| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| In a blow to tentacle porn fans everywhere, pretty or not, octopuses just don't have good personalities (newscientist.com) | (28) | ||
| Town of Ravenswood may become ghost town due to plant closings, headcrabs (usatoday.com) | (77) |
| Long lost ghost trap keeps catching crabs. But enough about Anna Nicole Smith (kansascity.com) | (34) |