcraft  (telegraph.co.uk)

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Dr Who is 46 years old today, and he doesn't look a day over 2,432  (wired.com)

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Crazy Ivan pt. 16,029: the guy who landed a four engine jet passenger aircraft on a 1000m grass field  (liveleak.com)

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